Everything Wrong With Revelation 1 in the Bible

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

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  • @markkozlowski3674
    @markkozlowski3674 9 месяцев назад +229

    FUN FACT: Martin Luther thought that the Book of Revelation was so theologically unsound that it should be eliminated from the Bible.

    • @curlystoogemire
      @curlystoogemire 9 месяцев назад +9

      My nephew is in a Lutheran private school, and they still teach it to sophomores

    • @caribbeanman3379
      @caribbeanman3379 9 месяцев назад +17

      Luke 21:8 precludes Revelation from being considered authentic by Christians. The very first chapter of Revelation matches the warning given at Luke 21:8. Too bad not many Christians read their Bible closely enough to realize this.

    • @michaelh878
      @michaelh878 9 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@caribbeanman3379What about the gospels not telling the same story of Jesus' death and resurrection?

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 9 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@michaelh878 Or there being two versions of creation in Genesis.

    • @beabeeadultstar1433
      @beabeeadultstar1433 9 месяцев назад +1

      Source?

  • @elainejohnson6955
    @elainejohnson6955 9 месяцев назад +84

    You would think I would have learned not to eat or drink anything when listening to Hemant describing what is wrong with the Bible because I end up spitting it out in laughter!

    • @kewakl8891
      @kewakl8891 9 месяцев назад +8

      Thank you for the warning! :)

  • @markdichter
    @markdichter 9 месяцев назад +102

    Thomas Jefferson thought the author of revelation was a "raving maniac."

    • @termination9353
      @termination9353 9 месяцев назад +2

      There never was multiple Gospels by multiple authors. The Gospel was originally one book, written by Lazarus in consultation with the Apostles [John 21:24] and published soon after Jesus left them on their own. The religion was hijacked by Rome, the Gospel was broken up scrambled adulterated into a bunch of competing narratives. Later four of those adulterated gospels were canonized with falsely ascribed authorship and a Gnosticism cover-story. It was the finding of an original Gospel of Jesus scroll in Jerusalem that gained the Knights Templar power over the Church and their eventual undoing when the church finally retaliated against them Friday 13th.

    • @fordprefect5304
      @fordprefect5304 9 месяцев назад

      @@termination9353 ruclips.net/video/XVSRm80WzZk/видео.html

    • @ryanjones4150
      @ryanjones4150 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@termination9353 No respected bible scholar holds whatever weird fringe theory you are espousing to be true. The earliest gospel is Mark, which is widely agreed to have been authored a minimum of 40 years after the supposed events it describes take place, you know, basically enough time for everyone who was a contemporary to what supposedly happened to be dead. Do you understand the implication of what you are saying ? You are saying that the book that Christians all base their belief on is totally wrong, yet God let it be distributed as such for thousands of years. Isn't he all powerful ? Doesn't that make him a huge A-hole of epic proportions ? So lucky for you that you are one of the few chosen ones who knows what's really going on !

    • @termination9353
      @termination9353 8 месяцев назад

      @@ryanjones4150 Jesus warned you to be careful lest ye be deceived. You all were never careful mental lazy- and so you are deceived. "FEW BE SAVED"

    • @termination9353
      @termination9353 8 месяцев назад

      @@ryanjones4150 "Widely agreed" = merely rumor with no evidence or logical reasoning behind it.

  • @CarolineIronwill
    @CarolineIronwill 9 месяцев назад +52

    I have wanted this fever dream to be covered so badly from the beginning of the series.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 9 месяцев назад +71

    Apocalypse is just Greek for revelation. It does not mean disaster. It means 'look at this.'

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 9 месяцев назад +5

      Through language drifted, and now apocalypse is used that way now. Why the Post-Apocalyptic genre is called that.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 9 месяцев назад +1

      The word "You" supplanted "thee." Meanings, definitions... change.

    • @sadderwhiskeymann
      @sadderwhiskeymann 9 месяцев назад +3

      Post apocalyptic is a term which means "after the events i reveilled"
      As a greek i think the point of the op still stands

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@sadderwhiskeymann except it isn’t how it’s used.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Deridus Not in Yorkshire it didn't. "You" was plural and formal, and was the same in any part of a sentence. "Thou" was nominative (subject), "thee" was accusative (object).

  • @gregjones2217
    @gregjones2217 9 месяцев назад +137

    Thanks for coming back. It's so nice to have a logical and honest voice in the religious fairytales.

    • @AllDogsAreGoodDogs
      @AllDogsAreGoodDogs 9 месяцев назад +14

      "Anyone that can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
      --Voltaire

    • @gregjones2217
      @gregjones2217 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@AllDogsAreGoodDogs Excellent

    • @silasr20
      @silasr20 8 месяцев назад

      Don’t mock god

    • @AllDogsAreGoodDogs
      @AllDogsAreGoodDogs 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@silasr20 Don't mock a myth? Please.

