Everything Wrong With Revelation 2 in the Bible
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When I visited Patmos, the local kids pointed out to me that the fields around the monastery are rich with psychoactive mushrooms. Revelation is distinctly trippy, and I think that explains a lot right there..
This John guy was on more than just shrooms, or he got a bad batch
It might be that or it might be a coded political missive against Rome.
That makes sense. Psychedelics can sometimes come with feelings of interacting with the divine and receiving messages from them. If I had no awareness of the effects and was highly religious, I would also mistake a particularly vivid trip for divine revelation. Luckily, I have access to information via the internet, so this did not happen to me. Being an atheist, I simply interpret it as one of the possible effects of psilocybin. Obviously, theists can also understand this, but you get what I mean.
The Greek word MYKHS -- spelled Mu, Upsilon, Kappa, Eta, Sigma -- means "mushroom" and there is a theory that the Greek words MYSTHS ['initiated one', from the verb MUEW : 'to initiate into the mysteries'] and MYSTHRION ['a mystery, secret rite'] -- where 'H' = Eta (the long 'E', as opposed to 'E' = Epsilon, the short 'E') and 'W' = Omega (the long 'O', as opposed to Omicron, the short 'O') -- are heavily involved with the ritual ingestion of the Magic Mushroom, Amanita Muscaria, which produces all sorts of hallucinatory inner experiences.
John Allegro's book "THE SACRED MUSHROOM AND THE CROSS" explored this notion in the '70s, making him persona non grata amongst the team of scholars tasked with translating the Dead Sea Scrolls -- ironically, Allegro was the only one of 'em who put out translations of all the scrolls he was given to work on, the others dallying so long as to create a scholarly scandal of biblical proportions in the early '90s.
REVELATION 17:5 refers to 'Babylon' as "a name of MYSTERY . . . written on [the] forehead" of the Great Harlot (etc.), and it's a good bet that the cup of her abominations that she drinks is a beverage dosed with 'shrooms, an initiatory decoction used for expanding consciousness -- which the writer of this crazy book obviously deems an evil practice, probably because the use of Mind-expanding drugs by Initiates makes the use of a Go-Between Christian priest essentially worthless.
I think this guy was on datura, but that’s just me
I think what was really written on the white stone was, "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine."
😂😂😂
This comment made my day!
The name of morning star is Lucifer and Jesus call himself The Morning star. Hmmm...
Oh shi...
How has no one noticed this before?
Honestly the Jezebel bit makes the author seem like he's threatening to give Jez an STD, and kind of makes him look a bit like an incel.... like Jez rejected him so he talking trash about her.
Not very Alpha of him... or Omega 😂
Jezebel didn't wanna have sex with him, so he got high and wrote a letter to the authorities calling her a slut. It all checks out
But also almost all of it is about judgement and retribution.
Very little of "Here's the problem, he's why it is a problem and this is the best way to fix it"
Now this is my kind of bible study. 😊
There's not enough peyote in the world to make this book coherent.
True, but in all fairness peyote is very much on the weak end of the scale.
I gotta love your description of Jezibel. Oppose the patriarchy, harlots, slut-shamed...
So when I was in Catholic grade school, in one of the religious classes for the older grades (my brother was there), they had a discussion of Jezibel, and the teacher was not complimentary. It was like, "If you want to insult a woman, call her Jezibel."
Well, it just so happened that there was a very unpopular nun, Sister Janet, and they started calling her Jezibel.
So when I hear about Jezibel, I can only think of Sister Jezibel from grade school.
Women Libbers were possessed by the Jezibel demon.
😂 my prudish , sex-hating mom was called a Jezebel for wearing tiny pearl earrings to our crazy Pentecostal goofy church. It shows the religious nuts for what they are… anti-sex crazy haters.
Love your story! Turn it around on them and call THEM Jezebels.
Empty the pews. They’re all lying!
