2nd best ending (in short, just lose the war x3) ruclips.net/video/ZezGwKeoqbo/видео.html Lot of Gameover ruclips.net/video/9NeT50w4ko0/видео.html [[[Timestamps]]] 0:00 Level1 39:29 Level2 1:18:58 Level3 1:49:31 Level4 2:33:32 Level5 3:19:01 Level6 3:53:43 Level7 4:29:10 Level8 5:12:43 Level9 5:51:07 Level10 6:39:37 Level11 7:16:14 Level12 (Optional) Lv3 For 4 stars clear you can also talk to Duchy for the 3rd time but make sure to pick Doubt. That or just call Lt.Stryker. Lv3 Even if you don't give money to the dwarf, he will eventually fix it for free on later lv anyway. Lv4 Pick the mage on the thunder round for 0 death. Lv4 For 4 stars clear you can also deny Buttface entry Lv6 (Petradian Wedding) Pick 2 Elfs and 1 Human for achievement Lv6 (Marvagh Wedding) Pick Vlad, Halfling & Monty for achievement Lv6 Scan Articulus to learn more about Lil's mother Lv8 Either recruit the girl alone or 2 guys Lv9 Whip the dragon if you give it away the whip if you want to recruit the little and her dragon. Although just 2 recruits are fine already Lv10 For 4 stars clear you can also Deny or Jail the Zombies. Lv10 For 4 stars clear you can also use the Decoder Lv11 Talk to Timmy Tom 3 times will also net you 4 stars clear Lv11 Either recruit the fish alone or mermaid with pirate
For the old man and goblin, you could talk to him, whip for the confession and then call the guard captain before declining to have the old man arrested soon after.
@mystic_scythe You confirm he's smuggling gold with the whip, confiscate it, then call stryker and she'll congratulate you before telling you to deny him entry. Stryker will mention they'll have guards ready to catch him.
@@MakinaIcychild labor is probably common and acceptable given the settings of this story, what shouldn't be acceptable is letting one doing the important decisions
If you use truth spray on dragon rider, she’ll reveal she’s not sure if the whistle she has will be enough to command Peaches in battle, and you get the option to give her your whip, which lets her succeed if you draft her
Personally I like not drafting her because if you do draft her, her dad will continue to push his job onto her. Likely stealing her childhood and just sending kids to war is a no go but that's just my opinion
@@PramkLuna but what if her job as a dragon rider will uncover a hidden traitor in her father's kingdom and because of her bond with Peaches they can stop it them from taking over.
He's a master of trickery and deception despite being a complete kook. See Day 2, where he tricked Lil into a bet she couldn't win in order to force her to work for the advisors.
It's the type of game where you reload your save file just to mess around a bit. Picking different choices to check for more funny dialogues or gameover scenes.
3:53:35 - (translated from Latin) The demon had never seen a creature like the lil guardian that appeared randomly before him that day. She did not understand a word he was saying, and at last she disappeared for a long time. Could have done without the experience, if we are honest. He was having a rough day and was certainly not made any better by being interrupted at intervals so that he could hold up this day. Some nerves
@mystic_scythe 3:43:41 - "You are a guest in this kingdom. Did you bring the usual gifts? Here the sacrifice of a goat is required if you wish to avoid death." 3:53:41 - "Just because you are a child, you are not protected from my anger. You only have a few moments before I finish you off." 6:23:56 - "Again? Where the hell am I!"
"I'm not kidding. I'd do SOMETHING if I were you. I AM the Devil, and I've killed people for less. Shall I start with ten before I finish you off? Very well. Ten, nine, eight, seven... Six, five, four, three.... *sigh* two and a half... two... one and a half... one... Seriously, I don't do this for just anyone. Your best chance ois to return from whence you came. Sorry, kid... *DEATH* You were killed by a horrible demon@@KingOfSciliy
too difficult i guess? there would need a new plot entirely, and it kinda feels like it got full circled, unless you become a different character and see lil grown up
@@dearnemaree8355 not necessarily, unless they become able to do another time machine and the game becomes about saving the cientist from fate while making either an apocalypse, the perfect timeline without the dr bea or the sacrificial timeline where dr bea is alive, everything is basicly the same as this current game best ending, but the protagonist is missing
the old man had a heart attack and died after reuniting with the goblin, yet is fine a few chapters later when you go to the refugee camp in the docks?
