Vampire: the Masquerade - How to play a Malkavian

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @thevoidcritter
    @thevoidcritter 2 года назад +175

    I love/hate how "why don't we just say eating instead of feeding" is actually a pretty sensible observation. The way I see Malks is that all of them, in some way, see *too much* even if they don't always understand what they see

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 Год назад +8

      Ya, if I ever turn into a vampire in this world I would just say drink or eating, just in case I say in in front of a human

    • @CriminalFriday
      @CriminalFriday Год назад +7

      I always took "feeding" to be in reference to the Beast, not the the vampires themselves.

    • @RayPoreon
      @RayPoreon Месяц назад +2

      I reckon it's because it's technically incorrect, even if the term has utility when in mortal or mixed company. You are not feeding yourself, you are feeding your beast. Of course, some consider those one in the same but most of us want to keep that *thing* as far from our minds as possible.

  • @vikenemma2953
    @vikenemma2953 3 года назад +187

    As a storyteller for vtm I love playing as the malks. They give you so much freedom in the horror you can portray. But as a player clan they can be difficult to manage for a storyteller at least in my experience.

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 3 года назад +5

      As it stated in the Malkva's clan book, you have those who are completely .. normal, till they are not.
      As for the player core book, the picture of the Malkva with the fish up against their face doesn't help the clan image.

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 2 года назад

      I've always had the issue of players playing the insane funnyman when using a malkavian. It is not always the comic relief but players use it as such.

    • @vuelonocturno_art
      @vuelonocturno_art Год назад

      I think no matter how the character is, as a storyteller we have an know the psychic information they get in touch with. In this way, almost every player with a Malkav can be guided into play.

  • @CaymenLeP
    @CaymenLeP 2 года назад +59

    I don’t know if you’ve read up on schizophrenia or it’s symptoms, but your first few minutes really nailed auditory hallucinations.
    It’s not always disturbing, not always evil, not always loud, but it always IS. The only medicine I’ve found is keeping my ears busy.

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 8 месяцев назад +2

      A lot of depictions of schizophrenia also forget to demonstrate paranoia. I've had nights where I genuinely believed my entire family wanted to murder me.

  • @FoxFireImr
    @FoxFireImr 3 года назад +89

    I really like how you voice act the character. I think it's the first time it has grasped my attention this much that I actually enjoy the character you play.

    • @ThePrimogen
      @ThePrimogen  3 года назад +9

      That's so kind! Thank you so much, that's great praise!

  • @Posturtle
    @Posturtle 3 года назад +56

    In my current Victorian campaign, a Malkavian Methuselah is instrumental in keeping the peace in a relatively large geographical area (unbeknownst to even the Ventrue Prince of her city). But true to her Clan, it is unclear how and why she would do such a thing. One of the Malkav player characters is unknowingly a scion of her ancient bloodline.

  • @skeletonking4119
    @skeletonking4119 3 года назад +58

    Honesty this one of the MOST hardest clans to play as!
    I can happily say that I share it to very dear friend of mine who love this clan!
    She loved it! Thank you!!

    • @ThePrimogen
      @ThePrimogen  3 года назад +5

      I'm really glad she enjoyed it! Thank you!

    • @moody1320
      @moody1320 3 года назад +1

      Hardest? Yeah combat wise

    • @barrymcballs
      @barrymcballs 2 года назад

      Most difficult*

  • @harrywebb2602
    @harrywebb2602 Год назад +30

    I played a malkavian that was a serial killer before he was turned. So when he became a vamp he gained the ability to hear the people he killed and it sort of influenced the things he did. Think Deadpool with fangs . It threw my group for a loop when he would out of nowhere say some very intelligent piece of information and then slap a rubber glove over his head and start reciting modern major general. My dm actually told me at one point they wished I would let loose a bit more and give into his derangement.

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 6 месяцев назад

      He sounds fun! Good taste in songs xD

  • @CheesyPasta516
    @CheesyPasta516 3 года назад +116

    Some people portray malkavians as almost or completely insane like in the classic vtm, which some are, but I like to think that different malkavians have different levels of insanity. Some are absolutely nuts and some are a bit crazy, while others are in between. I also like thinking of them having varying types of insanity. Some may have multiple personalities while some may talk to trees. Malkavains are so complex to me because malkavians don't have to show they are insane, insanity is first and foremost, mental. A Cainite may be close friends with another cainite and never know that they are a malkavian because they don't show their insanity physically. I've always wanted to see a malkavian that has an insatiable hunger for death and destruction or something like that, but never or rarely shows it. It just seems like an interesting idea to me.

