Batman Contigency Plans: Beerus
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- Опубликовано: 2 мар 2024
- Explore Batman's strategy to protect Earth from Beerus, the God of Destruction, all unveiled through dynamic AI narration.
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Bats has mastered over 100 different martial arts, now he must level up to BatChef and master 100+ styles of cooking! 🦇🍽
That might be difficult because in one bat family day to day life series it actually shows that Bruce is a terrible chef.
It takes place on a different earth but still.
Alfred would teach him the art of cooking
Now I want Alfred VS Beerus.... Lord of Destruction against Lord of chicken soup!
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Love how most of this Batman's plans are "Get on their good side and we're gold."
There's a good reason for that lol
Especially when it comes to this guy. Emphasis on ESPECIALLY THIS GUY.
To be fair it would be a kick ass story to your mates, “aw sick your son graduated through year 12, few days back I saved the planet with food to a God of Destruction”
The easiest way to beat Beerus is to kill Shin so yeah get on Beerus’s good side
@@kainthedragoon8081 and considering shin, as weak and pathetic as he is power wise to current DBS characters, still has more power than most fighters on DC earth (outside of real heavy hitters like supes, WW, Gl, Flash, martian manhunter etc.) even just killing shin would be VERY hard for batman to pull off.
RIP Akira Toriyama
Batman contingency plan for beerus:
Hold supreme kai hostage
even supreme kai is like cell saga level
I'd say like super perfect cell lvl. He did better than Gohan vs Majin buu
ss2 majin vegeta can kill a kai and goku at ss1 could of done it at the martial arts center....smh@@_Meltedburrito
@@keithmorgan3932 and they would slam cell saga characters
@@_Meltedburrito some sources say Shin is actually about as strong as the Full power Super Saiyan Goku of the Cell games which is actually pretty impressive. It’s just that that’s since been surpassed in the Buu saga what with Goku not only having trained seven more years but also adding not 1 but 2 new Super saiyan forms on top of that.
Bruce forgot a few critical issues with using the dragon balls. They can't grant wishes more powerful than the creator, and the Kais, Berrus, and Whis are all more powerful than Dende; he'd need the super dragon ball to pull this off.
yep... also there can be no wishes if dende dies... and dende dies the momment the planet goes boom
But the fusion of Kibito and Supreme Kai was broken by the Namekian dragon balls.
@@Asertix357 kibitokai directly asked shenlong to be separated.
The dragon is capable of affecting beings that surpass his creators, however it first needs to ask for permission. If denyed, he cant grant the wish. If accepted, the wish would be granted normally
@@Asertix357 that was more helping, but causing damage is another thing, for example when Vegeta and Nappa were on their way to earth, and were going to arrive early, someone suggested using the balls to kill them, but shenron couldn't because they were too strong, mind you the smarter option would've been delaying them a few years so goku and the others would've had more time to train and wish him back, that's just me.
Superman could go and get the super dragon balls even if it took a while, and since batman knows about the dragon balls, then the justice league could attempt to keep dende safe from any dangers (and im pretty sure that the DC villains would want to get their hands on the dragon balls too, meaning that its unlikely for them to want to kill dende), it all could successively work anyways
Bruce: Aquaman, I have some bad news
Arthur: what's that?
Bruce: a planet destroying god that can destroy the universe is heading for earth, I need your help.
Arthur: oh no that horrible, but wait why do you need my help and not Superman's?
Bruce: This is only something you can do.
Arthur: wow only something I can do... Okay I won't let you down, I will save the earth and all my friends.
*End's transmission*
Bruce: Protocol Seafood is in effect, even this cat can't resist a good fish.
Cats love food, yeah yeah yeah yeah!
aquaman come back with Beerus corp "Danm, its a chance that my trident is indestructible"
@@LordHypertronUniversum Yamcha:OH COME ON!
@@LordHypertronUniversum Vegeta:and there it is!
Tien: (sings song and then notices you.....)
You.....saw......nothing......@@LordHypertronUniversum
Contigency plan: Blacklight
Subject: Alex Mercer
That reminds me, we need another prototype game.
He's a tricky one given his adaptability means any tactic used eventually will stop working. He's John carpenter's the thing +1.
