That was the most deeply impassioned, and gloriously hyperbolic, speech about shopping trolley and supermarket etiquette that I have ever heard... And I'm English, we get pretty wound up about that sorta thing.
*Has Sunglasses on* Three Minutes later- Oh darn, where did my Sunglasses go!? It's going to be tricky to spot them with this strange haze in front of my eyes!
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm that guy. I'll start looking for shit while actively using it. Once I said to my friend "hold on, my microphone doesn't seem to be turning on" He just answered normally and waited for me to figure out the fact it was because I had my yeti plugged in and my headset one disabled.. And I shoulda known that because HE ANSWERED ME. I put sugar in microwaves and such then go "Where the fuck is the sugar omg" I try to find my phone or pencil while it's in my hand Ect ect.
"in japan you walk on the opposite side from cars, here you walk on the right" WHAT, that's not what you're supposed to do at all, in America they teach you to walk with the road TO your right, so you can see oncoming cars.
10 mins in, had me bust out laughing with tears in my eyes because my sister did something similar. We went to the movies, and she handed the usher the ticket and when they told us where to go and said "enjoy your movie", my sister said "you too". I couldnt hold it in!
I don't get why Nick doesn't just buy a small air conditioner that doesn't require a window. They're like $200 and will cool keep a whole room cool semi-efficiently. What even the fuck is happening during the Evolve segment?
The guy on the main screen of Evolve actually reminded me of Paul Teutul from the TV show American Chopper. I know he didn't have mutton chops but its still kind of close.
Makes me sad that NL cuts out the opening/intro of these streams, and Nick cuts out the pimping of channels/sub shoutouts. Is this some kinda sick way to make us watch both point of views for the full experience? :'(
I really hate how NL basically became a Videoball villian because he was the host and was the best player. Like, I get that it's kind of a joke, but the other guys just do random shit the entire match and wonder why they lose. Nick's attitude (aka whining every few minutes) about it just got obnoxious to me, even if it was in jest.
nl the normal Hank's shield can last longer as long as Hank is using it on someone they can't be hurt so if you gunned for the medic you'd be unable to hurt them till Hank went down
+ScaredPear i like how noone else even tried anything else, like it started then immidately ended. kinda like me in bed.........LAUGH GOD DAMNIT sorry.
In a week or two, NL is going to look back at that Meteor Goliath play, and feel... probably not shame because he's shameless but the point is he is going to laugh at himself a little. Not once did he use his traversal leap, he kept using the leap slam attack, which is slower and has a 30 second or so cooldown. And he still won.
Ghosts are tough to book sometimes. Something to do with atmospheric pressure and electromagnetic interference caused by the sun during certain times of year.
actually, hearing you guys talk about supermarket etiquette and social anxiety actually made me sick in the stomach because i hate supermarkets, i have very high levels of social anxiety, and the way you guys are so assertive about the north american way of doing things actually made me start doubting my australian society, not trying to piss on the parade or be a douche, just saying that you guys have some very relatable topics to talk about
If you get into a ring with Brock Lesnar, it would be a pretty relaxing experience. You basically just lie on the ground with him on top of you, and let him attempt you punch you for like 30 minutes until the match is over. It doesn't require much of an effort by anyone, and it'll be rated one of the most dope matches of the 2016 octagon.
The Pokemon Go rant hit me in my feels. That's what I'm trying to explain to my family and everybody around, it annoys me so much. The media can really make an opinion inside of people's heads and for some reason they chose to completely piss on Pokemon Go.
your grocery store etiquette is wrong, I always start at dairy and work my way to produce. you have to start at the back and work your way to the front.
the chemistry between Nick and NL during that first segment made for some great entertainment.
That was the most deeply impassioned, and gloriously hyperbolic, speech about shopping trolley and supermarket etiquette that I have ever heard... And I'm English, we get pretty wound up about that sorta thing.
Ryab can you hear me? You're still on the plane! Return the slab!
We need more NL memes.
try the NLSScirclejerk sub on reddit for the dankest NL meme experience
You didn't marry Kate yet. Return the slab.
EggLord Fact of the Day #1 -
Egg only noticed that Isaac pees in doors when he has 1/2 heart after 2400+ episodes. No joke.
where does this happen
Isaac pees in doors? is there an example of that in this video?
For whoever doesn't understand, look when he goes through a door, at the door he came through.
So who's excited for ToS WWE edition?
Shits lit
Fam
was about to go to sleep too. Time for an all nighter baby
Fuck yeah, bud.
Eyy
I'm sick right now, so I should go to bed, but fuck health I missed the stream
I guess it figures I just woke up at noon because of this
I fukin love that coffee ad
The Egg got D100 and D4 on the same floor. wow.
AND THEN DIDNT TAKE EITHER D:
+Emma Treadwell yeh
What a fuckboi
But the Jera rune xD
I wonder if superman ever forgot he could fly, while he was flying,
*stares in intensely at NL
I'm looking for my phone, while during a call on my phone...I think superman might also
*Has Sunglasses on*
Three Minutes later- Oh darn, where did my Sunglasses go!? It's going to be tricky to spot them with this strange haze in front of my eyes!