    • @sorrowdusk5068
      @sorrowdusk5068 3 года назад +10

      the books state that, the older a malkavian is, the worse it gets. So the elders are pretty much doomed to a fairly severe degree of " insanity"(I simply use that word to encompass all the potential illnesses, they can have, since we don't have time to list every type) but the younger ones might not even seem that insane.

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta 2 года назад +5

      People also forget insanity comes in multiple forms. Insane people even with the same mental illness can have different behaviour patterns

    • @MagosCavantis
      @MagosCavantis 2 года назад

      I personally found Malkavians that are portrayed by their players as completely insane lunatics to be the most boring ones. Sure, you can do that, but it also robs the character of almost all possible facettes a Malk can and should have.

  • @Kanekonagase
    @Kanekonagase 3 года назад +24

    The visionairies

  • @cwpv2477
    @cwpv2477 3 года назад +20

    Malkav approves this video. Thank you as always!

  • @WolfBoy-om6dw
    @WolfBoy-om6dw 3 года назад +26

    I hope we get videos on how to play caitiffs and thin bloods in the future in fact I would love videos talking about caitiffs and thin bloods in general.

  • @Anna464
    @Anna464 3 года назад +20

    I have been playing a malk for a short while now. For the most part I play her as a normal night nurse turned vampire but adding that little bit of stilted and deliberate movements and either making no eye contact or way too much eye contact can go surprisingly far.

  • @berserkape1014
    @berserkape1014 3 года назад +13

    Never played a Malkavian before. But, I played a Brujah who was more or less adopted by Malkavians. My elders in the Clan were too busy for the neonate. So my group I ran with in the LARP was myself and three Malkavians. I always enjoyed the antics we got up too.

  • @antuanyammine1537
    @antuanyammine1537 3 года назад +12

    Hell yeah, this is my favorite clan, thank you

  • @SavageSairung
    @SavageSairung 3 года назад +6

    Not first but loving your content. Easily one of my favourite content creators now. Thank you.

  • @nottheguru
    @nottheguru 9 месяцев назад +4

    Proposal: Conspiracy theorist Malkavian who, in the course of attempting to understand and contextualize their madness, has started looking for evidence of what their inner voices and instincts are telling them. Scary part, they're far, far too frequently right.
    Edit: They are a detective that works for the public as well as jobs for other vampires. They are publicly listed as a "vampire detective." And they dress in incredibly tacky vampire cosplay the whole time. Somehow, this reinforces the Masquerade by excusing any and all odd behavior as being "part of the bit."

  • @GabryelFile
    @GabryelFile Год назад +1

    As a storyteller I love having a Malkavian on my crew. Gives lots of possibilities and it is wonderful to see the player trying to understand what they are seeing/hearing

    • @Bertranddeghaul
      @Bertranddeghaul Год назад

      As a Storyteller I am very suspicious of people wanting to play one. I found very few people can do it without being disruptive or unconvincing although those who can are amazing. That said my main NPC in a several year long campaign was a very old malkavian who everyone underestimated. Malk's are amazing storyteller tools and either great benefits or problems for your campaign in the hands of players.

  • @dougf1249
    @dougf1249 3 года назад +8

    YESSSS!!!
    Been waiting a while for this!
    *is long time malk larp player*

  • @delroku
    @delroku 2 года назад +9

    I just play them because I'm mentally ill already

  • @eddybrock7818
    @eddybrock7818 3 года назад +6

    another excellent video. well done kindred, well done indeed.

  • @owohscorner
    @owohscorner Год назад +3

    I got an idea for a sadist Malkavian. They're not into politics, but they are a somewhat respected figure in society. They're a competent Malkavian that gives advice and guidance. Their mental derangement is Sadism.
    They like to play pranks or gaslight people, it's all in good fun. But in the end they are a dependable person.

  • @jeramiahdesautels4224
    @jeramiahdesautels4224 3 года назад +4

    Auspex let's you know a lot about others, but Dominate is what you need for taking over another person.

  • @juliagoodwin9510
    @juliagoodwin9510 3 года назад +27

    It sounds like it would be interesting to play a Malkavian... but the fear of coming off offensive somehow is an issue.

    • @WolfBoy-om6dw
      @WolfBoy-om6dw 3 года назад +2

      Same here.

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 3 года назад +23

      Mental illness is a very touchy subject but people without those mental illnesses can still pull it off if they research and play it respectfully.
      One doesn't have to exactly play a real mental illness either for instance they could choose a supernatural disorder like believing you need to purify blood before drinking it, or believing you consume the souls of the victim along with their blood. There is a massive variety of options so if you have any disorder no matter how minor you could realistically play it out not needing to go for having Schizophrenia or anything.

