Fake Cures
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- Опубликовано: 23 апр 2021
- There were so many I had to leave out, so let me know some of them I missed (Maybe for a part 2?).
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Gwyneth Paltrow unironically puts "Love" in some of the ingredients of her products.
In america thats literally ilegal
It's because she cares about her consumers man come on
Jontron moment
@@sean2620 Sup bro
@@yalimazar4821 john "rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites" jafari
I can’t believe Dr. Phil got his hands on the real life chug jug!
Thats Epic!
Games
Epic Games
Why couldn’t he give us the recipe 😡😡😡
@@seemapandey9001 where games are epicness
@@dumm9714 YeAh FoRtNiTe wE BoUt tO GeT dOwN
Whiskey
The only thing I learned from this video is that Breaking Bad would've been much shorter and a LOT freaky if Walte had shot coffee up his arse
a lot more entertaining you mean
@@Adogwithashotgunreal your views on what’s entertaining is somewhat concerning
@@d3vitron779revolutionary you mean
@@Adogwithashotgunreal yes ofc revolutionary like a terrorism revolution
@@Francisco-oz8yb I'm glad someone gets it
This guy is like a slightly less depressed Emplemon
I prefer this guy over Emplemon
@@lasagna_lxiv I prefer Emplemon over this guy
Emp and Gum collab when?
They're both good. And both should prolly collab.
Nah, Internet Historian vibes
Honestly I'd consider the beer bath thing if it wasn't advertised as a cure. It just sounds like a fun, kinda wacky thing to do once in your life.
i think the alcohol would sink into your skin and poison you
@@jded_404 that would be cool
@@jded_404 that just guarantees it's something you'll do in your life *only* once
@@TacticalBaguette put that only in bold
@@jded_404 I’ve always assume you don’t fill the bathtub with only beer and put in a little water to not let that happen.
I’m sure theirs a decorative bath bomb to make your bath water look like beer anyway.
I like to think that the people who sell these cures just haven't left that phase when they were little where they make 'potions' out of the shampoo bottles
I tried making poison by putting mint gum and paint into water and left it for about a week.
We all know the real cute for everything is drinking a Milk Bucket to remove the negative potion effects
Ok redditor
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I misread the channel name as Ghost Cum. I thought this was cool. I thought I had found humor. It discombulated me. Time slowed down as I contemplated on the comedic intricacies behind the genius of Ghost Cum. However, to my dismay like the highly acclaimed rapper, by the name of Eminem, once stated, "snap back to reality" and I had snapped back to reality. Gone the humor was. Ghost Cum was no longer. I had returned to clarity. I realised I had misread. A fool I was to believe there be a Ghost Cum, especially not after 'the incident'.
A fool I was indeed.
Ghost Cum will live in our hearts forever.
Actual sick name tho
I forgot I made this comment. Lmao wtf
That gave me a decent chuckle
This brings a tear to my eye
Cure autism?
"They wish to cure us. But I say to you we are the cure!" -Magneto in that one X-men movie
The "IM THE JUGERNAUT BITCH" Movie
Wise words
I think it's a bit insensitive to look for "cures" for autism.
But at the same time, I'm sure no one would mind if there was some way to stop people from having screaming fits in public.
@@littlemoth4956 There already are drugs that can help calm people on the high end of the Autism spectrum calm down for say they need to be in public. Of course there is no drug that can cure "screaming fits in public" peoples brains work differently, and they can start acting up for a broad number of reasons; but some medicine can be used to prevent situations like that from occurring, like a drug that can calm a persons stimulusesin an over stimulating environment.
That's the plot from predator upgrade
This is the first time I have heard bathing in beer is considered a cure to anything. Here in the Czech Republic, we consider beer spa almost normal.
Well of course, you're Czech.
"Beer spa" LMAO THATS THE MOST CZECH THING I EVER HEARD
Are you being serious?
Stop lying, you don’t bathe in beer. Can’t take this site sometimes ffs.
@@I_enjoy_some_things Just google "beer spa" lmao
Regarding the Jilly Juice sociopath, she doesn't sell anything. She just puts the recipe online and advertises it as gracefully as a car accident.
Because she doesn't sell anything, no one can really hold legal action against her for lethal ingredients, misprinted labels, or whatever food laws that keep us from eating yoga mats.
She sells books that is her agenda.
