12:18 James: Oh, Is it disposable? Aleks: No! It's 200$. James: **Kobe's expensive camera into the basketball hoop** **has existential crisis on floor**
james-"ohh is it disposable?" aleks- "no its 200 bucks" james-*smiles and proceeds to make a basket and misses camera completaly shatters* me- rewatches it 1000 times still laugh only in cowchop
Aleks telling the bot to kill itself and jump off the table to increasingly loud classical music while James chokes on vodka is the best moment in the show.
Yeah guys, my guess as to why you're not making so much profit is because you keep buying expensive shit then destroying it the minute you get your hands on it
Oliver Sargent Doesn't matter that they destroy them. They wouldn't ever use any of these items again so they're free to destroy them. And as long as they make more money off the video than it costs them to make it, they're only wasting time if anything.
Oliver Sargent 500 dollars on stuff for a video which probably makes 8-10 times that much is nothing compared to the *tens of thousands a month* they have to spend on bills, employees, services +their personal bills plus rents etc.
Muffet Reread my comment, I never claimed they got all, or even a majority of, all their income from the ad revenue. Alot of it comes from sponsorships, RT backings for major upgrades, subsides on location rent that they may recieve. not to mention Merch sales and their backlog of videos. I'm sure they also get a residual cut from the creatures as well.
9:38 that really reminded me of that time back on treetopia when James had a pig on the roof of the communal tree and then Aleks kept yelling "DO IT PUSSYYY" at the pig to jump off the roof and then the pig jumped while James still had the lead so they basically hung the pig
12:18
James: Oh, Is it disposable?
Aleks: No! It's 200$.
James: **Kobe's expensive camera into the basketball hoop**
**has existential crisis on floor**
A $200 camera is nothing
for a camera its not expensive, but 200 is still quite alot of money to throw away XD.
Literally XD
12:22
still 200 bucks though
OsDoesCOD funny thing is they don't have a ton of money to do that stuff yet they do it lol
whenever james shoots something at the basketball net and it breaks i lose it
Holy shit james accually appreciated something Aleks got hm 2:30
James: "Is it disposable?"
Alex: "No, it's $200"
James: *throws it across the room and cries when it shatters*
9:04 *opera music slowly gets louder*
Oh no...
you know when that classical/opera starts up some shit is about to go down...
james "some people come to this channel to escape their mind and body" "AND SOUL"
aleks is an adidas jacket short away from being a true slav
Hujan King take notes James
Hujan King boris the shashlik king would be proud
right
My brother introduced me to Boris & Dimitri XD
and semechki
Can we get a fundraiser for new shoes for James
A Single Cheeto Puff He should sell signed DC's. Those would go for a lot.
A Single Cheeto Puff he's very insecure about his shoes he would get bullied about them we need to save him from the misery
A Single Cheeto Puff I
Yes, fuck his Osiris and DC shoes are disgusting
A Single Cheeto Puff
THE NERVE
I love how Joe is always so optimistic amidst all the sadness and pain.
Every new video that comes out seems to show them slipping more and more into depression.
im gonna end it all
just like novapipebomb
hey wait a second, wheres spencer?
Just like the creature hub**
suicidal joe Here I am
Do it, pussy!
suicidal joe WATCH OUT!
cowchop need 2 things: 1) get sponsored by Bad Dragon 2) make a channel called cowchop uncensored
They have an account on youporn with uncensored videos
ah of course thank you
i think they still can get sponsored videos idk
RATEDXWARRIOR who do you think sent them those dildoes in the background, bad dragon themselves.
Sometimes, I come back and rewatch these... reminds me of better times. (although each of these peoples current content is still great)
as a film photography student, watching them try to work an instant camera really made my day, "IT SAYS TO REFRIGERATE THEM" XD
10:00 James' absolute late reaction to that is golden.
I like how stuff is blurred for one episode then after that it's free game and everyone doesn't give a flying fuck about blurring it out anymore
They better break out the balsamic vinaigrette
They need to bring back those streams
ETM deadass!!
Aleks trying to bully a beer pong robot into suicide will forever be etched into my memory
You know shit about to go down when you hear angelic music in a Cow Chop video...
this channel helps me escape my mind, escape my body, and escape my soul
From 09:07 to about 10:00 is one of my favorite moments in Cow Chop.
I never realized how massive Jakob was compared to James and Aleks
3:06 backstage laughing made this part hilarious.
You know shits going down when the opera music starts.
9:24 - 9:47 Such chaos, I love it
Cow Chop now got that token black guy instead of the asian. feelsbadman
I love how in an Instant everything can be normal but then chaos resumes its madness at cow chop.
That group photo sold for $3.9 million dollars to a cowchop collector in Dubai.
no way
probably was you wasnt it
Thank you for the ending. I enjoy Trevor whispering in my ear
Will Cow Chop ever buy something that lasts more than 5 minutes at the office? Find out next millennium!
"Some people come to this channel to escape their mind, escape their body, and escape their soul"
So true!
Investigate 9/11
Tahkos Investigate 3/11!
We all know the alex accounts did 9/11
Conspiracy James but I'm just a fetus I couldn't possibly do 9/11
extreme Lube yeah too bad man
Why was their another jet engine mounted on top of the plane?? O.o
james-"ohh is it disposable?"
aleks- "no its 200 bucks"
james-*smiles and proceeds to make a basket and misses camera completaly shatters*
me- rewatches it 1000 times still laugh
only in cowchop
That group picture was kinda cool. Felt like you guys were some sort of fucked up family taking a picture.
