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  • @Saltywinterchild
    @Saltywinterchild 3 года назад +4643

    The next one has to be "winners never quit" - featuring Mike Wozniak running after his balloon, Ed Gamble redoing the final episode task, Josh Widdicombe dutifully counting beans, etc.

    • @michaelcolbourn6719
      @michaelcolbourn6719 3 года назад +233

      And Mike trying for so long to fart and prolapsing lol

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +100

      Basically Mike doing anything! He was the gold standard of 'Committed To The Task' 😂

    • @Saltywinterchild
      @Saltywinterchild 3 года назад +42

      @@michaelcolbourn6719 truly a TM legend, risking long term bodily discomfort AND shaving off his hair for a gold plated head.

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +49

      @@Saltywinterchild Maybe there should be a place for James Acaster gamefully continuing to build his extension after Rhod, and then Phil abandon him! 😂

    • @boneyarsebogman
      @boneyarsebogman 3 года назад +27

      Josh Widdicombe counting beans is, by far, one of the funniest bits.

  • @ThePhenomenalEX
    @ThePhenomenalEX 3 года назад +3679

    "I'm not winning this so I'm going to enjoy it."
    Joe didn't quit, he tactically lost.

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 3 года назад +381

      Not only that, he didn't even come _last,_ so that was a victory in his books.

    • @沈啍
      @沈啍 3 года назад +188

      @@Meteorite_Shower That’s the best part. I always loved it when a contestant who performed unimaginably poorly gets saved by a DQ.

    • @craigcrissman4651
      @craigcrissman4651 3 года назад +71

      @@沈啍 Ramesh getting seconds after literally just putting his egg on a stack of paper

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 3 года назад +30

      What was all that on the plate? Looks like he scrambled it on toast, salami with..ketchup? No idea what the other bit is. But yeah..if he's gonna lose anyways, have a nice meal on the producers.

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 3 года назад +13

      @@jimwormmaster
      Yeah, that's pretty much it, plus a bunch of party-sized sausage rolls, I think? A pretty decent-looking meal, all in all.

  • @davidha4830
    @davidha4830 3 года назад +2150

    I like how nobody is even particularly surprised that Nish didn't think to pick up the coconut; by the finale episode everyone is just like "Yeah of course Nish fucked it up in the most unbelievable way imaginable."

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +83

      That one task perfectly summed up Nish's entire series!! 😂

    • @bacul165
      @bacul165 3 года назад +92

      I love how he is the exact opposite of Mike Wozniak (jumping over the fence to get the balloon), yet they both seemed to have a lovely time on the show!

    • @Aethgeir
      @Aethgeir 3 года назад +71

      At no point did he even think he could've just picked up the coconut again, you can see how shocked he is when they tell him!

    • @VNdoug
      @VNdoug 3 года назад +34

      @@BeezusFafoon1971 He is one of my favorite contestants just because of how he loses his shit and starts laughing hysterically all the time

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +11

      @@VNdoug Yes, definitely a favourite of mine too. My favourite contestants are always the ones who embrace the absurdity of the show. Nish, Mike, James, Romesh, Bob, Sally, Al, Charlotte, Liza, to name a few.

  • @SennaAugustus
    @SennaAugustus 3 года назад +1015

    One of the best moments, Nish's realisation that he could have done better but didn't think about it until Alex mentioned.

  • @hollyludvigsen6763
    @hollyludvigsen6763 3 года назад +3023

    Sometimes I’m surprised the contestants give up so easily, but far more often I’m surprised at how willing they are to keep going at something they’re obviously terrible at and have no chance of completing in any reasonable amount of time. I just love how dedicated they (almost always) are to this amazingly absurd show!

    • @kwakerjak
      @kwakerjak 3 года назад +92

      Well, they are entertainers by profession. They know we'll enjoy watching them even when they're failing.

    • @grimjudgment6527
      @grimjudgment6527 3 года назад +68

      They usually only quit when they know they're screwed and there's absolutely no way of making it interesting without playing the fool.
      However, some contestants absolutely bask in both their victories and failures. Sometimes you utterly fail to ge a cat out of tree, sometimes you disguise yourself as a banana.

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 3 года назад +34

      The season is not shot in order plus they film several tasks a day so I imagine they are enthusiastic at first but they start losing hope towards the end of the filming.

