Him taking 45 minutes to change his build, realizing the weapons he chose can't be powerstanced because they're in different weapon classes, then blaming chat for not checking what types of weapons they are for him beforehand was peak DSP
It was beautiful. Funniest thing about it is that Bloodfiend’s Arm is BROKEN on its own. He doesn’t need to power stance it. In fact it’s better when two handing it because you can use axe talisman and two handed talisman to destroy Radahn’s poise. But the piggy’s brain is too gout ridden to realize this.
@@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 And laughs heartily at gay corn. Not only that but leaves it onscreen because he's just so happy to see buff dudes. He also will play WWEC for sweaty men jpegs. But he can't play Stellar Blade or FFXVII because he's happily married dood.
5 min in, he starts talking about how the story is bs, proceeds to explain why, talks absolute nonsense and is just wrong, i want to just facepalm 🤦♂️
I've always wondered why no one points out how hard he works to make sure he has no community feel in his streams and yet complains when that's how his chat acts
Because she's probably fine, she was probably a little late, had stuff to do, but he saw another opportunity to excuse his poor gameplay. I hope/like to think that if it were something serious, he'd drop everything and take care of her. That's why I think it wasn't something serious and he was just dramatic. Surely, he wouldn't keep streaming if it were serious. Right?
@@octavianpopescu4776 thats what I thought and he's pissy cause his din din will be late...or he'll have to fend for himself for one whole night. The late stream when he got the usual "what was for dinner" he had a little fit asking why people need to know what he had for dinner every night and how it sucked.
@@octavianpopescu4776 The timing is very suspect though. This just happens now when Jenna was trying to contact her? When Jenna left messages at her workplace in case Dave was preventing her from talking? I don't know, it just seems a bit too much like coincidence, and I think he knows it too.
Dude has 12 flask and gets hit once "just kill me, this game sucks" gives up so fast due to the slightest push back. He really thinks he can stand there and just bludgeon his way to victory. Raises shield then complains he can't dodge. Doesn't even try to dodge, stands right in front of the boss and gets hit, and complains he got hit. Omg this guy is insufferable.
to be clear chat didnt tell him. his chat is full of 2 second google search wizards who love it when daddy pigroach is mean to them. remember the lashing of Six7two or sixseventytwo how ever his name is. now he shells out gifts to phil
Reads all the items descriptions and does all the quests just to not listen to a single fucking thing lmao. It's all 100% explained simply you don't even need to watch lore videos anymore.
I know, just watching this video it seems like he literally never does any adapting or learning patterns, which is kind of key to from soft games. He just randomly roll spams and prays. Seems like his main strategy for from soft games is just to over level and become so op that he can just out DPS the boss.
To be fair, thats true for all the rest of dlc, but Radanh is not a brute force BOSS so he actually has learned to roll his attacks. Also is true that the lighting shit is anoying, Even pro players have mention this, the problem is like the story off the wolf, he complains and líes so much that when he's Actually correct no one believes him 😂😂😂
Phil at the marriage counselor office: “I don’t know about my life with Khet anymore. I tell her what I want out of it but she just seems to drop my input. And it’s not just once in a while. I get dropped inputs all the time. And yes lately it’s just been a long pattern of us fighting. A pattern of us yelling. Pattern! Pattern! Pattern! Just recently though we did have a good moment while she was cleaning the sink and I told her I thought she cleaned it well. Her scrub tactics were some of the best I’ve seen. Other than that moment I think it’s time to put this marriage on hiatus as I don’t see it viable anymore and I need time to invest in the recent high school graduations in my area as they are the hot new releases.”
Literally my wife is unmarriagable right now. I literally cannot do anything. I can't see, her camera angles suck. It's just trash design by my trash wife. So stupid. Wish she would just program herself how she's supposed to, so that I can win already with no push back
@@GamerMann_IVhis first phase is fine, the second phase would be fine if there wasn't so much going on. 2 of his moves are also very hard to dodge (double slash and overhead slash) He's just a very hard boss
He doesn’t understand that Leonard his loyal steed isn’t stuck to him. He is hovering over him due to his mastery of gravity magic so he doesn’t hurt him. This is DSP though he doesn’t truly read anything and he certainly won’t check out lore videos. He is only playing this as it’s popular and gives him money.
