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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @TheArmchairHistorian
    @TheArmchairHistorian  4 года назад +3098

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    • @yashwanthkumar4394
      @yashwanthkumar4394 4 года назад +14

      Was waiting for this video. Love your content

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 4 года назад +4

      Wow cool!

    • @silber3155
      @silber3155 4 года назад +1

      Tysm for doing this topic!

    • @za3bula309
      @za3bula309 4 года назад +4

      That means there wont be need of censoring the video right?

    • @doggylover7564
      @doggylover7564 4 года назад +1

      hi

  • @TheArmchairHistorian
    @TheArmchairHistorian  4 года назад +6808

    We were not demonetized! RUclips has been being 100 times better lately and the channel is doing really well. I don't want you guys to worry, we're getting through this :)

    • @valdemarb7692
      @valdemarb7692 4 года назад +147

      Yeehaw, RUclips finally understands

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 4 года назад +144

      Glad that RUclips wants to understand how history should be told AS IS.
      I was worried this video might got deleted.

    • @giantsfan714
      @giantsfan714 4 года назад +10

      Ayyy

    • @brendenhickman4198
      @brendenhickman4198 4 года назад +6

      HEEEEEEEY! Good to hear :D

    • @Karifi
      @Karifi 4 года назад +12

      Good news in these dark times

  • @wilshire36
    @wilshire36 4 года назад +6486

    Me: They left the baby!
    The French Family: We’re gonna do what’s called a “pro gamer” move”...

    • @apples8232
      @apples8232 4 года назад +191

      Haha grenade go brr

    • @calebquentel8837
      @calebquentel8837 4 года назад +285

      Me: Bruh she dropped her whole ass baby on the floor.
      Baby: Is actually bundle of live hand grenades
      Me: Oh...

    • @aussiewater
      @aussiewater 4 года назад +10

      Zack Anthony It’s a meme.

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 года назад +8

      I said that too in my brain

    • @cocacolaman4522
      @cocacolaman4522 4 года назад +9

      *skibidi bop mm dada plays*

  • @lukad7744
    @lukad7744 4 года назад +7373

    Imagine being a 40 year old at the time, you had spent months or even years fighting in the trenches during ww1 and now 20 years later your government surrenders after only 6 weeks

    • @nikolai3620
      @nikolai3620 4 года назад +1412

      Imagine spreading cream cheese over your bagel that just came out of the toaster only to drop it on the floor and have it land face down.

    • @OverLord-mw2be
      @OverLord-mw2be 4 года назад +240

      Allied forces failed miserably in the initial fight against Germany. With the Germans high on meth, their blitz was overwhelmingly quick and took the allies off guard (allies were bunkering down like they did for in WW1). German tanks steamrolled through and Frances surrender was the unfortunate result, they weren't prepared.

    • @СтенькаТрольеводов
      @СтенькаТрольеводов 4 года назад +12

      I HAD IMAGINED IT. I WAS NOT SURPRISED

    • @pujo6532
      @pujo6532 4 года назад +52

      45 days=3 weeks? Wow great 👏👏

    • @lilcoda5282
      @lilcoda5282 4 года назад +7

      luka :D 5 weeks

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 9 месяцев назад +54

    Fun fact: Before the war, France used the same timezone as the British isles. But Germany moved the French clocks forward an hour as they used the timezone we now know as Central European Time

  • @BossDelta38
    @BossDelta38 4 года назад +6541

    "Daily calories intake reduced to 1200-1500 calories."
    Leningrad: That's for a whole family, right?

    • @PeterPranker1
      @PeterPranker1 4 года назад +109

      A grad's gotta eat fam

    • @Captain_FAIL
      @Captain_FAIL 4 года назад +233

      For a family of 6,yeah. During the siege workers had only around 200 grams of bread a day aka couple of pieces. Soldiers had around twice as much,with other populus getting around 100-150 grams. People ate all of their pets,pigeons,rats,mice,all of them. Only after a month the siege started,cannibalism started too. A soup made out of fine animal skin shoes was the best dish one could have. About a million starved,couple hundred others because of exhaustion,illnesses and german bombings. German bombs took way less lives than anything else,though. Mainly bombing not the people but the infrastructure and etc. ruining the starving and already practically destroyed city even more.

    • @JesusChrist-qi8yo
      @JesusChrist-qi8yo 4 года назад +104

      North Korea: that's Kim's snack

    • @dalesabandal9113
      @dalesabandal9113 4 года назад +13

      @Spicyleaves damn bro you trippin. The whole city's calorie intake is too high. It was south of 1000 during peak fighting years.

    • @joshuaortiz2031
      @joshuaortiz2031 4 года назад +12

      @@Captain_FAIL i would gladly resort to cannibalism if I was in that situation. In the winter you are literally walking around a massive frozen meat locker with the freezing cold and the dead every where.

  • @willgto3852
    @willgto3852 4 года назад +4960

    “I’d like to talk about our sponsor, world of tanks”
    Double tap double tap double tap double tap double tap double tap

    • @mundea
      @mundea 4 года назад +102

      I had to like that, sucks that you're a City fan

    • @joaquinalfaro1789
      @joaquinalfaro1789 4 года назад +37

      Mwansa Mundea The Football Fanatic 😂

    • @CBielski87
      @CBielski87 3 года назад +22

      >makes video about french occupation
      >uses german composition in louis [sic] of all sorts of french, "somber" music

    • @TheCart54321
      @TheCart54321 3 года назад +7

      Exactly what I did

    • @hughsmith4464
      @hughsmith4464 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like the US today

  • @davidcool5189
    @davidcool5189 4 года назад +3321

    "...the French were subjected to an even worse fate; bureaucracy."
    The French now: The ride never ends.

    • @RedSoo749
      @RedSoo749 4 года назад +59

      i guess we kinda got the taste for it

    • @cyberrock9018
      @cyberrock9018 4 года назад +3

      David Cool ruclips.net/video/rQH-ING_yds/видео.html

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 4 года назад +4

      I don't get it?

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 4 года назад +37

      germany rapes france
      50 years later
      france: i just cant quit you
      germany: shut up baby, i know it

    • @thegoodlord6518
      @thegoodlord6518 4 года назад +6

      *Albert Camus has entered the chat*

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 3 года назад +264

    Reminds me of stories my grandad would tell me from the war. He was born in german-occupied Jersey, just off the coast of Normandy and Brittany. We had our own language here, Jerriais, but English was the more widely spoken one. Jerriais made a return during the occupation as it was close enough to French not to arouse suspicion, but not so close that the Germans who spoke French could understand what we were saying. Sadly, the language of my people is all but dead, with more and more native speakers dying each year and almost nobody learning it or speaking it at home.

    • @TheAzureNightmare
      @TheAzureNightmare Год назад +4

      What are more people speaking in the area now?

    • @genericorochimain7027
      @genericorochimain7027 Год назад +7

      @@TheAzureNightmare they speak French however many areas of Brittany still have a couple tens of thousands who speak our local Gaelic language Breton

    • @edienandy
      @edienandy Год назад +1

      Did he ever talk about the beast of Jersey?

    • @ChrisCrossClash
      @ChrisCrossClash 7 месяцев назад

      @@genericorochimain7027Jersey? They are all British I don’t know what that guy is going on about?

    • @i-fart-n-elevators4610
      @i-fart-n-elevators4610 7 месяцев назад

      But now they have the luxury of Arabic as the fastest growing language

  • @eli.rez_music
    @eli.rez_music 4 года назад +10793

    Before we talk about the French being brutally suppressed, I’d like to talk about our sponsor

    • @volkerwestphal3746
      @volkerwestphal3746 4 года назад +201

      Yeah, if this is youtube schooling, better leave it be.

