join this discord discord.gg/xbucbnA to make the people's republic prosper also watch florius vid for the DIRECTORS CUT: ruclips.net/video/CWqx6nHgJSk/видео.html
The average Byzantium run is getting fucked over by the AI in the Ottoman war, barely winning, then proceeding to take revenge on each of the AI nations that helped you in the initial war over the course of a few hundred years.
My schitzoid byzantine runs always end with high corruption & a union with a very unhappy moscovy, idk why but its pure and utter suffering and I cant stop myself from playing them over and over- for rome.
@@Dumdragoon I've gotten it in nearly every long term Byz run I've done, lmao. It nation ruins me since the war for the union is always deadly AF then they are never happy since they always have more power than me. Then some MF like Mamlukes, Spain, France or Bongistan support their independence.
Playing as Byzantium and Georgia to help rebuild the Roman Empire? Cringe, too easy, historically inaccurate. Playing as Byzantium and Byzantium and show how it really would be like? Based, hard and fun, historically accurate.
I love how the dysfunctionality of EU4 co-op as the sanity of the players collectively breaks down is actually a perfectly historical portrayal of the absolute schizophrenia that was Byzantine politics.
@@Dumdragoon I wrote wrote a pretty long, mean and stupid comment on your Byzantium for idiots video about how the zoomer ass editing (It just occurred to me as well that it was probably an intentional joke. Was that the case?) really really pisses me off. It's probably something most people don't mention or care about. I'm sure there's a lot of people who do genuinely enjoy that style of editing much more than older school editing seen in your older videos. I'm talking like 2019 old school here, which is already depressing. My main problem with that style of editing is that it's fucking everywhere now. The reason I tied this in with the whole 88 thing because I find this corruption much more unsettling, troubling, and personally annoying for me than any other form of corruption. What the fuck do I care if all our governments and gods are lies, I can't watch Dragoon videos the editing style I like anymore. So I'm trying to say man, you make really genuinely good content, I watch your shit all the time, that's the only thing that would get me to stop, going full tilt on the zoomie editing. I don't even blame you or your editor or anything, fuck trend chasing is how you get popular on youtube. The result of that just sucks bruh. TL:DR; Don't chase the trends down that muddy hill. You'll slip and break your fucking neck on it. You make great content and I don't want that to happen to you.
You know, rome always had 2 consuls, you are missing a 3rd coop that comes in the darkest hour for like 12 month ticks, saves the country and then leaves
There's at least one instance in Roman history of an army being lead by two Consuls who disagreed about how to war so hard that one of them just took over the command and suicided the army out of spite. Very historically accurate run, 10/10
2:30 Did you set your army to "allow attaching"? Because when I do, my AI allies always do attach themselves, not wander into distance. Learn the game you're playing, please.
join this discord discord.gg/xbucbnA to make the people's republic prosper
also watch florius vid for the DIRECTORS CUT: ruclips.net/video/CWqx6nHgJSk/видео.html
A pretty good sub-mod for EU4's ante bellum mod is called lost world. It let's you reforge various different empires.
This is a historically accurate representation of how the double consul system worked
Glad we were able to portray it
Least dysfunctional EU4 co-op nation be lile:
Absolutely fantastic seeing the struggles and banter that comes up during these specific kind of runs
glad u enjoyed
It has been an honor!
THE HONOR IS ALL MINE
Unexpected collab, the senate would be proud
Yooo heil the king of Avustralia
@@Dumdragoon *Honour
Irl Greek financial LARP in the first 15 seconds, amazing.
we gotta stay true to source material
*"This can be done automatically when you run out of money"*
One day the numbers will go green...
The average Byzantium run is getting fucked over by the AI in the Ottoman war, barely winning, then proceeding to take revenge on each of the AI nations that helped you in the initial war over the course of a few hundred years.
yep thats what we did, noone shall live
i wish i can watch this video everyday of my life
I wish i could watch you every day of my life
Gays
@@kepsua nah they are gay
@@kepsuaits not gay if its for your homies
>Hets a Habsburg ruler
>Immediately gets a PU
Why does that always happen?