Any other streamer...chat talks about whatever, they are grateful they have a chat, and they are active. DSP...You will talk about what I want, when I want, where I want, or else BANNED BANNED BANNED, GONE FOREVER.
I called it weeks ago that he was going to get absolutely decimated by the final boss. Even extremely competent players completely struggled on him, so Phil was always going to suffer 😂
@@planetzdr I cheesed Radahn. I hid behind a shield and poked him with a spear. My character was up to her eyeballs in gear, spells, incantations, food, Physick, talismans, etc. to make the holy attacks harmless and keep the stamina going. If you can mitigate the holy attacks, you can tank the rest behind a greatshield. The shield + spear and a few other weapon classes allow you to defend and attack at the same time. This is the exact same tactic I used 2 years ago with Radagon + Elden Beast. You should have seen how little damage I took from those holy wave attacks, just hiding behind a greatshield.
Amazing he talks shít about game creators as if he can do better.......remember he said it's gonna be difficult to swap his PC with another one and "muh wife in danger me worried" is today's excuse
To be fair, you don't have to be a game dev to be able to criticize a game. We are the customers after all. But in his case it's obviously just cope for his own lack of skill
did he have trouble with Guardian Ape? I just beat that boss today actually :D it was super fun. second try! i get so zoned in playing Sekiro. I really dont want the population dying of dragonrot, after all.
I'd say he already did with Malenia. He needed like 120 tries and looked like he was losing his mind by the end. Only beat her because of RNG won and she didn't do waterfoul dance.
This guy is out here seriously claiming that the game drops his inputs lol. Truly a collaborative effort between FromSoft and Capcom. They worked together to patch ONLY Phil’s copy of the game to have terrible rollback netcode.
a normal person: "oh, the bloodflame attack hits behind me, meaning i can't block it with a shield facing forward. i guess i should either reposition or try to time my roll correctly" dsp: "WHAT? HUH? I WAS LITERALLY HOLDING L1"
I swear you can block it though...I did. He probably saw the initial attack, thought it was over and dropped his guard, then got hit by the follow-up blast.
@@FreddyChoppins if the hitbox touches your shield you block it, but if it just touches your character then you don't, so it depends on how far it is behind you
It seems like it's rare for the explosion to damage you while blocking. I've only taken damage and staggered in that situation if I happened to drop the input for even a millisecond
I copied his build like two weeks ago when he went with a shield. I faced Radhan with a 25 level Great Shield and One of the spears with Cold and Bleed on it. Took me maybe 20 mins to be Radhan simply blocking and poking. Made the fight so brain dead. DSP is truly the worst gamer alive.
4:55 Holy hell, literally everything he said was wrong. Like quite literally everything. Miquella isnt dead, where the hell did he get that from? He is essentially Griffith from Berserk. We played into his hands. He has the ability to charm people, making them fall in love with his ideals. And at the end of it all, he sacrifices EVERYTHING to become a god. His body, his love St. Trina, who actively TELLS YOU to KILL Miquella, his doubts, fears, etc. He uses Mogh, Radahan, and everyone else he charmed for his own ends, and we play into his hands. (Sound familiar?). Thats what ALL the crosses in the land are, places he marked thay are significant to him. The land of shadow isnt a dream miquella concocted, its a REAL place. Marika was from there. She literally sent her other son, Mesmmer there, on a conquest. Like good God, Im not a lore master or anything, but this all quite literally TOLD to you. You literally just had to listen, and look at the screen. Dave lacks the attention span to. Too busy begging for pennies and making up the most ridiculous excuses he can like the roach he is. Whats the matter pigroach? No guide to help you on this one? Too bad. Radahn is unforgiving.
Honestly it triggered me so much that i was 1 sec away to write an entire essay even bigger than yours about how and why he is wrong, but why bother, he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct 💀
Memeology 101 is the best DSP tries it. Thanks for sitting through his sleepy ass gameplay. And editing down really well. I fell asleep at DSP raw restream because he farmed smithing stone bells lmao.