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      @whyhello9649 4 года назад +475

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    • @deadpork5201
      @deadpork5201 4 года назад +50

      ...The German Panzer

    • @arandomseal4793
      @arandomseal4793 4 года назад +112

      THE FUHRER DOES NOT WAIT FOR SPONSORS

    • @mistyjones9831
      @mistyjones9831 4 года назад +20

      *Every person that gets sponsored*

  • @theamazingraccoon3117
    @theamazingraccoon3117 4 года назад +1429

    “Once Upon a Time in Nazi Occupied France”
    Christoph Waltz: my time has come

  • @BastianErkel
    @BastianErkel 4 года назад +7471

    Fun Fact: France never actually switched back to their "actual" time zone. To this day they're still using the "German" time zone.

    • @chrish5222
      @chrish5222 4 года назад +1299

      It’s a souvenir.

    • @planetoftheweek
      @planetoftheweek 3 года назад +660

      Wow I didn't know that. So when I travel to France I don't have to change my watch's time. Now that I think of it, it makes sense that France should have another timezone. More like the same the british have.

    • @rightand5719
      @rightand5719 3 года назад +745

      Talk about being lazy

    • @jessicatitle6024
      @jessicatitle6024 3 года назад +93

      @@rightand5719 😆😂🤣 good one!

    • @rightand5719
      @rightand5719 3 года назад +22

      Wait ent they use the Germany time zone

  • @matbettez3495
    @matbettez3495 3 года назад +277

    Id actually like to see what life was like in Germany post WW1 and Versailles Treaty. And then again post WW2. Those poor civilians had it rough.

    • @latergator4154
      @latergator4154 2 года назад

      All lies they did not have it hard, they didn’t even welcome the American soldiers when they were liberated.

    • @grumbild3350
      @grumbild3350 Год назад

      Well they elected hitler so... in a way they are not all white

    • @GDL88
      @GDL88 Год назад +35

      They’ll never talk about that 😂

    • @tobz4403
      @tobz4403 6 месяцев назад

      Those poor civilians voted the nazis into power

    • @taylorbarrett384
      @taylorbarrett384 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@GDL88there's plenty of talk about it on RUclips, which you can find pretty easily. Though, to be sure, it's difficult to be very sympathetic with post-WW2 Germans, given their complicity with Nazism

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 3 года назад +3480

    What’ pains me is that the Germans had a guy named France Holder, but they didn’t use him to hold France.

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 года назад +65

      The comment below me has more likes.
      Rico653 Caines is cool now, I'm not

    • @rico653caines3
      @rico653caines3 3 года назад +350

      “Years of academy training WASTED!”

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 3 года назад +14

      Your kidding

    • @mrspikeus1
      @mrspikeus1 3 года назад +195

      @@lavellelee5734 He means Franz Halder. A German general.

    • @djnoise5305
      @djnoise5305 3 года назад +14

      That would be a big BRuh moment

  • @rondornay5583
    @rondornay5583 4 года назад +5202

    Before we talk about France suffering, I want to thank our sponsor, W O R L D O F T A N K S

    • @bluerisk
      @bluerisk 4 года назад +24

      Brulez la Palatinate, Heidelberg deleta; they burned thousands of German villages to the ground, and now they cry murder because of a curfew...

    • @jensvanbockstal429
      @jensvanbockstal429 4 года назад +47

      What about belgiums suffering being used as a meat shield and not getting credit for our victory of holding germany of france in ww1

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      @chainmail5886 4 года назад +54

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      @yoloswaggins1579 4 года назад +44

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    • @CBielski87
      @CBielski87 3 года назад +29

      >makes video about french occupation
      >uses german composition

  • @Feederfanis
    @Feederfanis 4 года назад +5209

    It's all fun and games until someone bypasses the Maginot line.

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 4 года назад +24

      Yeah, so lol!

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 4 года назад +35

      Is that still a thing even today?

    • @aztec0996
      @aztec0996 4 года назад +43

      @@itsblitz4437 perhaps for the Soviets this time ? 🤔 nations under NATO that were formerly Eastern bloc nations have heavily fortified borders in case of Russian invasion

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 года назад +87

      Zirmas you realise that the allied military planning wanted the Germans to bypass the maginot line, the point of the maginot line wasn’t to hold off the entire German army it was to secure the flank of the army while the main armies of Great Britain an France link up with Belgium forces in a pre decided defensive line. there is a myth around how the French didn’t expect the Germans to go through Belgium again when of course they expected it and that’s what decided french defensive planning in the interwar period. What ultimately doomed the allies is that they didn’t concentrate their forces correctly

    • @chanomjea6515
      @chanomjea6515 4 года назад +20

      @Zirmas Fix you comment to "it's all fun and games until some tank breakthrough ardennes forrest" Edit: change sedan to ardennes.

  • @last9up
    @last9up 9 месяцев назад +13

    I really like these videos. I'm always so focused on the weapons and battles of wars and don't usually think about the civilians and their lives. Thank you.

  • @erinboc8512
    @erinboc8512 4 года назад +2625

    I went from “THEY LEFT THEIR BABY!!!” To “oh.”

    • @kidz4p509
      @kidz4p509 4 года назад +50

      @Erin Boc Trust me. That got me too.

    • @dragonmade8243
      @dragonmade8243 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/yGjibp-Oh4c/видео.html

    • @cptslick141
      @cptslick141 4 года назад +78

      Ikr, i sure didn't expect a sack full of grenades lmao

    • @manger_22
      @manger_22 4 года назад +51

      @@dragonmade8243 i hate self promoters

    • @dragonmade8243
      @dragonmade8243 4 года назад +3

      @@manger_22 I hate communists but who cares honestly

  • @mvximus3188
    @mvximus3188 3 года назад +3456

    I actually found out that my grandfather, in France (he was an American soldier), had a kid with a french woman and told nobody. I took a dna test recently and found out I had relatives in France, and that's how I found out. I met them earlier this year and they were some great people!

    • @bob494949
      @bob494949 3 года назад +214

      That’s awesome. Found “lost relatives” myself in Germany and got to meet them. Ain’t it great to connect with your roots?

    • @pineapplesbringpain5243
      @pineapplesbringpain5243 3 года назад +85

      @@equarg Oh yes, I’ve heard of a similar story where a black couple had a child that was very light skinned *after* birth. The man accused her of cheating, but it was proven the child was his. Plus, some dark-skinned children are born very light after birth but regain their melanin later on.
      Though It’s funny because my brother was the opposite. He born with a tannish complexion, but his skin got lighter later on. He was also born premature, so that might explain it too.

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 года назад +10

      @Prince of Libanesien lmao xD

    • @thunderkatz4219
      @thunderkatz4219 3 года назад +25

      I’m French on my dads side my friends don’t believe me because I’m black

    • @DesignedbyHumans
      @DesignedbyHumans 3 года назад +3

      @@thunderkatz4219 lotta "french" are black anyways because of places like hatia anyways so that's nonsense

  • @michaelfrancis6488
    @michaelfrancis6488 3 года назад +5068

    Fun fact: before 1945, women gave birth to hand Grenades

    • @thebubbleteavibe
      @thebubbleteavibe 3 года назад +48

      Yes

    • @victormanguy8156
      @victormanguy8156 3 года назад +93

      Wait, did they also gave birth to hand grenades?

