Lil' Guardsman - Ways to Die and Endings
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2024
- A compilation of the various ways you can get a game over in Lil' Guardsman by making poor choices along with both endings. When the fate of the world relies on a twelve year old, this usually won't end well. But at least you have some control over time to try again.
I generally tried to remove duplicate ways for the same death unless it provided notably different dialogue. For instance, jailing the Witch has the same outcome as whipping her. Denying Scary Tree Monster (if you don't call Ashe) has the same outcome as jailing him. Gary has two variants depending on whether you took the crystal from Julian in level 8 - if you didn't then whipping, jailing, or teasing on the third dialogue will lead to the same outcome. If you took the crystal you only die if you give it back and then try jailing them.
Overall, this is a delightful game that I'd definitely recommend. I'm pretty sure these are all the deaths/game overs but I haven't tried every combination so something might be missing. Drafting people only impact whether you get the good or not-so-good ending - if you win at least 2 battles you get the good ending. Lose at least 2 battles and you get the not-so-good ending.
0:00 Trying to confiscate weapons
0:57 Trying to whip Mayala
1:27 Calling someone about Chloe
2:34 Whipping Chloe
3:29 Denying Finius
4:31 Denying Kargan
5:35 Picking the rogue
6:32 Picking moose as your favorite animal
7:10 Trying to reset time to see Dr. Bea
7:56 Getting a close look at a vampire's fangs
8:28 Wasting too much time with a werewolf
9:38 Whipping a werewolf
10:06 Chilling with the devil
11:55 Falling into a pit
12:28 Not objecting to the wedding
13:13 Stopping Chuck
14:11 Teasing a dragon over their name
15:02 Whipping the pilot and setting off a bomb
16:28 Accusing a mole person of being a mole
17:33 Accusing a halfling
18:46 Whipping a witch
19:21 Confiscating the witch's apple
20:16 Arresting Scary Tree Monster
21:09 Whipping the mercenary
21:31 Jailing the mercenary
21:58 Killed by Evil Gary
22:56 Killed by Enabling Gary's Magic Addiction
24:33 Whipping the fish
24:52 Below two stars (Level 2 - 6)
25:16 Below 2.5 stars (Level 8 - 11)
25:35 Give up the Chronometer
26:19 Confront Tyronius Alone
26:47 Confront Tyronius with Hamish Unarmed
27:21 Not-So-Good Ending
38:49 Good Ending
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Devil: (Paraphrase) You are a guest in this kingdom. Have you brought the necessary gifts? Here, the sacrifice of a horse is required if you wish to avoid death.
Because you are an unprotected child, I will only give you a few moments before I finish.
I'm not kidding. I'd do SOMETHING if I were you. I am the Devil, and I've killed people for less than this.
Shall I start with ten before I kill you? Very well.
Ten, nine, eight, seven....
Six, five, four, three...
*Sigh* Two and a half, two, one and a half, ONE...!
I seriously don't do this for just anyone... Your best hope is to return from whence you came.
Sorry, kid...
*DEATH*
You have been killed by a terrible demon.
Thx for the translation
Thank you, I don't have any foreign language skills....
✝MORTIS ✝
@@Rainbowdragon2 It's Latin, not many speak it outside of super language nerds at universities. XD
@@blaster915 Memento Mori is the best reminder in the world of our mortality.
Also, when he said six as "sex" I was like "YOU WHAT NOW?!" - Freelance prostitute with mind in the gutter for ya.
"I regret nothing" has to be my favorite line
14:48
Postal Dude will be proud
Lil Guardsman, the game that shows you how fun it is to ruin a child's life in more ways than one~
Oh c'mon, I'm ruining plenty of other lives along the way!
@@CrankyTemplar Yeah but at least there's only 1-3 ways to potentially ruin each individual's life in this game, the Lil Guardsman you have a freaking near-50 min video showing all the ways you can end her life XD
The game really likes to smart off at you when you do something obviously dumb, like agree to get a closer look at a vampire's fangs.
Edit: Also can anyone translate that freaking latin that shows up when you're taken out by the devil??
Just did, hehe
@@corjonbettcan you tell us it?
Sorry I’m stupid I didn’t see the top comment 💀
Bro, the werewolf looks like it doesn’t know what it’s doing, he’s like, “ It’s my first time, what do I do?” 9:55
If you detain the witch you get turned into a dog, which is another game over
Yes, I put in the description it's identical to whipping (other than that she doesn't say "Ow").
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
I never got nine likes before 🥹
YES OMG IVE BEEN SO OBSESSED EITH THIS GAME, FINALLY SOME ENDING GAMEPLAY
Nahhh the game need continue with what really happened to Bea.
yea i feel like bea is actually stuck in lil's dreams somehow
Exactly
I think they let it open for a sequel
2:05 Not gonna lie it's Lil's singing is not half bad. Although I don't think it'll end well
The music freaks me out so bad omg I love this game
This video convinced me that this game is more messed up than what they’re showing normally.
It's more done for humor, although humorous stuff can have darker undertones.
i didn't know that you can die and will have deaths and bad endings.
but there can be some dark moments in the game
nobody thought this was that kind of game
@@wilsonweiseng6485 it's crazy right?
Bro flawlessed the game without realizing
44:06 SHE ATE THAT UPP😝‼️
Great game, albeit the ending felt a bit of a letdown and "rushed".
It’s obviously left empty/holey for a sequel which made me feel incomplete finishing it
Dr Bea, from beyond the grave and in Lil’s dreams: Lil….you have to stop them. You have to stop the pressure they place on video game companies to constantly make sequels for every game. You have to stop them Lil. It only contributes to burnout and more low quality cash grabs of sequels.
Lil: How am I supposed to do that?
Dr. Bea: How were you supposed to do any of this? Look, just figure it out.
I get what you mean
It's worse when the sequels get overhyped aswell
Thank you! I’m currently starting to have a like for this game :)
Wonderful
Thank you
They put mortis like in Faith
MORTIS. *Faith Game Over music intensifies*
I didn’t even know you could die in this game
They didn't show the game over for arresting the witch
Pity the lil guardsman...
What determines which of the last two endings you get?
Whether you win or lose two of the three battles that occur from drafting folks.
0:43 Oh my god, she’s speaking Klingon.
Lol
Thanks for pointing it out!
She looks like she belongs in Twisted Sister, and speaks like a Klingon.
This game is nuts! XD
I’m really curious what happens if you spray every character with truth spray
Some are immune to it, some give you info you can find out through talking, and some reveal things they wouldn't otherwise.
@@CrankyTemplar I know, I just meant I was curious what everyone would say lol
NAUR who let lil curse again
Mortis.
Ok
Aka jailing the witch
I put in the description that it's identical to whipping her. The only difference is she doesn't say "Ow".