This bwahss is gonna take me 3 days dood!!! also go somewhere else if you wanna talk about something other than my trash gameplay, but also don't forget to tip. remember my daily goal is $50.
Biboo already beat Radhan. Took her like 10 hours. And the best part of it? *thousands* of people were there cheering her on, and she was making bank. Even the legend himself, Let Me Solo Her, dropped in on her stream to show support when she was fighting Mesmer. Here, we have Philbert in his sweaty office, telling his chat not to question anything and give him money.
I remember somebody once said that he talks like, and has many mannerisms of, a middle aged Italian-American suburban housewife from the 80s/90s... I don't have any direct experience with those, but it sounds feasible. The piglet is copying his mommy.
"the entire dlc is a bullshit dream" W H A T ? ! ? ! How does ANYONE reach that conclusion. The dlc gives you its plot straight up. You don't need to be a lore goblin to understand it, it literally tells you everything. This is like when he said that Lies of P was all aliens.
There's plenty of healing space, but for some reason (probably the adrenaline giving him tunnel vision and him not seeing opportunities because of it) he forgets that he doesn't have to stay in Radahn's face when he's doing his string of attacks. I ran away from Radahn and he was still doing his combos far from me and I was healing and looking at him: "Yeah buddy, keep doing all those attacks against the air in front of you while I'm far away, healing, taking a break."
What the fuck is he smoking. The dlc isn't a dream, if he'd actually paid attention and explored the game and learned the lore he'd know most of this. There's a reason why Radahn was required, was so he could finally die and be resurrected in the shadow realm to keep his promise to michela. If anything Mogh was the one who got royally screwed, that poor ugly bastard was just a sacrifice to be absorbed by radahn and take mohgs power.
Yeah, literally used Mohg as a vessel to resurrect Radahn, Miquella already shed his form in the Lands Between to become a God through the realm of shadow, he needed Radahn to be his consort to finalize that. Same as Marika did with Radagon in the realm of shadow. I love that Phil acts so smug about the story and yet knows literally nothing.
@@FreyistakenYou know how vague and nonsensical it all sounds though? The story is bs imo. Shedding form to be reborn elsewhere, finalize it with Radahn as a consort... as if that makes any sense.
I died to it like once, but that was across 50+ attempts. It's uncharacteristically merciful of FromSoft to only have it kill you if you're grabbed twice by it, lol.
I’ve died to it once so far. My own fault, instead of getting rid of it I went in to try and get damage in as I was getting fed up with the patience game and got grabbed as I didn’t dodge in time on second grab. I still can’t beat this bs yet though.
To be fair though, that would be my instinct too. If things start happening all around you during a boss fight, get out of the way of all the things happening lol
Gameplay put aside, the moment where he tried to change his build only to screw up multiple times shows that even aftef 300 hours playing this game Phil has zero knowledge of the game and can't do things without chat lmao
So why does he think the dlc is just a dream? It literally never states this at all and even tell the player that Miquella is reviving Radahn with Mohg’s body.
Because DSP learned his Elden Ring lore from a headcanon that he cobbled together between twitter posts, his paypigs, and a half assed idea that he wanted to be right in order to prove to everyone that he KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
Because what DSP values the most in this world over everything is being correct. And he loves the idea of being smarter than the story teller, so he'll often "predict" stories to show how smart he is, and since he can't be wrong, he'll just make up some headcanon in order to show he's right.
DSP is an actual serial gr@pist sociopathic narcissist he probably read one theory on twitter years ago about Miquella being related to st trina and sleep and now he's trying to FORCE some insane conspiracy theory and narrative onto the DLC even though it's been disproved.
