How to pick up a duck (part 5)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @heavyjoechipman3594
    @heavyjoechipman3594 2 года назад +110387

    This just added wind in my spiritual sails on my journey. Ya'll brought joy to my heart and a smile to my face. Thank you and duckie. God bless you both. 💜🙏☺👍

    • @UltimateGummyCat22
      @UltimateGummyCat22 2 года назад +465

      cool heavy joe chipman

    • @sparkybig9799
      @sparkybig9799 2 года назад +1

      You should cook that yummy delicious bastard

    • @e367
      @e367 2 года назад +296

      The what

    • @crashletics
      @crashletics 2 года назад +255

      Wait a moment is this picking up a duck or a chick……..

    • @partypunk322
      @partypunk322 2 года назад +42

      Facts

  • @Ghost-uc8gd
    @Ghost-uc8gd 2 года назад +43381

    Love how it sounds like an 80-90’s workplace training video, especially with that fade away transition

    • @bringbackthedislikes
      @bringbackthedislikes 2 года назад +279

      When your mom is using powerpoint

    • @jacobe9187
      @jacobe9187 2 года назад +121

      Oh this is way better but if it was more similar to that 80/90's it'd be nostalgic 100%. Love the part where it said the first impressions part and where you picked it up and the little screen at the end.

    • @mrdoodle8229
      @mrdoodle8229 2 года назад +23

      well i don't live long enough to know that but what i know is that this comment is true

    • @Ghost-uc8gd
      @Ghost-uc8gd 2 года назад +30

      @@mrdoodle8229 that’s the thing though, most companies that do orientations still use safety videos from the 80’s-90’s

    • @formalholo
      @formalholo 2 года назад +22

      Feels like a fnaf tape💀

  • @ayushraut2005
    @ayushraut2005 2 года назад +34034

    "So what is your specialisation?"
    "I can hold a duck"

  • @vaccino3359
    @vaccino3359 2 года назад +11300

    "One might think seeing a duck walking away like this and think"
    That is a freaking cute duck.

  • @Squidward_Is_Slay
    @Squidward_Is_Slay 2 месяца назад +1568

    Instructions unclear, duck is now holding me very fashionable.

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 2 года назад +21349

    "Duck consent"
    That's a phrase I never could've imagined hearing

  • @riyolish4007
    @riyolish4007 2 года назад +18421

    "The duck wants to get picked up"
    Pretty important

  • @ixchelskyfeather2513
    @ixchelskyfeather2513 2 года назад +13025

    Everyone is commenting on the instructions, and all I can think about is….”Are they wearing matching shoes??”😂

    • @username92345
      @username92345 2 года назад +179

      Literally what I just commented! I was like waittttt! They're.... Matching ?! 🥺

    • @967patty
      @967patty 2 года назад +191

      And look at his shirt when he picks up the duck lol

    • @crochetedfromTheRose
      @crochetedfromTheRose 2 года назад +57

      @@967patty 🤭🤭 that's so cute

    • @mirophew7164
      @mirophew7164 2 года назад +31

      Yeah me to I mean do ducks usually have red feet I thought it was always orange or yellow

    • @josephinejekyl5848
      @josephinejekyl5848 2 года назад +15

      Welp, now i got an excuse to go back and watch this again lol didn't notice

  • @artem_192
    @artem_192 3 месяца назад +46

    The way the duck bends his neck down after being picked up is so cute! bro is NOT a torpedo 😂

  • @MFtheo
    @MFtheo 2 года назад +8131

    This man has devoted his life to picking up ducks, and inspiring us, the aspiring duck picker uppers to pick up more ducks and how to do so.

    • @carenasmith7
      @carenasmith7 2 года назад +18

      Idk why I laughed so hard at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mailam8846
      @mailam8846 2 года назад +7

      Wait... considering your name.... is this in the chible?

    • @jackf1830
      @jackf1830 2 года назад +6

      @JojaCorp. all praise the holy cheeble 🙌

    • @vidhanp482
      @vidhanp482 2 года назад +4

      Duck pope

    • @MFtheo
      @MFtheo 2 года назад +1

      Did I just...
      Become a god?

  • @bucklemcchuckles
    @bucklemcchuckles 2 года назад +235746

    Instructions unclear: I'm being picked up and carried by the duck.

    • @MrNotAGamer
      @MrNotAGamer 2 года назад +10176

      oh no

    • @Justabustafool
      @Justabustafool 2 года назад +10973

      Shit, Get outta there fast

    • @RooKangaRoo
      @RooKangaRoo 2 года назад +7100

      @@Justabustafool duck: YOU’RE GOING NOWHERE. I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES
      3minutes of Playtime 😈

    • @444knuffelmac
      @444knuffelmac 2 года назад +2352

      Duck is hulk in discise retry level (tip:choose a different ducj

    • @TheDecagn
      @TheDecagn 2 года назад +3432

      It’s okay if you gave consent

  • @quantumtabbylargo7457
    @quantumtabbylargo7457 2 года назад +8470

    Finally you can hold a duck with its consent

    • @impeachy1518
      @impeachy1518 2 года назад +94

      And confidence! 👍

    • @shane1840
      @shane1840 2 года назад +45

      And perfection

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 2 года назад +13

      And a duck you can fu-[REDACTED]

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 года назад +40

      @@dildonius
      You are now known as:
      [D-69420]
      Welcome to Site-13, one of the SCP Foundation's facility.
      You are a prisoner in death row, you're currently inside a Cell in the SCP Foundation, you are also known here as 'Class-D' other than D-69420. As a Class-D, you have rules to follow, if you break one of these, you will be immidietly terminated by the facility guards. If you get tested by one of the scientists, you are guarded by 2 facility guard until you are on the containment cell a SCP is inside. Follow the guard's or any other staff orders or else you'll be terminated in sight, once you have survived as a D-Class in 1 month. You will be free'd and your death row sentence will be gone.
      Please coordinate as accordingly serving in the foundation bound to protect humanity.
      -O5-[REDACTED]
      The SCP Foundation
      SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.

