lemme show you how to scratch it

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • on second thought, maybe dont give this guy any money

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  • @mothmug
    @mothmug 4 года назад +5741

    Substitute teacher when the name is over 5 letters

    • @jdawg3074
      @jdawg3074 4 года назад +127

      Oh god, I hated when subs spelled my name with 5 letters instead of 6, like...do all subs not have the mental capacity to comprehend over 5 letter words?

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 4 года назад +8

      667th like

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 4 года назад +15

      @@jdawg3074 yeeto is 5 letters

    • @t.h
      @t.h 4 года назад +5

      Bruhitsdrewe prtty much evry bordr gam evr :)

    • @mothmug
      @mothmug 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for likes. Can we change them to subs?

  • @origistile276
    @origistile276 4 года назад +2683

    "The password is on the back of the router"
    The back of the router:

    • @numby1679
      @numby1679 4 года назад +10

      FUCKING YES

    • @davek7289
      @davek7289 4 года назад +5

      damn it bro, i made a meme about the back of the router but you placed it here already, now i have to delete mine :(

    • @MrIG511
      @MrIG511 4 года назад +4

      Why is this not the most liked comment ever?

    • @vambatgod547
      @vambatgod547 4 года назад +3

      Why is it talking and making sounds?

    • @rosefernandez1705
      @rosefernandez1705 4 года назад +1

      Good somebody notice white face

  • @SwiftAsTheWind
    @SwiftAsTheWind 3 года назад +7299

    The guy who discovered milk explaining what he was doing with the cow:

  • @queenoftheinternet
    @queenoftheinternet 8 месяцев назад +3250

    its over and he will forever be known as a hazbin gooner

    • @standoidontwantalastname6500
      @standoidontwantalastname6500 8 месяцев назад +108

      >gooner
      twitter is not here

    • @zacharyallbrook5162
      @zacharyallbrook5162 8 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@standoidontwantalastname6500 still op is right in that regards to their statement

    • @standoidontwantalastname6500
      @standoidontwantalastname6500 8 месяцев назад +61

      @@zacharyallbrook5162 oh no they're not wrong, just like to shit on twitter lingo when i see it

    • @AverageCatz
      @AverageCatz 8 месяцев назад +120

      @@standoidontwantalastname6500 You act like RUclips is any better

    • @cindercoreentertainment6505
      @cindercoreentertainment6505 8 месяцев назад +36

      It’s the curse of being a fan of that terrible show

  • @ObamaGaming
    @ObamaGaming 4 года назад +2106

    Teacher: *Turning lights on and off repeatedly to catch students' attention*
    Epileptic kid in Class:

    • @fearlessanomaly1710
      @fearlessanomaly1710 3 года назад +24

      First original comment ive seen

    • @clownclown7639
      @clownclown7639 3 года назад +16

      I'm dancing like that guy

    • @woodenstool6422
      @woodenstool6422 3 года назад +5

      @@fearlessanomaly1710 nah it’s stolen sorry to crush your dreams

    • @fearlessanomaly1710
      @fearlessanomaly1710 3 года назад +3

      @@woodenstool6422 :’C

    • @Bonbon-sp2lk
      @Bonbon-sp2lk 3 года назад +1

      @@fearlessanomaly1710 its okay man, we all do it sometimes.. 😔

  • @enviousshogun
    @enviousshogun 4 года назад +3380

    the kid with a stutter showing me his rock collection

  • @ryanibarra4147
    @ryanibarra4147 4 года назад +4933

    Muriel: Courage what's wrong Dear?
    Courage:

  • @gonkdroid5851
    @gonkdroid5851 8 месяцев назад +2326

    “Lemme show you how to scratch it” *goes bankrupt for hazbin smut*

    • @cindercoreentertainment6505
      @cindercoreentertainment6505 8 месяцев назад +26

      Well that was one big L

    • @RowletGamer11
      @RowletGamer11 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@cindercoreentertainment6505JUST LIKE JASON KELCE AFTER LOSING TO THE BUCS
      WOMP WOMP FUCKING WOMP

    • @weedGato
      @weedGato 8 месяцев назад +8

      Its only softcore btw

    • @PlatPlat613
      @PlatPlat613 8 месяцев назад +16

      He isn’t bankrupt.

    • @somerandomacount
      @somerandomacount 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@cindercoreentertainment6505an immense L

  • @krisdeluxe4417
    @krisdeluxe4417 3 года назад +464

    Guys be quiet he’s trying to tell us how to scratch it

  • @filthylittlecreature8164
    @filthylittlecreature8164 4 года назад +9666

    I now know how to scratch it

    • @ben2053
      @ben2053  4 года назад +788

      awesome im glad i could help

    • @sals2196
      @sals2196 4 года назад +93

      BSSHH PA AH PUTT A TAH TUH BSHH DA BSSHHH TUH AH

    • @BarackObama-im5jq
      @BarackObama-im5jq 4 года назад +29

      @@Grahaaam REDDIT MOMENT
      bottom text

    • @k_nito7954
      @k_nito7954 4 года назад +7

      @QuArkkVEVO Because that's what heroes do

    • @FeatherSlowfall
      @FeatherSlowfall 4 года назад +5

      Thanks thanos

  • @sanstheskelespook100yearsa9
    @sanstheskelespook100yearsa9 4 года назад +2069

    *Me: politely asks how the heck we have gravestones in our front yard*
    *Crazy Dave:*

  • @williamryan38
    @williamryan38 4 года назад +4318

    Me explaining the lore of Five Nights at Freddy’s at the dinner table:

    • @oranjolt
      @oranjolt 3 года назад +83

      they will lose their apetite.

