**PLEASE RESPOND/COMMENT ONLY IN POETIC VERSE** I had fun doing a video in some loose semblance of poetic meter/rhyme, or just a general sense of rhythm, at least at the beginning. Probably jarring to some - don't expect this to be all the vids - tho I'd like to make this a series of its own and maybe with twice the actual poetry and write it all out before, as this was just kind of informal. What other games or styles would you like to see odes to?
An ode I beg to the games of yore When gameplay is king and friends be galore Why the greatest of games, with bestest of friends Please make a video on dungeons and dragons
I love how everyone in the comments is going by an unspoken rule Of talking in poetic verse lest they be judged a fool. AA I love your videos and look forward to seeing more, can't wait to see what you have in store.
Cool, I’ll try next time, Though few questions linger in my mind, When poetic you to us bind, Does that let room for a simple rhyme? Or would you prefer, And from you I infer, Some 7-9-7 haiku for your request be sublime?
Your rules are ignored, By writers most bored, Lazy rebellious and unwise, To bring swift justice to these great lands, For enforcement what is your plan?
@@groundbird7477 My friend, poetry is whatever you'd like it to be. The rules were not created by either you nor me. I have no handhold nor footing to enforce, so the best I can do is to endorse. As once Iambic Pentameter compared thee to a summer's day From a haiku made with love To one day be preserved in slab clay One's words may last forever. So you see my friend, poems need not always with the rhyme, one simply knows where and when to use them, as well as what time. Poems are complicated, they come in many ways. Will you, my dear friend, become one with the lyricism and live out your days?
A new upload I saw, my heart racing with joy, Within the first 10 seconds I felt dopamine deploy. With that smooth voice, sweet style, it brought tears to my eye As they fell from my face my friendos asked, "Why?" I told them of the videos loved throughout the lands, And how you are the best, Ambiguos Amphibian :,)
I once had a legendary prisoner that was capable of killing everyone and was insane, whenever he got the chance he would attempt to kill everyone and break out of solitary, once the riot guards brought him down I sealed him within the walls like a cask of montiaddo, I spelt that wrong
You should have made a very secure solitary cell which was disconnected from the rest of the prison and then given him permanent solitary (if you haven't unlocked it you could just keep on giving him solitary for 24 hours until it says 100 and something hours of solitary). Make the first door a secure door and the rest of the doors solitary doors. You can assign him to a specific solitary cell by clicking on him and right clicking inside your desired solitary cell. Put a toilet and comfy bed and some other luxuries in there because he's going to be in there forever. There could be stationed guards and guards on patrol, permiter walls, constant searches of the kitchen and canteen supplying the cell with food, searches of the cell, stationed and patrolling armed guards and dogs. If the door exiting the cell is on the east, put the door exiting the first wall on the west then east then west and keep on repeating until there's no more wall (same thing for North and south). That's how I would deal with legendary prisoners.
Why are you so Eloquent, you make me feel like my education was lacking because I can't use the word Nomenclature in standard conversation nor can I use Spongebob references without seeming to be insane. You sir are a man of the verse, who can weave a tapestry of prose and sculpt the grandest of stories. Wouldn't want it any other way 10/10 love your stuff.
The games which I long to play, Posted to the channel of AA. Edited with humor Drawn from Spongebob, for the zoomer! Delivered by a soothing voice of a man with much to say. Appreciative of the verse, Though mine feels somewhat worse. I studied it for years, Creating mine through laughter and tears, Thanks, AA, for lifting my anxious curse.
Honestly, I think you make some of the best content on youtube. Your monotone voice, your maniacal laugh, the cleverness of your videos is always a joy.
Remember when building a shower That they require no power They require no walls As shower heads cannot fall They can also be outdoors As indoor nudity is a bore
Poetic verse over Prison Architect? You just don’t get this kind of experience anywhere else on RUclips. We love and appreciate you AA, keep up the good work!
