@Dragon born Sorry, this is the Internet. It's hard to tell if someone is kidding. So I thought to correct someone I thought was being serious. Sorry about that.
@@noodlearg9745 you cant wooosh him if he gets the joke, he is refering to the "we can make a religion out of this... no dont" also stop woooshing people outside of reddit
*when gray gets 100 million subscribers* News Reporter: So what is your channel about *2 years later* Gray: and that’s why I have a life sentence in prison
"Sir, people all over the world are starving, what should we give them to eat?" "Human flesh" "Sir you really need to stop making these decisions when you're drunk" "I don't care, make it so"
11:28 Gray: “I Want A Zombie Zoo”. Game: “The Zombies Ate Everyone At The Camp”. **Literally Two Seconds Later** Gray: Yea!! It’s Confirmed! Gray Officially Has Memory Loss.
"Alright so we’re checking out the only game where [insert string of adjectives to describe the game] it’s [insert game title]" is. 👏 Freaking. 👏 *Iconic* 👏
@@hyalophora Soylent Green is a foodstuff portrayed in its titular film as a thin, pale green wafer, similar to those used in communion. In the film, the world is massively overpopulated to the point that food is constantly scarce (think having 10000 cows in a pasture meant for 1000). Soylent (shorthand for "soy lental", a real life meat substitute) Green is marketed by its manufacture as a cheap, plentiful food source along with its predecessors, Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow. The manufacturer reports that the biscuits are made of oceanic algae. The protagonist of the film, after witnessing his partner take his own life at a suicide parlor, follows the corpse as it is transported to a factory to be made into Soylent Green wafers. The authorities figure out the he isn't a corpse and haul him away publicly. The film ends with the protagonist screaming into the crowded streets, "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!" A Modest Proposal is a satirical essay by Jonathan Swift jokingly suggesting that eating poor children would ease the famine in Ireland at the time along with freeing both their parents and the country of the socioeconomic burden of caring for them.
You know there's something seriously wrong when Gray's *enthusiastically* making the same kind of decisions as the actual president of the United States.
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame actually if all humans alive were to stand with shoulders joined it would only cover roughly Los Angeles border Correct me if I am wrong somewhere lol
Me when I see this title: oh no My friend who has made this clear for the past three months when she searched it in school: cannibalism is legal if u don’t kill the person and just find the body.
“Dollar store Trump” 😂😂😂 I normally hate watching game channels, but I’ve been binge watching the channel for a week straight. This is one of my favorite channels
So "The Capital is being invaded" 7:21 is kind of sus to me because it just happened on Jan 6th 2021, dang son. This game predicted the end of December 2020 and what would happen in the capital. Wtf?
President Rules 3:33 1. Follow the rules. 2. Focus on making the world a better place. 3. Learn from your mistakes. 4. Try to do the best you can that always making the right choices.
"Bombs are like Windex, you can use them for basicly anything." Gray 2019
I came up on this comment just as Gray was saying it.
It feels weird seeing something that's not (name) 2020
It’s true though. I almost got a date, because of one.
I was the 666th like YEET!
@@sockman-pc3dm CONGRAJULATIONS MY MAN
Grey: **sarcastically** he does not resemble any character ficticious or otherwise
Also Grey: SO DOLLAR STORE TRUMP
69th like
😂😂😂
xpumpernickelx Gray*
Sorry, I should just shut up sometimes
Uh.. I’m bad at this... sorry
Now saying someone is a “whole meal” can be literal
That is so great lol
Nah, it's only an appetizer
Then they are a drink
it always was 👀
@@Hidden4125 nah it depends on how fat they are
Sending prisoners to Mars is literally just asking for another Australia
Wait a minute... I Wanna move to Space Mars Australia.
So another country where even some of the locals struggle to understand the local language?
@Dragon born Um, no. As an Australian, I can tell you most animals aren't even remotely threatening if you don't piss them off.