    • @saintgz
      @saintgz 3 года назад +23

      ok *william* 👀👀

    • @joemcjoe
      @joemcjoe 3 года назад +15

      black ops zombies

    • @NebulonEclipse
      @NebulonEclipse 3 года назад +14

      That hit too close to home. What have I become.

    • @ceoofsex2668
      @ceoofsex2668 3 года назад +12

      After watching a game theory episode

  • @jossyrancher8289
    @jossyrancher8289 4 года назад +335

    Instructions unclear, killed half the universe

    • @minatosensei-mik3386
      @minatosensei-mik3386 3 года назад +4

      Aw sh*t

    • @alexeivelasquez4770
      @alexeivelasquez4770 3 года назад +4

      You’re not supposed to snap. Here’s a tutorial video on how to do it: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html&ab

    • @minatosensei-mik3386
      @minatosensei-mik3386 3 года назад +1

      Impossible

    • @normalperson842
      @normalperson842 3 года назад

      @@alexeivelasquez4770 well done this is not a rick roll

    • @dapperbreeze7753
      @dapperbreeze7753 3 года назад +1

      @@alexeivelasquez4770 its a rickroll. Good thing i got an ad before it came Lmao

  • @thewafflemonarch2703
    @thewafflemonarch2703 3 года назад +754

    Discord admins explaining how they aren’t child molesters:

    • @baconator1785
      @baconator1785 3 года назад +21

      Well they are acutally 1000 years old

    • @Adnamie
      @Adnamie 3 года назад +16

      I'm offensive and this is a discord admin

    • @thewafflemonarch2703
      @thewafflemonarch2703 3 года назад +9

      @@Adnamie I’m and this is

    • @Adnamie
      @Adnamie 3 года назад +4

      @@thewafflemonarch2703 thanks for explaining the joke

    • @someonethatdoessomething6224
      @someonethatdoessomething6224 3 года назад +4

      @@Adnamie opinion on 14 yo girls

  • @trollgaming_official
    @trollgaming_official 3 года назад +649

    "Some people are scared of long words, what should we call the phobia?"
    that one mental health specialist:

    • @afork2600
      @afork2600 3 года назад +20

      Severely underrated comment

    • @fun_2814
      @fun_2814 3 года назад +1

      @@afork2600 not everyone is so smart

    • @meckam
      @meckam 3 года назад +3

      @@fun_2814 ???

    • @fun_2814
      @fun_2814 3 года назад +19

      @@meckam not everyone knows what Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is

    • @coreslayer5145
      @coreslayer5145 3 года назад +2

      @@fun_2814 What does that have to do with this comment?

  • @glipglop1412
    @glipglop1412 4 года назад +717

    Everybody gangsta till Thanos starts speaking end of medicine commercial

    • @sarahsilveira8396
      @sarahsilveira8396 4 года назад +14

      Hes telling the cure of covid

    • @MrIG511
      @MrIG511 4 года назад +1

      This deserves more likes

    • @dankboi_
      @dankboi_ 4 года назад +2

      Underrated

    • @iikingkaosii3527
      @iikingkaosii3527 4 года назад +1

      Glip Glop not the comedy we deserved but the comedy we needed

  • @Robhee
    @Robhee 4 года назад +1171

    Me: Hey Thanos, can you show me how to scratch it?
    Thanos:

    • @amongaplay
      @amongaplay 4 года назад +45

      Anti meme

    • @amongaplay
      @amongaplay 4 года назад +19

      @@sunsetter5832 an anti meme is when you make a meme but you pretty much follow what happens in the meme, or you just remove the meme part of the meme

    • @Zantendo21
      @Zantendo21 4 года назад +5

      @@sunsetter5832 he just wants a quiet life, BITES ZA DUSTO

    • @layshayjohnson2413
      @layshayjohnson2413 4 года назад

      Thanos: 0:02

    • @McCool25
      @McCool25 4 года назад

      Thanos: sure. 0:01

  • @melodymizuki.
    @melodymizuki. 4 года назад +460

    He readin the terms and conditions

  • @TGBK
    @TGBK 8 месяцев назад +413

    2019: Lemme show you how to scratch it.
    2024: Lemme show you how to spend it.