    • @sslizard
      @sslizard 3 года назад +17

      I feel like the absolute pinnacle of glorious failures was the "get the egg in the frying pan" task in season 10, just absolute madness

    • @hollyludvigsen6763
      @hollyludvigsen6763 3 года назад +14

      @@sslizard it was incredible, I will never understand what a person’s mental state will have to be like for them to get to the point where they think filling an egg with helium is a good idea but I loved every second of it

  • @BeezusFafoon1971
    @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +1388

    Joe Wilkinson is the dictionary definition of 'Less Is More'. His breakfast was a series highlight!

    • @AmarHujan
      @AmarHujan 3 года назад +23

      I only wish he'd brought a chair

    • @mikemack9701
      @mikemack9701 3 года назад +30

      "Took a hit on that one, mate. Took a hit on it."

    • @Ididntevnknow778
      @Ididntevnknow778 3 года назад +44

      Especially juxtaposed with Katherine's, "one of those disgusting boys will have eaten it already!"

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 3 года назад +2

      "Standard stuff."

    • @Saltywinterchild
      @Saltywinterchild 3 года назад +48

      @@Ididntevnknow778 Especially when the "disgusting boy" in question turned out to be Osman, who was the oldest contestant and widely regarded as very sophisticated and intelligent 😆

  • @PortsTM
    @PortsTM 3 года назад +381

    Nish coconut was the best. The dramatic build up and then the CLONK. "Couldve thrown it again - back inside"

  • @trying2.073
    @trying2.073 3 года назад +658

    Can we have a compilation of those people who take forever but are the only ones to finish?

  • @mikefry4567
    @mikefry4567 3 года назад +66

    "please don't take it away from me" is the most harrowing thing I've seen for ages 🤣😭

  • @squirrelman111
    @squirrelman111 2 года назад +41

    I like how they showed joe making a full meal out of his egg and just not trying to be fast, whereas Katherine was the one who literally quit on that same task lol

  • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
    @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +337

    Richard Osman also completely gave up on rescuing Patatas from the tree, despite being the tallest contestant (and after Katherine Ryan had suggested he could just basically reach up, LOL).

    • @nommyyt
      @nommyyt 3 года назад +17

      I just love that the cat was fucking named “Patatas”. I can’t remember so someone please tell me - was there a theme of potatoes in Series 2?

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +24

      @@nommyyt - Yes, that was the year there were 2 stop motion movies, I think they were "Night of the Living Spud" and the other was James Bond themed. Also, that was the year Joe Wilkinson threw the potato from the edge of the red green into a golf hole on his very first attempt, but it was taken away from him during the audience reveal of the task because it appeared he had a toe on the red green.
      Other cast members that year were Katherine Ryan, John Richardson, Richard Osman and Doc Brown.

    • @Line...
      @Line... 3 года назад +5

      The guy had poor eyesight and tried for 45 minutes

    • @nommyyt
      @nommyyt 3 года назад +16

      @@reelkonversationswithryank4945 oh my god how could I forget potato gate???? My only excuse is I had just woken up and my brain wasn't working properly.
      Thanks for the rundown!

  • @jopomeister
    @jopomeister 3 года назад +642

    Iain getting genuinely, visibly upset at his own performance on tasks is still some of the best telly broadcast.

    • @myrin265
      @myrin265 3 года назад +117

      not to mention repeatedly apologizing to the others out of shame for his actions

    • @magnuspeacock5857
      @magnuspeacock5857 3 года назад +105

      He had a better season arc than any scripted show I have seen

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 года назад +71

      Honestly, the man learned a hard lesson about himself on TV

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 3 года назад +2

      @@scz1770 honestly? Who asked you to lie?

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 года назад +47

      @@swanningabout Anything else you want to nitpick about on the internet about the way a person talks that might bug you, or do you want to grow up and acknowledge linguistic idiosyncrasies?

