Prison Architect - Building A Prison That Only Cares About Profit
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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1 like = 1 worker in the jean factory
iSorrowproductions gay
Is it a Chinese factory?
Thank you for the job
What a good intro boooiiii
I never saw a prison that dirty
No April Fools joke needed here.
*ISP is already the fool entertaining us.*
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@Jasper Atkinson 3spooky5you?
You mean we got fooled for watching a fool
You should send this video to the US government. They'd probably give you a grant for your own prison immediately after seeing these profit margins.
Is that Panteleimon Ponomarenko? The leader of every nation in the world?
Make Cold War Era Berlin in Prison Architect
In one side people being forced to work for profit
But on the other a luxurious camp
That is a delicious idea. ISP. Please make this come true.
So Both Capitalist Sides ig?
Why is ISP making an American prison?
Good question, What I wanna see is a Chinese prison or a Somalian prison. Now that would be interesting... Italian.
@@ericjohnson7234 I would like to see an african prison, any african country will do
Dammit I was just about to make that joke
TheBaconBuizel April fools!
@@ericjohnson7234 it is a Chinese prison
Play as the ironside intro in HOI 4
Isp lego star wars the complet saga at 500k suds
jeff the cangster haaa
500k studs
@@AceOfBlackjack we must propagate the cancer
More like 500k STUDS
God I hate my life
jeff the cangster no we need poptropica wtf
4:12 I'm relatively confident that you're not viewing what you think your viewing right there - and you are, in fact, watching the worst nightmare of anyone who goes to prison.
So basically youre roleplaying a Theresa May as the Home Secretary?
Odd build to spec into
No ISP this is April fools you are supposed to be playing hello kitty online
Hello Kitty...ARTILLERY ONLY.
420 911 subscribers, well done ISP
Qué lindo el Cono Sur =)
Not many people know that Jesus didin't ascend to heaven he's just stuck in ISP's prison
I love when you sometimes put in jokes with the Ironsides intro. I used to watch another youtuber that would have an ironside intro but they never tried messing around with it. You're a breath of fresh air, my guy.
The virgin indefinite prison sentence vs the Chad Rimworld organ harvesting
so fast?
Phase 1 - Collect underpants
Phase 2 - ?
Phase 3 - Profit
Are you a bot or are you just some guy in Havana that comments on every RUclips video ever?
In prison architect we make a prison to keep prisoners in because they are bad
ISP:WORK WILL SET YOU FREE!
0:44 "just ignore that one"
*Which one of them?*
U can put a shower head inside the cell without zoning a shower area completely and they still use it
ouchie me peenie weenie hurtie
@imran Mevic peenie willie
8:18 *I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL*
I was supposed to go to sleep, I have work tomorrow. Why do you do this to me Belgian Trotsky?
This is great content, a well thought out variety and a very innovative channel.
APRIL FOOOLLLLZZZZ
A normal intro is the most unique intro for ISP.
the funny thing is just how accurate that is...
Play bulgaria in hoi4 on road to 56 It has a focus tree
April fools
He stopped playing hoi4 a while ago
As a Map Games Channel, you should totally try Crisis in the Kremlin once! It's like €5 and you get to either save the Soviet Union and socialism from collapse, or reform it to become capitalist
Private prisons in a nutshell
The best April Fools joke: No joke at all
ISP has reached the funny number in subscribers, 420k. Comical
That moment when isorrow accurately emulates the American prison system.
Minus the racism
Americans: ...
ISP: *only thinks about money*
Americans: *suprised pikachu*
4:08 "Now all of you stand in the corner and think about what you've done until your sentences are up!"
if you spend more money on the food of your prisoners than that of your guard dogs, you are doing it wrong.
I only watch the first 0:00 to 0:06 of isorrow's videos.
2:40 I sense Shawshank Redemption calling. They say it's a bad idea.
Now make a North Korean labor camp
In the “decadent west,” we call them public schools.
Oh great...what's next? German conce...recreational camp?
Reducation camp*
@@user-hv6gi9ux6z neet xD
"A prison that only cares about profit"
Isn't that just a regular prison though
In the US yeah.
@@import3dguest Its like that in more places than you think lol.
soo basically every govermentally funded prison, which is EVERY prison
Privately owned prisons try to keep you inside for as long as possible so they can get more money
Uncle Sam weeps tears of money
ISP CO. Motto
We’re in debt
Don’t ask why
Do as I say
Or you will DIE.
Reoffending rate is 20% and he’s upset... in the US it’s close to 50%.
