She's inside your house... [Hatch]

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @pepperslice
    @pepperslice 3 года назад +3228

    I love that John goes into a loop of self-awareness about his complains, apologetic and immediately asking people what they expected and then tell them to screw off.

    • @fruitypatchouli
      @fruitypatchouli 3 года назад +347

      It's honestly kind of relatable. 😂

    • @itsneitherofustoday9955
      @itsneitherofustoday9955 3 года назад +203

      One of my favorite things about him 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @naniieSAYhuh
      @naniieSAYhuh 3 года назад +77

      Idk, I kinda feel like he dosent enjoy any of them now or it gives off him doing RUclips for work and not bc he actually enjoys it. But also I just am not used to being around complainitive (even in joke) people.
      It personally makes me not want to watch games if the person playing seems irritated or picks apart the game bc it kinda distracts.
      But I get thats kinda his personality not so much him raging against the game

    • @itsneitherofustoday9955
      @itsneitherofustoday9955 3 года назад +97

      One of my favorite things about him 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @mskane123456
      @mskane123456 3 года назад +458

      @@naniieSAYhuh That’s literally.... what John does. Has done. For years. I don’t know what you’re expecting other than joking and snarky complaining because it happens a lot, and it’s funny

  • @Insym
    @Insym 3 года назад +579

    This is the best worst game ever. I love hate it.

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  3 года назад +205

      haha me too

    • @prozystudios1595
      @prozystudios1595 3 года назад +22

      when two of your favorite horror youtubers know each other

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +4

      @@prozystudios1595 same lol

    • @redned4802
      @redned4802 3 года назад +5

      I remember when you played this live Insym. I love goofy horror games like this.

  • @ramen3586
    @ramen3586 3 года назад +2283

    John’s frustration and confusion at the increasingly absurd tasks is the best part of this video

    • @Yukimurasanada29
      @Yukimurasanada29 3 года назад +12

      #morefuninthePhilippines #proudtobepinoy

    • @Lombreee
      @Lombreee 3 года назад

      Agreed 😆

    • @Liltle
      @Liltle 3 года назад

      pinoy na pinoy yung picture hahaha

    • @rocthaice24
      @rocthaice24 3 года назад

      Him getting scared at the end was hilarious

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 3 года назад +2

      so basically the whole video?

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 3 года назад +1087

    This game feels like a weird dream where you just accept anything that happens and do pointless stuff all the time, mixed in with daily chores.

    • @vampirascoffin870
      @vampirascoffin870 3 года назад +13

      Sounds like every day real life right?

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 3 года назад +43

      Zombie outbreak happening outside! Time to go to school

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 года назад +20

      I lost it when John put his face inside the empty picture frame. 4:26 🤣

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 3 года назад +3

      So, real life?

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 3 года назад +16

      @@andreware2039 If a homicidal ghost woman would roam around my house, I'd probably not accept it in real life and go make some carrot juice. But in a dream that's perfectly fine.

  • @jeanphilippegrenier
    @jeanphilippegrenier 3 года назад +1887

    John: "There's a murderer in the house!"
    The game: "Someone is grumpy, time for a nutritious meal"

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 3 года назад +24

      nutritious carrot juice.

    • @triplespearmint
      @triplespearmint 3 года назад +60

      I loved it when John lost it when the game told him to prepare a meal while there's a murderous supernatural hobo inside the house like its not a thing.

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 года назад +11

      sometimes you need to give people the carrot when they're in distress, rather than the stick.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад +1

      No one cares

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 3 года назад +4

      @Kein Herz アニ Tbf you gotta give credit that the bots are commenting more relevant shit at least 😭😂

  • @thefailbender
    @thefailbender 3 года назад +1168

    I don’t know why John’s so upset. Any time my giant, empty, sparsely decorated, and elegant house gets invaded by a lady in pajamas, I always casually take naps and carrot smoothies. Why is he acting like it’s so unrealistic?

    • @dustyolnut9734
      @dustyolnut9734 3 года назад +79

      They’re called jammy jams!😡

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 года назад +27

      @@dustyolnut9734 Nah! PJs!

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 3 года назад +27

      @@Roadent1241 my mama always called em' pajammers

  • @DuskTheBard
    @DuskTheBard 3 года назад +1550

    "She's camping the carrots." is a sentence John said with a straight face. I fucking love this channel and this video particularly.

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 года назад +6

      maybe its a metaphor about the carrot and the stick. you need to endure the stick to get the carrot. although the stick's physical form in this game isn't so stick-y.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад +2

      No one cares

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle 3 года назад +28

      @@jameswent48 I guess you’re the no one since ya cared enough to reply.