It's true that I continue to live; To hear "hello" my time I will give. I'll watch the first second, Another time I do reckon. Before an inmate gets me with a shiv.
Amphibian tried to distance himself from a war crime By constructing a clever rhyme. His trial will be held next month in Hague His account of the incident was very vague.
To comment in rhyme is quite an ordeal For a non-English person, the struggle is real Still, for the amphibian, I will attempt To put rhyme into my little comment Meter is out, I won't even try For I will fail and then I shall cry Watching this video has left me amused Although your playstyle did make me confused There seems to be no forethought at all In the way you set up your buildings and walls Putting in showers is really required If you don't want your prisoners to on and riot! Thanks for the video, I enjoyed it much, Greetings from a subscriber who's Dutch!
I cannot believe that you've made a video of 14 minutes in time, while speaking only entirely in rhyme. How did you complete this incredible feat? It would appear when it comes to both prison architect and rhyming... You cannot be beat.
Nah they’re not that good at the game, like preventing deaths and escapes is pretty easy if you know what you’re doing, he didn’t even have staff needs or high securities, like at 4:39 he didn’t understand how they got contraband but he didn’t have metal detectors or dogs to stop them from getting things from their families and all that
@@cookiecakeeater6340 i hate to act cruel or bespoke... but i think you may not get the joke. reading this made my brain go mush, so i’ll redirect you to: r/woooosh 😎
@@cookiecakeeater6340 you can’t rhyme sarcastic with sarcastic, you need to think of something more fantastic, as amphibian has tested, i will rhyme as requested, in his comment which you’ll see down below.
Jesus, Mills has one hell of a Biography And he's only doing 5 years for forgery Stabbing his wife 82 times in the chest Your videos are better than the rest
Pro tip: there is a feature where you can assign low security (aka the grey jumpsuit prisons) into their own cell with other low security inmates to cause less fights, this also applies for cafes and showering areas. Which is why everyone used the first shower you build and didn't use the new shower you build because you didn't assign them to that shower.
METAL DETEACTORS...... idk how to ryhime this.... but yeah the contraband is coming in through visitation so put a detector in a small room on the exit and have a guard stationd there
AA were his initials, He cared not for the officials, And soon, Plains of grass became a subject, To an immovable object, Filled with life in despair, For those beyond and within repair.
My dearest AA, As time flows forward on and on I consider what games deserve an ode from you. There is one that comes into view. A favorite of my six year old son. The sand blasted wastelands of Kenshi calls Torso-lo's quest was quite inspired The passion of the struggle was pyre'd Let us hear about Kenshi's rises and falls. (It's been quite a while since I've written poetry, thanks for the inspiration ;) And yes, my 6 year old son loved the Torso-lo play through)
Prison Architect is a really great game So much so, that it deserves it's fame AA I like your videos, keep doing what you do It's nice to see someone who enjoys poetry too
(Maximum Security Prison) Prisoner: So what crime did you do to end here? AA: Ilegal Trespassing. Prisoner: Really? Where? (Camera room) Guard: Not again...
Well it’s four in the morning And éven if i must sleep You damn right if one must wait it’ll be the sheep ! Because i shall not wait the instantanity of incounciness to watch this thing.
Ode to a Barbell On the bench in my quest For the beefiest chest I lift you and resist your fall My thoughts split in two; My handle on you - My obsession with alcohol post money in this thread
Prison Architect is amazing and so satisfying to organize. After a while, the catharsis relents to passive cruelty born of curiosity. Hence my fascination with Rimworld.
I saw the upload was ago three days, When I realized this I reacted in many ways, One with confusion, one with fright, But then I realized, it was just another night.
me encanta cuando decis cualquier cosa de forma sarcastica. No se porque pero es unico, suerte creciendo, sos un grande wacho. *i'm not speaking portuguese*
I know this video is old, but I just laughed for 5 minutes straight from the first line of this video. My abdominal muscles hurt, my cheeks are sore, I’ve got an awful cough. Thanks for trying to kill me AA
He throwing men in jail Only those who couldn't get bail The daily fights aren't swell People die everyday, oh well Is this a paradise or a hell only time will tell
You can craft your own rooms. You don't have to use only the pre made rooms. There's also a metal detector. Metal detectors and garbage cans at 1 space chokes can greatly reduce contraband.
