OPENING CASES UNTIL I MAKE A PROFIT | TDM_Heyzeus

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @TDMHeyzeus
    @TDMHeyzeus  4 месяца назад +17

    Today’s video is brought to you by Skinport - Buy and sell your CS2 Skins easy and secure. Check them out here: skinport.com/r/heyzeus
    Co-edited by YOUSELL69

    • @Fhoams
      @Fhoams 3 месяца назад

      australian gst istg if its 9% off of normal price then you are basically paying normal price

  • @thesandwich9195
    @thesandwich9195 4 месяца назад +1936

    SHAVING UNTILL I GROW A BEARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @goatededitsz0
      @goatededitsz0 4 месяца назад +135

      EATING UNTIL I LOSE WEIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @carbonatedmilk1
      @carbonatedmilk1 4 месяца назад +66

      SLOUCHING UNTIL I GET TALLER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @wezznco
      @wezznco 4 месяца назад

      DOING HEROIN UNTIL MY FAMILY LOVES ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @wezznco
      @wezznco 4 месяца назад +78

      DOING DRUGS UNTIL MY FAMILY LOVES ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @hsina1376
      @hsina1376 4 месяца назад +31

      Playing valorant until I touch grass

  • @crizpacito
    @crizpacito 4 месяца назад +551

    intelligence at its finest

    • @slimejr1239
      @slimejr1239 4 месяца назад +1

      7 minutes is sexy

    • @hoosfire4270
      @hoosfire4270 4 месяца назад +1

      Heyzeus makes enough money for this not to matter anyways

  • @yeetyeet7070
    @yeetyeet7070 4 месяца назад +2630

    don't stop till you overall total is profit

    • @blejek2429
      @blejek2429 4 месяца назад +313

      Remember, you can lose only 100% but you can win 2000%

    • @Pizza_Skorpen
      @Pizza_Skorpen 4 месяца назад +30

      @@blejek2429 you can win more tho, so its even more worth it

    • @guardiann7
      @guardiann7 4 месяца назад +16

      He will never profit

    • @harryjones5347
      @harryjones5347 4 месяца назад +20

      Don't stop until you run out of money

    • @vedomedo
      @vedomedo 4 месяца назад +10

      @@guardiann7 *woosh*

  • @gggnikcalbiz
    @gggnikcalbiz 4 месяца назад +144

    i dont think ive seen a dumber idea, do it again!

  • @not_tongaming4898
    @not_tongaming4898 4 месяца назад +150

    Opening cases until I go broke (only took 5 minutes)

  • @adriantaylor6155
    @adriantaylor6155 4 месяца назад +48

    1:40 to get past the yapping

  • @aidencarini3216
    @aidencarini3216 4 месяца назад +67

    Open cases untill getting the 1.5 million karambit

  • @Heatseekerxl
    @Heatseekerxl 4 месяца назад +89

    This is his excuse to gamble

  • @danielluna1211
    @danielluna1211 4 месяца назад +38

    these titles are getting even scarier

  • @benover17
    @benover17 4 месяца назад +11

    bro watched 3clicksphilip's grind and decided this was still somehow a good idea

  • @LocomoTom
    @LocomoTom 4 месяца назад +9

    Calling the Recoil case the disabled brother of the Revolution case in way to accurate

  • @Hann781
    @Hann781 4 месяца назад +6

    You should open cases until you hit a certain number of value. For example you have to hit a total of 420 usd from the skins you unbox

  • @XWeedhunterX
    @XWeedhunterX 4 месяца назад +4

    Ohnepixel being a hitman is the funniest shit I'v heard for a while 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RobertsBerzabinds
    @RobertsBerzabinds 4 месяца назад +3

    man osrs music in the background while im afking fishing watching this , yum

  • @FireRozz
    @FireRozz 3 месяца назад +2

    i watch these every time i get an itch to waste my money

  • @LeetGaming-1337
    @LeetGaming-1337 3 месяца назад +1

    Your luck is incredible, I'm opening a case a day to try unbox a gold, but I've had no luck yet!

  • @ZTD48
    @ZTD48 2 месяца назад

    good to see you’re finally thinking with profit in mind

  • @reliablyJEllis
    @reliablyJEllis 4 месяца назад +1

    I was wondering why it’s so easy to listen to your intros and it’s definitely the runescape music

  • @aleksei8884
    @aleksei8884 27 дней назад

    Oh I thought it’s gonna be for all of the cases, you’d need a miracle for that😂

  • @mari2639
    @mari2639 4 месяца назад +1

    All of those cases for a 60 dollar profit is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @Demonberby72-qp2kh
    @Demonberby72-qp2kh 4 месяца назад +1

    when i saw the title i started thinking this video was going to become the new longest video on youtube

  • @zezimo3
    @zezimo3 4 месяца назад +1

    loving the osrs music in the background

  • @matikoo6000
    @matikoo6000 4 месяца назад +1

    Keep up the good work zeus!!!

