Max and Ross Have Killed a LOT of People!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @Mithzan
    @Mithzan  3 года назад +738

    I'm sure the comment section will be nice and civil.

  • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
    @rositaiseatingspaghetti 3 года назад +527

    “Yes the train pissed itself, not me.” - Ross, 2021

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 года назад +3

      That's definitely going in the goddamn quote book X'D

    • @ram_horns
      @ram_horns 3 года назад +2

      :)

  • @Starryclown11
    @Starryclown11 3 года назад +105

    I’ve never heard Pookie get more excited about something than when he was trying to get Jerry to let the train do a backflip

  • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
    @rositaiseatingspaghetti 3 года назад +477

    Now I’m just thinking. Imagine your life being at the hands of Max and Ross. Just them arguing while your life is at stake.

    • @bluedawgo
      @bluedawgo 3 года назад +12

      I feel like that’d be the way to go!

    • @anoxthefighter7933
      @anoxthefighter7933 3 года назад +7

      You mean like nature intended XD

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 года назад +3

      I'd die happy. Yeah, I am fairly certain I'd die, but by the fault of two amazing, beautiful numbskulls.

    • @ram_horns
      @ram_horns 3 года назад +2

      :)

  • @junejune5326
    @junejune5326 3 года назад +382

    As someone who loves philosophy this seems so fun! and its not just the trolley dilemma but also other popular problems such as the ship of thesus! how fun!

    • @sithknight20
      @sithknight20 3 года назад +5

      Philosophy is the bee's knees :D

    • @IsaacPrinTheNerd
      @IsaacPrinTheNerd 3 года назад +4

      Philosophy major here.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, like if you're gonna take the blame for peeing yourself, or if you blame it on a machine! Fun!

  • @magurocha
    @magurocha 3 года назад +168

    When we did a research about this, a lot of factors go into it as to why people would or would not pull it. While it would have been very interesting to see some of Max and Ross' input before pressing the buttons on the first few decisions, I also like the fact that the video isn't too serious and there's still friendly banter. (YES, I DID IT, I PUT ON THE *BANTS*).

  • @rainedroses4291
    @rainedroses4291 3 года назад +57

    Watching Max and Ross bs their way through vs Jerry and Pooki who are so worried the contrast is _hilarious_

  • @lavender3609
    @lavender3609 3 года назад +19

    I love how the map just slowly devolves into madness, getting more cursed with each turn X'D

  • @rossguy574
    @rossguy574 3 года назад +91

    Wasn't expecting a Ship of Thesus joke in a minecraft adventure map, but hey. Here we are.

    • @zachharry4871
      @zachharry4871 3 года назад +1

      But how long it took to solve it lol

    • @arnavrane1456
      @arnavrane1456 3 года назад +1

      i think its the same cause the ship is one whole so even if the parts change its the same whole

  • @bitviper3430
    @bitviper3430 3 года назад +57

    Ross is the only person I know who can make something moderately serious hilarious

  • @rylynnshintoki
    @rylynnshintoki 3 года назад +127

    People shouldn't get mad, like who wouldn't want to see a train do a sick backflip?😂

  • @magma7709
    @magma7709 3 года назад +81

    I think the baby Hitler one is interesting, let's use the Endgame rules Max and Ross used, you go back in time and kill baby Hitler, to then come back to the present where nothing has changed, sure you created a timeline where Hitler never existed and the events of ww2 never happen, but you and everyone else don't experience that timeline, which means the events of ww2 still did happen. Plus when you go back in time and get to baby Hitler, he is not only a baby, but is currently innocent of everything he's done in the future (which opens up a whole new question of, should a past version of yourself be punished for something you did in the future). So, would you go back in time and kill a currently innocent baby, to then never experience the outcomes of what you did, the only reward you get is knowing that you created a whole new timeline where things could possibly be better.

    • @DrgnZip
      @DrgnZip 3 года назад +18

      Also, there's the question of whether things would actually be better. Maybe ww2 doesn't happen, but it gets replaced with something much worse.

    • @magma7709
      @magma7709 3 года назад +8

      @@DrgnZip that is something I was going to cover in my original comment, but I decided to stay away from hypotheticals because that is bottomless can of worms

    • @kevinmurphy4647
      @kevinmurphy4647 3 года назад +10

      I would personally, go back in time to once he started putting the plan in motion, because then he is no longer innocent.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 года назад +1

      Oooo, I really like that.
      There's a lot to think about when it comes to the rabbit hole of time travel and morality. It may never end, but it is always a little bit fun to think about.