Everyones related to each other thats why hahaha
@@Dumdragoon💀💀💀
You WILL play the HOI4 WW1 mod or there will be the most dire consequences on you and your family
Good idea
@@plssubscribe-i4s Im not playing around. I have been waiting for that vid for 6 months.
oof
@@Dumdragoon better hurry up lil bro
Keep waiting lil bro
Ah, you played with the King of my great nation of Australia-Hungary! What an honour!
Brooo, you brought me a tornado !! of nostalgia by that Age of Empires DS soundtrack at the start 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
its a masterpiece of a game
My schitzoid byzantine runs always end with high corruption & a union with a very unhappy moscovy, idk why but its pure and utter suffering and I cant stop myself from playing them over and over- for rome.
Muscovy union would have been huge
@@Dumdragoon I've gotten it in nearly every long term Byz run I've done, lmao.
It nation ruins me since the war for the union is always deadly AF then they are never happy since they always have more power than me. Then some MF like Mamlukes, Spain, France or Bongistan support their independence.
good to see a fellow schizo. I literally only play as the byzantines.
“How much debt are we in” *Bleeding cash* “Nvm don’t look at that” EU4 Byz start moment
Yup
Dragoon if you call yourself a true Austrian patriot you must have the first EU5 video be about forming Austria
ok bet
no comet sighted 😔
😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Playing as Byzantium and Georgia to help rebuild the Roman Empire? Cringe, too easy, historically inaccurate.
Playing as Byzantium and Byzantium and show how it really would be like? Based, hard and fun, historically accurate.
yep, only multiple emperors can restore rome to shit
@@Dumdragoon Clearly what Rome needs is 5 more emperors. Then it’ll work
Historically accurate Roman consul system
Two-Basileus System in action
Yeeees
I never stop enjoying myself of brutally edging to your videos, live, laugh, dragoon!!!
Im gooooooning
This video was blessed. The Hapsburgs ruling two out of the three Romes, the constant loans and corruption, and the “unified” leadership of the empire
Only with unity can the realm prosper hahaha
This video is such a vibe
It's been a long time since I've been this funny. i wish you'll make more such absurd videos. send some love to you and florius
Thanks man, means a lot :-) these longer MP videos are the most fin to make and watch to me!
I love how the dysfunctionality of EU4 co-op as the sanity of the players collectively breaks down is actually a perfectly historical portrayal of the absolute schizophrenia that was Byzantine politics.
We larping
*Sees intro*
We are coming Mr. John D. Goon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey uh, great video, I like the old editing style so much better.
hey! thanks for the input, from which video specifically?
@@Dumdragoon I wrote wrote a pretty long, mean and stupid comment on your Byzantium for idiots video about how the zoomer ass editing (It just occurred to me as well that it was probably an intentional joke. Was that the case?) really really pisses me off. It's probably something most people don't mention or care about. I'm sure there's a lot of people who do genuinely enjoy that style of editing much more than older school editing seen in your older videos. I'm talking like 2019 old school here, which is already depressing.
My main problem with that style of editing is that it's fucking everywhere now. The reason I tied this in with the whole 88 thing because I find this corruption much more unsettling, troubling, and personally annoying for me than any other form of corruption. What the fuck do I care if all our governments and gods are lies, I can't watch Dragoon videos the editing style I like anymore. So I'm trying to say man, you make really genuinely good content, I watch your shit all the time, that's the only thing that would get me to stop, going full tilt on the zoomie editing. I don't even blame you or your editor or anything, fuck trend chasing is how you get popular on youtube. The result of that just sucks bruh.
TL:DR; Don't chase the trends down that muddy hill. You'll slip and break your fucking neck on it. You make great content and I don't want that to happen to you.