Sneed is the only cure I need.
Chuck offer included
@@DankAssPicklePop
(Formally Included)
not if yer curing gummy bears
Look at this city slicker with his fancy german cures.
@@DankAssPicklePop I accept 😳
Your the offspring of emplemon and internet historian, and thats pretty awesome
True.
@@Knight_Trooper patreon i guess.
My mans a time traveler
@@JimmehRulez the video was in a playlist for a little while so there were like 12 people who views this yesterday and funnily enough he made this public right after I commented something
Hes got some growing to do but the more of this breed we get the better
Ah I always wondered where the term “snake oil” came from
Snacum oil
Ironically snake oil is good for you
@@JimmehRulez who knew it came from snakes
@@toomanycharacter no actually sneak oil is beneficial because it has as much omega-3s as fish. It's actually the fake stuff that scammers sell less wow snake oil salesman got associated with charlatans
Your like a blend between Apandah, Emplemon, Internethistorian, and Knowledgehub, a perfect blend
Like jilly juice? :'v
You're*
I remember one of my classes at medical school where they showed us a whole bunch of bogus "alternative medicine" theories.
A lot of it was common things like homeopathy, but there were some even stranger ones. One that comes to mind is a theory that organs communicate to each other through ultrasonic waves and when they're not communicating properly that's when bad health happens (or something equally dumb). Even the other day I saw a facebook page with people who claim that germ theory is false. How someone can dispute something as well researched and proven as germ theory in the 21st century is beyond me, but somehow it happens.
There are a whole bunch of bunk treatments that are common place today that should not be chiropractors, raiki, essential oils and acupuncture are all bull shit and tomatoes.
Some actually work to some degree like St. John’s wart and ashwaganda and maybe ginseng. Acupuncture and cupping also are shown to have benefits, the problem is when people see it as a choice between traditional and modern medicine, it’s not a choice.
@@boygenius538_8 Homiopathy is a bunch of crap it’s basically taking something that might work and diluting it until it definitely doesn’t and then hoping and praying it does. If alternative medicine worked it would just be medicine. The Placebo effect is real.
Are you saying miasma is untrue??
@@samsalamander8147 “if alternative medicine worked it would just be medicine”
> implying that the J*** don’t wanna gaslight us to make more money
> implying that the pharmaceutical conglomerates don’t want to gaslight people into only thinking their shit works
But no, it’s still just a coincidence 😂 get outta here, you shill.
That cancer fraud is literally the cancer itself and it’s hilarious and sad.
That juice lady was actually worse wow
That jar looks like she vomited in it and using it as a second toilet
I love the Red Dead Redemption 2 references, man it's really rare to find these good RUclipsrs
Special snake oil has no snake oil ironically
In rdr2 btw
11:41
This is surprisingly popular actually. Whilst I was visiting Japan for vacation, they literally had an indoor waterpark with three huge swimming pools dedicated entirely to "Beer therapy". It was cool.
The beer bath, particularly for hair, has been a thing for thousands of years and does have some mild benefits. Usually the most benign ones are the most effective, especially food products. But obviously in moderation. Not; creating a toxic sodium cocktail like that woman was peddling. Vinegar and newspaper to clean glass is good.
The jilly juice lady said that part of the cleansing process was having 'waterfalls'. Where you basically had running diarrhea. There was a video of her standing on her porch where she describes herself having a 'waterfall'.
So she was shitting herself on camera and even proudly admitting it?
Ok...
lol i remember in the early stages of the pandemic my parents put onions everywhere to prevent covid and me and my sister were like "did they actually believe this?"
I'm pretty sure you are supposed to EAT the onions rather than wasting them. But then, doubt it'll do much.
I think the onion hung works, but only if you, you know, eat them. I did, and I never caught the Rona once, even when exposed to positive people.
A onion a day.....
@@funkymunky6971I guarantee you the onions had nothing to do with that.
@@tylerramos7633prove it
I feel sorry for the guy who died of gilly juice. He had already been through horrible cancer treatment and just couldn’t go through it again.
Alternative medicine is most of the time a pain in the ass for whole medical sector. Lots of people die because of harm of the "cures" and discontinuing of the treatments that requires special attention and special medicines like diabetes or cancer. You sir have done a great job putting emphasis on this important topic and emphasizing why people believe these kind of stuff(desperation). That's a fat sub from a medical student.