@@bentarbbronze6048 he made some bold claims that ergo was gifted to mankind by aliens and that they were all alien experiments "just like bloodborne, see?!"
lmao it already is the ludwig cut was 3 hrs to NOT beat the boss just like with ludwig he just goes in and spams the same moves, gets rekt, complains about damage, then gives up and rage quits
Looks like he’s finally getting completely humbled…he thought he was finally proud for beating malenia. Consort radahn is a way different story. He’s gonna be here until he pulls A Date Masamune “I’ll try again tomorrow” or he might summon or get lucky. I don’t believe he can drop this though, it’s one of his biggest games.
The fact that dsp hates souls games but plays them so he can say "I'm not a bad gamer! Look, I beat dark souls 2!" Is actually hilarious and sad at the same time
Never have i seen a man try and blame every single mistake on everything under the sun, except himself. It's actually impressive to be this skilled in shifting the blame.
After killing the player, what do you reckon this boss does for the rest of the day? Take his armour off and have a bubble bath? Read a novel? A bit of cooking?
I thought he was about to do an actual good complaint with the boss with the visual affects. I thought he was going to say the affects makes it hard to see what the boss is doing (along with the long hair being in the way) therefore you get hit sometimes. But nope. The affects is causing his to not dodge somehow.
Radahn is so easy to cheese with greatshield and heavy armour but he still got smoked, wow. The reason he sucks at ER is the same reason he sucks at SF6. He doesn't understand the concept of patience and waiting for your turn. Also no understanding of spacing and terrible reaction speed.
“I seriously dont think you can dodge the meteors, I think its impossible. The devs fucked this up”, chat tells him how to dodge them and he immediately changes his tune to “you just have to learn the patterns”
Normal Person After 2 minutes using Devonias Hammer: "hmm the skill is really good and the reach of this weapon is significant for its class, this is simultaneously a drawback however as its hit box is quite different to other great hammers so I need to adjust my distancing accordingly" DSP after 8 hours with Devonias Hammer: "OMG HOW DID I MISS. I PRESSED THE BUTTON BUT IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH WTF ITS THE FRAMES THE GAMES CHEATING AGAIN WOW GREAT JOB FROMSOFT HAHA"
Him taking 45 minutes to change his build, realizing the weapons he chose can't be powerstanced because they're in different weapon classes, then blaming chat for not checking what types of weapons they are for him beforehand was peak DSP
You expect him to take accountability for his own actions on his own steam under his own tyrannical rule? pff, come ahhn man
I'd expect nothing less from Phil. Zero effort, zero accountability.
It was beautiful. Funniest thing about it is that Bloodfiend’s Arm is BROKEN on its own. He doesn’t need to power stance it. In fact it’s better when two handing it because you can use axe talisman and two handed talisman to destroy Radahn’s poise. But the piggy’s brain is too gout ridden to realize this.
What is a powerstance?
@@MatthewCenanceholding two weapons of the same class and attacking with them
Holy hell, this man is about to start blaming rollback netcode for his failures in a single player game.
Scrubby button-mashing Radahn! He would never win offline!
Must be the joystick.
Right oh my God 😂
Someone asked him if going offline mode helped with the lag as a sneak diss and he fell for the bait lmao.
Miquella is mashing, this would never work online dood
Radahn is actually easy, its just all the difficult stuff that makes him difficult!
Just his attacks and build makes him hard
As a ex told me just roll and u beat them
That sounds like a Phil-ism.
It's like DSP has his own custom version of Elden Ring where anything that can go wrong, does go wrong 😂 he's always blaming the game
@@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 It is. He always says that a boss is incredibly easy except for [insert thing that makes it hard]
“Ack ack ack, that’s awesome. Look at him, he’s super buffed”
Piggy all boned up for Radahn.
For real though he seriously gets all giddy for buff guys, but literally complains about hot girls lmfao
It Drappd my L1!!!
Bricked the fuck up for Prime Radahn lol
Definitely not 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 And laughs heartily at gay corn. Not only that but leaves it onscreen because he's just so happy to see buff dudes. He also will play WWEC for sweaty men jpegs. But he can't play Stellar Blade or FFXVII because he's happily married dood.
Seeing him yap about the lore so confidently when he's 90% wrong is funny
90% is too forgiving. He's like 99% wrong. The only thing he said right was that Radahan was infected with the scarlet rot in the lands between.
