GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear c
Drista: "I think we should vandalize someone's house." Tommyinnit: *Having PTSD to that time vandalizing the George's house lead to his exile, and eventual PTSD towards Dream*
@@AnEldritchBeing I have to be honest, i have absolutely no idea how to write Quackitty and with everything else i’m under the mercy of the word suggestions of my phone.
Tommy and drista joking that dream has a girlfriend: Everyone on the planet: we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled
A list of dristas favourite things to say/do. Add if needed -killing people -gasping -saying 'ok' -being awkward -giggling -building up an arson group -bullying tommy
Bro i tried to play minecraft with my dad but he got tired after like 45 minutes and didn't wan't too play anymore because it was too hard... but he tried to beat me up like every second...
awh this is so wholesome that he's trying to do everything she wants for this to not be the last time they talk. it proves he really likes talking to her
Only Tommy would manage to kill a Demi gods pet, because let’s be honest with canonical access to creative, Drista is practically some sort of lesser god.
@@SaulsSodor he didn't kill her dog, foolish did, sam suggested they kill her dog and tommy said no and foolish killed them, but ignoring that makes for a funny bit
as a french speaking person when tommy was speaking a made up language acting as if it was french, it actually almost made sense but it didnt actually mean anything
I have a strong suspicion that the picture of Dream's "girlfriend" that Drista sent Tommy was just a picture of the queen EDIT: damn, I was completely right.
Now that Dream has face revealed and we know our vision of him was entirely wrong, i rlly wanna see what Drista looks like (obviously as long as she is comfortable with it)
@@kelseyphillips4958 That isn't enought, the trident needs an enchantment to go high up and water, aldo for elytra it's gliding unless you have rockets
53:41 Tommyinnit Fell to Death 54:03 Tommyinnit Fell to Death 59:18 Tommyinnit Blew up 1:19:58 Tommyinnit Fell to Death 1:20:22 Tommyinnit Fell to Death
Reply with your own timestamps!
- Rudylmao (Last time Sadge)
Cool
29:56
37:40
Hi king 0:01
I hope that whoever found this comment stays safe, healthy and financially blessed in these hard times ❤️
Hi
The first thing she says when she enters is "TOMMY WHAT THE FUCK-"
What a power move.
i think it was TOMMY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL MY DOG
@@Lulz-fi2rf Lmao I could hear something about a dog so that sounds right 💀
Go to 55:22 She said she doesn’t swear lol.
@@connormcwu96 if you listen closely you can see she says it :)
@@connormcwu96 that’s her bit sometimes, she does tho :)
This entire stream was pretty much Drista acting like she was being forced to hang out with the neighbors child against her will
We all know she wasn’t really mad and was having fun 😂
@Sparer Yahya hmmmm welp i guess its her torture
Fr
okay but this makes so much sense-
Like #1,300
Drista: “why would I follow you” Drista 6 minutes earlier: **Dream ManHunt Music**
Lmao
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear c
@@AxxLAfriku bro stop being everywhere
it’s just called Manhunt not ManHunt
If only I had 1k subs as well lol
The fact that tommy does everything drista wants so that she doesn’t talk to him for the last time is insanely adorable to me
I know! It's adorable in a platonic way, but I've seen people shipping them... gross man
@@Cass.k.k Aren't they three years apart?
@@TrisStrudel she's 14. He's 17. Sure it's "only three years" but fuck man, that's disgusting. Again, she's *14*
@@Cass.k.k yea in a platonic way
@@Cass.k.k yea and also they are minors
the three year age difference isnt bad but they are minorz
”MOTHER LOOK I LAID AN EGG”
-Tommyinnit
I did too.
Why is he so special
Holy shit bruv, that pfp...
Kakyoin?
Thats for the quote book😂
@@ActualSpectra what about it?
Drista: teleports to Tommy and kills him
Ad: “what do we do about the homeless?”
* Laughing like a maniac *
PLSSS💀💀🥲✌
Well obviously we help the green Teletubby
we create a prision
Viewers:i guess help them
Drista: "I think we should vandalize someone's house."