This is a need
He could develop a similar cancer injection that heavily negated his powers like what happened in the first game
@@maux9175yeah but he has to be quick with the finishing blow because the more time Mercer has the higher the chance he will adapt
Bruce buys a 5 star restaurant and gives Beerus all you can eat rights and now Batman are Beerus are the best bros.
Beerus:...I like this guy's style.
He'll give you the best Earth has to offer and will invest in bringing more to the table
Don't forget pudding. Beers loves pudding.
I remember he got So pissed that Majin buu ate all the Pudding
For those who say that you can just poison Beerus’ food, that doesn’t work. Someone actually tried that in the manga on a dish Beerus never had before and he knew right away. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their planet…..
What about injecting him some extremely powerful explosive nanites at cellular level with sub atomic flies, the nanites will be in Beerus blood stream, and knowing Batman, he will make the explosives as powerful it needs to be to take Beerus out from the inside out.
Similar to what Slade did to the Teen Titans.
@@gorge1365Beerus’s mere aura can destroy things, wouldn’t be surprised if his body would destroy the nanites. And also Batman wouldn’t do that.
@@stubbornspaceman7201
Batman did make a bomb to destroy Flash If he stop runnning, so yea, Batman could do the nanites thing.
I dont think Beerus will know anything about science and his blood stream being infected with explosive nanites.
@@gorge1365well beerus has some utilization of ultra instinct so he could probably just sense the danger of something going inside his body and even if he couldn't using toppo as a scale it'd need to get through beerus' aura or else it'd get destroyed instantly or be stronger than kachi kachin by a lot
@@mormalnam5384 Beerus is not always in Ultra instinct like the Angels are. He has to turn it on and off like Goku.
Fighting Beerus directly is less battle and more premeditative suicide.
Contingency Plan Code: Frost Demon
Subject: Frieza
Contingency Plan Code: Filthy Saiyan Monkeys
Frost Emperor would make a more direct reference to Frieza, "frost demon" could also be used for his brother and father.
Alfred and Whis would probably enjoy a nice cup of tea and gossip about their wards while Bats and Beerus Duke it out
Well we know that for once Bruce has found a lot of good options that require no plot armor.
Still what's the ultimate pudding? I bet Beerus would like that
@@mariusconstantin6057 Well, there is something called a queen of puddings...
I love Batman’s contingency plan is pure subservience to Beerus in pretty much every way possible.
If Batman himself basically says “don’t piss him off” then you’d better not piss him off 😂
Beerus being able to kill toon force characters is something hard to get by
Why does everyone keep saying that? I've only ever seen Goku make an indirect statement in the anime about how "that type of stuff" doesn't work on Beerus. That single line alone could literally mean anything.
@jklmnop848 he told a gag character a real one that can hurt the viewer/Author which she has had that her stuff won't work on beerus what else u need to kno?
@@samuraiblack8840 I need real proof, not just one vague statement from Goku.
Besides, if I remember correctly, Arale wasn't even trying to fight Beerus, she was just trying to ask him to play with her. It's not like Arale needs toon force just to ask Beerus to play. Anyone can do that. Beerus only knocked off Arale's head, and that alone did nothing to her. Goku just made one hot take and told Arale to back off, then nothing else happened. There's not enough proof in that singular scene to even make the conclusion that Beerus is capable of killing toon force characters.
But he did not kill Arale
@@rastrisfrustreslosgomez544 Exactly.
This video:
Im batman.
Im a chef.
Im batman.
Beerus Contingency Plan:
Step 1) Recruit Soma from Food Wars.
Step 2) Ensure he never preps any of his more disgusting offerings, like peanut butter and squid.
Contingency Plan Code: Bean Genius
Subject: Fawful
Why not call it "I have Fury"?
That's a good one, but I feel like it might be too long. I was also considering "Chortles".
@@crimsonchaos7224Chortles takes the cake ngl
After fully watching this, I can just envision Batman wearing a full chef’s apron and hat over the top of his ordinary Batsuit, complete with a mustache, doing the Batglare constantly!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Contingency plan: CyberPsychosis.
Subject: Adam Smasher (including post patch 2.1 update matching EdgeRunners with his newest Bossfight.)
Contingency Plan Code: The Fallen Bat
Subject: The Batman Who Laughs.
