@@whosaprettykitty5076 yes, I know. I put it in another video with banters for A Astarion, because in my game she says that with AA, but she says nothing with Spawn 😂 (it’s bug I think)
Astarion didn’t have to do Minthara like that 😭 But I love how sweet he is behind closed doors, but he still puts on the act despite everyone knowing how much of a softy he became
Astarion doesn't like talking about his personal stuff with others so he resorts to snark. The love test at the circus where you get disapprovals for accurate, painful answers& approvals for facetious ones made this clear. He's actually an introvert despite the witty ripostes. Tav/Durge is one of the few peeps to see his vulnerable side.
He's still reading them with class and sass!!! I love it!!! I almost spit my food out when he told Jaheera she could join if she wanted to see just how much they enjoy each other! 😂❤
I can’t express how I love Spawn Astarion. I like to imagine that he and Tav have kids and Astarion is telling them his story: „And she trusted me, even if that was objectively most stupid thing to do” and making sure that Tav hears that.
Yaaaaaay! I love that last one with Gale! I saw on a Wiki that it was potential banter when you romance Astarion, but I never had it trigger for me so I've never heard how it sounds until now. Reading that line on the wiki, however, is what led to my headcanon for my Gale romance run. Gale and my Deep Gnome Tav invite Astarion to join them in Waterdeep, where he eventually becomes a romantic partner to the both of them.
How is he kind exactly? He never apologizes for all the crazy stuff he has been telling him or for bullying him. He barely admits that Astarion may perhaps have actual feelings to his partner publicly which is condescending and humiliating af. Also I find it said how Astation immediately assumes wyll is going to try to hurt him again.
@@s1b3r11 saw the poster of one wyll/astarion clip say that they blocked you and deleted your nasty comments about wyll under their clip and now i see why 😭
@@onearmedscissor21 Your entire comment is "I don't have any arguments, I can't deny what you wrote, but I want to duct tape and censor you, because I hate reality". Do tell what part of my comment exactly was "nasty" in any way shape or form and why? Because I only told you how their canon game banter looks like. Did I lie in any part? No, all those things are in the game. I find that ship insane, because they canonically hate each other. But crazy people like you would insult people for literally citing the rat diet comment or the comment Wyll says in act 2 after he learns about Astarion's SA. (Wyll: Astarion, I just want to say - I judged you wrongly. I'm sorry Astarion: Really? And how - specifically - have you misjudged my fine character? Wyll: You aren't actually insufferably randy. You're just insufferable.) These are lines from the game that the writers put there. Attacking people for bringing them up is both disgusting and stupid. It also won't make those lines disappear from the game no matter how you want it.
@@s1b3r11 there are also lines where astarion finds wyll very attractive and wyll finds astarion charming that are also in the game, but that’s besides the point. there are a lot of lines in the game. including astarion being racist to a race that’s not done anything to him (gnomes), to karlach, to minthara, to yenna even and i’ve seen people jump through hoops trying to turn that into a ‘positive’ meaning. astarion can also taunt wyll including HIS abuser (mizora). the point of my comment was that you are very mean to wyll because u see astarion as someone who needs your protection, someone so innocent and helpless that when u see someone being a tad mean to him it clouds your judgement. btw i love astarion a lot and his storyline is very relatable to me as it is to many people, but this phenomenon of coddling him is very strange to me.
@@s1b3r11 btw no one censored you but if you come in someone else’s comment section where people clearly love a character and start being negative about him and stating your OWN opinion and perception of him as undeniable and indisputable facts, people do have a right to tell you to piss off 😭
I think Astarion is going to leave rodent out of his diet for the rest of eternity, even if they didn’t live in Minsc's trousers 🤣 Also, I just realized this but the scars on Astarion's back look like a target, like for darts or archery. He has a literal target on his back. Like dang, it took this long to notice Larian's little pun for a rogue.