Lo, as a rimworld player I thought you would know You're making a mistake regulating your prisoner's flow Put doors between rooms - a compound-based plan You'll let them move faster than they already can. As you have it now, with only one door, prefabs will lead you to not use any more, The prison is slow, it's pathways a maze, no commons to chapel or kitchen throughways. No! I say, let your prisoners be, through freedom of movement they shall not want to be free Betwixt the kitchen and canteen there should be a path, from yard to triage should there be a bloodbath Use caution of course, moderation is key. Riots need chokepoints as you'll come to see (and chokes mean fewer expensive detectors and K9 cp's)
Prison architect isn't as good as Rimworld, but it is amusing to see AA hurled into an unfamiliar game Soon he'll be a master at it predicting he'll get addicted, I can't wait!
I saw someone suggest this in a video! Feels rather delightful for me to know. I'm glad you kept to your promise, and for that I pay you... homage? (I tried)
Saw the upload, i did, In the airport, last night While waiting patiently, for checkin for my flight. An excitement surged, my heart took wing, A video to download-such a simple thing. The Connection weak, but hope in roaming was strong, The progress bar moved slow, I couldn’t wait for so long. With just seconds left, it finally came- Downloaded just in time, as I boarded the plane. Now on the plane, the screen aglow, As the engines rotate to take us up above. A small delight in a world so wide, An ode to behold on my 8 hour flight .
(Though) your effort was noble And your concept was pure, Your foot was too mobile And your poem unsure. Though prisons you built And men did immure, Your foot brings you guilt, You must learn more for sure. My rhymes are perfection, My cadence divine: So fear not dejection, Melodics enshrine! ========== Not as perfect as I'd like it and a bit of a mess in terms of mixing amphibrach with dactyl and iamb, but a youtube comment can only get so much of my time. Proper poetry is easy, just takes a little time and inspiration. And talent.
Very happy to see u playing this game, what's its name? A peaceful priso....monastery...yes monastery Where if u can't be reformed You will be transformed In to dust In the electric chair of rust 0.o Love this game, it can get very deep where u can control so many aspects of prison management. I hope you keep it up :D
In the shower there was no one on duty, so instead the shower got poopy. Brown and green all around, is this still a shower now? we need a custodian on duty
Se que pocos me entendran, ya que mi lengua no es anglosajona Pero de cierta manera, siento que entre la audiencia, habra alguno con la paciencia Que me pueda entender, sea traduciendo o simplemente leyendo Lo que aqui he de poner Este ha sido un gran video, lo he disfrutado como no te lo has imaginado Este juego me gusta, aunque poco yo lo conozca, de igual manera lo he asimilado como una gran adicion, a este gran canal que veo con una rebosante alegria. Mi amigo, mi compañero de madrugada, yo te dedico esta payada para que sepas mi aprecio, el que todos te tenemos hacia tu humilde y amigable, voz tan grave y suave contando todo lo que sucede, ademas de una felicidad que a tu persona envuelve Ya me voy despidiendo, porque esto muy largo esta, a la gente no le gusta leer hasta explotar pero no me importa, yo quiero rimar Tu subscriptor de latinoamerica, precisamente Argentina, un pais con poca prosperidad pero si buscas bien, se encuentran gemas perdidas, que de otra forma, nunca veras Este fue Thiago, rimando para los pibes, en una payada horrible, y mal hablada, pero que mas da, la intencion es lo que va, Les mando un saludo a todos, que aca me voy a inmortalizar Thiago Scialfa
Free balloon day sounded oddly familiar for some reason, I just couldn’t remember where from. 😂 Now I’m reminiscing about simpler times. Fantastic reference.