  • @maeryum
    @maeryum 4 месяца назад

    I love skin port! Truly the best buying site.

  • @cs_mns
    @cs_mns 4 месяца назад

    Don't quit while your ahead! ❤

  • @VinDoesThingss
    @VinDoesThingss 4 месяца назад

    this reminds me of kliksphilip’s care unboxing millionaire.

  • @nofaceposeidon
    @nofaceposeidon 3 месяца назад

    7:23 ay bruh imma need some sauce for the chicken nuggets

  • @dduuk756
    @dduuk756 4 месяца назад +2

    10:19 plin plin plon

  • @Hsfg90r92
    @Hsfg90r92 4 месяца назад

    people do this challenge all the time, but it usually takes their whole life to complete

  • @Casual_OP
    @Casual_OP 4 месяца назад

    I love hearing the RuneScape music in the back

  • @duckywizardplays3544
    @duckywizardplays3544 4 месяца назад +43

    why dont you just get a knife in the first 50 cases? its not hard

    • @ALC570
      @ALC570 4 месяца назад +14

      fr his opening strategy is terrible

    • @duckywizardplays3544
      @duckywizardplays3544 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ALC570 yea blindly opening cases wil never work

    • @cod9r
      @cod9r 4 месяца назад

      @@duckywizardplays3544i tried to tell him that on stream but he didn't see my message

    • @frankwilliams4445
      @frankwilliams4445 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ALC570lmao this is random gambling. There is no strategy to this it is a literal scam unless you're lucky enough to win the "case lottery"

  • @Frosted.7
    @Frosted.7 2 месяца назад

    Man and I was just about to go on a case opening spree due to payday, now im not feeling it as much haha.

  • @Mette_Bus
    @Mette_Bus 4 месяца назад

    OPERATION CASE OPENING IS LIT YO 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @Barbara___5u
    @Barbara___5u 4 месяца назад

    An insider's perspective: exclusive interview with Binance's CEO on future developments

  • @gordonneverdies
    @gordonneverdies 4 месяца назад

    I'm surprised how cheap those commando gloves are, especially .08

  • @newbvatpilot
    @newbvatpilot 3 месяца назад

    Thank you for not screaming when hitting a gold

  • @sudhanshudixit3115
    @sudhanshudixit3115 3 месяца назад

    millions of years of evolution summed up.

  • @Awpdragonlore
    @Awpdragonlore 3 месяца назад +2

    Could have bought alot of drugs whit that money

  • @verity9480
    @verity9480 4 месяца назад +1

    Next you should open weapon case until you get 661 scar pattern st fn

  • @datboi1946
    @datboi1946 2 месяца назад

    Love the videos always making gambling seem terrible 😂

  • @ouzimm
    @ouzimm 4 месяца назад

    wild, i wish. i dont even wanna sell my profitable items. i just wanna build a nice inventory.

  • @darkstreets6308
    @darkstreets6308 4 месяца назад

    "opening cases until im in crippling debt" typa video 😭

  • @reaper5242
    @reaper5242 4 месяца назад +1

    ohne means without so when he's gone we're ohne pixel

  • @vibelessCS
    @vibelessCS 4 месяца назад

    BABY ZEUS UPLOADED

  • @roshkos
    @roshkos 3 месяца назад

    I wish my laptop could handle cs2 also I love print stream skins😂

  • @nickparsons5315
    @nickparsons5315 3 месяца назад

    Don't stop until you back to back golds ;)

  • @sillyboy777
    @sillyboy777 4 месяца назад

    he opened a case after this 🔥🔥🔥

  • @elemayoo5775
    @elemayoo5775 4 месяца назад

    is there just casually runescape music in the background

  • @Pickel_Rose
    @Pickel_Rose 2 месяца назад

    Have to wait 2 minutes for the actual video to start

  • @Kens_Dojo
    @Kens_Dojo 3 месяца назад

    I need the vods of this

  • @M1ka_real
    @M1ka_real 4 месяца назад +5

    So if i keep gambling i will eventually get profit

  • @bernard77777
    @bernard77777 4 месяца назад

    10000 cases unboxing when
    not enough money wasted away

  • @duckmoldgaming4928
    @duckmoldgaming4928 4 месяца назад

    5:30 this was the first gloves i unboxed in csgo that i sadley got scammed for trying to sell it

  • @mkdwajedentrzyzero
    @mkdwajedentrzyzero 4 месяца назад +1

    LEtS gO gAMbLinG

  • @rocktheboat56
    @rocktheboat56 3 месяца назад

    Saying that the return rate of csgo cases is 50% is diabolical lmfao

  • @Hood_Lemon
    @Hood_Lemon 4 месяца назад

    did you know that a stat-red is rarer than a knife? bet you didn't.

  • @liamLAT
    @liamLAT 4 месяца назад

    lol you used to own my knife

  • @Micccck.
    @Micccck. 2 месяца назад +2

    Damm bro can i have all ur blues?

