I just learned about Lewis Black's Mom passing. What a long wonderful life. The things she saw her world go thru in over a Century. Sorry for your loss and jealous of how long you had her. What a Blessing.
It's so cool I get to see your countryside through your window while I'm on the other side of the world. Cheers from New Zealand 😃 love your work Mr Black.
I grew up on a small farm. My parents told me that the cows liked to play "piggy back." Which I announced loudly the neighborhood busy- body Avon lady the next time she showed up.
Low unemployment is bad because then you don't have a bunch of people who NEED a job. As an employer, you'd have to pay them more, and we can't have that (can we?). Employers want to low-ball job applicants, and too few people looking for a job gets in the way of maximizing profits. I am sure there is a Rule of Acquisition for this, but have no clue of the number.
I love watching lewis, he brings me peace as I also think from time to time... WTF! Edit: lewis describing parots fucking might be one of the funniest things I've heard
Lewis.. That Gen Z person.. I'm not a Z but let her know that's California! Actually that's all over now. After my folks this year, an acquaintance tried to tell me to "visualize my ideal life!" I lost my heart and he thought he was helpful! Telling someone to f.o. helps even if you do it under your breath!
If he is elected, Walker is merely a guaranteed Republican placeholder in the Senate. He has no ideas of his own, nor does he have the ability to evaluate the merits of bills presented to that Senate.
My wife attended a conference for authors and their readers at the Mission Inn in Riverside a few years ago. It has to be experienced in person; photos don’t do it justice.
I love the rubber chicken! Chicken squad, good one! Oh yeah, and I love you the most, Lewis Black. Central California is beautiful, sadly in order to make the great wine so many Live Oak trees were dug up to plant grape vines.
I don't know, every time one of the right-wing nuts open their mouths I can't help but regret that their mothers didn't abort, and that they or their wives didn't abort all of their own.
Love to You & All, Lew... And, believe it or not, in the courtyard of my apartment building this year... I saw Mourning Doves f**king... Truly amazing.
I think you are on 101: I agree with you: Mission Inn is wonderful & unique: you need to come back at Christmas. They do a lot of weddings. I like that you are doing the rant with California going by in the background.
If you are ever able to go to the Mission Inn at Christmas time it is so beautiful. Spent many years there with my grandparents and parents and now our grandchildren and our great-grandchildren. Holy crap I'm old. Thank you dear sir for the laughs that keep us sane. I never thought I'd be jealous of parrots 🦜 😃😃😃
I LOVE this episode! I live in Central California. I have heard of you before Lewis but have come to know you very well recently via RUclips. I have developed quite a crush on you. I wish I could spend many hours with you every day.
The reason corporate America complains about low unemployment is that they know people will quit more readily, they will not tolerate as much bullshit when there is a shortage of workers, more so if their job is a high skill one. There needs to be a lot of people who still believe in the system, people who just check out of the the economy (more or less) aren't desired at all, they need to be making money for someone rich or they don't deserve to eat apparently.
make sure to stop by Loleta, CA in Northern, CA (Santa Mira in the film) during your trip Lewis since that's the location of the 1982 horror cult classic: *Halloween III Season Of The Witch* which turns 40 years old on October 22nd. that's the film where Dan O'Herlihy runs an Irish mask company called Silver Shamrock that makes Halloween masks made out of pieces of Stonehenge that turns kids heads into bugs & snakes, and it's up to Tom Atkins to stop him. directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, with a particular jingle song by John Carpenter & Alan Howarth that will get stuck in your head for hours. *Happy, Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Happy, Happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock!*
When you wipe your ass, you lean to one side and the cheap plastic bolts and hinges on the toilet seat can no longer stay centered. They can fix that by making the seats stronger, but they won't because they want you to buy a new one often.
Herschel Walker as a candidate harkens back to the halcyon days of Sonny Bono as a candidate. Just two guaranteed "yes" votes for anything Republican...
That part of California always had that golden grass among small patches of trees in rolling hills, even though I'm sure it's drier lately (haven't been back since 2017). Look at the Bear, the Mission Inn is The Hotel California, not the Lido Apartments or Beverly Hills Hotel. Or are they? "🎶I heard that Mission bell🎶"
When driving California interstates & highways this time of year one is struck by how dry the rolling landscape is. Both Northern and Southern Cal look crispy by fall. Scary.
The hills you're passing will be green in the winter. Since the trees are turning color in your state, I'd say 3 weeks from now it will look like spring. The trees also will go yellow. I hope you can catch it. I took this same route by train.. I'm just about your age and been a big fan. Long life Lewis!
