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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @janet6421
    @janet6421 18 дней назад +331

    Baby Shark on loop for several days sounds like a war crime.

    • @maco8022
      @maco8022 17 дней назад +14

      Becaose it is

    • @raeishimura
      @raeishimura 17 дней назад +18

      ​@@maco8022 and if it wasn't, it sure would be after that

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw 17 дней назад +13

      It could have been replaced with some hours of nyan cat every few days.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 17 дней назад

      @@JFDSmit-rm6twor Rick roll

    • @GrumpyManatee
      @GrumpyManatee 16 дней назад +21

      Ain't a war crime if it's the first time! Just ask the Canadians 🇨🇦

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage 14 дней назад +127

    "weapons grade levels of passive-aggressiveness" was my favorite line

    • @Wudelfin
      @Wudelfin 11 дней назад +3

      I'm a veteran of 'the Barney song' phrase, 'Baby shark' is just background noise....

  • @dominiking69
    @dominiking69 14 дней назад +153

    "3 species simultaneously evolved the ability to faint just to get away" man that nearly made me fall off my chair

    • @oblivionhunter7854
      @oblivionhunter7854 9 дней назад +3

      You and me both

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 6 дней назад +4

      For me, it was the part about the now sentient paperwork forming a support group for bureaucratic entities, or the part where the Insect Ambassador accidentally sent a mating signal to the house plant who started planning marriage.

  • @ruthlesace
    @ruthlesace 17 дней назад +70

    Glitter, sentient house plants, baby shark do do do do do do, and the macarena sounds like a WONDERFUL malicious compliance strategy.

  • @mahshic2660
    @mahshic2660 16 дней назад +102

    Why is it that “enough paperwork to wallpaper the entire universe “ is the one line that terrifies me the most?

  • @Its_Squirly
    @Its_Squirly 18 дней назад +159

    "even the AI are depressed" best line

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio 14 дней назад +69

    "The paperwork has gained sentience and is attempting to unionize."
    By the gods...

  • @beccabbea2511
    @beccabbea2511 18 дней назад +223

    This is brilliant. Loving the humour. Malicious compliance at its ultimate level. 😂 Well done and thanks.

    • @WilliamMerculief-i4k
      @WilliamMerculief-i4k 18 дней назад +4

      I love this author 😅

    • @miketaylor-g2e
      @miketaylor-g2e 18 дней назад +2

      i couldn't stop chuckling XD

    • @shikitohno8446
      @shikitohno8446 13 дней назад

      Sputtert my Coffee all over my colleague while Hearing that Story 😆😆

  • @honeybloopers2816
    @honeybloopers2816 12 дней назад +8

    This is no man. He is a manifestation of all human malice across all of time. 😭

  • @justinheck4271
    @justinheck4271 10 дней назад +8

    Before even reading the description this story felt like something out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Seeing Douglas Adams name in the description tells me this story did in fact come from one cool frood.

  • @ferrelallan9575
    @ferrelallan9575 18 дней назад +107

    I had tears in my eyes at the end. Baby shark, been there. When I was in the military, we had that paper problem too! I loved walking by officers country, you walk hold your salute and they all must salute uou back! You can see their anger.

    • @cybercifrado
      @cybercifrado 6 дней назад +3

      @ferrelallan9575 I remember seeing a story on reddit where there was an asinine officer that demanded all those of lesser-rank salute him. Squad got tired of it, and one day they had their chance. Whilst out doing laps, they saw the officer exiting his vehicle. So their group slowed down and spread out just in range of each other to draw out the salute as long as possible. Oh, and this was in over 100F weather with sweltering heat and sun. :D

  • @Hypercube2017
    @Hypercube2017 15 дней назад +33

    14:19 bro went for their *_lives_* with that one. Bureaucratic Warfare? More like a bureaucratic war _crime_ ! Props to his dedication to this legendary level of malicious compliance though.

    • @Hypercube2017
      @Hypercube2017 15 дней назад +2

      17:25 we’re only at the halfway mark and he’s introducing _cats_ ?! And… I’m on his side, but darn, dude’s bringing out the bureaucratic _nukes_ and there’s still a good way to go.