  • @HoojipIsHere
    @HoojipIsHere 3 года назад +326

    Iain's 'fuck it, let's do that as well' is just... delicious

    • @lilyweatherwaxHRH
      @lilyweatherwaxHRH Год назад +2

      Not a fan of Iain’s tantrums in general (him and Lou Sanders, yikes!) but I agree on this one - he called it perfectly :)

  • @emmabruh
    @emmabruh 3 года назад +61

    Nish‘s coconut gets me every time, the comedic timing is way to good

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 2 года назад +41

    "You may not touch the sand. You may not move the buckets. You may not leave the room"
    Well, guess this is my checklist now

  • @glitterbitesback
    @glitterbitesback 3 года назад +806

    I mean honestly though….you’re given a free pass to a fully stocked kitchen and don’t have to pay for the food or probably do the clean up. Joe’s reaction is probably the best move ever. One question though. Ketchup on what looks like actual fine salami. Why?!

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 3 года назад +56

      Let alone that he didnt really quit. In fact, he was placed 4th. That's 100% a win in my book.
      As for your question, I mean, why have tomato sauce on a salami pizza? It's extra flavor. My bigger question is if he actually ended up finishing the plate or not.

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 3 года назад +85

      @@Predated2 you just compared a salami pizza to salami with ketchup drizzled on it.... what

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 3 года назад +3

      @@biggrocc19 so? Their contents are quite similar.

    • @AnsticePalo
      @AnsticePalo 3 года назад +49

      @@Predated2 No they aren't. Pizza sauce should contain tomatoes and maybe basil if it's made right. Ketchup is loaded with sugar and other seasonings. I'm pretty sure that ketchup had more sugar than a bowl of cocoa puffs.

    • @juliahelm9893
      @juliahelm9893 3 года назад +1

      Have you ever tried it? It’s the best 😋!!

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 3 года назад +42

    "those rotten pistachios you call teeth" is such a brilliant insult

  • @davidha4830
    @davidha4830 3 года назад +296

    Greg really comes out with the solid questions on Tim Key: "What were you hoping was going to come out of the whole excuse note thing?"
    Honestly such a good question- the excuse note was such a poorly thought out plan on a cursory inspection lmao

    • @bob_._.
      @bob_._. 3 года назад +95

      Greg used to be a teacher; I'm sure he's dealt with quite a few "excuse" notes in his day XD

    • @daninagy4173
      @daninagy4173 2 года назад +22

      Key's shithousery throughout the series is so good.

    • @lilyweatherwaxHRH
      @lilyweatherwaxHRH Год назад +2

      @@daninagy4173 Given that the whole idea for TM came out of an ‘awards' scheme Alex came up with after losing some (Edinburgh Fringe?) trophy to Key, I wouldn’t be surprised if Key is just trolling for revenge. After all, Alex got the bigger ‘prize’ in the end - a TV series!

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 3 года назад +324

    This could just be literally every task Jo Brand ever did

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 3 года назад +33

      She gave us nothing the whole season 😂

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +66

      @@SvobodovaEva - And still came in 4th place, ahead of David B.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 3 года назад +126

      She and David were a hilarious team. He'd forget that there's a time limit. She'd remember but just not care.

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +73

      @@notme222 They were definitely like 'Ah, fuck it' we've been in comedy for 30 years, let the young ones sweat it out! 😂

    • @omniscient.nescience
      @omniscient.nescience 3 года назад +66

      @@notme222 The time when they made a cup of tea to go with the sandwich they'd made in the scavenger hunt task XD

  • @katievandever
    @katievandever 3 года назад +47

    The next one you should do should be times Greg is used in a prize task. For example, his stolen pants from Mark Watson, Ed Gamble stealing from his house, Rhod breaking into his house, etc.

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 2 года назад +1

      Joe Lycett's signed squash?

  • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
    @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +97

    Running themes in Taskmaster Tasks:
    Of course the yellow duckies of all sizes,
    Watermelon (eat as much as you can, feed your teammates, push it up a slide),
    Red Greens (constantly)
    Eggs (raising, dropping, throwing, golfing, eating)
    Potatoes (tossing, make a movie) and the cat Potatas :)
    Pineapples (the golden one and real - eat as much as you can, hide it on your body)
    Peas (green peas and chick peas)
    Coconuts (lots in every series)
    and now... Breadsticks (twice in series 9)
    Obviously the things that populate the house like Alex, the cow, the trailer, the bathtub, the Golden Pineapple and images of Greg. Did I miss any really obvious ones?

    • @soul9735
      @soul9735 3 года назад +1

      You forgot the task in series 7, where the two teams had to paint a drawing while one member was blindfolded. There was a small duckie, a watermelon and so on.