    • @Rick-sb1rg
      @Rick-sb1rg 3 года назад

      @@animdoodle don't need to care to reply, just move your fingers and you can write a comment.

    • @5hyper7form94
      @5hyper7form94 3 года назад +12

      @@jameswent48 Jesus I guess you had a bad day...2 months ago..

  • @AngeliqueStP
    @AngeliqueStP 3 года назад +412

    "She camping the carrot!" ... "I'm gonna 99 this [carrot]."
    LMAO, There's a sentence you don't expect to hear in a home invasion horror game!

  • @solastea6066
    @solastea6066 3 года назад +1587

    John: “Somebody’s gonna be like: John complained a lot in this video”
    That’s why I’m here, I’m here for John’s sass.

    • @emmarosie7176
      @emmarosie7176 3 года назад +34

      Imagine calling childlike spoiled behavior demanding everything goes their way in a game or getting mad if it doesn’t is “sass”

    • @mskane123456
      @mskane123456 3 года назад +160

      It’s so funny dude, I love it

    • @Befferson
      @Befferson 3 года назад +345

      @@emmarosie7176 so why watch if you are so bothered?

    • @av3ngers17
      @av3ngers17 3 года назад +120

      @@emmarosie7176 booo

    • @emmarosie7176
      @emmarosie7176 3 года назад +14

      @@Befferson how would i know what’s in the video unless i watched it ? Lmao you genuinely sound on the spectrum for this stupid question

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 3 года назад +319

    Anyone notice that the jumpscares which "get" John the most tend to involve someone leaning across a doorway? This, Visage, FNAF? Indie horror devs take note.

    • @ummal-hanaaadnan4264
      @ummal-hanaaadnan4264 3 года назад +36

      he got pretty spooked in Night Delivery too lol

    • @M2920-h7s
      @M2920-h7s 3 года назад +81

      ​@Kein Herz アニ Also no sound or animation.
      Just something waiting to be seen by the player. Very effective.
      Wish horror movies would use this "silent jumpscare" I like to call it.

  • @dulcecerez0
    @dulcecerez0 3 года назад +1317

    PSA for those who don't follow john on twitter! he tweeted yesterday:
    "I’m off for the rest of the week! Going to be reading books, binging shows, playing backlogged games... vacation mode!
    There will still be two new videos this week but no streams. And probably very limited social media. Excited!"
    just hoping people respect & understand his time off this week ♡😊

    • @enashi6133
      @enashi6133 3 года назад +39

      Thankkk youuuuu

    • @bluemrpony
      @bluemrpony 3 года назад +28

      also, follow John on Twitter y'all!

    • @Dragonbleps
      @Dragonbleps 3 года назад +19

      Nice! Time for some much-needed self-care and relaxation!

    • @khaosctrlb47
      @khaosctrlb47 3 года назад +11

      hope he has a good break! ♥

    • @ziongamer6905
      @ziongamer6905 3 года назад +11

      You’re a sweetheart. Have a nice day!

  • @twigs9496
    @twigs9496 3 года назад +291

    I love how this game is essentially just: "Local Man tries to do Household Chores in spite of Hauntings"

    • @2ksnakenoodles
      @2ksnakenoodles 10 месяцев назад +3

      Daily life must go on... so what if you're being hunted by some demons, the dishes ain't gonna wash themselves!

  • @sennyarlathotep3892
    @sennyarlathotep3892 3 года назад +1083

    Delivery guy is repeating "I'm sorry", which. Well, he did deliver an intruder in your house.
    I'm really fond of the weirdness of this game! Both the bizarre/unsettling atmosphere and the fact that it obviously doesn't take itself seriously. The main character's behaviour was part of the experience, I think: everything is bizarre, from the invaders to his focus on mundane tasks. Kind of like some of these Junji Ito characters who insists on "acting normally" when their cousin is doing black magic or their houses are fusing together? Nothing makes sense, and the fact that it doesn't is part of the unsettling atmosphere.

    • @ntp4003
      @ntp4003 3 года назад +99

      I agree, its strangely enjoyable despite itself like John said. It's just so bizarre that it's gotta be on purpose but the uncertainty keeps you on edge lmao. And it did give John one good scare!

    • @justin02350
      @justin02350 3 года назад +23

      It has some great things about it but it's pretty bad

    • @ianvarney2112
      @ianvarney2112 3 года назад +60

      "Well, my entire town is turning into a bizarre Elder-God infested hellscape. Time to go to school!"