Omg, I need to start my work emails to my supervisors with, "Hello, I have a few things against you." 🤣🤣🤣
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤
Honestly Hemant, you’re so damn good at this you could do a Vegas show with this content. I think you’d make millions. 😂
Oooh! Ooooh! With Seven-Headed Showgirls!
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏
I've had ample religious zealots call me the "devil itself in the flesh" 🤣
Considering how they behave -- I've always considered it as a great compliment. 💯😏😁
I was raised by evangelicals, so I very frequently heard sermons about what is supposedly the work of the devil. Internet? Devil. Pokemon? Devil. Affordable health care? Devil. Lord of the Rings? The book was the devil right up until the first movie got made and the congregation liked it, so then their book club was all about how it's so totally a christian allegory and is thus good, ignoring how the same people called it the devil literally a month prior (without reading the book).
Devil / Satan / sin in evangelical-speak just means "anything the bible thumper personally dislikes at this moment."
@joeschmoe8320
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Obviously you didn't grow up in a family of zealots or haven't been an atheist in a small midwestern town. If you do something the Christian community don't like (which is the whole community), the gossip spreads like wildfire and the a accusations start getting out of control. Look at that hate mongering paster Greg Locke and the lives he ruined in his literal witch hunt. One atheist RUclips had to move out of town because of the insane accusation and death threats.
The OP isn't at all unreasonable or exagerating. This type of ignorant, superstitious, hateful intolerance still happens.
Cool! I was called Satan’s Daughter. 😂 It’s amazing they scream they’re being persecuted for their beliefs then they treat others like that. If I were Satan’s daughter I’d be living large! I wish! 😂😂😂
FYI That is YWH. YWH SAYS HE CREATES EVIL.
@@derreckwalls7508 RUclips sure hates our comments...
That translation is very misleading. The greek just says he will cast Jezebel on a bed. Not a bed of suffering. Not a sickbed. Just a bed. Many translations add descriptors like that because they don't want to face the fact that John might be portraying Jesus as threatening to punish someone with rape
Christians denying what's actually written in the Bible? Well, that's a new one to me.
That was heavy sarcasm btw.
Also, it's very possible that John of Patmos is targeting Paul and saying he's like Balaam and Jezebel. Paul taught that there was nothing wrong with eating food that had been sacrificed to idols since those gods didn't exist. He only believed you needed to avoid it around weak Christians who could be led astray. The "sexual immorality" could have been referring to Paul's teaching that believers should stay married to their not believing spouses because the nonbelieving spouse can be made holy by their spouse. Marriage between Jews and gentiles was traditionally viewed as sexual immorality so that could be what John is talking about here. And even if its not, this chapter does still directly contradict Paul's teachings on food sacrificed to idols
@@jameshall1300 well the Bible is a collection of texts from authors with wildly different views on who God is so you have to deny some of it to get any meaning out of it. I just wished more Christians would admit that's what they're doing. Instead, they hold up the Bible as the ultimate authority so they can impose it on others and they just quietly reinterpret or ignore the parts they don't like
@@danibeck3771 yeah, I always thought the gnostic idea that the OT god was a 'lesser god' called the demiurge actually made the whole thing make a lot more sense. They went with the version that has the same god seeming to have two entirely different personalities in each half though.
@@jameshall1300 well, He has way more than 2 personalities throughout the Bible. The God of the Hebrew Bible isn't always the violent, vindictive asshole who's prone to temper tantrums that you see in some texts. The book of Jonah portrays him as merciful and loving, and criticizes people who want him to punish their enemies. Many texts show Him as a constant source of comfort and strength. The gnostic idea is really interesting, and I've read several Gnostic texts and really enjoyed them, but I don't feel the need to reject the old testament God. The Hebrew Bible is full of wisdom and beauty despite all the other horrible things you can find in there. I don't need it all to fit together nicely for my faith
The morning after a drinking binge, I feel as if someone has removed my lamp stand from its place. An involuntary lampstandectomy is never a pleasant experience.