Halsin over here telling my sweet starshine what I want to tell him over and over, until he can finally believe it, and see how strong he is for starting to heal and overcome so much trauma so quickly. 🥹 Wyll, that’s right you’d better admit you were wrong about my beautiful baby! I am definitely not still seething about his jab at Astarion during act 1 after your first romance scene with him, how dare you accuse me of such a thing. 😅 The Gale one was the first I heard because it played immediately after the update because I was nearly done with that run and it laid me out! 😂 Tbh though that clapback at Minthara though, savage my boy! 🤣
@@vampirewolf373 oh that one is bad too! Nah, idk if it’s new to this patch or not because I’ve never had Wyll in my party during act 1 until this run I just started, but when you leave camp after Astarion’s romance scene he tells you that he doesn’t think Astarion has anything in his heart, or something along those lines. I forget what Astarion said in response, but Wyll then says something like “your heart is as cold as ice, and I’m just trying to make sure our friend here doesn’t slip” I very nearly traded him out for Gale for a bit after that. It’s not like we need two warlocks 😡
@@Callidus7SSM oh wow that completely reads like jealousy lol. Out of curiosity did you happen to have good approval with Wyll before the astarion romance scene? Also NGL I don't like Wyll as much now that I know he can be that short sighted and petty lol
@@vampirewolf373 I did have high approval with him, and I actually kind of regret that I went with Shadowheart as the other first romance scene (since I’d never seen hers) because it honestly would have kind of funny that way. Bro sounded so jealous. They also had just both had a few dual approval situations so it felt like it came out of nowhere since they’d been agreeing on things so much. Way more than I thought they would. To be fair, they mostly had to do with killing or being mean to goblins. It’s nice though, to see how much Wyll grows with Astarion because he’s actually really nice and supportive of him in Act 3, where I usually bring Wyll along for his quest stuff.
the one with wyll is heartwarming. In act 1 if you sleep with astarion during the party, wyll basically says that astarion is no good for tav if they are both in the party. So seeing him proud of astarion here is so wholesome
It’s pretty telling that the only companion Astarion seems genuinely dislike is Minthara. He has the clarity to see all his own worst traits in her and wants to steer clear.
I'm not so sure about that. if you watch another video called "Act 1 and 2: All Romance Party Banters /w Astarion patch 7" from this same channel you can see he gets all flirty when Minthara calls him beautiful... he spoke pretty rudely to Halsin too, so I don't think he particularly hates anyone.
Geez the one with jaheira 😂 he is so willing to show off you to someone else haha I love that he loves us here! He’s bragging little about you I would say
Aww thank you for uploading!!! And I have a question. Are the romantic reactions to kisses working properly in patch 7? Like does astarion say: "my sweet" or "you don't have to ask, but I'm glad you did"?
Reffering to my previous comment - Astarion and Tav would have maybe two kids, but I like to imagine that they have only one girl. She would be Astarion’s little princess, who would be chaotic, but deep down kind, like him. He would care a lot about her and gry a lot to give her a chance to live a better life than he lived. I can imagine one of their conversations: „-Dad? -Yes, darling? -I always wondered how your previous life was. You know, before you became a vampire. -I… I don’t remember. My face, my family, my life… it’s all just a dark shape from the past. But that doesn’t really matter. It’s only a past. -Oh… But I think that your parents must have loved you sooo much. -Is that so? -Of course! They even gave you a name „Astarion”. It means „little star”, right?” And her name would be Twila, wchich means „light in the dark places”.
Немного обидно, что все говорят вот Астарион такой хороший, что пожертвовал своей мечтой ради любви к Таву. Но никто не похвалит Тава за его жертву. Все обвиняют Астариона за то, что Тав помогла ему вознестись и отдал свою жизнь и судьбу в его руки, и все делают вид что ГГ просто одурманенная жертва, которую нужно спасти. Будто не хотят верить что Тав могла сделать все это по доброй воле, потому, что готова на все ради Астариона. Только гурцы скажут что ГГ даже больший монстр, чем сам Астарион, раз совершила все по доброй воле😏
@@AlexKhodja я тоже это заметила. Бантеры со спауном милые, но мне не по себе, что он отказался от того, что хотел. В прохождениях со споуном я всегда чувствую вину, за то, что он больше никогда не сможет стать настоящим вампиром и вообще горит на солнце в конце 😭
@@iamkittybg3 Тоже не комфортно как то... Вообще, сперва хотела пойти по пути спавна но появилось, ощущение инородности, я не могла понять откуда он всех этих странных фраз понабрался, хотя весть путь твердил совсем другое, как будто подменили его😃 Я поэтому даже оставила прохождение на некоторое время, что бы разобраться и в итоге пришла к Аскендету😉
Lae'zel and Shadowheart don't want to talk, sorry😂
I think Shadowheart’s is the “consort” where he tells her he’s interested but n a different type of person and does a different type of consorting
@@whosaprettykitty5076 yes, I know. I put it in another video with banters for A Astarion, because in my game she says that with AA, but she says nothing with Spawn 😂 (it’s bug I think)
Aww, that’s too bad. Lae’zel’s comment is really good!
