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I am totally in shock after this revelation! Can somebody pls hold my hand tonight or at least say a little prayer?(don't waste much time and effort because i am fat and ugly and live in a poor village in Lappland, FIN).
Her family too! I'm sick of this idea that when someone makes a mistake, only they should be held accountable. Everyone that helped shape who that person is, should suffer the consequences!
Ya damn right! Parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters, kids - wipe the whole damn bloodline off the planet! Gotta tear that white privilege out at the roots!
Black people should be played by Asian people. Asian people need to be played by Latino people. Latino people should be played by Indian people. White people should be played by Golden Retrievers.
Tim is the best, so underrated and it’s too bad because his style and type of humor is exactly what this country needs right now. If he had more exposure he would blow the F up!!
Cause he’s smart and has a unique sense of dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Love him. When he said that barely any women watch his show I was like “WHAT?!?” WE ARE HERE AND LOVE YOUR CONTENT.
"I'm really excited about the amount of people who are outting themselves as problematic....PUT.HER.IN.JAIL!!!" Best rant of the month, I am in stitches 🤣😂🤣🙌
"For too long I've sat on the sidelines while cartoonists have destroyed the fabric of American society." How can you even think such a thing, let alone say it, without breaking into hysterical laughter. TD is the best.
Plus seeing Tim's facial expressions and seeing his interactions with Ben. Tim just gets bitchy about the whole, his viewers wanting video, thing. Audio is ok. But video is way better. It enhances the listening experience.
By Slate's woke standard they need to hire a half black half Jewish woman (the rarest kind), that's also an actor, that's also comedic, that's also within vocal range of a child. Sounds super simple.
@@mammadyousefi8627 Not even, there is one person who fits all of those boxes (Hadish) but her career is too hot to do a semi-popular cartoon on Netflix. Hence the line "sounds super simple" to find a replacement. The character being recast is a huge nerd and Hadish only does her one zany black chick character so she wouldn't even work as replacement even if she would do the show, which she wouldn't. Whoopi Goldberg is close but her voice is too low and gruff to play a child. There is not a single person that can live up to State's standard and also play the caracter correctly, or no one that comes to minds immediately.
@@talibanchristian When you invest in Sinaloa you buy their protection so shit like that doesn't happen like that to your cousin. It's like Mexican Life insurance.
I hope 10 years from now, Tim will release the uncut versions of his podcasts... i bet they cut some amazing hilarious bits & rants to prevent getting canceled on youtube. 10 years from now Tim Dillon will be a comedy legend!
@Mike Knight her special looked like the same level of physical comedy Charlie Chaplin did 100 years ago, but big mouth is funny she just voices a character Nick kroll let's the show get wild
Not Joey Diaz who always says tremendous? Trying to jack a word, from a comedian, in a comment section, where the viewers watch comedy... kinda weird. Some people.
She evaporated black people 😮😮. Everything about tim is great the hand movements during this made me laugh just as much as anything else. Mans a legend
Ben deserves a lot of credit for holding it together as well as he does. I’d ruin this podcast with my annoying ass laugh, if I was his producer. Tim’s perspective & sense of humor has been so great, throughout all of this insanity. I look forward to seeing him live, whenever he’s able to do a proper tour again.
Man, I'm LOVING this one. It's time to call out the utter insanity. I'm tired of watching rich white people (or the sons and daughters of rich white people) flay themselves about nothing because they think that it makes them look like GREAT PEOPLE.
Apart from George Carlin, Tim Dillon is one of the funniest people ever utter to a sound. I have pretty bad ocd that really makes me uncomfortable/anxious, but watching tim just be tim is like an hour with my therapist which is excruciatingly expensive, but laughing at this video is free, and I like that, a lot. I'll take a free laugh from tim any day vs a whole in my wallet just to smile. Thank You Tim Dillon, take this comment as you may, but know you're helping the mental health community despite how much you tease your mother, which of course is part of your act, and is why I love you. You get me laughing at myself and that's all anyone can ask for, especially in this fucked up alien war were in: The invisible monster vs death vs equality vs cops vs EVERYONE, and I say fuck all the shit. GO TIM DILLON. peace bitches.
He’s so underrated. There are a lot of great comedians right now, but he consistently cracks me up unlike any other. Super smart and super funny with a pretty dark and unique sense of humor. New favorite comic right now. Thanks Joe Rogan for introducing me to this greatness! And Tim you have a lot of female fans as much as you think it’s mostly men.
