Paimon's Chinese voice actor checks out the men's butts [Genshin Impact]
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2020
- the most important thing in genshin impact is zhongli's ass. remember to turn audio on (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
✦ voice actor's info!
⇢ name: 多多 (duoduo)
⇢ their bilibili channel: space.bilibili.com/11253297
i came across this video on bilibili and i just about DIED
i just subbed it for fun... my chinese isn't really that good, so if there's any corrections, just leave them in the comments!
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for anyone who's interested, zhongli's chinese voice actor reacted to paimon peeping at his butt! hahaha
i translated their exchange here: hinoe.tumblr.com/post/639271456883261440/follow-up-the-the-paimons-chinese-va-checking-out
lmao =))
Lol
1:16
"怎么-
还有人要举报我啊？“
"what's going on-
someone wants to report me?"
or
"why are there still people wanting to report me?"
I think the first one fits better with the context
2:57
“我们 偷 看一下有没有钟 - 钟离的屁股翘”
or possibly
"我们 都 看一下有没有钟 - 钟离的屁股翘”
"let's take a peek and see if they compare"
and
"let's take a look together and see if they compare"
respectively
I'm not sure about which one tho
3:03
"我直播先应该没什么关系吧？“
or
"我直播现在应该没什么关系吧？“
meaning
"It should be alright if I stream this first"
and
"there shouldn't be any problem with me streaming this"
I think the second one fits the context better
The part around 0:55 where you don't know what she said, she was talking about butt cracks
@@jywye_yt
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The sound of pure disappointment when she realized that Childe has no cake.
AHAHAH IKRRR!!
He has cake I swear.... its just an illusion mihoyo is lying 😰
Pancakes are also valid
@@anintelligenttalkingcowtha131 lmao underrated
LMFAAOFA STOPP
It's funnier when you realize that Zhongli has the option to change his appearance. He chose to have that booty.
Still waiting for fem big booty Zhongli skin
Bara Zhongli or riot
and don't forget Zhongli likes mature women
@@baldbadger7644 no no no no no Morax likes BEING a mature woman
@@starmoral5456 Zhongli bit with big pecs so we can actually have a playable character we can call thicc without people actually looking at them (cough Childe/Kaeya) and realizing they're actually Sticc
Paimons VA: let’s stop looking-
Her 1 second later: _i want to see kaeya’s_
Lmao
I mean..
Loving your user name though
PLIS I WAS DYING AT THE PART WHEN
"no im not that kind of person yall-"
"lets see monas but-" ABSHABHSHA
@@kikiyo9346 LMAO RIGHT
Zhongli: “I am Rex Lapis the god of C-“
Paimon: “Contracts?”
Zhongli: “C-ake.”
Mm
(CvC)
**wheeze**
*Squish*
C cup
Everyone: S tier
Zhongli: aSS tier
Update: after the buff for both Geo elemental resonance and the big Zhong, no tier can contain our Lord.
OMG good one 😂😂
Omg I’m crying
Well played my friend
Mona as well, broke ASS duo
Guess we know why mihoyo nerf him
His aSS is too broken
Paimon no stop wait
Seeing how Paimon is the Kaine of Genshin
They picked the right va
Paimon will slap his dumptruck
NANDAYO
bro?
@@Dante45p I read Kainé and got extremely confused (listening to Nier music)
Zhongli's coat is long for a reason huh... has to hide the cake
He got a nice body, even if he covers himself with layers of clothing, people still have werid ideas 😳
He’s the whole bakery
@@Mik0N0Mik0 🤣rotflmao-
He doesn't want anyone to eat it... yet
@@glddiggers7176 me 🛐🛐🛐
"Aiyah, Childe's too skinny."
Mood. The disappointment whenever I use him.
The cold snezhnayan mountains gave the fatui HUGE ASSETS and left nothing for childe
@@lightdarkequivalent7143 guess he really froze his ass off
Yup, agree. Dev should buff his asset up
The amount of mora you have is inversely proportional to how thicc you are. Thats why Zhongli and Mona are e x t r a t h i c c.
@@padoraye the law of equivalent exchange
ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT SHE HAS EVERY CHARACTER
I think she’s missing qiqi
She's spent money from her check on the game, that's why.
Caz she spent a lot of money on this game just like most of the steamers did
It's not really surprising tbh.
qiqis not there
1:16 She said: Someone in my chat is going to report me (for lewd behavior).
I think it’s closer to “ not like there’s anybody who is gonna report me.
@@bloodynoses9693 She did said 怎麼還有人要舉報我
meaning: what?! Someone wanna report me??
