Tattoos - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 21

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  • Опубликовано: 24 апр 2024
  • This week's topic is Tattoos!
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    Produced by Chris Caso:
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  • @evand2
    @evand2 Месяц назад +696

    Nick is a top?!? Well wonders never cease....

    • @JuQui228
      @JuQui228 Месяц назад +363

      He identifies as a Blouse (a feminine top)

    • @ericdwhitmorec
      @ericdwhitmorec Месяц назад +87

      That's why he and Bob didn't...connect in that way, and became part of the friend verse

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@JuQui228😂

    • @TheAuntiePanda
      @TheAuntiePanda Месяц назад

      I can picture him fabulously cow-girling... technically that's on top 🤣🤣🤣

    • @louisdewit4429
      @louisdewit4429 Месяц назад

      Most masculine are ‘power’ bottoms. I’ve seen a lot of ‘fems’ who are top. So i’m not surprised.

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee Месяц назад +230

    Nick's voice impressions are the equivalent of a kid that tries to make a harmonica work but instead just hums and yells into the harmonica instead of blowing into it.

    • @Cardioqueenmom
      @Cardioqueenmom Месяц назад +7

      This is so oddly accurate 😂

    • @iamthatheroine
      @iamthatheroine Месяц назад +2

      HAHA

    • @gdnh
      @gdnh Месяц назад +1

      His Nick is so good but his Liza is so so so bad 😭

    • @PierIsABaraReader
      @PierIsABaraReader Месяц назад +1

      Clarinet is more close though. Now I want a R-rated teenager Squidward spinoff

  • @diegobellavia
    @diegobellavia Месяц назад +249

    Everybody so shocked about Nick being a top. Our favorite blouse loves dominos and Olive Garden and has like No fiber in his diet. 😂

    • @RitualoftheHabit
      @RitualoftheHabit Месяц назад +18

      No exactly! And no a$$ to bounce off 😂

  • @gingerleamcwow435
    @gingerleamcwow435 Месяц назад +197

    Seeing Nick relax and act silly has to be one of the funniest and most wholesome moments of my week 😂

  • @kchattx
    @kchattx Месяц назад +87

    The snort that just came out of me at “Lizzo, do you want to chime in??” 😂😂 I live for this podcast!! 💙

    • @donnalthood3102
      @donnalthood3102 Месяц назад +4

      Thank you for commenting on " Lizzo, chime in! When did the Pilgrims come"
      Perfect comment from Nick! Gay men are perfect at the snarky comment to take you down! I laughed so hard ( as a snarky Gay Man, myself!) 4:42

  • @eliodorocastillo2011
    @eliodorocastillo2011 Месяц назад +136

    Matteo says "cause you top" and looking directly into the camera is sending me!

  • @kambermusic
    @kambermusic Месяц назад +72

    nick's impressions all sound like squidward doing impressions

  • @brittanyr0607
    @brittanyr0607 Месяц назад +122

    Nick’s Smeagol impression sounds like Roz from Monsters Inc. 😂

    • @murrenkelly3866
      @murrenkelly3866 Месяц назад +5

      But why does he say Shmeagol instead of Sméagol?

    • @andrewchamberlain4474
      @andrewchamberlain4474 Месяц назад +2

      THANK YOU I couldn’t remember that name!

    • @PucaFlea
      @PucaFlea Месяц назад +1

      Matteo’s sounds more like Stitch to me and pretty sure he even did a Stitch impression on this pod very recently 😂
      Nick is spot on for Roz in Monsters Inc. I adore this pod

  • @mollywoolsey7677
    @mollywoolsey7677 Месяц назад +88

    My father who was born in 1923 was covered in tattoos. I remember he had a tattoo of a pig on the top of his foot. When my mother would fight with him, she would say “that pig should be on your face”😂

    • @GEMINI52398
      @GEMINI52398 Месяц назад +5

      Lmao! How did people react to your dad's tattoos in his time?

    • @mollywoolsey7677
      @mollywoolsey7677 Месяц назад +13

      @@GEMINI52398he was in the Navy WW2, he said whenever they were on leave they got drunk and tattooed. Apparently not that uncommon for the time

    • @GEMINI52398
      @GEMINI52398 Месяц назад +3

      @@mollywoolsey7677 Oh well did he like them? Did your mom like them?