    • @Vampy-i4l
      @Vampy-i4l 8 месяцев назад +2

      LMAO

    • @M1T20H5W
      @M1T20H5W 8 месяцев назад +1

      LMFAO BRO

    • @cycoMSM
      @cycoMSM 8 месяцев назад +2

      LMFAO BRO THAT'S

    • @LightingMouse
      @LightingMouse 8 месяцев назад +2

      More like how to NOT spend it

    • @definitelynotocean
      @definitelynotocean 8 месяцев назад +7

      2024: "lemme show you how to stroke it"

  • @mrfrogman9559
    @mrfrogman9559 8 месяцев назад +3804

    Verbalase explaining to his animation team where the entire budget for cartoon beatbox battles went
    Edit: he responded to the situation, they dun did my man verbalase dirty

  • @Zodii_
    @Zodii_ 4 года назад +2099

    Translate:
    _"Unbreaking III"_
    _"Bane of arthropods IV"_

    • @cavestorymimiga8705
      @cavestorymimiga8705 4 года назад +27

      Zodiacc_ that’s only one millisecond translated

    • @cavestorymimiga8705
      @cavestorymimiga8705 4 года назад +17

      He enchants 16000 times

    • @Fryphe
      @Fryphe 4 года назад +1

      but its only against arthropods

    • @Zodii_
      @Zodii_ 4 года назад +2

      @@lingeprune2373 boa, sharpness and smite cant go together

    • @Zodii_
      @Zodii_ 4 года назад

      @@lingeprune2373 i litteraly said that smite boa and sharpness cant go together. Why are we talking about smite?

  • @djlinton5456
    @djlinton5456 4 года назад +563

    "Lemme Show You How To Scratch It."
    *Imitates My Nervous System When I Hit My Funny Bone*

  • @nyla7086
    @nyla7086 4 года назад +970

    When his hands went ↕↙⬅↖⬇⤴↘➡↗↙↖⤵↖⬆↕↘↕↔⤴⬇↙ I felt that

  • @yosh9192
    @yosh9192 8 месяцев назад +819

    Charlie: “You must be Thanos beatboxing if you think we fucking”
    Verbalase:

  • @specterpants3257
    @specterpants3257 8 месяцев назад +611

    Verbalase trying to explain what he spent 50k on.

    • @Pagansnowpea
      @Pagansnowpea 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro, the dramas over.

    • @doktormilk
      @doktormilk 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Pagansnowpea no

    • @doodlehates_uttp
      @doodlehates_uttp 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@PagansnowpeaIt dont mattet

    • @DevMan2342
      @DevMan2342 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Pagansnowpeaif you had eyes you would see this was posted during the drama

    • @Yesna
      @Yesna 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@PagansnowpeaMf he said that 3 months ago😂

  • @qw3rty629
    @qw3rty629 4 года назад +5929

    This mans speaking in minecraft enchantment table

    • @Yoshi244
      @Yoshi244 4 года назад +18

      Lol so true

    • @bristian4650
      @bristian4650 4 года назад +19

      Stolen Comment

    • @weezypeezy508
      @weezypeezy508 4 года назад +36

      @@bristian4650 stolen or not,it's not funny

    • @maximany9506
      @maximany9506 4 года назад +13

      my dead wife is more funnier than you

    • @alexwithsauce2556
      @alexwithsauce2556 4 года назад +4

      Maximany More funny*
      Or Funnier*
      You don’t need both

  • @thatsabruhmoment6999
    @thatsabruhmoment6999 4 года назад +4202

    “Lemme show you have to scratch it”
    Awesome!
    He’s showing us how how to scratch it.

    • @maxwelldespisesyou704
      @maxwelldespisesyou704 4 года назад +41

      Great Observation.

    • @user-uc9cu2lg9h
      @user-uc9cu2lg9h 4 года назад +39

      Wait he does? My mom does not let me watch rap.

    • @lustrouslamb3999
      @lustrouslamb3999 4 года назад +41

      *Pa po pe intensifies*

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ 4 года назад +37

      **scatman's world plays**

    • @KingOfAluminum
      @KingOfAluminum 4 года назад +3

      haha! What a funny comment! So funny that it was very clearly stolen from someone elses comment from a month before yours.