    • @thevoidcritter
      @thevoidcritter 2 года назад +5

      the trick is to not really think of the character as "a Malkavian", but instead just make a character with some serious issues that seem organic to them. hope that makes sense

    • @drakevegas7073
      @drakevegas7073 2 года назад +1

      It largely depends on what exactly you're trying to do.
      You don't need to adhere to a specific condition, so accuracy doesn't need to be an issue.

  • @LloydSkyLion
    @LloydSkyLion 3 года назад +15

    How to play Malkavian? Don't be a Fishmalk

  • @dobyk5338
    @dobyk5338 3 года назад +20

    My favorite clan after Tremere and Toreador, and the most difficult to play. It goes without saying Malkavians make excellent SPCs and are difficult to get right as a player, but once you've found a good Malkavian player you can have some amazing scenes :3

    • @michaelwright8896
      @michaelwright8896 Год назад

      I would say the Baali are the most difficult to play. They are seen as evil for evil sake which is terrible if play correctly.

  • @Robustacap
    @Robustacap 3 года назад +6

    I... I have this vision, like a mandala.. It changes, patterns like fractals and it IS.. magnificent. I know I must Make it, mostly hues of red, Crimson and Black and yellow bile, white bone.. I add to it, sometimes I see someone who fits The mandala and I just know they'd want to Be a Part of it.. If they just saw IT.. like I do. It has Been a decade in The making, IT shows me things.. it might Be alive.. as much as I am at least. Sometimes I despair, for I think I might never finnish it.. So beautiful, My Malkavian Mandala!

  • @C_A_I_N_N
    @C_A_I_N_N 3 года назад +5

    i fucking love how you portayed a malakavian esepcially since i fucking love i literally talk and act just like the character you made/ portrayed in the beggining with you were literally like only at most 5% more exaggerated a version of me... honestly if i were in the univirse of vampire the masquerade i would fucking be a damn malkavian....... like other people might find some amount of difficulty in figuring out which clan they'd be but for me its like a instantaneous fucking thing of instantly knowin id be a malkavian......

  • @Breakfst4dinner
    @Breakfst4dinner 3 года назад +4

    Can you hear the chair creaking, or is that my ears playing tricks on me

  • @areallybigdwarf4560
    @areallybigdwarf4560 2 года назад +5

    >playing Malkavian as a lmao random crazy person
    Meh
    >Playing Malkavian as a conspiracy theory guy that doesn't hear "voices" but connects all the dots all at once
    So you know, the biggest blow to America, i mean you know what I'm talking about, but you don't know this, two werewolves boarded those cockpits and did that, crazy right? lemme tell you another thing, those two planes turned three buildings on ruble that day, the thing you won't believe is, that building number seven had alotta of documents about those national parks and the financial black hole that they are, i mean 2.9 Billion to keep trees on their natural habitat? but it goes deeper JFK was a ghoul and the Cubans knew it too.

    • @justachannel8600
      @justachannel8600 Год назад

      ... playing Malkavian as a hacker who reveals conspiracies by posing as a fake psychic but then someone asks you to help them install windows...

  • @digital_u4ia
    @digital_u4ia Год назад

    3:33 I find this really weird because my most recent Toreador "Thin Blood" is named Jackie and my character arch for him was to serve within vampire society (Specifically sucking up to the Camarilla) until becoming a trusted servant, to gain powers through Diablerie, then feed information to the Anarchs, before turning Sabbat due to Anarch betrayal...

  • @sickjoe9174
    @sickjoe9174 3 месяца назад

    The Tzimisce dragon transforms into goo, Malkav into thought itself. The madness network just neurons.

  • @RobCrowley85
    @RobCrowley85 Год назад +1

    I liked the lore with the great prano, but at the same time, hated the idea of Malkavians not having dementation. It takes away the signature discipline, which is one 9f the things that make Malkavians stand out. It's like having Gangrel with no protean.

  • @Hallszman
    @Hallszman 3 месяца назад

    Awesome vidya mate

  • @dmann1982
    @dmann1982 3 года назад +2

    Good day.
    Let the madness flow.
    I play a Dominate Old World of Darkness Malkavian in a Camarilla LARP...