    • @gregjones2217
      @gregjones2217 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@silasr20 Hard to mock what doesn't exist.

  • @danawynkoop9511
    @danawynkoop9511 9 месяцев назад +18

    I read the Christian bible way back in the 80’s when I was in high school. When I got to Revelation, I remember thinking that the author must have been tweaking hard.

  • @sengembale1722
    @sengembale1722 9 месяцев назад +28

    FINNALY.... my favorite book that i have been reading for years but never understood a thing.. But when u read it for me i will finally get what its says. lets read chapter by chapter for this one untill we finish it. Am speaking on behalf of all the subscribers on this channel..... PLEASE

    • @FriendlyAtheist1
      @FriendlyAtheist1  9 месяцев назад +12

      We WILL! :)

    • @stalin208
      @stalin208 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@FriendlyAtheist1 Hello, Sir Hemant. I am trying to read the entire Bible and I'm almost at the end of Ezra. Please save me.

    • @Uncanny_Mountain
      @Uncanny_Mountain 21 день назад

      He's a Literalist
      You might as well watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  • @starshinedragonsong3045
    @starshinedragonsong3045 9 месяцев назад +8

    Yippee! More Bible study with Hemant!

  • @steve-henstan3856
    @steve-henstan3856 9 месяцев назад +10

    My favourite thing about revelation is that’s it’s supposed to be 100% allegory, but genesis is supposed to be 100% literal.

  • @jz-meister5343
    @jz-meister5343 9 месяцев назад +37

    I don’t remember if my old church ever had sermons on the book of revelation (they very well could have. Maybe it just slipped my mind). But, honestly - it amazes me that people can read this book and not laugh at the fact that it sounds like total nonsense. 🤣 I am really looking forward to you covering the rest of it!

    • @dougt7580
      @dougt7580 9 месяцев назад +5

      I went to cathlolic mass every Sunday and often 1 or 2 other times a week for around 20 years and I honestly can't remember a single instance where anything from Revelation was ever discussed (tbf I often did just zone out, put my body on autopilot, and daydream during mass).

    • @noracola5285
      @noracola5285 9 месяцев назад

      They taught the Revelation a lot in the church I grew up in because it was just one of those batshit kinds of churches. They don't start you on it though, they wait until you're sufficiently -brainwashed- indoctrinated before introducing it.

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@dougt7580I used to open the hymnal at random, find the longest word on the page, and try to make as many words of four letters or more from it. Happy days, eh?

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@dougt7580they didn't even quote a random verse form revelation?

    • @PROtoss987
      @PROtoss987 2 месяца назад +1

      @@dougt7580 Christians will pull out the parts about smoke of torment and the lake of fire, or the golden city. But the crackpot ravings that constitute most of the book are treated a mystery.

  • @LauGarSifu
    @LauGarSifu 9 месяцев назад +29

    Can't wait for more, missed this series!

  • @finnilyenough
    @finnilyenough 9 месяцев назад +24

    Time to heal some childhood anxiety!

    • @twebster179
      @twebster179 8 месяцев назад

      Seriously....

    • @Uncanny_Mountain
      @Uncanny_Mountain 21 день назад

      Then you're not paying attention
      Akurios means LORD
      Pan is Slavic for LORD
      Also known as E Io, Joseph
      Israel is the Canaan word for Saturn or El, Fruit of Isis and Ra
      Esus aka Isis is the Celtic God of Death, he was baptised by John the Baptist from which we get Baphomet. John the Baptist was a Setian. The Ante Christ, Crucified upside down, and called Simon Peter Magus, whom Jesus rebukes when he slices a Roman soldier's ear, when arrested in the Garden, after being caught sodomising his own Nephew. Just like Seth sodomised his Nephew Horus the Younger. It is the Younger who catches his brothers ankle exiting the womb of Sophia, Asherah. Philo's Sophia, Son of Sophia, Theosophia, Son of Sophia, Gaia, Ishtar, Thera, Kythera, Astarte, Goddess of Life and Death just like Apollo is God of Plagues and Cures.
      Michael also rebukes Satan when they fight over the Body of Moses, aka Arkenaten, or Echnaton, who also rose the Brazen Serpent. And who is the first and last character in the Book, that reverses at the end, if not the Archangel of Death, Setanus?
      Setanus is Typhon, Zephon, Sepher, the Golden Ass, E Io, Yahu, Eyore, Yahuah, Hilaria, Saturnus, Bacchus, Eshmun, Apollo, Sabazios, Adonai, Perseus, Heracles, Pan, Shiva, Hermes, Thoth, Buddha, Quetzalcoatl, the Rainbow Serpent, of the Rainbow Covenant
      It is a Curse for the Brazen Serpent to hang upon the Wooden Idol of "Knowing"
      And who comes into your home as a thief on the Sabbath at Saturnalia?
      Krampus, Kronos, Dagda, Zeus, Father Xmas, Father Time, El, Para,
      Ur
      Urshu
      Uruk
      Uruku Salaam
      Uru Salem
      Shalim (Šalām, Shalem, Ugaritic: 𐎌𐎍𐎎, romanized: ŠLM) is a pagan god in Canaanite religion, mentioned in inscriptions found in Ugarit (now Ras Shamra, Syria). William F. Albright identified Shalim as the god of the dusk and Shahar as the god of the dawn.
      The Purple Throne of Tyre is the Throne of Jerusalem. Christianity got literally everything wrong! The Arc of the Covenant is the Arch of Baal, the basis of our 365 day Calendar, in fact before being taken over by the Chaldeans, Dorians, and Scythians, Scotia was called Albion, and Caledonia
      Like Macedonia
      The Staff of Adon, or Aten
      Saidon is root with Esadon, or Ikthobaal, Ikthadon, Isaidon, Dionysians, who worshipped the Moon as the Sun of God.