    • @khalidhassan659
      @khalidhassan659 3 года назад +120

      true my great-grandma was a garnade

    • @Megadextrious
      @Megadextrious 3 года назад +30

      c'est vrai, le nom de mon grand oncle était Kaboom!

    • @lalalalyessyyayaya
      @lalalalyessyyayaya 3 года назад +10

      @@Megadextrious Bonjour kaboom je suis nommer apre le chose amerique a lanser sur japone je mescuse pour mon francais terrible

  • @chadczternastek
    @chadczternastek 3 года назад +60

    Absolutely love, love these. Keep it up. Different take and makes history interesting to watch.

  • @henrybricks2953
    @henrybricks2953 4 года назад +4631

    France: *Is occupied*
    German soldiers: it's free baguette

    • @vm360fly
      @vm360fly 4 года назад +41

      baguette*

    • @Paris-xv9sj
      @Paris-xv9sj 4 года назад +42

      @@vm360fly 🍾🍷🥖🥐

    • @pinhe1350
      @pinhe1350 4 года назад +28

      🥐🍾🍷🥐🧒👦👧👦🧒

    • @metalgearray6832
      @metalgearray6832 4 года назад +13

      Nothing like a traditionnelle!

    • @Ry3n590
      @Ry3n590 4 года назад +11

      C'est vrai.

  • @earthenjadis8199
    @earthenjadis8199 4 года назад +537

    One thing about the artwork - The Germans never got the masterpieces from the Louvre like the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo. In 1939 all the artwork was split up and hidden in chateaus across the French countryside under the coordination of the curator, M Jacques Jaujard. The last piece of artwork left the Louvre on 3rd September 1939. The Mona Lisa had to be secretly moved five times throughout the war in a game of cat and mouse with the Germans.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 года назад +28

      @armia krajova Yes, still, the Louvre gave them a hard fight because, "Merde."

    • @TheDanrox110
      @TheDanrox110 4 года назад +17

      Don’t know how accurate it is, but Robert Frankenheimer’s “The Train” is a great depiction of the Nazis trying to steal the art and the efforts of the French resistance

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 года назад +15

      Reminds me of the old movie "The Train," where the French Resistance keeps redirecting a German train of stolen artwork back into France.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 года назад +6

      @@TheDanrox110 Well hell, small world! I always laugh at the part where they drop the sign on the water tower after the train leaves, revealing they're still in France.

    • @Orange-tf3dc
      @Orange-tf3dc 4 года назад

      What’s up Camus?

  • @waltermodel8313
    @waltermodel8313 4 года назад +907

    France:
    "We should reinforce the line! Quick!"
    Germany planning to flank instead: "Yes"

    • @bringensiemirfegelein1616
      @bringensiemirfegelein1616 4 года назад +2

      69th like

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 года назад +9

      Zeros DaBast not the third reich ,be proud of your grandpa tho

    • @billybuckley684
      @billybuckley684 4 года назад +2

      But that was a the whole point of the Maginot line, To force Germany to go through Belgium.

    • @billybuckley684
      @billybuckley684 4 года назад

      Multi exactly

    • @waltermodel8313
      @waltermodel8313 4 года назад +2

      But the German blitzkrieg made it harder for France to defend because refugees start to go to France then after that they fought... But the Germans encircled Most of France's forces which lead them to low defence which means they can take France without really struggling of defenders

  • @zlate5943
    @zlate5943 3 года назад +29

    The animations, the History...
    Its absolutely Beautiful

  • @brandoncooney3435
    @brandoncooney3435 4 года назад +706

    1:09 I had a mini heart attack when she dropped the so called baby

    • @mokka1115
      @mokka1115 4 года назад +75

      *No! Not the Mk2!*

    • @jav9814
      @jav9814 4 года назад +32

      They were extremely expensive and useful

    • @jav9814
      @jav9814 4 года назад +23

      Stink bomb on another level

    • @Ry3n590
      @Ry3n590 4 года назад +10

      I was just confused why she did it lol.

    • @blearyhaze985
      @blearyhaze985 4 года назад

      @salting at me no good, man LMAO

  • @adamcowboy476
    @adamcowboy476 3 года назад +3670

    Lol, i thought the husband and son were carrying a giant baguette. 🤣

  • @TomekHar
    @TomekHar 4 года назад +2455

    Everyone: talking about how hard it was to live in occupied France
    Meanwhile Poland: you what

    • @LeoTheJust
      @LeoTheJust 4 года назад +147

      Yugoslavia...

    • @stc3145
      @stc3145 4 года назад +269

      Poles got only 1500 calories a day on average, 500 less than in France and western europe. And warsaw was completely destroyed unlike Paris

    • @tywinlannister8015
      @tywinlannister8015 4 года назад +117

      @@LeoTheJust At least Yugoslavia had Tito. Apparently the guy was such a threat that he was an Abwehr objective as early as 1941. A friend of mine read that in her grandfather's war diary.

    • @Greeneye567
      @Greeneye567 4 года назад +27

      Greece was even worse

    • @obelic71
      @obelic71 4 года назад +145

      @@stc3145 Few know that Warsaw was after Manilla in the Philipines the most ravaged city of WW2. Even more then nuked Hiroshima/Nagasaki and bombed Berlin/ Tokio
      Warsaw was for 85% totaly destroyed, Manilla 90%
      The Nazi's destroyed warsaw on purpose to quel the uprising.
      both had additional massive massmurder of civilians by the occuping armies during the uprising / battle.
      Warsaw 150.000+ and Manilla 100.000+

  • @iphonecharger4185
    @iphonecharger4185 Год назад +4

    4:17 I love the irony with the café's name, literally translating to "Cafe of the peace" or "Cafe of peace". Nice little detail!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +4803

    An Austrian invaded France to make them remember who actually invented the croissant

  • @shayanhasan2254
    @shayanhasan2254 4 года назад +2557

    France: this occupation sucked its against humanity
    Also France after liberation : lemme get back to brutally ruling my colonies

    • @Inanchi05
      @Inanchi05 4 года назад +225

      Let me keep my promise to Algeria and let them be free.
      Not!

    • @absolutebonkers9735
      @absolutebonkers9735 3 года назад +74

      RIP Senegalese Tirailleurs

    • @lockeandrand
      @lockeandrand 3 года назад +94

      Yep! Really worked out for those countries once France left, right?

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 3 года назад +61

      Me: *Laughs in British*

    • @henrydelay1821
      @henrydelay1821 3 года назад

      @Ali Ali ok Ali

  • @bananalord8461
    @bananalord8461 4 года назад +640

    No iron cross as a replacement yay
    Bruh even his background is animated amazing

    • @pottierkurt1702
      @pottierkurt1702 4 года назад +33

      If he would've changed in to the youtube logo on the ss police it would've been even better.

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 4 года назад +2

      That means that RUclips demonitized the video :(

    • @bananalord8461
      @bananalord8461 4 года назад +1

      Savage Historian indeed

    • @bananalord8461
      @bananalord8461 4 года назад +1

      Zealous Doggo at least he got a sponsor to kind of make up for it

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 4 года назад +5

      @hellasow promote it? Its literally a video on nazi-occupied territory. Its like complaining about an american flag in a video on the allied-occupied Japan.

  • @maratang255
    @maratang255 Год назад +7

    0:49 scurry
    3:29 onset
    3:58 other than those
    5:01 on a daily basis
    7:55 able-bodied
    8:13 drastic measures
    9:16 quota

  • @antoiner5675
    @antoiner5675 4 года назад +709

    In France we use the expression "to be called arthur" (Se faire appeler arthur) when we "get it in the neck", scolded. It's a reference to the german patrols yelling "Acht Uhr !" to those who were still outside after 8pm during the occupation.