@@grymmoire yes, I want to hear Lae’zel’s banters the most, but she only speaks one banter with Astarion from act 1 and that’s it. 😭
THE ONE WITH JAHEIRA AHAHAHAHHA
I love her jokes😂
She’s the only one who can truly match him wit for wit and am all about it!
Astarion didn’t have to do Minthara like that 😭
But I love how sweet he is behind closed doors, but he still puts on the act despite everyone knowing how much of a softy he became
@@whosaprettykitty5076 That's for sure ❤️
Astarion doesn't like talking about his personal stuff with others so he resorts to snark. The love test at the circus where you get disapprovals for accurate, painful answers& approvals for facetious ones made this clear. He's actually an introvert despite the witty ripostes. Tav/Durge is one of the few peeps to see his vulnerable side.
@@scattysafari7742 Yes, I totally agree. I like the writers' attention to these aspects of his personality.
I remember Neil Newbon describing Astarion's theatrics as a distraction from the real him - "Don't look at me."
I love how Kalrach can see through him, she's so precious
She really tells him that very sweetly.☺️
Astarion did not just roast Minthara harder than the sun did on him 😂
@@mysryuza yeah 😅
Astarion to Minthrara: can't imagine anyone doing that for you, dear
Me, who wanted to romance both: *sweats*
😅😅😅
Minthara's silence was deafening 🤣
gale shooting his shot
I love the catty back and forth between Astarion and Jaheira.
He's still reading them with class and sass!!! I love it!!! I almost spit my food out when he told Jaheera she could join if she wanted to see just how much they enjoy each other! 😂❤
Yeah, banter with Jaheera is one of the best 🔥❤️😁
These make me so happy. You can really see how the group has come together in these little talks😊
I can’t express how I love Spawn Astarion. I like to imagine that he and Tav have kids and Astarion is telling them his story:
„And she trusted me, even if that was objectively most stupid thing to do” and making sure that Tav hears that.
@@ŻebrowskizRivii oh, that's so cute. ☺️ now I'll be smiling and imagining it all day
I like to imagine they adopt Yenna, since... I have no idea of a vampire can... have kids, since their dead and all
@@Sketch_3003 vampires actually can have children, they’re called dhampires
Jaheera 😂😂 I love her!
I screamed on Jaheira's answer😂
Yaaaaaay! I love that last one with Gale! I saw on a Wiki that it was potential banter when you romance Astarion, but I never had it trigger for me so I've never heard how it sounds until now.
Reading that line on the wiki, however, is what led to my headcanon for my Gale romance run. Gale and my Deep Gnome Tav invite Astarion to join them in Waterdeep, where he eventually becomes a romantic partner to the both of them.
Wyll being so kind to Astarion i could cry 😭
How is he kind exactly? He never apologizes for all the crazy stuff he has been telling him or for bullying him. He barely admits that Astarion may perhaps have actual feelings to his partner publicly which is condescending and humiliating af. Also I find it said how Astation immediately assumes wyll is going to try to hurt him again.
@@s1b3r11 saw the poster of one wyll/astarion clip say that they blocked you and deleted your nasty comments about wyll under their clip and now i see why 😭
@@onearmedscissor21 Your entire comment is "I don't have any arguments, I can't deny what you wrote, but I want to duct tape and censor you, because I hate reality". Do tell what part of my comment exactly was "nasty" in any way shape or form and why? Because I only told you how their canon game banter looks like. Did I lie in any part? No, all those things are in the game. I find that ship insane, because they canonically hate each other. But crazy people like you would insult people for literally citing the rat diet comment or the comment Wyll says in act 2 after he learns about Astarion's SA. (Wyll: Astarion, I just want to say - I judged you wrongly. I'm sorry Astarion: Really? And how - specifically - have you misjudged my fine character? Wyll: You aren't actually insufferably randy. You're just insufferable.) These are lines from the game that the writers put there. Attacking people for bringing them up is both disgusting and stupid. It also won't make those lines disappear from the game no matter how you want it.