Glad people are pointing out big pharma scams
Honestly a lot of RUclips success seems to come from blessings from the almighty algorithm, but channels like this are literally bound to succeed. There is no timeline where this guy didn’t blow up. It’s just undeniably good entertainment.
This comment made me feel really good thanks so much
*lists the things Jilly Juice supposedly does
Me: ok ok, same shit
*says “reverses homosexuality”
Me: .... aight how did anyone believe this..?
homophobes will try anything to reinforce their beliefs.
Drink juice, it changes your whole sexuality for no reason
@@IBL15 estrogen pills?
“Live up to 400 years”
May have to buy this for my two husbands to help my upcoming bigamy trial
This is like a 2016 pyrocynical Video - in a good way
Ah when he didn't had his weird hairstyles.
So guys, we did it, Quarter of a million subscribers. I want to thank you all so much for thia.
7:00 I drink unpasteurized milk as a normal part of my diet and I can say with certainty that what ever alternative medicine people claim does, it doesn’t do.
It's just tasty. Raw milk gang
Brucellosis
The sole concern I have regarding beer bath can be summed up in the phrase: "yeast infection"
i assume the yeast is removed from the beer first
The "Chad jar of piss" got me good.
8:10 The BBC did and that's how I got to know about her. In the documentary they said that no company did any background checks and basically took her word for it only the news journalists did everything and she was known to be a serial liar before she became "famous".
Journalists doing their job right in that case.
Brother, seeing your videos improve over the past year from mildly entertaining fluff to genuinely hilarious pieces has been a pleasure. Keep it up! You’re growing into your own.
That scene from red dead was for sure created with the intent of mocking "healers" so to speak and they hit it right on the nose. Loved that one.
Channels like you give me hope that small creators can still succeed on RUclips
4:53 The funny thing is that one of the Artemisia plants is used to produce actual treatment for malaria.
Can confirm, before subbing was depressed. Now depression gone. THANKS DOC
Someone's really selling Jarate as a medicine
It’s probably more effective as a weapon.
the piss jar
"When you take piss,you just won't miss!"-me like rn
That’s what I thought of when I first saw that jar.
Babe. wake up, new Ghost Gum video
10:32 and that’s how you make a mob crowd come at you with torch and pitchforks
9:15 i love how you put the last airbender when you said "cancer"
Bathing in beer? Now THAT's an "alternative medecine" that I would totally try. In the name of science, of course
The beer bath sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection/UTI.
The beer spa thing can actually be dangers if the alcohol isn't heavily diluted in water. If using just straight up beer and very little water, you can absorb it through your skin and possibly get alcohol poisoning.
Everyone gangster until the "eat every burger in your area to cure your obesity" works
It sure as hell works if you live in a giant dessert
@@TheUSgovermentif you live in what kind of giant dessert? A pie? An ice cream sundae? A donut?
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 any dessert works. just don't eat it and keep Searching for burgers in it, you'll lose weight in no time
@@TheUSgoverment ok, thanks for the tip!
9:24 It can also cure the entire month of June!
the thing about jilly juice and other detox stuff that infuriates me the most is people forcing it upon their pets and children.
If that infuriates you, DO NOT look up anything having to do with “bleach treatments” for autism unless you actually want to fantasize about killing somebody. You have been warned.
In Brasil we had a senator that said that inhaling arc welding fumes, while being close to it's light would cure the virus
The RUclipsr Atrocity Guide has a great video on Breatharians; these are people who actually believe in the power of sustenance off air alone, with no food intake at all, It’s an absolutely wild rabbit hole.
A beer bath sounds like a sure way to get a yeast infection
something about commentary with well timed memes is a blessing
Urine, and especially aged urine had been used as a cleaning and sanitary product, especially for the body, for most cultures in most of human history
And life expectancy was also significantly lower in the past
@@bigmac92 Thats mainly because infant death rates were so high.