One of the Many things I Love about you, is your NOT a parrot 😉 . Although I'm a bit concerned about your fascination with Bird fornication.. McCaws are Gorgeous and I agree, Blue is your colour. Please run again 🙏
First thing lewis im a big supporter really enjoy those rants been following you as much as possible since the weapons of mass destruction missile on cam 🐫back dont lose that tapeok my question please dont say your republician cause who can admit this twisted mind party who still support rtrump
Enjoyed tremendously the closed-captioning rendering "parrots" as "parents" and "Paris". Nearly everyone who is or was interested has seen the latter f***ing, and anyone who's been witness to the former has likely been doing their best to forget it most of their formative and adult years. Edit: cheers and thanks from Toronto, Lewis, you RAWWWK!! 🦜 2nd addendum(!): I really gotta look up that Liquid Death. Goddamn, I gotta get me some of that shit tout de suite(pron. Toot sweet- French for "right fucking now, if yesterday's out of the question!")
It used to be raining virtually all the time in Seattle, and some miles North, before this year, 2022. Normally, there is very little rain in summer (June through August). The rest of the year, it rains (with a little snow thrown in) mostly every day from September through May. Except for this year. Northwest Washington is in the tight grip of a severe drought with maybe ONE day of rain a month, fires, and horrible smoky air quality. I guess Southern California, and global warming, decided to share its mild weather, dry air and smog, and fires with its neighbors to the North! Thanks, Southern California! The part of the state that I hate (even though I was born there!) Keep your climate to yourself! We don‘t care to share!!! And we don‘t like brown and straw landscapes! We are used to all our beautiful green and colorful autumns with reds, cinnamons, oranges, yellows, and gorgeous flowers, ivy, laurels, and beautiful evergreens! 😮😢
I moved to Pierce Co. in 2015 to take care of my mother. She died a couple of months before the pandemic & I got on with my life moving to a new apartment and getting back to work. Before I continue I want say I think Washington is very lovely and green. I found spring especially amazing with all the blooming trees and shrubs. However, I decided to move back to California a year ago because I missed the sun. It wasn’t the rain, but the frequency of the gray up there. Of course being there in 2020 for the worst of the Covid lockdown seemed to accentuate the gray. Too gray for me. I’m sorry you all are having a smoky time. I still have a lot of family up there & and feel for you all. Where I am in NorCal we have been spared this year.
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Lewis, I recommend the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, look it up online every room is a fantasy, you just have to see it for yourself. As usual, I enjoy your shows and podcasts.
Looking forward to seeing Lewis in Seattle on the 22nd. (That's assuming I can figure out how to download the tickets to my cell phone). Hope it doesn't rain for you this time!
@@ernestcruz6316 He was great, as was the opening act (It's embarrassing, but I keep forgetting his name). I had to leave before the Reading of the Rants, alas. So totally missed that.
Nixon got married at the Mission Inn! Spooky old Church at the top of the Rotunda. I'm sure they fixed it up. Downtown Riverside wasn't always so Boutique?
I'm 14 minutes in, and I gotta say you buried the lead. I know there's only so much you can do with a title on RUclips, but the parrot story is awesome.
I can just see those two macaws now..."Hey, Lew's here!" "Hey, y'know what would be funny?" "What?" "The next time Lew walks by our cage...let's fuck! It'll blow his mind!" "I will if you will..."
Yes, they do. Trigger panic buying and watch the lines at the pumps while yokels fill the back of their pickups and SUVs with garbage bags full of gas.
"You don't elect people who have nothing to contribute " Hmmm... If only we didn't... WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE DO THAT ALL THE FUCKING DAY! I used to have a pair of lesbian cockatiels. The fem half would lay infertal eggs which I would not eat. No way.
I love the truth that Lewis Black takes AMTRAK. Every fucking time I have taken it there has been a delay due to some fucking idiot driving on to the tracks and stalling (or trying to killing itself deliberately)!
I just learned about Lewis Black's Mom passing. What a long wonderful life. The things she saw her world go thru in over a Century. Sorry for your loss and jealous of how long you had her. What a Blessing.
Oh wow. So sorry for your loss. She live a very good long life.
I believe that Lewis, and correct me if I'm wrong, is the only comedian that can do 10 minutes about Parrots F'n! Loved it!
It's so cool I get to see your countryside through your window while I'm on the other side of the world. Cheers from New Zealand 😃 love your work Mr Black.
Lmfao the teacher needing the booze ! I'm not a teacher but could understand the need lol 😂!
So glad I dodged that bullet, became a Children's Librarian instead
Thank you so much for these. 🤗💕I truly enjoy them.
