Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
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BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blood on the child" and "must the president look at people" could tell us about Mitt Romney.
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did I just hear "Holocaust bloopers" at the end
Yes you did and so did I
What do you get when you type that in, do I want to know.
John Michael HolocaustED
Joseph Christovich Mostly reenactments, bloopers from student films with titles related to "Holocaust", and documentaries.
Holocaust bloopers I’m going to search it right now good thing I’m not running for president
"Standing in the dark room, the baby yells, make the baby sleep once more" and "I demand who is the man with no eyes" is like modern Edgar Allan Poe.
Soho Joe It's true. I find it quite poetic
@@khamjaninja. I've googled that doing research for dungeons and dragons game ideas
The screaming, the screaming
Quote the raven....
The man with no eyes is The Corinthian ,obviously . If the Corinthian is stalking him, i don't fancy his chances
Romney searched for "the screaming, the screaming" over 70 times in one week.
No replies? Don’t worry, I’m here to save you
Completely normal
@@HairyJuan yes
Are you insinuating that this is abnormal?
THE SCREAMING WONT STOP!!!!
“Who will betray me question mark”
I love the idea that he thinks Google is like some sort of oracle or prophet.
Right? What an idiot. He wants Ask Jeeves
Experts agree Romney sees Google as "some sort of lowly butler."
I love the idea that you think The Onion is an actual news program. It a joke news site. I'm not being condescending that is actually their hole purpose as a company. They take what is happening in the world and make up funny stories about it.
Ryan Heath You are a walking embodiment of r/whoosh
Damn girl you finer than a mug!!
"A pile of hearts high quality" Is a genuinely terrifying search.
In another video a bag of human hearts is left/donated outside a hospital 🤔
What about "blood on a child" ?
i imagine it was "pile of hearts HQ"
buying or selling?
These were AI image generator prompts before their time...
17% of Romney's searches mention "captives."
12% use the phrase "how to keep them quiet."
40% touch on the theme of obedience.
Marcel Chagnon anyone else notice those numbers add up to 69
BMW Dude that’s the joke
@@randomcommenter395 nah the jokes is the violent nature of his search
Zacharie Richer dude your stupid
Marche Royale bro you so dumb
I love how rather than the usual delay between people talking on tv news channels, they actually start talking before the other person is done lol
“Extremely caffeinated”
@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 probably also the reason for the screaming and why he is "going through" the lists while screaming back at her
Yeah the editing on these videos is really, really well done. I used to do video editing a lot, and this is basically perfect.
The news I watch are exactly like that
@@badgermcbadger1968 Probably not the news you should watch then.
How to convince them I can taste the food
He's a lizard.
That’s a Mark Zuckerburg Google search right there.
this ain't google, Mitt
Romney is at it again.
OH NO THAT DID NOT AGE WELL AT ALL
"How to convince them I can taste the food"
*You're about...8 years too early*
Oh no. You didn’t... lmao
Me stupid,
Me don't know what you're referring to.
@@bigmiki2620 covid symptoms
I see more the resemblance to zucc, something he would search for
@@Theyluvalex2007 This is disturbing...
“Joe Biden goes as Obama for Halloween” even more relevant now
EVEN more relevant now ;)
2 days to go
@@jeromehall7275 today
@@donaldpomaville3743 now. Can you feel it happening?
That is so goddamn relevant now
So many punchlines. "Tensile strength of dog skin". I wish there was some way to link onion uploads to my alarm clock.
Google home
There is now
Ah, technology...
Shockingly, scientists actually have studied the tensile strength of dog skin.
core.ac.uk/download/pdf/82604643.pdf "The average tensile strengths + 1 standard deviation for ... 16-
month-old (dogs is) 2670 psi. + 469 psi".
So you googled "tensile strength of dog skin" ?? Lol
This is one of my favourite Onion videos ever. LOL, "I demand who is the man with no eyes"
bluckfactory lmao cx
But who is the man with no eyes tho?
is this a reference to that guy who apparently kept following george bush around?
Agreed, when I need to laugh I just watch this
"Holocaust bloopers" hahaha 😆
*must the president look at people*
Might that be related to the Man With No Eyes somehow?
@@48917032 He is the Man With No Eyes. He was seeking himself all along.
no.
I feel like that is what every politician thinks to themselves constantly
@@bruhsoundeffect1903 maybe the man with no eyes was the friends we made along the way.
