Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024
- While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're "undecided" just for the fun of messing with the president's head.
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lmao. I love how militarized the intro animation is. Like "THIS IS FREEDOM. GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING."
I feel like the intros for this segment get longer and more flashy - i cracked up at the intro alone :D
Wow it summarised america.
@@youssefkandeel3667 lol
i wish the onion would come back, they predict things better than the real news
Well first off, it's a graphic for the WAR for the white house.
Second off, it's also a parody of CNN, the world's worst place to get your news. Nothing but over the top, flashy, CGI garbage, to keep you distracted from the fact that, they ain't got sh it going on.
“ H o w d o e s t h a t m a k e y o u f e e l O b a m a ? “
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
"HOW D'YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON!"
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLEEEETTS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH
This aged well 😂
Aged insanely well
Onion videos age like wine
@@kappaross6124 like wine and historically accurate prophecies
bernie bros
Tell me how this aged well, please provide the political insight you have and explain your comment. Idiot
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 bro, its a 9 month comment. Your screaming into the void for no use, "Idiot"
My favorite part - "Scientists admit they still don't understand how mirrors work" haha at 1:42
1:42
@@yosefsaqer7135 thank
I mean,yeah,they’re just magic. They just kinda appear and we don’t really know what to do with them or how they work,it’s very concerning
Mirrors are very suspicious...alien tech?
“Sexbot recalled for sentience.” 😂
I've had it with politics. from now on my source for news is going to be the onion, as it is the only unbiased news source in existence.
7 years later
@@5.43v 4weeks later
@Vortex 1 moth later
(yes, moth)
@@TheRenegade... 70 sweaters later
Three days later
"they tried this with Biden and it didn't quite work" i hate how accurate these are at predicting the future
biden was always the cool guy in these old onion skits. Wish they had the same production quality these days so we would get more of this great satire.
It did work, though, didn't it
IT WORKED
@@mwagaha3343YES!!!
I was going to make a joke about how we should try this with Biden, but then the video did it for me, but better. There really isn't any other news outlet as outstanding as The Onion.
sleepy biden
@@rats335 Huurrrrr
@@rats335 Alright baby, while don't you call me when you get your head together?
@masterraccoon2883isn't he?
@@dannynysus replying "isnt he?" doesnt prove nu'n
And so the history books echoed for centuries onwards with the story of how Barack Obama was defeated by a jazz festival.
"Scientists admit they still don't understand how mirrors work." That line made me smile. :)
How are you doing 8 years later
@从 Deadpoppin 从 your life is the definition of a mistake
@从 Deadpoppin 从 sorry can’t tell jokes from trash 🗑
@从 Deadpoppin 从 ur mad 😂😂
@「 Deadpoppin 」 I know you're right and all but why start a fight?
That intro is one of the most American things I've seen.
NOT AS AMERICAN AS EATING LIBERTY BURGERS AND FREEDOM FRIES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE AT THE RANGE SHOOTING YOUR 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHT!
@@None-Trick_Pony hm america burmger amd gumz
'Murica 🦅🌋💣
"That intro is one of the most American things I've seen."
As an American, that intro barely registers with me as parody.
"Critics say Ron Paul's campaign hit by mainstream media giving him airtime to express his views"
🤭😌
I love that they’re cutting each other off that’s my fave that they intentionally threw that in to point out dickishness of news reporters
Dear Onion,
You're supposed to be a PARODY show.
Sincerely,
A concerned viewer.
Looking back at the mitt Romney part of this bit and realizing how well this coment agged
This comment is a fine wine
@authorization batman aw, doesn't take a lot to trigger you it seems
a prophet
Fr, in retrospect this kinda gave me hard nostalgia lmao
Hey they mentioned Biden! Obviously the onion has a time machine!!
classic biden
idk if this is a joke, but Biden was Vice President during the Obama Administration
@@InfinitelyConcise I think it's irony
@@InfinitelyConcise hes making fun of the other comments that act like Bidens existence is a reference to 2020
@@digaddog6099 oh ok
Onion biden is best version of biden ever
Feels appropriate atm
"Wiccan charity holds annual cloak drive". Very clever, Onion
Someday it will be news that actors and writers for The Onion will be impressed by how accuarte they actually were.
"Howz it make you feel Obama??"
watching it in 2018 is just sad
Lol
Midway through 2019 here
why
Sad that he fooled America yep.sure is
Because many of those undecided voter banded together and elected trump. Lol
This is literally what’s happening with Biden right now. “Oh, I don’t know if I’ll vote for Biden…” “Okay, but Biden vs a Republican?” “Biden of course!”
Ayup, four more years of biden.
I should send this comment to my mom who is threatening not to vote for him.
Nobody on earth could convince me Joe Biden is alive and real today.
Yeah, I'll probably go out and vote. Just sucks that my first vote is going to consist of a rematch between which senior citizen do I want in office.
lmao, this is literally what happened in the midterms
Lol that Biden quote aged too well
Even better now
That was awesomely hilarious as usual for The Onion
Got so high I forgot this was The Onion
Biden's reaction to getting replaced has aged amazingly well
Here from 2024. I want this version of meme Biden back.
Predicted the future yet again.
"Critics Say Ron Paul's Campaign Hurt By Mainstream Media Giving Him Airtime To Express His Views" - priceless, it says it all. They only need to add that for every cent you are not giving to his campaign you are guilty of an offense against his First Ammendment rights.
"wiccan charity holds annual cloak drive" that one made me chuckle
How are you 8 years later
@@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it I'm super, thanks for asking.
@@tuseroni that’s cool np
@@tuseroni lmao
I have to be honest… I don’t understand
Intelligent and thought provoking. Thank you for sharing.