OMG!!!Macaw Yoga😆😂🤣 i'm remembering that one!!
Between the senile parakeet and the lecture on parrot fucking, I'm in absolute tears. 😂
I grew up on a small farm. My parents told me that the cows liked to play "piggy back." Which I announced loudly the neighborhood busy- body Avon lady the next time she showed up.
This was a great one. Was not expecting to hear Lewis describing the mating habits of macaws in such detail. 🤣 We love you Lewis!
1:24 LOLLOLOL
WTF's it MEAN!!!
he goes off as the GREENLEAF truck passes lolz
If Walker is Senatorial material, maybe we should bring in a trained parrot or a companion dog. They would be as useful as the Walker-puppet….😮
Low unemployment is bad because then you don't have a bunch of people who NEED a job. As an employer, you'd have to pay them more, and we can't have that (can we?). Employers want to low-ball job applicants, and too few people looking for a job gets in the way of maximizing profits. I am sure there is a Rule of Acquisition for this, but have no clue of the number.
Your making me cry abisbo😭 im in spokane now but my heart is in the bay area not a day goes bye i dont miss my hometown
I love watching lewis, he brings me peace as I also think from time to time... WTF!
Edit: lewis describing parots fucking might be one of the funniest things I've heard
Lewis.. That Gen Z person.. I'm not a Z but let her know that's California! Actually that's all over now. After my folks this year, an acquaintance tried to tell me to "visualize my ideal life!" I lost my heart and he thought he was helpful! Telling someone to f.o.
helps even if you do it under your breath!
If he is elected, Walker is merely a guaranteed Republican placeholder in the Senate. He has no ideas of his own, nor does he have the ability to evaluate the merits of bills presented to that Senate.
WE LOVE YOU, LEWIS. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎💕💞💘
My wife attended a conference for authors and their readers at the Mission Inn in Riverside a few years ago. It has to be experienced in person; photos don’t do it justice.
You are so feckin authentic! “….. Love it….always sayin it like it is…..
I love the rubber chicken! Chicken squad, good one! Oh yeah, and I love you the most, Lewis Black. Central California is beautiful, sadly in order to make the great wine so many Live Oak trees were dug up to plant grape vines.
Nobody is pro-abortion. At the time he was pro-choice.
I don't know, every time one of the right-wing nuts open their mouths I can't help but regret that their mothers didn't abort, and that they or their wives didn't abort all of their own.
Love to You & All, Lew... And, believe it or not, in the courtyard of my apartment building this year... I saw Mourning Doves f**king... Truly amazing.
The Best, love you Mr. Black
Dude, you made my day(I’m 52) 🇨🇦 Vet
I think you are on 101: I agree with you: Mission Inn is wonderful & unique: you need to come back at Christmas. They do a lot of weddings.
I like that you are doing the rant with California going by in the background.
Great video Lewis!
Gotta see the Mission Inn during Christmas time. Gorgeous!!!
...wait, wait..go back. I think I saw an Ostrich.
If you are ever able to go to the Mission Inn at Christmas time it is so beautiful. Spent many years there with my grandparents and parents and now our grandchildren and our great-grandchildren.
Holy crap I'm old.
Thank you dear sir for the laughs that keep us sane.
I never thought I'd be jealous of parrots 🦜
😃😃😃
Sounds like parrots, monkeys on the other hand don't fuck unless there are a lot of people watching. Love you Lewis
I don't know what exactly rubber chicken was doing when you were describing the parrots fucking but let's just say "clean up on aisle 3".
Really loved the writer at 29:00 mins.
Did you go by Gilroy. The Garlic Capital? I am sure you smelled some garlic, even on 101! Love your show!
This is going in my favorites.😂😂😂
Lmao.....parrots screwing....deep thoughts.....🤣🤣🤣.
Lets help Lew make parrot porn the #1 search today.
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I LOVE this episode! I live in Central California. I have heard of you before Lewis but have come to know you very well recently via RUclips. I have developed quite a crush on you. I wish I could spend many hours with you every day.
Parrot porn? 🤣
Let's make Lew's day ... make parrot porn the #1 search term.
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"dead parrot porn" should come up with something that is a cross between Lewis and Monty Python
Thank you for the description of parrots f******😂 it certainly would have gone viral if a video was available 😅
we drink lots of wine .that's how we live here
Glad you enjoy “our” Mission Inn, Lewis.
Lewis, do you know where you are? Yes, I love the Mission Inn too. However, I think you are going to a show in PALM DESERT tomorrow.
The background scenery reminds me of Quarantino's "Spiteful Eight".
