Lyrics - When You're Evil - Song by Aurelio Voltaire - - - - - - When the devil is too busy - And death's a bit too much - They call on me by name, you see - For my special touch - To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune - To the ladies I'm Sir Prize - But call me by any name - Any way it's all the same - I'm the fly in your soup - I'm the pebble in your shoe - I'm the pea beneath your bed - I'm a bump on every head - I'm the peel on which you slip - I'm a pin in every hip - I'm the thorn in your side - Makes you wriggle and writhe - And it's so easy when you're evil - This is the life, you see - The devil tips his hat to me - I do it all because I'm evil - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - While there's children to make sad - While there's candy to be had - While there's pockets left to pick - While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there - I'll be waiting 'round the corner - It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it - 'Cause there's one born every minute - And it's so easy when you're evil - This is the life, you see - The devil tips his hat to me - I do it all because I'm evil - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - I pledge my allegiance to all things dark - And I promise on my damned soul - To do as I am told - Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me - Not only does his job, but does it happily - I'm the fear that keeps you awake - I'm the shadows on the wall - I'm the monsters they become - I'm the nightmare in your skull - I'm a dagger in your back - An extra turn upon the rack - I'm the quivering of your heart - A stabbing pain, a sudden start - And it's so easy when you're evil - This is the life, you see - The devil tips his hat to me - I do it all because I'm evil - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - It gets so lonely being evil - What I'd do to see a smile - Even for a little while - And no one loves you when you're evil - I'm lying though my teeth - Your tears are all the company I need - - - - - - Songwriters: Aurelio Voltaire
+DiamondHeart There are some videos of the whole band live with this song. But it is more fun to see the choir. Especially seeing the Russians in it. They're always so unpredictable and nowhere near as shy as American fans.
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Wish I could have been there, this looks like so much fun! He's AMAZING!!
This is brilliant! The "shut the fuck up" part is amazing! :D
Would be a dream come true meeting Voltaire :D
He's beyond hilarious! I want to see him live myself, must be a real riot!
That's got to be the best catwoman cosplay I've ever seen.
Omgoodness where has this man been all my life!!! I LOVE him, I LOVE him!
Voltaire SUPER NICE GUY and chill!!!! AWESOME THANKS for the post! 😁😎✌👍🤘💖💣💥
That igor need a sequel
Lyrics - When You're Evil - Song by Aurelio Voltaire - - - - - - When the devil is too busy - And death's a bit too much - They call on me by name, you see - For my special touch - To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune - To the ladies I'm Sir Prize - But call me by any name - Any way it's all the same - I'm the fly in your soup - I'm the pebble in your shoe - I'm the pea beneath your bed - I'm a bump on every head - I'm the peel on which you slip - I'm a pin in every hip - I'm the thorn in your side - Makes you wriggle and writhe - And it's so easy when you're evil - This is the life, you see - The devil tips his hat to me - I do it all because I'm evil - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - While there's children to make sad - While there's candy to be had - While there's pockets left to pick - While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there - I'll be waiting 'round the corner - It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it - 'Cause there's one born every minute - And it's so easy when you're evil - This is the life, you see - The devil tips his hat to me - I do it all because I'm evil - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - I pledge my allegiance to all things dark - And I promise on my damned soul - To do as I am told - Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me - Not only does his job, but does it happily - I'm the fear that keeps you awake - I'm the shadows on the wall - I'm the monsters they become - I'm the nightmare in your skull - I'm a dagger in your back - An extra turn upon the rack - I'm the quivering of your heart - A stabbing pain, a sudden start - And it's so easy when you're evil - This is the life, you see - The devil tips his hat to me - I do it all because I'm evil - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - And I do it all for free - Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need - It gets so lonely being evil - What I'd do to see a smile - Even for a little while - And no one loves you when you're evil - I'm lying though my teeth - Your tears are all the company I need - - - - - - Songwriters: Aurelio Voltaire
Jesus christ this looks like such a fun fucking show
9:21 LMAO
I love.Igor
cool
Is this russian or American?
Can't he sing alone?! -.- One time only one fucking time!!!
+DiamondHeart
There are some videos of the whole band live with this song. But it is more fun to see the choir. Especially seeing the Russians in it. They're always so unpredictable and nowhere near as shy as American fans.