Tommyinnit: *Having PTSD to that time vandalizing the George's house lead to his exile, and eventual PTSD towards Dream*
Vandalizing Georges house
I believe you meant George's house instead of the community house
@@brick800 Apologizes, mistook it for when Dream / Ranboo himself blew up the community house.
@@mmgmagic it's all good my dude, the mixup is perfectly understandable :)
THE GEORGES HOUSE. HAIL THE ALLFATHER
Tommy: Speak a made up language.
Everyone: That's called gibberish
Tommy: No, that's French.
Yes
As a french girl, My heart is bleeding🥲
French, gibberish, same thing
True though I feel sorry for French people ❤😂
Tommy really said to the French viewers you deserve it 😂😅😢
I like how drista immediately chose Sapnaps house to vandalize. Sibling vibes.
no
@@theoneandonlyZef perhaps
@@randomdumbass7231 maybe
She didn’t say dream because he’s homeless😭
@@danicamarie877 LMAO
"I killed my Dad. Why? To prove I can." - Tom Simons.
@I'm The Stupidest and Most Dumbest Person Here But HSIANSIJWHS
not tom simons , it was said by tomathy simons
@@aakshaatt no it was said by Tomathy in the it
@@titythomas3833 nono you're wrong it was said by Thomas isn't it
Tommy is itachi uchiha
Tommy: "No, no, no, that's called torture and is illegal in some countries."
Quackitty: *nervous sweat *
Quac-kitty
Swet
Aight then- ._.
@E we meet again. Remember me?
@@AnEldritchBeing I have to be honest, i have absolutely no idea how to write Quackitty and with everything else i’m under the mercy of the word suggestions of my phone.
@@mushroomkid4510 lolll it’s Quackity and it’s ok😂
*SOME* ?
“I am running on 5 hours of sleep”
seems the streamers get more sleep than the fandom
Call it a flex but I got 8 hours of sleep-
@@urmomlol69696 omg how, I just woke up from 2 hours of sleep
@@tiredgremlin2375 I call my self some what if a ✨ procrastinater✨ 🕳️🏃🏻♀️
@@urmomlol69696 nah that's just being normal.
I don't sleep
I swear Drista and Tommy are the funniest when they get together
FR
there's a reason they're part of chaostrio
35:53 i dare u to try not to laugh
ikr
@@zidaster I failed miserably 💀😭
*Just imagine being in the game, minding your own business, and then seeing Drista, Tommy, And Sapnap flying on pigs-*
@mlg noob * wheeze *
I would Burst out laughing for no reason and say while laughing “what the fu are you guys doing”
Lmfao😂😂😂
BAHAHHAHAHAHHA
@@mushroomkid4510 O k d r e a m
Man I love techno's humor, "there's dead people below us"
*Techno looks at tommy menacingly*
*Lights TNT*
Timestamp?
Timestamp
@@theonabailey7646 52:53
@@alexititko5150 thank you so much
Your house looks better like that
Alt title: Tommy tries to keep his frienship with Drista
I know right, this whole time I was shipping them!!
Edit: Guys calm down I was just making a joke! I didn't mean to offend anyone so please calm down.
@@CaptainMorii she's like 13....
14 actually
But isn't Tommy 17 now?? So I guess there's still a big age difference
Lol
Drista: “loodidodido I love not doing drugs”
Dream in the background: “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING”
Timestamp?
what’s the time stamp-
33:54
@@riva9140 Ty 😭😂😂😂😂
LMAO XD
Canon: Dirsta Joins Techoblade and turns into a freedom activist
Drista*
Who’s dirsta?
@@number1semetaryfan dreams sister, just typo
@@renzothehottie lol
drista just loves chaos
"Forever is a long time, im sure you will visit again."
-Drista
Drista
Most likely lol
OK I FIXED IT LMAO
Time?
Sun tzu
"Woman gogy isnt real, she cant hurt you"
Woman gogy: 1:00:19
100th Like
“you aren’t being very nice for someone who is trying to win me back”
-Drista to Tommy
dont get why that was said lmaooo
yes you quoting something in the video is SOOO helpful, thanks.
