PRC Mongolia: that was a good game, but i Gotta go, shall we see tomorrow? USSR: of course! Bye! Last online: 1991 Republic of Mongolia: Why did you leave me
i guess its time to put him behind like the rest of them: German empire last online 101 years ago Austria-Hungary last online 101 years ago Russian empire last online 99 years ago f@shist Italy last online 76 years ago n@z! Germany last online 76 ago
Don't worry Putin will bring back the Soviet Union. I hope he win and can defeat evil west. I'm tired of America destroying Middle East and no one mad at them! Russia need to show the world that US is not the only Superpower! Putin will bring back the glory days of the Soviet Union. Everyone mad at Putin for invading Ukraine, but no one mad at America when they invade Iran, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, etc. Western double standard! Glory to Russia and the Soviet Union🇷🇺
@PoxDdit our nation didn't support soviets. Only Kazakh-soviet government supported USSR. That's why not the nation but government decided to not leave USSR.
@@vimpelis not only. They did some nuclear tests in the places that located near cities. You can look for the project called Semipalatinsk-Nevada. Kazakh nation went against this tests that affect to Semipalatinsk a lot.
@@friendssandwich6449 But then again, Bikini Atoll and Nevada tests were pretty close to cities, but the area of effect was probably closer than the ones I mentioned above.
@Zafar Khan Every state in the USSR hated it. The Baltics, the Central Asians, the Caucasians, the Eastern Slavs, All of them. It is clear from the past, there was a huge civil war when the Bolsheviks rose up and all those states were allied against them. (If you look it up, even the Baltic states and the Polish, who hate the Russians, were fighting side by side against the Soviet troops. White Russia contributed way too much to secure Estonia's independence in 1920)
Ghost Lenin: atleast our history will be remembered as glorious legend country to ever exist 30 years later: a video about Lenin singing Baka Mitai while Soviet Union is collapsing Ghost Lenin: *BAKA* *MITAI* ಥ_ಥ
No, he had friends from other countries that were in the USSR, and his independence was especially warmly welcomed by such countries as the USA, Turkey, Russia.
Kazakhstan is like you in an online game, to which your friends invited you in, when all your friends go sleep and you become the leader of the party just before you leave it too
Russia left the chat lithuania left the chat ukraine left the chat *everyone has left the chat* kazakhstan:Wow im alone in the chat (wow 300 likes pls like my comment)
I bet Stalin and Lenin are happy with how there great nation lives in the memory of nations. Just as the anthem said. R.I.P. U.S.S.R. you inspired many minds, and countless lives.
You are absolutly right comrade!! The USSR was doomed the moment stalin assumed power. If only Trotsky succeeded lenin then things would have been different today. The human race would have been united and we'd all be singing the Internationale.
*Kazakhstan is that kid when all other students left and after that the students left teacher left and then Kazakh was depressed alone so they left and meeting closed*
I don't give a damn about the many-pood bronzes, I don't give a damn about the marble slime. Let us be considered as glory - after all, we are our own people - let socialism, built in battles, be our common monument! V.Mayakosky
Russia: rules the kingdom on the kings throne since the start until 1991 Kazakhstan: sits on it after Russia left at the last minute before the castle turns into a museum
*Kazakhstan is that kid that stays in the Zoom Meeting after the teacher leaves.*
Zeitgeist_Gaming lmao
Actually they AFK
Lmao so accurate
@@keremtheturk9199 sa
Yo that’s me
Kazakhstan when it's the only country left in the USSR: *I guess I'm in charge now*
Dude...... Uncool
@@ramdhanitari3055 lol
@@ramdhanitari3055 What?
@Ribbo Why did he say uncool tho
I watch oversimplified
Dude stop stealing..
14 Soviet states: *Left the group*
Kazakh SSR: *You are now the host*
Lol
That describes it perfectly
Imagine becoming the host because you are the only one left
*Kazakhssr
Hahahha lol in a nutshell
Kazakhstan is the literal definition of “Well guess I’m in charge now.”
They 5 days later: Guess i die
Roger roger
Stolennn
@@cornexvsr8445 its our comment, what'd you expect?
kazakhstan *gets the nukes* other countries: chuckles, Im in danger
Guys I was AFK what happened!?
-Kazakhstan, 1991
20 years and I am still ashamed of being born
Nothing
Only USSR collapse
Guys?....
Tranistria i want ipendent and become ussr again
*we lost*
get you a girl as loyal as kazakhstan
Lmao I love this comment
You can do anything you want to her:)
Привет из Казахстана)
Kazakhstan is that one dude who stays in the Discord chat group while everyone leaves it.