Contigency plan: Hellstar
Subject: Planet Remina
Wait until Beerus somehow learns of the presence of New Gods, specifically Darkseid.
Batman inner thoughts: In that case go wild, I’ll even give you the finest pudding you’ll ever have
Beerus vs Darkseid.... now that I would like to see!
Terry: If Beerus comes to Gotham I’ll just whip up a great recipe! Bruce: I’ll help you.
I’m noticing in recent videos you’ve transitioned from a completely still image to the computer screens being animated and doing stuff while the slide show is going on; nice touch, makes the scene feel more alive
I never thought that I’d see a Contingency plan that would make me so hungry. I want to eat something now and I just ate dinner.
I like those even though they seem pointless.
It does show me that small flaws can work wonders in character designs.
We need to see a contingency plan where calling Darkseid for assistance is one of the contingencies listed.
Contingency Plan: Laser pointer
Now what would be a good contingency plan against the TWO ZENOs that Goku has befriended, each capable of erasing a universe, possibly all of existence from a timeline?
It would be really difficult. If the omni king decides one thing, it will be done. The only way to stop them from doing something that they decided is by shortcuts and technicalities. For example, in the manga zeno sama was going to erase the low level universes, but goku reminded him of the tournament he promised just in time. As they needed a way to make the universes give their best, what better way than to threaten their existance? They were killing two birds with one stone.
Unlike in the anime, manga zeno sama wanted to leave the universes erases but as he promised to give the winner any wish, his decision was undone
Contingency Plan: Word Up
Subject: Word Girl
I LOVE IT! I love Word girl back in the day, it was such a great show.
Contingency Plan Code: Atomic
Subject: Cid Kagenou
Never been to the channel but i got auto start and just happen to hear this . Def got a new sub💪🏽💪🏽
Batman’s next contingency plan should be about the Shadow.
_The_ Shadow, as in... the thing from the Amnesia series?
No, the 1994 The Shadow from the movie. the Man, who can make himself invisible and fight crime. But that was a good guess though.
@@davidjordan5394 not the one from the comics of which the whriters of batman ripped his stories from? Your god got famous by stealing stories, exactly panel for panel from the shadow
I love that you are doing so many characters. If you haven't yet I'd love you to do characters from Swat KATS, Silver Hawks, Brave Star, Thunder Cats, and He-Man.
Imagine if Earth became the galactic center for foodie tourism.
Few things the bat missed again. For one, using the Dragonballs to transport Shin (the Supreme Kai) to a 'secure location', it means that said location is not guarded against teleportation abilities. Shin possesses the ability of Instantaneous Movement, which allows him to teleport anywhere in the universe he wishes and doesn't require him to sense a specific person or location the way Instant Transmission does. And while not as powerful, Shin is still a Supreme Kai, is almost as powerful as Perfect Cell and has been around for millions of years.
Next is Whis. There is no reason to believe he could be lead away by a 'rare element' as, being an Angel, Whis can create virtually anything on a whim. Shin is also capable of creating items and materials with mere thought, as it is the responsibility of the Supreme Kai's to create new worlds and foster new species to continue the growth of their universe while it is the God of Destruction's job to prune those that have grown stagnant or do not benefit their universe.
I don't think Bats is aware of Whiz' role as a neutral advisor too, inasmuch as some of his abilities (healing targets, resurrecting the dead, turning back the clock by several minutes) can be used if Beerus gives the order. Only 'rare element' that could possibly get his attention is an irresistible platter of food, but the guy isn't an idiot either if the situation had escalated rather drastically.
Whis isn’t really an issue either way though, angels are neutral aren’t they?
@@peanutmurgler In the general affairs of mortals, yes. However that neutrality does have limits, and Whis does seemingly have the full go ahead to indirectly intervene at anytime if he sees fit.
@@DynastyGuy Right, he bends the rules. But what’s Whis actually going to do if Batman’s plan works? It doesn’t inconvenience him in any way, see all the strategies in the video seem to appeal directly to Beerus’s vices
@@peanutmurgler - he doesn't interfere in the affairs of "mortals". Beerus and Shin are NOT a mortals and he is Beerus attendant. Someone kidnapping Shin to try and destroy Beerus would very much be in his purview to act
I love beerus but day 7 of asking for shadow the hedgehog
Contingency Plan: Ultimate Lifeform
Subject: Shadow the Hedgehog
@@zeehero7280
Ultimate Kars: Excuse me?
