[YTP] Retardes

A squad of brave and wide marines board the Enterprise to unlock a vault full of extremely heretical material
A side project I have been wanting to make for a bit based on thr Astartes series, a 40k fan animation made by a single person
/ jackdurripper for sneak peaks, discussions, commissions, merch, and shoutouts.

[@goldensky382]

BROTHER MY COMMENT IS PINNED HERE!

[@TehDesides]

Watch out it’s gonna be unpinned soon for another comment

[@TehDesides]

Also you fell for my trap as I have wooshed myself instead of you whooshing

[@atuaangie5160]

@@fayescurrah ok

[@lucage2237]

@@fayescurrah ok

[@paintea2768]

@@fayescurrah ok

[@overlookers]

friendship ended with _WILLHEIM SCREAM._ now _YODA SCREAM_ is my new best friend.

[@zephyr1741]

you earned *_comedy_*

[@Le-cp9tr]

I blame the Custodes for the overlap between JoJo fans and 40k fans...

[@AstroManX100]

_Excuuuuse_ *ME,* kind sir, but the individuals you are referring to are known as the *_FABSTODES!_*

[@thefakebarrybonz4492]

i blame bruva

[@rewindgamer3620]

Do you know who I am?

[@phantomkrieger2744]

“Will you dong heads stop getting oil all over my palace and also put on some armor.”

[@VengefulPolititron]

*Overfap

[@tomtheconqerur]

In the Grimdark future of the 41st millennium there is only Lego Yoda Death Screams.

[@richardsorgo8600]

And Wide Marines

[@DjMaxi005]

And Brazil

[@TheShuckmeister]

Had to get that Baka Mitai in there hahaha

[@some_furry990]

Why do you only have four likes?

[@willsworld2732]

Even shuck enjoys jack

[@sobinary2988]

wide marine walking (not clickbait) (real)

[@TheSonicShoe]

Eldritch horror from beyond the stars: YOU GOT A WAR FACE?!?!?
Cyborg cultist: *genuinely afraid* AHHHHHH!

[@spectolder8536]

SHOW ME YOUR WARP FACE

[@Grueman]

Honestly never thought I'd see a 40k YTP. This is amazing dude was laughing all throughout.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I was half expecting "hey you you're finally awake" after he got succed into the orb

[@JackDuripper]

That would be a good punchline but I went with I'm taking you to Brazil cause it's less overdone

[@user-km8sf9nj9k]

BROTHER, I AM PINNED IN BRAZIL!!!!

[@Unorthodox2049]

You know a poop is good when just the title and thumbnail make you laugh your ass off

[@oniwaban3198]

"Let's learn to love our neighbor like the Christians did in Rome" damn, that was overwhelmingly harsh.

[@rhyethepie2741]

there's no worst fate than living in Brazil
Not even Diavolo's fate is so bad
PS: Yes, I live in Brazil and I know how it is.

[@dranoelarios4788]

There are fates worse than death
*Lord Raiden banishing Shinnok to Brazil*

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

I thought Ohio was bad jeez I'm so sorry.

[@highpeddle9543]

You ever played for honor?

[@rhyethepie2741]

@@highpeddle9543 yes

[@highpeddle9543]

@@rhyethepie2741 we will take Jerusalem, DEUS VALT

[@brightorangepants]

The fucking plasma weapon rolled 1
I didn't even notice that until today

[@scennougdh]

Is your name Jack Duripper because you’ll kill us with the amount of time your videos take to make?

[@JackDuripper]

Subscribers can have one jojoke, as a treat

[@dranoelarios4788]

ITS NOT FUKIN CANON!!
Captain-General 'Kitten'

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

3:47
"I've seen enough hentai..."
Dude, I'm already dead XXX DDDD

[@phillipgrunkin8050]

This is debatably just as visually captivating as the original

[@guythatgoesbythenamekay7954]

I'm at 0:14 and i already love it.

[@LegoEngineer003]

Brother, I am not pinned here

[@merkavamkivm3373]

Yes you are.

[@LegoEngineer003]

Merkava MK IV M
I screwed it up though

[@merkavamkivm3373]

@@LegoEngineer003 yeah...

[@LegoEngineer003]

Merkava MK IV M
At least I have notifications to remind me it happened for a minute

[@JackDuripper]

I'm gonna pin good pin comments as they come in lol

[@phantomkrieger2744]

Oh boy, the powers of chaos sent a space marine back into the Dark Age of Technology. Can’t imagine things are going to end well with him seeing literally everyone as a heretic.

[@watermelonsocks7275]

What do we do with a man's hard work
Make it into one of the funniest vids I've seen in a while

[@MrSledge88]

“You don’t scare me, work on it!” **GETS SHOT**

[@DivShadow]

That whole part starting at 3:19 freaking killed me! 🤣

[@tomtheconqerur]

4:36 Joseph Joestar after part 6

[@Grandstoryseeker]

Wait you mean that Joseph joestar was the emperor, this explains a lot

[@unclepaul1995]

Joseph is Jesus Father, that make sense.

[@kerbonaut2059]

HERETICALLY UNDERVIEWED! BROTHERS! WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD!

[@lucage2237]

Welcome to the Internet! May I interest you in our finest comedy?

[@Iputthenew4gsonthejep]

1:33 I never had any to begin with

[@Cosmic76Guardian]

Don't know why, but that song when they're walking down the hallway is badass, lol. 😅😎

[@yourdailydoseofomid3026]

Aw dude is this the trailer for Halo 8? Niiice

[@spoondragon9218]

I didn't expect this but this is gold especially the Baka mitai bit

[@runktheruler]

I've never seen someone make a brazil edit like that, quality stuff.

[@salamanderofvulkan7419]

I love this jack.

