My Husband Said He’s Planning To Take a ‘Gaycation’ in Ibiza... | Reddit Updates

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @Eden_Laika
    @Eden_Laika 6 дней назад +382

    The thing about "what happens in X, stays in X" is that it doesn't really work when _you tell people what happens there!_

    • @BaeBunni
      @BaeBunni 6 дней назад

      yea but like what happens in vegas stays in vegas, the stds don't stay behind.

    • @hedgehogpower194
      @hedgehogpower194 6 дней назад

      That sounds like some "whatever happens in girls night, stays in girls night!"

    • @Starlight-l4o
      @Starlight-l4o 5 дней назад +16

      It only counts if you are not hurting anyone, and then you can just bury it in your memories 😭😭😭

    • @MatildeVallespinCasas
      @MatildeVallespinCasas 5 дней назад +2

      It's an aphorism when in the past there were more strict rules for everybody and where the so called syndrome of the small town was the norm because people lived in very small communities where everybody knew everybody else's business and those escapades were a matter of survival. Nowadays with internet who connects everybody, easy commute and more liberal way of life, it has become more of a tongue in cheek

    • @knrdvmmlbkkn
      @knrdvmmlbkkn 5 дней назад +4

      "Except herpes."

  • @juanmendez3290
    @juanmendez3290 5 дней назад +136

    dude could've just said he's bi and go on with his life but decided to do a bunch of roundabout ways to not admit he likes men.

  • @chessieray1465
    @chessieray1465 5 дней назад +187

    As someone over the rainbow, this is just disturbing. Especially the fact that this is some type of MLM.

    • @knrdvmmlbkkn
      @knrdvmmlbkkn 5 дней назад +5

      "As someone over the rainbow"
      As in "in an unknown, hypothetical, or very distant place"?
      "this is some type of MLM."
      As in "men loving men"? Yes, that's rather obvious.

    • @gabrielsorrente2828
      @gabrielsorrente2828 5 дней назад +3

      Im from Brasil, what is a MLM?

    • @Lentryoh
      @Lentryoh 5 дней назад +12

      It’s a multi level marketing scheme, or a pyramid scheme. Basically only people at the top make money

  • @Eden_Laika
    @Eden_Laika 6 дней назад +265

    So, what I've learned here is that there's an MLM targeting closeted men with overpriced trips to Ibiza. Am I a bad person if my immediate thought was "Why didn't I think of that"?

  • @edwardstrudwick9851
    @edwardstrudwick9851 5 дней назад +93

    Yea hi, straight guy here. Have never heard of this, this is not something “everyone” does.

    • @BrightElk
      @BrightElk 5 дней назад

      I know. He’s deep in delulu land. They are so convinced that all ‘modern’ straight dudes do this and it’s totally normal. 😂 I mean it’s probably fake but you know there’s something that is a real life equivalent out there somewhere!

  • @BrightElk
    @BrightElk 5 дней назад +44

    I’m bi and this sounds totally bonkers to me. It sounds almost as if they think just because they aren’t sleeping with someone who is the same sex as their spouse that that somehow makes it not count? Well that’s not true. It’s still cheating.

  • @SoundGZ
    @SoundGZ 6 дней назад +210

    One of the most funniest titles ever scaling stories

    • @stormkive4356
      @stormkive4356 6 дней назад +4

      literally cracking up

    • @TnyNS
      @TnyNS 5 дней назад +10

      I’m literally in disbelief. This has to be some made up story, but the fact that it’s so crazy makes me want to believe it’s real 😂

    • @marie34K
      @marie34K 5 дней назад

      ​@@TnyNSI think it does exist . How delusional you need to be to deny being bi ( or gay ) but wanting to go somewhere just to have intimacy with random guys ....and denying it would indeed be cheating ...😮

  • @calmingvoice8646
    @calmingvoice8646 5 дней назад +99

    That was the gayest thing I've ever read.
    "Give in to the gaycation or be destroyed."

    • @Lucean627
      @Lucean627 5 дней назад +6

      The story said gaycation so much i started hating life

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm 5 дней назад +45

    “…experience what it’s like to be on the receiving end of another man’s ‘baseball bat’” Is CRAZY 😭 I did NOT expect to read anything like that today.