@Dragon born Sorry, this is the Internet. It's hard to tell if someone is kidding. So I thought to correct someone I thought was being serious. Sorry about that.
@Dragon born I genuinely just thought you were someone misinformed.
I read the title as
*“I Legally Cannibalized a President”*
KathiEOSp even better
Sameeee
I read it as I legalized cannabis as president
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
KathiEOSp for world peace?
Cannibal: “You’re looking like a snack “
Woman: *sweating intensifies*
Yes just yes
Grey : *makes cannibalism legal*
My awful mind : _"lets make a religion out of that"_
no don't
@@noodlearg9745 r/woosh
@@noodlearg9745 you cant wooosh him if he gets the joke, he is refering to the "we can make a religion out of this... no dont" also stop woooshing people outside of reddit
@@noodlearg9745 it's in reference to Bill wurtz history of the entire world I guess both the "...make a religion out of that" and "no don't"
Wow noodlepirate deleted his comment
Gray: makes people go into quarantine. Me: watching this video during quarantine.
Well that was ironic Edit: we’re in quarantine right now....and also watching this video during quarantine
He died from riots aka the blm riots he got hacked aka anonymous and virus aka corona
EmraldDragon314 I’m confused
@@Emerald314 *visible confusion*
@@raycongaming9534 still quarantined :l
I feel like these kinds of games are specifically made for gray
Toasty Toast Devs will be making game following Gray's style now and make him the VIP😆
I considered making games just for Gray. But I have no art skills.
Xen McKinzee you should totally do that
Gee what makes you think that?
yes 100 precent
/\,,,,,,/\
(O W O)
"Considering Trump is now Florida Man"
Well, technically he is, since he apparently moved his residence to florida...
... that explains so much.
this........ is .................. mind blowing
Matthew Howard I thought you were talking about trump for a second and I was so confused
Lord Samosa
who said he wasn’t
Lord Samosa Bruh, how is he not
Or maybe Florida moved to him.
Everyone: The senate will decide your fate.
Gray: I am the senate.
Not yet.
SuperbroTV better than Batman😆
69th like
Duel Of Fates starts playing.
Everyone else: aw fuuuuuuu
Me: (is sad because I accidentally chose the rude dialogue option in a game)
Gray: “pathetic”
i just kill them if the game lets me its why i like fallout newvegas it lets me shoot everyone it should be called fallout west
Ew jojo
@@Brandogamer293 ew someone who judges people over things they enjoy
@@Brandogamer293 ew a normie without good taste
@@alessandraalinacarabulea8583 Ew a human bean
“Okay we’re back to the game where.....,” and “Dammit.” Are so iconic at this point.
Charlotte Ginger “the game” I hate you
I actually missed when he tried in the game like gold rush and summer car.
R/woosh to both of you
@@dorkhydrogen I wish sometimes he would try too
I miss the "new game dammit" intro
"We'd like you to leave your post"
"That's probably not going to happen."
Gray predicted the future.
*when gray gets 100 million subscribers*
News Reporter: So what is your channel about
*2 years later*
Gray: and that’s why I have a life sentence in prison
"No resemblance to any real people, fictitious or otherwise."
This just in, people can be simultaneously real and fictitious.
Sending prisoners to Mars sounds like a good recipe for mecha anime evil empire kind of villains.
So, Aldnoah Zero.
Marstralia.
I keep seeing you everywhere
@@gaspardsavoureux8680
Who?
@@AssistantCoreAQI A. Ahmou
I read the title as
“I legalized cannabis”
Me: Canada 🇨🇦
./.
Lmao me too
Canada 🇨🇦 🍁
Bruh
I wonder how much better things would be if we did elect Cannabis as president...
Nobody:
I Legalized Cannibalism as President - I Am President:
Seems Legit
-_-👌
Ok boomer
What is this comment section
I thought it said Legalized Cannabis when I clicked on the video... I was disappointed...
