“Yeah what do you want?” “I was wondering if you had any more war stories.” “In my greatest days of conquest among the Mandalore, the greatest feeling other than battle was indulging in the spoils of victory. The riches and treasure of pirates mean nothing to me. But the greatest that I can recall is the feast of steamed clams.”
Carth: So you're telling me him, a grown-ass man that you suspiciously made sure was on our ship and was the only other survivor of the Endar Spire was not only accepted into the Jedi Order and trained as a Jedi in one cutscene, but now the Jedi Council has sent him on a mission that could save or doom the entire Galaxy and they sent not a Jedi Council member with him but a very young and inexpert Knight and a bunch of strangers, and I'm supposed to believe there's nothing suspicious about that? Bastila: [Lie] Yes. Carth: [Kinda success] ... I don't want to talk about it.
Zultry, you should see the secret Maggie boss. She spams force whirlwind making any guardian or soldier crack with fear. Not to mention if Mr. Burns is in your party, Maggie kills him and takes him off your team permanently.
I never played KOTOR but I did play Neverwinter Nights. This is my favourite video this year regardless. Somebody make some of these games but modern! Damnit!
HK-47: You and Malak were carrying bags of meat, which Malak called Krusty Burgers. Ever since then, my olfactory sensors detected the same aroma on him. Revan: So Krusty Burgers were the original original meatbag that caused you to call Malak meatbag?
Holy shit, this was brilliantly done. Even the title is perfect. I was looking to see if this had already been done before I attempted it myself, but you did better than I ever could have. Very well executed! Definitely earned a sub there
"And you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled." 1:45 You forgot to include the option to expose Chalmers as a Force wielder for regenerating the burger he took a bite of.
All sounds in this video are from KOTOR, although that sound may also have been used in Jedi Knight; KOTOR devs got their sounds straight from LucasFilm.
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This is a masterpiece
When are you going to release another mastahpiece?
And your channel is another one!
I would have never guessed that my favourite RUclipsr likes my favourite game and one of my favourite meme formats
You missed an amazing opportunity to have it say [Success] when skinner passed the aurora borealis persuade check
@m9 Influence gained: Chalmers
Influence lost: Chalmers
The "Yes, it's a regional dialect" vs the "[Lie] Yes, it's a regional dialect" killed me.
It really do be like that
Maybe it really is a regional dialect.. from Albany
>Skipping Seymour’s audio voice
>Force Speed sound effect when running to Krusty Burger
Outstanding
Influence Gained: Chalmers
Influence Lost: Chalmers
I fucking LOVE that you cut out Skinners replies and made him a silent character, just like the game.
I was begging for you to press “Your luncheon ends here!”
this needs to be an interactive youtube video
I love how that is totally how it would show up in game
*Carth seems like he wants to talk about something*
"I dont wanna talk about it"
“Yeah what do you want?”
“I was wondering if you had any more war stories.”
“In my greatest days of conquest among the Mandalore, the greatest feeling other than battle was indulging in the spoils of victory. The riches and treasure of pirates mean nothing to me. But the greatest that I can recall is the feast of steamed clams.”
Carth: So you're telling me him, a grown-ass man that you suspiciously made sure was on our ship and was the only other survivor of the Endar Spire was not only accepted into the Jedi Order and trained as a Jedi in one cutscene, but now the Jedi Council has sent him on a mission that could save or doom the entire Galaxy and they sent not a Jedi Council member with him but a very young and inexpert Knight and a bunch of strangers, and I'm supposed to believe there's nothing suspicious about that?
Bastila: [Lie] Yes.
Carth: [Kinda success] ... I don't want to talk about it.
I'm glad you included the various opportunities to attack the person you are talking to, just like in KOTOR!
The inclusion of the loading screen is the real winner here.
The Aurora Borealis bit is where i lost it. this all fits the kotor format so well.
Kreia: Must you be driven by your base impulses and steamed hams?
Influence Lost: Kreia
Influence Gained: Chalmers
"Apathy?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the system, localized entirely within the Ebon Hawk?!"
PaladinGuy yes!
May I see it?
Sith Inquisitor no.
[ Dance for Chalmers ]
Ruin skinners audition by taking a dive
Bastila trying to hide revan Identity in a nutshell
Lol yes
Darth Revan?! At this planet at this system at this time of day localized entirely within the Jedi Order?!?!
@@mtlacunae8659 *Weird silence* Yes
@@Batcena May I see him?
It's an older meme, but it checks out.
I find you on the most random assortment of videos.