  • @saywhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    @saywhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat 5 дней назад +27

    Watched this one with my wife. Neither of us could stop laughing. Top 5 Reddit story right here. Give in to gaycation or be destroyed

  • @pretzelicious4200
    @pretzelicious4200 6 дней назад +147

    Sounds like a cult wtf lol

    • @Rorschachqp
      @Rorschachqp 5 дней назад +17

      When a cult sounds like a cult, it sounds like a duck because it is a duck. What the duck.

  • @leahmarten
    @leahmarten 6 дней назад +35

    I've been laughing so hard at this 'gaycation' thing.

  • @hedgehogpower194
    @hedgehogpower194 6 дней назад +84

    What the fuck i just heard with the aquarium analogy 😭

  • @vivideblois
    @vivideblois 5 дней назад +69

    If I hear "gaycation" one more time...

    • @knrdvmmlbkkn
      @knrdvmmlbkkn 5 дней назад +6

      Gaycation!

    • @BrightElk
      @BrightElk 5 дней назад +2

      Gaycation!

    • @vivideblois
      @vivideblois 5 дней назад +3

      @@BrightElk Shame, SHAAAAME

    • @JayAshkevron
      @JayAshkevron 5 дней назад +1

      Thats exactly what I was thinking! lol

    • @Atomskayser
      @Atomskayser 5 дней назад +2

      You know what they say! What happens in the gaycation stays in the gaycation.

  • @vitinios
    @vitinios 5 дней назад +53

    this is a plot from a South Park episode and you can't prove me wrong. holy shid.

    • @gwenStar
      @gwenStar День назад

      I thought the exact same thing 😂😂

  • @jesscadrod4218
    @jesscadrod4218 5 дней назад +48

    Cheating is cheating!!!

    • @knrdvmmlbkkn
      @knrdvmmlbkkn 5 дней назад +1

      "Cheating is cheating!!!"
      Of course it is... what else could it possibly be? You could just as well say "love is love" or "X = X".

    • @quitti
      @quitti 5 дней назад +1

      The least problematic part of the story at this point

    • @Grouchbox
      @Grouchbox 5 дней назад

      This!

  • @crepic_master12
    @crepic_master12 6 дней назад +77

    fucking love this story because its so stupid 😭😭😭

  • @patty-pat-pat
    @patty-pat-pat 6 дней назад +37

    Hes been doing it, Hes just telling you now

    • @catherinep2034
      @catherinep2034 5 дней назад

      Yeah, he's been sleeping with BIL is my guess, or wants to.

    • @amznmmdprncss
      @amznmmdprncss 3 дня назад +2

      Like, the fact that he and his brother in law approached his other brother in law two years ago...you can't tell me that the first two haven't explored together.

  • @Atomskayser
    @Atomskayser 5 дней назад +14

    So...they mentioned gaycation...but I haven't heard anything about Lesbication.
    "Searching to patent it right now".

  • @mimikyu__-
    @mimikyu__- 6 дней назад +42

    Gay person here- what??????

  • @hitomi94009
    @hitomi94009 5 дней назад +29

    Honestly, this sounds more like a cult situation... freaky😮

  • @stormkive4356
    @stormkive4356 6 дней назад +25

    this story is so insane

  • @LexMcSwing
    @LexMcSwing 5 дней назад +17

    I need this to be fake. I need OP to just be writing the weirdest fiction right now. This can't be a thing that happens. I refuse to accept that anyone has spoken those words aloud in a meaningful, genuine way. No. Absolutely not.

    • @amznmmdprncss
      @amznmmdprncss 3 дня назад +2

      I want to google it, but I am also afraid.

    • @arandurandaer1972
      @arandurandaer1972 День назад

      Well I took the risk and googled it o.o……it’s not real. This was supposedly a well written fiction.
      There is a legit TV series though called “Gaycation” funny enough 😅

  • @bytypjs
    @bytypjs 4 дня назад +4

    Even my gay ass is tweaking on hearing the aquarium analogy

  • @MoistToucan
    @MoistToucan 5 дней назад +7

    That is the wildest headline I've ever read

  • @alexandremiguel5408
    @alexandremiguel5408 5 дней назад +8

    Im gay, im shocked, i want 13 minutes of my lofe back and the gaycation i know is not a weird religious cult, lost with the aquarium analogy x.x

  • @Hexashy
    @Hexashy 5 дней назад +8

    This
    this feels like some kind of cult

  • @dereklucero5785
    @dereklucero5785 5 дней назад +16

    If your husband is planning this sort of vacation, are you sure this isn’t his first time😳……just saying.