If world leaders thought "lets do the opposite Gray does in his videos", the world would be a better place
President: gray plz just leave me alone
Gray: no you are my servant now
Tylord6900 FLA Gray is better than Prez
President: Security!!
*all the security agents blair withing in corners mumbling something to themselfs*
President: *starts shivering uncontrolably*
5:35
"My God, I hate Drugs."
Me: *filipino gasp*
*proud Duterte noises*
I really hate weed the smell so bad and alcohol taste so baaad
@@Decade332 yes but how do you know how did you what weed smells like?
DDS intensifies
I read the comment as grey said it
"If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." ~ Dahmer
Gray: [Is surrounded by flesh-eating zombies]
Gray: I don’t necessarily have a problem with this
Bombs are like Windex, you can use them for basically anything - Gray 2019
"Sir, people all over the world are starving, what should we give them to eat?"
"Human flesh"
"Sir you really need to stop making these decisions when you're drunk"
"I don't care, make it so"
Lol
Nobody:
Grey: *plays the dumbest games but makes them funny as hell*
Steve Harrington BEETLEJUICE
I don't see how it's funny he just says the same thing all the time and picks the worst options
Joseph If you don’t enjoy it, there’s no need to dis it. Just don’t watch it.
@@noodlearg9745 dang it, you beat me too it
Joseph ok boomer
"Between money and death, I'm choosing death"
He is so humble lol
Gray: Legalizes Cannibalism
*Hannibal Lecter Wants to Know Your Location*
Wow, A Like, wait that's just me.
No
David Trout is it perhaps America?
He just wants to have dinner with you.
*Leatherface will join soon enough*
"Welcome. New Foreign Overlords!"
Gray: "Everyone's probably going to have a better life now!"
LMAO
Plot twist the foreign overlords are clones of gray so we’re never truly safe
I thought it said "I legalize Cannabis" and was all for it, but then I realized it said Cannibalism... and I thought: even better
Same
Ik I was already lighting up before I realized 😂
E- excuse me?
Well ... it's something
I mean cannibalism is legal now too if you have the person's approval
“My entire audience this entire game has been a group of zombies. Actually, it’s been the best audience”
Ouch
Nobody:
President: legalize everything.
Gray: deal
Me: lol no
Lol yes
Absolutely
11:28
Gray: “I Want A Zombie Zoo”.
Game: “The Zombies Ate Everyone At The Camp”.
**Literally Two Seconds Later**
Gray: Yea!!
It’s Confirmed! Gray Officially Has Memory Loss.
Graystillplays earned an achievement: memory loss 100
The title screamed to every fiber of my being to watch as soon as I saw the notification.
I think I have a problem.
Gabe Blue no you have a lack of a problem
I just got my phone back from being grounded and I was like: I have been summoned!!!
Wait, even if you chose vegetables....
You’d still eat human flesh.
He's got my vote!
This video takes a whole new meaning in 2021😂
So true man, So true.
This is what I was looking for lmfao
I read the title as "I legalized cannabis as President"
Alan Check Gray would want Methamphetamine instead but i guess that'll work
Alan Check that would be reasonable and this is gray so it’s not going to happen.
Me: **reads this**
Also me, a Canadian: Yeah so, about that-
@@uncomfortablegayleftist6600 ???lol what
Galaxstify Frost
Pot is legal down here lmao
"No Mercy!" Well... that's a war crime.
*exactly*
When you arrive just in time to see the best answer for the poll is at 69% "perfectly balanced as all things should be"
Helook master chief
"Alright so we’re checking out the only game where [insert string of adjectives to describe the game] it’s [insert game title]" is. 👏 Freaking. 👏 *Iconic* 👏
True
“Dollar store trump”
~gray 2019
Value Trump 😂
So just tRump?
Jane Doe the left can’t meme. Take a joke like the rest of us
The ShadowMan Pretty sure they were making a joke. Hard to tell over the Internet tho.
@@beechcraftkingair3799 You misspelled "the right".