I love this 4K camera that they use and how much you can see with the blurriness!
love how they censor the disco they're holding but not the one on the shelf
I only watch cow chop to escape my soul.
The video quality is on par!
9:24-10:04 had me laughing harder than it should have.
Remember when they played beer pong on a stream and drank balsamic
Lee Hoyar *triggered*
MORE JAKOB PLEASE HES ADORABLE
Look at Trevey boy looking skinny
Aleks telling the bot to kill itself and jump off the table to increasingly loud classical music while James chokes on vodka is the best moment in the show.
I hope one of the boxes there gonna open that yellow rice eater Aron pops out...that will make my day👌
loving the motion tracking visual editing
Joe looks scared LMAO
I love how when Aleks jumped on the table you could see Joe in the background snickering to himself.
That basketball hoop was a bad idea
"Half right? I only said one word." So innocent.
Yeah guys, my guess as to why you're not making so much profit is because you keep buying expensive shit then destroying it the minute you get your hands on it
Oliver Sargent Doesn't matter that they destroy them. They wouldn't ever use any of these items again so they're free to destroy them. And as long as they make more money off the video than it costs them to make it, they're only wasting time if anything.
Oliver Sargent 500 dollars on stuff for a video which probably makes 8-10 times that much is nothing compared to the *tens of thousands a month* they have to spend on bills, employees, services +their personal bills plus rents etc.
Oliver Sargent My point is, they aren't going broke because they destroyed a 200 dollar camera.
Muffet Reread my comment, I never claimed they got all, or even a majority of, all their income from the ad revenue. Alot of it comes from sponsorships, RT backings for major upgrades, subsides on location rent that they may recieve. not to mention Merch sales and their backlog of videos. I'm sure they also get a residual cut from the creatures as well.
"Is it disposable?"
"No, it's 200 bucks"
*James fucking shatters it everywhere*
9:15
We need a "Hyped Aleks" account
I always enjoyed the reviews of the product
Is it disposable? No its $200.
When the classical music starts you KNOW something is about to go down
Hello and Welcome to Amazon Prime Time.
jakob is the best thing about these videos nowadays
AMAZON PRIME TIME, or more acurrate name WHY WE DONT HAVE MONEY
James your Until Dawn walkthrough was top notch
B A L S A M I C vinagrete
Watching Cow Chop while stoned makes it a buttjillion times funnier.
If they had Spencer he could've clean all that shit up.
James Na True true
James Na And created 4 more shitstorms
Glass Walrus Productions God damn he was cringey
He'd lick that shit clean off the floor.
WHAT IS THIS SPENCER THING???
Whenever the opera music starts playing, you know shits about to go down.
guys just save your editors the effort and put like duck tape on your address next time
That polaroid camera was actually a good ass gift. i want it!
Where's that Rainbow Six video
Axel Ruiz what was that supposed to be
Love the new camera. Quality is awesome.
;'( Why isnt Anna in anymore skits
_Jamison_ did u watch the video, that should explain it really
Whenever the classical opera music kicks in.. I know it's gonna be good!
THE PUTIN JOKE DID NOT AGE WELL LOL
I see that James went back to his natural ways of destroying items.
これは良いビデオです
ところで、スペンサーはどこですか？
Ninja Aleks Herro my friend, how long will your stay be at the Aleks meme circle jerk
We are here to destroy yall
Evil Spencer So we must cleanse these RUclips comments
Fancy Spencer That is right
James: Is it disposable?
Aleks: No, it''s two hundred dollars.
James: *Proceeds to shoot three pointer with aforementioned camera*
HURRY LOCK THE DOORS THE ALEKS ARE COMING WutFace
The "Now we gotta get something to drink" montage was beautiful
1:38 the video did not age well…..
When opera music starts to play on CowChop you know shit's about to get real.
when this series is dying so every episode has to involve alcohol
Amazon Prime Time on My Birthday is the best gift ever!!!!
I hate the new intro
loving the new intern's hair game; righteous hair my man.
and James with those kind of photos, if in light are supposed to be wiggled furiously.
Spencers, UNITE
Normal Spencer Today we take this comment section for the Spencers!
Evil Spencer Yes brothers, we must combat the aleks's.
Normal Spencer Anyone wanna listen to Limp Biskuit?
Fancy Spencer I shall be the commander of our army
Viking Spencer and I shall be our leader
I love how you can watch the progression of their sanity everyday
That Thumbnail looking CLEAAAAAN
James: "People come here to escape mind, body, and soul."
Aleks: "This'll do that."
*Pulls out gun*
9:38 that really reminded me of that time back on treetopia when James had a pig on the roof of the communal tree and then Aleks kept yelling "DO IT PUSSYYY" at the pig to jump off the roof and then the pig jumped while James still had the lead so they basically hung the pig
By far the best amazon prime time yet.
everytime that opera music comes on, you just know shits about to go down
Aleks pressuring the robot to suicide is my aesthetic 😂
You know it's gonna get good when opera creeps in from the background 😂
it's 200 hundred bucks. James throws it and misses , shattering the entire thing.
When the opera singer amps up, you know shit's gonna go down.
9:07 When you hear classical music you know shits about to go down
that swing was beautiful aleksss
"No, it's $200." James throws it across the room onto a concrete floor and it breaks into pieces. Lmao 😂
James says the reason why I come to this channel
I love it how they give little to no fucks when blurring it out and you can see it fully
9:58 I literally screamed "ALEKS NO" at my phone
You know it's gonna be intense when the opera music plays