    • @missfeisty
      @missfeisty 2 года назад +4

      @@JLL_29 I approve this placement.

  • @Dreamy.tsu_
    @Dreamy.tsu_ Месяц назад +16

    the matching shoes go hard

  • @maggies.2037
    @maggies.2037 2 года назад +2208

    "duck has been added to your inventory" so much joy. So. Much. Joy.

  • @kristah8925
    @kristah8925 2 года назад +6487

    "and hold it fashionably, like a purse'

    • @fighter_750
      @fighter_750 2 года назад +7

      It is one

    • @ryaltov
      @ryaltov 2 года назад +13

      Make it a purse

    • @JayandJay223344
      @JayandJay223344 2 года назад +12

      Completely different words but nice try i guess

    • @xXmlgamingXx355
      @xXmlgamingXx355 2 года назад +3

      How do you store your items in the duck purse, though?

    • @frosteez5837
      @frosteez5837 2 года назад +1

      @@xXmlgamingXx355 that's a trade secret, I believe he said the opening of the bag was in the back...........

  • @emtee7138
    @emtee7138 2 года назад +5161

    *me with zero ducks anywhere near where I live* "hmm yes, very informative"

    • @lucasrob98
      @lucasrob98 2 года назад +45

      Then don’t leave

    • @starps_
      @starps_ 2 года назад +38

      @@lucasrob98 Good advice, I always leave and don't see ducks. I will try this next time.. Thank you for your advice!

    • @justjoanneofficial
      @justjoanneofficial 2 года назад +6

      @@starps_ lol, ikr they're so smart 😄

    • @Animiyu_Official
      @Animiyu_Official 2 года назад +2

      Lol yup! :)

    • @HaiTharImDavid
      @HaiTharImDavid 2 года назад +1

      @@lucasrob98 😂

  • @Bread1683
    @Bread1683 20 дней назад +11

    Instructions Unclear, Ive been holding the duck for 88 years

  • @Skysthelimit89
    @Skysthelimit89 2 года назад +7349

    "Look for the signals. That duck wants to get picked up". 47 seconds later "Congratulations You are now holding a duck."

    • @monolith757
      @monolith757 2 года назад +25

      Good morning 47

    • @elliotisenraged472
      @elliotisenraged472 2 года назад +6

      @@monolith757 I read it in the voice.

    • @elliotisenraged472
      @elliotisenraged472 2 года назад +7

      @CognizantxNight Please don’t internet-crucify me for my ignorance, but I have no idea what this means

    • @vince7007
      @vince7007 2 года назад +1

      @@elliotisenraged472 well me too just I got Rick rolled

    • @lbruprofen
      @lbruprofen 2 года назад +2

      @@elliotisenraged472 agent 47 is the name of the main character u play as in the video game hitman. truly a great game

  • @kenna4238
    @kenna4238 2 года назад +14588

    "And first...impressions....areveryimportantsoremembertosmile"

  • @kamlasdas2411
    @kamlasdas2411 2 года назад +2807

    I still laugh at the end when he says "you are now holding a duck" lol

    • @sir_C
      @sir_C 2 года назад +18

      "New Achievement"

    • @Wes_Trippy4life
      @Wes_Trippy4life 2 года назад +7

      @@sir_C "New trophy"

    • @dragon1512
      @dragon1512 2 года назад +3

      Giving me “freeze a bee and warm it up in your mouth, you now have a bee in your mouth” vibes

    • @Mr.goooooooogle
      @Mr.goooooooogle 2 года назад

      @@Wes_Trippy4life new rank reach!

    • @madreviolo
      @madreviolo 2 года назад

      it’s not that funny…

  • @rrowhe4d
    @rrowhe4d 5 дней назад +4

    When she says "NO", I also take that as a clear sign of consent.

    • @ether2788
      @ether2788 3 дня назад

      Ruined it took my smile

    • @rrowhe4d
      @rrowhe4d 3 дня назад +3

      @@ether2788 I don't consent to your comment under my comment.

    • @Meatball996
      @Meatball996 6 часов назад

      Ducks can't speak

  • @Johnnywilkins8598
    @Johnnywilkins8598 2 года назад +18277

    "I bet he's out there hitting on other girls"
    Me: learning about duck consent 🦆

    • @gonegirl3577
      @gonegirl3577 2 года назад +134

      Hahaha 😀 dead 🤣

    • @phobophilia13
      @phobophilia13 2 года назад

      I can assure you girls without trust issues won’t think that way 🙂👍

    • @Skuttleskull
      @Skuttleskull 2 года назад +61

      Bruh 🤣

    • @randomverse9592
      @randomverse9592 2 года назад +300

      "The only girls I've been picking up are ducks... let me rephrase that"

    • @ufoufo9182
      @ufoufo9182 2 года назад +45

      Exactly what came to my mind after seeing CONSENT 🤣

  • @dogdog7883
    @dogdog7883 2 года назад +5411

    "You may walk with confidence knowing you are now holding a duck."
    *that was beautiful.*

  • @bol-
    @bol- 2 года назад +6059

    "Duck added into the inventory for the next 5 years."