so anyone know what the devil is saying and what its end of day report is? also lils dads letter (at 5:14:30) the quote from your grandfather is a refrence to the canadian comedy series The Red Green Show (the series has ended a while ago but its worth a watch, another good comedy to give a watch is the british comedy from the era of Monty Python called Red Dwarf)
3:43:42 “You are a guest in this kingdom. Did you bring the usual gifts? Here the sacrifice of a goat is required if you wish to avoid death.” 3:43:51 “Because you are a child, not protected from anger. You only have a few moments before I finish you off.” Don’t know how accurate the translation is but, it’s something.
As for the end of day report at 3:53:35 the rough translation is: “The demon had never seen a creature like the lil guardian that appeared randomly before him that day. He did not understand the word he was saying, and at last it disappeared for a long time. He could do without everything experience, if we are honest. He was having a rough day and it certainly wasn't made any better by some girl interrupting him at intervals so he could get on with his day. Some nerves.” Not a whole lot of sense but it’s something.
@@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto the translation of this one is a pain. As far as I can tell it's something along the lines of 'the Demon had never seen something like this guardsman lil that had randomly shown up that day. He didn't understand a thing she said and she finally disappeared after what felt like forever. He had been having a rough day and it was not made better by some girl interrupting him randomly, stopping him from getting on with his day. The nerve.' But that's basically what you wrote anyway so maybe this is redundant
yeah they have those weird inconsistences everywhere. For example, if you kill the vampire dude with x-ray scan, he still shows up just fine on later stage.
I have a problem : on level 3, after entering the bar, the dwarf just tell me to leave him alone and doesn’t fix the jukebox, but I did have all stars with him, anybody know why ?
@@MakinaIcy I got the stars + the ribbon and he say that he will fix it but when I arrive in the bar and speak to him he asked me To leave him alone 🙈 I will try again but thank You anyway
And the voice actor for her is just perfect. I like how her dad were actually working extra behind the scene eventhough it looked like he was pushing his work to her at first.
Okay, some of these answers make no sense. I get you’re supposed to basically just go through trial and error, and then rewind time if the outcome wasn’t what you wanted. But did they really have to make some of these so confusing?
and the items need work like the truth spray is way too powerful and xray makes the metal dector useless and the guard part needs to be more of a puzzle to solve well more harder
It doesn't really matter but if it were me I would pick the mage since he is the only one who will show up again. If certain conditions are met he might replace Echo in the ending as well. Btw Malcolm will give you some gold if you pick the thief but you will get tool upgrade if you pick mage or warrior.
@@mr.m.t.j.m6003 You can still lie to him later at the tavern to get the gold. Denying the woman would just be an unnecessary hit to your rating. Edit: Besides, even if you deny the envoy, she could just go to a different gate.
2:47:36 how do you win this bet from what i know there's no way to win it i bet the marauders the brawler wins i bet the brawler and the marauders wins
50/50 chance. Just reload or don't bet on it that day cause it isn't really worth it. It's the only one where you can't really manipulate the outcome. Also paying for extra tips does nothing.
plz i wanna know i've been restarting like 5 times already and when i bet for the brawlers they lose and when i bet for the opposite they lose wtf is the RNG here
This game tries so hard to be funny but I only laughed twice and exhaled hard through my nose once. The comdy is bad. The fact its completely non stop doesnt help. Like every line is a cringe late 2010s quirky humor joke or 4th wall break.
Yeah I wished they were more settle but once they be like "the jester is chaos incarnated" you know it's those indie ish games that barely hit like why is this on the map but another crabs treasure isn't the main character is kinda a arse that is childish and typically teen type character and almost everyone is tied to closely to their characteristics and don't evolve at all and to much cursing its unnecessary 12 year Olds are more rational then they think it would be better if it lowered the pushy jokes and dark humor they were not hitting with people like Chloe its not it but hey were here💀
Lol tbh both of them are the worst anyway and I only picked this route because another ytuber already uploaded Marvagh route. A shame Beverly route isn't real.