There once was a woman from Ealing.... Who had a particular feeling.... She lay on her back.... And opened her crack.... And pissed all over the ceiling.
**PLEASE RESPOND/COMMENT ONLY IN POETIC VERSE**
I had fun doing a video in some loose semblance of poetic meter/rhyme, or just a general sense of rhythm, at least at the beginning. Probably jarring to some - don't expect this to be all the vids - tho I'd like to make this a series of its own and maybe with twice the actual poetry and write it all out before, as this was just kind of informal. What other games or styles would you like to see odes to?
Woult thout beout alout tout commenout ifout knowlegout ofut howut tout beout poeout?
Cuenta la historia de un mago que un día en su bosque encando llorooo.
Por qué a pesar de su magia, no había podido encontrar el amooor
As long as the video has you
It should be considered a masterpiece in anyone's point of view
An ode I beg to the games of yore
When gameplay is king and friends be galore
Why the greatest of games, with bestest of friends
Please make a video on dungeons and dragons
there once was a game from canada,
There once was a man from Nantucket
One day he decided to say “fuck it”
Now he’s serving a dime in the state pen
WTF did that guy do?
@@kyokyodisaster4842 he stuck it in a hen
@@notoriousgoblin83 in front of two men
@@dragonnestking3418 so he can ditch his old life, let a new one begin.
@@normad88 once he gets out of the state pen.
"Nobody leaves until I find all the scissors" I didn't know how hard a flashback could hit
@@EEEEEEEE A
@@Ametys007 sports
@@evolover999 It's in the game.
"Let me buy another of your kind" yo AA we can't do that anymore.
'Farming-centred rehabilitation'.
Can't or Won't?
@@haloninjax542 a little of both
Its an american prison. They still do that. African americans are indispoportionally jailed and forced to work
@@magusperde365 maybe they shouldn’t commit crimes
I love how everyone in the comments is going by an unspoken rule
Of talking in poetic verse lest they be judged a fool.
AA I love your videos and look forward to seeing more, can't wait to see what you have in store.
Cool, I’ll try next time,
Though few questions linger in my mind,
When poetic you to us bind,
Does that let room for a simple rhyme?
Or would you prefer,
And from you I infer,
Some 7-9-7 haiku for your request be sublime?
Your rules are ignored,
By writers most bored,
Lazy rebellious and unwise,
To bring swift justice to these great lands,
For enforcement what is your plan?
@@groundbird7477
My friend, poetry is whatever you'd like it to be.
The rules were not created by either you nor me.
I have no handhold nor footing to enforce, so the best I can do is to endorse.
As once Iambic Pentameter compared thee to a summer's day
From a haiku made with love
To one day be preserved in slab clay
One's words may last forever.
So you see my friend, poems need not always with the rhyme, one simply knows where and when to use them, as well as what time.
Poems are complicated, they come in many ways.
Will you, my dear friend, become one with the lyricism and live out your days?
I’m a kewl kid klubs member and ruin it
@@bluesap7318 Lest someone comes in to ruin your bit.
A new upload I saw, my heart racing with joy,
Within the first 10 seconds I felt dopamine deploy.
With that smooth voice, sweet style, it brought tears to my eye
As they fell from my face my friendos asked, "Why?"
I told them of the videos loved throughout the lands,
And how you are the best, Ambiguos Amphibian :,)
"A fungus among us,"
did the AA say,
but there was no fuss about an imposter being sus.
I once had a legendary prisoner that was capable of killing everyone and was insane, whenever he got the chance he would attempt to kill everyone and break out of solitary, once the riot guards brought him down I sealed him within the walls like a cask of montiaddo, I spelt that wrong
Amontillado.
Someone will find him i side those walls one day. And when he is free we are all gonna die.
