Dan- *Names kid Jeffery* Also Dan 10 min later- "What did I name the kid again?" Also also Dan 10 min later- "I'm sorry Jeffery Me- " It seems you have forgotten that you forgot"
Dan’s response to Rod’s theme tune (4:28): “That’s the worst theme tune in the world!” Dan two minutes later (6:39): “His theme tune is better than granny’s!”
2:41 a semi jumpscare 12:51 incoming jumpscare 13:51 another incoming jumpscare 14:58 and another one(jumpscare) 17:20 expect the unexpected (jumpscare) 20:08 Death awaits every time you open that door(jumpscare) 20:42 oh another jumpscare 23:20 oh god that jumpscare actually got me XD 27:21 did he went into the women’s toilet...
The Legendary Ice Cream song used by every ice cream company "I am going to kill some kids today , I'm looking for the chump plubby ones, I'm going to find some chubby kids and we gonna make some ice cream fun"
Glad to see Dan still going during everything that's happened recently it's good to see a RUclipsr I used to watch all the time still going and although I don't watch you anymore I wish you the best of luck for whatever your future holds.
“Im afraid to say. You’re done for, buddy” -Dan That was definitely the highlight of my day. It was SUPER funny and all your videos are super funny as well!!
Jeffery: gives you a blender with Rod inside. Dan: WHY DID HE GIVE ME A BLENDER OUT OF ALL THINGS, UNLESS I MAKE ROD INTO A SMOOTHIE Me: what has this game turned into
Yeah XD except... Dan: WAIT THE SLINGSHOT ATTRACTS HIM!!! Thanos: You should've gone for the head..... Later when Dan gets the paintball gun... Dan: We just have to hit a headshot never mind... Thanos: Thor got the memo too XD
StarLight Oop.. They are saying that dan should make videos on moretdm but dan said in a stream that he isn’t gone make more videos on moretdm but whe won’t delete the old ones
Dan: I’m gonna do my best to save you. Also Dan: Jeffrey, I’m afraid to say, your on your own. Also also Dan: Jeffery, start the engine. *Jeffery is questioning the quality of your friendship...*
Dan 2018: You can’t catch me I’m gingerbread Dan ! Dan 2020: You can’t catch me I’m the ice cream man! Dude are you gingerbread Dan or the ice cream man ?
Dan: OK. Next stop parking
Dan 3 seconds later: WHY ARE WE IN A PARKING LOT???
This quarantine has made us mad
True lol
Ya
@@notanutshell2143 too true 😂
Time stamp?
Granny’s theme: *GrAnNy’S hOuSe*
Rod the ice cream guy: I’m gonna kill some CHUBBY KIDS
I know
Not kill you noobs
Seamus Quinn-Bell what is it then
@@albertoe9527 I WISH DAN SAID GIVE THIS ICECREAM MAN A BIG FAT ROBLOX OOF SRRY IF you DON'T KNOW ROBLOX
@emilianoespino2636 ello mate
Dan- *Names kid Jeffery*
Also Dan 10 min later- "What did I name the kid again?"
Also also Dan 10 min later- "I'm sorry Jeffery
Me- " It seems you have forgotten that you forgot"
Haha
*_"INCEPTION"_*
And later on he forgot what he named the kid 😂
XD
*hes a little confused but he got the spirit*
2020: Dan is bad at the game
2021: Dan is the world champion at the game
@WronJonah Yep.
Dan: “This is actually a pretty nice play park”
Also Dan: *rates it 3/10*
10000/1000
Lol
I would say it's more of a 7/10
XD
same
Jeffrey:*walks up to the ice cream van*
Rod: im about to end this kid's whole career.
The name of the boy is acttually Charlie
nola nola I thought it was Daniel XD
@@Soup_hugz Daniel is the kid you play as
Logan Stephens oh ok
Logan Stephens no the character you play as is named j
"If he kills me I'm dead"
-Dantdm 2020
Potato Guy his last name is Middleton?
Science
unique nonsense yes
Tilly W-H yes
Tilly W-H yes
i love how most of these comments is about how dan contradicts himself lol
Yeah, it is kind of annoying when people have the same type of comments
I mean, he does it on a daily basis
I know right?
DanTDM: This is a slingshot. Let's try it out.
*Shoots Icecream*
DanTDM: THIS FIRE STONES!?
Me: what did you expect a slingshot to shoot? Bullets?
lol
Wait yours doesn't?