    • @mollywoolsey7677
      @mollywoolsey7677 Месяц назад +8

      He loved them .I’m sure he thought they made him look like a badass. My mother didn’t like him or his tats😂

    • @Bewefau
      @Bewefau Месяц назад +1

      @@mollywoolsey7677 .....they why did she marry him? You the mail mans child ?

  • @treyweeeee
    @treyweeeee Месяц назад +61

    Nick should get an air fryer tattooed on him.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Месяц назад +132

    2:17 Nick with the ‘Thank You For Being A Friend’ Tramp Stamp when?

  • @janicecrossman6198
    @janicecrossman6198 Месяц назад +33

    I could not possibly love Nick any more than I already do. The cigarette smoker PSA was everything 😂😅

  • @Cardioqueenmom
    @Cardioqueenmom Месяц назад +33

    “What tribe are you? The pilgrims!?! “😂

  • @ericamserrato
    @ericamserrato Месяц назад +40

    The 🎤 to the throat had me ☠️ 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Месяц назад +246

    Quote of the Day: “What tribe are you from? The Pilgrims?”

    • @anitatimmons9525
      @anitatimmons9525 Месяц назад +7

      I agree with Nick I hate when people get Tribal Tattoo`s , unless they are from that tribe or know what it means .

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 Месяц назад +7

      Between that and him calling Mateo homophobic, unsupportive of women, and racist, I was HOWLING!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @ILoveMilwaukee14
      @ILoveMilwaukee14 Месяц назад +1

      This made me scream. 😂

    • @charmides898
      @charmides898 Месяц назад +3

      Nick was on fire in this one haha, he was completely right about Cats too, I’m a Swiftie and I was like ‘I won’t even watch that for her’

  • @randychampion184
    @randychampion184 Месяц назад +44

    People working production and laughing off camera to what's happening on camera is the best!!!

    • @mistym0rning
      @mistym0rning Месяц назад +1

      I think it’s just their producer Chris behind the camera, but yeah he seems to be having an awesome time 😄

  • @JustBreatheBuddy
    @JustBreatheBuddy Месяц назад +51

    3:26
    "This isn't poison"
    *Gestures to Poison Ivy*
    😝

  • @commandermercury6654
    @commandermercury6654 Месяц назад +36

    “Thank you for being a friend…travel down the road…and back again.” around Nick’s body might be the most hilarious idea for a tattoo I’ve ever heard! 😂
    I’ve got a Lucario tattoo, but I’m looking to maybe get a Good Omens themed tattoo in the future.

  • @melissarhodes5133
    @melissarhodes5133 Месяц назад +21

    Nick is in rare form in this and I'm loving it.

  • @lmoo2222
    @lmoo2222 Месяц назад +19

    for the daba-de-daba-di song: As kids we thought it was "I'm blue if I was green I would die" LOL

  • @zerocraic3966
    @zerocraic3966 Месяц назад +90

    Can i say thank you for making a fun show that isnt a 1-3 hour podcast. I know some longform shows merit their length, but having your podcast be longer than a short but shorter than one of those micbro podcasts is really refreshing

    • @P00py8UTT
      @P00py8UTT Месяц назад +2

      I want to hear them talk for an hour at least 😂😂😂😂

    • @Bewefau
      @Bewefau Месяц назад +1

      no they can't get into any topic, when it gets good they stop.

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 Месяц назад +1

      I agree … it’s ironic that the two podcasters I could probably listen to for hours concentrate on a 15-min shortform blog. But at least in part because it’s a 15-min blog, I listen to more successive episodes of this cast than I do any other. 😂 (You could go at least 20 mins, though!)

  • @paulrivas_88
    @paulrivas_88 Месяц назад +4

    I'm OBSSSED with Matteo's voices impressions 😍😍😍

  • @valerie3058
    @valerie3058 Месяц назад +54

    Chris's laugh is the absolute best

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Месяц назад +1

      His laugh makes Matteo's videos even funnier to me.

  • @jasonmarks80
    @jasonmarks80 Месяц назад +17

    This was the most chaotic I Never Liked You. Tattoos, Madonna, "Cats," and "Lord of the Rings" discussion. So much going on.