    • @jade4025
      @jade4025 3 года назад +26

      @@ianvarney2112 uzumaki mfs be like

    • @doclinny
      @doclinny 3 года назад +2

      What's he actually saying? It doesn't sound like any of the ways of apologizing I've heard

  • @SupaFreshCoolFly
    @SupaFreshCoolFly 3 года назад +489

    39:28 damn John you got visage’d. Seems like “Person looking through the side of the door” is your one weakness

    • @ianvarney2112
      @ianvarney2112 3 года назад +153

      To be fair, it is an effective tactic. No stinger music, just turn around and see creepy weird shit. Boom. Pants instantly shat.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 3 года назад +38

      you just coined a term lol (even though it was probably done before visage)

    • @sweetheartsmisery
      @sweetheartsmisery 3 года назад +41

      it even scared me and i was busy paying attention to something else during half the scene!

    • @stanmarsh4566
      @stanmarsh4566 3 года назад +26

      It gets you because there is not the generic music behind it, it's just there.

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle 3 года назад +14

      I will admit I was a bit caught off guard and I didn’t expect it. I’m only giving this game like one point for being scary with that part @-@

  • @colonelfrost8
    @colonelfrost8 3 года назад +458

    this game feels like a game someone tried to make as a serious horror game early in development but realized it wasn't looking good, so they decided to not make it a serious game but a very silly weird one instead,making the best of what they had, and it kinda works lol,not sure if I've ever seen a game like this. i will say the part with the guy peeking his head around the wall was a good scare,caught me off guard.

    • @mobiledatano1787
      @mobiledatano1787 3 года назад +58

      Omg I feel like you hit the nail right on the head! It seems that the pink lady and brother's models are made by the dev who just started 3D modelling, but got really frustrated that the models doesn't look right so they just paste stiff looking hair and copy pasted the faces

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +4

      It doesn't work at all, actually, but the fact that the only people suffering from it are the ones playing it and not those of us watching it does make it a *little* better.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 2 года назад +26

      @@Lucifronz Did you have a bad day? Lol it was a fun watch and john liked playing it, not that deep bro

    • @danmakes2497
      @danmakes2497 2 года назад +13

      @@CrystalRose1111 I mean they're still not wrong; it's very unpolished and frustrating to play but somewhat saved by the comedy.
      Though whether the comedy is intended is another thing.

    • @lexiegaffney4692
      @lexiegaffney4692 2 года назад +1

      I literally read this comment looked in the corner then the jump scare happened. It scared me so bad lol

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 3 года назад +471

    39:28 Someone needs to put together a comp of John actually getting scared / spooked, he has such a high tolerance for jump scares that it rarely happens

    • @seiga2177
      @seiga2177 3 года назад +45

      It's so similar to when the cardboard popup in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion got him. Just perfectly placed after a chase sequence, taking that tension and snapping it in your face.

    • @mistydayremainsofthejudgment
      @mistydayremainsofthejudgment 3 года назад +29

      Honestly that was a fantastic scare, woke me right up

    • @darthbaderginsberg7336
      @darthbaderginsberg7336 2 года назад +7

      I would also watch a compilation of every time there is a jump scare but John doesn't even flinch and just says "HI"

    • @pablofernandez2335
      @pablofernandez2335 2 года назад +6

      39:29, both scary and funny at the same time LOL

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 3 года назад +157

    it's called hatch because your character hatches really harebrained schemes of mundane tasks to do while being stalked in an enclosed space by a murderer

  • @MythsolverMercy
    @MythsolverMercy 3 года назад +269

    The house layout makes me think of someone’s first time playing Sims. You want an exercise machine? Put them in a random spot.

    • @sunnyneonraye1459
      @sunnyneonraye1459 3 года назад +6

      Accurate

    • @xav_masterchief34
      @xav_masterchief34 3 года назад +8

      Hatch = 2nd floor

    • @tytar1037
      @tytar1037 2 года назад +1

      @@xav_masterchief34 can’t believe I didn’t notice that😂😂😂

    • @xav_masterchief34
      @xav_masterchief34 2 года назад +1

      @@tytar1037 ahahah i couldnt focus on anything else than that ahahah

  • @sthlng2180
    @sthlng2180 3 года назад +76

    This game feels like if u hired 2 people to work on it, told one to make a serious game, but told the other guy its a comedy horror game. Aand u didnt allow them to communicate with eachother at all