    • @Hypercube2017
      @Hypercube2017 15 дней назад +1

      29:21 that part had me literally screaming. XD

  •  17 дней назад +27

    Oh god the part where a sigh can mean we are ready to go to war or ask for a manager made me lose it.
    After that I knew this would be a good one. So many good moments.
    Oh dear me my sides hurt from laughing!

  • @PiKangNa
    @PiKangNa 15 дней назад +28

    He made the whole council wait on support call. 😂

  • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
    @JFDSmit-rm6tw 17 дней назад +21

    Whoever writes these, has a wonderfully weirdly twisted sense of humour. I love it!

  • @josephmiller5402
    @josephmiller5402 18 дней назад +64

    ACTS OF EXTREME VIOLENCE SUCH AS DECLARATION OF WAR OR ASKING FOR THE MANAGER MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    •  17 дней назад +10

      Karens, Karens never change.

    • @josephmiller5402
      @josephmiller5402 16 дней назад +5

      Lmao I know I used to work at a gas station when I was younger and the Karen’s I dealt with on night shift were like cracked up super Karen’s

    • @sisov
      @sisov 12 дней назад +2

      Asking for the manager extreme violence lol 😂

  • @whycantwealljustgetalong1050
    @whycantwealljustgetalong1050 6 дней назад +2

    This was, and I cannot stress it enough. The first piece of media to make me laugh in at least a year. Probably the best space story comedy ever.Good job guys

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 14 часов назад

      watch the when humans say hold my beer video

  • @wurststar9023
    @wurststar9023 18 дней назад +19

    glitter achieving quantum tunneling? Yeah, they definitely do that already...

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 18 дней назад +65

    At some point, there’s going to be a severe resource crisis when the replicators used to produce all that paper run out of raw feedstock and entire stellar clusters are being disassembled down to their atoms to make more.
    Also, the Central Archives must already be at risk of collapsing into a black hole…

  • @nathankindle282
    @nathankindle282 17 дней назад +22

    This didnt make a lick of sense, but BY GOD, it was freaking HILARIOUS!

  • @JayOBrien86
    @JayOBrien86 16 дней назад +21

    Even the sentient paperwork started reading its own autobiography 😂😂

  • @panchora99
    @panchora99 15 дней назад +14

    17:42 sweet lord almighty. How does one even begin to imagine that scenario and then put it into words?

  • @rosetheauracle
    @rosetheauracle 12 дней назад +7

    Humans consume spices for pleasure. IDK if it's the statement or the reaction to the statement is funnier. 😂😂😂
    There is so much to reference here. I'm am cracking up laughing! I am truly entertained.

  • @honeybloopers2816
    @honeybloopers2816 12 дней назад +3

    “In triplicate” is this man’s historic quote 💀

  • @ceasarspartacus
    @ceasarspartacus 18 дней назад +87

    After the day I've had, I would probably have declared war after the second interruption over hot sauce.

    • @ceasarspartacus
      @ceasarspartacus 18 дней назад +13

      Probably why I'm not a galactic diplomat

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 18 дней назад +21

      An interstellar war? Over hot sauce? YEP. Sounds legit, to me!
      *Note to non-Humans: Four rules to follow:
      1- Do *NOT* touch our boats/ships/spacecraft, or we WILL drop a LITERAL sun on your world. TWO suns, if your world is a dual-star system.
      2: Harm any human, and expect a brutal retribution. IF said human is a child, expect EXTINCTION.
      3: Never, EVER, get between humans and their sauces/spices/seasonings. IF that sauce is a hot sauce of ANY kind, then you'll have to contend with not just ordinary humans, but humans of the following varieties: Southeasters American rednecks, Americans of Sub-Saharan African descent, Mesoamericans, Mediterranean Europeans, South Asians and Southeast Asians. IF those groups of humans are arguing, you will INSTANTLY turn their ire from each other to YOU.
      4: NEVER interrupt or otherwise tamper with the Internet services. If you do, expect retaliation from human pre-teens, teens, and twenty-somethings.
      P.S.: We forgot Rule 5: If in doubt, refer to rules 1,2, 3, and 4.

  • @jeffwobrak5205
    @jeffwobrak5205 18 дней назад +66

    I knew Kudzu had to be involved when" grew through 3 decks" was mentioned

  • @paulpickett4522
    @paulpickett4522 17 дней назад +10

    xD "Panic puddle". ...Oh, that doesn't even do this work of art justice. I'm only 3:34 into it and I'm just loving it =)

    • @paulpickett4522
      @paulpickett4522 17 дней назад

      11:38 ...I had NO idea what was to come. ...I have lived 3 lifetimes of content since my last comment...