    • @Demy_Mlbb
      @Demy_Mlbb 2 года назад +77

      The ducks Pov: *New achivement unlocked*= *How did we get here*

    • @KumaDormilon
      @KumaDormilon 2 года назад +27

      Food item

    • @gamingwithmech5408
      @gamingwithmech5408 2 года назад +7

      @@Demy_Mlbb 💀

    • @ThatGuy206
      @ThatGuy206 2 года назад +11

      @@KumaDormilon noooo😭😭😭 that duck DOES NOT deserve it. DUCK the other ducks though😂

    • @aguyorgirlwnoeyes4852
      @aguyorgirlwnoeyes4852 2 года назад

      Or maybe until it ends up in yo stomach

  • @Monarch879
    @Monarch879 13 дней назад +6

    Instructions unclear. Somehow picked up a venamous cobra

  • @lazyshyal
    @lazyshyal 2 года назад +7174

    "So, what are your talent/s?"
    "I pick up ducks, I understand ducks, and teach people on online how to do pick up a duck."
    "You're hired!"

  • @rukh397
    @rukh397 2 года назад +17637

    me : **subtle glances**
    duck : "Sorry, i already have a boyfriend."

  • @Havoc_369
    @Havoc_369 Год назад +1982

    "Store the duck in inventory?"
    >"YES"
    "NO"

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Год назад +15

      >"NO"

    • @matthew_bowron
      @matthew_bowron Год назад +15

      @CelestialECH0the duck was crushed you have now unequipped the duck 🦆😔

    • @Mr.Kreuzersich
      @Mr.Kreuzersich Год назад +4

      Hmmm after seeing the guys duck get crushed I'm selecting no>"NO"

    • @EpicerrWowser
      @EpicerrWowser Год назад +9

      ⁠@@Geckoreothe duck now has you at gun point
      Equip the duck?
      “Yes” “yes”

    • @lxe.lexiii
      @lxe.lexiii Год назад +3

      >"YES"

  • @pupsandwich
    @pupsandwich 22 дня назад +1

    so many times, I have seen this video and I hope to never stop seeing this video

  • @donttalkjustplay4274
    @donttalkjustplay4274 2 года назад +1802

    “Duck has been added to your inventory” literally has everyone at my job wondering wtf is going on, I’m rolling 🤣

    • @Buffotheman
      @Buffotheman 2 года назад +8

      It has been added and now can be thrown at kids at the adoption center with because there parents are gone

    • @donttalkjustplay4274
      @donttalkjustplay4274 2 года назад +5

      @@Buffotheman hey man, I don’t judge. It’s your duck, do with it as you please.

    • @magamisic5924
      @magamisic5924 2 года назад +2

      Because most are normiea

    • @donttalkjustplay4274
      @donttalkjustplay4274 2 года назад +2

      @@magamisic5924 facts🤣 they don’t know how to get duck consent!

    • @2RealDemon
      @2RealDemon 2 года назад +1

      I hate talking with people that work at the same place as me idk just hate it id rather not be friends with them

  • @BreadAB
    @BreadAB 2 года назад +2575

    *" Duck added to inventory"*
    *+15 attack damage, +50 agility, +5 intelligence*
    *>Special: Glide*

    • @xottic8175
      @xottic8175 2 года назад +59

      "Duck, a water/flying type pokemon"

    • @droc742
      @droc742 2 года назад +2

      Huh

    • @jagdish9871
      @jagdish9871 2 года назад +10

      Damn... That was good... 🤣😂

    • @10buy10
      @10buy10 2 года назад +2

      Like the cucoos in BoTW? (That's what they're called right?)

    • @ShadowImposter_
      @ShadowImposter_ 2 года назад +8

      @@xottic8175 "legend says the 'Duck' species were able to kill the 'dinosaurs' and 'prehistoric' type pokémon"

  • @enriquetorres-duque6802
    @enriquetorres-duque6802 Год назад +2143

    "Impressions are very important, so make sure to wear the same shoes as the duck"

  • @HelloIlikem
    @HelloIlikem Месяц назад

    That duck is so cute!!

  • @veenavix
    @veenavix 6 месяцев назад +1142

    “Duck has been added to your inventory”
    *i need this in real life.*

    • @sped6954
      @sped6954 3 месяца назад +12

      I just checked my inventory, and don't remember seeing no duck.

  • @mndlessdrwer
    @mndlessdrwer Год назад +3157

    "You may now walk with confidence knowing that you are holding a duck." Inspiring.

  • @OfficialSkankHunt42
    @OfficialSkankHunt42 2 года назад +987

    What he was really thinking “he’s got red feet just like me!”

    • @nathangefania6472
      @nathangefania6472 2 года назад +11

      Those are the duck shoes

    • @Memorie__
      @Memorie__ 2 года назад +4

      @@nathangefania6472 shhh! The duck doesn’t know that, don’t ruin it for him.