    • @grahn3878
      @grahn3878 5 дней назад +3

      Exactly

    • @BrightElk
      @BrightElk 5 дней назад +5

      Time to get tested.

    • @Atomskayser
      @Atomskayser 5 дней назад

      @@BrightElk This is what I was thinking the entire video, PLEASE WOMAN, GO RIGHT NOW TO GET TESTED FOR EVERY STD IN THE WORLD.

    • @MatildeVallespinCasas
      @MatildeVallespinCasas 5 дней назад +1

      They've been married for 16 years, so, no easy to conceal. Besides, why now?. Why telling now?. Doesn't make sense

  • @Jasmine_breeze
    @Jasmine_breeze 5 дней назад +5

    Gay or not he is going to cheat on you and he wants you to support him in this. It doesn't matter if he does it with women or men - it's cheating and that's it. The guy is completely crazy because he's having a midlife crisis.

  • @Vex-Pegasus
    @Vex-Pegasus 5 дней назад +14

    I’m hoping op gets full custody of her sons. I don’t think it’s a good idea for the husband to even be near them since they are boys and he would most likely try to rope them into this delusional fantasy in the future when they are older or when the boys are married in the future.

    • @nadamasahora
      @nadamasahora 5 дней назад

      Oh please, if that was the case then straight people would not have gay children. People like what they like. If anything the father should get visitation rights so the kids learn not to fall for scams lmao

  • @opalscloset
    @opalscloset 5 дней назад +4

    Saying this right now. Husband and BIL are having an affair.

  • @RedditCalmandSleep-u1l
    @RedditCalmandSleep-u1l 3 дня назад

    That’s quite an unexpected situation! Communication is key-hopefully, you both can have an open and honest conversation about what this means for your relationship

  • @kyofurada1831
    @kyofurada1831 4 часа назад

    I feel sorry for the wife but holy crap this is the funniest story I've listened to in awhile 😂 "A man must surrender his mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed...."

  • @BaeBunni
    @BaeBunni 6 дней назад +17

    I tried googling it but only found Elliot Page's tv show about meeting gay communities in different countries.

    • @amznmmdprncss
      @amznmmdprncss 3 дня назад

      Thank you for that. I was wondering.

  • @veejonesify
    @veejonesify 5 дней назад +4

    You should divorce him the second he asks that. Thank god this is fake.

  • @denizkaragullu6239
    @denizkaragullu6239 4 дня назад +3

    I feel sorry for her but holy shit this is so funny. The way the voice over keeps saying gaycation. "Give in to the gaycation or be destroyed". What even is this

  • @CharmedEvanescence
    @CharmedEvanescence 6 дней назад +22

    Just go visit Diddy, he's into this.

    • @jayking2228
      @jayking2228 5 дней назад

      Being gay does not equate to being a predator like Diddy. If that were the case then being straight would be like the Manson cult or the children of God cult.

  • @allesianm
    @allesianm 2 дня назад

    I’m so happy you’re on RUclips too 😭

  • @YGJ360
    @YGJ360 5 дней назад +6

    I’m thinking this is all a coverup to conceal the lover’s trip that he’s actually going on with his brother in law.

  • @katiedoodles
    @katiedoodles 2 дня назад +1

    That has to be some kind of scam or mlm like WHAT

    • @katiedoodles
      @katiedoodles 2 дня назад

      Okay yeah the hypnosis thing that’s definitely some mlm shit

  • @jaymieizy13
    @jaymieizy13 5 дней назад +4

    What in the sean combs in going on!!!

  • @ladyofthemasque
    @ladyofthemasque 5 дней назад +3

    This definitely sounds like cult-style brainwashing, with the constant repetition of the "reassuring phrase" bit.