Am I the only one hearing the old Nickelodeon bumper in my head?
“Nic Nic Nic, Nic Nic Nic, Nicolaitans!”
The line in verse 4, "You have forsaken the love you had at first," also translated as "Thou hast left thy first love" has been used by enthusiastic segregationists to mean "Thou hast integrated." In this interpretation, the seven churches refer to the seven races (whatever they are--white, black, brown, yellow, olive, red, and ?), and because you've abdicated your loyalty to whichever race you belonged to, you've sinned.
It was in 1964 (I think) that the Southern Baptists removed this interpretation from their teachings.
Wow, that's a reach. Especially as there's better stuff in the bible one could use for that, like the whole book of Ezra.
@@robertmiller9735
Yeah, but that's part of the big point with all this: The stuff that isn't a reach, such as God is one nasty deity constantly justifying killing off his own creation, is nothing compared to how lines can be stretched and distorted to mean whatever the self-righteous wishes it to mean. While the vast majority of members of the Abrahamic faiths are peace-loving, there are "followers" who use lines to murder those of other faiths. (Hamas, Israel.)
@@joeschmoe8320
Of course not! I'm just saying that this has been one (terrible) interpretation of the 2nd Chapter. (See the other comments here, too!)
Presumably they're "symbolic". Still stupid.
@@RechtmanDon Yeah. But I was criticizing them for stretching when they didn't have to.
Imagine how The Road to El Dorado would go down if Tulio and Miguel brought seven lampstands with them
I'm making a wild guess that this was realest early. I can't help but notice that Jesus (the infinitely loving god) outright says that he is going to murder innocent children because he doesn't like their mother. Why is that not brought up more often? This is basically going back to the god of the old testament.
Jesus will judge the world whether you like it or not.
@@CheckmateSurvivorHe is not a good judge 💀
@@Jaidynthefair This "god's" judgement goes "rape, murder, torture, I don't care as long as you believe in me" If he was a judge in any court, he'd be fired years ago
@@CheckmateSurvivor nah, his corpse has long since decomposed. He isn't judging anyone.
Mythology is interesting but you're not supposed to take it literally.
Jesus will take away their electricity!!!😂 I love you, Hemant❤
Hate, threats, death and destruction. How religious of them. It's all so childish.
This beats the hell out of going to “ church”.
How did you miss the double entendre of " I will not impose any other burden on you, except to hold on to what you have until I come." in 29?.... I'm probably going to hell anyway so..... lol
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤
So which is it? Does he love me or do I fear his wrath? Cause if he only loves you cause you fear him, he doesn't really love you anyway. @@agoodboy5435
Dam, Jesus came back a gangsta wanting his territory to expand
Jesus' character pulls a 180 in Revelation. He goes from "Peace and love" to "I will kill everyone with my mouth sword!"
rcblazer No He doesn’t 😏
Better reread what He _actually_ says
@@Daniel-cz7kd Oh, right, he's just going to kill the the people who eat food that was left for a nonexistent deity and commit "sexual immorality", whatever that is. When did Jesus come and fight with his mouth sword? Pergamos is still standing and populated, guess that mouth sword is dull.
He wasn’t peaceful.
@@Daniel-cz7kd Jesus certainly didn't hate anybody prior to Revelation. Then again Revelation was clearly written much later by someone who actually sat down and read the New Testament and realized Jesus wasn't a Conservative Republican and decided to fix that by writing his own Jesus fan fiction.
@@rcblazer "Jesus certainly didn't hate anybody prior to Revelation"
On the contrary, he was constantly telling his people to genocide people who didn't worship him. The Old Testament god is also Jesus, according to the mythology. Also, the New Testament Jesus hates money lenders, rich people and slaves.