It would have been a completely normal Ironside intro if we didn't hear ISP's sexy cool math games voice
The next epizode:Running a prison like a concetretion camp
Ur attitude to money and profit is exactly like mine
6:29 i guess you can say the profits are "off" the charts
Prison Architect but Germany won WWI. DO IT
what if Tesco won Prison Architect
Prison Architect but it’s Factorio
This is just every American prison
You could fit at least 5 bunk beds in a cell! You don’t need any workers! Fire em all, you don’t need any cops, make the workers do it! Cleaners? Nah! That’s what work is for! Make the prisoners do it! You only need 1 guard to process the prisoners! Money money money! No free time, no yard time, just work! Profit is great!
Profit = American prison system a success! LOL
Too lenient and not enough profit. Here’s some ideas:
-Minimum security prisoners have maximum security conditions, hard labor (production) and must do their own cleaning.
-Bare minimum of food import. Make the prisoners not only work for their meals, but grow them as well.
-Death sentences can be imposed by the warden for any reason. (There’s actually a mod for that, where putting someone in solitary then starts the execution script.)
-Every complaint loses a privilege. (And remember, in-cell toilets, food, showers, and safe conditions are privileges, not rights.)
-Riots call for a clean sweep of the affected area...lethal force not only authorized, but mandatory. (See, if you put the sentry guns in the workshop...)
-Research legal and have whatever mods you need to keep the game engine from stopping you from meting out justice. (This also means hiring Jesus.)
-Top flight infirmary, because your prison scum has to be healthy (or at least have functioning limbs) to be productive. But...only if they behave themselves.
-Efficient use of space. Make your graveyard your exercise yard.
-The best fire suppression systems available. Fire is for prisoners, not prison walls.
-Shakedowns every sunday, strip searches on any prisoner leaving the yard or work areas.
-Let the occasional parolee out...to give the rest of ‘em false hope.
-Inspectors or anyone else who could impede your profitable “justice” are subject to execution...or at the very least, wall them into a room.
Isorrow x Legend of total war battle when? I already have this sentence in auto fill on my keybeard Jesus fricking Christ
completely normal ironside intro!
Mum-what are you watching
Me-ummmmm.........
Me-COMUNISM 🤪
An ISP video is an April Fools joke
Prison Architect: Modded To Hell Edition
Artillery only in Prison Architect
So an American prison joke all you want ISP
You can’t lose money to the prison if you don’t have a prison.
The American prison system in a nutshell.
We need PewDiePie to do an Ironside intro
Everywhere... Dam
That offending rate of 19% beats some of the U.S. reoffending rates of 60%!
Hi, I'm a criminal justice major and you're watching some guy play video games
The Shawskank Redemption
Oh man, I like your style.
Prison architect to make the products to sell in Brick in the Mall
The best ISP videos are on this game, plz do more
So basically, you're going to make a prison that represents all the reasons I question our prison system's emphasis on private prisons. Got it...
You finally made a normal prison
So just a regular prison in most countries?
So in other words a good prison
In endsieg do a world conquest as the Karelian Isthmus
The American Government should have been doing denim jeans factories in prisons. Would've made the world a better place.
I'm in band so as an April fools joke I played an octave lower than I was supposed to
Send people to -Gulag- prison, less mouths to feed.
Do a Danish prison where there are Lego factories
2:20 Who would win:
Prison door or
1 dancy boi
Capitalist Factory 2073 colorized
4:55 Found 2pac lol
ISP: "Building a prison but I only care about the money it makes me"
Me, an American: "Wait, what else would a prison be for?"
Next Prison Architect Video better be you making a Norwegian prison
420k subs on April 1st? Now that's what I call timing!
I didn’t know that Trotsky applied for American citizenship after that whole, stalin thing. Noice
You kind of made your prison like I did with mine. At least the top part.
That intro made me think I was gonna see another raid shadow legends add
good representation of the british prison system
Everytime I see the thumbnail, I only see 6th Prime Minister of Malaysia who also facing *jail sentences* for corruption.
Honestly, this is how you fix the justice system
POW Prison camp next maybe?
Prisoners vs wardens warfare
hey isp i dont know if you will read this there is a game called power and revolution2019 and its a political sim with very deep and complex mechanics would love to see you play it some time along side that it also has a editor so you could edit different countrys
every time i hear "isorrowproductions", in my head i hear "I'm sorry productions". Am i crazy? xD
It is written ''Prison That Only Cares About Profit''.
It reads ''Gulag''
A “Southern Dixie” Prison Next I demand before I succeed!
BEHOLD! THE HOI4 WORKSHOP!
YAY MOR PRISON ARCHITECT
Epic first moment
Isn't this just a normal prison?
I saw the Ironside intro and I clapped