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +5

      @@soul9735 - Yes, I mentioned duckies and watermelons.... I guess not every possible instance of their use, just a few to get the general idea. I guess painting and drawing could be another often seen theme, more of a task based rather than item based.

    • @leiferickson3183
      @leiferickson3183 3 года назад

      @@reelkonversationswithryank4945 Painting while on a horse. Painting the rainbow in the dark (Unless you turn on the light).

    • @emilystewart4521
      @emilystewart4521 3 года назад +19

      Fred the Swede

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 3 года назад +4

      @@emilystewart4521 - Yes, of course... how could I forget?! Put on a scuba suit while maintaining a skype conversation, complete the questionnaire while he can't speak English (Katherine phoned her Danish friend), make this Swede blush, etc.

  • @RickeGnool
    @RickeGnool 3 года назад +120

    Iain with the sand is legendary.

  • @fluffyplayery3017
    @fluffyplayery3017 3 года назад +107

    Yes! I've wanted Iain's sand task to be uploaded forever!

    • @strangerthanstring4431
      @strangerthanstring4431 3 года назад +10

      I just realized what they could have done! Use their goggles! How many years too late? Lol

    • @HoojipIsHere
      @HoojipIsHere 3 года назад

      Truly an underrated moment

    • @LK_09
      @LK_09 2 года назад +1

      @@strangerthanstring4431 I thought that they could rip one of the plastic sheets around the room down and use it to collect the sand, then tip the sand into the bucket.

  • @deluxejay69
    @deluxejay69 3 года назад +51

    "Fabulous play. I was enthralled - The Guardian" - Frank Skinner

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 года назад

      There's a reason he's a legend

  • @davidmcdermott7861
    @davidmcdermott7861 3 года назад +134

    I think Rhod was right... The switch didn't do anything, Alex did when they went back inside. Thought they'd give him points for that.

    • @Schylove12
      @Schylove12 3 года назад +69

      The wording of the task is “work out what happens when you flip the switch on” not “what does this switch do”. So Rhod was wrong, because when the switch is flipped on, Alex turns Ollie.

    • @artstsym
      @artstsym 3 года назад +8

      Also he insulted Greg, so...

  • @MitchOLego
    @MitchOLego 3 года назад +69

    I often wonder if Rhod messing with the other switch genuinely meant that Alex wasn't getting the signal any more, making it technically true.

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 2 года назад +6

      The switch never was the signal.
      Alex rotated the statue when they went back in the house.
      One of them caught him halfway through but coming them outagain quikly enough.

    • @DeLorean4
      @DeLorean4 2 года назад

      I thought it was genius.

    • @patpat8727
      @patpat8727 2 года назад +15

      @@mattkennedy9308 Teh switch was the signal for him to rotate it in the first place, though. So the switch really activated Alex.

  • @Ertwin123
    @Ertwin123 3 года назад +18

    this really needed Bob making a huge mess with no intention of cleaning it up.

  • @YoJesusMorales
    @YoJesusMorales 3 года назад +6

    It's quite surprising this video isn't longer. It speaks to how committed almost all are to these tasks.

  • @Goosetube12345
    @Goosetube12345 3 года назад +55

    Baddiel just having a breakdown all season!

    • @WeirdNeville
      @WeirdNeville 3 года назад

      I genuinely lost a lot of respect for Baddiel due to taskmaster. I thought he was funny and intelligent. He's either so genius that he looped back to idiot, or else he's just the least practical person on the planet. Just zero common sense.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 года назад +1

      But I think this was the only time he actually gave up on a task. He's staggeringly inept, but he always tried.

    • @Peaceblank
      @Peaceblank Год назад

      @@WeirdNeville I know this comment is a year old, but it's absolutely baffling to me that you consider failing at a gameshow any kind of indication of intelligence. Like I don't know about you, but I graduated college with a science degree and a 3.9 gpa, but I guarantee if I went on this show I would be just as incompetent and make baffling decisions because my brain shuts down when I'm timed and under pressure.

    • @WeirdNeville
      @WeirdNeville Год назад

      @@Peaceblank Have you actually watched the series with Baddiel? He's functionally incompetent in basic tasks.