Your series on Revelation is excellent! Thanks for the laughs.
joanfregapane8683 Sure, the only thing he actually got one hundred percent correct
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤
Probably one of the only books in the Wholly Fables that Evangelical Christians even read.
I grew up Southern Baptist in one of the first mega churches--First Baptist Orlando. The true cannon was the 4 gospels, some Proverbs and Psalms (greatest hits), some Corinthians and the traditional Bible stories in Sunday school for the kiddos. Not much Revelation except that Jesus is coming back and taking all the believers to Heaven and all the others will be tortured for eternity.
The very high society of Orlando attended (with their expensive cars, bling bling and very big hair, it was the 80s after all) so these are not simpletons they are feeding this to. Very narrow area of the Bible is even considered. The Christmas pageant was kind of a mix of the gospels with some creative licensing to keep the plot line going. I performed in front of no less than 5,000 people per show.
Not an End Times church I guess?
grapeshot And what makes you think that?
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤...
@@agoodboy5435 are you atheist now?
Surely, stars are so small that can be put on your palm.
As a Christian, I have studied Revelation many times over in an official class setting. I much prefer your lessons. I really don't think anyone understands it because each teacher I have had has a completely different take on it. You are really cracking me up with your honest assessment of the book.
I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.
Ian McKellen
Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.
Doris Egan
I always picture the original Legend of Zelda style graphics when I think of Jesus shooting swords from his mouth.
A God who knows nothing about love, but who love to hate, who love to boast about creating evil, make a promise to you about the fruit of the tree of life, run for your life. 😅
Thanks Hemant, you actually make reading this book fun.
"Hold on to what you have until I come." TMI YESHUA
I love your mind. Your interpretation is hilarious yet on point. Looking forward to the rest of your commentary.
There was a bible at work so I decided to read some of revalation it was batshit bonkers my fovorite the army of bees with human faces sting lasted for 6 months
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤
I love your commentary Hemant! You’d make a good comedian.
Well, among the least crazy things in this insane diatribe is the fact that Jesus, much like his father (or himself?), God, approves of punishing children for the acts of their parents. He says he will strike down Jezebel's children dead. How's that not laying the sins of the father upon the son working out for you, Jesus?
I agree, although some excusigist would probably say her "children" were her followers, rather than her offspring. It's this loose use of language that makes following the Bible for anything so stupid.
Greetings from UTAH usa...THIS IS WONDERFUL
Thanks for a good modern interpretation.
Love it. ❤
You'd never believe this nonsense was the inspired word of god, if they didn't tell you that up front.
Whacky stuff and I'm all for it! 😊
When it said Antipas, I immediately thought of Herod Antipas, the tetrarch of Galilee and Perea, and refused to judge Jesus. He died in 39 CE.
Lord ! Hearing this read out loud emphasizes just how batshit crazy this is!!
So Satan lives in one place but has a job in another? The commute must suck!
10:28 "tolerating" is a sin to christians now? This is a good passage for extremists to use
I have to wonder what Jesus sounded like speaking with a sword in his mouth. Do you think he was able to pronounce his SH and B sounds?
To be fair, the seven golden lamp stands is probably a reference to the Menorah. Revelation was probably written by Torah observant Christians (Peter's Sect as apposed to Paul's) in the aftermath of the destruction of the temple of Jerusalem. There was no clear distinction between Judaism and Christianity at the time.
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤....
manna??????
Didn't Yahweh run out of manna and provide quails to eat after slaughtering 12,000 who complained they were hungry.
I might be wrong but this is what I remember.
Why is there not a Broadway musical called Johnny's Revilation? We have Jesus Christ superstar, so why doesn't Johnny get a musical? It would be the most insane theater production ever! May beat out Stomp or Hamilton. Nah, not Hamilton.
Revelation is the book of insanity.
sabin1166 Very true, as Paul says in 1 Corinthians 1:, the good news is insanity to the lost.
Taking a lampstand away. Worst. Punishment. Ever.