@@Sh12pen wait WHAT-
@@Sh12pen What kind of slingshot are you using? 😂
Dude Dantdm himself ❤️ ur comment 😂
Dan: " i see this goodies open in tv" 4:00
Every one: "storage wars"
Yup
Exactly my guy
English at its finest
Yes
dan: *chooses the parking lot*
dan five seconds later: why are we in the parking lot
Lel
Rhonda Churchill hah ye lol
Hahhahahahahhhahahahaahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Lol
Ollolololoollo ki lololoololololol I'll olol
Dan’s response to Rod’s theme tune (4:28): “That’s the worst theme tune in the world!”
Dan two minutes later (6:39): “His theme tune is better than granny’s!”
yep XD
Yea
Omg
It's 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
Granny does not even have a theme lol
Dan: Jeffrey start the engines
"Jeffrey": Man, can't you see I'm trapped in the cage!
XD
XD lol
Wat
Lol
Hi
Dan: I need to be super careful. *opens door*
Rod: hey
2:41 a semi jumpscare
12:51 incoming jumpscare
13:51 another incoming jumpscare
14:58 and another one(jumpscare)
17:20 expect the unexpected (jumpscare)
20:08 Death awaits every time you open that door(jumpscare)
20:42 oh another jumpscare
23:20 oh god that jumpscare actually got me XD
27:21 did he went into the women’s toilet...
Last one isn't even a jumpscare....but it's funny(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
all the jumpscares scared me
😱😱😨😨😵
😨😨😨I'm scared
Verdaleen Denetdale dude it’s nothing it’s just an ice cream dude that’s slower than a bag of bricks
Hi Todoroki
Nobody:
Dan’s neighbors when he plays a horror game: Is he okay?
Dan: this is really cool having different maps in the same game
Minecraft: *...*
Lolol
Lol
Yo shreds bro am Shrek drag queen
1000 IQ
Minecraft hardcore maps: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU!?
Dan: “ Rodney don’t make me use your full name buddy*
Me: *Laughs*
Hahah
Poisonous Snake 🐍 XD
Lmfao
You don’t know what that means
Oh my god never mind
Dan: They could’ve got Jeffery a bigger cage
Also Dan: heS TInY
LMAO XD
Can’t forget the:
“Bless him”🥹
Dans expectations : It shoots NUKES Dans reality: It shoots stones
SP4Z Loco 😜
join my team
Dan: Don't worry everything will be fine
Also Dan: ITS NOT OKAY WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Dan: I just need a key to save my little fat friend
Me: I-
When your offended:
@MonsterGaming 2.0 Hah, I'm just saying what he said and my responce to it, and how am I calling you fat?
@@nellyzacky 👁🗨 👄 👁🗨
@@fnaflover3291 when your annoying:
If you ever meet Dan just know, if you have a mustache that’s all he’ll need to know about you to know you are a *cool guy with a cool mustache dude.*
Dan: you cant get through here can you?
Ice cream man: hold my ice cream
*"JEFFERY, START THE ENGINE!"*
- DanTDM 2020
*"RODNEY? DON'T MAKE ME USE YOUR FULL NAME!"*
Shrek
Ciaran Bengtsson because *SHREK*
Because SHEAK
Only real ones remember the Goosebumps episode about the kid and the ice cream truck
I am not a real one then criesss
OMG YAS
I remember that one
'The fat kid's name is Daniel!?'
DanTDM, Daniel Middleton
*Now that's a roast right there*
lmao 🤣
Lolllll 👁👄👁😂😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Whats the roast? No Iunderstand not a woosh but its a bad roast
Dan: “wait what did i call him again? Julian? Jonathan? i cant remember..”
Also Dan: “*JEFFREY! JEFFREY START THE ENGINE*”
Lmfao ikr
*Then realize that Jeffrey is on a cage, and that Jeffrey IS HIM
@@rancor4513 No, the protagonists name is J.
@@cocoa_bean845 and u pronounce it as Jay, right?
Dan: HAHAHAH YOU CANT WALK THU THERE
Rod:" u sure about that?"
* walks through*
Dan: OH YOU CAN AHHH
Me: oh classic dan...
Um its sure not sire
lol
Rica Teofi you mean sure no sire
@@saradasdad3575 oh sorry didnt realise
@@heibi_5023 didnt realise sorry
This is a game, I think it’s a game......
