My Name Is Not Important speech

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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2019
  • The Antagonist speech from Hatred. Enjoy!

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  • @thiagoaurelio5761
    @thiagoaurelio5761 Год назад +484

    Happiest retail worker:

    • @izzys6472
      @izzys6472 3 месяца назад +24

      “I’m sorry about your situation and all but can you tell where the IPhone cases are?”
      “Down the aisle, 2 shelf….”

    • @2000mudkip
      @2000mudkip Месяц назад +6

      Nah this guy is too optimistic

  • @KoolAidQuantum
    @KoolAidQuantum 11 месяцев назад +962

    “Free the homie 🗣️”
    The homie:

  • @barry6370
    @barry6370 2 года назад +2098

    "You can no longer simulate oral sex in Fortnite."

  • @kitsuphrenia
    @kitsuphrenia 3 года назад +1332

    Discord moderators after getting demoted:

    • @Luka-fc8xn
      @Luka-fc8xn 2 года назад +6

      nah they are alot more fat

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 2 года назад +7

      @@Luka-fc8xn "more fat" .........

    • @neferiusnexus
      @neferiusnexus 2 года назад +36

      Can confirm. Used to be one... my lawyer has advised me not to elaborate.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 6 месяцев назад +2

      So true

    • @misato6529
      @misato6529 2 месяца назад

      NPC comment

  • @thesadprepper3722
    @thesadprepper3722 3 года назад +1982

    Every Marvel character: *Friendly, loves to crack jokes, optimistic*
    Frank Castle:

    • @thegreygoblin5165
      @thegreygoblin5165 3 года назад +142

      To be fair, characters like DareDevil and Juggernaut aren't exactly all sunshines and rainbows either

    • @TovenDo.O.Video-
      @TovenDo.O.Video- 2 года назад +31

      And he's the best

    • @NotoriousFoxxx
      @NotoriousFoxxx 2 года назад +59

      Hey man frank castle would never kill innocent civilians this way

    • @fak4ndo841
      @fak4ndo841 2 года назад +2

      Frank no kill 1000 inocent people

    • @SimplyShayne
      @SimplyShayne 2 года назад +25

      @@NotoriousFoxxx I wouldn't be so sure if I were you. After all, Frand did clap a dude for jaywalking.

  • @Simon-hl9xn
    @Simon-hl9xn 2 года назад +929

    When your little caesar's pizza is not hot and ready

    • @FOX_930
      @FOX_930 Год назад +40

      Pullin out an ak 47

    • @oldsaggyorcsacs1630
      @oldsaggyorcsacs1630 Год назад +11

      When amerimutt’s say they’re Italian and the closest thing to Italian they’re gonna get is working at little Caesar’s.

    • @kingpiye7060
      @kingpiye7060 Год назад

      ​@@oldsaggyorcsacs1630
      You euros are mutts too

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 Год назад +10

      @@oldsaggyorcsacs1630
      >wop calling anyone else a mutt
      Kek

    • @ignarock12
      @ignarock12 Год назад +1

      @@somerandomname3124 tf is wop, leave your house at least a week you freak

  • @shrimpfry880
    @shrimpfry880 2 года назад +846

    most mentally stable FPS player

  • @forsaille4655
    @forsaille4655 10 месяцев назад +456

    "Hello neighbor, I made some cookies today but ended up making way too much. Do you want some?"
    *The next morning*
    "My name is important, life is just as important. I found a new light in this world and the good people that inhabit it. My life has become warm and sweet joy and I always wanted to live feeling like I belong. This is the time of improvement and there's a lot of people worth meeting, and I will put in my friends list as many as I can. It's time for me to heal and it's time for me to live"
    *Goes bowling with the neighbors*

    • @The_Devils_reject
      @The_Devils_reject 9 месяцев назад +49

      It would have unironically helped him, lol.

    • @christinesulyvahn6043
      @christinesulyvahn6043 8 месяцев назад +32

      I would marry someone capable of make this speech

    • @faleilham8334
      @faleilham8334 8 месяцев назад +10

      I wonder if the developers ever read JoJo part 4. This scene reminds me to Kira Yoshikage intro before he could landed fatal blow to Dwarf characters.