I needed that lampstand, to stand my 1st C. CE Ionian lamps! How will they be stood now?! Oh, the humanity!
3:32 you've obviously never had a Palisade peach at the end of July
"WhY not go there and get him Ben Laden style." Funny!
Ninja stars?😂😂 I have had a hard time understanding how those stars could be in his hands.
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤.....
Awww, here I was hoping for more seven golden candlesticks
Sorry, but after the S&M ideas for the "bed of suffering" forming in my head, the next verse sounds especially dirty^^
"hold onto what you have until I come" - "Oh baby, just a little longer, I'm nearly there..."
"does my will until the end" - see above and add a very happy end to the act
"rule them with an iron scepter" - this is probably wishful thinking from someone that would like to have one, but only reached up to a "wax scepter" max^^
"I received authority from my father" - "Oh, yeah, spank me, sky daddy, I like it when you are showing me your authority..."
The morning star is probably also innuendo for something...or the rating after the act. "You will get a star in the morning when you made me have a good night."
And I thought Revelations was just some drugged up person hallucinating. Maybe there is also a lot of suppressed sexuality involved...what a surprise, right?
The other explanation I heard was that revelation was a scathing rebuke of Rome. That doesn't exclude the author being stoned out of his mind.
"You have forsaken the love you had at first." That sounds like a lyric from a song written by Roberta Flack. I'd really like to hear that, too; the rest of the song would certainly make more sense than Revelations.
1. Ooo, "synagogue of Satan," how very forbidding. XD Sorry: first part of this passage is just too boring to comment on. You DO get Jesus going all Old Testament on everybody, though. So supposedly, Jesus' version of God is a God of love, but then you get Jesus saying all this? Doth thou smelleth a contradiction? I doth.
2. Hmm, I mean, IF it is historically accurate, these people were persecuted by Romans and Jews alike at the time. Hell, Peter was crucified UPSIDE DOWN, which is pretty metal. You'd die a lot faster that way, though, once all thew blood rushed to your head and knocked you out. Again, though, there is an "if" around whether that actually happened.
3. "Synagogue" = Greek for "gathering place". That's it. It's vague enough to be either or both a religious or political gathering place, but think town hall, basically.
4. Up until fairly recently, eh, Catholics would circumcise their males in order to stay in keeping with Tanakh Law, which is DEFINITELY a Jewish practice. I don't know whether other Christian sects did it this late, though, but my dad and my uncle, umm...they both got "the snip"? My mom refused to do it to my brother, which, good for her. WAY too much information. But this is one of the reasons why Fundies don't tend to like Catholics.
5. There actually are cultures on our side of the Atlantic who give their children a public name and a, like, "secret" name. You're known by everyone, including your family, by your public name, but your private name is ONLY between you and God and can only be spoken by, I THINK, you and your parents. I'd have to look up which nations do that, though. I THINK it's more than one of them, but nowadays, too, you can also have an English name and an Indigenous name, both of which are equally valid to your identity. The speaker who comes to my college every year to talk anti-oppression goes by Liz in public, but her other name, the name she considers her real one, is Nakomis (if I'm spelling that right), which means "Woman Who Looks Both Ways". In other words, an impartial judge in disputes. You are, in the Oneida Nation, named according to your nature, so your real name is given to you once you've established what you nature is. I can't say for sure whether everyone, or even the majority of people in Oneida Nation, adhere to this practice, though. I'd have to research. Oneida is, like, south-western Ontario, where I live.
6. #LikeAJezebel , haha, keeping it alive for Jimmy Snow. PLEASE tell me you watch his material?
7. The Morning Star? No, that's the planet Venus. Anyone here want to rule Venus? I'm-a pass, thanks.
With point 7, The morning star is also a reference to Satan/Devil/Lucifer... so IIRC this was an offering of "I'll hand over Satan to you for you to do with what you will as far as judgment goes."