@@user-hg3bv1uv6e hmmm I speak Chinese but I find it hard to put the meaning into English sometimes because words that should be used don’t exist in the English dictionary
@北斗 I heard her swear lol (他ma）
@@user-hg3bv1uv6e I heard her swear lol (他ma）
Damn they give Zhongli a long cape to hide the good stuff for no reason :/
Atleast they did made his coat have a smol cut in the middle to let us hab a peak
When they add costumes everyone is gonna storm to the costume showing off the most though
@@Hemmied someone made a ds with a back window for Zhongli.
@@strawberrymilkdarling7279 WHERE
@@cylestyy ohh, Twitter. I don't remember the artist
In cutscenes, the one about stormterror, kaeya GOT ass, but Mihoyo robbed us and the playable one...
@TheRain #buffkaeyasbutt ✊ I'm here for it
He got cakes
“Raiden, show me who did it! She kinda bad though... is that Frost?”
@@koifish528
"You've actually got power to go against the dragon"
oh god its ultimate snake all over again
#buffkaeyasbutt
Lol ngl I only noticed when I was gliding around and I saw his coat flap around. Got so shocked had to call my sister in and be like look at this man
😂😂😂😂😂 you called your sister to admire his cake🥺
@@bloodynoses9693 lol I couldn't keep the cake to myself
Lol If I did that my sis would slap me Real Hard (btw were both girls and we both have zhongli)
Luckily my sis said to me about his Butt xD
In my case I'm the sister and my older brother was the one who called me over to look at this man's cake
I literally never noticed until one of my friends pointed it out, and I used Zhongli a lot so idk how I never did 😂
THE FACT THAT SHE KEPT ON COMING BACK TO ZHONGLI JUST TO COMPARE HIS CAKE TO THE OTHERS IS SENDING ME
sending you where
@@endray46 to celestia
No all the way back to where traveler came from😊
😭
Zhongli got that jumpy dumpty
This whole video screams bisexual frustration
indeed
Hell ya
Genshin Impact is Bi Culture™
Indeed
yup yup
So lessoned learned, zhongli and jean are the thiccest ones in the game-
Keqing actually has the thiccest out of the girls...trust me i studied them carefully 🤣
@@MisterPudd I don’t know wether I should be proud or concerned for you
Jean is the most beautiful out of all the ladies, by far and i agree :3
@@simonshura9144 beauty is subjective but Moana has the bigger cake
@@skinnylegend1542 M-Moana?
They robbed us of the Kaeya cake when he had so much potential with those tight pants of his
Yes. Yes they really did.
At least his hips are the best
@@ukiki65 I agree, juicy curves 😩👌
@@ukiki65 dio has taste
birthing hips they say
That's why so many people fell to death...
I'm guilty of this
uh oh
Lmao 😂
The fact this happened so many times to me-
Thats... one of the reasons, I guess....
rock bottom got a whole new meaning
your brain is massive
oh my god-
So this is what it’s like when humans use 100% of their brains...
BAHHAHAHHA
what kind of brain do you have
Her: _proceeds to check Zhongli's cake_
The chat: _spamming question marks _*_intensifies_*
69 likes lol
The chat: *question marks go BRRRRRRRRR*
Dilluc has cake
ZHONGLI OWN BAKERY
Zhong li VA : “i feel a disturbance in the force”
LMAO ALL THE "????" IN THE CHAT 💀
THE SLURPY NOISES SHE MADE AT THE END
*Y E S*
Paimon is extra thirsty.
This one sure is
She needs Kaeya’s special drink (idk what it’s called the yellow one)
@@Lanhua.v isn't it white ?
@@Lanhua.v death in the afternoon? This is the only one i heard kaeya mentioned
So that's what she's been doing while traveler's fighting the battles
Even Jean's Japanese VA (Chiwa Saito) noted that, "When you run with Jean, please tilt your camera angle a little bit because she got a really beautiful butt." 😭
I have Jean and I can attest to that fact. The Gunnhildr booty is immaculate. UwU
As someone who somewhat knows mandarin, I swear, all I get from her saying is, “*insert character’s name*’s butt!”
As also someone who knows a bit of mandarin, but forgot mostly everything, I can confirm this.
@@Swangmich oh hey we are the same! Also yeah, I can also confirm this.
@@Swangmich except that I’m actually Chinese, just forgot 90% of it.
@@shiikae7787 lmao same, also Chinese.
？？？
I feel like I'm watching "kiss him not me", the vibe it that same
SNSH I FEEL IT TOO
WTF NO WONDER IT FEELS SO FAMILIAR
OMGGG NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT
@@manareikitsu4398 LMAO FR WTH ITS LIKE I KNOW SOMEONE LIKE HER IRL
You know you did a good job when the VA use their earn money and goes back to the company.
Genshin Team: Blurs the characters so you can't stare at their butts.