*loses toothbrush in mouth, while brushing teeth*
happened this morning
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm that guy. I'll start looking for shit while actively using it.
Once I said to my friend "hold on, my microphone doesn't seem to be turning on"
He just answered normally and waited for me to figure out the fact it was because I had my yeti plugged in and my headset one disabled.. And I shoulda known that because HE ANSWERED ME.
I put sugar in microwaves and such then go "Where the fuck is the sugar omg"
I try to find my phone or pencil while it's in my hand
Ect ect.
why have i waited so long to watch one of these. This is the dankest shit i've ever seen.
Lol
There's about 50 days of this dank content dating all the way back from 2013.
"in japan you walk on the opposite side from cars, here you walk on the right"
WHAT, that's not what you're supposed to do at all, in America they teach you to walk with the road TO your right, so you can see oncoming cars.
I like how NL spends a key and a bomb to get money when he had the ability to fly.
Damn. Fairly impressed with Nick's "Tokyo Drift" joke. Well fucking played Neck.
10 mins in, had me bust out laughing with tears in my eyes because my sister did something similar. We went to the movies, and she handed the usher the ticket and when they told us where to go and said "enjoy your movie", my sister said "you too". I couldnt hold it in!
you should play town of salem in the nlss it whould be really good
Hey, I start in the middle aisle. How dare you judge me and my kind!
Sometimes I get bored and watch old episodes, and find old gold like @ 45min. As soon as i heard woah grampa
I don't get why Nick doesn't just buy a small air conditioner that doesn't require a window. They're like $200 and will cool keep a whole room cool semi-efficiently.
What even the fuck is happening during the Evolve segment?
The guy on the main screen of Evolve actually reminded me of Paul Teutul from the TV show American Chopper. I know he didn't have mutton chops but its still kind of close.
Playing back the coffee commercial back at 1.5x speed is priceless.
Stay Woke 👀
Lmao this ends at 7 am where I'm at
+Moriari Besser I have failed 😭
Just finished that season of Dexter, it was really good
That's as good as it gets...
I wonder, if they'll ever learn of the defensive potential of small triangles or squares.
NL speaks highly of level 2 triangles, but that is because he can't and doesn't play defense.
Wow you had Ludo and turned down split shot wtf that's a sick combo I swear I haven't played or watched this game in a while so maybe I'm wrong
The Evolve gameplay was really awesome
Been watching the NLSS for 3+ years and I just gotta say... That's some good shit right there.
Makes me sad that NL cuts out the opening/intro of these streams, and Nick cuts out the pimping of channels/sub shoutouts. Is this some kinda sick way to make us watch both point of views for the full experience? :'(
buzz WELCOME TO THE SWARM NICK!!!!!
bUrself
Anyone notice that the sound effects in video-ball kinda sound like the Slogs from Abe's Exodus?
Ah yes gotta love the first game on the docket. "Aftebirth" as NL would call it in the description :)
If you spam the left arrow key right at the beginning of this video you can create a dubstep beat.
I really hate how NL basically became a Videoball villian because he was the host and was the best player. Like, I get that it's kind of a joke, but the other guys just do random shit the entire match and wonder why they lose. Nick's attitude (aka whining every few minutes) about it just got obnoxious to me, even if it was in jest.
Nick has that attitude when it comes to everything.
Why did the algorithm just recommend me this ancient NLSS vod
Was it the birth of Nick's jellies?
Dude, same.
When they were saying extreme i started wishing Baer was there to say extreme with his voice pedal. that would have been so dope.
Hello from Dec 2022
A Canadian maze is a hallway that has directions.
11 foot fence in the middle isle on your way whether you want it or not, and the isle half empty as all the International produce removed...
sweet, more videoball
What is the NL score for videoball??
its like, 47-2 or something
I changed my name! thx
+I changed my name! Just wondering, what was your name before?
45:13 That nitro coffee ad was hilarious.
No parasite + ludo? NO PARASITE + LUDO.
nl the normal Hank's shield can last longer as long as Hank is using it on someone they can't be hurt so if you gunned for the medic you'd be unable to hurt them till Hank went down
Alright...wheres Josh? I need him in the shows! I need him in my life!
All this talk of dungeon masters calls for a NLSS crew D&D stream.
1:52 Electrocytes?
Funniest NLSS in a while, nice job egg
I'm not going to cross the street just to turn around when I'm walking
44:30 was a perfect time for a.... there's too much caffeine in your bloodstream - The Smith. count me disappointed lion-man.
Do more evolve
Heyyy where are the people who actualy bought the game when it was 60$?
But I like randomly wandering around the grocery store...
I love the videoball salt
grounded in reality and filled with
+ScaredPear i like how noone else even tried anything else, like it started then immidately ended. kinda like me in bed.........LAUGH GOD DAMNIT sorry.
Bertie Botts every-flavour beans
all the wal-marts in my city have 5-cart-wide isles.
for a population of under 100,000 you'd think one would be enough...nope 3 wal-marts
Hey this one was on my birthday!!!
