*"Looka Here!"* is platinum because it depends so much on *HOW* you say it 😂😂. Depending on how it's said "looka here" is a warning, a threat, a joyous greeting, an alert, an expression of disgust, a cry of satisfaction *ALL OF THIS AND MORE* 😂😂
The fall aint gonna hurt ya, its when you land that you have to worry about...😅😂😂😂 They who dont listen must feel... tickled me so hard in my funny bone.. its so simple yet true 😂😂😂
All money ain't good money. I said that to my Asian co worker, who was asking if I was doing OT ... Hellllll nah. He said, but we get OT pay. I had something to do after work, and said all money ain't good money. He didn't immediately understand, but once he did, it blew his mind 🤯......I heard him say it a few days later 😂😂😂
25:26 I love my brother's version of "now here's the kicker." He always says "now here go the cake-taker..." and whatever it is always takes the cake! He's a master!
16:55 “..I Can’t Call It..” Is The Equivalent Of A Photo Finish In A Race; At First Glance You Can’t Tell Who Won, Until You See The Snapshot. So, Are You Having A Good (Or Bad) Day You Ask? “I Can’t Call It.” I Respond. Lol 😂 #ClassicBlackSayings
These two fools give me LIIIIIFE!!!! One minute I'm in my office mindin' my own business...then here come the Bald Brothers 🙄...now everybody wanna know what I'm in my office HOLLERIN' about 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Suggestions: Top 10: 1 Movies with Black Female Leads 2 Movies that tanked the ending 3 Songs that made you cry 4 One Hit Wonders 5 Politicians that you think can fight 6 Movies with twist endings 7 TV show annoying characters 8 Songs that were over 5 min long 9 Best Revenge movies 10 Best TV show cousins
Chile!!😂 Did u see the pics? Tony was OUTSIDE! 👍🏾 He might not wanna hear it but he was 'casket sharp'/'clean'/'lettin' the people have it' (tried to throw in as many black sayings as I could 😝) in his blush vest/tailored slacks/hard bottoms ensemble! 😍
Now they know we can't leave out, "you made your bed hard, you gotta lay in it", "ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of", "if it was a snake it would've bit you", "but you ain't heard that from me", "telling a bold face lie", "listen....", "shut up lying", "don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash." I could go on and on but i gotta go to work in the morning 😂
To see the animation on Tony's shaft rant would be 🤌🏾😅😅😅😅. Anyways, some black phrases that I love : " God don't like ugly and he's aint to fond of pretty, either.", " Facts", " Shut yo mouth" ( very southern), " Forreal", " You lyin", " Cuz", and " Bye, Felicia"
Honarable mention black saying: “Rippin & runnin” 😂
Lmao and hootin/hoopin and hollerin!!
Skinnin and grinnin
@@dcampbell5508 and snigglin and gigglin 😂
Shuckin and jivin
Kev recording on a Nokia that first clip
That .makes 0 sense
@@BigBoiBleuobviously cuz the quality is trash bruh😭
@@kamausuniversehomie just tryna argue 🤣🤣
Yes it did lol@@BigBoiBleu
😂
“ So boom “ is another good one lmao
"Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!"
My Whitest Mom said that to me times without count!
I saw this Nigerian saying and died! “Wisdom is chasing you, but you move faster” 🤣 🤣
now thats funny
“Boo boo the fool” needed to be on the list😂
That's a black momma FA SHO
Facts!! Because we don't know who it is! But we for damn sure know who it AIN'T 😂
"Dont get me to lyin", is a big one for me.
Lol. This one is definitely Top 10.
Yes!!!
Absolutely! Translation: "I have no idea." 😂
LONG STORY SHORT is always long as hell 😂😂 and we go back like 4 flats on a Cadillac.
What about "truth be told"
*"Looka Here!"* is platinum because it depends so much on *HOW* you say it 😂😂. Depending on how it's said "looka here" is a warning, a threat, a joyous greeting, an alert, an expression of disgust, a cry of satisfaction *ALL OF THIS AND MORE* 😂😂
I’m surprised no one said “ I’m not one of your little friends “ lol
Or the extra angry "I'm not one of yo little UGLY friends"
If Tony was a superhero, his only weakness would be biscuits 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
Pronounced Bil-skits
There's biscuits in here!!!!
Lol biscuits be so dry and thick I don’t get it
Tahir fumbling his words while holding biscuits would fold Tony up 😂😂😂
"I brought you in this world and I'll take you out" is the undefeated undisputed world heavyweight champion of black sayings
💯 💶
"A hard head makes a soft behind" in the Caribbean: "Those who don't listen must feel"
I like that one, "Those who don't listen, must feel."