    • @fantomasvsfantomas2288
      @fantomasvsfantomas2288 4 года назад +16

      Hahaha ! I thought it was a joke but it proved to be true when I checked !

    • @andymonk4089
      @andymonk4089 4 года назад +10

      Strange name of Arthur, I had 2 people that I called Arthur and it enraged them. I was very young, 10-17,never knew why that name enraged them, but they were too young also to grasp this reference.

    • @carlosmarcos1452
      @carlosmarcos1452 3 года назад +9

      And today Macron calls you "Sexologue" (Six O'Clock)

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD 2 года назад +2

      @@fantomasvsfantomas2288 Who would make that up as a joke? Lol. It sounds like one of my grandparents anecdotes of the old country. (Proper use of the word anecdote - it doesn’t mean specific story, it means general story. I.e the barefoot children used to play the malde le fegn on the bridge after dark)

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD 2 года назад

      The dictionary disagrees but this is the way anecdote was used growing up…

  • @tomhiscocks242
    @tomhiscocks242 4 года назад +263

    Hitler to Mussolini: Congratulations you tried, here is a tiny piece of France

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 4 года назад +42

      The truth is that those parts of France that Italy occupied were Italian before Napoleon III took over and the French state forced everyone to speak French and forget everything about being Italian.

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 4 года назад +29

      @@Melnek1 Savoy and nice were given to France by the kingdom of Piedmont Sardinia as thanks for their help against the Austrians....

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 4 года назад +8

      @@jameslegrand848 And...? This changes nothing, it was just another case of opportunistic acquisition of territory by France, taking advantage of the disunity of its Italian and German neighbors, of course, all in accordance with the international laws and practices of the time.
      My point is that the Italians had a legitimate claim to French territory that they occupied at WW2.

    • @FoxTrotteur
      @FoxTrotteur 4 года назад +27

      @@Melnek1 They had not a legitimate claim if the population wouldn't join.
      Furthermore, they were not italian but savoyards (in Savoy) and Niçois (in the County of Nice).
      Local languages, cultures and cuisine of these areas were pretty much different of the ones of Italy, and even though italian was the official language of Piedmont-Sardinia, it was the mother tongue of only 8% of the population (and french was the mother tongue of 5%) in 1860 in the county of Nice, a hundred years before WW2.
      They never "forgot" that they were Italians because they never were Italians. They were occitans highly influenced by Italy.
      What you're saying is as false as if i was pretending that Dutch people forgot they were German because they have been close culturaly and and were at one point in history in the same political entity.
      Mussolini had no valid claim on these regions and neither did he on Albania, Ethiopia nor Greece.
      Oh! And by the way "France taking advantage of a desunified Italy" is complete bullshit. They supported the unification of Italy, and fought by its side against the austrians. The french then conquered Lombardy that was under Austrian control and immediately gave it to Piedmont-Sardinia. The county of Nice and Savoy are gifts for the help of France that was crucial in the Risorgimento.

    • @PierrotHG
      @PierrotHG 4 года назад +8

      @@Melnek1 You're a complete moron. Napoléon III supported italian unification and independance. As for Savoy being an italian land, thanks for the good laugh.

  • @smokyblackeyes3615
    @smokyblackeyes3615 4 года назад +531

    Mother: Drops baby and help the son and goes into the darkness.
    Me: Wtf is wrong with you!
    Armchair Historian: shows the bomb as a baby.
    Me: makes sense if you want BOOM BOOM.

  • @chongerwin
    @chongerwin 2 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @MrReynsupreme
    @MrReynsupreme 4 года назад +508

    Meanwhile on the Eastern front: Hell

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 года назад +1289

    France: gets occupied
    The French: *The revolution has begun.*

    • @nathanthecrane674
      @nathanthecrane674 4 года назад +35

      again

    • @scl1332
      @scl1332 4 года назад +109

      Europe: Which one?
      France: Yes

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 4 года назад +4

      *Loads Welrod*

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, the French people got a knack for revolutions.

    • @reyllantenefrancia5693
      @reyllantenefrancia5693 4 года назад +4

      Allies: We are going to push the Germans out of your border wanna come?

  • @nathanthecrane674
    @nathanthecrane674 4 года назад +1288

    why did you occupie france?
    germany: mOney

  • @leftylimbo
    @leftylimbo 3 года назад +52

    Bravo. These bite-sized morsels of WWII history are absolutely delectable. Thanks for all your effort in enlightening us to perspectives that aren't commonly seen. I'm inspired to find out more about the French Resistance. I can't imagine what it must've been like to take arms against a dominant military force; not only risking your lives but also that of your family and loved ones should you be caught.

  • @baconninja4481
    @baconninja4481 4 года назад +573

    Mortar: Honey! I’m home!
    Artillery Shell: Where is our child?
    Mortar: Oh our son Grenades, I left him to play outside.

  • @NuggetInc
    @NuggetInc 4 года назад +159

    Lol Italy got a little bit of land as in a "participation award"

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine 3 года назад +7

      Hitler told Mussolini that if he wanted to take some land, he had to conquer it. I let you guess how effective was an unprepared attach through the Alps.

    • @Amin-js4en
      @Amin-js4en 3 года назад +1

      hey nugget

  • @silenthunteruk
    @silenthunteruk 4 года назад +221

    Ironically enough, France did not change its time zone back after the war, staying on Central European Time with most of the EU. It also retains the use of identity cards to this day.

    • @skiteufr
      @skiteufr 4 года назад +61

      And the world uses passports (from the French "passeport" literally "let go through the port"), a French invention from centuries ago.

    • @fuqupal
      @fuqupal 4 года назад +37

      Yeah, when I was changing planes in France in January I had to have my passport scanned 3 times.
      What a bunch of fascists.

    • @quintiax
      @quintiax 4 года назад +15

      @@fuqupal How dare they

    • @mr.tobacco1708
      @mr.tobacco1708 4 года назад +11

      TFW your occupiers teach you how to things right so you keep using them after you get rid of them xD

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 4 года назад +4

      Would be much more convenient to carry a multiple purpose national identity card, then a driver's license, social security card, insurance card, etc

  • @jacquesrenou2850
    @jacquesrenou2850 Год назад +2

    My grandmother,Crosette was a resistance fighter and gave her life to counsel and protect my father.She was a seamstress and hidmy dad with her revolver in her seamstress trunk when the Germans came into their village and lined up people in the streets for deportation to work camps or the old and feabel to be shot on the streets.He was a very young teen and escaped my grandmother disappeared forever never to be seen again.I can't imagine the hardship they all endured and her sacrifice for us to be here today,she was toyghf and brave,my personal hero.💙⚜️

    • @jacquesrenou2850
      @jacquesrenou2850 Год назад

      My dad went on from there to join the french navy,even though he was underage,they ignored that fact and enlisted him.

  • @greenflagracing7067
    @greenflagracing7067 3 года назад +629

    The brutal suppression of France is brought to you by our sponsor, World of Tanks.

    • @rps9396
      @rps9396 3 года назад +6

      lmao

    • @garrisonnichols7372
      @garrisonnichols7372 3 года назад +2

      🤣👍

    • @NicolasSparks8371
      @NicolasSparks8371 3 года назад +1

      bruh its a good game it even has the maus

    • @justforrow
      @justforrow 2 года назад +1

      Imagine lmfao

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 2 года назад +1

      Running over protesters in China since 1989! Guaranteed reliability in suppressing the local populace!