  • @IntrepidGent
    @IntrepidGent 18 дней назад

    I appreciate your creative approach to the topic! Waiting for the "duck" to come to you can certainly be a gamble-confidence is key, but it’s essential to know the balance. A determined individual knows how to create their own opportunities when it comes to picking up ducks. Your insights are thought-provoking, and I can’t wait to see what you’ll be quacking about in the next episode. Keep on honing those duck-picking skills!

  • @vikaspatil3045
    @vikaspatil3045 2 года назад +2391

    "Do you want to add *duck* to your inventory?"
    >Yes
    No

    • @DRPEBZ
      @DRPEBZ 2 года назад +54

      >Yes
      No
      *Yes selected now duck is In your inventory*

    • @EagleTheGreat
      @EagleTheGreat 2 года назад +27

      >Yes
      No
      *duck added to your collection*

    • @araxshiriau9275
      @araxshiriau9275 2 года назад +64

      Yes
      >No
      *duck has been dropped*
      *duck will remember that…*

    • @vikaspatil3045
      @vikaspatil3045 2 года назад +13

      @@araxshiriau9275 he sure will🤣

    • @astolfo127
      @astolfo127 2 года назад +5

      Y E S

  • @rmacpie3475
    @rmacpie3475 2 года назад +7126

    Best shorts of 2022 💕💕

    • @rmacpie3475
      @rmacpie3475 2 года назад +31

      @@wrinkletheduck RUclips Algorithm su*ks Bro for useless videos they give lots of money 💰 yours is the best I seen so far , Something creative and enjoyable

    • @piratitagato5939
      @piratitagato5939 2 года назад +6

      @@wrinkletheduck I'm also a duc lova

    • @metrik1b.257
      @metrik1b.257 2 года назад +2

      Damn

    • @jakobyeo6197
      @jakobyeo6197 2 года назад +6

      @@wrinkletheduck you got this, this is one of the most original shorts ideas, we all believe in you and love your content, hang in there!

    • @JamesIsntSus
      @JamesIsntSus 2 года назад

      fr

  • @addyav6899
    @addyav6899 9 месяцев назад +2270

    So why should we hire you?
    "I can pick up a duck."

    • @sarahthayer8394
      @sarahthayer8394 7 месяцев назад +17

      Congratulations your hired!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vincerose1985
      @vincerose1985 7 месяцев назад +3

      lol

    • @SleepyGaming-qz8dp
      @SleepyGaming-qz8dp 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hired

    • @AuroaPhilip
      @AuroaPhilip 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hired for Ceo of the world Bank you now own every company as a bonus for your duck videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MayadaAlasadi-t8z
      @MayadaAlasadi-t8z 7 месяцев назад +1

      Shift starts sunday

  • @ShadowMilkCookiesSoapBar
    @ShadowMilkCookiesSoapBar 29 дней назад +2

    That dog is so cute

  • @gideonscholz7200
    @gideonscholz7200 2 года назад +1489

    I saw that duck walking away like that and though: “he’s on his way to ruin the day of a lemonade stand worker”

    • @spaceninjasteve3356
      @spaceninjasteve3356 2 года назад +57

      Got any grapes?

    • @ArtByKarenEHaley
      @ArtByKarenEHaley 2 года назад +31

      Bum bum bum waddlewaddle

    • @Lee_vibezz
      @Lee_vibezz 2 года назад +23

      WADDLE WADDLE

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 2 года назад +10

      mmmmm cool sparkly juice

    • @wiytchery
      @wiytchery 2 года назад

      I THOUGHT YOU DIED LEMONADE STAND DUCK!! WE KILLED YOU, THEY BURIED YOU IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES!!

  • @basophobia
    @basophobia 2 года назад +589

    The end "DUCK has been added to your inventory!" got me laughing.

  • @scientifreak5
    @scientifreak5 Год назад +2827

    Instructions unclear, I'm now being kidnapped by a blue platypus with a hat

    • @oliverpyke9590
      @oliverpyke9590 Год назад +156

      Are you an evil villain with a big building in the tri state area by any chance?

    • @EarthButNotFlat
      @EarthButNotFlat Год назад +115

      @@oliverpyke9590 Ah Perry the Platyp-
      *Dies*

    • @Mushroomsushi
      @Mushroomsushi Год назад +42

      take his hat off! It will distract him so you can escape

    • @listening...-xr1kx
      @listening...-xr1kx Год назад +18

      PERRYYYY~

    • @scientifreak5
      @scientifreak5 Год назад +32

      @@Mushroomsushi Instructions unclear, I took his hat off and he took his face off, now Nicholas Cage is battering me with an axe

  • @3amAfterlife
    @3amAfterlife 5 дней назад

    Y'all are such cutie patooties!!!

  • @gurth-quake1627
    @gurth-quake1627 2 года назад +2687

    "One might see a duck walking away like this and think, 'that duck doesn't want to be picked up'"
    Nah, I thought, "THE DUCK HAS RED SHOES!"

  • @neddersass8439
    @neddersass8439 2 года назад +3488

    When your great grandchildren ask you what you've achieved in life:
    I walked with confidence holding a duck

  • @thomasshelby5916
    @thomasshelby5916 2 года назад +2834

    "That duck wants to get picked up"-Best line of the century
    Damn i am famous

    • @UKYusei
      @UKYusei 2 года назад +15

      DUCK CONSENT

    • @rickyd3787
      @rickyd3787 2 года назад +3

      Consent!! Lol

    • @SouthFloridaSunshine
      @SouthFloridaSunshine 2 года назад

      Don’t want no D2 movement coming after your rump..Duck Consent matters.