  • @yohannesgetachew5869
    @yohannesgetachew5869 9 месяцев назад +14

    I’m glad that you’re back with this interesting but weird book! I’m looking forward to listening to you present it in a humorous way.😊😊

    • @Daniel-cz7kd
      @Daniel-cz7kd 8 месяцев назад

      yohannesgetachew5869 That’s quite true and in fact the only thing he gets completely one hundred percent correct.

  • @michaelmccarthy4077
    @michaelmccarthy4077 9 месяцев назад +4

    "like Mario after eating a fire flower"
    now that brings back memories of being home on Sunday and playing Nintendo while every other kid in the neighborhood was at church.

  • @lisablacker3102
    @lisablacker3102 10 месяцев назад +24

    Jesus having throwing stars so the Romans couldn't get him again, made me cackle so loudly, I scared myself 💀

    • @littlebitofhope1489
      @littlebitofhope1489 9 месяцев назад +3

      I wonder if they are shaped like crosses. You know, like Batman had some shaped like bats? Now that I think about it, maybe we shouldn't give them ideas about things like razor sharp throwing crosses.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@littlebitofhope1489 no, they're throwing stars of david

    • @WarriorforGod777
      @WarriorforGod777 2 месяца назад

      Hello! Christian here, if you are apart of Atheism (or Agnosticism) then that's what you believe in, but the problem is this video, he hasn't disproved anything I haven't did a video of myself responding to this he did not disprove one thing about the Book of Revelations The Book of Revelations is about symbolism and symbolic language to get his point across the readers about the second coming and other things, what he is doing is purposely cherry picking it, he is also using a type of language to make it seem "Confusing" in a way, let me give you an example, "Teachers just ramble about things for hours" or "Farmers just sit outside all day doing useless things and things that smell bad", God bless!

    • @PROtoss987
      @PROtoss987 2 месяца назад

      @@WarriorforGod777 Atheism is not something you believe in, but the absence of a belief, the same way you don't believe in Odin.
      This video was not a disproof, but a mockery.
      But the earth being flat in Revelation 1:7, as with Matthew 4:8 does show the Bible was written by fools (ancient Greeks knew the earth was spherical.)
      It was also written by someone who didn't know what stars are (Revelation 1:16; Revelation 12:4; Mark 13:25 etc.)

    • @WarriorforGod777
      @WarriorforGod777 2 месяца назад

      @@PROtoss987 those verses do not suggest a flat earth, if we look at the "Four corners of the earth" it's referring to 4 directions of the earth such as north east west and south, if where going to look at text over 2000 years old, we must look at it in it's historical and cultural context, God bless

  • @joeely6817
    @joeely6817 9 месяцев назад +7

    Hooray. I was hoping this series would come back.

  • @JemmetGK
    @JemmetGK 9 месяцев назад +8

    Thank you, Hement, these "Everything wrong with..." were the highlight of my Sunday mornings since you started them.
    I'm pleased you came back for one last book. Thank you

    • @Daniel-cz7kd
      @Daniel-cz7kd 8 месяцев назад +1

      JemmetGK Well he does get “Everything wrong…” in his series, as one who has not studied or understood the material

  • @Chocobo0Scribe
    @Chocobo0Scribe 9 месяцев назад +8

    This is just making me think of how the oracles of Delphi had their “visions” thanks to hallucinogenic gas.

  • @ImAlwaysHere1
    @ImAlwaysHere1 9 месяцев назад +17

    I am so glad this is back. What a great New Year gift.

  • @d.l.sosnik2135
    @d.l.sosnik2135 9 месяцев назад +5

    oh ! So good to see you back with this series. I really appreciate it, and you have again added to my Sunday mornings. Thanx !