It’s becuase when it ferments it makes ammonia which can be used as a bleaching product. Still it can’t cure anything and I wouldn’t recommend drinking it. Also if you want ammonia in a less disgusting way, go to the store.
it was one of the best choices before modern disinfectants, because of the ammonia
9:19 “I’m sorry Mrs Smith but you son has been diagnosed with severe homosexuality” 😅
This is why i don't go outside in June
Lethal homosexuality
"I'm sorry, sir. You have the big gay"
Dr Phil criticizing someone because they don't have an active medical license and selling snake oil? The ignorance is overwhelming.
takes one to know one
11:11 fun fact pieces of mummies can actually cure symptoms and it was called mummia Ted-Ed made a video about it if you want to know more about mummia
Ah yes, dead humans are a great cure
It's amazing how much effort people will expend in finding and creating fake cures, but the second you tell them to just go for a run they're like "eughghnghghghghghhhhhhhhhhh"
I was watching this whilst my dad was channel surfing, as soon as you said, ‘you could make a documentary out of it’ in the bell Gibson segment, a documentary about bell Gibson comes on
Underrated comment. You definitely got lucky through some algorithm or another there.
1:08 as soon as you said "Now" I got jumped by a sand shark in subnautica
Jreg has made it, proud of him man.
Dude your videos are amazing, phenomenal editing too. I've binged away like 2 hours of my work day already lol
I can tell alot of Work went into this video and my god Does it show! Great work my man ill look forward to your future projects
youve seriously stepped up your game these last few videos. keep going strong brother, love the content
Couldn't wish for a better birthday present than a Ghost Gum upload
EDIT: After watching I can't believe you gave a shout out to me at the end, you're the best!
Happy birthday
@@GhostGum Thanks my man
trust me, anyone with a chronic illness can tell you about at least 3 "cures" they have been recommended. personal favourite is "doing squats to release the trauma stored in your hips" girl what
I really enjoy internet historian, this is a GREAT alternative lol. your channel is awesome
Love your style, subbed. Keep up the great work ethan.
Just when I started playing Read Dead Redemption 2. What timing! Good job!
How far are u by now also there is a train wreck with 2 gold bars and some other stuff in the train wreck between granite pass and springs with a forgettable name
Ngl i would unironically take that Beer spa, not for a cure of course, but to feel like a hedonistic French nobleman from the 18th century.
You mean German? I’m pretty sure a French nobleman would’ve used wine if anything.
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 i guess.
4:15
lmao
it's these small jokes which make you a great entertainer
what a load of snake oil
Haha ch3ck mark with no likes
@@ayan8136 twitter moment
@@Auditor1337 yep
damn, i had stage 1 brain cancer but after using the all cure of subscribing to your channel now im already on stage 5
Imagine after learning some died for your treatment you just say "DRINK MORE".
That salt water stuff is actually fucked up
Someone should really tell her to do that if it’s so good for everything…
Hey dude, I just watched 4 of your videos and I think your underrated, keep going.
This is your best and most educational video yet.
0:19 like I would believe that
The rapier wound cure is a clever to kill your enemies after you've wound them by telling them that they can heal themselves by infecting they're own wounds
Got notified by youtube about this video today. Its 2 years old and i've already watched it like 2 or 3 times. ??
I GOT IN A CAR WRECK AND I CANNOT MOVE IT MOVE IT
You're curing my depression, thank you
As a hockey fan, I love the random hockey references in his videos
Omgosh calling live action avatar “cancer” had me on the ground laughing wheezing for air
11:15 wasn't it supposed to be on the sword/rapier itself, not on wound? Because I heard about similar stuff called "sword oil" used back in Medieval times before rapier became a thing.
Closest thing I can think of is oiling your sword to prevent rusting.
Subscribing to this channel cured my will to live! Thanks ghost gum!
The algorithm did really fucking good with this one, subbed and looking forward to more vids
That robert smith part, I love it
It is a good day when ghost gum uploads
gotta wake the whole house up, new upload.
your editing is getting better and better
I'm glad I found your channel, RUclips's algorithm not introducing me to your content sooner is a crime
your videos are funny and professional at the same time
3:40 "Turpentine? You must have been confused with Serpentine."
8:40, nice little hockey reference there lol.
9:00 she got her degree from the University of Reddit
10:45 she probably don’t even drink it herself
Tell her to drink more and see what happens. Seriously.
It’s disgusting to think that these people take advantage of innocent peoples dire situations.
9:10 Please tell me I'm not the only one that thought this part was a joke
Love the team aps reference at 9:52
How does this guy not have at least a million subs?
Polio... /io... The man's a genius
"i speak to spirits..im a scientist"
ok buddy draedon
i love this channel so much