I think we're all missing the point here
Who _IS_ the man with no eyes?
Ia fhtgan thulu r'leyh
Ẓ̮͇̙̥a͚̼͢l̛͍̭̩͖̳g͇̠̜o̦͈̼͚̗̙̕
it's a short story
Me,
Its a long story
Hah! You fools! That man is slender. For he is Slenderman.
"Standing in the dark room, the baby yells, make the baby sleep once more" just kills me every time! Beautiful, whoever came up with that should win pride of place at the Human Teeth Parade!
Dude the last one “Holocaust bloopers” fucking killed me🤣
6 million can relate to your comment
@@None-Trick_Pony the holocaust is not the same as ww2
It killed alot of people
@@Dubadubadu123 17 million total were killed in the Holocaust. 6 million Jews and 11 million of other minorities. 70 - 85 million total people died during WWII.
@@None-Trick_Pony No, 17 million is completely made up. You've made a blunder here -- 11 million is the total number of deaths in the holocaust, not the number of non-jewish deaths. The number you're looking for is 11 million, not 17 million. This means that jewish people make up a considerable majority of those killed in the holocaust.
"Human Teeth Parade" is now, apparently, the name of a band in Omaha.
Most random phrases you google will turn up some crappy indie band with that name. It used to happen so often to me that I used to put "-band" or "-music" at the end of my searches to filter them out.
@@EGarrett01 what the, I only just learned that you can filter out search words that way. Thanks.
@@Vingul You can find more tips like that on Google's advanced search page
@@blacklisted351 cheers.
For the future, I'll start all my Google searches with "I demand" :P
Qieth same lol
@@americohagim1131 his future at that time is ur past 😳
@@rainofrest7778 Internet is like a time machine. Only no time travel.
@@shahidben more like time capsule
“Names of the men who put out the fires.”
Hi my name is James
Hi James. Thank you for your service.
I will now refer to all fire put-outers as James
Everything here is so wholesome
SHHH!! Don't fucking tell him!
@@captaintomato5433 Thanks dude
"funeral woman crying, blonde"
Jesus Christ I'm getting flashbacks to wonder bread guy already
lol i didnt get that one, is he intersted in a girl he saw at a funeral?
@@raftlack4326 the kind of porn he likes
I would've paid a lot to be at this brainstorm session.
Bring $8000 to dock 7 at midnight. Come alone.
Yeah, I wanna hear the stuff they came up with that was too dark to air
The Onion PLEASE BRING THESE SKITS BACK WE NEED THIS
@@froginatophat1042 its not that they would be cancelled, it's that they have no money to pay all the people required to make video skits.
@@froginatophat1042 Lol no. They wouldn't get cancelled
@@Nana-wi4gi Really? I feel like with the way things are going now and the way their old skits used to be they wouldn’t be able to keep making them without getting outrage
@@froginatophat1042 I doubt it would receive any significant outrage. Maybe some idiots wouldn't understand the satire but it definitely wouldn't make them cancelled lol
@@Nana-wi4gi that’s a relief lol
ByM
I used to be an aspiring video editor with a heavy preference for comedic content, and I'm just now realizing The Onion was truly a dream job for someone like me.
They still do videos... But not like these, yeah. I pray every day that the onion yt channel get their movie budget back
Well don’t keep us waiting make some quality videos like these
This Week Last Year: Romney’s Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
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why do we care about this has been?
We don't care, we just laugh.
Laughing is caring!
Classic
More poof that Obama's NSA is spying on us all...
Good work onion, you are truthfully the tomahawk of truth in the skull of lies
"Making the man eat garbage" was my favorite.
I liked "Convincing them you can taste the food."
Blood child, blood on a child 😂
Penis tears
Mine was “Holocaust Bloopers”
@@emiledlund9559 based
I can just imagine Romney in an isolated cave eating raw meat and repeating the phrase "Who is the man with no eyes?" over and over again.
“Who will betray me question mark” gets me every time 😂
In Romney's defence, I have searched for exactly the same stuff.
Before or after watching this video?
@@stupendoushorrendous8258 lol its been 8 years he might not even be alive 😳
@@rainofrest7778 Well... I like to think he is.
@@stupendoushorrendous8258 its not bout what u like doe 😳
@@rainofrest7778 I'm alive, lol
"Average wife Lifespan" Lol
Love how they stayed true to “extremely caffeinated” the whole way through
"local, isolated caves, Des Moines" @1:14
"opposite of doctor" 1:30. These guys were on fire back in the day. Every single detail is purely hilarious.