  • @bonsaibean2971
    @bonsaibean2971 9 месяцев назад +12

    So awesome to have you back! We truly do appreciate your hard work.

  • @micbroc6435
    @micbroc6435 9 месяцев назад +9

    Even before I left the church I was convinced someone ate mushrooms before they wrote revelation.

  • @OriginalGamerGirls
    @OriginalGamerGirls 9 месяцев назад +30

    What happens when you do mushrooms in a cave and try to tell followers about the evils of the current empire without being specific.

    • @oliviawilliams6204
      @oliviawilliams6204 9 месяцев назад +4

      He kind of was specific. Well as specific as he could be, romans didn’t take kindly to criticism, but were generally against destroying religious texts. John wrote it veiled enough that it looked as a religious text, but anyone in the know reading it would have known what it was about. The city on the seven hills can’t be anything else than Rome, the Number of the Beast was a clear reference to Nero, and heck they knew it, because when they translated from Greek to Latin they changed the number so it would still match Nero in the Latin spelling.

    • @drewmiller3462
      @drewmiller3462 9 месяцев назад +2

      I think it was LSD or something similar. Look at what happens in Revelations 10:9. The angels says "here John, eat this tiny scroll. It will make you feel good."

    • @Uncanny_Mountain
      @Uncanny_Mountain 21 день назад

      It's astrological allegory for the transition to Aquarius
      A Lunar Sothic Metonic Saros Calendar
      But Atheists are so superior intellectually speaking...

  • @arielle2745
    @arielle2745 9 месяцев назад +2

    💓💖💗👏💯. This was great! So glad I got the chance to support this excellent project. Well done, Hemant!

  • @kezthepieman2
    @kezthepieman2 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for presenting this whole series, , I look forward to the next installment.

  • @stephanvanzyl
    @stephanvanzyl 9 месяцев назад +2

    FINALLY!!! Looking forward to this series!

  • @DustinLaGriza
    @DustinLaGriza 9 месяцев назад +21

    "those of you who read this aloud and those of you who hear it are blessed". That includes Hemant and the rest of us. Cool!

  • @robmckee6843
    @robmckee6843 9 месяцев назад +3

    Bar none the best of your material ever I laughed from beginning to end, thanks man much appreciated.

  • @flappybirderd1996
    @flappybirderd1996 5 месяцев назад +1

    no idea why you skipped on other books and jumped and already in revelation but I'm really gonna enjoy watching these. gonna download it and put on my android tablet so I can watch these anytime, anywhere.

  • @fariesz6786
    @fariesz6786 9 месяцев назад +3

    7:10 both Jesus and his dad left five-star reviews about Patmos on Yelp

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 9 месяцев назад +8

    Revelation was written by someone who ate some really good mushrooms 🍄 😂

  • @archiedsouza2001
    @archiedsouza2001 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for the return

  • @werewolfantipaladin
    @werewolfantipaladin 9 месяцев назад +4

    Welcome back and Happy New Year. This will be hilarious

  • @Bridget108p
    @Bridget108p 9 месяцев назад +4

    I just love the way you sum this up.

  • @armyparty
    @armyparty 9 месяцев назад +3

    New years eve special. So happy

  • @Ha-HaFarms
    @Ha-HaFarms 9 месяцев назад +3

    Too short!! Waiting for more 😊 thoroughly enjoy your channel

  • @robsquared2
    @robsquared2 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks so much for doing these, you narrating these and breaking them down is like drinking while hanging out with family you don't link.

  • @kewakl8891
    @kewakl8891 9 месяцев назад +5

    According to rev 1:3 hemant is *blessed*
    _Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy_

    • @DonDueed
      @DonDueed 9 месяцев назад +2

      And so are we all, just for listening!

  • @jstube36
    @jstube36 9 месяцев назад +21

    The Book of Revelation. For so long it was my favorite writing in the Bible. Like so many Christians, I would say the Beast is this or that. or the Number means this or that. But more recently I began to look at the Book differently. I consider the time it was written for and the circumstances. The Enemy-The Red Dragon, the two Beasts, the Woman in Scarlet-all represent one thing: Rome. The Empire was not quite at it's height at the end of the 1st Century. It reached vast proportions during the reign of Hadrian. But at the time of the writing of Revelation, The foot of Rome was on the neck of Judea including the beloved Jerusalem. So my take. The author wanted to give the people some hope for the future. So he imagines this scenario of Rome expanding to control of the whole Earth. So he creates a dream end of a destroyed Rome and a triumphant and re-glorified Jerusalem. That's what I think the story is all about.

  • @Panikdemet
    @Panikdemet 9 месяцев назад +2

    Finally! Thank you for this! Rev will be so fun to watch :)

  • @Sundaydish1
    @Sundaydish1 8 месяцев назад +1

    FYI Over here in the UK the Telephone game is called Chinese whispers.

