I am not allowed to leave...Prison Architect: Going Green

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  3 года назад +280

    Well my friends, Prison Architect is FREE this weekend ONLY, and also included in Game Pass for PC: play.prisonarchitect.com/ambiguousamphibian
    Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this video - one of my old favorites, actually - you haven't seen the last of this from me :)

    • @daseanclifton397
      @daseanclifton397 3 года назад

      hi aa uwu

    • @saheilaanarzee5552
      @saheilaanarzee5552 3 года назад

      awhellyeah

    • @arrisan8283
      @arrisan8283 3 года назад

      Just because you neeed to kow that, im french and i find your tone of voice awesome, smooth, and perferct for telling stories.

    • @Greshgore
      @Greshgore 3 года назад

      Bssed on the commentary for this, and forgive me if you already have because I haven't perused your channel very much since I discovered it, you really need to play some Amazing Cultivation Simulator.

    • @MisterWonder
      @MisterWonder 3 года назад

      Getting Sponsored by the Big Boys now I see. Do you remember when you were only 30k subs?, a nobody, meager beginnings but lofty ambitions, a true inspiration to the common plight of the Small RUclipsr?
      I do..... Congregations to the success of the channel and hope to you achieving more success!

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 3 года назад +1074

    Imagine getting jumped by a dude with garden shears longer than he is tall, and all he says is “I will cultivate your soul”

    • @adamh1991
      @adamh1991 3 года назад +87

      Let me prune the sin from your mind.

    • @destroyerofnirn3537
      @destroyerofnirn3537 3 года назад +20

      sounds like something from outlast

    • @dataexpunged331
      @dataexpunged331 3 года назад +13

      I am the farmer who will prune you and throw you into the fire. Ok mine wasn’t good

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 года назад +6

      @@destroyerofnirn3537 clock tower

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 2 года назад +6

      When the Grim Reaper wants to mix it up a bit.

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 3 года назад +2472

    Monastery architect... why didn't we think of that?

    • @normalmoth6544
      @normalmoth6544 3 года назад +205

      you make great games paradox keep doing what you're doing

    • @ambiguousamphibian
      @ambiguousamphibian  3 года назад +637

      No steal :)

    • @zefflin1451
      @zefflin1451 3 года назад +50

      didn't you guys fuck up the AI in PA when you bought the game?

    • @VikyEcho
      @VikyEcho 3 года назад +3

      YES

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 года назад +21

      Where is my overly complex version of OpenTTD Paradox.

  • @silentpaw
    @silentpaw 3 года назад +331

    False Imprisonment as a crime means being restrained against your will by another private citizen. Like, if someone had a favorite RUclipsr and they kept them locked away in their room to make videos about video games all day and never let them out of the house.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +20

      Hey thanks man, didn't know I needed that. In Brazil it's called "carcere privado" ie private imprisonment, so I was thinking they got "falsely" convicted lol

    • @deathhimself1427
      @deathhimself1427 2 года назад +8

      That seems like an absurdly high number of people to have done that in that prison, lol

    • @PoptartParasol
      @PoptartParasol 2 года назад +1

      So people who kidnap others also are convicted of false imprisonment I assume?

    • @ok0_0
      @ok0_0 2 года назад +1

      @@PoptartParasol yes, sometimes

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 Год назад +1

      That's awfully specific. Hmm...

  • @sodapopinski8064
    @sodapopinski8064 3 года назад +274

    Whatever they paid you, they got their money's worth and then some.

    • @amadysseus
      @amadysseus 3 года назад +2

      Sorry, but what does "and then some" mean?

    • @sodapopinski8064
      @sodapopinski8064 3 года назад +13

      @@amadysseus so if they paid him $1000 they might have gotten $1500 worth of value out of it. Basically saying he did such a good job they'd feel like they got a great deal in what they paid.

  • @szymonwodarczyk4664
    @szymonwodarczyk4664 3 года назад +207

    Was that a motherferkin Killianexperience reference?