That's Phil talking about anything in a nutshell
to be fair, that's most of us who play wiki-less, lol
Most bonehead lore take I have ever heard, I actually laughed out loud
5 min in, he starts talking about how the story is bs, proceeds to explain why, talks absolute nonsense and is just wrong, i want to just facepalm 🤦♂️
"Don't derail chat about things outside of my boring gameplay."
>Why's no one talking? Helllooooo???
then someone says "Look at how Phil died for the 100th time" and gets banned
Why tf would they be talking about anything other then the game like shut it and watch the damn gameplay why is that so hard
I've always wondered why no one points out how hard he works to make sure he has no community feel in his streams and yet complains when that's how his chat acts
@@_CrimsonBlade 🤢
@@_CrimsonBlade calm down phil
"It better be harder than Malenia" proceeds to complain that it was harder than Malenia LOL
If something’s going on with your wife WHY TF ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES FOR 4 HOURS!!!!?!? TEND TO YOUR WIFE, AND THEN GET A NORMAL 9-5 JOB MAN!!!
Because she's probably fine, she was probably a little late, had stuff to do, but he saw another opportunity to excuse his poor gameplay. I hope/like to think that if it were something serious, he'd drop everything and take care of her. That's why I think it wasn't something serious and he was just dramatic. Surely, he wouldn't keep streaming if it were serious. Right?
I need thou-that money, I really do!
@@octavianpopescu4776 they ran out of fries at mcdonalds, she came home crying
@@octavianpopescu4776 thats what I thought and he's pissy cause his din din will be late...or he'll have to fend for himself for one whole night. The late stream when he got the usual "what was for dinner" he had a little fit asking why people need to know what he had for dinner every night and how it sucked.
@@octavianpopescu4776 The timing is very suspect though. This just happens now when Jenna was trying to contact her? When Jenna left messages at her workplace in case Dave was preventing her from talking? I don't know, it just seems a bit too much like coincidence, and I think he knows it too.
It's always a joy to watch DSP go from optimistic to down right raging once he realizes he won't be able to cheese a boss.
Dude has 12 flask and gets hit once "just kill me, this game sucks" gives up so fast due to the slightest push back. He really thinks he can stand there and just bludgeon his way to victory. Raises shield then complains he can't dodge. Doesn't even try to dodge, stands right in front of the boss and gets hit, and complains he got hit. Omg this guy is insufferable.
72 year old man gets destroyed by final boss
*80
83 year old man gets destroyed by final boss
*100
The REAL final boss is his gout. He still hasn't beaten that one yet.
He is really pulling on his full wealth of expertise in the ancient art of excuse making.
"It dropped my input because there are too many visual effects" is an all new level of coping
@@benmcgiggles7655If he said it dropped my frame rate, he would be right
"He got sucked into his horse"
Phil out here compering his bedroom life to Radahns story 😫
“Yield the future to I, Miquella, and my promised consort Cammy White”
He really thinks every time he loses it's dropped inputs no matter if the game is on or offline.
"we already killed radahn" Guy who knows nothing about what is going on in the dlc.
to be clear chat didnt tell him. his chat is full of 2 second google search wizards who love it when daddy pigroach is mean to them. remember the lashing of Six7two or sixseventytwo how ever his name is. now he shells out gifts to phil
Reads all the items descriptions and does all the quests just to not listen to a single fucking thing lmao. It's all 100% explained simply you don't even need to watch lore videos anymore.
Yeah i was kinda disappointed as well, we could have something better for the final boss.
Keep in mind, DSP legit told people that he LOVED the lore of Elden Ring and was playing the game specifically to learn the lore.
He is right tho we already defeated this boss…its lazy game design
I can't believe they put rollback netcode into Shadow of the Erdtree. All these dropped inputs, man
yo 💀💀
He blames every game on "dropping his input" he just sucks at gaming. He sucks at his "job". Period.
Never has a man worked so hard to not get a job in history. Well maybe Karl Marx actually...