  • @amymills9228
    @amymills9228 9 месяцев назад +2

    Super excited for this!

  • @ariesstorm9577
    @ariesstorm9577 9 месяцев назад +4

    Isn’t the dragon with seven heads just the Bible ripping off the hydra from Greek mythology?

  • @shelliegilbertson9828
    @shelliegilbertson9828 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm so glad you did this one!

  • @robp2490
    @robp2490 9 месяцев назад +2

    Can't wait for the next chapter. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @pleasurepanda3285
    @pleasurepanda3285 9 месяцев назад +2

    John got hold of some shrooms while on that island.

  • @JolindaWhite
    @JolindaWhite 9 месяцев назад +2

    I can't wait for the next chapter I've really missed you doing this it's something I look forward to every Sunday morning and I've missed it thank you for coming back with this. Peace¥kcmo

  • @zeemon9623
    @zeemon9623 9 месяцев назад +4

    Christianity has single-handedly turned the word "apocalypse" from meaning "revelation" to meaning "the end of the world".

    • @lawsonj39
      @lawsonj39 7 месяцев назад

      Does that really count as "single-handedly"?

    • @zeemon9623
      @zeemon9623 7 месяцев назад

      @@lawsonj39 If you want to take a figurative expression literally, no. Unless you mean the "literally" that means its own opposite.

  • @lovelyandsmartcommentator5130
    @lovelyandsmartcommentator5130 8 месяцев назад +2

    Martin Luther said that John, the author of the REVELATION must have had a HIGH FEVER.

  • @willievanstraaten1960
    @willievanstraaten1960 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks, I am so happy you are doing this.

  • @rcblazer
    @rcblazer 9 месяцев назад +2

    Ah, we have jumped straight to Revelation! You can tell this one was written much later than the rest of the Bible, because it reads like none of the other books. It reads more like Biblical fan fiction.

  • @gabrieloluwarotimi6375
    @gabrieloluwarotimi6375 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for deciding to cover revelation btw
    Happy New Year

  • @simbachikwiri3265
    @simbachikwiri3265 9 месяцев назад +1

    I had missed my Sunday school classes for so long. This is nearest i can get church.😂Thanks for coming back. Let the debunking go on. Greetings from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼.

  • @TheElectra5000
    @TheElectra5000 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wait a second! Last time I heard from this series, you had just finished the 5th book of the Bible and you said that you were not going to continue any further. Now you're doing Revelation amd I just saw a recomendation for Proverbs 31. What else did I miss?

  • @dragowolfraven3806
    @dragowolfraven3806 9 месяцев назад +3

    I think the writer of Revelations was high as a kite when he started writing this book. That or going insane.

  • @myoneblackfriend3151
    @myoneblackfriend3151 8 месяцев назад +1

    In Aramaic, “To come in the clouds” means to succeed in a mission.

  • @Charles-js3ri
    @Charles-js3ri 9 месяцев назад +32

    Gotta love revelation. Mythology should be batshit and wild. This book is actually fun for it's wild stupidly.

    • @KianaWolf
      @KianaWolf 9 месяцев назад +4

      There's a reason the four horsemen are so frequently referenced. Revelation is one of the few books of the bible with interesting (albeit ridiculous) lore.

  • @joedavenport6156
    @joedavenport6156 9 месяцев назад +3

    66 books. 666. could there be a connection here?

  • @Joe-bx4wn
    @Joe-bx4wn 8 месяцев назад +1

    Some second century AD christians rejected the book of Revelation

  • @jamiegallier2106
    @jamiegallier2106 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love the new series ❤

  • @piffling2238
    @piffling2238 9 месяцев назад +1

    So glad you skipped ahead to this. I remember reading this book months back and thinking "this is a bonkers acid trip"

  • @carlwallace448
    @carlwallace448 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hilarious my brother! Loved it. Lov ya. Happy new year

  • @nigelwitgunn3406
    @nigelwitgunn3406 8 месяцев назад +1

    I was raised RC, a church that does not incourage study. I was an alterboy for many years but walked away at 13. By 1983 I was firm in my conviction as agnostic, when something I heard on a radio talk show got me to open the Bible for the first time, to the Book of Revelation. Within that year I was keeping the Biblical seventh day Sabbath, the dietary laws and the Feasts. I then spent the next 35 plus years studying the books. My studies took me from believing in the messiah to rejecting the "scriptures" in reverse order, starting with the NT, then the writtings and finally the Torah. People don't ask the correct questions.
    P.S. have you seen; Ceaser's Messiah? It's long, but very detailed and connects to Yosef ben Matityahu.

  • @jamiethejummer
    @jamiethejummer 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yay, it’s great to have this series back! Revelation is going to be an insane ride and I am here for it 🤣

  • @Thundermuscle
    @Thundermuscle 8 месяцев назад +1

    Brilliant :) informative and funny. You should do a story on the polar bear who walked from the antartic to the middle east to get on a boat.