“Convincing them you can taste the food”
Is Romney that one guy in the zombie apocalypse who is trying to hide the zombie bite? Except instead of zombies it’s corona
The ticker was the funniest part: "The screaming, the screaming" 70 times in one week...
I didn't expect "Hair Olympics" to be a real thing....
how so
And now Romney is the most moderate, normal republican. That's frightening
Romney has always been extremely moderate. He had to pander to the far-right when he was running for President.
His dad was a pro-civil rights, pro-union Republican Governor in the 1960s (Michigan).
@@stephaniegreen59 Yeah he went from being a normal conservative to the only normal conservative left
A rhino in elephant's clothing...
@@DtitilatorApparently being sane makes you a RINO.
Reminds me of Ted Cruz for Human President.
"Joe Biden goes as Barack Obama for Halloween"
“A pile of hearts high quality “ 😂😂😂😂
At least Joe Biden doesn’t have to worry about his google search history being leaked since he uses a phonograph
@@liamsmith5013 nope. Phonograph. You know, the record player. C’mon man! ruclips.net/video/8iQuvb8yue4/видео.html
Hunter on the other hand...
@@danieldaniels7571 C’mon man! C’mon, listen fat! C’mon, get your act straight, Jack! Let’s do some push-ups right now, man! You’re a dog-faced pony soldier, man! Eat some chocolate chocolate chip, fat!
biden is 4 years older than trump
@@linkhankinss true, but Trump has been online handling his own social media for over a decade.
I like that they went more inhuman than bizarre porn.
Everyone that's me has weird porn searches.
I do not have... these.
Lame.
Yeah it's excellent. I love how it is well genuinely esoteric weird shit
"Joe Biden goes as Barack Obama for Halloween" god damn I love the Onion
"I demand who is the man with no eyes"
Ah yes, John Mulaney
"tentacles made of feet" is what I remember
WHAT IS CHINA?
Opposite of doctor.
Oh god, that list of searches is hilarious.
I love this. It's so chaotic because there are so many.
Man remember when Romney and then Palin were the craziest the republican party had?
Apparently whoever the party nominates becomes the craziest one ever.
@@ThirdLawPair i can tell Democrats didn't even try to find a good candidate for this election lmao.
@@elchuzalongo4339 well, that candidate won the election. By the way he was vice-president with Obama for 8 years, so he is a good candidate with experience.
@@CityWhisperer he's a racist creep.
@@elchuzalongo4339 charismatic war criminal vs charismatic war criminal.
Yeah the people didn't have a lot of choice
"average wife's lifespan" lol
“Holocaust bloopers” lmao
Fun fact: A large amount of furry porn was found in a USB in the pentagon, and since it was a secure USB, they couldn’t figure out which senator it belonged to.
Obviously it belonged to all of them
can you provide a link with more information? this sounds hilarious but i cant find anything about it
@@Phantasticallyjust look up "furry porn" you should find the news story pretty quickly
WHAAAAATTT??
I’m from the future of 2021 and I have some bad news about Romney’s ability to seem human compared to the rest of the GOP
"the screaming, the screaming" roughly 10 times a day, huh ?
Oh my god I didn’t know this was the Onion until the end of the video
hahahahahaha
Remember when Mitt Romney was all we had to worry about?
Good times
For how old this is, its rare for it not to come true.
I can’t tell if they’re making fun of “unbiased” media (CNN, Fox News, etc) or Romney.
Probably both tbh
I’m gonna have a fun time google searching all of these.
What did you find? I'm scared that I'd end up on some list if I searched them.
1:29 “WHAT IS CHINA?” All caps too, jeez. 😂
Romney is concerned with fixing the economy and making the screaming stop
why would you write this kind of a comment - genuine and defending someone - on an Onion video?
2020: Mitt Romney doesn't seem so bad now, does he?
still part of a cult, he's just a part of a richer, more powerful cult.
Libertarian/Republican here. Romney sucks. Trump sucks too, but not nearly as bad as Romney or anyone on the left.
Trump's personality is terrible but outside covid his presidency was not that bad
Romney is far, far worse than Trump. Same for Mccain. Both swamp creatures. Trump is so violently opposed by the media because he reveals how corrupt and vile they are. That's why they will tell any lie to trick the gullible into believing them. They claim the moral high ground, while in truth standing within a crater of lies.