  • @avionprime8757
    @avionprime8757 3 года назад +61

    "We'll grow a beard and shave it off" off all the things you said that one broke me

  • @boiledbone3966
    @boiledbone3966 3 года назад +78

    9:57 "Multiple crimes including shitposting"

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 3 года назад +8

      There should be a maximum security wing for the shitposters. The general population may be rapists and murderers, but that doesn't mean they deserve bad memes.

  • @Voromire1
    @Voromire1 3 года назад +28

    "Why wouldn't they just treat it?"
    That is a damn good question. And one that is unfortunately relevant in the real world too.

  • @zappyoak588
    @zappyoak588 3 года назад +54

    The background music for the opening was soo nostalgic

    • @DannyZNINJA
      @DannyZNINJA 3 года назад +8

      Ravel's Bolero is a choice piece of music!

    • @gruminator1
      @gruminator1 3 года назад +3

      @@DannyZNINJA amen!

    • @m.g9011
      @m.g9011 3 года назад +2

      the first time I heard it was in a Japanese movie "Love exposure".. amazing movie now I feel like watching it again

    • @zappyoak588
      @zappyoak588 3 года назад +2

      @@DannyZNINJA I remember the song from a classic Wii game called Little King story

    • @WPatrickOfficial
      @WPatrickOfficial Год назад +1

      @@DannyZNINJA I just want you to know this song is one from my childhood that I've been trying to figure out what it was for years and I'm having a profound moment right now. Literally changed the whole course of my day for the better with this single comment, thank you so much dude.

  • @ilikemusic5440
    @ilikemusic5440 3 года назад +116

    Haven’t watched Prison architect since WeaselZone. Can’t wait to see what kind of insanity ensues here.

    • @willianlussin8981
      @willianlussin8981 3 года назад +6

      Holy shit weasel, i havent seen that madman since.... 2017

    • @rumrunner4143
      @rumrunner4143 3 года назад +1

      So sad when he left

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad 3 года назад

      ayy

    • @lostplshelp
      @lostplshelp 3 года назад +1

      @@willianlussin8981 Oh man, uses to watch his The Long Dark videos... Think I might go watch a few old videos of his, thanks for reminding me of his channel

  • @birbolea8720
    @birbolea8720 3 года назад +11

    2:23 "I did not do it, I did not..." says ambigouous after chopping a guy's hand off with gardening scissors and having 8 police officers on his tail in the jail's backyard

  • @lucasandersons
    @lucasandersons 3 года назад +57

    Stuck in a prison surrounded by farms? Sounds like just another day in the American Midwest.

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 3 года назад +13

    My brain releases dopamine when he says:
    *"hello"*

  • @eurybaric
    @eurybaric 3 года назад +5

    That Killian reference though :D

  • @SovereignHumanBeingX
    @SovereignHumanBeingX 3 года назад +7

    I would love to see how AA tackles Oxygen not included. The dupes would offer some deep philosophy of the soul.

    • @getemguapo_tv
      @getemguapo_tv 3 года назад +1

      I agree bro, ONI is one of my favs

  • @peshodoktora9966
    @peshodoktora9966 3 года назад +10

    When you mentioned Killian I knew that this channel is a place of culture

  • @somethingelse9087
    @somethingelse9087 3 года назад +21

    Congrats on the sponsor.

  • @sass_
    @sass_ 3 года назад +7

    I have a dream that one day the stars will align and we will see a collab between you and Spiffing Brit. Your humor combined would be just fantastical!

  • @Zekyb0y
    @Zekyb0y 3 года назад +1

    kids remember to build tiolets in the canteen so prisioners dont get angry because they didn't use the bathroom in the cell time and end up killing somebody out of frustation.