    • @Peaceblank
      @Peaceblank Год назад

      @WeirdNeville Yes I did, and I bet you and I would be just as incompetent. Like the lasso challenge, the logic behind that makes perfect sense to me. It's difficult to throw a light rope, so you find something to give it weight, ie a spoon, the spoon kinda works so you think, another spoon to keep the lasso open. Now that's not working so switch to something easier to throw, a football. As for flipping the task with my mouth instead of my hands, I can see myself doing the exact same thing, oh my hands are busy, I'll use my mouth. The Q task, he made an unlucky choice, and instead of scrambling for something that begins with Q he tried to bullshit it, because he thought there wouldn't be anything he could find, which is very understandable if you've never seen the show before like him. There's different kinds of intelligence. Alex has even said in interviews, they find that the higher the degree a contestant has, the worse they do. It's like how if you've ever taken a psych class, you learn how IQ tests are bullshit. Also if you think he's so stupid, how do you explain his degree from Cambridge. I'm personally great at science, stick me in a foreign language class and I absolutely suck. Hell, even some science, I have always sucked at the electricity portion of any physics class. That doesn't make me stupid, and neither would someone else being bad at the things I'm good at.

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova 3 года назад +134

    Joe Wilkinson is the last person I'd expect to be amazing on this show, but his attempts and reactions are some of the best in the entire series

    • @MrFrankthefun
      @MrFrankthefun 3 года назад +14

      “There’s strength in arches.”

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n 3 года назад +40

    I'm surprised how many contestants go with the initial setup even if it is not mentioned in the task. Like when they were given a telescope and everyone struggled to read the task through it instead of just walking to the caravan. Or here, they willingly keep their hand tied to the bucket even after reading the task which never mentioned that they need to keep the hand in the loop.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 года назад +1

      Stacking cans and naming countries was a good one, because one realised that the rope could be untied.

  • @ahrenstarr6273
    @ahrenstarr6273 3 года назад +94

    They should do a loveable losers series and bring back folks like Joe and Nish, for example. Love their heart.

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 3 года назад +7

      They said they'll never do a losers series because they don't want to encourage people to lose on purpose.

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 года назад +4

      @@Ertwin123 just don't have people who came in last, or at least exclusively people who came in last

  • @HASHlRAMA
    @HASHlRAMA 3 года назад +79

    It's weird that they chose to put Joe Wilkinson actually no giving up with the egg eating, when Katherine Ryan did give up that task and ended up losing.

    • @NaaimSiddiqi
      @NaaimSiddiqi 3 года назад +2

      but then she won the series, so sometimes quitters do win

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 3 года назад +8

      @@NaaimSiddiqi She didn't win that task, specifically because she quit.

    • @NaaimSiddiqi
      @NaaimSiddiqi 3 года назад +1

      @@Ertwin123 right. But she still won the series.

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 3 года назад +6

      @@NaaimSiddiqi How is that in any way relevant to her losing that particular task? I'm sure every single other contestant shown has won other tasks in their series so they've all won before. The clips of them quitting, and thus losing, are only relevant to the task at hand.

    • @SocialistNihilist
      @SocialistNihilist 2 года назад +9

      @@Ertwin123 The saying goes "quitters NEVER win" not "quitters always lose the specific thing they quit". It's 100% relevant. Nobody featured here won their series, so there's more concrete evidence that it was intentional than that it was coincidence.

  • @JackVermicelli
    @JackVermicelli 3 года назад +3

    3:20 Inside the house the point of contact is the floor, and the floor coverings, not the ground. Even outside, it would just be their shoes touching the ground.

  • @rebelske
    @rebelske 3 года назад +17

    Arguably, Joe had won that task. He had a lovely lunch!

  • @MissJilly0
    @MissJilly0 3 года назад +73

    I don't care what anyone says, I loved Ian.

    • @alistairgourlay9443
      @alistairgourlay9443 3 года назад +8

      He was class. Natural competitiveness and he clearly loved the show

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 года назад +21

      Iain had the best arc of anybody on the show! Aggressively competitive and then recognizing that he actually looks insane and becoming a less aggro person because of it.

  • @invictrus
    @invictrus 3 года назад +25

    Tying their arms to the buckets of sand was some low level Saw shit!!!

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 3 года назад +3

      Especially since they could remove their arm from it at any point.