Paimon's VA: *Finds perfect Angle*
Genshin Team: Hey! NOO! You're not supposed to do that!!!
mona and rosaria : well..
paimon is a zhongli fangirl confirmed
Can you blame her 🤤 geo daddy ftw
Geo mommy too, as a straight girl Ning can step on me
Paimon dropping the traveler for Zhongli: “I don’t wanna play with you anymore”
Women of culture
Weebs: we approve
council of weeb approve
@《鱼Sharkbait鱼》 this is fetishizing...
@《鱼Sharkbait鱼》 mmm yes because a girl who happens to be asian and is a gamer who loves anime is automatically a weebs perfect girlfriend. I WOULDNT trust any of y’all near a woman bye
@《鱼Sharkbait鱼》 “irl waifu” just let the girls live. God damn
@《鱼Sharkbait鱼》 you can say you know I’m right and go
2:57 she says "我感觉都没zhongli的qiao(big)"=i don't think their's is bigger than zhongli's
3:03 she says "直播间应该设么关系吧“=I probably won't need to censor it in the stream. (bilibili has a very strict cencor policy and she was afriad that Mona was going to violate it)
Hope it helps!
thank you!
Mona do got that massive cake tho so I guess it makes sense lol
Thanks
I think what she actually meant was "i don't mind my stream to be banned" haha
No 翘 doesn't mean big at all, it means perky/shapely. It is usually associated with big asses but it doesn't mean big.
This whole video is a bisexual panic and honestly, can relate.
I KNOW RIGHT ITS LITERALLY ME
Her : no butt UnU
Childe : and i took that personally
This is probably what Paimon does whenever she disappears
The noises she made looking at JEAN lmffao
I love how she keeps switching back and forth to zhongli 😂
"why his butt is so thicc?"
zhongli : ohh... i forgot to change the setting from the last form
the fact that zhongli has to wear a coat cuz he knows how powerful he would be with his cake exposed and might crash the whole game 😩😩🛐🛐🛐🛐
Now I'm mad I didn't get Zhongli.
his banner might be back soon..
@@llooll9221 more like one year at best
Hope that you get him in his rerun someday
Haha... I joined the game 1 week after his banner ended and now im earning for him hard as I can
His banner is back if you didnt know
"Kaeya is flat"
Oikawa: Welcome to the club
LMAO.
Making the brown character flat is like making the sky green
No stop 😭😭
Paimon's favorite food isn't sticky honey roast anymore...
As a Kaeya main I’m always saddened by his flatness
That's why Genshin is so popular...
half the time people be "climbing".
...not that I'm any different tho
Well a gacha by design its driven more by "i like the character" rather than character stats or combat
I think its probably healthier for people to treat it like that than stat minmax
@@Dante45p Agreed.
Being with my favourite characters is most of the fun for me, too
@@OmegaTaishu its probably why people don't like Diluc much now
Yeah he's a good dps but that's like about it
He's pretty but typical
Like its why I'm super hype for baal since she's an oni Yamato Nadeshiko with vergil's moveset
(If she's base on Raiden Mei like how Venti is Wendy and Zhongli is Fu Hua)
@@Dante45p Nice~
I'm pretty satisfied with the chars I have atm, mainly Noelle and Sucrose, but new chars are always welcome. :3
LMAO the way she would always switch back to zhongli just to gawk 💀💀
When the emergency food is hungry.
I'll be in the middle of playing and looking up (to see how much longer I have to climb, to look at things on higher ground, just looking around, etc.) and I'll think, "Oh, I should probably stop doing this since it looks like I'm looking at their bottom's." as though the characters knew and would be offended at me or something.
i feel you
I do that too, I just apologise to the screen.
Zhongli
After 6,000 years of squats:
So that's why he's so weak. All of his power went to his cake
not anymore.he has now been blessed with both cake and big pp damage
Childe has flatbread
Diluc has buns
Kaeya has cake
ZHONGLI HAS THE WHOLE BAKERY
Bilibili: "Is ThIs FoR ReAL?"
Zhong Li: "This is order."
We got ourselves a woman of culture, here.
The fact I understand what she’s saying makes this 20x funnier
Same
Thanks for the content! Despite saying that your chinese isn't that good, I'm really impressed by how much you know about the weird slang of us. You seems to not able to translate some of them, so, a wandering Chinese is here to help you.
0:53 She's saying "I see deluc's ass crack"
1:16 She's saying "What, you guys are going to report me?"(for being lewd)
2:58 "I think none of them will have as thicc a butt as Zhongli"
3:04 She's saying "I hope nothing will happen to my stream" she is just concerning about whether her stream will get censored.
3:44 She's actutally saying something like "I should not endanger my stream like this" (I'm phrasing this one very differently from what she said originally, her original sentence here means "I should cherish my stream" which sounds weird without context), which is again, concerning about getting censored.