  • @VoidHarbinger
    @VoidHarbinger 3 года назад +1

    Jesus and Punches Pilot got me lmao

  • @carljoosepraave2102
    @carljoosepraave2102 2 года назад +1

    I wasn't expecting a Killian experience reference but I appreciate it

  • @berkleyhuffman48
    @berkleyhuffman48 3 года назад +2

    AAs intros are basically just "Are you tired of existing? Look no further"

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 3 года назад +3

    The thumbnail and the premise made think of an alternate title:
    “ *Prisoners of the Corn* “

  • @kpisney
    @kpisney 3 года назад +1

    Gosh your music choices always impress me! This use of Bolero is so good

  • @sturdyalpaca
    @sturdyalpaca 2 года назад +1

    A Killian reference? The world has reached peak epic

  • @floydsir
    @floydsir 3 года назад +4

    Bolero is the perfect theme music for this channel.

  • @gopnik4501
    @gopnik4501 3 года назад +1

    That kilian reference was a surprise

  • @welldeweye4233
    @welldeweye4233 3 года назад +32

    You should've gotten all the falsely accused to make their own gang and escape.

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 2 года назад +1

    The easy way to escape most serious prisons is to just immediately go on a violent rampage until you have enough points to get about 5 members and give them all 2 levels of instigator. And then just run into the cantina in the middle of lunch and start punching. Instant riot.

  • @ghostinthecorner
    @ghostinthecorner 2 года назад +2

    This mans voice sounds like some advanced text to speech...

  • @yash019
    @yash019 3 года назад +2

    A kilian reference?! i see you're a man of cuture as well

  • @ProtoX37
    @ProtoX37 3 года назад +5

    I'm glad to see some companies starting to sponsor your work!

  • @commandercat10
    @commandercat10 2 года назад +1

    Amphibious amphibian became one punch man though the power of the monastery

  • @Justin-fn1ey
    @Justin-fn1ey 3 года назад +2

    HE SAID HELLO! MY DAY IS BRIGHTENED!

  • @mrajbones20
    @mrajbones20 3 года назад +2

    Cracking up throughout this video. Also love how none of it had anything to do with the farming DLC lol

  • @RepostCollection
    @RepostCollection Год назад +1

    I love how this has the most detailed thumbnail for no reason

  • @pangolincough1004
    @pangolincough1004 3 года назад +1

    I love the Killian reference

  • @timmy8402
    @timmy8402 3 года назад +3

    I saw the ad for this dlc a week ago at first I thought it wouldn’t be that be that big now it’s starting to show up plz make a long term series on this

  • @SneakyDingo
    @SneakyDingo 3 года назад +2

    Yo this was legit so well made, can really see the effort that went into the editing; love your usual work but this felt very polished! very nice work for a sponsored vid for a game you love :)

  • @jt4513
    @jt4513 3 года назад +2

    This might be my favorite thumbnail of yours too date

  • @somegingerguy4242
    @somegingerguy4242 2 года назад +1

    RIP Bolton the prisoner
    Through his sacrifice during the riot, could his fellow gang members escape the pri-Monastary and live their new, god powered lives.

  • @evansketches
    @evansketches 3 года назад +2

    Ahhh yes, time to apply the skills that have been acquired from Rimworld to this game

  • @elijahingram6477
    @elijahingram6477 2 года назад +1

    At least once per every 3 videos I watch, I double-take because my brain thinks it's hearing a text-to-speech voice XD Such a strange uncanny delivery that fits the channel well

  • @rocklockster3326
    @rocklockster3326 3 года назад +13

    Paradox, I will pay you the value of the game for a DLC that removes the silly early backers names/offenses. I will buy the game a second for third time over not to have to see "Tiddy Winkles, was offended in a bar, killed thirteen people for looking at him wrong, stole a bus full of orphans and drove it into a volcano while hacking the CIA. In prison for 2 years for petty theft and vandalism".
    I will buy that DLC.

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 3 года назад

    Prison Architect's prisoner mode basically turns into a Jesus Simulator somewhere along the line but instead of stopping Peter after he cut the guard's ear, you whisper in his ear to not stop at the ear and continue with the rest of the body, instigating the rest of the Apostles to follow Peter's lead as they mow down the guards coming after you.