  • @BucketSentry
    @BucketSentry 7 месяцев назад

    I kinda like how vtmb portrays them as poets. I really wanna play the ttrpg and i plan to play as a malkavian who struggles to talk 'normally' like there's almost a block in their mind from saying something the mundane way. Instead of saying, "our target's in the garage" they'd say; "our prey is dwelling in the homes of automobiles"

  • @malk67
    @malk67 7 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine if you will, a Malkavian Antediluvian, perhaps Malkav himself, or was it Cain, after all these eons it's a bit scrambled.
    Where was I? Oh yes, the childer of Vlad Țepeș himself was seriously injured and in a moment of "DAMN, she's gonna die for good" our Hero decides that He will save her.
    How was this done? He fed her from his Own blood until she was strong enough to feed on her own. It took a few months for her to regain her strength but she Did pull through.
    Oh, did I mention a slight side effect?
    Can you say TzimKavian?
    🤫
    On a side note, sealing that body from that tomb owned by one Joseph of Arimathea that Saturday night, was a Great Prank...........that Backfired

  • @MysteryEzekude
    @MysteryEzekude 2 года назад +3

    Ha ha, I like how this video has your avatar constantly showing different expressions at random. I think it sort of befits the Malkavian clan. In any case, I've played two Malkavians in two different chronicles and I portrayed them as a little eccentric as opposed to criminally insane. The way I see it, even though the clan was cursed with inherent mental instability, there's still an amount of reason to their "madness".
    For example, there's a Malkavian named Dev/Null in the video game called Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption who may seem to be in a world of his own but he is able to see through lies and disguises. This makes you realise that he knows more than he appears to know and is not completely nuts.

  • @overlordgames1394
    @overlordgames1394 2 месяца назад

    My Malkavian suffered of IED that's was a huge struggle in life and afterlife both...

  • @ElijahW2003
    @ElijahW2003 3 года назад +8

    You know, I might not hear voices, but other than that I'm pretty sure I have what that guy has without any of the cool vampire powers to go along with it.
    ADHD = Lamer mortal version of being Malkavian confirmed lmao

    • @Osric24
      @Osric24 3 года назад +3

      That's what I was thinking for these first 3 mins. "This is ADHD with extra mind noise."

    • @vvamp2400
      @vvamp2400 3 года назад +3

      I have paranoid schizophrenia and I like to think we're the closest to a really "typical" malkavian, since schizophrenia manifests in so many different ways.
      The attention problems? They're incredibly common! A lot of us have "hyper reflectivity", which is being unable to filter out impressions and senses we get from our surroundings, to such an extent that we can't pay attention and zone out.
      We also most commonly hallucinate by hearing voices, but not all of us do. Some of us hear them in our head, some of us hear them from people who are actually talking (just saying the wrong things). This can also cause us to zone out because we simply can't focus.
      These attention things (coupled with it also being a symptom of its own) can make us have random, long pauses in our speech and disturb/disorganize our thoughts completely, making conversations quite out of sync!
      I know ADHD shares some of these problems with us and I'd love to see malkavians with strong ADHD! Maybe manifesting the voices in a way that isn't our typical psychosis? That'd be interesting!

    • @Osric24
      @Osric24 3 года назад +3

      @@vvamp2400 Thank you much for the input! It's rare to run into actual schizophrenia sufferers for most folk, so hearing from one in a clear and public way is a treat indeed. Bless ya.

    • @vvamp2400
      @vvamp2400 3 года назад +2

      @@Osric24 Anytime! Malkavian characters have so much cool potential regardless of whether they're based off schizophrenia or not, but I hope I could provide a little bit of insight if players decide to go that route!

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 2 года назад +2

      .....this explains so much for me.

  • @dylanharris8337
    @dylanharris8337 Год назад +1

    Malkav lives...through the neurons

  • @nicholasloud2231
    @nicholasloud2231 2 года назад

    I did this little personality/ clan vamp test and this is the vampire I got. So yeah.

  • @H4ndS0up
    @H4ndS0up Год назад

    The beginning portion is how i play my Malk. Hes a heavily neurotic engineer who dips into mad science.
    When he's forced to talk to people he rambles like that most of the time.

  • @queenofsparrows9890
    @queenofsparrows9890 Год назад +2

    Ah yes, Neurodivergence: the Polycule

  • @bait668
    @bait668 3 года назад +2

    My favorite clan :)

  • @MrOwl-lw3xc
    @MrOwl-lw3xc Месяц назад

    I know DID have been done a million times over at this point, but do you guys think playing out a vampire version of fight club/passione from jojo would be an alright concept for a malkavian? As in me playing as a cog in some massive behind the scenes scheme of the dominant identity that is controlled by the ST

  • @galaxeonart9338
    @galaxeonart9338 3 года назад

    That opening, I swear it sounds like me thinking.

  • @bergy4958
    @bergy4958 6 месяцев назад +1

    You do not play a Malkavian... A Malkavian plays you.