I'm Chinese and i can tell you her voice is really cute, i know foreigners often can't accept our high pitch voice compare to Japanese which has a smoother voice, but if we don't put too strong of a high pitch voice it turns out to sounds a lot cuter
actually I think it’s the opposite lol, personally I find the whole high-pitched-kawaii Japanese voice to be kind of annoying but when done in a Chinese voice it’s suddenly cute. I’m really not sure why that’s the case
@@pumkinpatchwork im the same
@@pumkinpatchwork I'm the same, I think because Japanese is a very nasal language so when you have extremely nasal + extremely high pitched it gets very aggravating to the ears and too brassy sounding lol
@@RoxasLov3r4Ev3r that makes a lot of sense! it could also be due to some Japanese voice actors purposefully pushing their voices extremely high (whereas Chinese VAs don’t exaggerate nearly as much I don’t think) bc I’ve certainly heard many Japanese voices that were in the higher range that I really liked
好像是日语的发音比较高吧，毕竟那里的人都向往一个可爱的形象，发音都是高高的。¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 普通话就还好吧
I come back to watch this at least 5 times a day
*Sees Zhongli’s cake*
DAYUM BOI~ He’s THICC!!!!!
she keeps saying "lets stop" BUT SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK AT OTHERS AHAHAH 😵
Ok but her freaking out about Zhongli AND Jean is such a mood 🤣🤣😂😂
I regret not doing this during Zhongli's trial run
The way she keeps going back to Zhongli to look again lmao
Thank you for the translations.
3:47
“珍惜一下直播间” (zhen xi yi xia zhi bo jian). The literal translation is "Cherish my livestream." She probably meant "We better stop looking at Zhongli's butt or my stream could get in trouble".
WH- SHE HAS LIKE EVERY CHARACTER THO- ✋😩
Not weird many people do. I was f2p and had every 4* and every 5* except Diluc Venti klee tartaglia zhongli and albedo
Until I spent money and got klee tartaglia zhongli and albedo....
Paimon's chinese voice actress is a woman of class
why is zhongli's so clenched LOL
Muscle man!!!!!!!!! Clench
She actually drooled. Mah emergency food can't be this cultured :v
See this Mihoyo? even your partners want the censored angle to be removed.
It's time for ASS FACTS! Kaeya's cheek size is on par with Zhongli, and almost THREE times as many polygons. The reason that he looks so damn flat is because his texture has just about zero painted shadows on his cheeks. By contrast, Diluc is almost COMPLETELY flat, but he's got some shading, so he looks thiccer than he is. Childe isn't as flat, but he's got less shading than Kaeya, and fewer polys too. So the ass flatness scale goes Childe > Diluc > Kaeya > Zhongli
Assossologists like you are valuable members of society.
Damn Zhongli is looking fine 😳
Zhongli lookin like a snack right now damn.
zhongli's getting buffed, so pog
I can never see Zhongli the same ever again...
I was on board with her until she called Kaeya's butt flat 😭 the disrespect
Childe might not have cake but he has ball physics 😤😳
Paimon: "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny..."
At least they gave to my snezhnayan boi ball physics 🤓
literally the entire fandom
You can actually see Zhongli better while flying down.
Well that’s one reason to roll for Zhongli
1:15 I think she's like "oh my god is someone going to report me?" buuuuuut I can't be 100% on that
yea i think that's right hahahaha
@sleep? what's that i'm also a chinese speaker! but despite being multilingual i'm still not very good at listening when someone is talking too fast regardless of what language it's in lol
@sleep? what's that hm really? I thought it was closer to like there’s anybody who would report me.
So that's why Zhongli has such a long coat
Zhongli uses the coat to hide his cake
Paimon: "Now this is some emergency food!"
Poor kaeya the man’s too skinny
This is why they tell you not to skip leg day. Zhongli be working them glutes.
"Wouldn't gliding be faster?"
-venti
Zhongli's milkshake brings all the Nings to the yard.
THE WAY SHE KEPT LOOKING AT ZHONGLIS ASS IS SO FUNNY
no one :
paimon's Chinese voice actor :
"OH GREAT HEAVENS-"
poor Childe
Everytime I play with Kaeya I try to look away from his butt. It's very... difficult...
Thats why we ship childe and zhongli 😌
Chili*😌
This… is what one of the paimons does in their free time? *I-*
1:16
Here she’s saying: someone wants to report me
Zhongli's butt was in a strange shape, looking like he was not wearing pants (Even if he was wearing black stockings, the butt crack won't be so apparent). So I guess when the God of Geo was shaping a mortal body for himself, he didn't bother to think about the structure of his pants, so he directly painted his ass black
NAHHH BFFR😂
“Her screaming at Zhongli butt”
Me : Wut? I can’t see *Turn off Night shift mod and turn up the light a little* Aaaaaaaaaaaaa holy
she will be shocked to see wriothesley bro🙏🙏
paimon dont mistake their butts for emergency food