@@Writer_Treee wtf
"See you tomorrow"
"ok"
U.S.S.R.: last online, 1991
PRC Mongolia: that was a good game, but i Gotta go, shall we see tomorrow?
USSR: of course! Bye!
Last online: 1991
Republic of Mongolia: Why did you leave me
Soviets are still roaming the internet using his alt khazakhstan
i guess its time to put him behind like the rest of them: German empire last online 101 years ago Austria-Hungary last online 101 years ago Russian empire last online 99 years ago f@shist Italy last online 76 years ago n@z! Germany last online 76 ago
Good Comment
Don't worry Putin will bring back the Soviet Union. I hope he win and can defeat evil west. I'm tired of America destroying Middle East and no one mad at them! Russia need to show the world that US is not the only Superpower! Putin will bring back the glory days of the Soviet Union. Everyone mad at Putin for invading Ukraine, but no one mad at America when they invade Iran, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, etc. Western double standard! Glory to Russia and the Soviet Union🇷🇺
Kazakhtan remain loyal tho
Very nice
@@cristianiiv6418 great success
they didn't realy care
They actually became a new soviet union for 5 days lmao
Borat crys
Kazakhstan didn't want to leave😂 even when russia lift Kazakhstan didn't 😂
@PoxDdit they dropped bombs in the desert where nobody lives lol, why would kazakhstan hate the soviets
@PoxDdit our nation didn't support soviets. Only Kazakh-soviet government supported USSR. That's why not the nation but government decided to not leave USSR.
@@vimpelis not only. They did some nuclear tests in the places that located near cities. You can look for the project called Semipalatinsk-Nevada. Kazakh nation went against this tests that affect to Semipalatinsk a lot.
@@friendssandwich6449 But then again, Bikini Atoll and Nevada tests were pretty close to cities, but the area of effect was probably closer than the ones I mentioned above.
@Zafar Khan Every state in the USSR hated it. The Baltics, the Central Asians, the Caucasians, the Eastern Slavs, All of them.
It is clear from the past, there was a huge civil war when the Bolsheviks rose up and all those states were allied against them. (If you look it up, even the Baltic states and the Polish, who hate the Russians, were fighting side by side against the Soviet troops. White Russia contributed way too much to secure Estonia's independence in 1920)
Kazakhtan: those four days were the best of my life.
*Bruh, please read about history of Kazakhstan. Russian Communist killed many Kazakh peoples*
@@ПатриотАрстотцки seriously? It's a joke we know that already
@@svetlanalex9621 *very funny, Kotakbas*
@@ПатриотАрстотцки ITS A JOKE
@Green Tick *Basti katirma,topas. Shoshkani zheitin shoshka))))*
Kazakhstan is that one kid that fell asleep in online class and is the only one left in the meet 30 minutes after class
truth
Hey thats me
Palpatine: I am the senate.
Kazakhstan: I am the union.
you know a lot
"It's treason then" - U.S.
Kazakstan be like:
"Look at me. I'm the USSR now."
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows down?"
For 5 days lol
@@sauliusvitkauskas8741 6
@@sakanig wasn't it 4?
@@ObitoUchiha-li4dx it was 4 lol
Ghost Lenin: atleast our history will be remembered as glorious legend country to ever exist
30 years later: a video about Lenin singing Baka Mitai while Soviet Union is collapsing
Ghost Lenin: *BAKA* *MITAI* ಥ_ಥ
90 years later: haha, economy is ducked, let's go fascism
Did you know that Baja Mitai actually translates along the lines of “I’m an id*ot.” So Lenin is calling himself that 😂
You mean 70 years later?
@@selvamantony5711 actually it mean "like an idiot"
@@Silly_Winston yeah, pretty much the same
Noooooooooo.......
Rip
@@joeldeleon6092 Let's reunite USSR again!!
@@vladimirilyichulyanovlenin747 bet
@@vladimirilyichulyanovlenin747 Lets bring it back urrraaaaaa!!!
@@vladimirilyichulyanovlenin747 dont unite the soviet union
did the soviet *RE*union
Fun fact: Kazachstan makes USSR last exactly 69 years
🤓👆erm actually the ussr was formed in december 30 1922, while ussr dissolved in december 26, 1991 🤓
Kazakhstan be like: what did I miss?
Oh nothing, just collapse of the entire empire
Poor Kazakhstan because he had no more friends
No, he had friends from other countries that were in the USSR, and his independence was especially warmly welcomed by such countries as the USA, Turkey, Russia.
Lenin woke from the dead to sing this.