-what my ears heard dan say 2020
Rعαןιτy wat da timestamp
not funny
Dude I don't get it
Dan: this is actually a pretty nice playground I rate it a 3/10 XD
Qq) gmuuuuuuu/uuu
Sarcasm at it's lowest
xD
His real name is Sean
@@AsPOICARICAL what- pretty sure it’s not lmao where’d you get that from
Dan: This Playgrounds Actually Pretty Good
Also Dan: I Rate It A Three Out Of Ten. 😂
Haha
Little Leaguer I literally just heard him say that XD😂😂😂
Little Leaguer 😂😂😂 I think he meant 3/5
SO TRUE
Sorry buddy didnt see ur comment I baseically commented the same thing
The Legendary Ice Cream song used by every ice cream company
"I am going to kill some kids today , I'm looking for the chump plubby ones, I'm going to find some chubby kids and we gonna make some ice cream fun"
*plubby
*Make
thats the whole theme for him good job
random commenter grammar isn’t a big deal
@@randomcommenter7900 dude he spelled everything right take another look at the guys comment.
Holy shi--
Me: *watches vid*
Also me: *hears ice cream man tone coming from outside also realizing how chubby I am*
But it's corona time
Lol
Hmmm... wheres turkeyboy37?
Aw srry man,I'm literally the opposite, the skinniest girl :(
me to dont blame me
“This is a really nice play park I rate it ✨3/10✨”
Dan:I’m gonna call this chubby kid Jeffery. “later dies”
Dan:wait what did I call him?
Me:JEFFERY YOU CALLED HIM JEFFERY
Your right
I didn't really care
Me tho
Dan: What a pathetic item.
"A few moments later"
Dan: WAIT? I need the slingshot to smash this.
Slingshot: Dan i told you, i aint pathetic
Slingshot: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
What time is the joke? (Sorry bad grammar, swoosh me if you want..)
@@RoJupey what do you mean smoosh its r/wooosh
@@minecraftmaster5925 Ok Minecraft.
No one:
Dan: "Rod is gonna come up behind me and tickle my toes".
no he wil lik tem
@@moinetteelemoine6800 ?
Im scared now
NO MY WEAKNESSSS
Lol... time stamp?
came back for nostalgia but i was just todays yrs old Until I REALIZED That Dans voice matches with the neighborhood ambient
This is how many times Dan said “I thought that would knock you out.”
well he has a metal plate in his head lol
It does
No I didn’t think it though ok
Dan: That’s the worst theme tune!
Also Dan: I prefer this over Granny because he has a better theme tune.
Granny doesn't even have a tune
Exaggutor good point
@@exaggutor8839 exactly
Exaggutor Pretty sure that’s the point
What’s granny’s tune LAlalLallaLlalalalLal
Al
Who else gets scared when dan screams or yells instead of the character who tries to scare you
My favorite thing Dan has said this whole video out of context would have to be, " Maybe we could use his ice cream head to grease that bad boy up."
or possibly, "Rod's gonna come up behind me and tickle my toes"
@@ssppiiddyy11 true
@@ihavekidsinmybasement950 new fan or rewatch?
Dan: He can’t walk through there! Rod: walks through
Dan: AAAAAAAAAA
Glad to see Dan still going during everything that's happened recently it's good to see a RUclipsr I used to watch all the time still going and although I don't watch you anymore I wish you the best of luck for whatever your future holds.
@DeUltimmePinda ik
Dan: Ur slow
Dan's mind: *This is easy*
Dan after he fails: This game is hard
Real quick his name is rod
His head is as big as a marshmallow 😂🤣😂🤣
dan: “this is actually a pretty good playground”
also dan: “i rate it a 3/10”
Dan: Can I phone for help?
Rod: My plan is going perfectly
Also Dan: No it's not.
Bynes u nu
xZombo boi no u
True😂😂😂
@@Emilia-tg4lt no ur self
Dan: this is actually a pretty nice play park, I rate it 3/10
Me: 3/10?! That's not goo.. nvm
“I found nothing, that’s fantastic, that’s a great item.”
DanTDM 2020
“Im afraid to say. You’re done for, buddy”
-Dan
That was definitely the highlight of my day. It was SUPER funny and all your videos are super funny as well!!
Dan: *plays ice cream*
Me: he kidnaps people by freezing them. Average day.
uh...