  • @LMau-t9r
    @LMau-t9r 2 года назад

    7:03, AA is different, he’s a psycho😂

  • @RepostCollection
    @RepostCollection Год назад +1

    He accidentally censored so many patreons at the end of the video XD

  • @Shirayuuki1
    @Shirayuuki1 2 года назад

    that Yandere guy. oof he did some STUFF

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 3 года назад

    "Violent disorder? But why don't they just treat it!" *laughs in American*

  • @BigVorst
    @BigVorst 3 года назад +1

    My boy getting sponsors now.

  • @PyramusHD
    @PyramusHD 3 года назад +7

    10:35 oh my god I interpreted blackmail as him being in jail for being a black male

    • @TheAgamemnon911
      @TheAgamemnon911 3 года назад

      So... it's an USAmerican prison then.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад

      Look at 10:45 tho, confusing yet terrible

  • @doubleddd327
    @doubleddd327 3 года назад

    Your music choices AA are just absolutely exquisite.

  • @YuubiTimberwolf
    @YuubiTimberwolf 3 года назад +3

    I have yet to find a prison thats really inescapeable, maybe the DLC will change that

  • @MINEFROTRESS
    @MINEFROTRESS 3 года назад

    Ah yes another lovely video with ambiguousamphibian's chill tones as he casually causes a pris-monastery to go to hell.

  • @fistfullofglass
    @fistfullofglass 3 года назад +4

    "...I do have a hand and I may use that with my mouth to change people..."
    So you've done some time in a "monastery"?

  • @hexxidelux6224
    @hexxidelux6224 3 года назад

    I kinda want AA to play Academia Simulator. All the options in that game, who knows what kind of school he would make and what ... tests of life... his students would encounter.
    OH! They Are Billions and FrostPunk would be awesome AA plays too. Though I shudder to imagine what horrible living conditions AA would force upon his people in FrostPunk - I mean uh... what choices to better the settlement that AA would choose. Yes.

  • @garpogods8323
    @garpogods8323 2 года назад

    Nowell was Ghandicus in spirit, yet thier absolute opposite in action.
    As if a billion peaceful souls were trapped in his body screaming to stop a body they didn't control.

  • @gnupfo
    @gnupfo 3 года назад +1

    This video was a fun fever dream.

  • @ComradeMarcus
    @ComradeMarcus 3 года назад

    Praise the Amphibian!

  • @rohan5150
    @rohan5150 3 года назад

    Punchious Pilot...LMAO

  • @mrlove1528
    @mrlove1528 3 года назад

    This is my favourite philosophy channel

  • @ALEPHucked
    @ALEPHucked Год назад

    Bro just punched clothes back onto a man at 4:30

  • @theallseeingkuma1569
    @theallseeingkuma1569 3 года назад +1

    This is a very smart ad move by the creators

  • @mktj1
    @mktj1 3 года назад +1

    They weren’t using the soda as a weapon! It was soup for their families!

  • @deathcamel
    @deathcamel 3 года назад

    2:01 Tothill cameo

  • @thijs3666
    @thijs3666 3 года назад

    I love suptle the Killianexp reference

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 3 года назад

    Goes from farming to survive to farming to get paid

  • @generaldurchbruchmuller7284
    @generaldurchbruchmuller7284 3 года назад

    Where were you all my live... RimWorld and Prisonarchitect, i searched for an RUclipsr that plays it Entertaining in those years

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX 3 года назад

    0:58 That brick wall segment. Is this some sort of psychological punishment to drive people insane? No wonder that guy needs an extra THICC soda.

  • @junatah5903
    @junatah5903 3 года назад +1

    Great to see that you have grown significantly since we last spoke.

  • @WingmanLUL
    @WingmanLUL 3 года назад

    The inflections lmao 10/10

  • @WPatrickOfficial
    @WPatrickOfficial Год назад

    OH MY GOD DUDE. What is that song in the beginning??? I have been trying to figure this out for literal YEARS. Please, friend 😭

    • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
      @ShayLaLaLooHoo 3 месяца назад

      I believe you're looking for "Bolero" by Rivel?