  • @emeraldblaziken
    @emeraldblaziken 4 года назад +406

    let me show you how to scratch it
    *recites the whole bible in 247 languages*

    • @notstupid8941
      @notstupid8941 4 года назад +16

      Nah, he said ᒲ╎リᒷᔮ∷ᖋ⎓ᒣ ▭ ╎ϟ ▭ ᖋ ▭ ϟᖋリ↸ᕊᒍ̇/ ▭ ⍊╎↸ᒷᒍ ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ↸ᒷ⍊ᒷ|:ᒍi!ᒷ↸ ▭ ᕊ॥ ▭ ᒲᒍ⋮ᖋリ┤ ▭ ϟᒣ⚍↸╎ᒍϟ. ▭ ᔮ∷ᒷᖋᒣᒷ↸ ▭ ᕊ॥ ▭ ᒲᖋ∷·ǀ·⚍ϟ ▭ ゠リᒍᒣᔮ⍑゠ ▭ i!ᒷ∷ϟϟᒍリ ▭ ╎リ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷ ▭ ⋮ᖋ⍊ᖋ ▭ i!∷ᒍ┤∷ᖋᒲᒲ╎リ┤ ▭ |:ᖋリ┤⚍ᖋ┤ᒷ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ∷ᒷ|:ᒷᖋϟᒷ↸ ▭ ᖋϟ ▭ ᖋ ▭ i!⚍ᕊ|:╎ᔮ ▭ ᖋ|:i!⍑ᖋ ▭ ⎓ᒍ∷ ▭ i!ᒷ∷ϟᒍリᖋ|: ▭ ᔮᒍᒲi!⚍ᒣᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ╎リ ▭ ⌏⩇⩇⫑․⎽ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷ ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ∴ᖋϟ ▭ ᒍ⎓⎓╎ᔮ╎ᖋ|:|:॥ ▭ ∷ᒷ|:ᒷᖋϟᒷ↸ ▭ ╎リ ▭ リᒍ⍊ᒷᒲᕊᒷ∷ ▭ ⌏⩇ᒜᒜ․⎽ ▭ ∴╎ᒣ⍑ ▭ ⋮ᒷリϟ ▭ ᕊᒷ∷┤ᒷリϟᒣᒷリ ▭ ᒣᖋ·ǀ·╎リ┤ ▭ ᒍ⍊ᒷ∷ ▭ ↸ᒷ⍊ᒷ|:ᒍi!ᒲᒷリᒣ ▭ ᖋ∷ᒍ⚍リ↸ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷリ. ▭ ᒲ╎リᒷᔮ∷ᖋ⎓ᒣ ▭ ⍑ᖋϟ ▭ ϟ╎リᔮᒷ ▭ ᕊᒷᒷリ ▭ i!ᒍ∷ᒣᒷ↸ ▭ ᒣᒍ ▭ ⍊ᖋ∷╎ᒍ⚍ϟ ▭ i!|:ᖋᒣ⎓ᒍ∷ᒲϟ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᕊᒷᔮᒍᒲᒷ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷ ▭ ᕊᒷϟᒣーϟᒷ|:|:╎リ┤ ▭ ⍊╎↸ᒷᒍ ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ᒍ⎓ ▭ ᖋ|:|: ▭ ᒣ╎ᒲᒷ․⎽ ▭ ∴╎ᒣ⍑ ▭ ⌏⩇⩇ ▭ ᒲ╎|:|:╎ᒍリ ▭ ᔮᒍi!╎ᒷϟ ▭ ϟᒍ|:↸ ▭ ᖋᔮ∷ᒍϟϟ ▭ ᖋ|:|: ▭ i!|:ᖋᒣ⎓ᒍ∷ᒲϟ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᒜ⌏ō ▭ ᒲ╎|:|:╎ᒍリ ▭ ᒲᒍリᒣ⍑|:॥ ▭ ᖋᔮᒣ╎⍊ᒷ ▭ ⚍ϟᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ᖋϟ ▭ ᒍ⎓ ▭ ⌏⩇⌏⩇.

      ╎リ ▭ ᒲ╎リᒷᔮ∷ᖋ⎓ᒣ․⎽ ▭ i!|:ᖋ॥ᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ᒷ̇/i!|:ᒍ∷ᒷ ▭ ᖋ ▭ ᕊ|:ᒍᔮ·ǀ·॥․⎽ ▭ i!∷ᒍᔮᒷ↸⚍∷ᖋ|:|:॥ー┤ᒷリᒷ∷ᖋᒣᒷ↸ ▭ ﬧ↸ ▭ ∴ᒍ∷|:↸ ▭ ∴╎ᒣ⍑ ▭ ╎リ⎓╎リ╎ᒣᒷ ▭ ᒣᒷ∷∷ᖋ╎リ․⎽ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᒲᖋ॥ ▭ ↸╎ϟᔮᒍ⍊ᒷ∷ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᒷ̇/ᒣ∷ᖋᔮᒣ ▭ ∷ᖋ∴ ▭ ᒲᖋᒣᒷ∷╎ᖋ|:ϟ․⎽ ▭ ᔮ∷ᖋ⎓ᒣ ▭ ᒣᒍᒍ|:ϟ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ╎ᒣᒷᒲϟ․⎽ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᕊ⚍╎|:↸ ▭ ϟᒣ∷⚍ᔮᒣ⚍∷ᒷϟ ▭ ᒍ∷ ▭ ᒷᖋ∷ᒣ⍑∴ᒍ∷·ǀ·ϟ. ▭ ↸ᒷi!ᒷリ↸╎リ┤ ▭ ᒍリ ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ᒲᒍ↸ᒷ․⎽ ▭ i!|:ᖋ॥ᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ᔮᖋリ ▭ ⎓╎┤⍑ᒣ ▭ ᔮᒍᒲi!⚍ᒣᒷ∷ーᔮᒍリᒣ∷ᒍ|:|:ᒷ↸ ▭ ゠ᒲᒍᕊϟ゠․⎽ ▭ ᖋϟ ▭ ∴ᒷ|:|: ▭ ᖋϟ ▭ ᔮᒍᒍi!ᒷ∷ᖋᒣᒷ ▭ ∴╎ᒣ⍑ ▭ ᒍ∷ ▭ ᔮᒍᒲi!ᒷᒣᒷ ▭ ᖋ┤ᖋ╎リϟᒣ ▭ ᒍᒣ⍑ᒷ∷ ▭ i!|:ᖋ॥ᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ╎リ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷ ▭ ϟᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ∴ᒍ∷|:↸. ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ᒲᒍ↸ᒷϟ ▭ ╎リᔮ|:⚍↸ᒷ ▭ ᖋ ▭ ϟ⚍∷⍊╎⍊ᖋ|: ▭ ᒲᒍ↸ᒷ․⎽ ▭ ╎リ ▭ ∴⍑╎ᔮ⍑ ▭ i!|:ᖋ॥ᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ᒲ⚍ϟᒣ ▭ ᖋᔮᑑ⚍╎∷ᒷ ▭ ∷ᒷϟᒍ⚍∷ᔮᒷϟ ▭ ᒣᒍ ▭ ᕊ⚍╎|:↸ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷ ▭ ∴ᒍ∷|:↸ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᒲᖋ╎リᒣᖋ╎リ ▭ ⍑ᒷᖋ|:ᒣ⍑․⎽ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᖋ ▭ ᔮ∷ᒷᖋᒣ╎⍊ᒷ ▭ ᒲᒍ↸ᒷ․⎽ ▭ ∴⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ▭ i!|:ᖋ॥ᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ⍑ᖋ⍊ᒷ ▭ ⚍リ|:╎ᒲ╎ᒣᒷ↸ ▭ ∷ᒷϟᒍ⚍∷ᔮᒷϟ. ▭ i!|:ᖋ॥ᒷ∷ϟ ▭ ᔮᖋリ ▭ ᒲᒍ↸╎⎓॥ ▭ ᒣ⍑ᒷ ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷ ▭ ᒣᒍ ▭ ᔮ∷ᒷᖋᒣᒷ ▭ リᒷ∴ ▭ ┤ᖋᒲᒷi!|:ᖋ॥ ▭ ᒲᒷᔮ⍑ᖋリ╎ᔮϟ․⎽ ▭ ╎ᒣᒷᒲϟ․⎽ ▭ ᖋリ↸ ▭ ᖋϟϟᒷᒣϟ.