    • @PrettiOnePanda
      @PrettiOnePanda 2 года назад

      Part 5

    • @lucakeyte5712
      @lucakeyte5712 2 года назад +3

      When a comment has over 2k likes, but this is the fifth reply 💀

  • @flxrxlflxwxrsforu
    @flxrxlflxwxrsforu Месяц назад +1

    i never knew i needed this in my life

  • @user-Kopai_
    @user-Kopai_ 2 года назад +32203

    Duck has been added to your inventory

  • @Prestonanderson118
    @Prestonanderson118 2 года назад +1238

    “People look at this duck and think that it doesn’t want to be picked up.”
    I look at the duck and think:
    “He’s got some nice red shoes💯.”

  • @jessikabain2101
    @jessikabain2101 2 года назад +1882

    “You may know walk with confidence knowing you are now holding a duck” XD

    • @enriquesanchez9016
      @enriquesanchez9016 2 года назад +39

      The "added to your inventory" part KILLED ME XD

    • @dustyrose01
      @dustyrose01 2 года назад +5

      @Enrique Sanchez
      Ya never know when it might come in handy. You gotta stay strapped 💯😎

    • @jellydogfish3249
      @jellydogfish3249 2 года назад

      @@dustyrose01 ikr

    • @the-under-dog2198
      @the-under-dog2198 2 года назад

      New blueprint acquired

  • @zom-zom2594
    @zom-zom2594 6 дней назад

    How could I not smile at such a cute duck?

  • @user-zy4xe9yt4o
    @user-zy4xe9yt4o 10 месяцев назад +1983

    Instructions way to clear: Now I have an army of ducks .

    • @torikeii
      @torikeii 10 месяцев назад +15

      yelan pfp, ong this is true love

    • @TheNobodyofYoutube
      @TheNobodyofYoutube 10 месяцев назад +16

      You know what to do.

    • @fdracnc
      @fdracnc 10 месяцев назад +7

      Good.

    • @frosty_shots343
      @frosty_shots343 9 месяцев назад +11

      you tamed the quacker emperor

    • @SufficeSlice
      @SufficeSlice 9 месяцев назад +1

      This is a really clever twist on ;Instructions unclear.

  • @LaurensxHamilton
    @LaurensxHamilton Год назад +1759

    Instructions unclear: The duck looked at me cutely from across the room and I gave it consent to pick me up

    • @200_Baguette
      @200_Baguette Год назад +31

      Oops

    • @rabbito_
      @rabbito_ Год назад +48

      Rookie mistake

    • @blackforest_fairy
      @blackforest_fairy Год назад +3

      So? Where is the problem? Is a duck not allowed to pick up and hold a human?

    • @HellishASE
      @HellishASE Год назад +1

      @@blackforest_fairy Bruh

    • @mailill
      @mailill Год назад +4

      Did you wiggle your tail? 🦆

  • @ishankapoor7290
    @ishankapoor7290 2 года назад +1522

    "Duck Has Been Added To Your Inventory" 😂

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 2 года назад +3

      😝😂💖

    • @ahri1363
      @ahri1363 2 года назад +5

      😅😅🤗 so true, place duck in duck nest

    • @starinland4526
      @starinland4526 2 года назад +3

      524 Likes and only 2 comments, Let Me Fix that

    • @1ndonlysibby
      @1ndonlysibby 2 года назад +2

      yessir

    • @cheddydoit
      @cheddydoit 2 года назад +1

      Duck is added to your pokedex

  • @mqjukeb0xgachaz17
    @mqjukeb0xgachaz17 22 дня назад

    this is the cutest, most heart-warming thing i've seen all day ❤ second place for cutest tho bc i saw some homemade cat stuff that was supercute (i put the words together on purpose)

  • @phantomphase6719
    @phantomphase6719 2 года назад +2754

    “You can now walk confidently knowing you are holding a duck”
    I’ll never walk more confidently in my life
    Edit: how tf did this get 2.6K likes, this is just a random comment on YT short titled “how to pick up a duck part 5” like what?

  • @MissKitae
    @MissKitae 2 года назад +1880

    This sounds so much easier than "Hi, duckie,"
    Nonverbals.

    • @anshuraut4091
      @anshuraut4091 2 года назад +1

      Bro how tf you got over 600 likes in 10 hours

    • @Ryzot
      @Ryzot 2 года назад +2

      @@anshuraut4091 you new to youtube?

    • @duckieduck3287
      @duckieduck3287 2 года назад +2

      I was summoned

    • @MissKitae
      @MissKitae 2 года назад

      @@duckieduck3287 omg.

  • @alyssa09485
    @alyssa09485 2 года назад +457

    I love the way he said:
    "And first.
    Impressions.
    Mattersoremembertosmile"

    • @1elevenweeks1
      @1elevenweeks1 2 года назад +5

      mattersoremembertosmile

    • @Levi_02
      @Levi_02 2 года назад

      mattersoremembertosmile

    • @Roger67164
      @Roger67164 2 года назад +1

      mattersorememberpedophile

    • @Hel15
      @Hel15 2 года назад

      mattersoremembertosmile

  • @asrieal
    @asrieal 5 дней назад +1

    I haven't bought the duck dlc yet, but ill make sure to remember this when get it.