  • @ThisisBarris
    @ThisisBarris 4 года назад +67

    A beautiful video Griff! Very well done with a true artistic flair. My grandfather was actually an STO during WW2 and apparently he nearly died towards the end because of allied bombing and starvation as the Germans abandoned the STOs to fend for themselves. As always, thanks for letting me voice for it! Merde!

    • @ThisisBarris
      @ThisisBarris 4 года назад +6

      Lazy Lamar I cracked the enigma machine

    • @tristan889
      @tristan889 4 года назад

      @@lamar493 patreon get special access

    • @butterygoodness8242
      @butterygoodness8242 4 года назад

      Shopa Pozhiratel' and Members of the YT channel

  • @aclown36
    @aclown36 4 года назад +1016

    Moral of the story:
    *Don't take a French person's wine,cheese,and baguettes*

    • @sheldo6
      @sheldo6 4 года назад +15

      Ca cest certain!!!

    • @ryan_n05
      @ryan_n05 4 года назад +9

      Can verify this. Source: My German teacher lived in France for a while (i know, ironic)

    • @smokyblackeyes3615
      @smokyblackeyes3615 4 года назад +7

      When Baguettes are stolen, Amrys are fucking dead

    • @franie1210
      @franie1210 4 года назад +3

      Ce damage

    • @OuterAlliance
      @OuterAlliance 4 года назад +5

      I am half French and when someone takes my bread or cheese I go into rage mode.

  • @nazreidlover911
    @nazreidlover911 3 года назад +4

    Been on my recommended for ages, didn’t think it would be this good damn

  • @valkvire72044
    @valkvire72044 4 года назад +147

    Germany: Victory in France
    Italy: What about me i fought the French too???
    Germany: Here take part of France (Participation Medal).

    • @deactivated5931
      @deactivated5931 4 года назад +12

      if i was mussolini, id be happy with just corsica

    • @valkvire72044
      @valkvire72044 4 года назад +4

      Ata_cama Corsica would be a nice prize for the Mussolini and Italy. As for myself I might try to take hold of a couple French colonies in Africa.

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 4 года назад +4

      It's like when they gave Chewy a medal in ROS.

    • @thibskywalker4450
      @thibskywalker4450 4 года назад

      Italians didn't pass in the Alps

    • @valkvire72044
      @valkvire72044 4 года назад

      Thib Skywalker Right and that’s why they received a participation award rather than an out right victory.

  • @mr.barkyvonschnauzer1710
    @mr.barkyvonschnauzer1710 4 года назад +471

    "Curfew from midnight to 6am?!?! Preposterous!!"
    Meanwhile in Leningrad

    • @neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms9326
      @neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms9326 4 года назад +4

      Well yeah France surrendered

    • @snehalkrishnan618
      @snehalkrishnan618 4 года назад +7

      Meanwhile in Leningrad...
      *crab rave music intensifies*

    • @dakoderii4221
      @dakoderii4221 4 года назад +22

      Good thing they aren't doing curfews and mandatory ID cards like the Nazis anymore. Just a mandatory ID card, curfews, house arrest, mandatory vaccination, wearing of slave submission mask, mandatory closing of ONLY small business, churches, and banning of private gatherings. I guess we are doing it better than the Nazis because we hypocritically call tyranny as freedom. That is the secret to making it work! People that read history are idiots. Intelligent people watch TV and believe everything they see and hear while calling those that notice patterns and ask questions as "stupid" and "crazy".🤪

    • @gg_rider
      @gg_rider 4 года назад +12

      @@dakoderii4221 Places have different local COVID laws but everyone understands them to be temporary. My US state has mild conservative restrictions, based on local medical expert opinions, but some people are arguing that common sense and slight inconvenience is tyranny. (Complete loss of income AND refusal by govt to supply the "paper" that is their exclusive monopoly, that IS tyrannical .. a Fiscal Holodomor unfolding.)
      Masks are no more slave submission in common spaces than masks worn by medical personnel, or mandatory hardhats & steel toed shoes at some work sites, or mandatory eye protection on welders, or mandatory uniforms at fast food, or mandatory coats and ties in some restaurants, or mandatory shoes/sandals and shirts to enter a convenience store to buy beer on the way to the beach.
      Masks are one more tiny rule added to existing rules of civil society ..
      I see a problem with some US locations closing restaurants even when they invest in outdoor dining. I went to an indoor Tex Mex restaurant yesterday .. there was a sheet of plastic separating booths but I admit it was altogether risky with everyone breathing the exhale of people nearby. If ONE of those hundred people was an asymptomatic carrier, I could have huge problems or death for a meal of chips and burrito.
      Yet I understand how contentious it is trying to balance the rights of consumers and the rights of small business with the rights of hospital medical staff and the goal to maintain some slack in terms of ICU beds and other resources.

    • @renaudfensie3020
      @renaudfensie3020 4 года назад +3

      Meanwhile in 2020

  • @tommytran1183
    @tommytran1183 4 года назад +427

    woman: *drops baby. walks off*
    me: WAS ZUM TEUFEL

  • @loganlabbe9767
    @loganlabbe9767 Год назад +4

    3:35 you cant prolong darkness AND hasten night at the same time. If the clocks were moved forward it would be darker in the morning and brighter in the evening

  • @BuffyPickle
    @BuffyPickle 3 года назад +376

    4:24 I love that shot of the Frenchie, just completely takes all the stereotypes for French citizens: thin mustache, cigarette in his mouth, restaurant owner, pissed off, formal dressing, it’s just great.

  • @heywooddjbelome2021
    @heywooddjbelome2021 4 года назад +1858

    Germans looted priceless treasures from museums that the French themselves had looted from Egypt and the middle east.

    • @hz.mevlanacelaleddin-irumi5399
      @hz.mevlanacelaleddin-irumi5399 4 года назад +190

      it's all lies to make the nazis look bad

    • @merrickx
      @merrickx 4 года назад +58

      The Germans wanted to preserve that which the prophecied would be ruined, and what are we watching a single lifetime later?.........

    • @merrickx
      @merrickx 4 года назад +19

      The Germans wanted to preserve that which the prophecied would be ruined, and what are we watching a single lifetime later?.........

    • @Big_Al_Smokes
      @Big_Al_Smokes 4 года назад +54

      @@hz.mevlanacelaleddin-irumi5399 it wasn't to make nazis look bad it was to make the French look good

    • @clashthegamer4873
      @clashthegamer4873 4 года назад +67

      But... Egypt was under the control of the UK, was this a joke about how English and French museums both contain a bunch of relics which aren't theirs?

  • @colemancooper5226
    @colemancooper5226 4 года назад +500

    “Swastika in thumbnail”
    RUclips: I’m bout to demonetize this man’s whole career

    • @jayantabaishya3152
      @jayantabaishya3152 4 года назад +26

      It didn't!

    • @Clancy3
      @Clancy3 4 года назад +27

      The most stale meme in history.

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 4 года назад +1

      @@Clancy3 indeed

    • @TheBrianp1
      @TheBrianp1 4 года назад +3

      @@Clancy3 It isn't stale when Chuck Norris uses it

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 4 года назад

      @Hernando Malinche everyone could be chuck norris, if we all treated everyone as if they were chuck norris we would have peace on earth
      May Norris bless you and us all

  • @croulantroulant3082
    @croulantroulant3082 3 года назад +96

    I have to say it really boils my blood as a French guy when Brits or Americans make fun of France's WW2 behavior. When the fact is these 2 countries have never been invaded. And the entirety of WWI was fought on French soil.