  • @miguelmackay4851
    @miguelmackay4851 3 года назад

    Are you tired of..
    Me: yes all the time

  • @sanicyack1691
    @sanicyack1691 3 года назад

    From farming in Rimworld to farming in prison architect, this is one amphibian that cannot escape the tilling of fields.

  • @darnchacha1632
    @darnchacha1632 3 года назад

    Lisiy using Twisted-TeaFu a legendary fighting style

  • @liberty6664
    @liberty6664 3 года назад +1

    Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion

  • @jeppebayagerholm8564
    @jeppebayagerholm8564 3 года назад

    Giant Twisted Tea man.

  • @Korgano
    @Korgano 2 года назад

    What a prodigious beverage

  • @MyloMyloMylo
    @MyloMyloMylo 2 года назад

    I can’t help but imagine the very real possibility of Gen X-ers or Dial-Up Millennials using the name “Nowell” as an alternate, more unique spelling for their daughter (or son).
    Like I’m sure there’s a few Nowells around now. I’m so sorry.

  • @professorgizmo3143
    @professorgizmo3143 3 года назад

    Grats on the Paradox sponsorship!

  • @XerosXIII
    @XerosXIII 3 года назад

    9:55 everyone asking the same question

  • @osirisparthenopaeus4391
    @osirisparthenopaeus4391 2 года назад

    You should try space engineers, love to see a video of your adventures. (But beware, editing the video will be a challenge. ;)

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 3 года назад +1

    Look at this man, getting money.

  • @Younghoulhead
    @Younghoulhead 3 года назад

    Good Killin refrence

  • @kamardbob
    @kamardbob 3 года назад

    Soda is an okay weapon, but it's no Twisted Tea.

  • @x-ani4061
    @x-ani4061 3 года назад

    10:13 Kroger guy 5 years later

  • @FixedFace
    @FixedFace 2 года назад

    01:43 beckwith had cute face tatoos

  • @normad88
    @normad88 3 года назад

    EDIT: Nevermind, I see exactly what he did there. lol.
    This guy is a genius at story telling. Whilst laughing at the normal stuff going on, I laugh even more and harder when he breaks his character and the story from time to time lol.
    00:17 - 00:27
    Can someone tell me why this sounds so pleasing to my ears? Not only that, am I missing something? I am new to his content (started with his Rimworld Ice Sheet series) and unsure if this is something going over my head.

  • @jimmyfuchstein2274
    @jimmyfuchstein2274 3 года назад

    Yo rob, its rob. I noticed youre using music i recognize from Cavemen - one of my favorite movies. Righteous my guy fuck yeah.

  • @AGPSoundsystem
    @AGPSoundsystem 3 года назад

    if all monasteries were like this i'd become a monk

  • @Rudifaction
    @Rudifaction 3 года назад

    Hm, call me crazy guys.... But something about this monastery reminds me a lot about prison... Nah, maybe I'm just imagining it.

  • @JustScrapHD
    @JustScrapHD 3 года назад

    10:35 : "Black male"
    Excuse me?
    lmao

  • @alainpbat3903
    @alainpbat3903 3 года назад

    No I did not scissor the man I did not!!!
    Oh hi mark

  • @RockJusticeVids
    @RockJusticeVids 2 года назад

    This was good good job amphibian

  • @Urbrainongaming
    @Urbrainongaming 3 года назад

    I am personally all in for a rimworld styled prison architect series :)

  • @xenox-cq9pb
    @xenox-cq9pb 2 года назад

    This mortal body is limiting me

  • @asmallphd9648
    @asmallphd9648 3 года назад +1

    I cant wait for the 50 DLC I will own through very legal means.

  • @Zackson1000
    @Zackson1000 3 года назад +1

    Beautiful content as always.

  • @jynxleturie782
    @jynxleturie782 3 года назад

    Oh, more fun at the.. mon.. astery..?