  • @autumntaylor2533
    @autumntaylor2533 11 месяцев назад

    Being a malk is like taking a bad vapestore edible 24/7

  • @peikonpoika83
    @peikonpoika83 3 года назад +5

    they lost the madness network in 5 edition so they are like everyone else now :(

  • @josephcosta1699
    @josephcosta1699 3 года назад

    I love Malkavians . They are the colorful vampires ...I've rollplayed many ..

  • @Fbebeishnf
    @Fbebeishnf Год назад +1

    No wonder your recording is so crisp

  • @donniejohnson7439
    @donniejohnson7439 6 месяцев назад

    One need not guess what clan you feel the most affinity
    It leaks from your very intonation

  • @aaronblank2318
    @aaronblank2318 11 месяцев назад

    How to play a Malkavian: 20% creepy, 20% insightful, 20% ridiculous, 40% crazy

  • @kenichiotaku3693
    @kenichiotaku3693 3 года назад +6

    Am I the only human who does say feed more often than eat?

  • @devilboy0023
    @devilboy0023 Год назад

    Question, i have watched many times and still dont understand what kind of people are embraced by malks

  • @arifemreruzgar5517
    @arifemreruzgar5517 3 года назад

    Very good job. Thank you

  • @fmor2779
    @fmor2779 3 года назад +1

    Coming off offensive for something small you can't control ? I guessed I picked the perfect clan for me, I feel a little close to it personally.

  • @rolandkahakui463
    @rolandkahakui463 3 года назад +1

    My malk is my favorite to play. Also my first character to creat... personality concept... imagine if deadpool and Edward ( cowboy bepop) had a love child lol. 4 in dex, max wit, 4 perception, 2 intelligence... max willpower ( over period of game time) and got the merit blahsay... I think that's how you spell it.

    • @Mischief_Manager93
      @Mischief_Manager93 3 года назад +1

      Blase is the proper spelling. So a jaded smart-ass type? I can dig it!

  • @Mrnumnum0
    @Mrnumnum0 16 дней назад

    I like older vers when they have demontaion (forgive my spelling)

  • @pyrdacorsrollenspielarchiv3747
    @pyrdacorsrollenspielarchiv3747 2 года назад

    Fuck. The first 3 minutes were a 1:1 description of me at work xD

  • @An_Ian
    @An_Ian 9 месяцев назад

    So who wants to play a malkavian who thinks there a pirate and calls blood rum?

  • @nishidohellhillsruler6731
    @nishidohellhillsruler6731 9 месяцев назад

    I say "go grab a bite"... 🤷‍♂

  • @c.ladimore1237
    @c.ladimore1237 3 года назад

    i always play a malkav. auspex + mass dominate + passive gains into insight, whether useful or not, make it the most interesting clan. never can tell. i think they might be both fascinated and revolted by the Tzimisce and consider the tremere, i think you even said it, as a fledgling but powerful childe clan even if the Tzimisce absolutely hate them.

  • @motherhors7036
    @motherhors7036 2 года назад

    ok, san diego

  • @Thisisnotadreamhaha
    @Thisisnotadreamhaha 2 года назад

    Okay to normal people....the intro...like 1/4 of the way...not comming back

  • @mralba666
    @mralba666 2 года назад +1

    In my opinion Malkavian it's not a clan, because every Ravnos, Lasombra, Ventrue, Tzimisce etc. are also insane.
    I don't undedstand what's the concept of this clan...

    • @fcochico8162
      @fcochico8162 2 года назад +4

      In the case of these, they have compulsions and even a direction towards where these manias or insanities, call it what you want, go, in the case of the Malkavians this is more linked to an ability to see the world differently or identify patterns, than others. are not able to notice or even deal with and this can manifest itself in different ways, voices being one of them.

  • @vap_editz4794
    @vap_editz4794 3 года назад

    Jo Bro you have insta or DC where i can writer with you

  • @hisvoiceremasteredrecords
    @hisvoiceremasteredrecords 2 года назад

    I wrote this as a gift from a Toreador NPC to one of my Malkavian players
    ruclips.net/video/cLbVYmKIG0Y/видео.html
    Favourite cammy clan hands down, trigger warning: lyrical easter eggs!

  • @kw271
    @kw271 2 года назад

    liked as 666.

  • @rodroinrainbows9929
    @rodroinrainbows9929 3 года назад +3

    Easy, you don't.
    That's my answer, I hate White Wolf's attitude with mental health issues. They never got them right.

    • @mrmuyagi9907
      @mrmuyagi9907 3 года назад +22

      I mean, malkavian madness is supposed to be an over exagerrated supernatural depiction of mental illness. It's not supposed to be accurate.