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi 2 года назад +37

    I'm terrible with names so forgive me, but I think it's funny that they included the one guy who made a full meal for the egg task but not the girl who actually didn't even eat the egg and just quit.

  • @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars
    @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars Год назад +1

    Nishs coconut made me laugh like mad, that was so unlucky 😂😂😂 And then Alex mentioning he could have tried again and he'd not realised until that point 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

  • @RxOxSS
    @RxOxSS 3 года назад +13

    Joe didn't quit, he enjoyed

  • @chuckmendez8446
    @chuckmendez8446 3 года назад +29

    Where's Roisin refusing to ride the horse or Osman quiting the "rescue the cat" task?

    • @Dog1818YT
      @Dog1818YT 3 года назад +1

      Roisin still did the task but she did it on a mechanical horse, so she never technically quit.

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 3 года назад +4

      Or Bob only doing the "make a mess" half of the task.

  • @Simqer
    @Simqer 3 года назад +9

    You put the egg eating one in where Joe takes ages to eat the egg, but you left out the scene where katherine just quits and doesnt even try.

  • @m35926
    @m35926 3 года назад +54

    They need to have a show that has on people who came in last on precious seasons. It would be the funniest season by far

    • @SellymeYT
      @SellymeYT 3 года назад +5

      Unfortunately the cast list for that show would raise some awkward questions about Greg's point distribution patterns.

    • @lucystone1473
      @lucystone1473 3 года назад +1

      @@SellymeYT What do you mean?

    • @henkkamerman1920
      @henkkamerman1920 3 года назад +2

      Would love to have Charlotte Ritchie back on😂😂😂

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +4

      A 'Chumpion Of Chumpions' series sounds like the best idea ever. I would watch the heck out of that! 😂

    • @bonkrat9622
      @bonkrat9622 3 года назад +1

      I like your IASIP pfp

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 3 года назад +7

    I don't consider Nish as quitting the Task as much as not understanding the directions. He seemed to think he only had 1 try even though the Task didn't say it. That clip should have been replaced with Richard Osman's "Rescue the Cat."

  • @regimiro4888
    @regimiro4888 3 года назад +5

    It's amazing no one thought to just hold the breadsticks in the middle so they didn't snap lol

  • @SenorKristobbalVLog
    @SenorKristobbalVLog 3 года назад +26

    Joe didn't even finish last for the egg...

    • @cloaking111
      @cloaking111 3 года назад +10

      He didn't quit though, did he? Not giving up earned him the point
      It was Katherine Ryan who assumed every male contestant was just going to gobble the egg up like an animal and she quit halfway.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, like, why didn't they show Katherine instead? She quit

    • @cloaking111
      @cloaking111 3 года назад +4

      @@genericname2747 well, admittedly Joe gave up on trying to win the task and he did not win it.
      Katherine only quit after there was no way to finish the task other than to slobber it of the table like an egg hungry... I think the contrast with most of the other quitters was that she put in an effort to do the task and failed. Like with Iain there was no point in continuing

    • @andreiandrofski9426
      @andreiandrofski9426 3 года назад +1

      Sexism at its finest. They were scared of another 10 minute lecture if feminism in action as 3 exercise balls were carried to the top of a hill. Joe is an easier target, cos his whole character is the "village idiot". Katharine's character is the "strong independent woman", which makes it all the worse that ahe cried a few sympathy tears then walked out...

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +12

      @@andreiandrofski9426 Bro it's an egg eating contest

  • @whankinswh
    @whankinswh 2 года назад +4

    I feel like Katherine should’ve been shown for the egg as well, since she literally quit. Joe didn’t exactly quit, he just said fuck it let’s make breakfast

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад

      Yes, but Joe making a breakfast is funnier

  • @MedEvil1c
    @MedEvil1c Год назад +1

    eat the egg: he didn't quit. he just took his time. Katherine quit

  • @lizastarpeter4295
    @lizastarpeter4295 3 года назад +15

    I want to start a band just so I can call it Salami Crescent.

  • @boneyarsebogman
    @boneyarsebogman 3 года назад +18

    "Quitters Never Win". I dunno, I reckon Joe Wilkinson was winning pretty hard with that delicious spread!

  • @AH-te5gs
    @AH-te5gs 3 года назад +31

    Not true. Joe won my heart.