@@Silenthero66history joke. Love it
Actually, he is great at his job
He has been providing us with entertainment for years
Like a true scrub
He has terrible reaction time and it’s so obvious.
He literally only beats game by brute forcing no adapting, no change of strats, no learning game mechanics just relies on pure insanity and rng
Lets be real, Phil loves him some RNG. At least when it’s determining the imaginary value of a sweaty wrestler jpeg
True. The refusal to learn the hit strings so he could Guard Counter safely had me punching air
I know, just watching this video it seems like he literally never does any adapting or learning patterns, which is kind of key to from soft games. He just randomly roll spams and prays. Seems like his main strategy for from soft games is just to over level and become so op that he can just out DPS the boss.
You have to give the guy credit for being absolutely stubborn😂
To be fair, thats true for all the rest of dlc, but Radanh is not a brute force BOSS so he actually has learned to roll his attacks. Also is true that the lighting shit is anoying, Even pro players have mention this, the problem is like the story off the wolf, he complains and líes so much that when he's Actually correct no one believes him 😂😂😂
Watching this thinking about how smug he was about cheesing earlier "tough" bosses is very satisfying.
Phil at the marriage counselor office:
“I don’t know about my life with Khet anymore. I tell her what I want out of it but she just seems to drop my input. And it’s not just once in a while. I get dropped inputs all the time. And yes lately it’s just been a long pattern of us fighting. A pattern of us yelling. Pattern! Pattern! Pattern! Just recently though we did have a good moment while she was cleaning the sink and I told her I thought she cleaned it well. Her scrub tactics were some of the best I’ve seen. Other than that moment I think it’s time to put this marriage on hiatus as I don’t see it viable anymore and I need time to invest in the recent high school graduations in my area as they are the hot new releases.”
This post, im dying XD
Literally my wife is unmarriagable right now. I literally cannot do anything. I can't see, her camera angles suck. It's just trash design by my trash wife. So stupid. Wish she would just program herself how she's supposed to, so that I can win already with no push back
He is so unhinged and toxic. And delusional.
DSP : *changes a single talisman*
DSP: DOOOOD this new build is insane
All his "builds" have 40 endurance lol
Looks like DSP got his spoon in the mail from Radahn.
Eat it. Just eat it!
After i beat this garbage boss i sent miyazaki an spoon too
I’m curious, what makes the boss garbage? I agree some of the visual effects can be distracting but I haven’t heard anyone else say this boss sucks
@@GamerMann_IVhis first phase is fine, the second phase would be fine if there wasn't so much going on. 2 of his moves are also very hard to dodge (double slash and overhead slash) He's just a very hard boss
@@DryerDan AYUUSSSS
"--He got corrupted by the rot, he got sucked into his horse." he WHAT
He was having flashbacks to Ludwig XD
DSP not understanding what's happening.
Yeah idk what that's about lol
He doesn’t understand that Leonard his loyal steed isn’t stuck to him. He is hovering over him due to his mastery of gravity magic so he doesn’t hurt him. This is DSP though he doesn’t truly read anything and he certainly won’t check out lore videos. He is only playing this as it’s popular and gives him money.
@amyford2971 ikr, it infuriates me when he acts like he actually enjoys/likes FromSoft games.
it pleases me to see phil’s research cheese fail.
It’s surprising cause there’s some pretty heavy cheeses out there right now, I guess he’s just an idiot 😂
Any other streamer...chat talks about whatever, they are grateful they have a chat, and they are active.
DSP...You will talk about what I want, when I want, where I want, or else BANNED BANNED BANNED, GONE FOREVER.
“Stawp derailing my stream you should be tawlking about ree or else ur banned!”
Yet there are still a lot of idiots who waste their money and follow him somehow?
Bad Controller, Game mechanics, animations, basically everything is bad, and Phail isn't the problem. LOL
He's the best gamer in the country washu talkin bout
He did nothing wrong dood! 😂
Radahn World Order
I know That's Right!
4 Life baby
That works for me brother
*Lord Brother
I called it weeks ago that he was going to get absolutely decimated by the final boss.