    • @ahhhohno9551
      @ahhhohno9551 3 года назад +4

      I think Everytime someone makes a decision it creates different timelines of either decision, branching into multiple timelines that we never experience. it's like a tree almost, when a tree grows it starts off as something small and it grows branch after branch, creating a tree. Just an epiphany I have.

  • @DragonfireStudios
    @DragonfireStudios 3 года назад +29

    You know it's gonna be interesting when Max has a warning in his video.

  • @kirbykraftgames
    @kirbykraftgames 3 года назад +29

    Me: Sees the warning at the beginning, "Oh no..."

  • @Pokeman0070
    @Pokeman0070 3 года назад +26

    Hey Max, please do the map “There is No Learning Curve” I think the second one is better but it would be better if you do both, it is a 3 player puzzle map and it is really good

  • @DrgnZip
    @DrgnZip 3 года назад +23

    The scores being higher or lower don't mean anything, it's just a compact way of storing your answers.

  • @garrettwilliams9740
    @garrettwilliams9740 3 года назад +5

    Pooki and Jerry arguing was hilarious

  • @tiredgrimley1401
    @tiredgrimley1401 3 года назад +15

    i’m so happy i still watch max after all these years

  • @notbranch9657
    @notbranch9657 3 года назад +21

    jerry has glasses confirmed, we will slowly piece together his appearance /j

  • @DarkWizardFoxo
    @DarkWizardFoxo 3 года назад +9

    I'm really surprised henzoid in all of his amazing ability didn't like show the trains actually moving and doing like whatever you chose

  • @Denaeelder
    @Denaeelder 3 года назад +23

    Anyone else just see it’s like 12:55 everyday and automatically think oh hold on let me just reload the for you page of RUclips till Max’s video shows up 😭😂

  • @CynUnion-ji9uj
    @CynUnion-ji9uj 3 года назад +6

    I wasn't expecting to see The Trolley Problem have the Ship of Theseus(If you systematically change out every bit of a ship if and when does it become a new ship) put in the middle of it.

  • @Zach174.
    @Zach174. 3 года назад +20

    5:56 it’s more like neir’s example, if an android replaces every part with a new one is it the some android. The point is the parts are identical to the original one’s. I feel it’s between (all new parts are part of the old train slowly transferring “ownership”, I don’t know how to word it but ya) or (none of the original parts are part of the train, there for new train). Also the same goes for people as their cells die and get replaced.

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 3 года назад

      No, it's the ship of Theseus

    • @Zach174.
      @Zach174. 3 года назад

      @@joshuaarnett762 I know and neir automata had a character who literally replaced every part but their leg because they thought they wouldn’t be themselves anymore if they did.

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 3 года назад

      @@Zach174. I haven't played much Automata sadly. I keep intending to and then it's five hours later and I was doing something else

    • @Zach174.
      @Zach174. 3 года назад

      @@joshuaarnett762 it’s the literally second/third quest (including the prolog)

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 3 года назад

      @@Zach174. yeah and I've played like 7 minutes of it

  • @patienceroberton3176
    @patienceroberton3176 3 года назад +15

    I cant wait to see maxs tweet come true

  • @thatoneelfnamedaiko4737
    @thatoneelfnamedaiko4737 Год назад +1

    16:32
    Man, Ross really got that high score bonus! GG 😂😂😂

  • @Roseismadness
    @Roseismadness 3 года назад +8

    Ah yes the warning in the beginning…I already know it’s gonna be a GREAT vid

  • @radianceguardians
    @radianceguardians 3 года назад +4

    Once Max said the trolley problem, I knew dark stuff was about to go down.

  • @sirbluepandarushi7067
    @sirbluepandarushi7067 3 года назад +12

    Later All The Choices Max And Ross Made Have Come True Having The Estimate Of Being That A LOT Of People Died
    (It’s a joke don’t take it seriously people) ALSO ROSS KILLED ME AT THE ONE BILLION DOLLARS ONE

  • @TheeCTK01
    @TheeCTK01 3 года назад +5

    Ohhhhh my; that’s a lot of red on that ledger....

  • @Mcloganberry
    @Mcloganberry 3 года назад +4

    37:20 Jerry wears glasses confirmed

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад +2

    34:35 untill 35:00 Again, i expected a diverge. But jerry was thinking about it.