Right idea of using the kai to get Beerus to the negotiation table, wrong way of doing it. Shenron cannot force someone who is stronger than him if they dont consent. If it was super shenron then yes, but then you could just wish for Beerus to be destroyed instead.
Batman could just get Alfred to make some pudding
Brilliant video. Thank you for the video.
The only thing is they CANT do that with the base dragon balls he’ll need the super dragon balls. Also Shin can just use Kai Kai and be anywhere in the multiverse instantly
Contingency Plan: Sheer Luck
Subject: Kazuma Saotu
Strengths: Extraordinary luck bordering on probability manipulation, gamers strategic mind, high level intelligence ( when motivated ) exceptional marksmanship, low level elemental magic, enemy, trap detection and binding ability, stealth and evasion skills, teleportation, energy draining and redirection, healing, enhanced eyesight and hearing, explosion magic and one handed swordsmanship.
weakness: Boobs
Possible kill switch: Aqua’s existence until she revives him living the same nightmare over and over
So essentially what bruce is saying is that if beerus doesn't like our food we're all f###ed
Actually there isn't any competition with other worlds, maybe in dc but not dragon ball
I'm glad that I subscribed to you yesterday. Batman probably would do this if he has access to the multiverse (not only DC, you know what I mean). Very good and keep it up! 🔥🔥💪🏻
Batman truly goat❤
Wow that's surprisingly good 👍
Batman: Next one
Contingency plan: all or nothing
Subject: Zeno’s
"Protecting Earth isn't just my duty, it's a promise." 4:44
This line was just so good, sounds like something Bats would say, but I wonder who he made that promise to?
Bulma: Uses he vast wealth to provide Beerus with the best food Earth has to offer. Bruce: also that
Well I guess that's one way to handle a God of Destruction
contingency plan code: Planet Eater
Subject: Moro
Who?
@@giovanniongaro2406 another dbs villain. He eats planets and can copy abilities. That’s why I think he’s be interesting to contain because if he copied Batman for example he could predict and plan for contingency plans. If he copied Superman he now has Superman’s powers and abilities plus Batman’s intellect, etc. I don’t think I need to say much more. He’s also got magic which might be tough to contain with technology.
His copy ability and adaptability combined with his magic, plus the fact that if Batman isn’t careful and gets copied he will literally never be able to contain him again makes him an interesting case.
@@CalculusIsFun1 Why does he sound like Kirby? 😅
@@giovanniongaro2406 Buu is more similar to Kirby. He does seem to have a connection to Buu in the manga. I didn’t mention it but, yes he can also eat the life force energy of whole planets and people (hence the name planet eater). So I guess you could make the argument that he’s kinda similar to Kirby in that regard.
@@CalculusIsFun1 Honestly, I can't see Batman not be careful...
Gotta say, as simple as these videos are, I can’t get enough of them. Would love to see Batman’s plan to take down Pennywise.
Just give Beerus some pudding and he'll be happy
"Temperament" is NOT a unique weakness. 😂
Seems like a solid plan. I'm glad forming that cameraderie was mentioned, as I had the same thought. Not sure about threatening the Kai, though.
That plan would backfire so hard, especially considering the fact that the supreme kai is no pushover himself...oh and he could just instantly teleport out of radio range of whatever trigger device bats plans to use.
Easiest way to delay Beerus: "How would you like to be a judge on Iron Chef?"
Contingency Plan Code: Student Council
Subject: Medaka Kurokami
Frieza: Father once said there were three warriors in the universe, I was never to challenge: Beerus the Dystroyer, Majin Buu, and Batman!
Just send Superman to kick his purple ass LMAO
Figure touring some of the world's best BBQ joints would keep him entertained for a year or so.
Call Alfred to whip up Batman's favourite dish, mulligatawny soup
Batman's strategy: "I'll just do what Bulma did, but more."
The plan: Yeah bruh, we just gonna give this purple bunny some food for real.
The VR machine would be busted within milliseconds, sorry bats.