  • @Lily.Hiragashi
    @Lily.Hiragashi 2 года назад +7203

    “If it wiggles it’s tail that is a clear sign of duck consent”
    Everyone: OH MY GOD

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 года назад +145

      Oh he knows what he said XD

    • @TaLization
      @TaLization 2 года назад +24

      i dont get it

    • @aetvrna
      @aetvrna 2 года назад

      @@TaLization intercourse

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 2 года назад +10

      Lmfao

    • @flowerhana__1
      @flowerhana__1 2 года назад +94

      @@TaLization "Duck consent" it's basically a non-rxpx joke.

  • @Ashlyn8306
    @Ashlyn8306 Год назад +1922

    This makes me feel like I'm reading a guide on how to interact with other humans

    • @thomasmergener6666
      @thomasmergener6666 Год назад +94

      you probably shouldn't tickle a stranger's belly

    • @Persephone3.14
      @Persephone3.14 Год назад +52

      ​@@thomasmergener6666 Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?

    • @georgeatkinson1210
      @georgeatkinson1210 Год назад +11

      Don't insult ducks like that bro..

    • @501Labsmusic
      @501Labsmusic Год назад +33

      A human shaking their backside does not mean consent. Learner the hard way #Happynewyearsfromprison

    • @chuchuokeke
      @chuchuokeke Год назад +4

      Been awhile i walked arm in arm with another human

  • @tymianecek_14
    @tymianecek_14 2 года назад +315

    "Duck added to inventory" got me laughing!🤣

    • @clapton79
      @clapton79 2 года назад

      and that 80s game music

  • @cassideepritchard1648
    @cassideepritchard1648 Месяц назад +1

    "Duck has been added to inventory"
    got me dead😂😂💀

  • @xxidcxx4244
    @xxidcxx4244 2 года назад +1143

    I can’t I lost it on how so calmly he said you are now holding a duck then the achievement music 😂

    • @shadow_td
      @shadow_td 2 года назад +14

      And the duck is added to your inventory 😂

    • @keshavandrukmini16
      @keshavandrukmini16 2 года назад +2

      YES YOU ARE RIGHT Shadow TD congratulations

    • @riverselive_kdmz_8458
      @riverselive_kdmz_8458 2 года назад

      @@shadow_td omg stop i laugh nooo its 12:43 am, 😂 the funny part was when he said now your holding a duck AND I WAS LIKE YEP IM TAKING IT HOME NOW! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😹😹😹😹

  • @chalupagrande8544
    @chalupagrande8544 2 года назад +1902

    “tickle the belly”…damn, that’s what I was missing

  • @Mrs.green175
    @Mrs.green175 2 года назад +1921

    "Duck has been added to your inventory"
    got me lmao💀

  • @zoethezebra302
    @zoethezebra302 2 месяца назад

    The duck’s smile is everything.

  • @ElMartiniz
    @ElMartiniz 6 месяцев назад +634

    “Why we should hire you?”
    “I can hold a duck”

  • @We1rdo16
    @We1rdo16 2 года назад +2226

    “Duck has been added to your inventory” has amazing and thats a real cute duck to 🦆

    • @ggindia9896
      @ggindia9896 2 года назад +3

      I gotta see the rest of these 🤣😋

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 2 года назад

      To and too are different words with different meanings, genius.

    • @jonathang.6813
      @jonathang.6813 2 года назад +3

      @@slappy8941 who?

    • @nar7470
      @nar7470 2 года назад +3

      @@slappy8941 asked

    • @jaythelap6089
      @jaythelap6089 2 года назад +2

      Press R2 to activate

  • @marvinthemartian4044
    @marvinthemartian4044 2 года назад +605

    The beginning of this just ending with "part 5. Consent." is hilarious enough to me🤣🤣

    • @wfefeefhh
      @wfefeefhh 2 года назад +4

      Dude my real name is Marvin Martian wtf are the chances

    • @marvinthemartian4044
      @marvinthemartian4044 2 года назад

      @@wfefeefhh 😳😉

  • @Caramel.Macchi
    @Caramel.Macchi 11 часов назад

    i love this so much 😭 i love ducks so much 😭

  • @monkish1197
    @monkish1197 2 года назад +146463

    Bro I was just chilling and I find this, and what do you mean this is part 5? 🤣😭

    • @wrinkletheduck
      @wrinkletheduck  2 года назад +16815

      The complete series (so far) is on my longform RUclips channel, watch the full videos by searching “how to pick up a duck” or going to my channel. New episodes coming soon! 🔜🦆🙌

    • @thepestilence7939
      @thepestilence7939 2 года назад +4055

      Good. Very good.

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 2 года назад +4244

      @@wrinkletheduck you. I like you.

    • @shane3428
      @shane3428 2 года назад +1900

      @@wrinkletheduck // the name of the channel alone made me subscribe without even finishing the video😂🫶🏼

    • @sarcasm5499
      @sarcasm5499 2 года назад +823

      SAME like- lmaoo i was just chilling in my bed and now i know how to properly hold a duck and have his consent SMH 😭

  • @nsgamingallen1308
    @nsgamingallen1308 Год назад +3284

    the tail wiggle is so goddamn adorable

  • @mrdoodle8229
    @mrdoodle8229 2 года назад +1742

    "Smile"
    Me: smile like a serial killer

  • @user-rd6tuYuf
    @user-rd6tuYuf 2 дня назад

    This is like a grad cook student explaining the works on a Chef and a Butcher.