You should have made a very secure solitary cell which was disconnected from the rest of the prison and then given him permanent solitary (if you haven't unlocked it you could just keep on giving him solitary for 24 hours until it says 100 and something hours of solitary). Make the first door a secure door and the rest of the doors solitary doors. You can assign him to a specific solitary cell by clicking on him and right clicking inside your desired solitary cell. Put a toilet and comfy bed and some other luxuries in there because he's going to be in there forever. There could be stationed guards and guards on patrol, permiter walls, constant searches of the kitchen and canteen supplying the cell with food, searches of the cell, stationed and patrolling armed guards and dogs. If the door exiting the cell is on the east, put the door exiting the first wall on the west then east then west and keep on repeating until there's no more wall (same thing for North and south).
That's how I would deal with legendary prisoners.
Why are you so Eloquent, you make me feel like my education was lacking because I can't use the word Nomenclature in standard conversation nor can I use Spongebob references without seeming to be insane. You sir are a man of the verse, who can weave a tapestry of prose and sculpt the grandest of stories. Wouldn't want it any other way 10/10 love your stuff.
Finally someone who plays the game seriously!
I do haha. I have a very comfortable double prison that houses 700 inmates.
Exactly what
I said
"I stole a balloon on free balloon day" Nice spongebob allusion.
The games which I long to play,
Posted to the channel of AA.
Edited with humor
Drawn from Spongebob, for the zoomer!
Delivered by a soothing voice of a man with much to say.
Appreciative of the verse,
Though mine feels somewhat worse.
I studied it for years,
Creating mine through laughter and tears,
Thanks, AA, for lifting my anxious curse.
The fear in the line he just stopped existing was amazing
Mmmm, surprised I am
The prison guard's gun went bam
Honestly, I think you make some of the best content on youtube. Your monotone voice, your maniacal laugh, the cleverness of your videos is always a joy.
My comrades, I believe you will agree with me that it is a crime
For our good friend amphibian to continue such a run-on rhyme
Crime is subjective,
Rules not very effective,
Our fair and just golden marble,
His actions non-deplorable
Remember when building a shower
That they require no power
They require no walls
As shower heads cannot fall
They can also be outdoors
As indoor nudity is a bore
your verse blesses my ears
it erodes my fears
after all these years
freedom?
iunnno, i kinda like it here
I had the feeling like I wanted to go on RUclips and what do you know, an AmbiguousAmphibian video uploaded less than a minute ago.
A prisoner - A man, praying for drugs
Meeting needs of spirituality
Longing for family, for love and for hugs
Today, only one lost his mortality
So this is what looks like when shakespear is a gamer
Poetic verse over Prison Architect? You just don’t get this kind of experience anywhere else on RUclips. We love and appreciate you AA, keep up the good work!
It's true that I continue to live;
To hear "hello" my time I will give.
I'll watch the first second,
Another time I do reckon.
Before an inmate gets me with a shiv.
Amphibian tried to distance himself from a war crime
By constructing a clever rhyme.
His trial will be held next month in Hague
His account of the incident was very vague.
To comment in rhyme is quite an ordeal
For a non-English person, the struggle is real
Still, for the amphibian, I will attempt
To put rhyme into my little comment
Meter is out, I won't even try
For I will fail and then I shall cry
Watching this video has left me amused
Although your playstyle did make me confused
There seems to be no forethought at all
In the way you set up your buildings and walls
Putting in showers is really required
If you don't want your prisoners to on and riot!
Thanks for the video, I enjoyed it much,
Greetings from a subscriber who's Dutch!
I cannot believe that you've made a video of 14 minutes in time, while speaking only entirely in rhyme. How did you complete this incredible feat? It would appear when it comes to both prison architect and rhyming...
You cannot be beat.
Nah they’re not that good at the game, like preventing deaths and escapes is pretty easy if you know what you’re doing, he didn’t even have staff needs or high securities, like at 4:39 he didn’t understand how they got contraband but he didn’t have metal detectors or dogs to stop them from getting things from their families and all that
I mean, I’m pretty sure they’re new to the game, so it’s not that surprising.