[@Regufyz]

The Original videos are just godlike. They are made by 1 guy. Incredible

[@L14MCC]

What’s the channels name?

[@Regufyz]

@@L14MCC Astartes i think

[@mischakirkorow4424]

never knew wide astartes would fit together

[@drago939393]

The rare chronological YTP.

[@EvilBakaCat]

This brings honor to the chapter brother

[@loggers5246]

Ok so I don’t know much about warhammer but the sheer amount and type of jokes used might make this one of my favorite ytps

[@brandonjohnson9084]

RETURN OF THE KING

[@SpaceDuckQuack]

Wait a minute.... its all Brazil?
Always has been.

[@sunsetlegion2865]

It wouldn't quite be the same without this 1 second XCom cover reference, would it ?

[@lutherstein1928]

*Only ogs remember the original. 😢👊*

[@koichich6279]

Damn the new Bionicle movie looks great

[@Local_Phantasm]

the plot armor is dense with this ome

[@JackDuripper]

They all die tho lol

[@TheStargateNerd]

10/10, me and my roleplaying group laughed our asses off.

[@generalantilles2586]

1:17 I understood that reference, in more ways than one.

[@gabevietor3685]

This is a true masterpiece, made by a legendary being of power and knowledge.

[@ferrusfylax]

this is genuinely art

[@greywither0198]

2 Heavy weapons guy with psychic power vs a fuck ton of brave soldiers

[@unclepaul1995]

See Ending: Brother, I think we’re back on Earth.

[@channelname5179]

Amazing keep the good content going!

[@bootybiscuit1561]

this made my day

[@beachybum-bum6390]

You sir have peaked my interest

[@horseface470]

BROTHER. GET THE HEAVY FLAMER BROTHER.

[@salamanderofvulkan7419]

I got you homey heavy flamer or radioactive flamer

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

It's kinda missed opportunity in the end that it would be Tatooine. Cause they are on sand

[@porgnerd7386]

3:25 dear lord that’s great.

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

*Wide Space Marines*
*Wide Space Marines*

[@kiraqueen5209]

The fucking Yoda scream is killing me

[@Taqz1]

2:50 o b a m a sphere with geometry music

[@horseface470]

THIS IS HERETICAL BEYOND BELIEF!

[@tot4l_damage376]

The chaplain approves of this brother

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

1:01
*NOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOO*

[@strangent404a7]

Slaanesh approves

[@sar_ptolemy]

dawn of war: check
tts: check

[@genericbean4727]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

3:28
Dude, he gets shot ! Awesome !!!

[@vittoriovaglio2031]

did I see it uploaded before? Yes?

[@user-iz1wj7zp5n]

same

[@user-iz1wj7zp5n]

who's waiting for golden cringe ep3

[@JackDuripper]

I had forgotten to add the Patreon shout-out at the end like a doofus, so needed to reload it. Apparently I'm in a cave rn cause it took 2 hours to upload so I scheduled it for the next day

[@user-iz1wj7zp5n]

@@JackDuripper understandable have a nice day or night bc it's night here now in my place

[@vittoriovaglio2031]

@@JackDuripper Oh, I see.
Keep it up, your work's great!

[@Anonymous2627]

what a time to be alive

[@keda2222]

i love the tf2 references

[@kfg5971]

yes

[@greaterdanemark2397]

damn didn’t expect this

[@Turentoooooooo]

BROTHER, YOU APPEAR TO BE GETTING SENT TO BRAZIL

[@dean2_]

The codex Astartes approves

[@pootislord3112]

It’s back

[@rocknrevolt938]

Wide marien.

[@itsafish4600]

Epic

[@nic3638]

I appreciate the tf2 memes not alot of people do them

[@tired_jack7870]

Ah yes, *STONKS*

[@mineland8220]

I feel a missed opportunity in the laser part for a doom reference, but im not sure if it would fit

[@Goofygoober-bu9ss]

Jack why you re uploaded this I was first last time ;-;

[@JackDuripper]

Forgot to add the Patreon shout-out like a dumb dumb

[@lorentzdriver4048]

Yo, no takedown this time

[@BX--nq6gf]

Upload date made me realize it was August ;-;

[@towelie659]

nice

[@yourmother5361]

Wide space marine is the upcoming meme

[@yourlocalengineer]

I was expecting to cringe at this, but i actually laughed
Good job m8

[@da_aloha_z2403]

Honestly where is this from. Idk if I’ve been living under a rock. But this honestly looks amazing.

[@JackDuripper]

It's based on the series Astartes, a 40k fan animation made by a single person

[@mineland8220]

Rip space core.

[@user-km8sf9nj9k]

I still cant believe this video only got 24K views... we live in a brazility...

[@faity5649]

So mortal, you dare summon The Brazilian Horde?

[@barcey]

System Shock 3 is taking a very weird direction.

[@hyena8864]

What's the disco music when they are walking cause that made me laugh a bit to much

[@JackDuripper]

It's the song from the wide Putin meme

[@hyena8864]

@@JackDuripper thanks love your videos keep doing you man

[@hyena8864]

@@JackDuripper just got back from it lovely stuff

[@evon98]

Ah yes the legends were true

[@nou8913]

Now I kinda want to play warhammer

[@anyderrosek9272]

Kitten...

[@theguy3851]

Hee hoo heresy!

[@JayDOVA]

cool

[@tomtheconqerur]

Since GW made the original canon, does this mean this version is also canon?

[@richardsorgo8600]

It better be

[@wolffire5421]

4:15 Jesus wants a hug

[@JackDuripper]

Does Jesus want a hug?
Is he T posing on Rio De Jainero?
Is he showing you how big the fish he caught was?
The world may never know

[@thunder1152]

He is only a thousand away from 69k subs :'(

[@ikaboom257]

Scout coffin