Ice scream*
What's the point of this comment
@@Rash7 for a meme
It’s ice scream
Rod:rrraaaaahhhhhh
Dan: are you good bro?
Me:shouting at the scream for him to run
*shouting at the scream*
Jeffery: gives you a blender with Rod inside.
Dan: WHY DID HE GIVE ME A BLENDER OUT OF ALL THINGS, UNLESS I MAKE ROD INTO A SMOOTHIE
Me: what has this game turned into
:/
dorian loves roblox alot you comment alot
Jeffery: thanks fer saving my life. Please take this as a token of my gratitude!
Me: a... BLENDER!!!!
BEST GIFT EVER
*when freeze tag gets too intense:*
Lol ikr
Too*
Lol the true meaning of freeze tag
With a sprinkle of granny as well
Issac Vine ok lol
@Issac Vine lol
Me: hears Rod's song
"What an awful song!"
Also me: "I'm gonna kill some kids today..."
My mom: *gives me a weird look*
XD
I don't get it
PLIXER GAMING its a joke
Lmao XDDD
@@bromied i dont get the joke
Dan: i forgot his name. * 23 minutes later* Dan: wE nEeD tO sAvE jEfFeRY.
LOL
His nickname is jeff
His real name is Charlie
lvxriiaedits Ok
agreed
I find it crazy this is already 4years old
“don’t kill me cause I WILL die!”
-Daniel Middleton 2020
"Take a look around by sliding a finger on the screen"
Dan: *Slides finger on the screen*
lol
its not funny if u repeat just STOP
Xd
I dont get it
Oh now i get it XD
Dan: "Ok now were safe"
*1 second later he dies*
Damon right
Hahaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaha
maybe soon in real life
Imagine having a Deku profile picture pffffffffffff, couldn’t relate.
😵😵
Dan: “use our brains”
Me: *points to my head/brain*
Haha 😂
Dan: everything is gonna be fine.
Rod: are you sure about that?
Dan: *running Intestifies*
Yeeeeessssssssssss
Dan: WAIT THE SLINGSHOT ATTRACTS HIM!!!
Rod: You should of gone for the head.....
sick move broooo
*...*
Yeah XD except...
Dan: WAIT THE SLINGSHOT ATTRACTS HIM!!!
Thanos: You should've gone for the head.....
Later when Dan gets the paintball gun...
Dan: We just have to hit a headshot never mind...
Thanos: Thor got the memo too XD
@@PenguinGamer__ XDDDDD U SO FUNY
Dantdm: this is the worst theme song ever
Also Dan: he has a better theme song
True
*them song*
*theme
:)
Ya you forgot the e
Theme not them
I love how he needed Donald’s security ID card but he just picks up Anthony’s.
Dan: “You can’t get through here”
Ice Scream: “You underestimate my power”
5:00
I read this comment and that part of the video played at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.
He kills kids for a living do you think he will follow the rules now
Dan: goes into girls bathroom
Also Dan: there is nothing in here
Depressed Dan noise
Lol
Omg no
Ahha
Nooo. Omg that’s manky
Apple :>
Day 4 of trying to convince Dan to say his old intro
A. K. A
"hey guys Dan here from the diamond minecart"
[I'm Too late]
Stop doing dis
@@Goodvibeschannel07 what if i don't wanna
Not gonna lie I love the current intro
I loved when he did that it. I would love it if he said that for mincraft videos
@@oliviafaye6196 hello
jumpscares dont usually get me but whenever Rod appears from around a corner it's terrifying.
"Rod is going to come up behind me and tickle my toes!"
-DanTDM 2020
Endigo: Welp, time for another song.
Lol
Cool
Dan: *chooses parking lot*
Also Dan: Why are we in the parking lot?
You should do a video on more TDM
@@maryclairesears6508 what in the world do you mean?
StarLight Oop..
They are saying that dan should make videos on moretdm but dan said in a stream that he isn’t gone make more videos on moretdm but whe won’t delete the old ones
@@paperclip2075 i know that but if he wants to say that, he should do a normal comment not a reply to someone's comment
Yeah
Dan: I’m gonna do my best to save you.
Also Dan: Jeffrey, I’m afraid to say, your on your own.
Also also Dan: Jeffery, start the engine.
*Jeffery is questioning the quality of your friendship...*
XD lol
DAN : FORGET JEFFRY , I'M OUT !!
ME : DYING IN LAUGHTER !!
ha
Dan 2018: You can’t catch me I’m gingerbread Dan !