    • @DhruvC1234
      @DhruvC1234 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hatred if it was good:

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 6 месяцев назад +16

      I like to think he still dresses the exact same way but is legitimately a saint

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 3 года назад +920

    When you send a long winded text telling her how you feel and she replies "K"

    • @surobyk
      @surobyk 2 года назад +49

      she sends you back the screenshot

    • @davidwhite8921
      @davidwhite8921 10 месяцев назад +4

      Me When you have covid and you suffer and you tell your friend that you have covid instead of caring and being shocked, he just says K

  • @user-mv3ng8pp4b
    @user-mv3ng8pp4b Год назад +1522

    The most unrealistic part of this game is the fact that a 6’3 large, muscular bodied guy is going on a rampage when in fact it would be a 5’3 small skinny bodied man in real life

    • @nomadirl3380
      @nomadirl3380 Год назад +87

      Why not? Maybe hes been training for it for years

    • @bobpsicotico1996
      @bobpsicotico1996 Год назад +343

      ​​@@nomadirl3380 hatred lore, not important was a U.S Marine, he had many scars in his face, and you can find a army jacket in his house, this ia why he is well trained and buff

    • @user-mv3ng8pp4b
      @user-mv3ng8pp4b Год назад +74

      Hahaha guys I was referring to how a lot of mass murderers lately have been nerdy. But then again the bank shooter and that kiddo that had a mass schooling after

    • @HJ-bd6mb
      @HJ-bd6mb Год назад +43

      Most of the shooters I've looked up were skinny 6'0+ white dudes

    • @papastalin3498
      @papastalin3498 Год назад +31

      ​@@HJ-bd6mbwell yeah cuz at that age some develop faster and working out isn't so effective if you haven't matured that much

  • @emilstnt3495
    @emilstnt3495 4 года назад +886

    gamers after playing tetris for 0.4 seconds

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  4 года назад +31

      Me? I’m so confused

    • @emilstnt3495
      @emilstnt3495 4 года назад +13

      @Marcus no u made an unfunny joke that made no sense so i fixed it

    • @emilstnt3495
      @emilstnt3495 4 года назад +6

      @Marcus it wasnt even a meme u just posted something that made no sense

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  4 года назад +9

      Alright guys (ladies if one of you are a female) let’s be civil and calm down. Let’s all be whole and work together. LOL.

    • @emilstnt3495
      @emilstnt3495 4 года назад +1

      @Marcus dude i told u it literally wasnt a meme you just posted something and it literally made no sense i had to fucking decypher what the fuck it said

  • @redc7146
    @redc7146 10 месяцев назад +622

    The best part is when John Hatred says “it’s Hatred time”. Powerful.

    • @LuisManeIII
      @LuisManeIII 9 месяцев назад +17

      Don't forget the part where he teamed up with green yakuza to commit the bite of 85 on those uenio clan

    • @bosniaforever
      @bosniaforever 9 месяцев назад +54

      HIS NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @LuisManeIII
      @LuisManeIII 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@bosniaforever SLAY QUEEN

    • @christinesulyvahn6043
      @christinesulyvahn6043 8 месяцев назад

      @@bosniaforever NOTIN PORTANT YOU D*** F**** (just kidding, love youuu)

    • @verybasedman
      @verybasedman 7 месяцев назад +4

      bravo vince

  • @belkai7453
    @belkai7453 2 года назад +2260

    R.I.P Notim Portant, a good friend to those close to him and a role model for his community

    • @y0shikagej0estarb0wie6
      @y0shikagej0estarb0wie6 2 года назад +80

      Before he shot it up and left it to burn that is.