  • @_dorkeclispe.28_60
    @_dorkeclispe.28_60 3 года назад +3

    20:40 honestly they didn't think about if the train kills one person in no "specified time period" they could've gotten the same result of killing Hitler out of all the people in the world at that time or not.

  • @avers10124
    @avers10124 3 года назад

    when in school we talked about the trolley problem in one of my classes, and the thing that really hit me was that my friend told me why some people wouldn't do anything, and basically it was they thought if they did something they could be held liable for killing one person if they diverted the trolley. If they didn't divert it they didn't have any hand in killing someone, and if they did they were purposefully killing someone, while ultimately saving more in the process but they still had a hand in killing one person

  • @Mariorox1956
    @Mariorox1956 3 года назад +14

    I solved the math problem anyways.
    In case you wanted to know, I found the trains would collide in 12.8 minutes. I'll work it out if anyone actually cares lol

    • @brunchtoast9437
      @brunchtoast9437 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for paying attention in algebra :)

    • @alien.astronaut
      @alien.astronaut 3 года назад +1

      Looks like someone passed math

    • @sunsakuraa
      @sunsakuraa 3 года назад +4

      But you didn't show your math, did you learn NOTHING in math class

    • @________________Aprilfools63__
      @________________Aprilfools63__ 3 года назад

      I got 12 minutes 48 seconds i think i was close enough

  • @bluecheesemythology3461
    @bluecheesemythology3461 3 года назад +1

    I enjoy watching these videos while I work on my art, projects and such, it has always been a way for me to feel better and wind down cause mithzan and the bois are a bunch of goofballs and make my day a million times over

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 2 года назад +2

    Immortality has got to be the worst, imagine never dying, at some point it will be only pain

  • @intotheflow1239
    @intotheflow1239 Год назад +1

    The fact that this was in my recommended after I watched the 2nd trolly vid today

  • @cxypris4405
    @cxypris4405 3 года назад +9

    This- this is gonna be interesting

  • @youtubeshark4yts461
    @youtubeshark4yts461 3 года назад +2

    1:21 as soon as saw that thing up a head I new what this map was being I saw someone who posted this about their map on Twitter
    8:38 does a sick backflip lol

  • @lavender3609
    @lavender3609 3 года назад +3

    Henzoid maps are amazing, man c'x

  • @kabirawan4229
    @kabirawan4229 3 года назад

    That different train/same train really giving ship of Theseus vibes

  • @YareYareDazeJiJi
    @YareYareDazeJiJi 3 года назад +7

    How did i guess it was going to be the trolley problem?

  • @Starryclown11
    @Starryclown11 3 года назад +1

    I gave me UA flashbacks and I loved it!! More vids like this

  • @atlas9332
    @atlas9332 3 года назад +3

    I really hope my life is never in Ross' hands. He would probably experience the bystander effect

  • @danielwright2893
    @danielwright2893 3 года назад

    Because I don't see anyone doing the math, The Trains would Collide in 10 mins and 40 seconds. The Trains start with 80 chunks between them, since a chunk is 16 blocks long then that 1280 block in total (assuming the trains are not move diagonally across the chunks). One train is moving 40 blocks per minute and to other train is moving 80, adding the two together would give us the total distance lost between the trains per minute, which is 120 blocks per minute. Then we just divide our 1280 total blocks with our 120 blocks per minute which give us 10.6666(repeating) minutes or 10 mins and 40 secs.

  • @mochi1540
    @mochi1540 3 года назад +1

    Ross's little mhm *head nod* at 1:40😂

  • @belleoro
    @belleoro 3 года назад +1

    a train that's had every part replaced is still the same train, and i am prepared to fight anyone and everyone on this

  • @bigooble
    @bigooble 3 года назад

    4:58 heavily reminds me of the ship of Theseus and I love it

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад +2

    29:50 untill 30:10 Jerry had no hesitation.

  • @WhimsicalTea
    @WhimsicalTea 3 года назад +4

    Not even 10 minutes in and we already have the ship of theseus

  • @aldusty4633
    @aldusty4633 3 года назад +2

    The question at 5:40 is just like in Wanda vision the ship question

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 3 года назад

    The difficulty of the original Trolley problem is you be passively responsible for 5 deaths or actively responsible for one. Most people would just let it go, no matter what they say they would do, if you're actually in that situation you're probably not gonna act

  • @morallygary9098
    @morallygary9098 3 года назад

    See, this is interesting because it also raises the question of whether or not the answers would be the same if this wasn’t something being recorded. You can’t help thinking that someone’s answers would be different if they knew thousands of people would hear them.