  • @hotwire23bwired59
    @hotwire23bwired59 8 дней назад +4

    The safety meeting after this probably starts with "malicious compliance might not be a crime but come on guys this is a bit much"

  • @Byvenic
    @Byvenic 5 дней назад +3

    The paperwork gaining sentience and demanding better working conditions is hilarious.

  • @rosetheauracle
    @rosetheauracle 12 дней назад +5

    No species would be that petty....McGilykuddy, " Hey blip-blop I need to do some monumental petty s**t, what do you know about malicious compliance?"

  • @teamidris
    @teamidris 17 дней назад +8

    LOL, great story in an excellent genre. I enjoyed this as much as “whom the princesses would destroy” and it is indeed wonderfully Douglass Adam’s :D

  • @wandapease-gi8yo
    @wandapease-gi8yo 18 дней назад +47

    The author of this and other related videos is, or possibly are incredibly warped and amusing!

  • @TheIrishWanderer2166
    @TheIrishWanderer2166 9 дней назад +3

    'The paperwork has gained sentience'
    Me: *sigh* I'll get the flamethrower.

  • @jeffreysmall2397
    @jeffreysmall2397 10 дней назад +6

    Never under estimate a species who runs off caffine and spite!

  • @LizzieLeish
    @LizzieLeish 18 дней назад +14

    I love the humour in your stories. They are bringing a smile and a proper laugh to my life, the hold my beer story had me in stiches. thank you

  • @Kreatores
    @Kreatores 16 дней назад +3

    Terry Pratchet would shed an enlightened tear after reading this

  • @ryansheffield5930
    @ryansheffield5930 13 дней назад +6

    Honestly this entire thing sounded almost like it came out of the same universe as hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and I love it😂.

    • @baraktownsley2569
      @baraktownsley2569 11 дней назад

      That was my first thought. It’s very Douglas Adams. The only thing that would make this better is to have Stephen Fry narrate it.

  • @Numbah12AD
    @Numbah12AD 17 дней назад +11

    pfft, I wish they would use this on earth for against ourselves... love the houseplants part...

  • @stephan-tm7mb
    @stephan-tm7mb 18 дней назад +27

    Humans were technically correct. The best kind of correct.

    • @4n3c
      @4n3c 11 дней назад +1

      I hereby promote you to grade 37

    • @stephan-tm7mb
      @stephan-tm7mb 11 дней назад +1

      @@4n3c I see this promotion has the correct paperwork in trifold, however you are missing two stamps on section twelve subsection C.

  • @dougtriplett
    @dougtriplett 6 дней назад +2

    This is the funniezt of these Ive listened to. great writing and jokws.

  •  16 дней назад +5

    It has a spark of Pratchet's work. Good story.

  • @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877
    @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877 16 дней назад +6

    Sitting on a bag of angry squirrels? I'm taking this.

  • @narrowmarinenocommentary6633
    @narrowmarinenocommentary6633 11 дней назад +4

    “Requesting to see the manager” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp 18 дней назад +21

    Hey, let’s give a quick shoutout to Blip Bloop!!!!! I make a motion to make Blip Bloop an honorary human, may I get a second?

    • @jja-yb2bm
      @jja-yb2bm 18 дней назад +5

      I second

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 17 дней назад +2

      I Third… Blip Bloop was doing his best to make sure that the human was kept on a leash

  • @stevemiller8032
    @stevemiller8032 11 дней назад +2

    The glitter achieved sentience. I rolled out of my chair.

  • @tomshepard5308
    @tomshepard5308 18 дней назад +14

    Fabulous. Totally channeling Douglas Adams.

    • @bradhoward9701
      @bradhoward9701 18 дней назад +4

      something somewhere between adams and pratchett for sure!

    •  17 дней назад +1

      @@bradhoward9701 You nailed it, it is a perfect blend of the two.

  • @valzaoriyis1311
    @valzaoriyis1311 2 дня назад +1

    29:05 "The Geneva Convention Two, Electric Boogaloo." I wasn't expecting a Grian reference in here.