    • @steakodile6658
      @steakodile6658 4 года назад +1

      stolen from the original 3 language one.

    • @Uber_Versace
      @Uber_Versace 4 года назад +1

      @@notstupid8941 in English that bmskaskeskabmdkadoe

    • @najimo144
      @najimo144 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @vambatgod547
      @vambatgod547 4 года назад

      The stone said:⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬆️↗️⬇️⬇️⬆️↩↪🔄↖️⤵️⬅️↗️⬆️↘️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️☯️

  • @yeeternoob2010
    @yeeternoob2010 8 месяцев назад +56

    Verbalase explaining to his bank manager how 50k dollars have "mysteriously" dissapeared from his account:

  • @ExequielElCapoXD
    @ExequielElCapoXD 8 месяцев назад +222

    Verbalase explaining to the animator the details for the animation ☠️

  • @seananthonyawe2662
    @seananthonyawe2662 4 года назад +745

    0:02 me explaining why i have the presidents head in my luggage to airport security

    • @ben2053
      @ben2053  4 года назад +124

      better explain better

    • @salomonsegurapuerta6067
      @salomonsegurapuerta6067 3 года назад +8

      Jesus told you so

    • @diobrando4024
      @diobrando4024 3 года назад +10

      @@salomonsegurapuerta6067 But that's not the president's head, it's the British dino jockey head

    • @mew1529
      @mew1529 3 года назад +4

      @@salomonsegurapuerta6067 IS THAT A J-

    • @aquaneutral
      @aquaneutral 3 года назад

      some aliens killed the president and put this head on my bag

  • @MShein.
    @MShein. 4 года назад +578

    everybody gangsta till thanos shows everybody how to scratch it

    • @junkalicious_
      @junkalicious_ 4 года назад +8

      Now I know how to scratch it! Thanks, Thanos. Very epic.

    • @aptspikeybird1005
      @aptspikeybird1005 8 месяцев назад

      He even showed Verbalase how to scratch it

  • @sevn_up
    @sevn_up 4 года назад +783

    either way destiny still arrives

  • @valleytron
    @valleytron 8 месяцев назад +109

    Dude went from beatboxing to meatboxing

  • @loa_
    @loa_ 8 месяцев назад +224

    Verbalase explaining why he hard over a demon

    • @KitPuffyy
      @KitPuffyy 8 месяцев назад +5

      QUIT

    • @EddieWelch-hk8vs
      @EddieWelch-hk8vs 8 месяцев назад +10

      Giggity

    • @thebluescar5045
      @thebluescar5045 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@EddieWelch-hk8vsNo, only you.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 8 месяцев назад

      He technically wants to bang vivziepop since that character is literally just based off her

    • @giantlactismid5704
      @giantlactismid5704 8 месяцев назад

      Fire in the hole​@@EddieWelch-hk8vs

  • @Tokouv
    @Tokouv 4 года назад +738

    He legit just read the whole bible in under 10 seconds

  • @genericmalachi824
    @genericmalachi824 4 года назад +389

    That one guy telling me the entirety of undertale lore because I said swapfell instead of fellswap

    • @exquisiteaquarium9675
      @exquisiteaquarium9675 4 года назад +16

      this is a god tier joke

    • @iwantsleep8079
      @iwantsleep8079 4 года назад +5

      Why did I get this?

    • @Scribblemations
      @Scribblemations 4 года назад +4

      They're 2 different AUs. One is purple and one is red. Duh.