  • @wickedraptor2651
    @wickedraptor2651 3 года назад +311

    i'd be more than happy with a "John rates youtuber houses"
    just a level of sass and "Why would you need that?!" but for real houses

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 3 года назад +1

      Do Kimye's house... 😬

    • @zephiel70
      @zephiel70 3 года назад

      Dear god yes

  • @carowilliamscaro
    @carowilliamscaro 3 года назад +116

    26:10 John’s genuine frustration while yelling “I HAVE TO SCOOP UP THE CARROT!” absolutely _sent me_

  • @MiraculousMayhem04
    @MiraculousMayhem04 3 года назад +251

    Looking at the opening screen made me think this game would be about someone living in your house without you knowing, not only was it NOT that, I couldn't even tell what this game was about even after watching the video 💀💀 i think John calling it "Chore simulator" was pretty accurate though. I'm only slightly disappointed it wasn't what i was hoping for.

    • @mskane123456
      @mskane123456 3 года назад +25

      That’s what I thought when I first saw everybody’s thumbnails! I was so excited for it to be like this really ominous “person living in your house and watching you”, almost like a Paranormal Activity type game where you set up cameras or something. Woulda been neat!

    • @MiraculousMayhem04
      @MiraculousMayhem04 3 года назад +22

      @@mskane123456 right? Like it would start with little things, extra dishes in the sink, stuff going missing, hair that wasn't yours in the drain, all of that, plus a few well placed scares, (both jump scares and ones that you notice by yourself) would have made a wonderful game!

    • @sethwood1676
      @sethwood1676 3 года назад +4

      I thinks a surreal game about the MC murdering his family but, you'd really have to ask the creator cause it could have just been an i want to make a weird horror game.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 2 года назад +1

      @@sethwood1676 see I interpreted it as a “trying to escape your mentally ill family” type deal
      But who knows honestly

  • @laurenhutchinson2292
    @laurenhutchinson2292 3 года назад +309

    I discovered John wolfe two years back when I started my thesis. Between my day job and studies at night I found myself looking to watch something that was just easy and entertaining. I bumped into his RUclips channel from watching game play though and I have finally watched all his past videos as well as some twitch streams... I don't think he realizes how much watching his entertaining comments and remarks has kept me laughing through all these hectic years. I'm a South African and I still watch his new videos and watch his streams late at night because of the time difference. Thanks John. For all the entertainment. Keep up the fantastic work 👍

    • @pinsandneedles3
      @pinsandneedles3 3 года назад +10

      Me, currently watching this video to procrastinate my thesis research 👁️👄👁️

    • @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
      @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 3 года назад +7

      Me curreny watching this video while taking a gap year, knowing that in the end i have to make a thesis, inevitably no matter how long it is 👁👄👁

    • @clan31337
      @clan31337 3 года назад +1

      Hes the best :)

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 3 года назад +4

      The T word terrifies me but yes, here's another poor soul finding solace in the wit and snark. Hope all your theses are going well, people who can relate :))

    • @sharonariellalevy7114
      @sharonariellalevy7114 3 года назад +5

      Me, watching this video as a reward for hitting my thesis word count goal for the day...

  • @Emily-xk2du
    @Emily-xk2du 3 года назад +55

    The suspenseful chase music just. Abruptly cutting out like that literally the SECOND she loses interest is so funny. It genuinely sounds like John added that in during editing for laughs.

  • @yannnnnnnni
    @yannnnnnnni 3 года назад +220

    “So nice it is all the wood and stuff!!”
    “……and I’m a vampire..” 😂😂

  • @lexiegaffney4692
    @lexiegaffney4692 2 года назад +20

    AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO SLEEP?!?!?! I have probably watched this part 15 times now and its been hilarious every single time. John, your face was priceless

  • @mariiasolianyk5668
    @mariiasolianyk5668 3 года назад +101

    This game was an out of body experience

    • @hotpocketH
      @hotpocketH 3 года назад +3

      It makes complete sense when you think about it.
      Sorry, that was my insane dark side talking.

  • @xotennisxgirlox
    @xotennisxgirlox 3 года назад +235

    That’s a classic 26 year old man’s house. Just way bigger. A couch. A bench press. A table. That’s all you need.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 3 года назад +29

      And a mini fridge for your gamer fuel lmao

    • @aaronc1407
      @aaronc1407 3 года назад +6

      @@ghoultooth I’m 26 and work 40 hours a week, I wish I had time for gaming lol

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 года назад +4

      @@aaronc1407
      Been working 40h/week since I was 19, I sure can relate lol. Games, for me, only on weekends, holidays and vacations.