I don't know just mem around casually
"Between you, and me, I believe master Skinner is in considerable danger."
How was you lunch Carth? do you want to talk about it for once
this is the best video I've ever watched in my entire life
Brought me right back to Taris
A lot of the extra options I could see him actually saying. Like the one about a new droid "adding ambience"
THIS IS PEAK EVOLUTION OF THIS MEME
nah, the edited version is
Smart avoiding the Chalmers bonus boss. His force crush basically instant kills any character you can have at that point.
Zultry, you should see the secret Maggie boss. She spams force whirlwind making any guardian or soldier crack with fear. Not to mention if Mr. Burns is in your party, Maggie kills him and takes him off your team permanently.
@@JordanAndersonExplodes Oh yeah I learned that lesson the hard way 🤪
SanityKeeper _ It’s a reference to who killed Mr. Burns. I just made it sound like something that could happen in a KOTOR game.
I don't like steam. It's hot and moist and irritating... and it gets everywhere.
I like how you even included the dialogue choices.
This is the best thing i have found on the internet ever.
That level up man. The sound gives me life
this is one of the best crossover memes I've ever seen
There desperately needs to be more of these.
Yeah
The force sprint was brilliant.
Dark Side Points Gained
This is the single greatest youtube creation I have ever seen. You are a master.
I commit myself to your teaching.
This is important work.
2:24
"Dark side points gained"
This has been so artistically done.
This deserves more views on the alt dialogue options alone 😂
Easily the best of all the steam hams
This is beyond brilliant. Excellent execution
Wow, this is pure gold. The best way to resurrect a dead meme
KOTOR is my childhood I used to play it all the time, I recently started playing it again and the memories 😢
A meme worthy of resurrection.
Influence Gained: Kotor Pazaakposting
I never played KOTOR but I did play Neverwinter Nights. This is my favourite video this year regardless. Somebody make some of these games but modern! Damnit!
this is PERFECT
You sir are a genius.
Should have chosen "Stay Outside" for that last choice.
You are an absolute legend!
This is so goddamned good.
Am from Albany. Can confirm. Work in downtown for DOS. Steamed hams: fucking classic.
You put such great effort into this I LOVE it
this is the most amazing, clever and accurate edit to date. extremely underrated
(Intelligence) This is incredible and deserves more views.
But he doesn't say nothing, he says "It's just the northern lights, mother"
I'm surprised they didn't add Dark Side Points gained at the end when Seymour's mom was screaming for help
With the dramatic kotor 2 dark side points music.
@@BenjaminMankowski yeah ofc
I needed this video so much in my life
HK-47: You and Malak were carrying bags of meat, which Malak called Krusty Burgers. Ever since then, my olfactory sensors detected the same aroma on him.
Revan: So Krusty Burgers were the original original meatbag that caused you to call Malak meatbag?
Now this is a galaxy brained move
Bravo. I never thought one classic of the nineties and another classic of the naughties needing to be brought together. Turns out they did, 🤩👌
Holy shit, this was brilliantly done. Even the title is perfect. I was looking to see if this had already been done before I attempted it myself, but you did better than I ever could have. Very well executed! Definitely earned a sub there
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Good on ya for proving it’s not dead.
Petition for alternate ending after “Your luncheon ends here!”
This...is AWESOME!!
This made my day
That was beautiful
This is fantastic
One of the greatest videos of our time
Loved it.
Nice work!
I love this community
thank you so much for this
0:59 Skinner uses Master Speed [+20]
I have a bad feeling about this.... 😂
The level up sound fucking killed me
Thats pretty frickin dank my guy.
Amazing.
Brilliant!
[Persuade]
Masterpiece
Ayyy you’re back!!!
"And you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."
1:45 You forgot to include the option to expose Chalmers as a Force wielder for regenerating the burger he took a bite of.
[Attack him]
did you just call me a liar
It's an older meme but it checks out.
It's masterpiece
At 1:41 the hamburger has a bite out of it, but seconds later it doesn't
I never noticed that!
Someone must've used force heal on it.
do more please
0:38 That's from Jedi Knight.
All sounds in this video are from KOTOR, although that sound may also have been used in Jedi Knight; KOTOR devs got their sounds straight from LucasFilm.
This is great xD
It would had been better if we had Text below Superintern dialogs
10/10
Gold
Omg YES
FUCKING YES
Any more like these?
that forced resample tho
Mod of this when?
This is almost as good as the MGS one
you can't use stealth like that. this could be much better
Darkside walkthrough pls