    • @monsieurpoisson8163
      @monsieurpoisson8163 2 года назад +8

      *western front
      (Also a large amount of Belgium was caught up in the Frontline)

    • @SableZardYT
      @SableZardYT 2 года назад +30

      Especially since France is half the reason America is a country. Don't worry, some of us still appreciate that.

    • @justforrow
      @justforrow 2 года назад

      @@SableZardYT Yeah, it was a FRENCH inventor who built the Statue of Liberty. If it wasn't for France, America would have no Statue of Liberty.

    • @oceanfive5
      @oceanfive5 2 года назад

      Germany did try to invade England and failed, hitler wanted to get France so they could get the uk but their plan did not work.

    • @capri468
      @capri468 2 года назад +11

      Do you feel the same for African countries exploited by France?

  • @CausticSpace
    @CausticSpace 3 года назад +779

    I didn't know HOI4 lore was this deep

    • @zajemc2604
      @zajemc2604 3 года назад +43

      You made my frickin day. Nah, week.

    • @nenggo2540
      @nenggo2540 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @anthonykatsivalis224
      @anthonykatsivalis224 3 года назад +21

      Yeah bro, just you wait for the lore of the German invasion of the Soviet Union

    • @okay38
      @okay38 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @justforrow
      @justforrow 2 года назад +1

      Nice one

  • @collinandersen3369
    @collinandersen3369 4 года назад +93

    The grenade baby is only slightly more prone to blowouts than the regular variety.

  • @remindertostayhydrated602
    @remindertostayhydrated602 4 года назад +239

    Hey guys remember to stay hydrated today!

  • @animeszene
    @animeszene Месяц назад +1

    The full moon in the thumbnail is so beautiful 😢❤😍😭💔

  • @kevinhixson1586
    @kevinhixson1586 4 года назад +413

    You should do average life in Mussolini's Italy.

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 4 года назад +23

      Not that different: misery, rationing, propagandistic bombing, mass sistemic corruption and engineered inefficencies (ever wondered why Italy was so unprepared for war?)
      resistence slowly taking shape then exploding after september 8th, while the Salò puppets helping nazis with deportations and retaliations.
      The "when HE was there..." gold era is a huge propagandistic LIE Italy is still struggling to shake it off.

    • @Dadouf112
      @Dadouf112 4 года назад +5

      North or south?

    • @davidcena9795
      @davidcena9795 4 года назад +7

      life wasn't that bad BEFORE the start of the war, it was the same sometimes even better than France or UK to say some countries, after that when the war started situation degenerated and the resistance started taking power

    • @tea4223
      @tea4223 4 года назад +1

      France, Italy... had it good compared to what the Japanese did in China.

    • @daniele5349
      @daniele5349 4 года назад

      @@tea4223 shut up capitalist

  • @boborno
    @boborno 4 года назад +810

    Fun fact: The lights on the Eifel tower were installed in 1987

    • @LKaramazov
      @LKaramazov 4 года назад +10

      Really?

    • @Manning218
      @Manning218 4 года назад +3

      Cool

    • @triv3501
      @triv3501 4 года назад +121

      Actual fact: Gas lights were used in 1889, until electrical modernization in early 1900's.
      www.toureiffel.paris/en/news/130-years/brief-history-towers-lighting

    • @tomcreaniceman7426
      @tomcreaniceman7426 4 года назад +49

      Fun fact Europe is crumbling

    • @0raph
      @0raph 4 года назад +1

      this is brillant!

  • @scottlawson2028
    @scottlawson2028 4 года назад +276

    Yet again no history regarding armchairs

    • @solosalvador
      @solosalvador 4 года назад +18

      He should do something like for that for April fools lmao

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 года назад +1

      Pffffffhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one.

    • @aarongranda7825
      @aarongranda7825 4 года назад +1

      They go all the way back to Babylonia.

    • @paulinbrooklyn
      @paulinbrooklyn 4 года назад

      Haha. For similar reasons, I still don’t understand “To Kill a Mockingbird”.

  • @peterpettigrew4410
    @peterpettigrew4410 3 года назад +3

    I thought this woman deadass dropped her baby.
    “Oh hell nah jimmy not my blanket”
    *YEETS CHARLIE JR*

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 4 года назад +152

    Now, after all of this harshness that Germans forced over French, it's pretty much shocking that german occupation policies in France were actually, comparing to the other countries, one of the most lenient! In some other countries, especially in Eastern Europe, (like in Poland, Soviet Union or Serbia) there were such measures that for any killed German soldier they would execute randomly chosen 100 civilians and for every wounded 50 civilians! Not to mention that massive ethnic cleansing and even genocide policies were introduced later! I mean, Nazis really did know how to make a occupation as hard as possible.

    • @GuyUWishUWere
      @GuyUWishUWere 4 года назад +7

      were can I learn more about this?

    • @sachinvenugopal6926
      @sachinvenugopal6926 4 года назад +7

      Maybe because occupying France was a cake walk for them .. unlike others

    • @lotter5371
      @lotter5371 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @rosswhitlock3025
      @rosswhitlock3025 4 года назад +6

      LIES!

    • @mrcogito7348
      @mrcogito7348 4 года назад +4

      @@GuyUWishUWere You can start by checking out German/Soviet occupation of Poland

  • @memeicusgaming2197
    @memeicusgaming2197 4 года назад +555

    Armchair historian: the only RUclips brave enough to put swastikas in a RUclips video

    • @mtlicq
      @mtlicq 4 года назад +15

      cowarded out at 6:14 they put a Swiss cross instead of the Buddhist swastika

    • @VirusPL
      @VirusPL 4 года назад +1

      What about World War Two channel by TimeGhost History?

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 4 года назад +14

      But left mention of the fate of France's Jews out of a video about the Nazi occupation of France. That was such a big part of it, I don't understand why it would have been left out, unless there is another video about that. There is certainly a lot to tell regarding that aspect of the tragedy.

    • @СтенькаТрольеводов
      @СтенькаТрольеводов 4 года назад +1

      *ARMCHAIR HISTORIAN THE CHANNEL STUPID ENOUGH TO BE RUSOPHOBIC*

    • @kidz4p509
      @kidz4p509 4 года назад

      For educational purposes only.

  • @drmikizo4654
    @drmikizo4654 4 года назад +59

    This channel revived my interest in history.....

    • @deadaccount1748
      @deadaccount1748 4 года назад +2

      ikr.

    • @rosswhitlock3025
      @rosswhitlock3025 4 года назад +1

      no it revived your interest in lies

    • @uniquechannelnames
      @uniquechannelnames 4 года назад

      I hope you've checked out EpicHistoryTV. Just super high-quality, high production value history videos. They have series covering Alexander the Great, the history of Russia, Napoelon, some on WWI, US Presidents. Their narrator is gold, and they keep it engaging. They also consolidate their series of videos on one subject (e.g 5 Russian history videos) into a single long video for easier watching.