@@DigiVixenHow many times, Satan is a job description not a name.
???? I don't know why you're telling me this. I used multiple terms that my previous religion uses to refer to the same entity, whether or not that's entirely accurate. Just as Jesus is Jesus/The Christ/Son of God/Lion of Judea/Aslan....
I am just telling you how my previous religion took that bit to mean, from what I remember from the times we covered it.@@PA1606X
I don’t understand why they can’t eat food sacrificed to idols. If the idols were false gods, the food has no special powers.
1:55 This guy has something against Nickelodeon! What, he doesn't like Spongebob Squarepants?
Manna is bread that grows in the night when it rains. After you eat it you see God. Exodus
Shrooms
Synagogue of Satan..lol God and Satan are two sides of the same coin...heads I win..tails you lose kinda of thing going on, with god and Satan..
I've relayed your advice on name selection to my friend, Judas Hitler, and he's in full agreement.
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏.
PLZ DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS WORDS....HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH AS IS BLINDED BY THE WORD OF GOD....PLZ LISTEN TO JESUS AND HIS TRUTH ❤❤....
Maybe because I’m an atheist, if I found there is a god with limited seats for heaven, I’ll convert and god will be my best kept secret
I'd just tell that "god" it needs to do better, otherwise it doesn't deserve the moniker.
@@KianaWolf how would you feel if there was a god that punishes us all for every breath we take as if we stole it and god is taking it back; that all human gods suffer to as well. The god that if we would’ve known, we would have lived a different life. The god of time!
'Claiming to be an apostle who is not' is referring to Paul first and foremost.
He is talking about Herod Antipas. But he was hardly a faithful servant.
You better not be thinking bad thoughts or Jesus will hit you with the same Omega Beams he hit Superman with or use Orochimaru's sword hidden deep in his throat trick (pause)
I'm Jewish and I'm loving this series so far, I didn't read Rev only the gospels when I was a teen. It's interesting to see where some of the things people believe about Jews come from, the blatant bullshit used to prop up Oily Josh on a stick's mythology.
I grew up Catholic, but one of my best buddies' dad was a Talmud scholar. Taught me a lot about how the religions have evolved, and how no one actually uses... Where'd you get "Oily Josh?" That's hillarious. But I digress. No one uses his real name. Seriously, it's the 21st century; why are exonyms even used, let alone muti-transliterated hogwash like "Jesus?" It's hillarious to me, is all.
@@Deridus Jesus is the Greek of Yoshua - Joshua now, and cristos means annointed (with oil) so that's Oily Josh.
@@CaptMortifyd Oh, that's freakin' great! My hat's off to you, and I am awe.
You made my day. Seriously, thank you very much.
Orochimaru fights with a sword in his mouth lol
07:34 And we're both gonna play it.
i am currently playing Gothic 2 and manna and a rock with writing on it sounds so close to a rune stone and a mana potion. I hope it's a rain of fire rune because that has AOE!!! >:)))
Set for life? No, but get a Young Coconut (unripe) when the 'meat' hasn't solidified yet and is closer to jello, pop a straw in there and take a sip. You won't.
And by that I mean you'll try to take a sip, but then you won't stop because it's full of tropical goodness that does not even resemble what comes to mind when you think "coconut".
Please do everything wrong about John.
Go ahead and take the lampstands away from me as long as you leave the lamp I'm good
Bonus episodes
Get Jessica to comment on this book.
Just noting these letters are written to the ANGELS of the churches, not the churches themselves... what's up with that?
Man, I enjoyed this.
So are you saying we should paint rocks white and put Jezebel's name on it and sell it? Wondering for a friend.
Jesus was a flamer?
Jeebus of Ikea?
Satan’s Secrets:
He smells like pachouli.
He really likes soap operas.
He often cries himself to sleep.
He’s a fan of whatever team won the Super Bowl last.
He’s not fat, he’s just big boned.