@@s1b3r11 there are also lines where astarion finds wyll very attractive and wyll finds astarion charming that are also in the game, but that’s besides the point. there are a lot of lines in the game. including astarion being racist to a race that’s not done anything to him (gnomes), to karlach, to minthara, to yenna even and i’ve seen people jump through hoops trying to turn that into a ‘positive’ meaning. astarion can also taunt wyll including HIS abuser (mizora). the point of my comment was that you are very mean to wyll because u see astarion as someone who needs your protection, someone so innocent and helpless that when u see someone being a tad mean to him it clouds your judgement. btw i love astarion a lot and his storyline is very relatable to me as it is to many people, but this phenomenon of coddling him is very strange to me.
@@s1b3r11 btw no one censored you but if you come in someone else’s comment section where people clearly love a character and start being negative about him and stating your OWN opinion and perception of him as undeniable and indisputable facts, people do have a right to tell you to piss off 😭
I think Astarion is going to leave rodent out of his diet for the rest of eternity, even if they didn’t live in Minsc's trousers 🤣
Also, I just realized this but the scars on Astarion's back look like a target, like for darts or archery.
He has a literal target on his back. Like dang, it took this long to notice Larian's little pun for a rogue.
the main thing is that he should not be shirtless in dangerous places 😳😅
Dude I didn't even realize that until you said it but you're so right!
Omg Karlach. My heart 🥹
Don't be rude to Halsin, Astarion. He's our other boyfriend.
not for everyone.😏 I always refuse Halsin, for example.😅
I love the banter between Jaheria and Astarion. Its some of the best in the game
Halsin over here telling my sweet starshine what I want to tell him over and over, until he can finally believe it, and see how strong he is for starting to heal and overcome so much trauma so quickly. 🥹
Wyll, that’s right you’d better admit you were wrong about my beautiful baby! I am definitely not still seething about his jab at Astarion during act 1 after your first romance scene with him, how dare you accuse me of such a thing. 😅
The Gale one was the first I heard because it played immediately after the update because I was nearly done with that run and it laid me out! 😂
Tbh though that clapback at Minthara though, savage my boy! 🤣
@@Callidus7SSM 😂❤️
@@Callidus7SSM oh yes I quite agree I actually froze for a while I was so mad at Wyll 😠 I'm assuming you mean the jab about the 'rat diet'?
@@vampirewolf373 oh that one is bad too!
Nah, idk if it’s new to this patch or not because I’ve never had Wyll in my party during act 1 until this run I just started, but when you leave camp after Astarion’s romance scene he tells you that he doesn’t think Astarion has anything in his heart, or something along those lines. I forget what Astarion said in response, but Wyll then says something like “your heart is as cold as ice, and I’m just trying to make sure our friend here doesn’t slip” I very nearly traded him out for Gale for a bit after that. It’s not like we need two warlocks 😡
@@Callidus7SSM oh wow that completely reads like jealousy lol. Out of curiosity did you happen to have good approval with Wyll before the astarion romance scene? Also NGL I don't like Wyll as much now that I know he can be that short sighted and petty lol
@@vampirewolf373 I did have high approval with him, and I actually kind of regret that I went with Shadowheart as the other first romance scene (since I’d never seen hers) because it honestly would have kind of funny that way. Bro sounded so jealous. They also had just both had a few dual approval situations so it felt like it came out of nowhere since they’d been agreeing on things so much. Way more than I thought they would. To be fair, they mostly had to do with killing or being mean to goblins.
It’s nice though, to see how much Wyll grows with Astarion because he’s actually really nice and supportive of him in Act 3, where I usually bring Wyll along for his quest stuff.
the one with wyll is heartwarming. In act 1 if you sleep with astarion during the party, wyll basically says that astarion is no good for tav if they are both in the party. So seeing him proud of astarion here is so wholesome
It’s pretty telling that the only companion Astarion seems genuinely dislike is Minthara. He has the clarity to see all his own worst traits in her and wants to steer clear.
I'm not so sure about that. if you watch another video called "Act 1 and 2: All Romance Party Banters /w Astarion patch 7" from this same channel you can see he gets all flirty when Minthara calls him beautiful... he spoke pretty rudely to Halsin too, so I don't think he particularly hates anyone.
@@yusuke6308 Wasn’t that line Minthara saying that Astarion reminds her of the sex slaves in Mensoberranzon?