  • @lauracompton8191
    @lauracompton8191 Месяц назад +9

    I’m cracking up over Matteo’s Cher impression, “Sonny, you son of a bitch!” 😂

  • @Fairy_Ukraine
    @Fairy_Ukraine Месяц назад +32

    Nick is so adorable the way he is

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 Месяц назад +11

    "Both my drawings" - Smug voice

  • @phillipbernhardt-house6907
    @phillipbernhardt-house6907 Месяц назад +39

    "They don't look like cats, they look like Hep C."
    I died. ;)
    I only have two tattoos, but I'd like to get more.

  • @astroranger5528
    @astroranger5528 Месяц назад +62

    Nicks... A... Top..... !?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? The world doesn't make sense any more.

    • @KrystyneY
      @KrystyneY Месяц назад +2

      I was thinking that!

    • @BiohazardBinkie777
      @BiohazardBinkie777 Месяц назад +6

      I don't know what to think anymore. He gives bottom energy to me.

    • @j.t.rhoads7658
      @j.t.rhoads7658 Месяц назад +1

      He eats Olive Garden and you expect him to bottom?! Be real

  • @SuperKen6184
    @SuperKen6184 Месяц назад +12

    The Gollum/ Sméagol impressions were too good! 😄😄😄

  • @adriana410
    @adriana410 Месяц назад +5

    I'm crying, that was a really good Selma and Patty impression 🤣

  • @Masterjedi688
    @Masterjedi688 Месяц назад +16

    Nick, you can get Henna tattoos. There is no needle involved in those and the Henna Tats last only 1-3 weeks.

    • @thosefroggyfolks2004
      @thosefroggyfolks2004 Месяц назад +7

      Yesss! That poor henna artist tho if he tells her his Golden Girls idea 😅

    • @Masterjedi688
      @Masterjedi688 Месяц назад +2

      @@thosefroggyfolks2004 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealunicornselene
    @therealunicornselene Месяц назад +13

    Nick's shirt is wonderful for 2 reasons:
    1. Beautiful Bob.
    2. Those gunzzzz

  • @CakeboyRiP
    @CakeboyRiP Месяц назад +35

    I think we need more Chris in these videos

  • @nancyreid8729
    @nancyreid8729 Месяц назад +14

    Your cameraman adds a great deal to the podcast! I love his laugh.

  • @rocioiribe5841
    @rocioiribe5841 Месяц назад +13

    this episode felt SO relaxed. man that put me in a good mood

  • @adrianmadden7441
    @adrianmadden7441 Месяц назад +13

    Nick throwing Lizzos name around begging for her input on history facts is hilarious to me

  • @victoriastreetman
    @victoriastreetman Месяц назад +21

    Hahah talking about bobs shirt right off the bat 😂💕💕

  • @zuitsuit80
    @zuitsuit80 Месяц назад +15

    You guys should make a video where Matteo takes Nick to get one single tiny beauty mark tattoo.

    • @tatisjoa
      @tatisjoa Месяц назад +3

      I mean he would just pass out so probably just a 3 min video

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 Месяц назад

      Shades of Howard Wolowitz on _Big Bang Theory_ 😂

  • @jodioneill8266
    @jodioneill8266 Месяц назад +5

    I love these two together, I don't have any tattoos; however, I do have a daughter I named Sophia after the Golden Girls. Thank you two for being friends!

  • @brickrichbuilds
    @brickrichbuilds Месяц назад +13

    I need a convo where Matteo speaks only in song. Nick will bring every emotion it produces.

  • @hannahgracehorn
    @hannahgracehorn Месяц назад +8

    “Live laugh love” 😭🤣

  • @SweetLikeKiwi
    @SweetLikeKiwi Месяц назад +5

    These have become one of the highlights of my RUclips browsing THANK YOU

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi8821 Месяц назад +4

    I love hearing Matteo doing Cher - such a crack up 😂 😆. So goooood

  • @kenburns8721
    @kenburns8721 Месяц назад +9

    Some nights, I just can't sleep because Matteo doesn't know when the Mayflower landed.
    💚

  • @kylereddell
    @kylereddell Месяц назад +11

    when i was younger it was "i'm blue i'm in need of a guy, i'm in need of a guy i'm in need of a guy" 😂

    • @mistym0rning
      @mistym0rning Месяц назад +2

      When we were young my friend thought it was “I’m blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die” 😂

  • @mmh290
    @mmh290 Месяц назад +3

    I love this show. Thanks for creating and posting every week. We all need to lighten up and have a good laugh as often as we can.😊😂🥰

  • @CRandyGamble
    @CRandyGamble Месяц назад +4

    Nick's Gollum impression sounds more like the Rankin Bass animated version and I'm here for it. And a top?! Oh my, sir.