@@cookiecakeeater6340 i hate to act cruel or bespoke... but i think you may not get the joke. reading this made my brain go mush, so i’ll redirect you to:
r/woooosh 😎
@@momulite it didn’t sound sarcastic but okay, however that reply sounds somewhat sarcastic
@@cookiecakeeater6340 you can’t rhyme sarcastic with sarcastic,
you need to think of something more fantastic,
as amphibian has tested,
i will rhyme as requested,
in his comment which you’ll see down below.
Ambiguous Amphibian is very underrated. No other uploader every leaves me so satiated.
max sec with min sec
a riot nearly occurred
it's snowing on mt fuji.
i love how hes talking so much good stuff about the prison at 13:01 while a prisoner is dippin. under the yard to the left hahah
Jesus, Mills has one hell of a Biography
And he's only doing 5 years for forgery
Stabbing his wife 82 times in the chest
Your videos are better than the rest
Pro tip: there is a feature where you can assign low security (aka the grey jumpsuit prisons) into their own cell with other low security inmates to cause less fights, this also applies for cafes and showering areas. Which is why everyone used the first shower you build and didn't use the new shower you build because you didn't assign them to that shower.
I don't care for prison architect, but it is AA so it will bring me joy.
I like that your first farmer is called "South-a-nator"
1:37 no job, no life, taken to the extreme, now that's commitment
Prisoner: complains for not having a chapel to pray
Also Prisoner: *LORD GIB DRUGS!!!*
METAL DETEACTORS...... idk how to ryhime this.... but yeah the contraband is coming in through visitation so put a detector in a small room on the exit and have a guard stationd there
"You're fired! He just stopped existing, lol"
HR in a nutshell
Mr. Amphibian thank you for providing entertainment for the masses. I speak for myself when I say thank you sir thank you very much
AA were his initials,
He cared not for the officials,
And soon,
Plains of grass became a subject,
To an immovable object,
Filled with life in despair,
For those beyond and within repair.
Just FYI, you can now put drains right under the showerhead. Doing so will reduce the crap on the floor of the shower.
It's been that way for ages. AA should keep up with the... Rages.
Yous, Sir, have been nominated to the Nobel Prize. Congratulations Comrade.
First Minute: Mhh Priston Architect okay.
Third Minute: Does he rhyme everything?
14th Minute: Oh God.
I can't believe there is nearly 15 minutes of rhyming verse
I think by the end of this my sides, they may burst
Ah, another masterpiece from my favorite modern poet
My dearest AA,
As time flows forward on and on
I consider what games deserve an ode from you.
There is one that comes into view.
A favorite of my six year old son.
The sand blasted wastelands of Kenshi calls
Torso-lo's quest was quite inspired
The passion of the struggle was pyre'd
Let us hear about Kenshi's rises and falls.
(It's been quite a while since I've written poetry, thanks for the inspiration ;) And yes, my 6 year old son loved the Torso-lo play through)
"I have a very naïve idea of religion"
"More money, more money. That's what it's all about".
No, you got that right.
"what kind of a prison needs arcades?"
Everyone noticed that
This episode was such a fest,
A bunch of laughs, it was the best
I cannot believe what I have just seen, this my friend was a quest
Prison Architect is a really great game
So much so, that it deserves it's fame
AA I like your videos, keep doing what you do
It's nice to see someone who enjoys poetry too
Stole a balloon on free balloon day... don't think this Spongebob reference will go unnoticed.
Watching this after watching psychological horror is a truly cursed experience
He finally ascended into seuss-like there is no turning back
@5:41
Is that guy literally running and jumping around outside screaming "PRIEST! PRIEST! I NEED A PRIEST!"?
(Maximum Security Prison)
Prisoner: So what crime did you do to end here?
AA: Ilegal Trespassing.
Prisoner: Really? Where?