  • @redheadredemption1573
    @redheadredemption1573 2 года назад +1

    Genuinely impressed more people don't abandon some of these tasks

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 3 года назад +2

    “Quitters” win our hearts

  • @chrisspoohbear8903
    @chrisspoohbear8903 3 года назад +7

    Joe's like might as well get a meal

  • @salty_jedi
    @salty_jedi 3 года назад +24

    Yes! More joe Wilkinson
    Grossest taskmaster clip is ramesh's toe

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад +6

      To be fair, him scoffing watermelon was pretty gross too. 😂

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 3 года назад +4

      Nasty nails are expected of tree wizards.

    • @masansr
      @masansr 3 года назад +5

      @@BeezusFafoon1971 Or putting chilli sauce in his eyes.

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 3 года назад +2

      Yeah... And why a freaking TOE? Finger nails grow much much faster than toe nails. He could have easily grown a pinky nail or something 😂

    • @BeezusFafoon1971
      @BeezusFafoon1971 3 года назад

      @@masansr Ouch!!! Yes that was commitment to the task right there!!

  • @saqvobase4301
    @saqvobase4301 3 года назад +11

    Those breadsticks looked infuriating to work with

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 3 года назад +2

    The Nish coconut throw was hilarious!

  • @firesong7825
    @firesong7825 2 года назад +3

    For the sand one, the rules never stated you couldn't just remove your hand from the string's loop.

  • @Purzius
    @Purzius 2 года назад +1

    Nish throwing the coconut was too freaking funny xD

  • @TheWonTrueDragon
    @TheWonTrueDragon 2 года назад +1

    That sand task, the letter never said they couldn't take the string back off their wrist again, Alex just put it on to force them to think that xD

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 3 года назад +5

    Watching Joe do the egg task always makes me hungry

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 3 года назад +3

    Joe just cooking himself a meal is just genius.

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 2 месяца назад

      Well the fastest just cracked the egg open and ate it raw XD was right he wasn’t going to win

  • @loupax
    @loupax 3 года назад +1

    Hindsight is 20/20 and all but the “you may not take the switch out of the room” only makes sense if the switch can work while disconnected

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex 2 года назад +1

      It's a huge clue for what the switch does, too.

  • @miruten4628
    @miruten4628 3 года назад

    "A breadstick is a breadstick. You can't say it's only a half" ~TJ "Henry" Yoshi

  • @Kagrynac
    @Kagrynac Год назад

    4:29 Something about Alex's delivery of "-back inside." made me immediately think of Karl Pilkington. Anyone else?

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi 3 года назад +5

    What about Noel giving up on pouring the wine into the bottle from the top of the ladder, and just smashing the bottle instead of even trying.

  • @gen157
    @gen157 3 года назад +2

    Is the light switch task on RUclips in its entirety yet? I don't recall it being.

  • @mwangalatembo7053
    @mwangalatembo7053 3 года назад +3

    "Taskmasters on" "wah wah wah"

  • @Emlee100
    @Emlee100 3 года назад +1

    Help! 5:00 Which episode of Series 7 is the one with the switch?

    • @farawayfrom
      @farawayfrom 3 года назад +1

      I believe episode 4 OLLIE

  • @emptank
    @emptank 3 года назад +9

    The egg breakfast one didn't even come in last place. Another contestant refused to eat the egg at all.

  • @xtratic
    @xtratic 3 года назад

    "Only breadsticks may touch the melon at any point", but it's already touching the slide...

  • @theevildalek5425
    @theevildalek5425 2 года назад +7

    Funny thing is that Joe cooking his egg & eating it in style actually didn’t go bad for him. He still technically ate it and because Katherine in the same task refused to eat a raw egg & left, Joe actually got 2 points despite taking his time! I respect that ✌️

  • @alyssa09485
    @alyssa09485 3 года назад

    8:31 "What a waste of EVERYONE'S time, yeh IDIOT" LOL

  • @Sulueti
    @Sulueti 3 года назад +2

    Should’ve just taped the paper to their shoes and walked with the coconut 😂

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 2 года назад

      Could only step on an item once.
      Hence several of them using 5-10 cushions...

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 2 года назад +1

    Paul's entire strategy is to do the bare minimum and hope somebody else gets disqualified.

  • @scarylion1roar
    @scarylion1roar 3 года назад +2

    Why is Joe enjoying his egg in this compilation when Katherine completely refused to eat the egg?