Gray was 3 months ahead of his time with the quarantine
More Walls Dammit
Fact: Cannibalism is already perfectly legal in the US as long as the flesh is obtained legally.
Rogue Wolf what?
@@arcticfox5379 cannibalism is legal as long as you dont kill the person to eat him. You could eat your dead friend if he wasn't burried.
@@Hypie582 ok so now I'm going to move to Nepal where I intended to live as a goat
How do you know this
@@azm1510 ok....
When you see anything that has to do with cannibalism in the thumbnail, you KNOW it's gonna be a good video
"Good news! We've successfully landed on Mars!"
"Brilliant! Take our prisoners there!"
*_BRITISH SOUNDS INTESTIFY_*
Australia Intensifies
Lets take a moment to respect all the lost lives due to GrayStillPlays
PlayBackz why the hell would we do that?
@@sunkiller5682 why not... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
F for satan he must really hate the overpopulation in hell because of him.
I am one of those lives.
I died due to laughing.
"You have been measured. You have been weighed. And you have been found wanting..."
Getting some A Knight's Tale vibes hard there.
“Bombs are like Windex. You can use them for basically anything.”
"Bombs are like Windex, you can use them for anything."
-Gray 2019
Great, now I had to look up what "Soylent Green" meant.
And I thought A Modest Proposal was bad...
Yeah it’s kinda disgUstang
I had to look up "A Modest Proposal" because of this comment
It's horrible but "Soylent Green" is honestly worse imo
explain
@@hyalophora Soylent Green is a foodstuff portrayed in its titular film as a thin, pale green wafer, similar to those used in communion. In the film, the world is massively overpopulated to the point that food is constantly scarce (think having 10000 cows in a pasture meant for 1000). Soylent (shorthand for "soy lental", a real life meat substitute) Green is marketed by its manufacture as a cheap, plentiful food source along with its predecessors, Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow. The manufacturer reports that the biscuits are made of oceanic algae. The protagonist of the film, after witnessing his partner take his own life at a suicide parlor, follows the corpse as it is transported to a factory to be made into Soylent Green wafers. The authorities figure out the he isn't a corpse and haul him away publicly. The film ends with the protagonist screaming into the crowded streets, "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"
A Modest Proposal is a satirical essay by Jonathan Swift jokingly suggesting that eating poor children would ease the famine in Ireland at the time along with freeing both their parents and the country of the socioeconomic burden of caring for them.
Me: Alright-
My sister: you're watching Graystillplays aren't you?
Me:
@@name437 no
I truly wonder how many innocent souls were extraculated in today's video.
Beans.
Gray: He has no relation to anyone fictional or real
Gray 2.5 seconds later: Alright dollar store Trump
Nobody:
Gray: *_sOyLeNt GrEeN dAmMiT!!!_*
Edit: 69 likes. *_nice_*
Who ruined it
Like it until 96 or 420 then
Let's try get this to 420
You know there's something seriously wrong when Gray's *enthusiastically* making the same kind of decisions as the actual president of the United States.
Gray should never have this power, nevermind he is the best preident
The Bandwagon wagon he may even be able to legalize ways to reduce overpopulation😆
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame actually if all humans alive were to stand with shoulders joined it would only cover roughly Los Angeles border
Correct me if I am wrong somewhere lol
Itzkamlesh Gaming LOL, at least the cramped area is focused, the border and the shoulder😆
Interesting bit of trivia: cannibalism itself isn't actually illegal. However, nearly everything you'd need to do to be a cannibal is illegal.
Nice
Me: reads title
Also me: *This is normall at this point*
Edit: OMG THX FOR REPLY
Retard Boiz his videos from 2 years ago are so different from the current ones
NORMAl !
Consistency is important.
@GrayStillPlays
Yeah I'm sure it won't become stale boring and monotonous
0:38 Most likely real Trump is controlled by someone as masochistic as Gray
Big brain time
"Higher Minimum Wage" - 100% vote.