  • @lynnez.2818
    @lynnez.2818 9 месяцев назад +1

    There is one sentence in Revelation that is prophetic and deserves close examination. The sentence that talks about destroyers of the earth. I can't help but think it is about the wealthy causing war, death, pestilence, and destruction of the earth for profit.

  • @christopherjohnson5575
    @christopherjohnson5575 9 месяцев назад +6

    What if John had been exiled to the island of Lesbos?

    • @James-hd4ms
      @James-hd4ms 9 месяцев назад +3

      Good times. Fun times.

    • @furuleetsaingo
      @furuleetsaingo 9 месяцев назад

      Yes lesbians 😂 😅😊

  • @Jeremy0509
    @Jeremy0509 9 месяцев назад +3

    Studying the Bible promoted my turning to Satanism ❤

  • @robertchabot5625
    @robertchabot5625 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @crazyprayingmantis5596
    @crazyprayingmantis5596 8 месяцев назад +2

    I don't even waste my time arguing about the Bible.
    Theres apparently 45,000 different Christian denominations, i think that says it all.

  • @dougt7580
    @dougt7580 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you Hemant for all that you do and all the important (and often humorous) content you provide. Happy new years to you and yours from this ex-catholic and may Lisa, the FSM, and Lord Atheismo bestow their favor upon you during this rock's next revolution around it's local plasma reactor.

  • @NauerBauer
    @NauerBauer 9 месяцев назад +2

    I enjoyed reading the bible. Definitely convinced me that they made it all up.

  • @stellarjayce1597
    @stellarjayce1597 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m so hype about this book that I was too scared to read when I was a Christian getting roasted! Thank you Hemant❤

  • @blobtuna236
    @blobtuna236 9 месяцев назад +13

    The Book of Revelation is essentially what would happen if God was introduced to Spore

  • @jenna2431
    @jenna2431 9 месяцев назад +1

    Oh lawdy. Been waiting for this. It's gonna be a doozy.

  • @gregcoffta6188
    @gregcoffta6188 8 месяцев назад

    I’m THRILLED that you’re back!
    Thanks, for all you do and have done, Hemant!

  • @sidsimon5844
    @sidsimon5844 9 месяцев назад +2

    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
    Steven Weinberg

    • @jameshall1300
      @jameshall1300 9 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks. I've used a version of that quote for a while, but couldn't remember who said it or the actual full quote itself.

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 9 месяцев назад +3

    I think there is some audience relevance here that most Christians overlook when reading Revelation. Namely, that Revelation is a letter, written to specific people at a specific time and place(s).It was written to them and for them-not to anyone in the 21st century or any other century, for that matter. I know that's not a popular position to hold theologically-in these modern times-or even on this channel, but nevertheless, it is what it is.

  • @Gxlto
    @Gxlto 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is oddly similar to a shroom trip.

  • @juliachildress2943
    @juliachildress2943 9 месяцев назад +4

    The Revelation is written in Jewish apocalyptic style and you will find similar writings in Ezekiel and Daniel. The Revelation does NOT predict the future in the way many Christians think it does. For the most part, it's about the Roman Empire, Nero, and things the early churches experienced. It ends with Jesus establishing a new heaven and a new earth, here on the present earth, and evil coming to an end. It was so controversial and difficult to understand that many early theologians, including Luther, thought it did not belong in the Bible. And IMHO, it doesn't belong. It's been a great tool for instilling fear among believers. My advice for Christians? Just say no. Don't read it. Christians should be busy living and loving like Jesus and not have time to fret about John's trance hallucinations. So far, epic fail.

    • @qbasicmichael
      @qbasicmichael 9 месяцев назад

      Christians should read it. Also, christians should become atheists.

    • @visaman
      @visaman 9 месяцев назад +2

      I used to listen to Herbert W Armstrong before going to bed. It's much more scary than a Stephen King novel.

  • @qwertyiou9
    @qwertyiou9 9 месяцев назад +3

    The book of Daniel is also apocalyptic literature (at least partly), like Revelation. It's nice when you know roughly why people are writing the way they are because of the style they chose. Most stories in the bible were meant to be lessons, not history. Apocalyptic and prophetic literature are particularly interesting because so many people believe what it's saying at face value instead of the context of when and where it was written. Might be interesting for you and for a series.

    • @robertparsons313
      @robertparsons313 8 месяцев назад

      Yes, I think whoever wrote Revelation must have been deep into the Book of Daniel. Although we can say it sounds crazy, Revelation is actually cool..