    • @SaviourOfLight
      @SaviourOfLight 4 года назад +4

      swapfell is better

    • @godseekeryhar
      @godseekeryhar 4 года назад +2

      @@Scribblemations no swapfell is a fell version of underswap and swapfell is a underswap version of underfell stupid

  • @caprich1564
    @caprich1564 4 года назад +135

    xqc when he's trying to communicate

    • @cumb7705
      @cumb7705 4 года назад +7

      Caprich15 Carson fans when they try to talk to girls

    • @tekan5i466
      @tekan5i466 4 года назад +1

      Accurate

    • @LinusTheSecond
      @LinusTheSecond 4 года назад +1

      LULW

    • @numby1679
      @numby1679 4 года назад +1

      ACTUALLY TRUE PEPEGA

    • @crunch.dot.73
      @crunch.dot.73 4 года назад

      @@cumb7705 Carson fans do not talk to girls, because were not simps. Lets go crew, we destroyed this mans career

  • @flourrrr
    @flourrrr 8 месяцев назад +157

    this is a timeless classic
    everyone always comes back to verbalase thanos beatbox for one reason or another
    4 years of scratchin it, even at the expense of 50k is nice

    • @djangel3108
      @djangel3108 8 месяцев назад +1

      facts

    • @ゼロアーク
      @ゼロアーク 8 месяцев назад +3

      He went from scratch it
      To scratch his own member every time he sees that animation

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 8 месяцев назад +1

      I only knew about this thanks to the 50K thing. Best 50K that someone else spent in my life.

    • @djangel3108
      @djangel3108 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@willwh9228 Deadpool's 3rd beatbox solo is a banger, my absolute favorite.
      Season 1 of CBB has lots of bangers, didn't really like season 2 as much

    • @StevenJones851
      @StevenJones851 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@djangel3108Season 2 didn't have as much episodes

  • @xanthic6460
    @xanthic6460 8 месяцев назад +37

    Let me show you how to go bankrupt:

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +507

    As a professional scratcher, I would like to confirm that this is, indeed, how you scratch it

    • @ramonguslav
      @ramonguslav 2 года назад +3

      You code in scratch or you beatbox?

    • @jasonmajo1351
      @jasonmajo1351 2 года назад +8

      As a professional indeed this is scratch how you indeed it

    • @derekmaullo2865
      @derekmaullo2865 Год назад +3

      Not funny

  • @albertinnooo1408
    @albertinnooo1408 4 года назад +163

    Friend: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
    Me near a girl i like:

  • @Soft_Machine
    @Soft_Machine 4 года назад +85

    Me explaining MatPats Minecraft game theorys to the homeless guy living in my attic

  • @ScoutNess
    @ScoutNess 8 месяцев назад +37

    I love how with the recent drama, the comments here are either 3 years old, or 3 days old.

  • @homelessend8557
    @homelessend8557 3 года назад +244

    Me explaining the entire Kirby lore to my wife's divorce lawyer

  • @Ragnarok30SP
    @Ragnarok30SP 4 года назад +205

    *_He's speaking the language of the gods._*

  • @kirayoshikage4335
    @kirayoshikage4335 4 года назад +316

    This is what jesus saw when he founded applebee's

    • @sadvec6328
      @sadvec6328 4 года назад +11

      Kira explaining why nothing of what he did was wrong

    • @astolfobutfunny6408
      @astolfobutfunny6408 3 года назад +5

      Me explaining how king crimson works

    • @RealRexRiplash
      @RealRexRiplash 3 года назад

      what does this even mean I'm so out of the loop I'm in a different loop

    • @Solarballs77
      @Solarballs77 3 года назад +2

      Me explaining how nobody can just deflect the emerald splash

  • @arthurluna6189
    @arthurluna6189 4 года назад +679

    Nobody:
    Introverts at the first date: 0:01

    • @stevensteviepryde5888
      @stevensteviepryde5888 4 года назад +70

      Introvert here and I want to say that I act this way even when I don't go on dates.

    • @woahsauce2343
      @woahsauce2343 4 года назад +8

      fuck
      uhhh
      im
      an infp 😔

    • @Christian-qn7ve
      @Christian-qn7ve 4 года назад +10

      Bold of you to assume i will ever go on a date

    • @Sketch-Mess
      @Sketch-Mess 4 года назад +6

      It's funny you assume we get dates

    • @srirachasoldier3417
      @srirachasoldier3417 4 года назад

      Girl: uhh nice rocks

  • @fantasticbear5971
    @fantasticbear5971 3 года назад +47

    The Alabamian trying to explain his family tree:

  • @itsRuszard
    @itsRuszard 8 месяцев назад +13

    Verbalase explaining that 50,000 dollars 'was stolen' from him:

  • @pkmemes01
    @pkmemes01 4 года назад +885

    Nobody:
    Shulk mains:

    • @mrpizza_5139
      @mrpizza_5139 4 года назад +58

      Hero mains cycling through Down B until they get Magic Burst

    • @GresSimJa
      @GresSimJa 4 года назад +2

      SABDJCUS

    • @happyjay9168
      @happyjay9168 4 года назад +13

      *Im ReAlLy FeElInG iT!*

    • @Skerp129
      @Skerp129 4 года назад +15

      nice reddit teir joke, here's some gold

    • @ronaldovindas3094
      @ronaldovindas3094 4 года назад +15

      J U M P
      S P E E D
      S H I E L D
      B U S T E R
      S M A S H

  • @juju12589
    @juju12589 4 года назад +75

    What my mom hears when i try to explain an JoJo reference to her:

  • @bubblegumking3870
    @bubblegumking3870 4 года назад +371

    Allow me to demonstrate to you how to score or mark the surface of it with a sharp or pointed object.