(Camera room)
Guard: Not again...
I'd be down for more of this, it would not go amiss
It was a great video.
But I can’t rhyme...
It’s snowing on Mount Fuji.
- A shitty haiku
man this is the new dr Seuss
Prisons for profit,
A dystopian ideal
But after your video on it
This is an exception, I feel
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and heard.
Well it’s four in the morning
And éven if i must sleep
You damn right if one must wait it’ll be the sheep !
Because i shall not wait the instantanity of incounciness to watch this thing.
Ode to a Barbell
On the bench in my quest
For the beefiest chest
I lift you and resist your fall
My thoughts split in two;
My handle on you -
My obsession with alcohol
post money in this thread
Such grasp of poetry, THIS.....is pure art.
Sure shows that the amphibian is quite smart!
Writing skills: Level 9999
Rhymes: [ still initializing... 3% ]
Prison Architect is amazing and so satisfying to organize. After a while, the catharsis relents to passive cruelty born of curiosity. Hence my fascination with Rimworld.
Prison architect is too real to enjoy being cruel. Americans are f-ed up. In rimworld I'm voring all attackers though
I think he’s just evolving into a doctor Seuss book
I saw the upload was ago three days,
When I realized this I reacted in many ways,
One with confusion, one with fright,
But then I realized, it was just another night.
Can you, PLEASE, make the next episode made ENTIRELY of rhyming. Literally all you say must rhyme. PLEASE. I need this in my life.
Ah yes prison architect, aka discount rimworld
me encanta cuando decis cualquier cosa de forma sarcastica. No se porque pero es unico, suerte creciendo, sos un grande wacho.
*i'm not speaking portuguese*
I know this video is old, but I just laughed for 5 minutes straight from the first line of this video. My abdominal muscles hurt, my cheeks are sore, I’ve got an awful cough. Thanks for trying to kill me AA
This wont have nearly the reach of "an ode to minecraft" but i see what your going for here.
He throwing men in jail
Only those who couldn't get bail
The daily fights aren't swell
People die everyday, oh well
Is this a paradise or a hell
only time will tell
Up next: Two Point Hospital.
"He lost paradise."
You can craft your own rooms. You don't have to use only the pre made rooms. There's also a metal detector. Metal detectors and garbage cans at 1 space chokes can greatly reduce contraband.
Lo, as a rimworld player I thought you would know
You're making a mistake regulating your prisoner's flow
Put doors between rooms - a compound-based plan
You'll let them move faster than they already can.
As you have it now, with only one door, prefabs will lead you to not use any more,
The prison is slow, it's pathways a maze, no commons to chapel or kitchen throughways.
No! I say, let your prisoners be, through freedom of movement they shall not want to be free
Betwixt the kitchen and canteen there should be a path, from yard to triage should there be a bloodbath
Use caution of course, moderation is key.
Riots need chokepoints as you'll come to see
(and chokes mean fewer expensive detectors and K9 cp's)
At the break of dawn
We lay on the lawn
unexpecting of this great
golden throne
of poetic mastery
we ate our berries
under the sun
Prison architect isn't as good as Rimworld,
but it is amusing to see AA hurled into an unfamiliar game
Soon he'll be a master at it
predicting he'll get addicted, I can't wait!
Still waiting for AA to realize you can control the type of prisoners you can take in.
Alas a Prison of Actuality!
Where Needs are Fulfilled and Tunnels are Refilled.
I saw someone suggest this in a video! Feels rather delightful for me to know.
I'm glad you kept to your promise, and for that I pay you... homage? (I tried)
Saw the upload, i did,
In the airport, last night
While waiting patiently, for checkin for my flight.
An excitement surged, my heart took wing,
A video to download-such a simple thing.
The Connection weak, but hope in roaming was strong,
The progress bar moved slow, I couldn’t wait for so long.
With just seconds left, it finally came-
Downloaded just in time, as I boarded the plane.