Tim please, give us #Precious If anyone can do it, it is you. "I would never do blackface" You have created the perfect opportunity to do blackface This would be peak humor. You already stated a reasonable position on why blackface is bad. So you're allowed to do it... but only if we all know you're joking 🤦🏾♂️💁🏾♂️🙅🏿🙅🏻♀️🙅♂️🙅🏿♂️
This is so so so important!! 2:30 (how serious and composed he keeps his face is absolutely priceless) true comedy! I can’t stop laughing, literally 5th time watching this!
Hey Tim and crew, I hope you are all well as we go through this inflection point. You're all awesome and i have much love for the work you do! I'm going to become a father early 2021. People like you help keep my attention focused on the right things, and what I need to do for myself and those around me.
Lmao at the fuct advert - irritated that it’s half polyester, that there’s no promo codes, that it’s made in Honduras hahaha… and they still sponsor him! LOL gold
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I killed Epstien
Anonymous blows my mind when comics incessantly reference turning down fan ideas and fans still do it. Lol. Just let Tim do what he does lol
Everything on fuct.com is sold out, Tim underestimates his hypebeast follwing.
Lets hope this Yellowface cultural appropriation you admitted to doesn't hit maintstream
@Anonymous can you retype that... Broken English no good
She also wrote her apology with WHITE letters on top of a BLACK background. Seems a bit supremacist to me
Silas Ash coming forward with this revelation is so stunning and brave. Thank you for being an ally.
Clearly a subliminal message of white supremacy. I’m terrified
I am totally in shock after this revelation! Can somebody pls hold my hand tonight or at least say a little prayer?(don't waste much time and effort because i am fat and ugly and live in a poor village in Lappland, FIN).
I had my buddy listen to Tim and he didn't get the humor. Later found out he's a mossad agent and also Ghislaine Maxwell's PR manager.
@ElementalMaker how do I keep finding you on my favorite podcasts?! Keep up the good work
@@spencermanyet5336 I'm a Tim Dillon fanatic 😁
@@ElementalMaker oh really? How many ridge wallets have you bought. 20? 50? 100?
@@spencermanyet5336 my whole channel is just a Ridge wallet laundering operation for Tim.
GOD DAMN HIM
This opening is Tim Dillon on god mode
#Brilliant⭐️
While we're living in 2020, he's living in 2040.
@@potatoburgler1 He's a brilliant satirist. He'll be in the books
😂🤣😂
He’s the best when he just goes off, lol.
Tim's ad reads are better than most podcasts' actual content.
This is a fact. We need compilations just of his ads
agreed, they're the only ones I actually listen to
A HUNDRED PERCENT.
Tim should do an all ad episode, an all episode series… a patron exclusive ad.. He’ll make more money and we’ll love it.
Fresh approach. Disruptive advertising rocking the boring establishment.
Her family too! I'm sick of this idea that when someone makes a mistake, only they should be held accountable. Everyone that helped shape who that person is, should suffer the consequences!
Ya damn right! Parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters, kids - wipe the whole damn bloodline off the planet! Gotta tear that white privilege out at the roots!
Uhm... That's totally not a slippery slope
Are you being serious right now?🤔
My bad! I’m drunk and stupid! Lol my man
@@christopherconicella4285 Well, now you gotta go too!
Anyone watching this after Ben left trying to remember the golden days? I wish him well
I heard the show fell off recently
@CatnamedMittens nah the new episode with the 23 year old who looks 8 was pretty good
We wish him well
I am.
@@CatnamedMittens I also have a cat named mittens, I didn’t name her
Black people should be played by Asian people. Asian people need to be played by Latino people. Latino people should be played by Indian people. White people should be played by Golden Retrievers.
Funny twist there
WOOF!
Ruff ruff
Big friccen factuals my guy
I always wondered why I like putting the newspaper in my mouth
"You don't get a gender anymore. You're a planet."
Brilliant.
When Tim Dillon yells he is just like Alex Jones when he yells. Talented. Life in the big city.
It would be great to see him do a short scetch as alex jones
When he said he thought we were all spending our money on opiates, it hit me so hard in the feels I stained my pants with the tinfoil.
The industrial base of the country is over
ITS A KNIFE FIGHT
Life in the big city! Lol
"I don't want to be this way, but I am."
Brilliant.
The repeat was a chefs kiss
Tim is the best, so underrated and it’s too bad because his style and type of humor is exactly what this country needs right now. If he had more exposure he would blow the F up!!
They’ll try and shut him down. Sad
The world needs it
He gets huge views for a comedy podcast. Arguably one of the biggest.
Well... some spaces are starting to free up
he’s not under rated just because you just discovered him
Is Tim Dillion the only gay comic to not have their whole act based around the gay ? Yes he is and is a funny guy.