  • @countmomula4719
    @countmomula4719 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you both so much, you have no idea how bad I needed a laugh today. ❤

  • @orielwiggins2225
    @orielwiggins2225 20 дней назад

    This whole thing has me cackling loudly. I really appreciate you both doing these and Chris too. You three make my day each time I find these.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Месяц назад +6

    Matteo and his Arms >>>>>>>>>
    (Bonus Points for Poison Ivy Drawing)

  • @B3gonias
    @B3gonias Месяц назад +8

    As a kid, I wanted “Mattel” on the back of my neck like Barbie. Alas, I grew into more of a Skipper body type.

  • @bethanysolimine5428
    @bethanysolimine5428 Месяц назад +1

    I love Nick trying to do impressions. This was a great episode! I'm laughing so hard that I have tears.

  • @simplicitylost
    @simplicitylost Месяц назад +7

    12:45 🤣 I’m dying!!

    • @TomfuckeryAfoot
      @TomfuckeryAfoot Месяц назад +3

      Made me belly laugh and scare the dog 😭

  • @regina_filange2.0
    @regina_filange2.0 Месяц назад +2

    Omg you two had me laughing so hard😅 Then hearing Chris laughing too, I had tears😂

  • @sarty
    @sarty Месяц назад

    I adore these podcasts! Your chemistry is so great and I laugh out loud at your little looks at each other. Thank you for making these and I hope you continue! 🥰

  • @ryanmcconville7501
    @ryanmcconville7501 Месяц назад +2

    Ok Matteo’s hair is looking FULL. The plugs are plugging king

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru Месяц назад +1

    Y'all are so funny without even trying!! 🤣

  • @michaelgallo6593
    @michaelgallo6593 Месяц назад

    A truly fabulous episode! Had me in stitches!

  • @mollyl4821
    @mollyl4821 Месяц назад +1

    I was cackling through this whole video!! 😂😂😂

  • @abigaildietz9053
    @abigaildietz9053 Месяц назад +1

    Getting ready for work, this already made my day 😂 Love the Smeagol impressions.

  • @rasto6325
    @rasto6325 Месяц назад +1

    Kids where I grew up used to sing "I'm blue if I were green I would die" and the OD version is unhinged 😮😂

  • @happyisasmile
    @happyisasmile Месяц назад

    You had me in tears today, love you guys!! 😂

  • @janessy5674
    @janessy5674 Месяц назад +4

    This podcast needs to be longer!🤣🙏🏽

  • @sharonpaulsen5884
    @sharonpaulsen5884 Месяц назад

    “I’m blue da ba dee, da ba die” on the side rib … that was totes adorbs!

  • @elizabethannemargueriteber2148
    @elizabethannemargueriteber2148 Месяц назад

    You two are magic. Thank you for brightening my day

  • @alicia1641
    @alicia1641 Месяц назад

    I’m enjoying these short podcasts but I actually wish it was longer, you too are soo funny!

  • @grantgilbert2822
    @grantgilbert2822 21 день назад

    I love ya so much Nick, props for trying impressions. You’re a really good friend for coaching/humoring him, Matteo.

  • @pamelacarden2426
    @pamelacarden2426 Месяц назад

    This is the best! Love these to, hysterical 😂

  • @paayalsridhar1819
    @paayalsridhar1819 Месяц назад

    I could watch you two do impressions all day!! Loved this episode!!