2nd best ending (in short, just lose the war x3) ruclips.net/video/ZezGwKeoqbo/видео.html
Lot of Gameover ruclips.net/video/9NeT50w4ko0/видео.html
[[[Timestamps]]]
0:00 Level1
39:29 Level2
1:18:58 Level3
1:49:31 Level4
2:33:32 Level5
3:19:01 Level6
3:53:43 Level7
4:29:10 Level8
5:12:43 Level9
5:51:07 Level10
6:39:37 Level11
7:16:14 Level12
(Optional)
Lv3 For 4 stars clear you can also talk to Duchy for the 3rd time but make sure to pick Doubt. That or just call Lt.Stryker.
Lv3 Even if you don't give money to the dwarf, he will eventually fix it for free on later lv anyway.
Lv4 Pick the mage on the thunder round for 0 death.
Lv4 For 4 stars clear you can also deny Buttface entry
Lv6 (Petradian Wedding) Pick 2 Elfs and 1 Human for achievement
Lv6 (Marvagh Wedding) Pick Vlad, Halfling & Monty for achievement
Lv6 Scan Articulus to learn more about Lil's mother
Lv8 Either recruit the girl alone or 2 guys
Lv9 Whip the dragon if you give it away the whip if you want to recruit the little and her dragon. Although just 2 recruits are fine already
Lv10 For 4 stars clear you can also Deny or Jail the Zombies.
Lv10 For 4 stars clear you can also use the Decoder
Lv11 Talk to Timmy Tom 3 times will also net you 4 stars clear
Lv11 Either recruit the fish alone or mermaid with pirate
I have a question.
The biggest unsolved mystery is if Senor Fantstico ever finds a fantastic enough hat
I would have loved to see what his previous fantastic hat looked like
@@rodrigorebollos you can see it if you used x ray on him. It is bowler hat
@@SifyaDoesn’t that mean he had it with him all along?
@@astron800 nope he said, when something became so important for you when you lost it, you lost a piece of yourself
Bro I wanted him to find a new hat so bad 😭😭😭
For the old man and goblin, you could talk to him, whip for the confession and then call the guard captain before declining to have the old man arrested soon after.
@mystic_scythe You confirm he's smuggling gold with the whip, confiscate it, then call stryker and she'll congratulate you before telling you to deny him entry.
Stryker will mention they'll have guards ready to catch him.
@mystic_scytheBlood gold is confirmed illegal, which is what he was trying to smuggle into the city.
@mystic_scythe no if stryker mentions having guards ready to catch him than everything goes the way it does, there is sadly no change in the summary.
"hey did you invent a time machine?"
dr: "yep"
"and where is it now?"
dr "oh I gave it to a random 12 year old i just met"
"........"
Child Labor in that world is TOTALLY FINE for some reason and yes being a time travel guinea pig is just one part of the job.
@@MakinaIcychild labor is probably common and acceptable given the settings of this story, what shouldn't be acceptable is letting one doing the important decisions
@heatherhuynh1630 I completely agree
If you use truth spray on dragon rider, she’ll reveal she’s not sure if the whistle she has will be enough to command Peaches in battle, and you get the option to give her your whip, which lets her succeed if you draft her
ye I know but it's more funny to reveal that she is the same situation as Lil XD
Personally I like not drafting her because if you do draft her, her dad will continue to push his job onto her. Likely stealing her childhood and just sending kids to war is a no go but that's just my opinion
@@PramkLuna but what if her job as a dragon rider will uncover a hidden traitor in her father's kingdom and because of her bond with Peaches they can stop it them from taking over.
At what time stamp?
Ok, Malcolm is hilarious. Seriously, how did someone like him get into a position of power. The guy is so random
Information and Connections...He knows almost every relevant npc you meet in the guard house.