No! He lived in heart Soviet citizens... but after he died
for ever :(
@@minebaefu_danieru based
@@vladimirlenin3562 I think
Вот вам смешно,а казахстан 4 дня был ядерной сверхдержавой...
Translation: It's funny for you, but Kazakhstan was a nuclear superpower for 4 days ...
@@BobJoe_ thank you comrade
I like your funny words magic man
украина кста тоже
@@BobJoe_ you smart
Girls crying: after titanic.
A real man crying:
Kazakhstan: I will establish the Soviets.
This gonna get a million views
yeah
I wish
@@mgsaviation9292 you were fish in my dish
it got 8k views :I
It didn't tho lol
"Let's split up gang"
-Fred 1991
Kazakh SSR: Sorry was AFK did anything important happen? Oh ya all split up? Ok imma go back to being kazakhstan
Kazakhstan is like you in an online game, to which your friends invited you in, when all your friends go sleep and you become the leader of the party just before you leave it too
Russia left the chat
lithuania left the chat
ukraine left the chat
*everyone has left the chat*
kazakhstan:Wow im alone in the chat
(wow 300 likes pls like my comment)
Chechnya:what about me?
@@qixey2961 true :)
Now you are an admin
@@ergazin9422 right
@@qixey2961 dude but chechnya was annexed by russia again
Life is temporary, but *Kazakhstanian USSR is eternal*
you laugh, and Kazakhstan was one time a superpower.
I find it weird and hilarious that Russia had to declare independence from the Soviet Union which only consisted of Kazakhstan
@BokiXtreme no, that's bullshit
0:40 literally the whole Soviet Union (USSR): aight imma head out
Did you see that small Soviet Union down there? That's Kazakhstan.
@@fourteenhundred13 yup I noticed, but what I said was basically what happened
4 days Kazakhstan became the USSR.
@@fourteenhundred13 so the USSR existed for 69 years?
@@PierreEfraimFajardoYTBSW noice
Lenins final verse left me heartbroken...
:(
Stay strong king, it will return, someday
ONE DAY ONE DAY SOVIET UNION WILL COME BACK
English Lenin?) Go Revolution?
Lenin recpect kazikstan he don't wana leave you :(
The truth hurts lenin 😔✌️
Kazakhstan also sang this song when they were only ones left in the Union.
This is what real men cry to.
Bruh
The moment I saw Gorbachev I knew it was the beginning of the end. Sorry, Lenin.
@@coasterhockygamingboy9549 Get a joke
0:41 top 10 saddest moments in anime
Video: Lenin
Everyone in the comment section: Kazakhstan
It’s enough to make a grown man cry, and that’s okay
Damn you America…
But didn't they want to rule the world 🤨
@@notjx113 like every big mighty country on earth throughout history?
@@notjx113 its an other thing to conquer the world and a different beast to rule it, even if germany won the war they would have collapsed
@@eastbow6053 yeah I completely understand you now, I was dumb back then
Ukraine in 1980s : let's party
Ukraine in 2022 : pappa Russia is coming with the Vodka!
Rip. You will be missed... Until you return again
Uh you want ot see world burn right?
Nah fuck the USSR let the independent nations and ethnicities rule themselves
@@christianmorales8978 actually u never know what gonna happen in future
@@sukanachuj1983 yeah but it doesnt mean it'll be good.
@@Phormi0n fuck yeeaaaaa xDDD
Girl: "i can't believe he didn't cry during titanic"
Men:
Why does the girls cry at Titanic? They force the boys to cry at the movie 'Titanic'?
@@fourteenhundred13 the movie is shit anyways so why even watch it
Not to me
@@theevilnogard LMFAO
@@bergmanemanueleric2008 I know dude.
I aspire to be as loyal as Kazakhstan. 😭👏👏
:(
:(
:(
:)
@@Keyt.. shut
USSR: *collapses
Lenin: "I've been a fool"
I bet Stalin and Lenin are happy with how there great nation lives in the memory of nations. Just as the anthem said.
R.I.P. U.S.S.R. you inspired many minds, and countless lives.
Kazahkstan: **bad internet**
Also Kazahkstan: **disconnects**
USSR: dissapear
Russia: laugh
America: evil laugh
USA: Finally, i'm the superpower now!
Russia: leaves the ussr
Every other soviet state: *wait, this whole operation was your idea.*
Russias WiFi disconnected, Kazakhstan is now the host.
Soviet host: Its almost 69 years... oh my. I am afraid we have to leave forever.
Everyone: DAME DANE
Kazakhstan: I dont want to leave!
There are two categories of people who watch this video: those who cry, and those who lie
Exactly
And those who are happy 😃. Long live Lithuania!