2012... 'sigh'
People didn't know how good they had it back then . ☹️
Have you seen the coverage of the 2012 debates? People acted like Obama and Romney where two 10 year-olds yanking each other's pigtails!
2021... 'sigh'
People didn't know how good they had it back then . ☹
The two-party system at work, ladies and gentlemen! :D
I'm looking forward to the day the absurdity of The Onion breaks even with that of reality.
Welcome to the future...
Your wish has been granted.
And Plato believed only the rich should governor.
Good God what an intro.
This is gold.
Damn, this was hysterical. It's been a while since I laughed out loud at an ONN video like this.
I miss these so badly
If The Onion leaves 5 day gaps again between uploads I might start, watching FOX News instead. Do you hear that Onion? I might even go to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart instead...
Honest.
This didn’t age too well…
Let him cook
That was hillarious!
"Let's all stop hating each other and focus our energy on hating Muslims"
Very funny stuff! Do you write for the Onion?
How are you 7 years later
I remember Feynman's explanation of how a mirror works in his book on Quantum Electrodynamics. It was surprisingly different than a classical explanation.
crazy how Biden's public image has changed in a decade
Couldn't they not want those things, but nevertheless not want you.?
"Scientists admit that they don't understand how a mirror works."
I actually had to take a step back and think about that for a bit, haha.
Unless of course your "Not worth saving".
Looking at the comments I don't think anyone realizes this is a joke. That's usually not the case, but this time- wow.
The same people who think this is real is the same people who send random stickers to you on messenger
This particular joke has a pretty solid foundation in reality.
SquawkImABird too fuckin accurate, it’ll be at like 2am too on a weekday and you won’t even notice it for like a week
Nothing the onion does is a joke...it is satire...the truth veiled in something so absurd that it can't be taken seriously, and therefore attacked. I voted Obama...all my friends did...not a single one them can name something universally positive he did...he was thoroughly disappointing as a president...not a bad president but disappointing because he had great opportunity to change the course of the country and he kept status quo in favor of compromise...the the opposing sides just got more racist, richer, and bolder.
Trump supporters aren't people, honestly.
Good luck with that,
I love the onions biden
Your powers of deduction are shockingly impressive...
mocking Biden even before 2020, truly ahead of their time
Ugh, no.
Guys, the animations in the back blink
THEY BLINK
Take your meds
Man all of these get so much better nowadays 😂
Obama 2012: "Please"
Wish the onion still put these type of Productions out
That Biden dude seems chill, maybe he should be president or something.
what a great sentence.
whoever writes the ticker reports needs a raise. "Scientists admit they still don't understand how mirrors work," "critics say ron paul's campaign hurt by mainstream media giving him airtime to express his views."
Because it applies to the situation. They wouldn't be able to tell real and fake news apart, even if they were presented side by side.
Biden still keeping it classic DC
Give my regards to the house of Lannister.
Remember when this was a satire? Yeah. :(
The onion is God tier satire
That Biden bit aged amazingly well.
i had to write an essay today analyzing the onion's use of satire...funnest essay ever!!!!!
I wish people would really see the sarcastic side of 'the onion'. They make a good job at poking fun at people if you can see it :D!!
How are you 6 years later
the entire premise of the onion is to be sarcastic are you high
The onion is sarcastic? I couldn't tell.
what is she standing in???
man these intro animations are basically Fox News today.
its 2024, i still hope steve sidwell is available for beer.
That intro lmao 😂
I do, all the time. But why should the internet be any different?
Chad Biden
*Wink. "Alright baby, why don't you call me when you get your head together."-Joe Biden
Yup, I'd love to see a satirical take on this from someone like CNN, I get all my news from the Onion, thanks for keeping it real guys!
that's so my evaluative point in my politics essay
I can't wait for this to be Biden this year lol.
one thing is "health care" and one thing is "health insurance" / "coverage"... care is great, insurance not so good..
phasistacated flashy axe, I'm turning on the mmmm hmmmm network right now!
SOON
Even to this day they didn't learn shit
Yes, that is exactly what I thought.
Biden, Biden never changes
1:47 scientists admit they still don't understand how mirrors work
The onion contains more truth than Fox.
Because those high taxes and strict regulations is what is keeping any competitors from arising.
Obama is awesome.
Shut up we know thats you Obama!
Dr.Fail wait do you think he's like... A bot or something
Wes P no he's Obama! it's so obvious dude
Dr.Fail my god... I see it now... How could I have been so BLIND!!!
Wes P i know! they turned you into a sheeple! rise my brother and denounce the Obama where ever it may be found!
This is fine wine now
With all due respect even if it is mandated health care its good
because we cant let people die if they're sick
and we can't just expect that people are resposible enough to have insurance
and btw the "evil Saudi Arabia" also has free healthcare and many others
Now if he did, whats the problem?
still more informative than cnn
Or fox... Or msnbc... One is not above the others
"their" Everyone I know and dental is separate coverage than medical.
Almost makes you cry out for more then 2 parties that might make it. Seriously the political system is rotten!
Especially when you're describing El Guapo
that's a big maybe
I wish this were real.
Why can't this be real news? WHY?
This is so true!!
Except that those "poor people's" bills ARE on the backs of everyone else who is with that insurance company. The difference between a government healthcare system supported by taxes, and a private one supported by insurance premiums to private companies, is that the government doesn't do it for profit and thus more of the money you would pay as your part of the health system would actually go to healthcare.
It may lower taxes, but there's a greater increase in the cost of insurance, which everyone would have to be required to buy or it wouldn't help at all.