@@seiban8455 Thank you for the long and thought out content. Im trying to stay true to my style always
@@Dumdragoon Great to hear man, I'm looking forward to your future videos
Dragoon just casually leaving in 2 minutes of silence at the end of the video like the chad he is
Cue the sigma male music
I love watching the shenanigans
i love you watching
3:33 i recently got eu4 cuz of this channel and in my first game i did the exact same shit while wondering why mil tech was so hard to get lmao
yep, getting owned by ai will teach you too
In my first eu4 game did same thing and got clapped by Ethiopians with dang spears as Ottomans (I also attacked them on mountains)
Its 7k tl in turkey i cant buy 😢 😥
@@Muhammedali-lk1cs why live
@@BoredDomino idk man all of my friends try to "you know thing" idk but they dumbass always survive lmao
10/10 choice in soundtrack, I love monster house PTSD
*stealing from the shop/fighting criminals PTSD
You mixed those up. I guess the trauma can't have been that bad for you then.
Hahahaha
@@3st3st77 Please don't invalidate my trauma, it has clearly made me stupid
finally
another dose of HabsGooner 😩
Ooooooo im habsGOONING
Truly one of the Greek moments of time
You know, rome always had 2 consuls, you are missing a 3rd coop that comes in the darkest hour for like 12 month ticks, saves the country and then leaves
Trueeee the Dictator
@@Dumdragoonthats zlewwik with failsafing ruined campaigns
Another absolute banger
thank you king
Another piplup enjoyer maybe?
This is what the AI is doing under the hood
yup accurate representation
There's at least one instance in Roman history of an army being lead by two Consuls who disagreed about how to war so hard that one of them just took over the command and suicided the army out of spite.
Very historically accurate run, 10/10
Hahaha was that during the punic wars by any chance?
@@Dumdragoon Yeah, good ol' Cannae
@@Sleelan thought so yeah
You had me at Mamluks
hehehe
The bane of all lords in the middle ages, the Jews😂
It is known
‘They are coming.’
Yeah, through a sheet.
as should be
Dragoon videooo, PRAISE BEE!
praise the editing gods!!
2:07 I say this every campaign ngl
Truer words had never been spoken
how do you have low crownlands at the age of absolutism man 😭
cause im giving all land back to the people
BRO NO WAY YOU ARE USING AGE OF EMPIRES DS MUSIC
ofc that game was a big part of my childhood lol
@@Dumdragoon bruh I have never heard anyone ever mention that game i'm glad to see others remember it lmao.
I would loan 5 dollars to rome if they needed it
Preach brother
I thought you and Florius were the same person
We are
Funniest eu4 youtuber
8:00 Oh yes, if you send more people into the gold mines you cant invent better boats
cant have everything
how did you make a client state in the 1400's?
Byzantium can, its the Pronoia system thing
@@Dumdragoon oh, nice
do more mp/co-op videos pls
i will
Yessss
Yeeees
2:27 absolute dog crap 🎩🧐🇬🇧
i turn british when im angry
Wait, did they change it so client states are created from day 1?
I haven't played in a while
Only for byzantium really! Its the pronoia system gov reform afaik
@@Dumdragoon Holy based
Whats the music that start playing at 5:22
ruclips.net/video/__QdAxqBi5Y/видео.html&pp=ygUOcG9ra2Ugb3N0IG1oZnU%3D this
@@Dumdragoon Thanks
why is this in 480p
gonna take a minute
I love rome i love rome i love rome i love rome i love rome i love rome *takes pill* i love rome
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE
@@Dumdragoon *takes pill* what is rome?
Yeah
Yeah
Nah
This was funny.
Thanks
2:30
Did you set your army to "allow attaching"? Because when I do, my AI allies always do attach themselves, not wander into distance. Learn the game you're playing, please.
Yeah I did. The Ai does whatever the fuck it wants and theres not a lot to learn. Eu4 is not rocket science lmao
@@Dumdragoon well kinda seems like your AI is different from mine, I dunno.
What's up with the comments about Jews? 🧐
Wdym :-)
@@Dumdragoon Do I need to be concerned about your political views lil buddy?
WOW AND NOT ME???
@@Dumdragoon You too but even more if you admit Prussian supremacy
I do not get it. How did you...I am so bad at this game. I do not understand anything. I hate it.
fix quality
gonna need a minute
@@Dumdragoon it ok now 👍