0:31 Putin: だめだね だめよ だめなのよ あんたが 好きで好きすぎて
USSR: “I’ll see you guys later in the matchmaking lobby!”
*last online 30 years ago*
Trotsky in his unmarked grave: "If I was in power, this would've never happened."
You are absolutly right comrade!! The USSR was doomed the moment stalin assumed power. If only Trotsky succeeded lenin then things would have been different today. The human race would have been united and we'd all be singing the Internationale.
The Soviet onion will never get independent guys don’t worry.
Onion ?
BRUH
Soviet Onion vs United Steaks of America
Turkey vs Grease
@@BazookaLuca LMAOOOOO
Cakestan or United Beef
Noice
Kazakhstan: I AM THE SOVI- never mind.
why does this song fit so much with history
Kazakhstan:I Love USSR
WE
@@vittogamer2008 *OUR*
I am kazakh, and I really love USSR :)
@Bum i named my account with fake name
@Bum its fine, and ye let's go turan union!! :3
Top ten saddest anime deaths:
Top best things that ever happened.
@@5Penkets Argueble
@@sjalkzjziskzkzo how is it arguable ?
@@5Penkets World was balanced, at least
@germen america What ?
Lenin when he founded the Soviet Union but Stalin gets all the credit:
@@eqquip6812 because all communist country use lenin ideology
@@eqquip6812 Lenin Communism ideas were better though
Entire colony: OMG why the hell are you crying so hard?
Me at 3am watching this video:
That's the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen
Kazakastan NOOOO WHY YOU COULD OF STAYED.
Yup
@@vladmirlenin3445 ok
@@vladmirlenin3445 same and Hi
Hi...
@Silly Moustache Man you got ur ass kicked
This song truly epic when lenin sing it
sonic 1 released in june 23 1991
*sonic is communism*
Oh god
@@slayride136 literally
*Kazakhstan is that kid when all other students left and after that the students left teacher left and then Kazakh was depressed alone so they left and meeting closed*
Damn this is amazing
Gorbachev should move to Kazakhstan and ruled there
1:13
Top 10 saddest anime deaths
Kazakhstan when it's the only country left in the USSR: what happened to everyone else?
This is the day our great empire fell.
RIP USSR 1922-1991
Gorbachev : I want McDonalds and Democracy
all 15 USSR states : peace
Man, i'm remember when there was only 8000 views
Stalin, Lenin : the pain
Me: let me join too
Казахстан - "Смотрите я Сверхдержава СССР"👑
USSR: *Every States Left*
Kazakhstan: What? what happened? I'm not Informed.
Everyone: Kazakhstan is so loyal
Kalingrad: am I a joke to you?
pause at 0:40
We don't see you, sorry
Kazakhstan was so busy exporting potassium, it forgot to leave the USSR google meet
Stalin and Lenin looking at what Gorbachev did : I did it for you, but you don't deserve it
Russia: **Respawn**
Kazahstan SSR: Time to transform into ussr.
I can only imagine Comrade Lenin’s actual reaction to the glorious Soviet Union collapsing.
congrats on 69 subscribers
thank you.
So NOICE
Kazakhstan has left the chat.
Kaliningrad: *bruh*
0:06 The Germany Empire ??
This is the flag of Georgia from 1991 to 2004
Literally, This Video Helped Me In Learning History. 😂
It was a pleasure comrades
Kazakhstan: I’m with you till the end of the line
レーニン「すべての国民が平等な、パラダイスみてぇな国をつくりてぇ」
He just uploaded a historical video.
Russia: *Leaves from Soviet Union*
Kazakhstan staying in Soviet union for 4 days: *"Wait, this whole operation was your idea."*
Kazakhstan is like the one player who is afk all the time while playing in squad
This... aged well...
Why am I crying... oh my... the tears 😢😢😢
Soviet Union: falls
The West: hooray we won!
China: hi
Get you a girlfriend or just a friend as loyal as Kazakhstan
1991 comes people around the world happy to reach 2000 : happy foreign noises
Russia in 1991 : Dame Da Ne!
I don't give a damn
about the many-pood bronzes,
I don't give a damn
about the marble slime.
Let us be considered as glory -
after all, we are our own
people -
let
socialism, built
in battles, be our common monument!
V.Mayakosky
That transaction to Russia seceding the Soviet union was clean
it got recommended to me.
Same here
USSR: Collapses
*You can now play as Kazakh SSR*
When you wanted your country to be happy but instead it left you:
Russia: rules the kingdom on the kings throne since the start until 1991
Kazakhstan: sits on it after Russia left at the last minute before the castle turns into a museum