@@stampster4067 you responding to this is SOOO helpful, thanks(full stop)
@@stampster4067 not everything needs to be helpful give me my phone back
Timestamp?
Tommy and drista joking that dream has a girlfriend:
Everyone on the planet: we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled
😂
@@Theroserosey yup you r m8 :-)
You mean ranboozled 😏
I am the funny number like number 69 😏😏
I was already thinking that they were talking about George but as a woman🤣🤣🤣
*"You're not in the legal age to gamble"*
*"Neither are you"*
Dream's Sister is the Best
(There is a Small Grammar War going be careful)
You’re*
You’re
grammar nazis above me
Yro'ue*
Perfect
A list of dristas favourite things to say/do. Add if needed
-killing people
-gasping
-saying 'ok'
-being awkward
-giggling
-building up an arson group
-bullying tommy
Bullying Tommy 😂
BAHHAHA AGREEDD
-fork
-assert dominance
-Being an alpha male
-calling her and Tommy children
-best of all being a girl boss
I laughed so hard when Drista said
“WHY THE F*** DID YOU KILL MY DOG?!”
Timestamp?
@@NylovyJewelry 6:14
@@NylovyJewelry Yoo we both have Niki PFP’s 🤣
o.o
@@ellashorts9549 uvu
“This reminds my of the time I played minecraft with my dad, and I killed him. Why? To prove I could”- Tommyinnit 2021
omfg i read this when he said this-
@@harperlovessoccer same
Yes. I too watched the video.
@@jak7826 cut them sum slack its 1 hour and a half long
Bro i tried to play minecraft with my dad but he got tired after like 45 minutes and didn't wan't too play anymore because it was too hard... but he tried to beat me up like every second...
CANON:
Techno and Dream are broken out by Drista
Edit: OMG thanks for 1k Likes!
Dream’s stuck, but techno canonically tp’ed out
Just techno :p
But if it’s dreams account didn’t he get possessed by a godlike spirit
OOOOH
I feel this VOD was kind of insulting to me… 😞 I like floor he’s pretty cool. Walking is nice👍😞
22:29 "omg its philza" it's 1am and I woke up the whole house by laughing
😂 I was laughing so hard
Drista : has the access to do everything
Drista : *SEA PICKLES*
Lol
"He tweeted on his alt it was probably calm"
**proceeds to scream**
No replys what!
“Boundaries are important and so is fear, I am running on five hours of sleep.”
-Tommyinnit 2021
okay but why is there a fork on the desk EVERY TIME drista is there
she's waiting for her time to attack
Dream : she’s not very forgiving I’ll tell u that
Tommy : how do you know that?
Also tommy : *spends the whole day begging her to forgive him*
Time stamp?
@@miserysoath 0:00 to the end of video
@@miserysoath 1:19:31
“ *looking at Prince Philip* He’s my competition for lizzy, he has a slight disadvantage tho...”
YOU DID NOT-💀💀
@Griffin Peck You fricking legend
BRUHHHHHHH LMAO
Philip jokes are so funny
When drista said "It's philza" 💀
timestamp
Tommy: Let’s play some Sweden
My mind immediately: “MUM IM ON THE SWEDISH NEWS”
Me after reading mum I’m on the Swedish news : MUMMM!!! AM I ADOPTED?
@@Not_Asha MUMM AM I ADOPTED? STILL?
Tommy was in Spain news
And the people where laughing at him because it was the video of the rollercoaster
And that soundtrack is nostalgic af
LMAO
When Tommy said “*We can gamble with explosives!*”I got an add of fires 😂
Tommy: pretend it’s french watch
*Tommy proceeds to speak in sim.*
Lol
good joke right there
Drista is like John Wick, someone killed her dog and she goes to kill them for it
✨Yesss ✨
everyone on the server is john wick
666 likes woo
Drista: Has a sword to Tommy’s throat.
Tommy: Woah woah, let’s talk about this while I’m cutting trees.
Heh.
so casually
3 years ago...?