My mom said the first one, but the Caribbean saying is much scarier 🤷🏾♀️🤣🤣
The fall aint gonna hurt ya, its when you land that you have to worry about...😅😂😂😂
They who dont listen must feel... tickled me so hard in my funny bone.. its so simple yet true 😂😂😂
Hard head bird don't make good soup
💯
"THAT AINT NOBODY BUT THE DEVIL"
The JOY that Kev & Tony have when together...PRICELESS!!! 👑❤️🖤💚👑
Favorite part of this podcast
I love to see them be folded up in laughter 😂😂🤣🤣
@@jdg7515 - Mine too! 😃
@@avaholloway32 - Me too! 🥰😂
“I see you!” Is another good one and it has several meanings
Old black men having a compliment off is hilarious 😂😂😂
Kev had the hostage footage in the beginning😭😭
😂😂
I was waiting for the dollar amount for the ransom
"Chile" is another one that means multiple things 😂
A whole pleather of things lmao 😂
@@latoyajohnson8695 plethora?
3:28 Giving plasma is a gateway to everything else is crazy 😂😂😂😂
"Suckoffs is next!"
I *died!* 💯 💶
All money ain't good money. I said that to my Asian co worker, who was asking if I was doing OT ... Hellllll nah. He said, but we get OT pay. I had something to do after work, and said all money ain't good money. He didn't immediately understand, but once he did, it blew his mind 🤯......I heard him say it a few days later 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 thats too cute to me, and funny
This is adorable 😂❤️
Nice job putting him on 🤣
You know his father would disapprove of such saying 🙎🏻♂️
I love that saying but what’s so mind blowing about it? I guess it would be to people that fall in love with capitalism now that I think about it.
“God don’t like ugly”
My mom: “He ain’t to fond of pretty either” 😂😂😂😂
Yall wrong, im at the plasma place right now 😂😂😂😂😂
"You good" should be on there
25:26 I love my brother's version of "now here's the kicker." He always says "now here go the cake-taker..." and whatever it is always takes the cake! He's a master!
😂 "A'ight now!"....was me speaking to my neighbor just the other day...😂
"You can try me if you want to." My mother used to say this when "the look" was not working.
The giggles after Kev hovered over the shape wear.
I laughed so hard I was afraid I would get a cramp in my stomach!
Kev Really meant it when he said "Tony is the best comedian he knows" 😅😂
“Mind you” is the “I see dead people “ of story plot twists.
It's more of a reminder or what to consider as the story considers. "Mind you, I was sitting across the street when she started running..."
I’m not even 10 mins in and I had to stop it cause I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These two together kills me 😂😂😂
16:55 “..I Can’t Call It..” Is The Equivalent Of A Photo Finish In A Race; At First Glance You Can’t Tell Who Won, Until You See The Snapshot. So, Are You Having A Good (Or Bad) Day You Ask? “I Can’t Call It.” I Respond. Lol 😂 #ClassicBlackSayings
17:23 I love black men complementing each other ❤❤❤. It’s the best thing to observe 🥰
“If I had your hand i would’ve been cut mine off” 🤣🤣
I will say this... 😂 Or you got the best hands baby 😂
I’m only halfway through, so I don’t know if y’all said it, but one of my favorites is “I don’t know what to tell you.”
“Gimme got shot” is the one every black person should have heard at least once in their life..especially down souf 😂😂
And gimme got you here lol
I've never heard of that.
Dang, I heard "Gimme got his neck broke messin' wit his kinfolk"! 🤣🤣
Never heard that a day in my life.
@@stephensanderson5761gimme what got you here! Classic!
These two fools give me LIIIIIFE!!!! One minute I'm in my office mindin' my own business...then here come the Bald Brothers 🙄...now everybody wanna know what I'm in my office HOLLERIN' about 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Suggestions:
Top 10:
1 Movies with Black Female Leads
2 Movies that tanked the ending
3 Songs that made you cry
4 One Hit Wonders
5 Politicians that you think can fight
6 Movies with twist endings
7 TV show annoying characters
8 Songs that were over 5 min long
9 Best Revenge movies
10 Best TV show cousins
Best TV Show cousins....yes!
"You straight" umpteen meanings
"Yo little" in any variation. "Gone with YO LITTLE..." "Do YO LITTLE..." etc...
"Shiiiiid"
Now i love a good SHIIIIID!!😂
I’m a Patreon member, but I saw this on RUclips and immediately clicked! I needed this. I love seeing you guys together 😊
Kev's laugh is contagious😅 it makes everything funnier
“What that gotta do with the cost of tea in China?”
OMG, if these two had never met, we'd be missing out of so much laughter.
"CHIIIIIIIIILE" gotsta be in the Top 10! 😃
Now why did Google offer to translate your comment for me??😂
@@MsJoniGibson - The AAVE disrespeck! 😒🙄 😄😆😅😂🤣🤣
@@Passion84GodAlways FR FR!!!