The angel of light is Lucifer Morningstar... So Jesus is giving them Lucy?
Also cut off the ears of your enemies, only those with ears will get this message.
This will make some good, annual Halloween binge material
This is shaping up to be classic.
If Jesus bribed you with a really good pizza, you would believe?
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Which is troubling because he never existed.
If this god already knew in this era that Christians will be divided, why even continued to watch it be divided massively😅
I didn't realize that Nickelodeon was in the bible.... New to me
The problem with revelation 2, goes back to genesis 1. The dude who wrote revelation was tripping, and the dude who wrote genesis 1 was tripping. Lol. Yahweh and Jesus are mutually exclusive, one is a psychopath, and the other got lost in his way to Tibet.
Great show!
Like your bible stuff. Like all your stuff.
”… walks among the seven lampstand …” Has Cheezus lost his lenses and cannot find his way???🙄🙄🙄
Jezebel in the Caves of Steel
Which is set long after everybody forgot the meaning of that name, fortunately for her.
Is that a BDSM-movie I have missed?!🤪
LORD JESUS LOVES YOU ALL A LOT AND DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS SO THAT YOU AND I CAN LIVE AND BE FORGIVEN FROM THE WRATH OF GOD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR SINS TODAY AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 😇 ✝️ ❤️ 🙏
Theres nothing wrong with the Bible ( its inerrant and will not return void) from Genesis through Revelation
Who the f are the Nicolaitans?
Every "Christian" should hear this.
How did morals come into existence?
Empathy.
Empathy is one of the attributes of love. Morals is the manifestation of all attributes of love including empathy. Thus, love, morals and empathy are different versions of the same thing. So let me rephrase: How did empathy come into existence?
@@truthrevealer771 "How did empathy come into existence?"
Random mutation and natural selection.
@@EBDavis111 According to the evolution theory, evolution is guided by survival of the fittest. The word survival indicate that other individuals have died. The more individuals have died the bigger the percentage of the survivors characteristics would be transferred to the next generation. In short, the dying of individuals are advantages to the survivors. Thus evolution works on the basis of "I hope you die". Thus, killing is an evolutionary advantage. Stealing from other individuals gives thieve more resources to survive on while decreasing the survival ability of the individuals stolen from. Consequently stealing has two evolutionarily advantages. So if the evolution theory is correct then everybody would be murderers and thieves. Considering that most people are not murderers and thieves tells us that if evolution is correct then there will have to be love that leads to morals injected into organisms to counter the effect of evolution. I believe love comes from God. I also believe that God created morals in humans.
@@truthrevealer771 Then I'll have to disappoint you, because empathy is a survival advantage. Being able to tell someone's emotions out in the wild can make a life and death difference, especially if you are in a group and your survival depends on the emotional state of your group members. It's the similar with domesticated dogs who have evolved to be able to tell emotions based on human expression, because if a dog is emotionally supportive he will receive good treatment by their human owner, increasing its survival chances.
And a society in which everyone steals anything there is no trust. Scientific evidences shows trust makes societies more efficient. So as we progress through time, societies without free stealing outperform those where it is allowed.
Morals weren't poofed into existence by god out of thin air. Something does not come from nothing. Morals evolved and are dependent on empathy, psychopaths lack empathy and thus don't share our morals.
But what is your explanation for psychopaths who feel no love or empathy? Has god missed them when empathy was magically allocated?
7 is a magic number, used a lot in the bible. Wizardry and witchcraft. All of it.
Buybull.
New rule: the rendition of this goddamn "book " is pluperfect proof that someone bought magic mushrooms from a talking snake in the park, I mean garden.
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Alright! Time for anti-church & ridiculousness of thy holy book of contradiction 😂😂
Have you analyzed chapter 7 and the 144K? Which tribe is the Europeans. That mess makes it appear like all Christian’s have been wasting their time on this bull💩. They won’t be saved.😂