The thing I wished I would see the outcome of this is what the heck happened to Malcom and that one goblin he wanted to marry
He definitely knows secrets
He's a master of trickery and deception despite being a complete kook. See Day 2, where he tricked Lil into a bet she couldn't win in order to force her to work for the advisors.
i kida like that is medieval era but with technogly i think is a great setting for games that the gaming industry as not explored
Kinda reminds me of Clash Royale and Dan The Man.
"...looks like someone specifically wants you to work the guardshed shift again"
that someone from the palance wants that is *really* disturbing.
I've been watching this since 7, and it's like 2 am. I'm sleep deprived and laughing hysterically 👁️👄👁️
It's the type of game where you reload your save file just to mess around a bit. Picking different choices to check for more funny dialogues or gameover scenes.
@@MakinaIcy I have no memory of this ever happening 🤣
3:53:35 - (translated from Latin) The demon had never seen a creature like the lil guardian that appeared randomly before him that day. She did not understand a word he was saying, and at last she disappeared for a long time. Could have done without the experience, if we are honest. He was having a rough day and was certainly not made any better by being interrupted at intervals so that he could hold up this day. Some nerves
@mystic_scythe 3:43:41 - "You are a guest in this kingdom. Did you bring the usual gifts? Here the sacrifice of a goat is required if you wish to avoid death."
3:53:41 - "Just because you are a child, you are not protected from my anger. You only have a few moments before I finish you off."
6:23:56 - "Again? Where the hell am I!"
"I'm not kidding. I'd do SOMETHING if I were you. I AM the Devil, and I've killed people for less.
Shall I start with ten before I finish you off? Very well.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
Six, five, four, three....
*sigh* two and a half... two... one and a half... one...
Seriously, I don't do this for just anyone. Your best chance ois to return from whence you came.
Sorry, kid...
*DEATH*
You were killed by a horrible demon@@KingOfSciliy
This game's humor has given me more whiplash than the item on the bottom right corner of cabinet.
This was so much fun to watch, thank you SO much for putting this together for us!
Wholesome comment ty!
We need a sequel to this game
too difficult i guess? there would need a new plot entirely, and it kinda feels like it got full circled, unless you become a different character and see lil grown up
Maybe with Dr Bea trying to tell her something is setting a sequel up?
@@dearnemaree8355 not necessarily, unless they become able to do another time machine and the game becomes about saving the cientist from fate while making either an apocalypse, the perfect timeline without the dr bea or the sacrificial timeline where dr bea is alive, everything is basicly the same as this current game best ending, but the protagonist is missing
Frisk from undertale has finally had his peace and quiet in lil guardsman😂😂😂….or not?!!!😅😅😅 DEAR GOD!!💀💀💀💀
the cussing be throwing me off guard. the game so cute but they be going AWF like he really called Lil a p.a.b lmaoooo
1:36:19 The “bok choy” she mentioned was a dish which means cabbage in Cantonese!! I’m literally dying after hearing that.
the old man had a heart attack and died after reuniting with the goblin, yet is fine a few chapters later when you go to the refugee camp in the docks?
Some damn good medicine this kingdom has
so anyone know what the devil is saying and what its end of day report is?
also lils dads letter (at 5:14:30) the quote from your grandfather is a refrence to the canadian comedy series The Red Green Show (the series has ended a while ago but its worth a watch, another good comedy to give a watch is the british comedy from the era of Monty Python called Red Dwarf)
3:43:42 “You are a guest in this kingdom. Did you bring the usual gifts? Here the sacrifice of a goat is required if you wish to avoid death.”
3:43:51 “Because you are a child, not protected from anger. You only have a few moments before I finish you off.”
Don’t know how accurate the translation is but, it’s something.
As for the end of day report at 3:53:35 the rough translation is: “The demon had never seen a creature like the lil guardian that appeared randomly before him that day. He did not understand the word he was saying, and at last it disappeared for a long time. He could do without everything
experience, if we are honest.
He was having a rough day and it certainly wasn't made any better by some girl interrupting him at intervals so he could get on with his day. Some nerves.”
Not a whole lot of sense but it’s something.
6:23:56 he says "Again? Where the hell am I?"