    • @boot_912
      @boot_912 Год назад +19

      ​@You just lost the game after the last level, no one will have to worry about anything

    • @Dullahan161
      @Dullahan161 11 месяцев назад +27

      Knott M. Portant

    • @AmeteurGamer
      @AmeteurGamer 9 месяцев назад

      @@Dullahan161

    • @martinhumberto9665
      @martinhumberto9665 9 месяцев назад +8

      more like Nathan Portman XDXD

  • @6991pdm
    @6991pdm Год назад +519

    Mad props to the voice actor for being able to recite the whole thing with a straight face

    • @christinesulyvahn6043
      @christinesulyvahn6043 8 месяцев назад +47

      Dude, imagine you're just taking out the trash of your house, suddenly you hear people screaming on the background, then suddenly you see an hairy guy in a black coat with an rifle coming on your direction. That would be creepy

    • @thatonefatnative5440
      @thatonefatnative5440 8 месяцев назад

      @@christinesulyvahn6043your mother

    • @woodsy4698
      @woodsy4698 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@christinesulyvahn6043 For americans that's tuesdays

    • @christinesulyvahn6043
      @christinesulyvahn6043 3 месяца назад +4

      @@woodsy4698 Nah, this only applies to Ukraine, Gaza and Middle East

    • @christinesulyvahn6043
      @christinesulyvahn6043 25 дней назад

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 Nah dude, is not like Postal invented the wheel

  • @realmyfleshburns
    @realmyfleshburns Год назад +104

    when the "i have no enemies" guy gets a "shes busy lil bro" message

  • @ClosedChannel01
    @ClosedChannel01 Год назад +72

    Clown class in school: *Funny and happy*
    Clown class at home:

  • @ShmeengusDingus
    @ShmeengusDingus 3 года назад +756

    What journalists kept saying would happen after watching joker once

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 2 года назад +67

      If I became a 6 foot beast of a man who can brutally kill and attack with weapon knowledge and military tactics I would rewatch Joker forever.

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo Год назад +3

      Can confirm

    • @nikpen2236
      @nikpen2236 Год назад +15

      This is what parents and news outlets think violent video games do to people

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni Год назад +4

      This happened to my buddy Eric

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад

      The movie joker is sparking an outrage possible incel violence

  • @augakem
    @augakem 4 года назад +554

    When someone wins rock paper scissors against you:

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Год назад +13

      “Gun.”
      **makes gun shape with fingers and somehow shoots him with it**

    • @yeedog6145
      @yeedog6145 9 месяцев назад

      You don't know mindgames until you've picked rock for the third time in a row and win each time.

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 Месяц назад

      ​@@crimsondynamo615
      With a flick of the wrists, the Heavy mimics a quick-draw pistol High Noon while shouting "Pow! Haha!"

  • @Yeeluminati
    @Yeeluminati Год назад +827

    Is it just me or his speech is just hilarious.

    • @derrumbate9942
      @derrumbate9942 Год назад +117

      For me its legendary

    • @tonicopointpvz
      @tonicopointpvz Год назад +93

      ​​@@derrumbate9942 no its goofy, like his name: "Not Important" 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @derrumbate9942
      @derrumbate9942 Год назад +21

      @@tonicopointpvz i said for me bruh. No intention to invalidate your opinion

    • @tonicopointpvz
      @tonicopointpvz Год назад +1

      @@derrumbate9942 👍

    • @jefferson-tl3cr
      @jefferson-tl3cr Год назад +7

      ​@@derrumbate9942 "it's legendary"
      Pfp checks out

  • @sami_irl
    @sami_irl Год назад +108

    12 year olds when the mcdonalds happy meal has the wrong toy

  • @tf2pyro703
    @tf2pyro703 4 года назад +676

    The breakup of Dethklok hit Nathan Explosion really hard.

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  3 года назад +45

      I miss watching the show but the band is still brutal to me

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. Год назад +5

      Brutal.

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Год назад +1

      He seems to have gotten smarter tho.

    • @JGT-yd2wx
      @JGT-yd2wx 10 месяцев назад

      Shut up and take my like.

  • @energeticyellow1637
    @energeticyellow1637 2 года назад +183

    POV: Its 2003 and you just got finished listening to your favorite Linkin Park/Slipknot album after your parents grounded you for a week (so nostalgic!)

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo Год назад +30

      Sir, this is Subway

    • @TrueSpider-Man
      @TrueSpider-Man 3 месяца назад +5

      Me after listening to all of Iowa

  • @johnnyg4mer764
    @johnnyg4mer764 Год назад +42

    Most mentally stable public school student:

  • @nooby8187
    @nooby8187 11 месяцев назад +59

    nerds: "can't wait for school tomorrow!! "🤓🤓🤓
    the quiet kid:

  • @K3ntucky123
    @K3ntucky123 4 года назад +232

    Plot twist:
    His name is Nathan Explosion

    • @Plaguelord999
      @Plaguelord999 4 года назад +6

      Brütal

    • @luidyg1173
      @luidyg1173 3 года назад +2

      Really ??