  • @Stefan-10
    @Stefan-10 6 дней назад +22

    Jezus christ how many times do you have to say gaycation

    • @jessestuff
      @jessestuff 5 дней назад +6

      RIGHT it just kept going

  • @piperhurlbut
    @piperhurlbut 5 дней назад +1

    The gaycation sounds like a cult with their phrases and the fact that they must surrender to the gaycation and can’t resist it 🤔

  • @Fun-r2x
    @Fun-r2x 5 дней назад +1

    Yes you are very correct about this delusion they have I would like to say be careful in six of your children because he did this for two years and the brother in law he should figure out his own life because both of them are crazy I’m so sorry for you Live a happy life😊😢😂😮❤❤❤

  • @kuuryusi
    @kuuryusi 5 дней назад +1

    bro...the water enters you...

  • @rubycio
    @rubycio 6 дней назад +4

    Folie A Deux

  • @thesheerwoodcrow5465
    @thesheerwoodcrow5465 2 дня назад

    He forgot that it doesnt matter if he thinks its not cheating if your partner isnt cool with it then its cheating

  • @lentenagtegaal
    @lentenagtegaal 3 дня назад

    HE COMPARED IT TO THE AQUARIUM WHAT

  • @steelwardn
    @steelwardn 5 дней назад +1

    that was annoying

  • @_Tree_of_Life_
    @_Tree_of_Life_ 5 дней назад

    Yeah I don't think OP really understands "the beauty of the gaycation"...

  • @VeggieMama722
    @VeggieMama722 3 дня назад

    This story came from a satirical sub reddit.

  • @sweeety969
    @sweeety969 5 дней назад

    This sounds like an episode of South Park

  • @kimbotheweenie
    @kimbotheweenie 5 дней назад +1

    Is it me or is it slightly homophobic to imply the cheating doesn’t count because it’s gay?

  • @goodbher9244
    @goodbher9244 4 дня назад

    This is so fake and stupid, but funny AF. I'm gay and a gay cation is just going to Miami or Puerto Vallarta. 😂

  • @quitti
    @quitti 5 дней назад +1

    Uhhhhhhhhh.... this can't be real,?

  • @kekebean6596
    @kekebean6596 2 дня назад

    Is it just me or does it feel like op's husband and bil might be sleeping with eachother? Like
    Maybe that's just me....

  • @jessestuff
    @jessestuff 6 дней назад +2

    Wtf 😭

  • @Echo_9
    @Echo_9 5 дней назад +3

    Gay??????

  • @ChromeBezerker
    @ChromeBezerker 5 дней назад

    Or become a fish (gay)

  • @deusex4905
    @deusex4905 5 дней назад

    Sounds a lot like a cult like? Wtf.

    • @Markus2E5I6
      @Markus2E5I6 День назад

      Exactly they say the exact same line and tried to get someone else into it. And also...the mentioning of hypnotism? If they were 100% serious they should have called the police because clearly those men aren't there willingly if they needed to be hypnotised to stay there. What in the holy hell is this cult?

  • @dirkcoin1037
    @dirkcoin1037 5 дней назад

    Why would she assume he's gay or bi?
    Did she not hear the gaycation part?

    • @MatildeVallespinCasas
      @MatildeVallespinCasas 5 дней назад

      Because when you don't feel attracted to somebody, you don't spend thousands of pounds on overpriced holidays to eff people you supposedly don't like

    • @MatildeVallespinCasas
      @MatildeVallespinCasas 5 дней назад +3

      Because if somebody is going to spend thousands of pounds, it will be to so something they like and effing people you supposedly don't like is not one of them

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX 5 дней назад +6

    * Ehem * Let's look at the notes from similar cases when women go on girl trips to places like Florida:
    - Why is she so controlling and insecure?
    - This will only make their marriage stronger after he gets it out of his system
    - She should trust him and support his independence
    - He has the right to explore new experiences and be happy
    - It's just s*x, he only has feelings for her
    - Etc. etc.

    • @ssjgoten202
      @ssjgoten202 5 дней назад

      Take your meds please 🙏

    • @MoulderingMortal
      @MoulderingMortal 5 дней назад

      Are you smoking crack right now or is this rage bait?

    • @MatildeVallespinCasas
      @MatildeVallespinCasas 5 дней назад

      The point is, why specifically "gay vacation". You know, clarifying from the beginning that he is bi is not going to hurt anybody (on the contrary). Unless.....

  • @ai_d_in
    @ai_d_in 6 дней назад +2

    🦜🦜

  • @gwenStar
    @gwenStar День назад +1

    The way they talk about the « gaycation » looks like this is happening in South Park. 😅