    • @Bob-oc1hc
      @Bob-oc1hc 4 года назад +13

      *s C r a t c H*

    • @martinazunino4867
      @martinazunino4867 4 года назад +5

      @Kendall Sinclair you scratch object

    • @Iloveturkiye-mp5ee
      @Iloveturkiye-mp5ee 4 года назад +3

      I show u how to scratch

    • @Jay-eg4ii
      @Jay-eg4ii 4 года назад +8

      I shall show or explain how to score or mark the surface of”it” with a sharp or pointed object to make vocal or instrumental sounds combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.

    • @oasis4154
      @oasis4154 4 года назад +3

      I shall now present to you how to rub a surface with a sharp object

  • @Iwas12or15
    @Iwas12or15 8 месяцев назад +49

    Lemme show you how to waste it (50k)

    • @miragenhl270
      @miragenhl270 8 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao

    • @9le6
      @9le6 8 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭

  • @MelloProto
    @MelloProto 8 месяцев назад +11

    Verbalase certainly knows how to “scratch it”

  • @docnathan3959
    @docnathan3959 4 года назад +158

    Nobody:
    Splatoon characters:

    • @legoeda823
      @legoeda823 3 года назад +8

      relatable, but still can't resist their cuteness

    • @lukra7110
      @lukra7110 3 года назад

      Lmao

  • @lextavactchi
    @lextavactchi 4 года назад +85

    Kid who stutters doing a presentation:

  • @junkalicious_
    @junkalicious_ 4 года назад +543

    thanos out here explaining how vaccines cause autism

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 4 года назад

      ok that one was a good one lol

    • @lexo6987
      @lexo6987 4 года назад +2

      Magic cyrstals
      *how ironic*

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 4 года назад

      Cloud9 Tf is a brainlet

  • @kingtesttube4996
    @kingtesttube4996 8 месяцев назад +36

    Verbalase when he watches Hazbin Hotel: Let me show you how to jack it

  • @AverageCatz
    @AverageCatz 8 месяцев назад +53

    Verbalase explaing why he spent 50k on a gooning sesh with a hazbin hotel character

  • @sencrowe680
    @sencrowe680 4 года назад +204

    Me trying to explain the Kingdom Hearts storyline

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 4 года назад +111

    Thanos using the stones to destroy the stones shortly after infinity war

  • @Rusty_0
    @Rusty_0 8 месяцев назад +27

    "lemme show you how to spend 50k"

  • @lloydchristian936
    @lloydchristian936 8 месяцев назад +23

    I’m expecting this to soon be filled with memes of the recent news

  • @bu4349
    @bu4349 8 месяцев назад +15

    "let me show you how to waste it"
    magically loses 50k

  • @MaximBG
    @MaximBG 4 года назад +134

    Nobody:
    Automatic Subtitles: *R U S S I A N*

  • @crunchu2361
    @crunchu2361 4 года назад +35

    Me explaining the Hotline Miami lore to my grandma at thanksgiving

  • @DefinitelyNotSonic
    @DefinitelyNotSonic 8 месяцев назад +13

    “Let me show you how to stroke it”

  • @TankTimeBoomTimeOfficial
    @TankTimeBoomTimeOfficial 8 месяцев назад +21

    Verbalase explaining how the 50k is the best investment he ever made:

  • @C-shorts_Animations
    @C-shorts_Animations 8 месяцев назад +23

    Verbalase trying to explain why tf he was simping over a 200 year old cartoon character:

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 8 месяцев назад

      She doesn’t look a day over 100

    • @C-shorts_Animations
      @C-shorts_Animations 8 месяцев назад

      @@merucrypoison296 nah I looked it up she’s like 200 💀💀

    • @Ankthaine
      @Ankthaine 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@C-shorts_Animations
      Shii....I mean like....Verblase ain't wrong 😈😈😈🙏

    • @C-shorts_Animations
      @C-shorts_Animations 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ankthaine bruh💀💀 well at least you ain’t spending $50,000

    • @Ankthaine
      @Ankthaine 8 месяцев назад

      @@C-shorts_Animations who said I didn't 😈🤞

  • @reginangel_official
    @reginangel_official 4 года назад +352

    Nobody:
    9 year old Minecraft kids throwing insults at you for saying your opinion: 0:01

    • @threshold9700
      @threshold9700 4 года назад +17

      Fortnite*

    • @woogj
      @woogj 4 года назад +41

      Spore its more minecraft now since minecraft good fortnite bad bandwagon

    • @reginangel_official
      @reginangel_official 4 года назад +22

      last time i said i prefered terraria over minecraft i got attacked
      so this is the truth

    • @Swegkart64
      @Swegkart64 4 года назад +38

      @@reginangel_official bro it's the 24 year old wholesome 100 keanu chungus redditors cause you know damn well kids don't know what terraria is

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 4 года назад +3

      This reminded me of when i had a server on minehut and once i gave someone admin, they turned everything into tnt with worldedit and when i demoted them for abusing they said theyd report me to mojanf

  • @TheVanillaGorilla96
    @TheVanillaGorilla96 8 месяцев назад +15

    verbalase explaining where 50k dollars went

  • @brughurb
    @brughurb 4 года назад +185

    i had this as an inside joke with my friends and now its like a meme so thats frickin epic

    • @darkghoul0793
      @darkghoul0793 4 года назад +10

      Yup, me too, me and all my friends learned how to Thanos beatbox .