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 Год назад +1

      @@aaronc1407 I'm in school, recently promoted, and running a house, gaming happens on weekends and in the one hour before I pass out at bedtime lol.

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean Год назад +3

      As a woman in her mid 20s, thats exactly why I dont date guys my age. I dont have the desire to be any man’s mom

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 3 года назад +9

    I love how the dead body was an item that could be used in the inventory

  • @Kh0rnet
    @Kh0rnet 3 года назад +248

    I'm surprised John is still capable of pure disbelief at how bad these games can get

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv 3 года назад +5

      *says sumimase desu ka repeatedly*

    • @murphhhhhhh
      @murphhhhhhh 3 года назад +6

      @@laurentiusmcmxcv sumimasen deshita! A sentence ending in desuka indicates a question. (Not nitpicking, just a friendly clarification!)

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv 3 года назад +3

      @@murphhhhhhh My hearing sutely deceives me
      Thx

  • @user-mg1cc3wr5o
    @user-mg1cc3wr5o 3 года назад +72

    The youtuber house tour videos would be great! You point out so many things during these videos that I wouldn't have even noticed, so it would be nice to have the perspective of some who's detail oriented.

    • @sassykat2587
      @sassykat2587 3 года назад +4

      I agree. Personally I think it'd be a nice change to the channel, not that I don't love his horror vids. If it makes him happy to switch up than I'm for it.

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander 3 года назад +153

    My ex wanted to get an industrial-sized trash bin like this for our tiny place, and I argued we ought to just take the trash out more. Now I feel so foolish, knowing my home has no place to hide from 90's Whoopi Goldberg, and they're sitting pretty in their conveniently human-sized emergency bin.

    • @Amanda-zo7jg
      @Amanda-zo7jg 3 года назад +5

      90s Whoopi Goldberg 🤣🤣

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 2 года назад +9

      Any kind of container that can be described as 'conveniently human-sized' is always a bad look

  • @glassbob9871
    @glassbob9871 3 года назад +36

    39:30 It seems like when enemies are just standing there, peeking from behind the walls is the most effective way to jumpscare John; theres that one moment in Visage, and then Tall Poppy...

  • @celloafterdark4173
    @celloafterdark4173 Год назад +5

    I think the main character is coming to terms with murdering his family? That's how I interpreted it. So glad you got all the way through!

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM 3 года назад +119

    39:29 is one of my favorite scares in any game just because it's so damn stupid yet highly effective😂

  • @batmanbeyond5766
    @batmanbeyond5766 2 года назад +8

    Killer: enters your house and tries to kill you
    Person living in house: time to have a meal

  • @ryanleatigaga7596
    @ryanleatigaga7596 3 года назад +179

    Oh, hey, I saw ManlyBadassHero play this!
    Wow, this game is weird. It's on the border between "legitimately unplayable" and "So bad it's good".

    • @markuswithak5084
      @markuswithak5084 3 года назад +19

      yeah,I remember Manly's playthrough and how awful this game was! And when I saw John play I was like ooooooooooh,this will be good

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 3 года назад +19

      I like how quickly both John and Manly figured out how the A.I. works and how to counter it. Smart guys!

    • @nenkonya8542
      @nenkonya8542 3 года назад +1

      @@anondecepticon that corner wall 💀

  • @zambiekiller360
    @zambiekiller360 2 года назад +8

    "Have a meal?
    "HAVE A MEAL!?!"
    I was in tears at that part 🤣

  • @_dom_97
    @_dom_97 3 года назад +55

    My mom had to travel abroad for surgery and this came at such a perfect time. I miss her so much already but the videos are always comforting

    • @Owl_bee
      @Owl_bee 3 года назад +13

      Good luck to your mum!

    • @sassykat2587
      @sassykat2587 3 года назад +4

      Hope your mother pulls through okay. :)

    • @kingofshlithut7316
      @kingofshlithut7316 3 года назад +4

      I hope everything goes well for her and you fellow RUclips person! :)

    • @_dom_97
      @_dom_97 3 года назад +1

      @@Owl_bee thank you so much!

    • @_dom_97
      @_dom_97 3 года назад +1

      @@sassykat2587 thank you!!