    • @chip1646
      @chip1646 4 года назад

      @@rosswhitlock3025 Uhh? I have a feeling you are an American

  • @titoutafersit7757
    @titoutafersit7757 2 года назад +4

    I appreciate your video's bro you truly educate people shout out from Morocco

  • @Blind-Eye_Pivot
    @Blind-Eye_Pivot 4 года назад +288

    German Reich: *Occupies France*
    United Kingdom:
    *we're in the endgame now*

    • @ericcartmann
      @ericcartmann 4 года назад +29

      More Like: "Yo you don't get to slap my hoe like that, only I can"

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 4 года назад +3

      @@ericcartmann >France is UK's hoe
      >No

    • @unfortunateson5016
      @unfortunateson5016 4 года назад +4

      @@ericcartmann more like
      France:Help!
      UK: Ok
      *months later*
      UK: Help!
      *Years Later*
      USA: I would liberate you

    • @the_one_titan
      @the_one_titan 4 года назад +1

      US: We about to liberate this mans career

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 года назад

      @@BaguetteGamingOfficial keep telling yourself that frenchie

  • @AltsekBUL
    @AltsekBUL 3 года назад +1350

    Now I would like to hear about the life in French occupied Germany during Napoleon.

    • @sinctova
      @sinctova 3 года назад +74

      Lmao, yeah i hope armchair historian sees this.

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 года назад +31

      The Confederation of the Rhine?

    • @getsbigger604
      @getsbigger604 3 года назад +22

      @@drybrucke1 no.... Prussia

    • @getsbigger604
      @getsbigger604 3 года назад +13

      @@drybrucke1 Prussia represents Germany lol

    • @huguesjouffrai9618
      @huguesjouffrai9618 3 года назад +106

      Napoléon never occupied Prussia
      He beat the Prussian army and didn't stay. He never wanted to conquer Prussia and exploit it whereas the Nazi occupied France to get tons of resources and defend against a possible invasion. He was happy With having the confederation of the Rhine between Prussia and France.
      He did occupy Spain and some parts of Italy though.
      Even Egypt for a time before he was emperor

  • @everythingedgi1077
    @everythingedgi1077 3 года назад +108

    Me: mom can we get hitler?
    Mom: no we have hitler at home.
    Hitler at home: 8:19

  • @earthworm_sallyearthworm_s3013
    @earthworm_sallyearthworm_s3013 3 года назад +4

    I like how at 0:08, that’s an Inglorious Basterds reference

  • @the_executioner8643
    @the_executioner8643 4 года назад +1010

    *Women drops "child"*
    Me: you dropped your "child"
    *"Child" is grenades*
    Me: *NANI*
    (Edit: my god guys 700 likes thx this edit was written on september 20, 2020)

    • @justzzzx623
      @justzzzx623 4 года назад +2

      Your*

    • @prodw3althy2
      @prodw3althy2 4 года назад +1

      Ante Gadze your*

    • @lukie2588
      @lukie2588 4 года назад +23

      so many grammar nazis

    • @yggyfaeldo1093
      @yggyfaeldo1093 4 года назад +4

      Lukiemaster 1234 So many Grammar Nazis.*

    • @yggyfaeldo1093
      @yggyfaeldo1093 4 года назад +1

      Okay, I get it, you could argue that the capitalization and period aren’t required as the reply wasn’t a true sentence I considered reformatting it but it didn’t feel right. Also, I think the Grammar Nazi capitalization is okay as I think it’s a proper noun. I don’t honestly care about the mistake, fine mistakes like OP’s mistake is alright, we got the message anyway.

  • @ericcole498
    @ericcole498 3 года назад +296

    My mother was in occupied France. They raised Pumkins since the Germans would not take the pumkins.

  • @SamTh3Man
    @SamTh3Man 4 года назад +1224

    I find that thumbnail very offensive.
    You're not supposed to show the Eiffel Tower at night.

  • @compelledpluto
    @compelledpluto 2 года назад +4

    I appreciate your accurate animation guys

  • @chrisbond4257
    @chrisbond4257 4 года назад +107

    Man French babies look different than what I thought they would look like

  • @justinweisberg1634
    @justinweisberg1634 4 года назад +400

    When Armchair historian makes good video...
    “This enraged RUclips… who punished him severely”
    (If oversimplified we’re here)

  • @TheConfius
    @TheConfius 4 года назад +199

    That moment when you leave the grenades instead of the baby

    • @antonioklaic4839
      @antonioklaic4839 4 года назад +8

      Imagine planning to leave the grenades but you mix them up with your baby do you leave the baby.

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 4 года назад +1

      Darn wish I kept those cool grenades

  • @sibajyotibanerjee5123
    @sibajyotibanerjee5123 2 года назад +2

    In one of our english texts we had a story about german occupied french where one kid ( french) hated his french teacher and then under the new orders french was disbanded from schools. Later on the author said something extremely beautiful. "Will they make the birds chirp in german too".

  • @Shadowmourne07
    @Shadowmourne07 4 года назад +326

    Good on you for using the historically accurate flags. I approve.

  • @yezki8
    @yezki8 4 года назад +24

    Everyone's gangsta until the art student decides to cut his mustache square

  • @heitoroliveira2025
    @heitoroliveira2025 4 года назад +140

    you should now a version talking about polish resistance and how it was to live in ocuppied poland.

    • @rosswhitlock3025
      @rosswhitlock3025 4 года назад +3

      It was glorious to live in NS-occupied Poland as it was anywhere else they occupied.

    • @MrCarpelan
      @MrCarpelan 4 года назад +3

      @@rosswhitlock3025 lol, how does it feel to have such a bulging brain?

    • @davrosdarlek7058
      @davrosdarlek7058 4 года назад +1

      @@rosswhitlock3025 for the Nazis you mean?

    • @aldyn4106
      @aldyn4106 4 года назад +2

      It would have probably worse, since slavs were seen as untermensch in nazism

  • @vvuukk4
    @vvuukk4 2 года назад +2

    "No Outside Activities From 12AM To 6AM"
    Ayo FNaF in WW2??

  • @apian7594
    @apian7594 4 года назад +71

    Germany: **Occupies France**
    France: **Gets occupied just so they have a reason to start a new revolution**

    • @talon_xi
      @talon_xi 4 года назад +1

      @@whyhello9649 you can like it now

  • @korus9394
    @korus9394 4 года назад +422

    For me as a german, it is unbelievable to see Germany and France being so close to each other.
    It's incredible that after all this terror Germany induced and the centuries of war they faced with each other, they could become friends nowadays.
    Whenever I feel like worlds going insane, this thought gives me hope that other conflicts may be solved in the future as well.

    • @seanthe100
      @seanthe100 4 года назад +8

      They had no choice!

    • @edgein3299
      @edgein3299 4 года назад +78

      They are both Muslim countries now.

    • @bingusofwales
      @bingusofwales 4 года назад +49

      @@edgein3299 what?

    • @KingZercules
      @KingZercules 4 года назад +47

      It's the same with the US and Japan. Japan was brutal in the pacific, but the US put aside this, helped Japan rebuilt and now they're close allies. This is one thing I love about the US, it is willing not to hold a grudge if you're ready to work with them. After the Cold War, they even tried to be closer to Russia and it worked until Putin.

    • @bingusofwales
      @bingusofwales 4 года назад +40

      @@KingZercules The US helped japan to get trade deals and to prevent another WW2 germany from happening and they helped russia to try and avoid nuclear warfare, not saying that the US is bad but im just clearing up that it wasnt because theyre super kind and friendly

  • @johnpauljones3426
    @johnpauljones3426 3 года назад +310

    Imagine the French being like "no do you even know how long it took to steal that"

    • @coitze8704
      @coitze8704 3 года назад +12

      @Socio Cynical Steal what? The Europeans plundered from the African tribes, not vice-versa.

    • @abigailrowe5024
      @abigailrowe5024 3 года назад +18

      HoodBoy ssssh that messed with his European victim-complex.