  • @auxuriousz
    @auxuriousz 4 месяца назад

    Moral of the story: keep gabbling

  • @Lokos550
    @Lokos550 4 месяца назад

    I only open dropped cases that’s my new rule 😂

  • @m0d3l04
    @m0d3l04 4 месяца назад +1

    When opening cases until you become good at cs video ?

  • @TheFDDP
    @TheFDDP 2 месяца назад

    Driving carefully until I crash and die

  • @Slavon_USSR
    @Slavon_USSR Месяц назад

    Runescape background music 🎶 😅

  • @chocolates182
    @chocolates182 2 месяца назад

    maybe the profit was the friends we made on the journey 🥈

  • @handspeed8161
    @handspeed8161 4 месяца назад

    bro i never had a knife your so lucky you many to call ur own enjoy watching❤🎉

  • @wyglowyglo856
    @wyglowyglo856 4 месяца назад

    U should try obce to open 50 esport cases (mby summer 2014)

  • @KingTainted
    @KingTainted 4 месяца назад

    don't stop till you get gloves worth 2k or more GL : )

  • @MsiPro
    @MsiPro 3 месяца назад

    Ive spent 5000$ cad and still have yet to pull any gold almost 1000 market transactions lol

  • @williamwatts8908
    @williamwatts8908 4 месяца назад +1

    Love ur content bro

  • @claytonnation8146
    @claytonnation8146 4 месяца назад

    When are you making I don’t stop opening cases till emerald

  • @reaprsxo
    @reaprsxo 4 месяца назад

    you are addicted man

  • @MrIndigoTaco
    @MrIndigoTaco 4 месяца назад

    Someone forgot to add the end card…

  • @tomamonini9012
    @tomamonini9012 4 месяца назад

    I hope you have reported that $60 to that ato 😂

  • @sintezbatesintezbate9586
    @sintezbatesintezbate9586 4 месяца назад

    BRO IS THE BIGGEST VALVE SIMP

  • @lmankizzle65
    @lmankizzle65 3 месяца назад

    7:58 my first actual knife that i unboxed in cs

  • @Soraxor101
    @Soraxor101 4 месяца назад +2

    Nicest Muslim Homosexuell out there love to him and His family

  • @Flaakoooo
    @Flaakoooo 4 месяца назад

    opening cases until i lose my house when

  • @BolFelix
    @BolFelix 4 месяца назад

    No one is gonna mention the 2 golds in like 9 cases?

  • @bollarna
    @bollarna 4 месяца назад

    opening fracture case until i get a gold next

  • @tannercockerill8099
    @tannercockerill8099 4 месяца назад

    We thank you for taking L’s on behalf of our entertainment

  • @fizzlebeef165
    @fizzlebeef165 3 месяца назад

    3rd ever case made profit off a $30 skin

  • @FinLanksa
    @FinLanksa 4 месяца назад

    I call this CS Syndrome

  • @FE4NCS
    @FE4NCS 4 месяца назад +1

    when are we getting a Heyzeus only fans

  • @__Frozz
    @__Frozz 2 месяца назад

    Next video, open cases until all your subscribers got a knofe ?😅😅

  • @fitedd
    @fitedd 4 месяца назад

    Managed to unbox a talon sapphire after spending about 6000 dollars, don’t do it kids :) unless u degen, if so, GL.

  • @gways5922
    @gways5922 4 месяца назад +2

    FLY HIGH MARK 🪽🪽🪽

  • @jnr6521
    @jnr6521 4 месяца назад

    Open kato 14 capsules til you profit

  • @FE4NCS
    @FE4NCS 4 месяца назад

    i already love this video

  • @kieran1348
    @kieran1348 4 месяца назад

    opening fracture cases till u get 5 golds

  • @evansmcdonald585
    @evansmcdonald585 2 месяца назад

    A WIN IS A WIN!!!!!!!!!

  • @brudon55
    @brudon55 4 месяца назад

    Gywn in the elevator

  • @kartonn515
    @kartonn515 4 месяца назад

    gamba mindset

  • @malse.mp4694
    @malse.mp4694 4 месяца назад

    Open cases untill bankrupt

  • @mrcoffee4263
    @mrcoffee4263 2 месяца назад

    TDM_Heyzeus:Yesssss we made frofit baby!!!!🎉🎉🎉
    6.040K$ total loss:Am I Pricking Joke to you???

  • @SefaJako78
    @SefaJako78 2 месяца назад

    CSGO ACCENT AHHHH GUYY

  • @ekul_brown
    @ekul_brown 4 месяца назад

    This guy sounds like the British nerd emoji

  • @BauerJan0
    @BauerJan0 4 месяца назад

    Good video

  • @bryceramon
    @bryceramon 4 месяца назад

    Thank you for not murdering anyone @tdmheyzeus

  • @labsled
    @labsled 3 месяца назад +1

    ok now do it in real life