  • @HannahBanana126
    @HannahBanana126 3 года назад +6

    I love where Jerry and Pookie were trying to solve the math problem and still couldn't figure it out when every other sane person would have chosen not to do it! 🤣

  • @yujellos
    @yujellos 3 года назад

    43:45 max, referring to a person: "this one's your pet-"
    kinky

  • @snazzy3743
    @snazzy3743 3 года назад +3

    Henzoids hilarious man

  • @Bubblesdefrog
    @Bubblesdefrog 2 года назад +1

    not me after months finally deciding to come back and attempt the maths....ill come back in a few months with the answer.

  • @cinnamonjam9173
    @cinnamonjam9173 3 года назад

    honestly, if 51% of the train gets replaced instantly, it's a new train. If it gets replaced over a period of time, the parts that were replaced become part of the original train

  • @foxgamer21_foxmusic21
    @foxgamer21_foxmusic21 2 года назад +1

    I love how my evil teacher made my class decide on these questions to the point my brain hurt

  • @King-zz7ub
    @King-zz7ub 3 года назад

    7:35 Ross “the train pissed itself not me”

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад

    8:30 untill 9:00 That caused ross to be in a dilemma with his ignorance is bliss stick so far XD

  • @hoangtriet3725
    @hoangtriet3725 3 года назад +2

    When it got to the “or go back in time to 1889 to kill baby Hitler”, I would’ve chosen that because, either when time travelling to the past, it becomes antimatter, and gets destroyed by the air, and creates a huge antimatter explosion that kills us all from the past and the present, or everything we have done in the past already happened, time traveling will not create paradoxes because the universe might throw in an event/scenario that makes everything normal or makes the present normal, even if the past is altered…but then again, the portal opened for like minutes, wouldn’t the family would’ve ran away from the portal because they can’t understand it? But then again again, time travel isn’t possible in the world, quantum realm? Sure. Relativity? Hypothetically. But in the normal realm now…impossible. But then again again again, this is all just a game, and everything that’s impossible in the game (floating trees) can’t exist in the normal world.

  • @marzbars6063
    @marzbars6063 3 года назад

    Max and Ross: makes spit second decisions when talking about humans
    Also Max and Ross: talks for 3 minutes on what makes a new train a new train

  • @sloanlopez3532
    @sloanlopez3532 3 года назад +3

    I just wanna know what Ross has against the hot dog guy

  • @Adonys_Alyx_Andy
    @Adonys_Alyx_Andy 2 года назад

    Still probably my favorite video of y'all's to date lmfao good soup
    Your content has always made me so happy but watching you totally not murder a bunch of people is so funny

  • @potatopouf
    @potatopouf 3 года назад

    the thing with these scenarios is that I overthink them because I have to. like is the person a bad person or are they good. cause that makes a huge difference to me. and I never like how vague the prompts are. but idk. still liked the vid lol

  • @atlas9332
    @atlas9332 3 года назад

    The train changing reminds me of that one episode of Distractible.

  • @Miguel-fu7ft
    @Miguel-fu7ft 3 года назад +1

    “that’s like a sick backflip but you also kill Hitler” - Pooki

  • @anoxthefighter7933
    @anoxthefighter7933 3 года назад

    I don’t know if I’d choose the same, but I like your choices

  • @ScarletDeath666
    @ScarletDeath666 3 года назад

    Talking about the butterfly affect the best example I know is an episode of supernatural where they stopped the titanic from crashing which caused a lot of dead people to be alive lots of different people being born and for the main character driving a different car, changing history even bad history doesn’t alway mean it will be better for everyone

  • @ktoon4725
    @ktoon4725 3 года назад +1

    I don’t think I’ll ever look at Ross the same again.

  • @juliannaskeans3592
    @juliannaskeans3592 3 года назад

    This is basically trolly Sam from cyanide and happiness, but remix featuring max and ross

  • @randomperson8375
    @randomperson8375 3 года назад +18

    Let's be honest here, everyone watching this video would pick C on the last question

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem 3 года назад

      I mean when asked a hypothetical situation, I imagine myself in the situation where possible. And I'd rather kill 1 person rather than 6 if I'm being honest

  • @madslol
    @madslol 3 года назад +3

    when your fav cc's are murderers 🥸💁🏻 /j

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад

    34:40 untill 36:30 You're just loving this.