I only think I’ve heard him actually say he’s gay like once & made like one gay joke
Thats because hes not a hack 😂😂
Because he IS funny he doesnt have to.
@@leorickt.9604 I agree playa
Cause he’s smart and has a unique sense of dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Love him. When he said that barely any women watch his show I was like “WHAT?!?” WE ARE HERE AND LOVE YOUR CONTENT.
I'm commenting to boost the standing of this content in the algorithm
Honest work. :)
I support you
Good work Son
based and redpilled
We're with you brother
"I'm really excited about the amount of people who are outting themselves as problematic....PUT.HER.IN.JAIL!!!" Best rant of the month, I am in stitches 🤣😂🤣🙌
Pure gold
"I am Tim Dillon the only comedian left in LA" pure gold.
And he’s right
Didy2112 iConcur😷
The only comedian left with any integrity.
The only comedian left
*not in jail for sexual misconduct
"For too long I've sat on the sidelines while cartoonists have destroyed the fabric of American society."
How can you even think such a thing, let alone say it, without breaking into hysterical laughter. TD is the best.
Jenny Slate also voiced a deceptive sheep in Zootopia. sheep should be calling her out soon for animal appropriation.
Her grandfather was married to a sheep so she was able to justify it
Was it a black sheep? I've heard that many celebs have been accused of black sheep face lately.
john doe we must battle
Perfect. Sheep, not for jumping on the wagon and calling out her so obvious white supremacy but for voicing the white, and black sheep
Yiff
Puts the sponsor's hat on "I really wanna die."
Now that's how you keep a sponsor!
Ben quietly cackling. The best
He represents us all
Not so quietly
Hahaha how can he sit there with a straight face
@@boglot big time over-laugher
The worst. You might come here to watch a leprous hetero square, but I come here to consume quality content & comedy.
Tim needed 2 legal notepads so that he could write down absolutely nothing.
Those are his notes for the show...
fake business at its finest
My daily life
It's called fake legal. A more risky exciting fake business.
It's all over. At least we have our Ridge wallets
Tim did say ot could be used as a wealon! Lol i need to get me one
Damn I never bought one but boy I wish I did
You know the saying: "dont bring a ridge wallet to a knife fight! "
And Blue Chew. Apocalyptic bonertime.
They'll have to pry my ridge wallet that I used the code TIM to purchase from my cold, dead hands
The single longest ad I’ve ever heard, just keeps repeating “FUCKD GO TO IT” 😂
Tim Dillon, the Walter Cronkite of The Apocalypse
Dude...yep.
nailed it! on the head
Life in the big city...and that's the way it is.
theotherkangaroo it’s a real knife fight out here folks
More like Andy Rooney
Ben's face while losing it around 10:15 is why we need the video feed.
Plus seeing Tim's facial expressions and seeing his interactions with Ben. Tim just gets bitchy about the whole, his viewers wanting video, thing. Audio is ok. But video is way better. It enhances the listening experience.
Tim “I’m doing a blackface tour in China” Dillon
The Green Mountain Originals sub prime loans for everyone.
By Slate's woke standard they need to hire a half black half Jewish woman (the rarest kind), that's also an actor, that's also comedic, that's also within vocal range of a child. Sounds super simple.
You mean tiffany haddish?
BRING IN LENNY KRAVITZ
Eric Andre ftw
@@mammadyousefi8627
Not even, there is one person who fits all of those boxes (Hadish) but her career is too hot to do a semi-popular cartoon on Netflix. Hence the line "sounds super simple" to find a replacement. The character being recast is a huge nerd and Hadish only does her one zany black chick character so she wouldn't even work as replacement even if she would do the show, which she wouldn't.
Whoopi Goldberg is close but her voice is too low and gruff to play a child. There is not a single person that can live up to State's standard and also play the caracter correctly, or no one that comes to minds immediately.
@canucksfan94
That's a good one. She fits all the boxes for sure. But she's about as black as Obama.
It’s only a matter of time before polo becomes a sponsor
Haha, tim loves Ralph Lauren. All he wears.
That would be dope
They already disavowed Tim. 😓
This track has a Polo shout.
😁
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BURN THE WHOLE THING DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BURN IT AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tim Dillon is literally the only person who does funny as fuck ads. That Fuct bit had me dying.
So does come town
I am a reservist, we just received orders to deploy, Jenny Slate must be stopped.
She's also been accused of stolen valor
The industrial base of the country is over
🤣
@ThatMovieGuy Does The Small Screen hahaha I'm sure he isn't
God speed!
Tim’s podcasts are the hardest I’ve laughed in years, yes, i lead a lackluster life. regardless, he’s hilarious.