Doesn’t seem that long… :/
😢
2024😔
Alternate title: Tommy not saying that he didn’t murder drista’s dog
for 1 hour 24 minutes and 14 seconds
loll
lol
if Dream made this title:
"Minecraft Influencer VS Dream's Sister FINALE"
But then it’s not the last in the series, there would still be the Finale Rematch and Grand Finale or maybe even Grand Finale Rematch
@@Toopoo_ the dream manhunt series is only a 5 part
original
rematch
finale
finale rematch
grand finale
@@oldchannelnotused1 only?
@@oldchannelnotused1 lies bruv
@@bimisikocheng ..
Tommy: Repeat after me, *gibberish*. Random add: talks about cancer
LMAO
Why did this make me laugh so much
Mine was a car add💀💀
I had it to 😂😂😂😂😂
awh this is so wholesome that he's trying to do everything she wants for this to not be the last time they talk. it proves he really likes talking to her
Tommy thinks drista wont go to casino cus she's underage.
Drista: jokes on you i was born at the dawn of time.
Isn’t tommy underage too
@@nobodyimportant5459 I think but he’s talking about gambling and saying he will so he must’ve recently turned 18
@@elmostew2 He turned 17 3 months ago so he is technically still underage
@@bennyyu1789 maybe canonically?
9:03
"i dont go near women- boundaries are important, but so is 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟."
-Big Man 2021
Yep
that one goes in the quote book
indeed
yeess
5:10
Petition for drista to make a mincraft acount and go John wick
⬇
*aggressively signs* ✍️✍️✍️
*signs cutely* ✍️✍️✍️ /j
I signs ✍✍✍✍
*Signs* ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
shouts AYE and signs hastily
So no one's talking about how the sus version (arguably the better version) of mask plays at 1:14:56
No? 😂
Tommy turned it on.
@Energytainment Cap
@Energytainment Cap
@Energytainment wtf
Wow this comment blew up
the fact that Foolish was the one who killed Drista's dog and she blames Tommy for it cuz of Drista's hate for Tommy makes this more funnier for me...
hate?
@@beanman7425 yea yea i know but it just makes it funnier for me lol
It annoys me that she’s blaming it on Tommy ( I know she knows it’s not him but it annoys me )
@@WoodsyTV then don't watch if it's annoys you, the stream would be boring if they don't argue
@@meowz3381 tru Tru Tru Tru Tru Tru tru
Drista threatens tommy with a fork when they meet at a gun range
But she knows tommy is British so he won’t even touch a gun.
Never bring a gun to fork fight.
"The power of gambling saves lives once again!"
-Tommyinnit 2021
Tommy : " Ah! Nature!"
*Gets TP backed
"Oh f****!"
Only Tommy would manage to kill a Demi gods pet, because let’s be honest with canonical access to creative, Drista is practically some sort of lesser god.
Almost like Foolish was the one who killed Bruno not Tpmmy
you..
you do know how demi gods are you know.. demi gods, right?
and what *MAKES* them demi gods, correct?
@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 apparently I don't what makes them Demigods
@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 you probably weren't saying that to me but i wanna hear it anyway
@@SuperMuskett me too
"My chat, they struggle." After being called a loser by millions of people.
Struggle to comprehend how big of a man i am 😎
35:03 Drista being a hero even though she hates tommy's guts
Drista: Are You Coming
Tommy: I BEG YOUR PARDON
What?
Timestamp
@@EmsLovesSammi 10:20
You innocent soul
@@kye6785 yeah
Alternative title: an angry young woman carrying two grow men and Tommy in flying pigs
Or
Watch as how child god brings a child, an an anarchist and a kingdom ruler to bomb random locations.
@@eis6570 Yours is much better omg hahahhahahah
@@WouldBeEros ayyo, yours the backbone and idea
@NUR ZETTY AQTAR BINTI MOHD YUSOF Moe *TOMMYINNIT IS A CHILD 😮😮😮😮😮 PEAK HUMOUR HAHA FUNNY COMEDY MAN*
@@zaddybytes494 it is tho
Their friendship is something I cannot put into words, but I know it makes my heart do a smile emote
Yes.