  • @sinward5167
    @sinward5167 3 года назад +1

    Is x = 12.8?
    If we consider that both trains are going to the same point of collision we can do;
    Where m = x
    40 b/m + 60 b/m = 100 b/m
    1 chunk = width of 16 b
    80 x 16b = 1,280 b
    100 x m = 1,280
    m = 1,280/100
    * m = 12.8
    ** x = 12.8

  • @NekoHoshiko
    @NekoHoshiko 3 года назад +2

    Max and Ross kill people
    Me: my hero
    Plus I love Ross's dance at the beginning of the video

  • @maxdunn4756
    @maxdunn4756 3 года назад +3

    Max... I am the ghost of the sandwhich guy you killed.
    That was rude.

  • @assassin_boy1d913
    @assassin_boy1d913 3 года назад +2

    21:32 guess someone hasn’t played Detroit:become human

  • @EHEROShining
    @EHEROShining 2 года назад +1

    Max it wasn't a corndog. The hotdog was not wrapped in cornbread.

  • @miserableghandi7960
    @miserableghandi7960 3 года назад

    Well, this was certainly entertaining

  • @gaster42
    @gaster42 3 года назад +2

    Goes back in time a changes one thing.
    Present day: let's play our-craft.

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад

    11:20 untill 11:35 *Joking tone.* Well now, i know where ross stands on that dilemma.

  • @zy6696
    @zy6696 3 года назад +1

    Ross morality is beyond our understanding we just don’t understand it and maybe never will

  • @darkshooter4614
    @darkshooter4614 3 года назад +1

    I low key thought it was the Charlie problem

  • @optical0898
    @optical0898 3 года назад

    Just thinking/ making a argument here, feel free to skip past if ya don’t want to read! :D
    I’m going to argue about that infinity problem. Assuming it’s killing at a slow pace, for like once a year a person dies by the train or something like that.
    If you stop the train, it still killed infinite people. I will also assume everyone will die the moment the train stops. If you stop the train and everyone dies, that’s not infinity, in that instance everyone is dead, no one is alive to kill.
    So the choice is either have a slow kill over time, or call the bluff of the infinity and stop the train.

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад

    30:10 untill 31:20 Yep, same exact conflict.
    It must be funny seeing it from the outside.

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад

    17:30 untill 18:00 Despite that, it kind of makes more sense to press B.

  • @madisonmcintyre8280
    @madisonmcintyre8280 3 года назад +4

    medical things would not have existed with the butterfly affect except for certain things like vaccines

  • @Chartizen
    @Chartizen 3 года назад +1

    Max and Ross were the imposters

  • @AceOSpades717
    @AceOSpades717 3 года назад

    jokes on you! new parts doesn't make a new train number!

  • @waffles7199
    @waffles7199 3 года назад

    if a Tinker's Construct item gets all of its parts changed out im like 10% sure it doesnt become a new item.
    wouldn't it keep its enchantments, designating it as the same object? i have basically no personal experience with the mod, or the question which started this thought. if i'm wrong about it keeping enchantments then please inform me of such.
    i hope the replies have people who know more than i do. it's a neat mod, and an interesting idea.

  • @Nobody-bq1so
    @Nobody-bq1so 3 года назад +1

    Ross was just being funny in the intro

  • @salvatoredantonio2413
    @salvatoredantonio2413 3 года назад

    Trolley problem and then Ship of Theseus

  • @clarehidalgo
    @clarehidalgo 3 года назад +2

    5:49 they've argued more about the "ship of Theseus" problem than saving people lol

  • @tyboogey35
    @tyboogey35 3 года назад +1

    Ross isn’t cinnamon-roll he is murder-roll

  • @ahnifollett
    @ahnifollett 3 года назад +1

    I'm eating a sandwich right now. I feel kind of called out. 🤣

  • @anthasaurus
    @anthasaurus 3 года назад +1

    I'd stop reading a sign abt how ppl are going to die and save the one in immediate danger

  • @ghostraven76
    @ghostraven76 3 года назад

    Jesus fucking Christ this had me dying. This made my day so much better.

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 3 года назад

    24:30 untill 24:35 That explains the remaining time in the vid. But this'll be interesting.