  • @thatswhatisaid7527
    @thatswhatisaid7527 3 года назад

    The Moriarty one when they have dirty a room and clean it the best in a set time and hejust decides not to attempt the clean and just trash the kitchen for the entire time.

  • @JackVermicelli
    @JackVermicelli 3 года назад

    1:50 I think every one of them just at the contents of "me," and not "me" itself.

  • @varrjames186
    @varrjames186 3 года назад

    The egg eating room looks like the kind of place you'd dispose of someone with a chainsaw.

  • @butteryseawater9170
    @butteryseawater9170 3 года назад +1

    My video froze at 6:05 and I just thought Rhod had gone quiet and contemplative...

    • @bacul165
      @bacul165 3 года назад

      Oh dear, Rhod going silend is a truly frightening sign...

  • @mellaberry6353
    @mellaberry6353 3 года назад +1

    The taskmaster youtube channel is at 695k subs with 420 videos uploaded. Nice.

  • @dealesun5585
    @dealesun5585 Год назад

    8:24 to 8:36 is the most hilarious part of this whole video LOL

  • @ozanyoung2909
    @ozanyoung2909 3 года назад +2

    Joe Wilkinson in no way lost that egg challenge. XD

  • @hukstar16
    @hukstar16 2 года назад +2

    I always wonder if Ed wore a Canadian tuxedo (complete with Bolo tie) to be funny, or if he actually did it

  • @DragonslayerProd
    @DragonslayerProd 3 года назад +1

    Egg eating contest? Nah, son. Free egg.

  • @johnmurray9526
    @johnmurray9526 3 года назад

    You may not leave the room..
    Fuck it, let's do that aswell 🤣🤣

  • @williamunderhill427
    @williamunderhill427 2 года назад

    10:23 actually, 15 and a half. One fell into the caravan with the melon

  • @Obrik
    @Obrik 2 года назад

    "Nothing happens. Unless it's something that happens somewhere else..."

  • @MusikCassette
    @MusikCassette 2 года назад

    what is the switch thing doing in there? he nailed it.

  • @Jenn_1990
    @Jenn_1990 3 года назад

    With the bucket/sand task, there was no rule saying 'you may not take your hand out of the loop'

  • @irreplaceable02
    @irreplaceable02 3 года назад +1

    waiting on the sequel compilation “cheaters never prosper”

  • @sirlysis
    @sirlysis 3 года назад

    You have full episodes online, of seasons 1-8. When will we be able to watch the newer seasons?

    • @kathish
      @kathish 3 года назад

      The channels contains episodes from all the series/seasons, but presumably due to licensing issues people in certain countries can't see some or all of them. Sorry. Here in Canada, we had access to everything until recently, but now series 12 is blocked and older stuff appears to be phasing out too.
      Much of the content is available elsewhere on RUclips if you look around, or you could access via VPN.

  • @TheDaringPastry1313
    @TheDaringPastry1313 3 года назад +2

    I would have cut the wire and then said nothing happens when I flip the switch. It said you couldn't take it out of the room, but said nothing about disabling the device.

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 года назад +2

      You would have cut the electrical wire? I didn't think it was necessary to tell the contestants not to kill themselves, though I suppose some might need a guiding hand... (cough * David Baddiel, Katherine Parkinson * cough)

  • @MrEpicGamingGamer
    @MrEpicGamingGamer 3 месяца назад

    4:00 task, did nobody attempt to just... Walk? "you" arent touching the ground, you have shoes on.

  • @sachiperez
    @sachiperez 3 года назад

    He should have baked a cake with his egg! Alex, can you get me a chef’s hat?

  • @lizardboy2coolizrd742
    @lizardboy2coolizrd742 3 года назад

    5:30 it makes a noise

  • @InfinFox
    @InfinFox 2 года назад

    2:01 sheeesh

  • @ronniehopkins1457
    @ronniehopkins1457 2 года назад

    Alex Horne, are those black slippers from M&S, if so, I also have those

  • @mr.k7457
    @mr.k7457 3 года назад

    Do they have the old logo for Dr Pepper in the UK always or is that just a limited edition thing

  • @SerpenTRyder
    @SerpenTRyder 3 года назад

    Love the Cubrick impersonator