@@ethanstump not a cult
"Tensile strength of dog skin" fucking killed me.
"Who is the man with no eyes?"
I guess Slenderman wasn't a big fan of Romney.
She trying her damnedest not to lose it.
Seriously some genius level comics over at The Onion. I'll never forget the first time I visited Chicago before I moved. I got off the L train in this area that hipsters buy clothes (I was a hipster that was buying those clothes) and I walked up to what to my eyes was a random red news paper stand. It was free if I remember correctly I opened the red door and began reading the paper feeling as if I had slipped into some alternate dimension or as if I was losing my mind reading the stories in the Onion newspaper. Fortunately it didn't take long for my brother to explain what The Onion was. I loved the idea at the time and would read it whenever I saw a copy. Years later as political turmoil continues and seems to have created more pressure in my life as an adult and my perception of the the state of the world at large I appreciate The Onion all the more. It's really the better version of "happy news". I always wished there was a happy news station where all they talked about was sunshine, and new born puppies, and shit like that. With a little thought beyond a week of novelty it's obvious that would grow boring. There's a platitude that says "It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it." With The Onion I am laughing although I'm aware of the true horrors waiting around every corner for me painted by 'real news'. Thanks for the years of laughs to everyone who's ever worked at The Onion and those continuing to contribute to the Onion. These clips have aged really relevant and funny a decade later. While I don't think the happy news is the solution, nor is The Onion the answer, but the Onion isn't attempting to answer the question.
“Joe Biden goes as Barack Obama for Halloween” 😂
funnier because of the electiopn
2012... was... almost 9 years ago😨
As a Jew, I didn't mean to giggle at "holocaust bloopers" as loudly as I did.
Fun fact: 'Human Teeth Parade' is not a good name for a band because there's already a band called 'Human Teeth Parade'.
If Romney says to Google: "I demand"
Then our new president must be saying: "Siri call me Sir."
Definitely one of my favourite Onion sketches. Fucking hilarious.
"name for guys who put out the fires" hahaha
"the screaming, the screaming" is my favorite
1:29
>WHAT IS CHINA?
>WHAT -------
>opposite of doctor
The phrase "Human teeth parade" still pops up in my now and then.
They missed “dog distress urine more potent?” and “I demand the bubbles stop”
This is probably as factual as fox and three times less biased.
Am I the only who immediately searched ‘holocaust bloopers’ after this video?
Oh
no
Yes. The rest of us Googled "Tensile strength of dog skin".
n n stop advertising your shitty band
Recently I found myself rewatching old news like this, because in the age we live in now they remind me of the good old times, when I was terrified by Romney's search history.
I'm glad to discover that my own search history is completely normal.
Seriously one of the funniest Onion videos in a long while. My only problem is that there is too many funny things on screen to process at a time. I'll just have to watch it again.
"convincing them you can taste the food" is very relevant 8 years after this was released O_O
its funny when i send this to people and they think its real
“Who will betray me?” 💀😂
Obama seems like he would use accurate punctuation in his searches
"Must the president look at people" is a Calvin Coolidge search lol😂
"fair" "unbiased" that's how you know it's satire.
All presidents should have to release their search history.
I feel like that's a breach of privacy.
Holocaust Bloopers had me dying
“holocaust bloopers” at the end had me dead
I've watched so many of these lately from 2008-2012. Its crazy and scary how accurate most of them are. Be good to eachother y'all we only have so much time until we get obliterated.
The last two though. "Who will betray me" and "Holocaust bloopers". That's fucking brilliant!
Mitt Romney: I demand teach I to grammar good.
the 2023 version is getting your chatgpt history exposed. now that would actually be incredible.
Other searches include:
“Where are the centipedes coming from”
“Why are the children crying”
“I demand what does the bright light mean”
“Normal person being scared reaction”
and perhaps most bizarrely:
“Deep sea exploration smiling purple monkey footage explanation”
Plot twist he some sort of alien trying to take over government
I’m gonna start all of my google searches with “I demand”
how does this after 8 years still get me to laugh?
I thought this is supposed to be a satire not an absolute blow by blow description of the minute by minute, second by second newscasting TRIPE ! ! ! lol
0:39 "convincing them you can taste the food" bro the fucking onion just predicted covid!
I like that all of the stars in the Onion's news room are upside down