    • @Petronia911
      @Petronia911 3 года назад +8

      @@luidyg1173 Oh yes, absolutely.
      He was a metal band singer before becoming Not Important.

    • @satinsguard
      @satinsguard 3 года назад +13

      Dethklok's breakup hit him hard.

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  3 года назад +7

      Let’s go to a concert then

  • @gammerbag1177
    @gammerbag1177 3 года назад +385

    My 9 year old me after having a argument with my parents

    • @imdebaws3715
      @imdebaws3715 2 года назад +36

      "my 9 year old me"

    • @bera580
      @bera580 Год назад +4

      @@imdebaws3715 nanar

  • @Acridobject
    @Acridobject 3 года назад +600

    this is what Eliot Rodger pictured himself as

  • @radioffIine
    @radioffIine 2 года назад +74

    When they put a girls toy in your happy meal.

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard 4 года назад +2128

    Edgeist game ever.

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 4 года назад +43

      Postal 2 sodomizes its mother with this game, honestly.

    • @Pachitaro
      @Pachitaro 4 года назад +276

      Umm have you even played Stardew Valley? That game is x10000 more edgy lmao

    • @DAVMCPRJT
      @DAVMCPRJT 4 года назад +102

      @@Pachitaro back then before hatred and other edge games that kill alot of humans or races there was postal

    • @ketrub
      @ketrub 4 года назад +89

      no way in hell, the new animal crossing is coming in a month

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  4 года назад +47

      What is the comment section going on about? LOL

  • @Dusky-Bunn1e
    @Dusky-Bunn1e 2 года назад +232

    Still weird to think that Not Important canonically lives near me.

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial Год назад +73

    Christ this makes shadow the hedgehog look like mario.

  • @Hill-BillyBoy
    @Hill-BillyBoy 3 месяца назад +20

    POV: You are a janitor on a Sunday afternoon.

  • @SiegeBallista
    @SiegeBallista 4 года назад +219

    Craaaawwwlingggg innnn my skiiiiiiinnn!

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  4 года назад +17

      Stop yelling and screaming in my comment section!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sneedfeedandseed2410
      @sneedfeedandseed2410 4 года назад +24

      THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

    • @yagsidog
      @yagsidog 3 года назад +9

      @@sneedfeedandseed2410 FEAR IS HOW I FALL

    • @freddyvoorhees4293
      @freddyvoorhees4293 3 года назад +7

      @@yagsidog CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

    • @xPsykho
      @xPsykho 2 года назад +1

      *SHUT UP MOM IT'S NOT A PHASE*

  • @sillyobserversilly
    @sillyobserversilly 4 месяца назад +14

    me when minor inconvenience:

  • @foxythepiratefoxgames
    @foxythepiratefoxgames 3 месяца назад +30

    My whole life is just cold bitter Postal 4: No Regerts

  • @kreyrfer8293
    @kreyrfer8293 2 года назад +84

    I'll do the same thing if my parents named me "not important"

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 4 года назад +168

    my name is important

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  4 года назад +46

      Hi Important I’m dad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crqf2010ruler
      @crqf2010ruler 4 года назад +5

      @@CarolynDestruction WHEEZE

    • @duke4726
      @duke4726 3 года назад +7

      @@CarolynDestruction That joke makes me wanna put in the grave as many as i can.

    • @genericedgyinternetuser4930
      @genericedgyinternetuser4930 2 года назад +11

      What is not important is what I'm going to do. I'm just gonna go get something to eat, take a piss, and then go to sleep. That's all.

    • @DaxAxeOffical
      @DaxAxeOffical 2 года назад +15

      What isn't important is what I'm going to do.
      I just fucking love this world, and the beautiful humans using it as a wonderful canvas. My whole life is just warm , accepting happiness, and I always wanted to die peacefully. This is the time of lovingness, and every life is worth saving. And I will save as many as I can. It's time for me too help, and it's time for me to live.