  • @ClemPal
    @ClemPal 3 года назад +175

    I can't imagine being someone who finds John belly-aching at the game, annoying.
    like... that's why we're here 😎

    • @jamieepic666
      @jamieepic666 3 года назад +2

      I watched Manly play this weeks ago and I saw John uploaded this a week ago and clicked so fast. I was so excited to see and laugh at all his sass.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +192

    John: "Alright, let's review what's happened so far in this game"
    Also John: "Absolutely nothing"

    • @theshape3988
      @theshape3988 3 года назад +1

      Awww u must be 8 years old doing those type comments inn 2021

    • @crowwithashortcake
      @crowwithashortcake 3 года назад +12

      @@theshape3988 why are all ur comments you bitching who hurt you lmao

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 3 года назад +3

      @@theshape3988 Bro, your video titles are just as shit. Self hatred is not the answer.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 3 года назад +4

      I LMFAO'd so hard at that part 🤣

  • @TheSuperNyx
    @TheSuperNyx 3 года назад +43

    I will admit
    39:27 was actually a good moment

  • @QJDWG
    @QJDWG 3 года назад +512

    Knowing how awful this game is, I’m only here for John’s wonderful sass.

    • @_GuiltyGhost
      @_GuiltyGhost 3 года назад +47

      It may be a bad game, but man was it funny to watch RUclipsrs play this

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 3 года назад +11

      The npc (witch) literally yells like a autistic baby (Not even going to start about how garbage her textures are). It's like they didn't even try on it tbh..

    • @crowwithashortcake
      @crowwithashortcake 3 года назад +36

      @@Razer5542 dont use autistic as an insult cmon

    • @maow-tty-archive
      @maow-tty-archive 3 года назад +15

      @@crowwithashortcake Person with Aspies here.
      Use autistic as an insult as much as you want :)

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 3 года назад +19

      @@crowwithashortcake The thing is, i am autistic (PDD-NOS).

  • @Kathling1997
    @Kathling1997 3 года назад +26

    I'm only 15 minutes into this game and John's reaction is already giving me a new life. This is gold

  • @peachyraynebow
    @peachyraynebow 3 года назад +54

    John is officially an interior decorator XD

  • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
    @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 года назад +17

    john is the only lets player of this game that comments on protag's exceptional animation speed and elegance in dumping himself inside a trash can.

  • @nanao.9807
    @nanao.9807 3 года назад +15

    "let me know what you thought" no thoughts, had to leave my brain while watching this game, very weird but intriguing

  • @Dbobola
    @Dbobola 3 года назад +10

    By far one of the strangest yet most unique games I've ever seen. John's reactions to the game's oddities practically had me in tears! This is going down as one of my favorites.

  • @Guys._.
    @Guys._. 3 года назад +353

    So this is where dbd's hatch leads...to a shitstain of a game.

    • @tropezando
      @tropezando 3 года назад +46

      I've reconsidered and I think I'll take my chances with the hook, thanks

    • @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
      @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 3 года назад +31

      The killers have been knowing this all along. That's why they sometime give the hatch to the last survivor. To torture them more...

    • @toothy8923
      @toothy8923 3 года назад +1

      dbd hatch leads to yet another fever dream

  • @sharkisaurz
    @sharkisaurz 3 года назад +4

    This ENTIRE video could be in the John Wolfe best of 2021 montage

  • @0megaForce
    @0megaForce 3 года назад +79

    Honestly I really liked this game, it was fun and very bizarre but that’s what I liked about it. I had a lot of fun with it...

    • @0megaForce
      @0megaForce 3 года назад +27

      @Merciless Freak good for you

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 3 года назад

      @@0megaForce I mean it was so trash that it was fun

  • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
    @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 3 года назад +30

    What John really needs after this game is therapy, poor bloke was really out here suffering from raw, unadulterated confusion 😭

  • @ntp4003
    @ntp4003 3 года назад +50

    I would love house tours reaction videos from you John. Next step, The Sims 4 build videos.
    Edit: Omg this game is hilarious. Just when I thought I've seen it all, they pull something ridiculous out of their ass lmao. I totally agree with you, something about this weird game is strangely charming. The ghost girl making you pick up the trash and passing you the shampoo completely sent me 🤣

  • @mackraft6417
    @mackraft6417 3 года назад +55

    John's commentary makes even really confusing ass games like this so funny

  • @kazenokize2
    @kazenokize2 3 года назад +3

    Dude I'm really liking the new edits you are doing on your videos like the zooms or the framed photo one lol.

  • @edwiniseman4
    @edwiniseman4 3 года назад +17

    I saw the thumbnail and was like "NOOO, JOHN, SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS!!" but then realized John is the hero we have that will criticize this game... harshly! This is his duty.