'The Hateful Eight '
The reason corporate America complains about low unemployment is that they know people will quit more readily, they will not tolerate as much bullshit when there is a shortage of workers, more so if their job is a high skill one. There needs to be a lot of people who still believe in the system, people who just check out of the the economy (more or less) aren't desired at all, they need to be making money for someone rich or they don't deserve to eat apparently.
blue is your color? funny since that's also my personal favorite color as well. specifically Ultramarine which is a rich shade of deep blue.
make sure to stop by Loleta, CA in Northern, CA (Santa Mira in the film) during your trip Lewis since that's the location of the 1982 horror cult classic: *Halloween III Season Of The Witch* which turns 40 years old on October 22nd. that's the film where Dan O'Herlihy runs an Irish mask company called Silver Shamrock that makes Halloween masks made out of pieces of Stonehenge that turns kids heads into bugs & snakes, and it's up to Tom Atkins to stop him. directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, with a particular jingle song by John Carpenter & Alan Howarth that will get stuck in your head for hours. *Happy, Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Happy, Happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock!*
Sorry. Stupid sounding movie.
@@samiam619 well, I’m sorry that your wrong.
If you want a killer blue suit, call Steve Harvey 😁
When you wipe your ass, you lean to one side and the cheap plastic bolts and hinges on the toilet seat can no longer stay centered. They can fix that by making the seats stronger, but they won't because they want you to buy a new one often.
Herschel Walker as a candidate harkens back to the halcyon days of Sonny Bono as a candidate. Just two guaranteed "yes" votes for anything Republican...
Paso Robles…..the BEST reds come from there! Never a disappointment.
Honestly, if Hershey wins, then it’s obvious that the Republicans would vote for a corpse if told to.
Your Just Awesomeness...
Awesomeness...
That part of California always had that golden grass among small patches of trees in rolling hills, even though I'm sure it's drier lately (haven't been back since 2017).
Look at the Bear, the Mission Inn is The Hotel California, not the Lido Apartments or Beverly Hills Hotel. Or are they? "🎶I heard that Mission bell🎶"
When driving California interstates & highways this time of year one is struck by how dry the rolling landscape is. Both Northern and Southern Cal look crispy by fall. Scary.
Five a.m. and my sides are aching. Thanks.
The hills you're passing will be green in the winter. Since the trees are turning color in your state, I'd say 3 weeks from now it will look like spring. The trees also will go yellow. I hope you can catch it. I took this same route by train.. I'm just about your age and been a big fan. Long life Lewis!
hey that's california out the window. Woooo hooooo.
I had to get new spark plugs today. Installed them myself.
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The bay area hi! Im a santa cruz, san jose girl i miss my home!
One of the Many things I Love about you, is your NOT a parrot 😉 . Although I'm a bit concerned about your fascination with Bird fornication.. McCaws are Gorgeous and I agree, Blue is your colour. Please run again 🙏
I may be wrong...but at one point I believe I heard Kathleen Madigan laughing 😂
It's possible🤣
First thing lewis im a big supporter really enjoy those rants been following you as much as possible since the weapons of mass destruction missile on cam 🐫back dont lose that tapeok my question please dont say your republician cause who can admit this twisted mind party who still support rtrump
Enjoyed tremendously the closed-captioning rendering "parrots" as "parents" and "Paris". Nearly everyone who is or was interested has seen the latter f***ing, and anyone who's been witness to the former has likely been doing their best to forget it most of their formative and adult years.
Edit: cheers and thanks from Toronto, Lewis, you RAWWWK!! 🦜
2nd addendum(!): I really gotta look up that Liquid Death. Goddamn, I gotta get me some of that shit tout de suite(pron. Toot sweet- French for "right fucking now, if yesterday's out of the question!")
Killing me Lewis! Fucking bird porn lolol !!
The Riverside Mission Inn…..a BIG place for weddings…and romantic get-aways…….What the fuck were YOU doing there, Lewis?? 😜
He's truly the best ever.
Somebody put “It’s Unbelievable That They Could Be Fuckin’” on the Button.
It used to be raining virtually all the time in Seattle, and some miles North, before this year, 2022. Normally, there is very little rain in summer (June through August). The rest of the year, it rains (with a little snow thrown in) mostly every day from September through May. Except for this year. Northwest Washington is in the tight grip of a severe drought with maybe ONE day of rain a month, fires, and horrible smoky air quality. I guess Southern California, and global warming, decided to share its mild weather, dry air and smog, and fires with its neighbors to the North! Thanks, Southern California! The part of the state that I hate (even though I was born there!) Keep your climate to yourself! We don‘t care to share!!! And we don‘t like brown and straw landscapes! We are used to all our beautiful green and colorful autumns with reds, cinnamons, oranges, yellows, and gorgeous flowers, ivy, laurels, and beautiful evergreens! 😮😢
I moved to Pierce Co. in 2015 to take care of my mother. She died a couple of months before the pandemic & I got on with my life moving to a new apartment and getting back to work.