  • @tomboughan2718
    @tomboughan2718 9 месяцев назад +2

    7 was a sacred number. If you notice, Bible does do numerology throughout the book. The seven churches were on shores or near shores of Mediterranean. Supposedly, he and Paul visited those churches in the past. The white woolen hair and bronze skin was symbol of Ancient of Days in Daniel. Some used this as proof that Jesus was dark skinned African, with wooly hair. Golden sash was awarded to people for some achievement but didn't say what. White robes were worn in worshipping at temple or synagogue. The women would cover their hair with a hood. In some Greek ceremonies, the men also covered their hair with a hood. Yes, proof that Bible had thought of Earth flat, when they said whole of Earth saw him at once. Also, it said this would soon come about. Interesting how fundies skip that part. This is as false as Ezekiel's prophecy of Tyre that never came about. The double-edged sword from mouth is of course metaphor. I think it comes from Daniel.
    John did culled from previous apocalyptic writings and made them Christian and more up to date to Roman times.

  • @TheSatiricalDissident
    @TheSatiricalDissident 9 месяцев назад +2

    I was raised in an a Pentecostal cult, all they ever talked about was the rapture, and revelation. I have a ton of weird memories from back then.

  • @bokangleach
    @bokangleach 9 месяцев назад +3

    My Revelation Review:
    I read Revelation through a couple of times recently. Besides being a fairly short read, I found it to be a load of weirdly repetitive, increasingly dark, generally incomprehensible, slightly poetic drivel with absolutely no application to current events. . . . . The end.

  • @patrickstjean7646
    @patrickstjean7646 9 месяцев назад +26

    I went to Catholic school, and the way the book was taught to us, you might find surprising. We were taught that Revelation was written in a time when Christians viewed Rome as an evil city and an evil empire. An obstruction to God' Kingdom. They wanted Rome to fall, and Christ to rule. The book was a coded message to Christians that aasured them Rome would indeed fall by divine intervention, and the persecution of Christians would end.
    The tongue as a double edged sword, meant to looke for the hidden message in the symbolism. Those who were familiar with jewish symbolism could understand the meaning, while it just looked like nonsensical dreams to the Romans

    • @termination9353
      @termination9353 9 месяцев назад +2

      Jew here. First seven prime numbers squared added up equals 666. = Talmud Bavli Avoth 5.1 "The ten divine words from which all of the world was created." = 'What will it be to be being hues of Man?' 'What will it be to be being HUMAN?
      ABRACADABRA - God spoke and it was so.

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys 8 месяцев назад +1

      The problem is they believe it. It doesn’t matter what book they believe. A “prophecy” is always going to be dangerous.

    • @twebster179
      @twebster179 8 месяцев назад +1

      I read Revelation to scare myself as a 12 year old. It worked😩

    • @patrickstjean7646
      @patrickstjean7646 8 месяцев назад

      @@accuratealloys prophesies are meant to be self-fullfilling. They're more of a blueprint to give some cohesevieness to decentralized movements. I wouldn't say they are dangerous by nature. They're often instrumental for the morale and determimation of resistance movements. The Revelation is a sticky one, because it's actually based on real cyclical trends. Whoever wrote it was educated on the typical arc of an empires life cylcle. I personally think it's modelled after the bronze age collapse. For this reason, it's been "fullfilled" many times over, and every time it causes Christianity to move in an "accelerationist" direction, and further entrenches them in their self-righteous beliefs. It's proven to be a dangerous one over the centuries. Really is useful for the church to gather power in troubling times.

  • @nataliaborys1554
    @nataliaborys1554 9 месяцев назад +3

    Someone needs to draw/paint/sculpt this Jesus with white hair and fire at his feet and ninja stars and a frickin sword in his mouth - it has the potential to look metal af

    • @ImAlwaysHere1
      @ImAlwaysHere1 9 месяцев назад

      And would make a great Christmas decoration.

  • @robynwilliams460
    @robynwilliams460 8 месяцев назад +3

    I’m 63 and was told that Jesus will be back any second when I was 5 😆😆

    • @usainbolt5153
      @usainbolt5153 3 месяца назад

      Clearly they didnt understand the bible many things have to take place before the second coming it may even be 50-100 years from now you will not want to live in the end times

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 9 месяцев назад +1

    What???? I haven't caught one of these videos in a few months. I can't believe the red shirt is gone!!! How long ago did it happen?

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 9 месяцев назад +2

    Ergot is a hell of a drug.
    As to the prophecies, I think we have to remember that the modern idea of prophecy and the old idea are different. We think of prophets as soothsayers, telling the future. But that's not what the prophets in the bible did - they _warned_ people about the future. Not "you're going to lose your job tomorrow" but "if you don't straighten up, god will do THIS to you. So get it together!" (This is distinct from an oracle, that does tell the future but in a way that almost always misses the mark with the person listening.)
    So the prophecy that the end is near is true, in that prophetic sense. The end is always just around the corner, because turning humanity around can forestall the end, but heading down the wrong path will bring it about. There's always a choice about the future, and "the end is near" is meant to keep believers focused on making the right choices. This stuff really was not taken as literally centuries ago as it is today. A lot of it is poetic language that comes out of the surrounding culture, some of it is symbolism that would have been recognized at the time.
    But mostly it was the ergot.