Maaaannnn I love watching yall crazy selves. Biscuit talk is EVERYthing! HAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣
Watching ya'll is like the 1st night at granny's when all the cousins at the dinner table giggling at everything just because. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tony took me out “ it would’ve been end of the infinity war “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Just stand there, I got the rest” 😂
💀 😂
My first apartment was $150 a month one bedroom efficiency back in 1989 my damu and split the rent $75 a piece. Man times has changed
Bruh... this is Gold‼️‼️Tony and Kev Had Me IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love a well placed “quiet as it’s kept”. What was quiet is now loud af and everyone knows 😂
Do you know how fine you have to be to automatically know you'll get compliments in a suit and DECIDE not to do it lol
Chile!!😂 Did u see the pics? Tony was OUTSIDE! 👍🏾 He might not wanna hear it but he was 'casket sharp'/'clean'/'lettin' the people have it' (tried to throw in as many black sayings as I could 😝) in his blush vest/tailored slacks/hard bottoms ensemble! 😍
My mom’s favorite “sharper than Cooter Brown”
My favorite is" If the Lord see fit and the creek don't rise."😂
Tony is HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! 🍞
10:04 Those strawberry biscuits are criminal. Straight up break me down. Neck scratching with a twitch type affliction. 😅
"I can show you better than I can tell you" meant my parents were done talking . . . . 😢😥
Kev opened this episode as a Ovengold Rotisserie Chicken
“God” Tier Joke. 😂😂💀
Just glistening 😂
@@xaviercartierthank you, thank you, thank you 😂😂😂😂
Not the Plasma money 😂😂
"And people in hell want cold water"
Now they know we can't leave out, "you made your bed hard, you gotta lay in it", "ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of", "if it was a snake it would've bit you", "but you ain't heard that from me", "telling a bold face lie", "listen....", "shut up lying", "don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash." I could go on and on but i gotta go to work in the morning 😂
Im sorry y'all, when Kev said Jenny's hair was koyfed it was over for me.😂😂😂
Coiffed ☺️
@michelleej /kwäft/
My mom: God don’t like ugly and he ain’t too fond of pretty/beautiful 😭
I thought it was "ain't too fond of cute".
@@earlonaweary9155 my mom says pretty/beautiful. I hear all types of variations but it’s always “God don’t like ugly”
Going to get the food is probably the fastest I've ever seen Kev move
This episode has me HOLLERING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Used a 1997 Motorola for the promo clip
Not the Razr camera intro 😂😂
Ppl from the Bronx issued Jennifer a virtual cease & desist from saying she was "Jenny from the block".
I’m from the Bronx & this is funny as f^ck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When someone tries to come for me after I make a comment online, I say “Bless your little heart.”
My mom: “Don’t let your wooden god and cornstalk Jesus fool you”…. 😂😂😂
Compliment fight like Dumbledor and Voldemort 😭😭😭
He said "that's EXTRA nothing!" 😂😂
The Black Louisiana in me will always and forever say CHIIIIIIIIILE, you aint gon believe dis!!
What About I know you lieing or the Devil is a lie. 😅😂 Kev and Tony be cracking each other up. 😊
Sterling K Brown kicked it off with the JLo shade
If "I can't call it" didn’t make the list, I was gonna protest. Lol.
That Ad left me in shambles😂😂 #BRICK 🧱
My mom used to say, 'the more I do for you, the worst y'all get'.
Tony dusting away after chewing the pork fat has me in tears
I’m dying laughing already and we not even 5 minutes in 💀😭💪🏽 #plasma
I can’t watch y’all no more, The plasma had me laughing so hard. I almost threw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🤢🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was having the worse night, until I watched this! HILARIOUSS! THANK YOU😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 #BALDBROTHERS
I’m dying laughing driving to work. Thanks guys 😂😂
33:28 😂😂😂 frfr, yall finna see jlo preforming at somebody's quinceanera here in a minute!!🎉🪅
I brought you in this world and I’ll take you out 😂 knowing dang well that’s a crime and no they not lol 😂
To see the animation on Tony's shaft rant would be 🤌🏾😅😅😅😅. Anyways, some black phrases that I love : " God don't like ugly and he's aint to fond of pretty, either.", " Facts", " Shut yo mouth" ( very southern), " Forreal", " You lyin", " Cuz", and " Bye, Felicia"
Opening with the suck off math is taking me DOWN!! 😂😂😂
Bro😂😂😂😂😂
Me watching at the plasma center 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Did he give us a Blackberry video at the beginning?😂🤣 Damn I laughed for 35 minutes 😩😭🤣
I have never heard of the greasy meat saying but my mama always said “you don’t believe sook a hook” 😂
😂😂😂😂 wait, what!?!!!!?????😂😂
"If you like it I love it" is my #1 lol
Followed closely by "So what had happened was"
Kev said not recording no new ads you gone gets these ones I filmed on a potato 5 years ago. #Bluechew
EVERYONE LISTEN TO TONY'S BEAUTIFUL LAUGH AT 4:22!!!
Bojangles got them "BIG Ass Biscuits"?! Lmao
I wasn’t ready for the beginning
Kevin got us in the microwave with his shirt off
My first apartment was 175 for a furnished studio in 2000. It was a lot. In Altus, Oklahoma. I feel you Tony. Mine is “I can’t call it.”
What kinda found footage is the first part of this video?
He recorded that jawn from the microwave, didn’t he?! 😂
Seeing Kev panic about that food order 29:05
2:48 😂😂😂Extra nothing?!?!?
2:34 *
“I’m tryna be like you when I grown up”