  • @bolsonaroelulaemum6982
    @bolsonaroelulaemum6982 3 года назад +122

    R.I.P Notim Portant.

  • @danat4914
    @danat4914 Год назад +91

    he's literally me

    • @Jl-qg5xz
      @Jl-qg5xz Год назад +12

      “He’s literally me” 🤓

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +23

      @@Jl-qg5xz he's literally a role model to a lot of people in our world

    • @sneed.
      @sneed. Год назад +36

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@Jl-qg5xz””He’s literally me” 🤓”-🤓

    • @Voyen.
      @Voyen. 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ong

  • @rodneybuckentime4838
    @rodneybuckentime4838 2 года назад +150

    "And I will put in the grave as many as I can"
    > Also him grabbing only two standard capacity mags off the table

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Год назад +24

      Well, he will put in the grave as many as he can with these two standard capacity mags.

    • @Sheep-Shagger
      @Sheep-Shagger 11 месяцев назад +8

      Three counting the one on his AK and having the mag capacity of 30 cartridges while being chambered in 7.62 mm if he's going to use semi auto (haven't played the game so i don't know) it's actualy a pretty decent portion

    • @elrudep4001
      @elrudep4001 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Sheep-Shaggernah this guy is going full auto

    • @sassano.
      @sassano. 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@elrudep4001yeah, you really think that a shooter would shoot bullet per bullet?

  • @JohnDonovan1968
    @JohnDonovan1968 2 года назад +301

    That voice actor has a pretty badass voice tho.

    • @flow185
      @flow185 Год назад +15

      Wasted talent ngl

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Год назад +38

      ​@@flow185 how is it a wasted talent

    • @minefromblackmonday
      @minefromblackmonday Год назад +1

      @@thewitchidolsachika6682 assuming if the game had a story it probably wouldn't be a wasted potential and talent.

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Год назад +7

      @@minefromblackmonday who said you cannot just voice other games? are you on a contract or something?

    • @minefromblackmonday
      @minefromblackmonday Год назад

      @@thewitchidolsachika6682 You call that a talent? I think it's a petty excuse and why would he even hide his name voicing it if it's talent? yeah you can voice in any game you like but the game was a waste got an A rated for being such a "Hatred" which is clearly you cant buy that game easily. Also you question often without answering my point. 🧐
      The voice actor had to hide in alias name "Clint Westwood" because of a violent concept even though it's a satire flick which explains you can get demonetized by ramping it up to a hundred.

  • @spookydonutghosthouse8483
    @spookydonutghosthouse8483 Год назад +52

    "My life is just cold, bitter hatred and I always wanted to die violently." That is probably the most edgy fucking thing I have ever heard in a video game

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 11 месяцев назад +16

      The "and I always wanted to die violently" is the cherry on top, some men may have this thought but not one of them has the gall to say it.

    • @ihatehearts
      @ihatehearts 8 месяцев назад +2

      its like he had to clarify that he always wanted to die violently so you don’t feel sorry for him.

  • @2ndsnake899
    @2ndsnake899 4 месяца назад +15

    Postal Dude be like: "Hey, Not Important. I'm Dad!"

  • @6991pdm
    @6991pdm Год назад +30

    When you’re 5’11.99999999”

  • @nitro4122
    @nitro4122 2 года назад +25

    Girls under 5’5 Lol! I get my shoes from the kids section!”
    Boys under 5’5:

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo Год назад

      Got here from that

  • @smallmediumatlarge6316
    @smallmediumatlarge6316 4 года назад +142

    It would be awesome to dress up as not important at comic con and when Spider-Man comes up and asks who you’re supposed to be you just hit him with that shit

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 2 года назад

      Imagine meeting Postal Dude at that.
      "My name is Notim-"
      "Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog."