Before I continue I want say I think Washington is very lovely and green. I found spring especially amazing with all the blooming trees and shrubs. However, I decided to move back to California a year ago because I missed the sun. It wasn’t the rain, but the frequency of the gray up there. Of course being there in 2020 for the worst of the Covid lockdown seemed to accentuate the gray. Too gray for me.
I’m sorry you all are having a smoky time. I still have a lot of family up there & and feel for you all. Where I am in NorCal we have been spared this year.
Lewis, I recommend the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, look it up online every room is a fantasy, you just have to see it for yourself. As usual, I enjoy your shows and podcasts.
For those who want to get to the real take-away from this video, here you go: Parrot F**king from 8:24-14:22
Looking forward to seeing Lewis in Seattle on the 22nd. (That's assuming I can figure out how to download the tickets to my cell phone). Hope it doesn't rain for you this time!
Hope he was okay. Those of us waiting for the live feed on RUclips got no audio and the screen kept buffering.
@@ernestcruz6316 He was great, as was the opening act (It's embarrassing, but I keep forgetting his name). I had to leave before the Reading of the Rants, alas. So totally missed that.
Nixon got married at the Mission Inn! Spooky old Church at the top of the Rotunda. I'm sure they fixed it up. Downtown Riverside wasn't always so Boutique?
I'm 14 minutes in, and I gotta say you buried the lead. I know there's only so much you can do with a title on RUclips, but the parrot story is awesome.
Parrot Porn would be ahead of Tentacle Porn,.... alphabetically.
i think i would like you to teach me how to play golf.........it would be interesting.
As long as Kathleen comes along
Not fair meanwhile in australia we are enjoying a prolonged stretch of wet weather going back to our good year in 74.
I can just see those two macaws now..."Hey, Lew's here!" "Hey, y'know what would be funny?" "What?" "The next time Lew walks by our cage...let's fuck! It'll blow his mind!" "I will if you will..."
Parents saw you yesterday. Said they had a good time. Would love to collab and do animations for you
Private show?? Did you make it rain? Lol
I wonder if he saw the video of the comedian who had a beer can thrown at her.
Johnny doesn't eat paste because if he did he would be fine!
Hey Lewis!
Where’s your friend, Kathleen Madigan?? Missing her.
Thanks for your videos Lewis.
Supply and demand my a@#. Do any gas stations ever run out of gas?
Yes, they do. Trigger panic buying and watch the lines at the pumps while yokels fill the back of their pickups and SUVs with garbage bags full of gas.
Yes. And not ALWAYS in the middle of some urgent situation (i.e., hurricane). But that's probably rare.
Dot saying that ivermectin wasn't horse meds and then saying it's a zoological medication must not understand the prefix "zoo"
If there were a lot of people there the birds maybe would not have gotten romantic.
the mccaws i saw were in a tent. the male brutalizes, tearing out feathers.
What do you say to two parrots F-@#$*@#&, Oh s@#&! It's funny if either of them repeats it!
Hershel Walker is truly an Empty Suit.
pretty soon you'll see nothing but grey for 6 months, so greatful for seeing two colors even though one is shit brown
You mean brown like Tucson?
Kinda of a slap in the face dirty birds right out there in public. Weve spent way too much time on this lewis im getting queezy
I missed that, what were the parrots doing?
if you need a pig stole..Hershel is your guy.
Otherwise..no.
It's Fucking Brown!! LMAO
Plenty of people have changed their minds regarding abortion. Why can't he?
Crazy town. Wtheck????
Tremendous in football is already covered by Tommy "I'm still an Alabama racist" Tuberville. So yeah, we don't need Herschel.
"You don't elect people who have nothing to contribute " Hmmm... If only we didn't... WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE DO THAT ALL THE FUCKING DAY!
I used to have a pair of lesbian cockatiels. The fem half would lay infertal eggs which I would not eat. No way.
I love the truth that Lewis Black takes AMTRAK. Every fucking time I have taken it there has been a delay due to some fucking idiot driving on to the tracks and stalling (or trying to killing itself deliberately)!
Lewis, ask the rubber chicken about bird sex, and film it!
That 2nd location is not a happy place.
Epic…
Lewis, you are funnier than hell, but leave the wine commentary to others.