Wholesome Twerks intensifies
@dem1r my bad lol
@dem1r lucklily, no one here cares about your opinion (: have a nice day
When drista said I never wanna see u again I thought somebody started watching a high school Nickelodeon breakup
BAHAHAHHAHAH YESS 😂😂
"I respect women. I respect them so much, I don't go near them." -A Very Wise Child
Hey boundaries have been respected
respecc
He’s not a child anymore…
@ivan sobol7 He will always be a child
11:15:01 is dreams song
Dam when she said “I don’t ever want to see you again” just hit hard when he went silent fr
🤓🤓🤓
"for the last time”
next thing you know it’s gonna be
*I play minecraft with dreams brother*
Or Techno's Sister
@@birb125 or skeppy's sister
Or Dream's OTHER sister
Next time it’s gonna be I play Minecraft with Drista’s brother
Plot twist: Drista comes out as trans and the brother and Drista are the same person
THE FACT HE ACTUALLY PUT THE PIC OF GEORGINA IN THE EDITED VERSION OF THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS
tommy: “what’s the legal age for gambling”
me: *gets an ad for a casino
Lol
Lmao
I live in Las Vegas, and i'm under the legal age
Lmao
When Drista appeared you could see the fear in tommy's face before she started stabbing
Drista: I'm not destroying it
5 seconds later: destroys it
" omg its philza " I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING LMFAO
Tommy: here’s a flower, happy flower
Drista…I think we should vandalize someone’s house-
Killing drista’s dog was like making a death request
It is making a death wish
@@taunted2781 wishes don’t always come true requests is like asking for a favor
@@SaulsSodor those also sometimes don’t come true
@@SaulsSodor he didn't kill her dog, foolish did, sam suggested they kill her dog and tommy said no and foolish killed them, but ignoring that makes for a funny bit
@@sambradley9091 I never said Tommy did it I didn’t even mention him in it
as a french speaking person when tommy was speaking a made up language acting as if it was french, it actually almost made sense but it didnt actually mean anything
Ayyyyy :D🇨🇵
:D
Just like my life
Tommy : we killed dristas dog, bruno
My dog being called bruno : -panik-
Drista "you gonna come?"
Tommy " I beg your pardon"
I laughed my ass off at that
I don’t get it
What was funny ?
@Scoutty A WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ??
@@raadtaha9405 sounds like "I'm gonna cvm"
@@maggie2932 I have no idea what that means ;-;
@@raadtaha9405 imagine having innocence _couldn't be me_
"why are you running from me?" Says drista holding two netherite swords in creative mode with owner.
Omg thx for likes
I have a strong suspicion that the picture of Dream's "girlfriend" that Drista sent Tommy was just a picture of the queen
EDIT: damn, I was completely right.
I thought the same thing xD it was hilarious
Not really lol
time stamp?
@@cybs9665 I think it's about 59:26
@@luonganh6945 thank you and that’s not the queen that’s george
10000 IQ Tommy: Rams himself into that blue glass for a full 20secs
"I'm so scared of being gas lighted. I never know if it's real or not." The exile flashbacks start...
Drista: "are you coming?"
Tommy: "bag your pardon?"
Timestamp please
10:20
lul!
pls reply lul to pls pls pls
@@Callme_maahiii no
@@WoodElf34 no.
Other parents: Oh he’s only 2 dont swear in front of him!
Tommy: “alright im gonna teach you swear words”
I have all the power 68 likes one press all the power
@@almightyyeets2517 not anymore
Huh, the likes are 420, it'd be a real shame if someone messed it up
@@Lonk2976 Not Anymoee
I think Tommy and Drista are so funny, Its like free content.
Bro i love these videos with Drista man, They're so fun to watch and your bond is top tier, I hope yall friendship lasts forever.
Drista: I never want to talk to you ever again
Few minutes later:
Both of them: *"yeah yeah let's burn the owo"*
technoblade with no armor: * Falls Off and doesnt land in the water *
Also techno: * Doesnt Die *
technoblade never dies
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Cobweb on the ground.