    • @assassingamer5983
      @assassingamer5983 Год назад +43

      "Hey cool cosplay what a-"
      "My name is not important. What is important is what i'm about to do-"
      *maliciously pulls out an ak*

  • @stellerprime
    @stellerprime Год назад +33

    "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to wait 10 minutes for your Hot-N-Ready pizza"

    • @asdawasda
      @asdawasda Год назад +1

      you literally stole this comment

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  Год назад

      How? This was months ago and your saying this now? That’s sad

  • @philleotardo7016
    @philleotardo7016 8 месяцев назад +18

    “Wow GTA 6 is the most inclusive GTA game ev…”
    My ass when I boot it up

  • @CEREZ379
    @CEREZ379 Год назад +22

    Red Riding Hood: A Story about Girl, her Grandma and a Wolf
    Red Hood:

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 4 года назад +161

    I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  4 года назад +13

      R.I.P. Chester Bennington

    • @HeroSword_P
      @HeroSword_P 4 года назад +6

      ♪ THESE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS, THEY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL, NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL ♪

  • @russo1501
    @russo1501 8 месяцев назад +24

    The way he say "I just f*king hate this world" always kill me lol

  • @narutaim
    @narutaim 6 месяцев назад +51

    accurate depiction of an average 5'11 man

  • @samuraivr8118
    @samuraivr8118 11 месяцев назад +24

    Me when mom says I can't have McDonald's after school

  • @allan825
    @allan825 8 месяцев назад +16

    P**nhub: *gone*
    Every man on Earth:

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 4 года назад +833

    Just think about it. To acquire everything he has, he probably had to work. At this job, it was probably a soul-crushing job, since he doesn't own much. He probably works in a store or something or is a sanitary worker picking up garbage and stuff. This dude probably made lots of people happy, without knowing it.

    • @tbagcity3517
      @tbagcity3517 3 года назад +206

      Or maybe he worked at McDonalds and some customer got mad at him because they forgot one nugget

    • @generalr1700
      @generalr1700 3 года назад +24

      @@tbagcity3517 can’t find a better justification than that.

    • @GothicSnowLeopard
      @GothicSnowLeopard 2 года назад +138

      Being a receptionist/cashier dealing with cruel people all day long is bound to make you go postal

    • @khususgabut5727
      @khususgabut5727 2 года назад +89

      He looks like ex military gone mad to me

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 года назад +1

      Well, to bad he hates people

  • @a.monach7602
    @a.monach7602 3 года назад +167

    "What happens when it's just killing for killing's sake?
    Well, we learn that it's a total snoozefest."

    • @Nagasakevideo
      @Nagasakevideo 2 года назад +5

      this game is the true successor to postal 1 TBH

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 2 года назад +30

      @@Nagasakevideo uhhhhh more like a step down from the first one.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 года назад +16

      @@sweatysocks8214 postal 1 without the humor and being played totally straight

    • @stairwaytoheaven8
      @stairwaytoheaven8 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@crimsondynamo615 WHAT HUMOR? The original Postal 1 Postal Dude was supposed to murder kids there is no fucking humor in that

  • @axelfabianreyes7799
    @axelfabianreyes7799 Год назад +21

    Postal 3 Players When They Don't Get Their Refund

  • @Veldazandtea
    @Veldazandtea 9 месяцев назад +34

    Remember, people like this do exist.
    They learn the grudges and resentment from those that pushed them away and made excuses for it. Remember that.

    • @keleee
      @keleee 5 месяцев назад +5

      bro's name is "not relevant" ☠☠☠☠☠

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 4 месяца назад +2

      put this guy on a list

    • @GiaThinhPham-id5ir
      @GiaThinhPham-id5ir 2 месяца назад

      not this edgy though

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 Месяц назад

      ​@@keleeei'd to hate this world if i was named "not important"

  • @SBOTac
    @SBOTac 3 месяца назад +8

    "I'm sorry sir, but you cannot go into the chuck e cheese ball pit with a alcoholic beverage "
    My reaction:

  • @Inversoandsomething
    @Inversoandsomething 4 месяца назад +7

    "Judge, my clients here is clearly innocent"
    The client in question:

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV Месяц назад +6

    "My name is Not Important"
    Hi Not Important, I'm Dad!

  • @queenvelvettasaiyajin8106
    @queenvelvettasaiyajin8106 4 года назад +391

    The harsh words of a man who's depression hit him very hard.