    • @asperRader
      @asperRader 4 года назад +7

      I've seen it sometime ago, had a feeling it would evolve into something like this.

    • @brughurb
      @brughurb 4 года назад +2

      @Troll God haha yes

    • @pacman10124
      @pacman10124 2 года назад +1

      it happens

    • @StarHorder
      @StarHorder 8 месяцев назад

      the gift of prophecy

  • @optmuscrimeii8374
    @optmuscrimeii8374 8 месяцев назад +12

    Bro really lost 50k just to scratch it

  • @ShrtCrct
    @ShrtCrct 6 месяцев назад +6

    let me show you how to enter bankruptcy

  • @JohnPaulBuce
    @JohnPaulBuce 8 месяцев назад +16

    scratched 50k

  • @user-bw8fm1ww7p
    @user-bw8fm1ww7p 4 года назад +38

    *Hello children, welcome to class*
    *Today we will be learning how to scratch it*

    • @arando_o
      @arando_o 3 года назад +6

      *insert intense beatboxing*

  • @potato-sa1ad
    @potato-sa1ad 8 месяцев назад +11

    verbalase explaining to his animation team how the budget is gone:

  • @RKING_IS_KING
    @RKING_IS_KING 8 месяцев назад +27

    Verbalase explaining why he spent 50k on a self-inserted,2 minute, lewd animation

  • @EXEGOD-jr7ch
    @EXEGOD-jr7ch 8 месяцев назад +9

    Thats how he scratch the 50k on hotel hazbin

  • @ScholarTheTerminator94
    @ScholarTheTerminator94 8 месяцев назад +5

    Then: let me show you how to scratch it
    Now: let me show you how to stroke it

  • @AlphaSteamVALVE
    @AlphaSteamVALVE 8 месяцев назад +21

    Don't let Verbalase show you how to scratch it. 💀

  • @Kevin64.
    @Kevin64. 8 месяцев назад +6

    Verbalase explaining why he spent 50k dollars on a 3 minute soft Core Video with a Hazbin Hotel character.

  • @Guy_that_exists
    @Guy_that_exists 8 месяцев назад +12

    Verbalase explaining to his wife why 50K went missing from their bank account

  • @BillyBobJoe-p4h
    @BillyBobJoe-p4h 8 месяцев назад +23

    Verbalase speaking giberish while trying to explain why he spent *_50 fucking grand_* on a self insert hazbin hotel animation about him and Charlie doing the naughty (it wont save him from the backlash and bankruptcy)

  • @jacobdiaz5661
    @jacobdiaz5661 8 месяцев назад +16

    Verbal ace explaining why he spent 50 grand on being assaulted by a fictional demon

  • @omegamemer69420
    @omegamemer69420 8 месяцев назад +24

    Verbalase explaining why 50k is missing from his bank account

  • @mansurzhangireyev2849
    @mansurzhangireyev2849 8 месяцев назад +6

    I am not letting verbalase “show me how to scratch it” 💀🙏

  • @realpatrick
    @realpatrick 8 месяцев назад +14

    let me show you how to spend 50,000 dollars on a nsfw rule 34 animation

  • @raereabloof9770
    @raereabloof9770 8 месяцев назад +6

    The gem in the middle costs 50k

  • @Blackholefromnebula
    @Blackholefromnebula 5 месяцев назад +5

    Commenters making a Verbalase 50K$ joke for the 99999M time:

  • @icecremmester
    @icecremmester 6 месяцев назад +6

    2018: verbalase? Isn’t that the let me show you how to scratch it guy?
    2024: WE MAKING IT OUT OF CHARLIE’S BEDROOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣️💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️

  • @Stoopid726
    @Stoopid726 3 месяца назад +5

    Crazy Dave explaining why you should buy a 300 dollar potato that can turn into other plants:

  • @nou3019
    @nou3019 4 года назад +12

    "Let me show you how to sctach it"
    *proceeds to read the entire teraria wiki

  • @BlicksBrocks
    @BlicksBrocks 6 месяцев назад +5

    thanos predicted the 50k incident

  • @pablotheultimateboi2160
    @pablotheultimateboi2160 8 месяцев назад +21

    We makin it to hazbin hotel with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @iTomGamingHD
    @iTomGamingHD 4 года назад +170

    1:08 When you explain to the police that she was 18 in dog years

    • @iikingkaosii3527
      @iikingkaosii3527 3 года назад +12

      Mexha this time stamp is off the charts

    • @beeb4439
      @beeb4439 3 года назад +11

      @@iikingkaosii3527 that's because you can't

    • @iikingkaosii3527
      @iikingkaosii3527 3 года назад +1

      beeb oh

    • @PrincyKAl
      @PrincyKAl 3 года назад +1

      Sooo how old was she in human years.....

    • @Qaztsu
      @Qaztsu 3 года назад +1

      Issabelle

  • @user-vz5lw2pu8t
    @user-vz5lw2pu8t 8 месяцев назад +9

    Charlie: sing to me and I'll let you hit
    Verabalese' Honest Reaction:

  • @littlemacisunderrated412
    @littlemacisunderrated412 7 месяцев назад +5

    Verbalase explaining where that 50k went