Dan 2020: You can’t catch me I’m the ice cream man!
Dude are you gingerbread Dan or the ice cream man ?
Bethan Lee-Mackenzie he is the gingerbread cream man
Yes he is
I rememeber that
GINGERCREAM MAN!
THE ICE BREAD MAN
Dan: "I'm sure you guys have heard plenty about this game." Me: Didn't even know that this game even existed.
It’s been a real game since 2018
Same
Same over here :)
Bryce Gundacker Same
Same bro
dantdm: shoots him with sling shot
*does nothing *
dan: oh great
me: it’d not that it was 2 weak it’s the fact that he’s wearing diamond armour
Yeah but he could not find a helmet to fit is chubby icecream head so you can hit him
cheesy puns cheese you forgot his chubby body
Teodoro Jr Rosalin but hitting body does not work
Only Dan: This is a nice playground
*I rate it a 3/10*
Dan:”lets go to the stalls” 2 seconds later “ok let’s go to the parking”
Yes Philip is saved because of you jaxson
Haha
A fishstick bro
Me just screaming the whole time:THE KEYCARD HAS A FRIKIN COFFEE ON IT
Same
all of them do
lol me to
me too
Same
When he said “ I’m going to kill some kids today” my jaw dropped
me too lol
No it didnt.
Shannon Oiler Ok
Lol
Purple guy is that you??
*Dan:* THATS THE WORST THEME SONG EVER
*also Dan:* I would choose this over granny because he has a better theme
Me: drinking water
Dan: Listening to the killing chubby kids song by Rod and reacts
Me: *chokes*
Hahahahhahahhhah what dan would say no offense dan
LOL
oof
15:46 Dan getting angry that he can’t get in the door, Dan says in demonic voice: “GET IN”!
🧐👿👽👩🦳🤭👾💩🤖🤓😈😔🤣☻💀🐇😂🤫😺💥🥺🤡🤥☠🥴🥳🧙♀️🙂
“This is a pretty nice play park. I rate it a 3 out of 10”
Alright Dan
Shannon Dumouchelle LOL Lmao
(￣∀￣)
Oh wait dude we have the same comment XD
Someone already has this comment 😑
Lol
Game: ice scream
RUclips: M I N E C R A F T
Dan knows his stuff granny + ice cream = this game "I think"
Dan: I need to be SUPER careful
*Five seconds later*
Dan: AHHHHHHHHHH, HE'S RIGHT THERE
Dan: HAr har u cant walk through there
whats going on in Rods mind "ima bout to end this mans whole career"
LOL
Lol. 🤣
Lol😝😝
A year time does go fast...
me: rewatches while eating icecream* mmm *delicous*
Oh god 😂
Oh gosh.maybe you should have checked the ice cream before eating it
You could’ve been eating fat chubby kids
When he said I watch a show and they open lockers and sometimes get goodies he meant a show called storage wars I think
"is that the ice cream version of grany"
~dan 2020~
its granny
@@T3M3P1C .
No It Is Nun Because Rod's Mom Is The Nun.
@@theanimeditor6400 that is against the rules for nuns they have to stay devoted to god
@@T3M3P1C I Mean The Evil Nun From One Of The Company's Apps Who Made Ice Scream.
Dan: this is a pretty good park
Also dan: I rate it a 3/10
I was confused for a while
The whole time he had the key card I just really wanted to tell him that there was the cafeteria symbol on the key card the whole time
Dan: Says “it’s a nice park”
Also Dan: “I rate it 3 out of 10
I know right
Stolen
Me: nice rating dan :)))
Your rite
i know how is it nice if it's 3/10
Puns: exist
Ice scream: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
GD Trojusk underated comment
Have you ever heard I scream, You scream, we all scream, for ice cream!!!?
@@cocoliciousgamez7317 Yeah but it's a tiny bit irrelevant XD
Ooooooookkkkkkkkkk
Jeffery: *gives blender*
Me: “ Oh let’s blend Rod into a smoothie!”🤫
I was looking for this comment
Thank You
*Its fat daniel*
It’s actually Charlie
@@benji-brawlstars so what
25:10, “Guys, I don’t know where to use the pliers tho, I have no idea.”
1/2 a second later: “Hmm, I’ve got an idea.”
anybody here in 2024?
Noot me
Hello :3:3
Mmmmmm I don't knooooooow
Yeahhhhh
Me