    • @someonefromsomewhere6494
      @someonefromsomewhere6494 2 года назад +69

      nah, just nihilist edgelord

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo Год назад +38

      @@someonefromsomewhere6494 Tell me you can't relate without telling me you can't relate

    • @geminiandromeda8082
      @geminiandromeda8082 Год назад +7

      @@_Yombo you're one edgy fella

    • @trapezoid5810
      @trapezoid5810 Год назад

      @@_Yombo This dude is saying he wants to gun down innocent people in the streets. That isn't depression, its a mental illness.
      In your case, however, its being a basement dwelling incel.

    • @jefferson-tl3cr
      @jefferson-tl3cr Год назад +18

      ​​@@_Yombo No one can relate to schizo bullshit except for degenerate porn addicts who are chronically online lol. I'm convinced this whole game is satire and its only purpose is to be a funny Postal 1

  • @arshkhanlm3086
    @arshkhanlm3086 Год назад +58

    Hitler after being rejected from Art School:

  • @kirkbaranowski4996
    @kirkbaranowski4996 Месяц назад +6

    Someone in my overwatch comp games always copy pasted a copy pasta of this before every match. 💀

  • @rezer9790
    @rezer9790 10 месяцев назад +11

    "Penguin won the Minecraft vote."

  • @scandathepole723
    @scandathepole723 6 месяцев назад +12

    The fact the Villains Wiki page actually calls him "Not important"

  • @sirjanska9575
    @sirjanska9575 3 месяца назад +7

    Every time you try to study Japanese.

  • @zoy13
    @zoy13 Год назад +18

    The quiet kid after 3 days of high school

  • @ariqarisya
    @ariqarisya Месяц назад +5

    Rule 34 artists when female characters exist

  • @Arthur_Morgan_188
    @Arthur_Morgan_188 4 месяца назад +10

    Happiest man under 6 ft tall be like:

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo 3 месяца назад +4

      That depends where they live

    • @Arthur_Morgan_188
      @Arthur_Morgan_188 3 месяца назад +2

      @@_Yombo what are you mean?

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Arthur_Morgan_188 In the Netherlands the average for guys is 6'0, but in Guatemala it's 5'3, so it depends

    • @Arthur_Morgan_188
      @Arthur_Morgan_188 3 месяца назад +1

      @@_Yombo I think every man would like to be 6 ft or taller, regardless of nationality.

  • @CarolynDestruction
    @CarolynDestruction  9 месяцев назад +43

    Hey guys let’s be honest:
    This game is the perfect example of what life is for somebody who is tired of shit and having ptsd. How I’ve been seeing it for almost 10 years is that Hatred is more of a satire stereotype of how people are portrayed before and after the killings and shootings and what the media believes that everyone is fucked up person.

  • @TJOffaBean
    @TJOffaBean 3 года назад +193

    The quiet kid when his crush rejects him

    • @retrosniperrus
      @retrosniperrus Год назад +6

      Damn, thats me. But i dont have a weapon, only some ammo to pistol and machete.

    • @hellothere3609
      @hellothere3609 Год назад +3

      ​@@retrosniperrusBro 💀

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Год назад +6

      ​@@retrosniperrus If you ever go rough, use the machete to make glory kills!

  • @jeudiballsl5518
    @jeudiballsl5518 2 года назад +75

    Me before lockdowns: god i am living happily
    Me after lockdowns:

  • @farm8478
    @farm8478 Год назад +33

    Motivational speech to me 👍👍👍

  • @Redawesomeoby
    @Redawesomeoby 2 года назад +23

    "Sorry sir, you're going to have to wait 10 minutes for your hot n ready pizza"

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 Месяц назад +6

    Me when i accidentaly delete a folder containing the last footage of my desceaced pet:

  • @WatchFelineSpine
    @WatchFelineSpine Год назад +16

    My friend used to say this speech while class started and one time it got him suspended lmfao

  • @jammeycutie9161
    @jammeycutie9161 4 года назад +80

    I hurt myself today too see if I could feel

  • @internetuser1231
    @internetuser1231 2 года назад +16

    When she says "I'd love to but I have work rn 😖. Maybe some other time?"