I like the evolve just waiting for everyone to get good
Like in dead by daylight
DId you know that evolve is an assymetrical multiplayer ...
uh actually strimmer Lennix was Commander Lock
Dracula fetus has to make the Nitrocoffee ad
NL, please don't cut out everything after the intro, we wanna hear the dank banter after the intro plays.
It's because the twitch exporter in broken I think? Ryab doesn't do it intentionally
+Robba n' stuff *is
+Robba n' stuff This is true for this specific NLSS, but what I'm talking about is how he always cuts out everything before the seed is said.
In a week or two, NL is going to look back at that Meteor Goliath play, and feel... probably not shame because he's shameless but the point is he is going to laugh at himself a little.
Not once did he use his traversal leap, he kept using the leap slam attack, which is slower and has a 30 second or so cooldown.
And he still won.
In the U.S. you walk on the left
Was this joker seriously running around in evolve using his abilities, but not jumping ever?
So is there a reason that josh hasn't been on the show?
Probably got his own stuff going on. Just give him like 2 weeks probably less I bet he'll be back by then
Ghosts are tough to book sometimes. Something to do with atmospheric pressure and electromagnetic interference caused by the sun during certain times of year.
The whole 'that one went faster' I think id due to if you're moving faster, the bullet moves faster? How it seems to me. Fun to watch either way.
Watch the jelly fish documentary on Netflix called "Jellys"
eggs mom is probably a hen right
Why does NL say groshery store?? is it a Canadian thing?? no racism intended just curious...
There's Grocery store Educate?
Etiquette. It's the proper behavior in social situations
what happen to NL? Why does he keep forgetting he can fly?
What do you mean what happened? He always forgets that stuff.
I'm only up at 4:30 to support you NL
Huh. The new Monster Hunter looks quite different compared to the other ones...
hello fellow egg cultists does anyone remember the episode number ryan gets the rainbow chest in gungeon?
If memory serves me right, it's 84 - ROYGBIV. I didn't check the video to be sure, but the title is ringing a bell.
Matthew Hall fellow cultist as thanks take this rock covered by malf sauce and a pinch of nutmeg on a bear claw
actually, hearing you guys talk about supermarket etiquette and social anxiety actually made me sick in the stomach because i hate supermarkets, i have very high levels of social anxiety, and the way you guys are so assertive about the north american way of doing things actually made me start doubting my australian society, not trying to piss on the parade or be a douche, just saying that you guys have some very relatable topics to talk about
hammer the rematch BM
Can you play rimworld
He played it today on stream and said he'll probably start a series on YT.
Egg, you forgot that you had flight
He always does...one time he brought the ladder because he wanted to get a few bombs...when he had the empty vessel
Why does NL have bubbles coming out of his butt, but no one else does?
instead of sounding like hulk Hogan, he soundes like rick from rick and morty
47:15 I like you NL but why do you have to always take Devil deals in the wrong dang order?
Same
Who?
funniest username youve seen on the NLSS so far?
true
i love anime but yeah .... nobody ever talks about it positivly or negatively
NL! Dude really check out super fight it's an awesome game I think you would love it
they already did superfight on the NLSS check out the early september 2015 streams
+Haydn Blevins yeah i think they played it with josh and cobalt but i dont remember when
He did Monday, June 27, 2016
Black?
MMA involves less head trauma than boxing.
seems like more than 1 person get annoyed by sinvicta. am i right?
install a diferent window
Why you Try so Hard to make a Mathas impersanation?
Did you see what i did there ... yeah i know i am "fun" at parties.
If you get into a ring with Brock Lesnar, it would be a pretty relaxing experience. You basically just lie on the ground with him on top of you, and let him attempt you punch you for like 30 minutes until the match is over. It doesn't require much of an effort by anyone, and it'll be rated one of the most dope matches of the 2016 octagon.
The Pokemon Go rant hit me in my feels. That's what I'm trying to explain to my family and everybody around, it annoys me so much. The media can really make an opinion inside of people's heads and for some reason they chose to completely piss on Pokemon Go.
Name one above average NFL player that has retired in their mid twenties, purely due to concern about head trauma, and not forced out due to injury.
eh what's head trama gonna matter to them when they have billions of dollars.
When Calvin Johnson retired So did a couple of other guys I believe because of head trauma
+wsdf where the fuck did losing your penis come into thise
+alex thompson this*
Chris Borland? He was 24 and the news reports talk about him as 'NFL star' First google search came up with that.
So we have as the hunters:
Slim shady
Sam fisher
Japanese hulk hogan
And old lady who can't be ignored
your grocery store etiquette is wrong, I always start at dairy and work my way to produce. you have to start at the back and work your way to the front.
But then your produce is going to get like lukewarm by the time you finish, wouldn't it?
You know what. Medics in war probably have to deal with a lot of shit.
Also if you don't understand my horrible joke go to 50:48 to51:16.
panhandling is illegal in California.
Is NL just never gonna beat the Nameless King? What a casul
Why does Nick hate every game besides WWE?
Pirasite plus ludo is fucking op
Wow really?
You guys want to put Japan on blast? again? as if the first two times weren't enough. kappa
I feel kinda bad that I laughed as much as I did.
Too soonish
Are you fucking shitting my balls