@@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto the translation of this one is a pain. As far as I can tell it's something along the lines of
'the Demon had never seen something like this guardsman lil that had randomly shown up that day. He didn't understand a thing she said and she finally disappeared after what felt like forever. He had been having a rough day and it was not made better by some girl interrupting him randomly, stopping him from getting on with his day. The nerve.'
But that's basically what you wrote anyway so maybe this is redundant
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
It was such a happy surprise 💜
3:15:26 after seeing finius sleep w/ like 1000+ maids 🤮 in the night shift?? at least karagan has some decency-
I don't know why but I love so much the Lil's voice actor
I think a lot of them really nail it Lil included
6:01:59 I thought this old dude died tho from a heart attack after his reunion with the goblin
6:39:30 oh and why is this one a 0 star and u got 4star at the end of that shift
yeah they have those weird inconsistences everywhere. For example, if you kill the vampire dude with x-ray scan, he still shows up just fine on later stage.
I'm just going to assume that old guy at the docks was actually the doppelganger and the original dude is actually dead.
@@MakinaIcyThe game does state that after “dying”, the vampire’s ashes blew all the way back to his coffin and he regenerated.
The hymn's name means "And I made a mess in my pants". No joke!
3:39:49 GLA is that Global Liberation Army from command couqner Generals
Damn talk about perfectionist. Thanks btw 👍 Wonder if you do the same playthrough but with bad choices.
you chose finius over kargan??? life sentence.
I wouldn't pick both if i HAD A REAL CHOICE...
Ngl finius looks like he put too much sunscreen on his doo doo face
I love that there’s multiple ways to do things in this game it’s so cool
Never knew Malcolm knew where edwards glasses were, I always used x ray
I can't explain how happy The RedGreen show Easter egg made me that was so cute
When was it?
I have a problem : on level 3, after entering the bar, the dwarf just tell me to leave him alone and doesn’t fix the jukebox, but I did have all stars with him, anybody know why ?
Go for 4* not 3*. Scan for his tool but don't confisticate it. Also on 1 run where I refuse to pay to him, he still fix the jukebox later anyway.
@@MakinaIcy
I got the stars + the ribbon and he say that he will fix it but when I arrive in the bar and speak to him he asked me
To leave him alone 🙈
I will try again but thank You anyway
Chloe is my favorite character
relatedable
Same
How much lil and her dar are cute! My heart melts on cute dad-daughter moment
And the voice actor for her is just perfect. I like how her dad were actually working extra behind the scene eventhough it looked like he was pushing his work to her at first.
@@MakinaIcy yes he is imperfect but he is good dad
Okay, some of these answers make no sense. I get you’re supposed to basically just go through trial and error, and then rewind time if the outcome wasn’t what you wanted. But did they really have to make some of these so confusing?
and the items need work like the truth spray is way too powerful and xray makes the metal dector useless and the guard part needs to be more of a puzzle to solve well more harder
I'd vote for Scary Tree Monster!
I realy hope they make a squill to this it is a fun game
Dang somebody already made a wizard that smokes weed. I thought I was being original.
So does it not matter who you pick to match up with the princess??
It does because the prince is weak while prator Kargen can kill everybody in the room lmao
In level 4, who should we pick to win save the princess?
It doesn't really matter but if it were me I would pick the mage since he is the only one who will show up again. If certain conditions are met he might replace Echo in the ending as well. Btw Malcolm will give you some gold if you pick the thief but you will get tool upgrade if you pick mage or warrior.
Just remember to choose the mage for the Lightning round
@@MakinaIcy
56:49 bro….WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!😮
Huh? what is wrong with it?
@@MakinaIcy I thought the petrado said not to let the marvagh in?!!! Why did you do it?!!
@@mr.m.t.j.m6003 You can still lie to him later at the tavern to get the gold. Denying the woman would just be an unnecessary hit to your rating.
Edit: Besides, even if you deny the envoy, she could just go to a different gate.
@@Yea_Just_Bread oh….no…ok…damn
6:23:57 “Again? Where the hell am I!”
2:47:36 how do you win this bet from what i know there's no way to win it
i bet the marauders the brawler wins
i bet the brawler and the marauders wins
You have to deny that one star player from the marauders and then vote brawlers. They fail without their star player.