  • @giselleontiveros8458
    @giselleontiveros8458 3 года назад +18

    I am so happy that I didn’t have much interest in watching a play through of this game until John played it. I was constantly laughing through how frustrated you were getting. I was right there with you 😂😂😂

  • @vincentbaehr8336
    @vincentbaehr8336 3 года назад +6

    "This is not like it's anything new...I've always been like this." -John Wolfe. Yep. Can confirm. Been watching for... oh 4 years now? Still love the guy.

  • @eliasmortimer9564
    @eliasmortimer9564 3 года назад +54

    Cory was confused with this one, glad you’re playing it too.

  • @paytonbrooke11
    @paytonbrooke11 3 года назад +18

    Do it, John! Rate people’s house tours! Judge the hell out of them!

  • @beatsbydrea6557
    @beatsbydrea6557 3 года назад +41

    Thank goodness for October, John you are just *chef’s kiss* when it comes to horror!

  • @mondsternleinch.5253
    @mondsternleinch.5253 3 года назад +16

    I don't know what it was, but this was the most entertaining video I've seen in months. It was just the right amount of bad that Johns commentary makes it really funny, but not so overly bad that you just give up questioning things.

  • @bills0552
    @bills0552 3 года назад +36

    This video looks interesting. John, you probably won't see this but you playing puppet combo games is what I live for lol. I can't wait to watch this

  • @thebradzone3922
    @thebradzone3922 2 года назад +4

    this game looks like an utter chore to actually play, but honestly? i kind of love everything else about it, glad john enjoyed it too

  • @12ozpoundcake86
    @12ozpoundcake86 3 года назад +13

    2 minutes in, and John is already done with the protagonist's bullshit. Love you John!

  • @chamomile_papi
    @chamomile_papi 3 года назад +1

    I love your videos bc you diffuse any tension in all the games you play. I can’t move in scary games at all. I simply pause, turn off the console, and live vicariously through others on RUclips.

  • @melaniem4798
    @melaniem4798 3 года назад +8

    I love John's reactions to the insane things the game asks him to do. Like it's the craziest thing he's ever heard in his entire life. Haha. I laughed out loud at, "DIG UP A CARROT?!"

  • @naurcho
    @naurcho 3 года назад +2

    love that you can place your bother's entire rigor-mortis body in your inventory

  • @abrilvonbunny6205
    @abrilvonbunny6205 3 года назад +29

    I would love John's snarky comments on youtuber houses

  • @butterneko
    @butterneko 3 года назад +5

    10:41 to those who didn’t know what the lady was saying, she’s basically apologizing multiple times (“i’m sorry”)

  • @TigburtJones
    @TigburtJones 3 года назад +19

    John Wolfe you’re awesome; i like seeing your vids pop up; I try these games and I got no character or attitude like you; you’re a badass.
    Should make a character with you as the main. Wolfe is a dope name!
    Keep it real

  • @bronzergoth7598
    @bronzergoth7598 3 года назад +7

    "imagine a day where all you do is make carrot juice and find a credit card in a drawer in your house" pretty productive depression day tbh

  • @av3ngers17
    @av3ngers17 3 года назад +6

    5:29 John gets so fed up with horror game houses, I live for this LMAO the anger just keeps escalating

  • @3000-z7p
    @3000-z7p 3 года назад +3

    39:30 I think the path John took, and ofc the angle he approached the door with and had to turn to close it made that scare way cooler than it would have been otherwise.

  • @celesteneptune
    @celesteneptune 3 года назад +4

    4:25 this was so good HAHA i honestly love the editing in ur recent vids, it adds a nice touch!

  • @kaicarter96
    @kaicarter96 3 года назад +18

    John's "complaints" are exactly why I subscribed, I love his critical style of gameplay.

  • @MeAmSmack
    @MeAmSmack 3 года назад +4

    Dig up a carrot.
    I do weirdly respect how cool the protagonist is with this stranger being permanently in his home now. He’s just all, “this is my life now.” I’m waiting on him to have to poop or shower or something.

  • @narothen8803
    @narothen8803 3 года назад +1

    The reason why I love your videos is because you say your opinions/criticism about the game (be it anesthetics, assets, characters, dialogs, notes, quests, etc.) and you are being genuine while not really trying to make the developer's effort look bad. I appreciate that a lot. And you always mention whether the developer already did a game previously and such little things which are really nice. Continue being Critical, John. Lots of love ♡

  • @englerj
    @englerj 3 года назад +9

    We're so blessed this Halloween month to get all these John Wolfe videos 🙏

  • @xXCLAMPZXxx
    @xXCLAMPZXxx 3 года назад

    The smarmy answers, condescending comments and sarcasm through the roof...i love it keep up the good work john👍🏽we lowkey need you in these dark times

  • @amberw7980
    @amberw7980 3 года назад +26

    "....okay, there's so much to unpack here." LOL. I'm ded.