Now on the plane, the screen aglow,
As the engines rotate to take us up above.
A small delight in a world so wide,
An ode to behold on my 8 hour flight .
the mind shudders to imagine what horrors lie in wait if Ambi is to make a series...
Oh the day has come,
For my favourite tubers,
To release P.A.
Haiku by Leo.
(Done in the toilet)
It is interesting imagine someone IN a toilet writing a hiku, but don't you mean done ON the toilet? At least I hope so... :D
@@aramisortsbottcher8201 judgemental much?
@@Pluto-og5nh sorry, I don't know this word, what do you mean?
AA, blink twice if you're having an identity crisis
Doctor: *heals a patient*
AA: IT'S A MIRACLE FROM GOD!!!
Doctor: Am I joke for you?
As I sit on my humble abode
Is when an Amphibian upload
A poem, he ask for the comment to make
Upon his ode to his Prison Architech
Haven't played this game in 2 years, I want to play it again now.
if you are struggling do a minimum-security prison.
Pretty sure he’s new to the game. Like at 4:39 he shows he doesn’t know anything about preventing contraband
(Though) your effort was noble
And your concept was pure,
Your foot was too mobile
And your poem unsure.
Though prisons you built
And men did immure,
Your foot brings you guilt,
You must learn more for sure.
My rhymes are perfection,
My cadence divine:
So fear not dejection,
Melodics enshrine!
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Not as perfect as I'd like it and a bit of a mess in terms of mixing amphibrach with dactyl and iamb, but a youtube comment can only get so much of my time. Proper poetry is easy, just takes a little time and inspiration. And talent.
Very happy to see u playing this game,
what's its name?
A peaceful priso....monastery...yes monastery
Where if u can't be reformed
You will be transformed
In to dust
In the electric chair of rust 0.o
Love this game, it can get very deep where u can control so many aspects of prison management. I hope you keep it up :D
I love you and your constant spongebob references
In the shower there was no one on duty, so instead the shower got poopy. Brown and green all around, is this still a shower now? we need a custodian on duty
Lard and beans,
Bacon and greens
And a file baked into a cake.
Just like Ma Beagle used to make.
Se que pocos me entendran, ya que mi lengua no es anglosajona
Pero de cierta manera, siento que entre la audiencia, habra alguno con la paciencia
Que me pueda entender, sea traduciendo o simplemente leyendo
Lo que aqui he de poner
Este ha sido un gran video, lo he disfrutado como no te lo has imaginado
Este juego me gusta, aunque poco yo lo conozca, de igual manera lo he asimilado
como una gran adicion, a este gran canal que veo con una rebosante alegria.
Mi amigo, mi compañero de madrugada, yo te dedico esta payada
para que sepas mi aprecio, el que todos te tenemos
hacia tu humilde y amigable, voz tan grave y suave
contando todo lo que sucede, ademas de una felicidad que a tu persona envuelve
Ya me voy despidiendo, porque esto muy largo esta, a la gente no le gusta leer hasta explotar
pero no me importa, yo quiero rimar
Tu subscriptor de latinoamerica, precisamente Argentina, un pais con poca prosperidad
pero si buscas bien, se encuentran gemas perdidas, que de otra forma, nunca veras
Este fue Thiago, rimando para los pibes, en una payada horrible, y mal hablada, pero que mas da, la intencion es lo que va,
Les mando un saludo a todos, que aca me voy a inmortalizar
Thiago Scialfa
Underrated comment!
@@mirjanbouma Thanks
Those who don't subscribe to Rob will be sent into that jail. Choose wisely
Free balloon day sounded oddly familiar for some reason, I just couldn’t remember where from. 😂
Now I’m reminiscing about simpler times. Fantastic reference.
Missed opportunity not going ‘ordered some fence / the garbage was here and deliveries hence’
There once was a woman from Ealing....
Who had a particular feeling....
She lay on her back....
And opened her crack....
And pissed all over the ceiling.
Anthony.
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