@ox5359for the match after denying her yes
but i'm talking about 2:47:36
50/50 chance. Just reload or don't bet on it that day cause it isn't really worth it. It's the only one where you can't really manipulate the outcome. Also paying for extra tips does nothing.
6:31:52 Lil... Did you just break the fourth wall.
4:58:40 oh-ho-ho! Burn!
What happens to Beverly if you convince him to go after Desdemona?
I think he actually died offscreen for real cause he didn't even show up at the wedding if you told him that.
hey lil guardsman disney just called. they want their bell back
pull she sings about what crimes she did😅
«Papers, please!», but is medieval fantasy? Sounds good to me.
I wonder what happens if you deny garby
Wait, these war events are possible to win?
yes just pick the right people always
Wait a minute, on day ten you didn't get a perfect score for hienrich
Yes just let him in but he still gonna die no matter what you do anyway.
1:02:22 The cholee replay button
What will happen if we answered the other option at the end?? And also, what happened with the ghost situation?? Did we tell the princess???
She will take on the guard job. We never get to tell her about the king ghost but we learn more about the villian bad deed.
6:20:48 Way to break the fourth wall, monitor.
so what happens if you confiscate the bad guy's mind control amulet in lv 5?
It impossible to take it away from him since he will always "daze" Lil.
does denying then admitting do anything particular?
It's just extra texts for the most part and some people you admit will show up at the inn. Only the war recruitment affect the ending.
@@MakinaIcy also does the 2nd goblinball match
depend on actual luck? and does it ever change the outcome when you restart the level?
plz i wanna know i've been restarting like 5 times already and when i bet for the brawlers they lose
and when i bet for the opposite they lose
wtf is the RNG here
im wondering how lil can break the fourth wall thats some main character stuff
Is this a papers please?
The evolution of paper please but in reverse timeline😅
6:24:25 these guys remind me of Carl and Lenny from the simpsons
4:28:15 is just shrek…
1:27:14 The Godfather, anyone?
something tells me this is like Papers, Please game
3:25:31 where I stopped
1:06:08 😭😭
4:49:42 hey hey no no don't bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Should’ve arrested the singing lady tho tbh
You cant. No jail option yet.
2:29:55
It's just MAGIC powder yes. Malcolm, Monty and other mages also use them but they call it "Pixie DUST" in their cases.
Gravity Falls reference 💣
nice vid
ty!
@@MakinaIcy you fool its was a trap to get the heart and your comment eh just kidding its actualy a nice vid thanks for the heart too
Echo!!
Echo!!
I thought this was a kids game 💀
hehe child labor game ahahahahahhaha
no way the canon ending is choosing PRINCE FINNIUS
This game tries so hard to be funny but I only laughed twice and exhaled hard through my nose once. The comdy is bad. The fact its completely non stop doesnt help. Like every line is a cringe late 2010s quirky humor joke or 4th wall break.
Yeah I wished they were more settle but once they be like "the jester is chaos incarnated" you know it's those indie ish games that barely hit like why is this on the map but another crabs treasure isn't the main character is kinda a arse that is childish and typically teen type character and almost everyone is tied to closely to their characteristics and don't evolve at all and to much cursing its unnecessary 12 year Olds are more rational then they think it would be better if it lowered the pushy jokes and dark humor they were not hitting with people like Chloe its not it but hey were here💀
well it isn't too bad ☹️
I heavily agree. But I still like the game though.
Neah... I like it. It's not super funny but the games does provide a sense of slight amusement that is constant
Thank god you didnt made a lesbian couple 3:15:30
(No hate)
Lol tbh both of them are the worst anyway and I only picked this route because another ytuber already uploaded Marvagh route. A shame Beverly route isn't real.
@@MakinaIcy Poor Beverly :(
@@Hellion_Dragons I think he also dies off screen if you tell him to give up his life to save the princess since he won't show up on the wedding.
homophobic
not to mention it defeats the whole of marriage alliance your suppose to prudence an heir
1:02:28
Only correct response
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