  • @chrisb9279
    @chrisb9279 15 дней назад +3

    so feels like Douglas Adams in a bath.

  • @GentlemanKane
    @GentlemanKane 10 дней назад +1

    Imma get started on the paperwork for this brilliant halarious video, all 47.8 quintillion forms..... in triplicate ofcourse, just to be safe

  • @korpellious7622
    @korpellious7622 14 дней назад +1

    Of all these types of stories I've listened to. This is absolutely the best. Every new ridiculous situation made me smile or laugh out loud.

  • @stevenbowman8999
    @stevenbowman8999 16 дней назад +3

    Awesome! I loved the humor and uniqueness of this story!

  • @BastetMusic
    @BastetMusic 12 дней назад +4

    This is a whole new realm of human pettiness

  • @paulstevens7311
    @paulstevens7311 17 дней назад +2

    This is sooo good someone should turn this into a tv series

  • @col.mustard1233
    @col.mustard1233 18 дней назад +18

    I haven't laughed like this since Robbin Williams!

  • @MatrixDownload5150
    @MatrixDownload5150 18 дней назад +20

    Glitter is more persistent than anything ever created. I found some cleaning that’s been there for almost nine years! It’s green and was from an art project! It has been considered traumatic every time I clean for this reason! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sonnabend00
      @Sonnabend00 18 дней назад +5

      I disagree, sir. My recommendation is a tactical deployment of glitter imbued confetti.

    •  17 дней назад +3

      @@Sonnabend00 YOU MONSTER! lol

    •  17 дней назад +3

      Oh my daughter got some glitter like stuff in a onesie she got 3 years ago, I still find it in the washing machine and on the onesie every time I wash it. HOW!?

  • @Lippdinos
    @Lippdinos 17 дней назад +4

    I loved that story!! it was HILLARIOUS! Who wrote this? please tell me it's not an AI corruption of literature or I will be the one filing for malicious compliance! somehow, having lived in Brazil and having survived the cold War, studying Stasi bureaucratic techniques, makes this just that much more funny!

  • @plexisgaming
    @plexisgaming 18 дней назад +5

    Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

  • @dnitchke
    @dnitchke 18 дней назад +3

    I love malicious compliance stories!!!1

  • @alexfrankenfield1529
    @alexfrankenfield1529 18 дней назад +9

    Malicious compliance in Spaaaace

  • @Xingmey
    @Xingmey 18 дней назад +3

    the baby shark incident
    lol

  • @1990loulou
    @1990loulou 18 дней назад +4

    This is the pinnacle of petty and I am so damn proud to be of the same specie 😢😂😂😂

  • @drachonisarchen3118
    @drachonisarchen3118 10 дней назад +1

    17:41
    Bro gave a space mantis TOURETTE'S😂😂

  • @SmokePoppa
    @SmokePoppa 18 дней назад +4

    I wasn't amused at first, but by the time this story was up... I was laughing that jolly old fat man laugh.

  • @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps
    @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps 18 дней назад +16

    Man using their own rules against them

  • @roberthuron9160
    @roberthuron9160 18 дней назад +4

    Keith Laumer had his hero,Retif,of the CDT,do what could pass,as your writer's predessor! He would stop a war,or invasion,by using MEDDLE,or MUDDLE,to mix up destinations,and the troops,would go in a different location! Anyway,another example of Malicious Compliance! If you come across Mr. Laumer's novels,they are well worth reading,and good for inspiration! Thank you 😇 😊!

  • @nairbvel
    @nairbvel 18 дней назад +4

    This was a fun story -- it would have been a whole lot nicer without the totally screwed-up captions...

  • @601salsa
    @601salsa 18 дней назад +4

    I love this channel, the stories are hilarious, the voice used is perfect.

  • @philos34002
    @philos34002 12 дней назад

    Congratulations on reaching Douglas Adams levels of hilarity. I pray for one small gleam of intelligence in the film production realms that will get this made as a series

  • @alexanderlucard4810
    @alexanderlucard4810 11 дней назад +1

    This feels like a short story from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy setting.

  • @abyssalreclass
    @abyssalreclass 6 дней назад +1

    The power of paperwork compels you!