  • @alessandrocostacoutinho7745
    @alessandrocostacoutinho7745 2 года назад +596

    ‘Read the signals’
    Duck: Starts twerking aggressively

  • @MemePizzas
    @MemePizzas 2 года назад +3101

    Instructions unclear: the duck is now asking for grapes

    • @matthewchau2481
      @matthewchau2481 2 года назад +217

      Offer him some lemonade instead

    • @techtonic9100
      @techtonic9100 2 года назад +175

      @@matthewchau2481Yeah. Then he’ll waddle away, waddle waddle.

    • @matthewchau2481
      @matthewchau2481 2 года назад +30

      @@techtonic9100 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @furballisticfinn6881
      @furballisticfinn6881 2 года назад +91

      @@techtonic9100 help he came back the very next day

    • @AnitaDaOk
      @AnitaDaOk 2 года назад

      Just wait him 'til the very next day

  • @aprilfrick1295
    @aprilfrick1295 2 года назад +1578

    “One might see a duck walking away like this and think”
    WATCH OUT FOR THE CAR!!

  • @tsaishreevardhan3368
    @tsaishreevardhan3368 17 дней назад

    That duck added to your inventory got me😂😂😂

  • @Uybak
    @Uybak 2 года назад +21690

    Instructions are.. rather unclear. Duck pooped on me, and threw me in a campfire. Then it picked me up, after that, it tried to rip me to scorched pieces with its *CHEESE* feet.

    • @alteria2714
      @alteria2714 2 года назад +403

      Oh no

    • @theMPrints
      @theMPrints 2 года назад +360

      Yes, the vid , is kind a fake , you must know that both end of the duck is dangerous .

    • @eshaantubegaming5811
      @eshaantubegaming5811 2 года назад +595

      I think you tried picking up a dragon

    • @Rbrnrntbetntybet
      @Rbrnrntbetntybet 2 года назад +117

      Relaxxx..play it cooL !

    • @lechatrelou6393
      @lechatrelou6393 2 года назад +220

      Don't mistaken and duck and a goose, one is only aggressive to everyone while the other is aggressive to absolutly everyone.

  • @blazewing2343
    @blazewing2343 Год назад +3127

    Instructions unclear: Now in committed relationship with duck.

    • @mateomoreno331
      @mateomoreno331 Год назад +94

      failed successfully

    • @vystema
      @vystema Год назад +82

      did you atleast wiggle your tail?

    • @-Boba-123-
      @-Boba-123- Год назад +14

      @@mateomoreno331 *WHAT*

    • @AJ-on-youtube
      @AJ-on-youtube Год назад +21

      There actually is a zookeeper who became pair-bonded to a crane after performing the mating ritual.

    • @blazewing2343
      @blazewing2343 Год назад +6

      @@AJ-on-youtube Neat

  • @link_lonk
    @link_lonk 2 года назад +890

    “Don’t forget to smile”
    If a duck walks up to me I won’t stop smiling

    • @mckenziegaming3824
      @mckenziegaming3824 2 года назад +4

      Ha ha me too I love ducks

    • @mr_duck4643
      @mr_duck4643 2 года назад +14

      *casually waddles over to you*

    • @DRPEBZ
      @DRPEBZ 2 года назад +2

      @@mr_duck4643 *pat*

    • @mr_duck4643
      @mr_duck4643 2 года назад +3

      @@DRPEBZ *smiles and wiggles tail happily*

    • @plasma2853
      @plasma2853 2 года назад +1

      @@DRPEBZ you know what to do. Take.The.Duck

  • @idk_huh-s2l
    @idk_huh-s2l 3 месяца назад +1

    this guy has made me make ducks my favorite animal 🦢

  • @devarshidalal3152
    @devarshidalal3152 2 года назад +1094

    Meanwhile in a duck universe: How to manipulate a human into tickling my belly

  • @MustyBoi_0249
    @MustyBoi_0249 2 года назад +989

    "And first, impressions. Are important so remember to smile!"

    • @244hzツ
      @244hzツ 2 года назад +7

      Nice, you watched the video.

    • @karthi220
      @karthi220 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @Ghostly2z
      @Ghostly2z 2 года назад +1

      Yeah we know we saw the video too

    • @RealizeYourGainz
      @RealizeYourGainz 2 года назад +8

      Comments r/whoosh

    • @nicoleknowlton6823
      @nicoleknowlton6823 2 года назад +2

      @@Ghostly2z yea we know we saw @The Godzilla Enthusiast's comment too

  • @hariranormal5584
    @hariranormal5584 Год назад +1455

    The tail wagging is so cute XDDD

    • @plantpot-kp1cj
      @plantpot-kp1cj Год назад +9

      I didn't know ducks could get tickled. I am now on a mission to find as many duck bellies as possible

    • @joeswanson5520
      @joeswanson5520 Год назад

      XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDD

    • @anoop1381
      @anoop1381 Год назад +1

      Now i want duck yoooo

    • @mvukovic5364
      @mvukovic5364 Год назад +1

      Im gonna pick up a duck bring it home and put it in an oven

    • @hariranormal5584
      @hariranormal5584 Год назад

      @@mvukovic5364 Rude.