Geez the one with jaheira 😂 he is so willing to show off you to someone else haha I love that he loves us here! He’s bragging little about you I would say
@@JessicaJohnson-vp9mt Ahaha yes, there is something in this 😅❤️
I would think so yes this one is the most risque romance banter out of all. He’s like: they like me alright 😂
Minthara 😂😂😂😂😂❤ and of course Halsin 😂 an awww the banter with gale ❤
@@littlelady79KK yeah.. Banter with Minthara… ouch 😅😅😅
I’ve always wondered how to trigger romance party banter with whoever you romance 💙❤️
they just didn't work until the new patch 7 😁
last one killed me - "they are delicious"
@@katiatall ahaha I like it too 😁
Omg the jaheira one threw me 😂😂😂😂😂 "do you care to join us" 👀👀😅
Another gma 🤣🤣🤣
@@iamkittybg3 😅😂😅 ffs now it's 🤢 - I'm leaving, 😂😂😂 jk
@@moona_ttv 🤣🤣🤣
@@iamkittybg3 also lae'zel talked to astarion in my save she said "im suprised you didn't bed me first astarion " 👀👀👀😂
@@moona_ttv hahaha lol 🤣 in my saves she doesn’t want to talk at all 😂 she’s afraid of my Durge’s reaction I’m sure 🤣🤣🤣
Wyll being a bully as always
Aww thank you for uploading!!!
And I have a question. Are the romantic reactions to kisses working properly in patch 7? Like does astarion say: "my sweet" or "you don't have to ask, but I'm glad you did"?
Oh, unfortunately no 🥹 he says the same things as before 🥲
@@iamkittybg3 *sigh alright, but I think there is mod to fix it. Fingers crossed I can have it on xbox 🙏
Omg this is so great I love it! ❤ I can’t wait for the console update!
Does this banters apear after fight with Cazador or random?
It’s after Cazador and Astarion stayed Spawn. Because Ascended Astarion has another banters 🙃
MINTHARA'S DRESS WHERE
Scantily camp outfit ☺️
@@iamkittybg3 honestly suits her very well, I want my Tav to wear it too
@@himalayansalt32 ☺️❤️
Reffering to my previous comment - Astarion and Tav would have maybe two kids, but I like to imagine that they have only one girl. She would be Astarion’s little princess, who would be chaotic, but deep down kind, like him. He would care a lot about her and gry a lot to give her a chance to live a better life than he lived. I can imagine one of their conversations:
„-Dad?
-Yes, darling?
-I always wondered how your previous life was. You know, before you became a vampire.
-I… I don’t remember. My face, my family, my life… it’s all just a dark shape from the past. But that doesn’t really matter. It’s only a past.
-Oh… But I think that your parents must have loved you sooo much.
-Is that so?
-Of course! They even gave you a name „Astarion”. It means „little star”, right?”
And her name would be Twila, wchich means „light in the dark places”.
@@ŻebrowskizRivii This is incredibly sweet. I love that you share this. Thank you. ☺️
@@iamkittybg3 the pleasure is all mine ☺️
Whats minthara wearing i need that mod lol
It’s scantily camp outfit 😁
Немного обидно, что все говорят вот Астарион такой хороший, что пожертвовал своей мечтой ради любви к Таву. Но никто не похвалит Тава за его жертву. Все обвиняют Астариона за то, что Тав помогла ему вознестись и отдал свою жизнь и судьбу в его руки, и все делают вид что ГГ просто одурманенная жертва, которую нужно спасти. Будто не хотят верить что Тав могла сделать все это по доброй воле, потому, что готова на все ради Астариона.
Только гурцы скажут что ГГ даже больший монстр, чем сам Астарион, раз совершила все по доброй воле😏
@@AlexKhodja я тоже это заметила. Бантеры со спауном милые, но мне не по себе, что он отказался от того, что хотел. В прохождениях со споуном я всегда чувствую вину, за то, что он больше никогда не сможет стать настоящим вампиром и вообще горит на солнце в конце 😭
@@iamkittybg3 Тоже не комфортно как то... Вообще, сперва хотела пойти по пути спавна но появилось, ощущение инородности, я не могла понять откуда он всех этих странных фраз понабрался, хотя весть путь твердил совсем другое, как будто подменили его😃 Я поэтому даже оставила прохождение на некоторое время, что бы разобраться и в итоге пришла к Аскендету😉
I completely agree. A lot of the writing in that part of his storyline and afterwards feels so preachy.
This is great and all, but are we just not going to acknowledge the blond Lord Farquaad in the party?