  • @charleskimbrell9040
    @charleskimbrell9040 8 месяцев назад +2

    They were not even sure about including the Revelation of John in the Bible at the Council of Nicea at 310(?)AD. They knew it was flaky then.

  • @katieheys3007
    @katieheys3007 9 месяцев назад +2

    Oh god it's finally here! The absolute insanity of this book!

  • @SVPunk619
    @SVPunk619 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sounds like Johnny got heat stroke on that island.

  • @fualfalo
    @fualfalo 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you so much. I have enjoyed reading the Pentateuch with you. I know this will be a wonderful reading. Looking forward to go through the book of Revelations. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate1 9 месяцев назад +4

    1. Oh, well done, you got a new shirt!
    2. I do believe it would be Yohan it Hebrew, if John of Patmos was Jewish.
    3. The time is near," says Yohan, approximately 2000 years ago. At least when the Hindus talk about Apocalypse at the end of Kali Yuga, it's so unimaginably far distant that there's plausible deniability built right in. But I WILL be pointing out the similarities between Pralaya (Hindu Apocalypse literature) and this sh*t. Remember that it wasn't just goods that travelled along the Silk Road. Stories did, too.
    4. Well, okay, to start, the seven spirits thing is actually Zoroastrian, because God has seven angels who serve "him" directly in that religion. Also, Turkey was some HOT SH*T back in the day, eh, because it had some of the largest populated cities in that part of the world, and was an enormous trading hub for cross-continent merchants. Think of where it is: you can access it so very easily equally from Europe, Asia, and Africa, so long as you can sail short distances in some of those cases.
    5. Soooooooooooooo, you'd be able to see this happening from North and South America? Because, remember, kids the continent where (I'm willing to bet) MOST of you are sitting right now, including me, didn't exist before 1492. XD Snort, sorry, had to. Try more like the past 14,000 years, or more, of population. You know, before Jesus was ever even thought of?
    6. "I was in the spirit" = "I was high off my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!"
    7. This is where you kind of start getting into the Avatar Kalki stuff. Kalki will be, according to the Hindu mythos, or at least the Vaishnavic (Vishnu-worshipping) stuff, the tenth and final Avatar (incarnation) of Vishnu, who comes to end the world with a fiery sword. They say that Kalki will be born with pure white skin, like snow, but then his rage and anger will turn it blacker and blacker over time as he goes around on his white horse, cutting down all evil in the world with his sword. I have a feeling this is kinda racist, to be real. It's sort of a knock against the Dravidians, who are the native inhabitants of India and have VERY dark skin. They were, by and large, forced to the bottom of the caste system as the Brahminic cults took off. Like, I believe they SAY it's not racial, but, by and large, you'll find more descendants of the Indo-Aryans (lighter-skinned migrants into India from the Caucasus, which is where we get the word 'Caucasian", by the way)in the twice-born castes, which means the higher-caste people, than in the lower ones. Hemant, you were a Jain in the first place, so this doesn't apply to you, since the Shramana/renouncer traditions (Jainism and Buddhism) also renounced caste, but depending on where your ancestors were from is an easy-ish way to judge. But I do know a woman who actually came to Canada from the Tamil Nadu (southern India: the horn reaching down off the bottom) who was upper-caste before she left the faith, because she married a no-caste man and her parents didn't like it.
    8. Well, he's either high or a plagiarist. Or both.
    9. Oh hey, look who has patrons. Nice.

  • @somdavarya8078
    @somdavarya8078 9 месяцев назад +3

    I like to call this Book of the Bible; Original Left Behind rather than the Book of Revelations.

    • @littlebitofhope1489
      @littlebitofhope1489 9 месяцев назад +2

      I like to call it "Oh, they had shrooms then too".

  • @kevinmeyers7821
    @kevinmeyers7821 8 месяцев назад

    I skipped to the end of the Bible when I was a kid. I was like 9 or 10 at the time, the Gulf War had jumped off, the ATF had paid a visit to some cultists in Waco, Texas, and I thought the world was totally going to end and that the 4 horsemen were about to start some shit.

  • @elainejohnson6955
    @elainejohnson6955 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jesus said he was not here to bring peace, but a sword. I guess he ate his sword?!?

  • @Jin420
    @Jin420 9 месяцев назад

    You made me spit out my food... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣
    Great sarcasm 😂💯

  • @micmic9410
    @micmic9410 8 месяцев назад

    My dad is a big Spanish catholic. He tells me last night, “the world has always been in war, why are you talking about that.” Yea dad because the bible/book saids it’s all okay. 😳