Oh boy how wholesome 👏🏻
Parkour Pickle actually it’s 7%
Parkour Pickle you should know by now that the last option is always the most sadistic and most voted
@@sunkiller5682 it was 100% when I voted
OwO
Me when I see this title: oh no
My friend who has made this clear for the past three months when she searched it in school: cannibalism is legal if u don’t kill the person and just find the body.
Comments: Who has been a fan before 2019??
ME:
NOBODY CARES BRUH
Me
Not me I discovored this last week
Me
Loopy Ekky SAME
"More apocalypse Bill's DAMMIT!"
Gray God made an apocalypse bill when he let the world have you.
Play more gym simulator plz grey! I died so hard🤣
OMG, YOU REMEMBER...
How could I not. I also found out that sperm protein is real I looked it up.
You deserve every like and sub you get/already have because of your sense of humor and fun gameplay.
I rate you 10 out of Burnt Cheese Toast.
Can I just say this man makes my day everyday. Love what u do keep doing what you're doin much love
"The enemy has withdrawn"
As bombs are still exploding in the background
I originally read it as Cannibis and I was like: "Wait that's way to normal for Gray."
"giant robot-"
me:TORD?!? IS THAT YOU?!
Sunshine lollipops
@@brianlion2776 =) time to murder someone with my new GIANT ROBOT~~
@@snapple3346 I volunteer as tribute
Brian Lion mkay~
Gray accidentally did his job by helping people, oh well...we all makes mistakes.
“Dollar store Trump” 😂😂😂 I normally hate watching game channels, but I’ve been binge watching the channel for a week straight. This is one of my favorite channels
Haha this game is kinda relavent right now
Congratulations, you have turned Mars into Australia 2.o.
You ran into Anonymous if they actually did everything they said they did.
This video aged well with the circumstances we have few months into 2020. 😂
It just looks like a thumb that’s vomiting up ketchup
11:25 did grey predict the future?
when i saw the option of sending all your prisoners to mars, my first thought was *“space australia”*
Hey Gray! Have you ever considered Rimworld? You get to be a colony of cannibal psychopaths who can make human leather dusters and hats!
Sending our prisoners to Mars? What are we, a bunch of Brits?
"Technically this is cleaning up the premises, it's just cleaning up ALL of the premises."
i've never been this early, especially to something political
'my audience is just zombies'
me watching youtube videos 18 hours a day: rude, but true
So "The Capital is being invaded" 7:21 is kind of sus to me because it just happened on Jan 6th 2021, dang son. This game predicted the end of December 2020 and what would happen in the capital. Wtf?
President Rules 3:33
1. Follow the rules.
2. Focus on making the world a better place.
3. Learn from your mistakes.
4. Try to do the best you can that always making the right choices.
“The capital is being attacked”
“Woo hoo!”
Boy howdy this did not age well
7 months ago: funny joke
Today: kanye announced hes running for president
Who thought the title said Cannabis rather than cannibalism?
The Gaytheist SO MANY people in the comments
@@noodlearg9745 sorry
The Gaytheist why are you sorry..........
@@noodlearg9745 I thought I made the same comment a bunch of people made
The Gaytheist oh XD I was just replying to your question. It’s ok we all make mistakes
First I watched Markiplier play "I Am Fish" now I'm watching Gray play "I Am President"
Lmao I've been Binge watching all your kindergarten videos all day 😂
Jordan Andrews *binge
@@sunkiller5682 thank you
One of Gray’s more classic videos.
"My God, I hate drugs!" Is actually a quote from a president 😂
Probably a lot of em lol
7:21 that didn't age well
Sooooooo, THIS hits different now...
Greys videos get me in trouble because I laugh to loud at them xD
2:57 that reminds me of when grat bombs the world so that he can make it into a giant *YEET* . hmmmmmmmmm
Ya know eatin people is legal but Mary Jane ain't ya government chaps