Even extremely competent players completely struggled on him, so Phil was always going to suffer 😂
Yep you can’t cheese Radahn solo. You need to know what you are doing. Knew this wasn’t gonna be an easy task for the piggy.
@@planetzdryou can 100% cheese radahn solo lol, Phil is just such an awful player
@@planetzdr you absolutely can, just respec into a shieldpoking build with bleed naginata and hes pretty easy.
@@doshmastercash1977 ok well true but that would be too obvious to his viewers that he looked up a guide on how to cheese.
@@planetzdr I cheesed Radahn. I hid behind a shield and poked him with a spear. My character was up to her eyeballs in gear, spells, incantations, food, Physick, talismans, etc. to make the holy attacks harmless and keep the stamina going. If you can mitigate the holy attacks, you can tank the rest behind a greatshield. The shield + spear and a few other weapon classes allow you to defend and attack at the same time. This is the exact same tactic I used 2 years ago with Radagon + Elden Beast. You should have seen how little damage I took from those holy wave attacks, just hiding behind a greatshield.
His interpretation of the lore makes me mad… i get it’s complicated but bruh, if you have paid attention, it’s obvious this isn’t a dream
41:05
>equips two of the heaviest weapons in the game
>is surprised when he starts fat rolling
Amazing he talks shít about game creators as if he can do better.......remember he said it's gonna be difficult to swap his PC with another one and "muh wife in danger me worried" is today's excuse
To be fair, you don't have to be a game dev to be able to criticize a game. We are the customers after all. But in his case it's obviously just cope for his own lack of skill
Radahn is his Cammy equivalent on Elden Ring and Jenna his Cammy equivalent in real life.😂
jenna would be like aki, crazy like her
I honestly blame his wife for him getting smoked by Radahn
He’s played every game in the series, and has played video games as a full time job for over a decade
112 year old man can no longer see the television as he's now legally blind and gets absolutely destroyed by Radahn for two months
Dude using weapons with holy when radahn is resistant to holy 😂
Holy melts phase 1, after that it's as useful as a chocolate teapot.
@@wolfmweh ooh that makes sense lol
I had a holy build with buffs and holy weapon and i had to deal with it 😂
>1 hour video
>part 1
>same boss
He's done it - he's finally out-failed the Guardian Ape fight from Sekiro!
did he have trouble with Guardian Ape? I just beat that boss today actually :D it was super fun. second try!
i get so zoned in playing Sekiro. I really dont want the population dying of dragonrot, after all.
I'd say he already did with Malenia. He needed like 120 tries and looked like he was losing his mind by the end. Only beat her because of RNG won and she didn't do waterfoul dance.
@@ashen-one--x Incredible game. It is a tremendous shame that we were denied DLC for it, since it was basically asking for it. Make sure you enjoy it.
Don't forget Ludwig. Dude spent 3hrs and quit the whole DLC 😂
@@greenman2264malenia killed him over 200 times and then another like 60 before he did the dlc both times winning only because of rng
This guy is out here seriously claiming that the game drops his inputs lol. Truly a collaborative effort between FromSoft and Capcom. They worked together to patch ONLY Phil’s copy of the game to have terrible rollback netcode.
I can't see him getting his ass beat in real time so I really appreciate these vids. Hope we get another full hour part 2 of him not beating him.😂
Fingers crossed 🐖🥩, Thanks bro!
Pig: is this my send off to Elden Rng?
Radahn: thats the neat part, you dont
a normal person: "oh, the bloodflame attack hits behind me, meaning i can't block it with a shield facing forward. i guess i should either reposition or try to time my roll correctly"
dsp: "WHAT? HUH? I WAS LITERALLY HOLDING L1"
Literally same energy as "I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING. WHY DID I GET HIT?!"
I swear you can block it though...I did. He probably saw the initial attack, thought it was over and dropped his guard, then got hit by the follow-up blast.