But Technoblade never dies
Cobweb
drista speaking “french” is the funniest thing ever
This is why you don’t need school, you can just learn it from Drista
me being french listening to them 😳🕶🤏🏻
never knew you could not have a birthday
I believe sapnaps reaction was funnier
Time plz 🥲
Now that Dream has face revealed and we know our vision of him was entirely wrong, i rlly wanna see what Drista looks like (obviously as long as she is comfortable with it)
Dude same it's like everyone forgot about drista but I really want more of her contant lmao 😭
"Boundaries are important! And so is fear."
That really sounds more like something Wilbur would say.
I TEXTED THAT TO MY FRIENDS THE SECOND HE SAID IT I LOVE IT
But yeah more of a Wilbur thing too say
:P
“The other day we killed Drista’s dog Bruno”
*Me looking at my wolf dog who’s also named Bruno* …
O no
“Wolf dog”
*Stares at Bruno the labrador who's lying by my feet*
What a coincidence and a scary one infact welp hope your dog was really okay and not in danger😅
@@Elle-nm5rt better be protecting him from now on
Alternate title:
Child wants his closest thing to a “woman-friend” to forgive him.
😂😭
its sad that its true
Noooo😭
Why do you people keep harassing Tommy, he literally has a real life outside of dream smp role play. You people are mental. SMH.
@@andrewelias8758 Lol it's a joke
"Dresus is back, let's bomb the church" is one of the best sentences ever spoken
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING TO SEE WHO'S ECHO IS LOUDER MY EAR IS BURSTING RN XD
Ahhhh RIP earphone users!!!! 😣
@@AngelaRoseHeart yap...that's me..🤚.I'm the headphone users..and i honestly don't know how my ears survived...😂
💀
time stamp-?
@@simplycakesx566 35:28
Tommy: Dream tweeted on his account, it must be very calm
Dream: He f**king killed my dog.
Edit: Timestamp : 4:41
I’m thinking I’m back!
@@TheIronManOfSteel didn’t ask
I JUST SAW THAT WHILE READING UR COMMENT
Technoblade: can I please leave the prison?
Awesamdude: yea, when pigs fly
Technoblade:
*flies in a pig*
*Technoplane*
Pass me the Elytra/Trident
@@kelseyphillips4958 That isn't enought, the trident needs an enchantment to go high up and water, aldo for elytra it's gliding unless you have rockets
@monkey gamer
Common sense bruh
When we say
Pass me the bread *when its a loaf of bread*
Pass me the gun *when its not specific*
Tomorrow's gonna be the 2 year Anniversary of this video...
"omg it's philza!"
*I mean- it is a Phil but wrong Philip-*
They shared the same age tho
@@bimisikocheng really- dang
@@bimisikocheng Phil is older, he lived through the entire history of the universe along with Queen Elizabeth, they were best friends
@@mariotheundying nice
Drista - Spawn a Dog "Tommy Tame it" then kills the dog
have the same energy as
Dream - Dig a hole "Put all your items in this hole" then blows it
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Basically this video: Dream SMP turns into the John Wick movie *_and Drista is John fucking Wick_*
What the cinnamon toast fuck
@@xhaja6460 the whole plot of John Wick got kickstarted by the bad guys killing John Wick’s dog
@@magimerlyn9596 ye ik but he said john fucking wick
@@xhaja6460 oh that’s just putting emphasis
lmao
Imagine if this whole time, Dream was using a voice changer XDD
“Last Time” that’s a famous quote I’d like to hear in the future.
Lol your profile picture speaks to me 😂
46:01
Tommy: "Techno, we're gonna go bomb your home"
Techno: "yOOOOOOO!!"
Thats just Techno vibes
Yooooooooooooo!!
More specifically “yoo-o-oooo-oo!”
All I thought while reading the title was Tubbo going “OMG SHES DEAD NO!”
*gangnam style plays*
WHY CAN I HEAR THIS
53:41 Tommyinnit Fell to Death
54:03 Tommyinnit Fell to Death
59:18 Tommyinnit Blew up
1:19:58 Tommyinnit Fell to Death
1:20:22 Tommyinnit Fell to Death
This is going in the history books