I love how Batman’s dinner plans involve these really high end dishes when Beerus would be willing to put down Frieza for a McDonald’s burger lol.
Never thought i would love to hear Batman describe food so much. Lol
Operation: hunter
Target: sam and dean Winchester
I like to see batman he does contigency to palpatine aka darth sidious.
The one time where Alfred summoning Bruce for dinner, doesnt get refused by some emergency. The dinner is the solution to the emergency this time.
Contingency plan: Bring cake, pizza, slushies, and ice cream.
Contingency plan: BlazBlue
Subject: Ragna The Bloodedge
Contingency Plan Code: Shadows.
Subject: Shadow (from shadow fight 2-3)
Kidnapping the Supreme Kai would put the whole universe at risk since he won't be able to do his job. Zeno may just erase the universe
Contingency Plans for Adventure Time Characters
Contingency Plan Code: Righteous
Subject: Finn the Human
Contingency Plan Code: Stretchy Dog
Subject: Jake the Dog
Contingency Plan Code: Crown Madness
Subject: Simon Petrikov/Ice King
Contingency Plan Code: Candy Tyrant
Subject: Princess Bubblegum
Contingency Plan Code: Unacceptable
Subject: Earl of Lemongrab
Contingency Plan Code: Nightosphere
Subject: Marceline the Vampire Queen
What about the lich?
Great - now I'm hungry. Not a consequence of one of these videos I ever imagined :D
"Alfred! Fire up the oven! Beerus is coming!"
I’m sorry bats. This one fight you ain’t winning
I love how this is the most wholesome contingency plan batman has came up with.
Batman has a contingency plan for scp 682 that works but he hasn't used it.
Solution to defeat Beerus: Alfred's baking.
Bro got hungry halfway through his monologue 😂
my aunt got a dang pecan pie that could bring him to his knees
THIS IS SO COOL
Contingency Plan Code: Yare Yare Daze
Subject: Jotaro Kujo
Batman: Beerus is coming! Alfred, bring out the tea and cakes. The good ones.
An interesting plan outline. Whis's distraction may prove difficult, it needs to be something that an angel would be interested in, yet it also needs to be something that an angel's direct intervention is weighed against their strict non-intervention laws by the Grand Priest which can possibly end with Whis's destruction in the worst case scenario. I won't say Batman can't provide such a scenario, but i'd be interested to see what it would be. Containing the Supreme Kai may prove equally as troublesome, his power may be close in range to SS1 which makes most conventional means of restraint useless. Worst case scenario, he uses his ability to simply return to his homeworld or possibly Zen-oh's temple. Being a god of creation, a good number of resources are at his disposal, for example, Kryptonite, the super dense mineral kachikachinko for a couple quick options. He is probably the weakest link in all of this operation, but still is fraught with difficulties
I came in expecting a plan for a legendary battle not expecting plans for a feast. Lmao
Beerus pushes “diversity is our strength” to the limit lol
Can we just have him be a waiter and read off the specials from a fine restaurant? I could sleep to that
Also not sure if it can work but add into the food some sleeping drugs or any drugs that can make him be less susceptible to being angered easily and even adhere to his favourite thing as he is a cat to resting by giving him a variety of the most comfortable beds or a bed that can be altered to his best needs.
Even distract whiss with his interests as he can also be a hinderence due to keeping beerus on track but also get whiss on your side to help possibly knock beerus out
The moment I saw the title of the video I was like. “Let me guess. Food?”
Bro just earned a subscriber 😂😂
Now that’s what I’m talking about I love that it’s a combination of fighting and eating 🤩😻🦇💜🖤🤜🍽️👏
Batman describing food is something that I didn’t know I needed
Contingency Plan - Cat Fish lol.
Can you please do this one.
CONTINGENCY PLAN - JUDGE DEATH.
Respect and keep up the epic work.
lmao beerus and vegeta would blow up the planet before batman can even blink.
Definitely something bats would plan for but I feel beerus would destroy anything he throw at him in a second other then food
Batman is the king of contingency plans
Batman is assaulting ME with this contingency plan, not Beerus. I'm going crazy with hunger.
Contingency plan for Beerus -
Batman: Fuck idk man, give him some food and a VR headset.