  • @kristagasca6703
    @kristagasca6703 Месяц назад

    I look forward to these podcasts every Thursday before I go to work ❤

  • @aquaverse7470
    @aquaverse7470 Месяц назад +1

    The way I guffawed at 9:56 😂Nick is precious tho

  • @ushco8604
    @ushco8604 Месяц назад +1

    new avoidance strategy: sing memories whenever something uncomfortable comes up

  • @TaraOnder
    @TaraOnder Месяц назад

    Funniest episode to date! 😂 You guys are a delight!

  • @lidianeoliveira2512
    @lidianeoliveira2512 Месяц назад +2

    The laughs on the background are so good 😂

  • @abbylewis9702
    @abbylewis9702 Месяц назад

    I love watching these two together!!!! They are soooo funny!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @Mollypocket103
    @Mollypocket103 Месяц назад +2

    This whole time I thought Matteo’s tattoo was the Bride of Frankenstein 😂

  • @michelebridge1126
    @michelebridge1126 Месяц назад

    Another stellar performance boys 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟. I’m still laughing 😆

  • @jbhokie1
    @jbhokie1 Месяц назад

    I want Matteo & Nick to be my friends! 😂 Always making me laugh during my lunch breaks. Thanks for these videos, keep them coming.

  • @skeletor1422
    @skeletor1422 22 дня назад

    i will never not enjoy matteo bursting in to song mid conversation. he’s already amazing and then it’s like “but wait, there’s more!”

  • @JeffinSouthernTierNY
    @JeffinSouthernTierNY Месяц назад

    Another great episode, this was a fun one!

  • @signaturelements
    @signaturelements Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 Nick cracking himself up makes up for the casual outfit today lol

  • @kyleyoung4272
    @kyleyoung4272 Месяц назад

    I enjoyed the episode and had me, lol. While listening to Nick try to imitate Matteos, voice impressions were pure gold. I wish you both continued happiness and success. 👍

  • @kokoblaze420
    @kokoblaze420 Месяц назад

    Best episode yettt love you guys :3❤

  • @adamdiedrichs8216
    @adamdiedrichs8216 8 дней назад

    This is one of my favorite talks. Love how it derailed so many times

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Месяц назад +1

    Matteo’s impression of Cher sounded like Dr. Phil had possessed her.

  • @brandynuance7791
    @brandynuance7791 Месяц назад

    “Traveled down the road and BACK again” 🎶😂💘

  • @mistywebs
    @mistywebs Месяц назад

    This one had me cracking up, great episode, was sad when the buzzer went so im rewatching..lmao 'the "gay" night at Cats'...really?🤣😆

  • @valleyval7
    @valleyval7 Месяц назад

    Wow Nick set that timer so fast I literally GASPED! Lol 😂

  • @stephaniehalloran4447
    @stephaniehalloran4447 Месяц назад +1

    First of all. Nick a top is not what I thought. Secondly. Let's get another 15 mins please!!

  • @Death_at_all_Doses
    @Death_at_all_Doses Месяц назад

    I watched this and cracked up. I watched it again high and nearly killed myself laughing.

  • @Oliviapalviola
    @Oliviapalviola Месяц назад +1

    I love when they go down these rabbit holes of comedy genius 😂

  • @madelineraskay4717
    @madelineraskay4717 Месяц назад

    this is the funniest episode yet I have tears in my eyes

  • @kambermusic
    @kambermusic Месяц назад +2

    matteo's sméagol / gollum is spot on

  • @Dana_Rose_
    @Dana_Rose_ Месяц назад

    I love y'all so much! That's my review 😂❤❤❤

  • @TheClique86
    @TheClique86 День назад

    I love how it starts with one topic and ends with 20 more

  • @ilsathejoe
    @ilsathejoe Месяц назад +1

    Nick is…everything. ❤

  • @tasha5605
    @tasha5605 Месяц назад

    Potentially the best smeagol impression ive ever heard??? I am so impressed matteo lol

  • @gina17na
    @gina17na Месяц назад +1

    Wow. This ep has me thinking:
    1- the lyric in the song for me was:
    I AM BLUE IF WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
    tracks for my neurodiverness
    2-I have a lot of Jurassic Park tattoos
    🤘🦟🦖

  • @JoeCarrollOnline
    @JoeCarrollOnline Месяц назад

    I saw all the comments of Nick doing the impression and thought "it cant be that funny" then i heard the impressions and i am DOUBLED OVER in laughter.... 😅