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666 18 дней назад +2

    Okay, this one was actually pretty good. Made me chuckle. 👍

  • @mypizza4715
    @mypizza4715 15 дней назад

    These theme of videos are way more enjoyable to listen to the over saturated earth underdog war stories. This was comedic brilliance

  • @ebisuezo
    @ebisuezo 18 дней назад +6

    Militant Politeness.

    • @HO-os8ry
      @HO-os8ry 13 дней назад +1

      Break out the 24/7 cats doing funny stuff vids

  • @silverdragon1460
    @silverdragon1460 5 дней назад +1

    KUDZU??? The mad lad!!

  • @risingwind8943
    @risingwind8943 5 дней назад

    "The gentle sonic torture of smooth jazz played through a kazoo."
    What a line.

  • @WandaHadley
    @WandaHadley 17 дней назад +4

    What happened to Mr Whiskers?

  • @andonbailey9656
    @andonbailey9656 15 дней назад +2

    I don't know what a caffeine based economy looks like, but I kinda want to see it.

  • @4n3c
    @4n3c 11 дней назад +1

    I don't remember the last time I laughed this much...

  • @raenin4972
    @raenin4972 День назад

    This is the most Terry Pratchett Sci Fi story I've seen.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 16 дней назад +1

    What an evilly gleefully masterstroke!❤

  • @Azraekan
    @Azraekan 17 дней назад +1

    Chaos... wonderful brilliant chaos...

  • @BritishJax
    @BritishJax 2 дня назад +1

    yano what, as silly as this one is i absolutely loved it and got a chuckle from it

  • @AfterTheFlashGamer
    @AfterTheFlashGamer 17 дней назад +1

    CANT Stop fucking laughing 💀☠️

  • @chrishagen4903
    @chrishagen4903 18 дней назад +4

    This sounds like a Douglas Adams fan.

  • @katiebird53
    @katiebird53 16 дней назад +1

    OMG waiting on hold I can't stop laughing this is so great

  • @arc-Droper
    @arc-Droper 17 дней назад

    This is absolutely beautiful

  • @sindeon
    @sindeon 18 дней назад

    Laughed so hard had tears. Thx for the awesome story

  • @josephmiller5402
    @josephmiller5402 18 дней назад

    Idk if anyone else noticed this but BABY SHARK LOL aside from already loving the videos this channel makes because let’s be honest who doesn’t like hearing a super fascinating story about tales of things we wish we could do

    • @josephmiller5402
      @josephmiller5402 18 дней назад

      Me especially being disabled know I’m damaged and can’t do stuff most people my age still can these stories help me forget about that even if it’s just for a little bit and that is something no treatment or medication has ever been able to do

  • @TheJohnny50000
    @TheJohnny50000 14 дней назад +1

    This is how we should deal with hostile policies and politicians on earth. This video had me laughing so hard. May God bless all of you at Sci Realms. ( watch the aliens freak out about that as well. )

  • @sdragut
    @sdragut 18 дней назад +2

    stupid and ridiculous but funny enough to keep you listening. Good episode.

  • @deborahkindler4452
    @deborahkindler4452 6 дней назад

    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
    As always, excellent. Now i have to watch all of these. 😊❤😂😢

  • @Alice-ng2po
    @Alice-ng2po 18 дней назад

    I absolutely loved this story! It was gut bustingly funny

  • @toxxaniusornica824
    @toxxaniusornica824 7 дней назад

    Added this to the favorite list

  • @Ninjamonkeyking93
    @Ninjamonkeyking93 12 часов назад

    This sounds like something straight out of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

  • @JosephMcCully
    @JosephMcCully 15 дней назад

    This, and a few others, was relentless, though less intelligent, assault on Douglas Adams' brilliant style of humour.

  • @MrAnonymoose01
    @MrAnonymoose01 15 дней назад +1

    This sounds like something that would be from the hitchhikers guide universe

  • @Wahots79
    @Wahots79 8 дней назад

    That had to have been the funniest thing I've listened to in a VERY long time. Sadly, I ended up with carpal tunnel syndrome as I had to right reports (in triplicate of course) to describe what made me laugh...each time I laughed.

  • @sentry105
    @sentry105 15 дней назад +2

    how to make the council loose there mind:

  • @nukeboss1835
    @nukeboss1835 18 дней назад

    the most funniest thing i've listened to all day

  • @dre420day
    @dre420day 3 дня назад +1

    This episode cracked me up