  • @joshbarros1995
    @joshbarros1995 3 месяца назад +7

    Is it normal? I just replayed it 50 times in Last 24h and I laugh a lot hearing him "My name is Not Important"

  • @austriaball7074
    @austriaball7074 4 года назад +80

    14 years old girls and bois in instagramm lol

    • @a.p.6580
      @a.p.6580 3 года назад +5

      Instagram is just sad emo stuff, this game is 8Chan level mental illness

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 года назад +9

      @@a.p.6580 not enough racism for 8chan

    • @BlueRGuy
      @BlueRGuy 3 года назад +2

      @@kenetickups6146 and reddit is the Postal Series (Does not include postal and postal redux)

  • @glowkirby
    @glowkirby 2 года назад +23

    Me when mom doesn’t pull into McDonald’s on the way home

  • @sidekickpowers1694
    @sidekickpowers1694 4 года назад +31

    I was born in the right generation. Who's with me?

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 3 года назад +36

    Joker (2019)

  • @VeneoTheVGMMusician
    @VeneoTheVGMMusician Месяц назад +3

    4chan users after not touching grass for a god damn second

  • @Rauser142
    @Rauser142 Год назад +10

    He was a real gamer.

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre 3 года назад +543

    Everyone wants to talk about how cringy or edgy this is. I think it's great.
    This intro tells us all we need to know of the character and yet nothing at all. All that we really and truly know is that he is absolutely driven.
    What is it that drives him? A pure and raw hatred of humanity? Why? What has he seen to make him feel this way?
    A person does not simply fall into this, they are made into it.

    • @test4O4
      @test4O4 3 года назад +227

      id do it too if my name was Not Important

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 3 года назад +31

      it's kino

    • @Chomik4499
      @Chomik4499 2 года назад +109

      I think the game makers were laughing the shit out when they created this speech, it's all was on purpose. I like it. It's just a game bout dude, who is massive slaughterer, what the hell is he supposed to say? A poem?

    • @qwaleedty
      @qwaleedty 2 года назад +38

      @@Chomik4499 nah man the creators are an extrem edgy terrible black metal band, they full on thought that this was actually good

    • @qwaleedty
      @qwaleedty 2 года назад +42

      bruh it ain't that deep, it's just edgy garbage

  • @rmovie_official
    @rmovie_official Месяц назад +2

    Me trying to make a backstory for my Gta 5 Director mode character before going on a killing spree:

  • @falcomaksim3320
    @falcomaksim3320 2 года назад +12

    Bro just needs a hug :(

  • @FonchoVidal
    @FonchoVidal 3 месяца назад +5

    Gun owners when the thieves break in their neighbor house instead of them:

  • @Sir-William-Wallace
    @Sir-William-Wallace 4 года назад +62

    I fucking love this scene

  • @AmeteurGamer
    @AmeteurGamer 10 месяцев назад +13

    He was only a cleaner who does his job.😢 We will never forget him.

  • @spiderlordskater2787
    @spiderlordskater2787 6 месяцев назад +5

    Quiet kid lore

  • @dkb115
    @dkb115 3 месяца назад +4

    Jackie Estacado really let himself go after the Darkness II

  • @biomuseum6645
    @biomuseum6645 2 года назад +11

    When your crush rejects you:

  • @daimonicreality1590
    @daimonicreality1590 3 года назад +25

    Me after countless civil unrest from both sides

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 Год назад +26

    Taiga Saejima in 1985 be like:

    • @mordadclub
      @mordadclub 11 месяцев назад +1

      This happens When they kill his kyoudai

  • @shawnbowling2455
    @shawnbowling2455 4 месяца назад +4

    Me when mom said I can’t poop on the walls and make the hamster eat it :

  • @satriadicky3732
    @satriadicky3732 2 года назад +76

    When you introduce a friend to a friend and they both ditch you out😂

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction  2 года назад +5

      Yuw silwy

    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 Год назад

      Wouldnt blame ya

    • @TrueSpider-Man
      @TrueSpider-Man Год назад +1

      Pretty much what happened in my 19th birthday. Except it was more than two friends.

    • @Kokorocodon
      @Kokorocodon 11 месяцев назад +1

      Happened way more than I wished.
      But I did it too a few times so it evens out...

  • @macaronisaladd
    @macaronisaladd Год назад +5

    Ngl I would be pissed too if my name was Notim Portant