Best show in all the land. Be safe, folks. It's a knife fight out there.
best program in the big city
@@Derek_Keenan do you understand?
@@centurionl understand what?
Absolutely priceless when Tim puts on the Fuct hat in the middle of the ad read and just flatly says, *"I want to die"*
Tim is the hilarious voice of reason.
I love this show. Tim just raging and saying the most blasphemous things and his producer constantly face in hands laughing. I love it
7 minutes in and it’s already a stunning estate. #Death4JennySlate
“ I really wanna die “ Tim Dillon is literally the funniest comedian in the world
"You don't get a gender when you're a trillionaire you don't get a gender anymore you're a planet"
I can’t believe you really got the sinaloa cartel as a sponsor, I know I will be buying!
The Sinaloa cartel murdered my cousin so I was hesitant to buy their products, but you can't beat the quality.
@@talibanchristian When you invest in Sinaloa you buy their protection so shit like that doesn't happen like that to your cousin. It's like Mexican Life insurance.
That fuct ad was funnier than any other current comedians act
I hope 10 years from now, Tim will release the uncut versions of his podcasts... i bet they cut some amazing hilarious bits & rants to prevent getting canceled on youtube. 10 years from now Tim Dillon will be a comedy legend!
Either that or he will be in a re-education camp, depending who wins the culture war. It's not looking good so far...
Jesus, the intro had me in tears.
Tell em Tim! Expose each and every one of these bad actors! Lock em up 🔒!!!
How did Netflix allow that Jenny Slate situation to carry on for as long as it did?
I know i am so shocked. Netflix should delete itself and donate all its money to PoC immediately
@Mike Knight her special looked like the same level of physical comedy Charlie Chaplin did 100 years ago, but big mouth is funny she just voices a character Nick kroll let's the show get wild
Netflix doesn't care until someone raises their hand.
I need Tim Dillion every day! Do it every day, you could so easily do it, you're too good at this!!!!!!
Nobody makes me laugh like Tim. Tremendous stuff!
Timendous!
Not Joey Diaz who always says tremendous? Trying to jack a word, from a comedian, in a comment section, where the viewers watch comedy... kinda weird. Some people.
Brendon Fraser I bet you know everything about podcasts
Brendon Fraser thanks you for looking out for me man. I appreciate it. Have a tremendous day brother 👊
Cameron thanks for having my back brother! Respect man 👊
She evaporated black people 😮😮. Everything about tim is great the hand movements during this made me laugh just as much as anything else. Mans a legend
Lol at Ben trying not to laugh when Tim starts ripping his own sponsors
James Earl Jones voiced Darth Vader in Star Wars - a white guy. I’m waiting for my apology.
Ben deserves a lot of credit for holding it together as well as he does. I’d ruin this podcast with my annoying ass laugh, if I was his producer. Tim’s perspective & sense of humor has been so great, throughout all of this insanity. I look forward to seeing him live, whenever he’s able to do a proper tour again.
Things will change, other comedians will come along. But right now, he is the best.
John Roberts, and Dan Mintz need to be put in prison for voicing female characters on Bob's Burgers.
Lock her up!
RIGHT TO JAIL!
Forget prison. Send them right to the military 🤣🤣🤣
Lose their freedom. They are betraying women's rights
GODDAMN THEM!!!!
This is legit my 11th tym listening to this episode since it was posted LMFAO... I can't seem to get enough of it!?
Man, I'm LOVING this one. It's time to call out the utter insanity.
I'm tired of watching rich white people (or the sons and daughters of rich white people) flay themselves about nothing because they think that it makes them look like GREAT PEOPLE.
When he said “are they eating the makeup” I lost my shit!
This is PURE GOLD. I laughed waaaay to hard in the beginning.
The first 6’ are Oscar winning monologue (when awards meant something, anyways)
PURE GOLD!
Tim Dillon is literally the only Podcaster that makes me forget I'm listening to ads
The Limbaugh version of Tim came to this recording.
Tim Dillon is the most important comedian of this moment in history
Slate also portrayed a clam in her animated series! Is she going to apologize to all the erasure of clams jobs she stole from!?!?
Imgain all out of work clams! Lol
I am guilty of clam face.😓
@Goodim Glad a blue fish at that!!!