  • @Saintofloneliness
    @Saintofloneliness 3 года назад +5

    15:12 John's reaction is exactly why I love john

  • @phillipnough2978
    @phillipnough2978 3 года назад +5

    Love getting to subscriptions right when the video is posted

  • @user-jm5mk1eq9z
    @user-jm5mk1eq9z 3 года назад +10

    If he did something besides games, I'd love to see John react to horror videos on youtube. Not in a "so wacky!" way, but there's content that's legitimately creepy while still having enough stupid moments for john's sass. Him watching analog horror like local58 or gemini home entertainment would be so cool.

  • @jaccimacduff2478
    @jaccimacduff2478 3 года назад +90

    i live for john “complaining” it’s hilarious 😂 he has a bit of a short fuse with indie horror games, but i can’t really blame him tbh, horror games nowadays are ridiculous

    • @jaccimacduff2478
      @jaccimacduff2478 3 года назад +9

      @@bungiecrimes7247 no one asked dude go away

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 3 года назад +2

      @@bungiecrimes7247 Oooo you’re so quirky for hating on comments!

    • @lobo-ren.darkfang9851
      @lobo-ren.darkfang9851 3 года назад

      @@jaccimacduff2478 well you yourself basically asked him with you ignorant comment. But then again short tempted overly critical influencers attract like minded people such as yourself.

  • @RedRose-kj3dz
    @RedRose-kj3dz 3 года назад +1

    "That was a cool affect, but then they ruined it with this ugly tool tip" OMG that was hilarious and John you're not complaining you're awesome LOL I was laughing the whole vid - love it

  • @Shaoife
    @Shaoife 3 года назад +7

    Not even 2 minutes in and we're already off to a great start 🤣

  • @agnomymous
    @agnomymous 2 года назад +2

    “I’m home!” your brother screams as he enters his room, shortly followed by you falling out of his locker. Also shortly followed by “It’s been awhile” and no acknowledgement of the delivery lady stalking the halls.

  • @butterneko
    @butterneko 3 года назад +8

    39:30 don’t worry guys, john was just imitating the man baby’s sounds.

  • @honeypossum05
    @honeypossum05 3 года назад +3

    You probably won’t see this but I just wanted to say thank you so much for your videos. I was feeling really down and this video made me laugh so hard that I cried. Thank you for making videos that are always so fun and enjoyable.
    PS I always love the Baldi’s Basics references. I think I will go rewatch your play through after this video.

  • @XxLeoRiversxX
    @XxLeoRiversxX 3 года назад +25

    I love LOVED John’s criticisms 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vincentbaehr8336
    @vincentbaehr8336 3 года назад +35

    John is being Harshly Critical of this game, one might say.

  • @eyesweyedopen4599
    @eyesweyedopen4599 3 года назад +6

    lol, a half hour of john scratching his head trying to figure out ridiculous houses and getting frustrated without getting any answers? yes please!

  • @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
    @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans 3 года назад

    This is exactly why I’m subscribed to you, John. Because you are the only person that plays these games and actually questions everything like I do as I’m watching. I, for one, very much appreciate that you are like this in your playthroughs.

  • @Mayo-kz8xp
    @Mayo-kz8xp 3 года назад +9

    39:30 I don't think I've ever seen john get that scared😂

  • @kylemontgomery9530
    @kylemontgomery9530 3 года назад +2

    I have no idea what this game was supposed to be about but when that giant baby man started chasing John there was this weird primal fear inside me

  • @sheikhjoy9
    @sheikhjoy9 3 года назад +9

    watched 3 og play this game,
    manlybadasshero - calm and confused
    coryxkenshin - get your ankles broke frick and jumpscare scream xD
    john wolfe - annoyed to the heck level, criticise this to the bot level and roasting to the god level and ehh what is this

  • @woof6056
    @woof6056 3 года назад +2

    Your comment about how little it takes for this game to piss you off had my dying from laughter.

  • @AdamS-argonwow
    @AdamS-argonwow 3 года назад +4

    I feel like the first video John'd get for the RUclipsr house tours would end up being a real life replica of HQ Residential House

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 3 года назад +13

    Imagine John saying: "How do I know which is my brother's room?" And then the spirit of the game going: "You don't know where your own brother's room is? Hurhurhurrr!"