    • @johnpauljones3426
      @johnpauljones3426 3 года назад +1

      @@abigailrowe5024 I would prefer French we other Europeans don't like to associate with them

    • @coitze8704
      @coitze8704 3 года назад +1

      @@johnpauljones3426 Very true. Have you noticed that all the messed up African countries today are those that were colonized by France?

    • @johnpauljones3426
      @johnpauljones3426 3 года назад +1

      @@coitze8704 hey yeah that's true, all the former British colonies are at least ok meanwhile all the French one's had dictatorships

  • @luciannelea50
    @luciannelea50 Год назад +2

    my great aunt was in her late teens/early 20s during ww2 and lived in a small village near nice in vichy occupied france. i grew up hearing stories about it from her. the farmhouse that had been in our family for centuries was then used as a meeting place for nazis and they forced her and her husband to be servants to them (and according to family rumors, they also killed her newborn infant with poisoned milk). the farmhouse now belongs to my parents and you can see where swastikas were carved into the walls by the soldiers. her husband died shortly after the war and she herself recently passed in 2020. she was an amazing and strong woman with so many stories

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin 4 года назад +145

    Not wanting to sound like a Nazi, but kudos for the swastika instead of the iron cross.

    • @sovietagent9303
      @sovietagent9303 4 года назад +2

      I prefer the iron cross

    • @sovietagent9303
      @sovietagent9303 4 года назад +12

      @Morgan W Rees the German empire was better. The imperial German flag has the Prussian iron cross

    • @Neilhammond64
      @Neilhammond64 4 года назад +20

      Alternate History Hub just uses the RUclips Play Button.

    • @TheInator1234
      @TheInator1234 4 года назад +29

      Why would praising historical accuracy make you a nazi?

    • @steuben6372
      @steuben6372 4 года назад

      What has the one thing to do with another?

  • @chanlabador1079
    @chanlabador1079 4 года назад +32

    I always admire these detailed storys we might've never even known of thanks TAH

    • @illuforce
      @illuforce 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that most people already knew most of this.

  • @bom5594
    @bom5594 4 года назад +18

    Little anecdotes from my family who lived this war between the occupied zone and the free zone. In free zone when my grand father was ten years old he was chased by german plains just for having fun. In occupied zone both my grand parents had to share their homes with germans while their fathers was captured or fighting. My great great grand mother raised 12 children and lost two of them while she had no news of her husband during 4 years. My great uncle has been denonced at the gestapo and moved to a camp because of his help to refugees. another uncle has been prisoner in a germany farm and didn't have coat and pullover during winter by -20•C .And everybody was so hungry, they gaved the amount of 300gr of bread/days per persons, 90gr of meat/week , 150gr of fat /15 days and 50gr of cheese/month when they had it in groceries 👍

  • @brizzo4554
    @brizzo4554 3 года назад +9

    There is an animated series that showcases a little of the life in occupied France, at least in the lives of a group of children. “The Long Long Holiday”

  • @meadowcontreras2760
    @meadowcontreras2760 4 года назад +241

    1:08
    Did anyone else panic inside a little when she dropped her baby?

    • @soup6381
      @soup6381 3 года назад +21

      The “baby”

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @warh1story563
      @warh1story563 3 года назад +5

      Only to be a bag of grenades

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 года назад +1

      @@warh1story563 'Nades*

    • @warh1story563
      @warh1story563 3 года назад +2

      @@R4in46 isn’t it grenades?

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 года назад +131

    The occupied areas are in monochrome Black and White, while the liberated areas are in full colour.

    • @cheriefsadeksadek2108
      @cheriefsadeksadek2108 4 года назад +17

      Only Legends like you know that you are referring to the saboteur one of the best yet most underrated games

    • @CastleBravo023
      @CastleBravo023 4 года назад +7

      Well the color was needed at the front, so the Germans requisitioned it. :-P

    • @stc3145
      @stc3145 4 года назад +4

      The Saboteur. I wish there were more open world games in WW2

    • @betrezen914
      @betrezen914 4 года назад +1

      Ah! I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 4 года назад

      Ikr? should be the other way around.

  • @alexgreenlee8461
    @alexgreenlee8461 4 года назад +83

    Germany: walks through the ardennes forest
    France: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @AKaptijn94
      @AKaptijn94 4 года назад +1

      *Cheating

    • @beastdeas7250
      @beastdeas7250 4 года назад +2

      @@AKaptijn94 Soviet union: France surrendered lol

    • @k0mentator507
      @k0mentator507 4 года назад

      Beast Deas it did tho

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 4 года назад

      @@beastdeas7250 soviet union realises it faces a 1 front war with germany: hold my peasants

    • @thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361
      @thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361 4 года назад

      In a historical Way that was totally normal the french plan was to let's the german push to the Ardennes

  • @TheIrishCrusader
    @TheIrishCrusader 2 года назад +1

    1:05 drops baby casually and walks away lmao, oh nvm haha

  • @KonigHoff
    @KonigHoff 4 года назад +43

    Switzerland: This is fine.

    • @moonman5188
      @moonman5188 4 года назад +4

      weedon shav or maybe they’re smart?

    • @KonigHoff
      @KonigHoff 4 года назад +3

      @@moonman5188 they've avoided many unnecessary casualties by staying out of wars

    • @moonman5188
      @moonman5188 4 года назад +1

      Jacob Hoffman true

    • @davrosdarlek7058
      @davrosdarlek7058 4 года назад +2

      The only reason they are the leaders in luxury industries like rolex with watches is because all their copetitors were destroyed in WW2. They played smart, that's for sure.

    • @KonigHoff
      @KonigHoff 4 года назад +1

      @Giancarlos Benitez True

  • @fatyoshi4853
    @fatyoshi4853 4 года назад +218

    The French Resistance: We were the best resistance group
    The Yugoslav Partizans: *WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK?*
    Edit: dear god why did i bring up the Balkans

    • @jansuchecki2951
      @jansuchecki2951 4 года назад +48

      *Door slams open* Polish Partizans who basiclly created their own underground country with courts, prosecutors and sittings of underground parlament: Kids, kids I think we can all agree who the winner is(Take it with a pinch a salt If u can I am just playing along XD)

    • @berys76
      @berys76 4 года назад +5

      * Lithuanian partisans joined the game *

    • @silverpleb2128
      @silverpleb2128 4 года назад +2

      Actually, the yousoglav partisans were less than the french ones.

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 года назад +3

      Official Fat Yoshi it’s kinda a moot point really, they all lost to the Germans so it doesn’t matter who resisted them best lmao

    • @aka-red3946
      @aka-red3946 4 года назад +12

      Polish Home Army, Polish People Army and Polish Peasent Battalions: *YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH!*

  • @ColonizerChan
    @ColonizerChan 4 года назад +98

    My mother’s family lived in rural East France during the war. Grand-père raised his fist in anger towards the Germans and a german gave him a chocolate bar.
    Oh and the world war 1 vet in the family fought and died in the resistance.
    Neat video

    • @thegamerboytgb4350
      @thegamerboytgb4350 4 года назад +3

      Huh? A angry fist = chocolate?

    • @vikke2013
      @vikke2013 4 года назад +31

      @@thegamerboytgb4350 I assume the grand pere was a small boy at the time so the german soldier probably thought him waving his fist was more cute than dangerous which would explain why he gave him a chocolate bar.

    • @BBraun-gw4hs
      @BBraun-gw4hs 4 года назад +4

      “Snickers?“

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 4 года назад +1

      @@BBraun-gw4hs
      XD

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 2 года назад

      I guess a nice ba of Panzerchokolate