Apart from George Carlin, Tim Dillon is one of the funniest people ever utter to a sound. I have pretty bad ocd that really makes me uncomfortable/anxious, but watching tim just be tim is like an hour with my therapist which is excruciatingly expensive, but laughing at this video is free, and I like that, a lot. I'll take a free laugh from tim any day vs a whole in my wallet just to smile. Thank You Tim Dillon, take this comment as you may, but know you're helping the mental health community despite how much you tease your mother, which of course is part of your act, and is why I love you. You get me laughing at myself and that's all anyone can ask for, especially in this fucked up alien war were in: The invisible monster vs death vs equality vs cops vs EVERYONE, and I say fuck all the shit. GO TIM DILLON. peace bitches.
It’s 3 am now for me, I’m munching out on beef jerky while listening to this. This is privilege
cool way to say you're rich, eating beef jerky and all
He’s so underrated. There are a lot of great comedians right now, but he consistently cracks me up unlike any other. Super smart and super funny with a pretty dark and unique sense of humor. New favorite comic right now. Thanks Joe Rogan for introducing me to this greatness! And Tim you have a lot of female fans as much as you think it’s mostly men.
Tim is the voice of reason who keeps me sane with these weekly gifts he drops on us. Thank you Tim
jefree star looks like the things that childrens nightmares are mad of....
The FUCT ad was great
"DON'T make a face!...What have Polynesians done for you??" peak Tim comedy
Going more woke is the best advice to beat this thing.
One of my favorite parts of this podcast is watching his reoccurring guest get destroyed with laughter. He reminds me of me around my funny friends.
The episode that caused the secret service to take a keen eyed interest in one Mr Tim Dillon!
Listening to Tim Dillons podcast while driving makes you feel like you're in GTA
I'd like to see kump on the show soon. Thanks.
I love how this is Tim just having a full on rant with himself. 5 mins in and I’m like here he gowwww
I just happened by chance to open the YT app and boom. Released 2 minutes ago!
Tim I miss these old episodes of your deranged rants so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So glad I found this podcast to vocalise the end of the world for me.
Every week is a new banger keep it going Tim Dillon and Ben you guys are my all-time favorites endless laughter on Sundays or Saturday nights 💪😁
Ben going into epileptic laughing fits, is the best.
Lmao I love how the other dude has to grip his head to keep from laughing so hard!!! Lmfao it's every show too!!! I'd truly piss myself
Tim is the only comedian in 2020 who could pull off blackface.
Next episode: Tim , Ben and a guest....all in blackface, the guest is Chris d'elia, not once does he address the allegations.
So a white kid decides that now lmao
BURN THE WHOLE THING DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BURN IT AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I am a truly upset person
And will enlist for the good of the country
Tims humor is classic and brilliant! My new favorite show and I’m binging watching him now!
"Jeffrey Star owns Saturn!" Im dying lmao!!!
"I want the Bin Laden shirt, and I want it now!!" ~ Veruca Salt (played by Tim Dillon) 2020
What a stunning estate.
I don’t know what futuristic Ray gun she used to erase a black person
😂😂😂😂😂
I think I overdosed on Blue Chew.
32:35 has to be one of the most savage burns I have ever heard on a podcast
Tim please, give us #Precious
If anyone can do it, it is you.
"I would never do blackface"
You have created the perfect opportunity to do blackface
This would be peak humor.
You already stated a reasonable position on why blackface is bad. So you're allowed to do it... but only if we all know you're joking 🤦🏾♂️💁🏾♂️🙅🏿🙅🏻♀️🙅♂️🙅🏿♂️
YESSSSS fucking crying just thinking about it
The only comedian that actually makes me laugh. Love this guy!
Best part of the show is watching the sound guy twitch and shift in his seat the entire time. Keeps things fresh
I love watching these time capsules of Tim Dillon's evolution.
if they invent a time machine I'm taking everything dillon has done back in time and tell them he's a god
When Tim starts talking about Indian food had me dying.
The meta humor from the FUCT ad almost made me choke on my water
It’s crazy Erik Brunetti has known it’s a knife fight out here
That scene Tim described at the end of the show with Roseanne, Jenny Slate and Cadance Owens, was just mind blowing.
I am crying in my room alone but i never thought it would have been Tim who forced ut upon me 😂😂😭🤣
This is so so so important!! 2:30 (how serious and composed he keeps his face is absolutely priceless) true comedy! I can’t stop laughing, literally 5th time watching this!
Hey Tim and crew, I hope you are all well as we go through this inflection point. You're all awesome and i have much love for the work you do!
I'm going to become a father early 2021. People like you help keep my attention focused on the right things, and what I need to do for myself and those around me.
Lmao at the fuct advert - irritated that it’s half polyester, that there’s no promo codes, that it’s made in Honduras hahaha… and they still sponsor him! LOL gold
If Tim's jewelry business ever goes under...he could really put together a great podcast.
The BEST show so far. Hands down. Thanks for the hour.