  • @ruxandrarobu1303
    @ruxandrarobu1303 25 дней назад

    “CONSENT”
    reminds me of the cup of tea lesson

  • @gregjerry4110
    @gregjerry4110 Год назад +1893

    This is the kind of free education the internet was invented for.

    • @Theratsofus_5456
      @Theratsofus_5456 Год назад +8

      Why are we being taught to pick up a duck now?

    • @KaiserW-v8f
      @KaiserW-v8f Год назад +4

      ​@@Theratsofus_5456I have no idea

    • @laurencampbell2699
      @laurencampbell2699 Год назад +1

    • @gratefulgamer7907
      @gratefulgamer7907 Год назад +2

      @@Theratsofus_5456 there were very few people who took up the profession up until now, but now the duck grabber community is thriving.

    • @gabbymcgibson984
      @gabbymcgibson984 Год назад +3

      gooooood luck trying this with a wild duck. please film it.

  • @JHPIII
    @JHPIII 2 года назад +10339

    Mom: the internet is dangerous
    The internet:

    • @theboss-xq2ue
      @theboss-xq2ue 2 года назад +32

      Lmao

    • @DarkOminigiri
      @DarkOminigiri 2 года назад +50

      This is not the only thing the internet has to offer..

    • @sidedashh
      @sidedashh 2 года назад

      Yeah just forgot about the millions upon millions of pedophiles, negativity, racism, etc in comments of youtube

    • @estella4129
      @estella4129 2 года назад +65

      @@DarkOminigiri joke

    • @kaiheejeu
      @kaiheejeu 2 года назад +30

      @@DarkOminigiri and dangerous things arent the only it has to offer either

  • @sylent003
    @sylent003 2 года назад +762

    you : "pick a duck" " its a shiny one!" "achivement shiny duck obtained"

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 2 года назад +7

      Your friend: "hold on, that ain't a duck, that's a swan"

    • @thecameraman2558
      @thecameraman2558 2 года назад

      @@curseds0ldier *achievement unlocked your duck picking up life has ended*

    • @Sherk104
      @Sherk104 2 года назад

      Shiny psyduck

  • @Quacker-duck
    @Quacker-duck 22 дня назад

    You are actually a professional! Thanks for telling other humans how to pick up a duck correctly! Some humans picked me up LIKE A HUMAN BABY!!! >:( like my neck hurts and if you hold ducks like that, it doesn't hurt! But we do get a little confused how you hold us but after a few seconds, we can feel more comfortable :)

  • @saniaparween7477
    @saniaparween7477 Год назад +966

    I don't need therapy, I just need to hold a duck.

    • @Luvias0415
      @Luvias0415 Год назад +7

      So long as you don't burn and or freeze it to death, it'll be the best therapy duck for all your daddy problem needs : D
      That or just pick up a green scrub.

    • @WasiulWahid-ot7cj
      @WasiulWahid-ot7cj Год назад +5

      yes.

    • @browhat4008
      @browhat4008 Год назад

      @@Luvias0415 what the fuck did I just read

    • @payalgupta9622
      @payalgupta9622 Год назад +2

      Sounds very cute, but literally nothing can substitute therapy🙂, i wish you good health

    • @wannabelyx2496
      @wannabelyx2496 Год назад +1

      And now you can

  • @Eml_18-t7x
    @Eml_18-t7x 2 года назад +2672

    “MOM CAN WE GO TO THE POND I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO DO”

    • @Shadow_YT267
      @Shadow_YT267 2 года назад +10

      No comments? Lemme fix that

    • @luminisant
      @luminisant 2 года назад +9

      No comments? Lemme fix that

    • @sriramkannan2592
      @sriramkannan2592 2 года назад +7

      No comments? Lemme fix that

    • @kaeya6463
      @kaeya6463 2 года назад +7

      Well

    • @kaeya6463
      @kaeya6463 2 года назад +12

      Here's a real comment rest all are narrative

  • @20timka123
    @20timka123 14 дней назад

    this man is the single reason i like ducks

  • @lady_pufferfish
    @lady_pufferfish 9 месяцев назад +3563

    **1x Duck has been added to inventory**

    • @yuni2397
      @yuni2397 8 месяцев назад +14

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @SWT_CadenTheBaden
      @SWT_CadenTheBaden 8 месяцев назад +77

      (Press Y to consume Duck)

    • @ASTRO-ym8lz
      @ASTRO-ym8lz 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@SWT_CadenTheBadennah I’m good

    • @JacobLisoff
      @JacobLisoff 8 месяцев назад +11

      💀​@@SWT_CadenTheBaden

    • @pressstart198
      @pressstart198 8 месяцев назад +17

      * Achievement Complete: Add a Duck to your Inventory*

  • @swissscandal1567
    @swissscandal1567 2 года назад +254

    “ You may now walk with confidence knowing you are now holding a duck “
    LMFAO 🤣

    • @pantherman8719
      @pantherman8719 2 года назад

      Dee da dee da duh duh deeeeee!

    • @window4875
      @window4875 2 года назад

      You now have duck in your inventory

  • @jolibangeles5964
    @jolibangeles5964 2 года назад +627

    "Duck tails wiggling"
    "That duck wants to get picked up"

  • @beautifullyaligned
    @beautifullyaligned День назад

    Thank you. I needed this confidence boost