Yeah no normies arent thinking like that 💀
@@FreddyChoppins if the hitbox touches your shield you block it, but if it just touches your character then you don't, so it depends on how far it is behind you
It seems like it's rare for the explosion to damage you while blocking. I've only taken damage and staggered in that situation if I happened to drop the input for even a millisecond
I copied his build like two weeks ago when he went with a shield. I faced Radhan with a 25 level Great Shield and One of the spears with Cold and Bleed on it. Took me maybe 20 mins to be Radhan simply blocking and poking. Made the fight so brain dead. DSP is truly the worst gamer alive.
He's rolling too early and getting hit. He never jumps over the ground stomps.
Jumping is strictly a tool to get those sweet jumping heavies in DSP’s mind
4:55
Holy hell, literally everything he said was wrong. Like quite literally everything.
Miquella isnt dead, where the hell did he get that from? He is essentially Griffith from Berserk. We played into his hands. He has the ability to charm people, making them fall in love with his ideals. And at the end of it all, he sacrifices EVERYTHING to become a god. His body, his love St. Trina, who actively TELLS YOU to KILL Miquella, his doubts, fears, etc. He uses Mogh, Radahan, and everyone else he charmed for his own ends, and we play into his hands. (Sound familiar?). Thats what ALL the crosses in the land are, places he marked thay are significant to him.
The land of shadow isnt a dream miquella concocted, its a REAL place. Marika was from there. She literally sent her other son, Mesmmer there, on a conquest.
Like good God, Im not a lore master or anything, but this all quite literally TOLD to you. You literally just had to listen, and look at the screen. Dave lacks the attention span to. Too busy begging for pennies and making up the most ridiculous excuses he can like the roach he is.
Whats the matter pigroach? No guide to help you on this one? Too bad. Radahn is unforgiving.
Honestly it triggered me so much that i was 1 sec away to write an entire essay even bigger than yours about how and why he is wrong, but why bother, he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct 💀
@butteredtoast3032 I did it to inform others who may not have know. Words to the roach are wasted, but not to the general public.
Memeology 101 is the best DSP tries it. Thanks for sitting through his sleepy ass gameplay. And editing down really well. I fell asleep at DSP raw restream because he farmed smithing stone bells lmao.
I was blahcking
It was da lahg dood
Ack ack ack
This bwahss is gonna take me 3 days dood!!! also go somewhere else if you wanna talk about something other than my trash gameplay, but also don't forget to tip. remember my daily goal is $50.
At this point the THYDP will be over 24 hours.
he really convinced himself he was going to cheese this boss and be done in like an hour
I am surprised he didnt stumble into the cheese + spear build
Radahn is using a lag switch, dood! He's a total scrub, pattern player who didn't earn any of those wins!
Biboo already beat Radhan. Took her like 10 hours.
And the best part of it? *thousands* of people were there cheering her on, and she was making bank.
Even the legend himself, Let Me Solo Her, dropped in on her stream to show support when she was fighting Mesmer.
Here, we have Philbert in his sweaty office, telling his chat not to question anything and give him money.
Who the f$#@ is biboo?
@@DETRACT0RD00Ma cute little rock
lol another dsp vtuber crossover
Very reddit
Let’s stop calling let me solo her a legend. Bro is average at best. And why is he simping for a female streamer?
radahn got, _sucked into his horse?_ wtf
Going into the whole "mamma's boy" thing, ever notice how many "boomer terms" he uses, like "late show", "order in" and "split the part"?
I remember somebody once said that he talks like, and has many mannerisms of, a middle aged Italian-American suburban housewife from the 80s/90s... I don't have any direct experience with those, but it sounds feasible. The piglet is copying his mommy.
@@ProfessorxVile”piglet” 😂
@@ProfessorxVile Blast From the Past with Brendan Fraser vibes.
Now I'm "rippin' mad"!
Careful now, you don't want Phil thinking that you're trying to get his goat. Whatever tf that means.
I'm just waiting for him to start blaming the music again like he did in Bloodborne.
"the entire dlc is a bullshit dream" W H A T ? ! ? !
How does ANYONE reach that conclusion. The dlc gives you its plot straight up. You don't need to be a lore goblin to understand it, it literally tells you everything. This is like when he said that Lies of P was all aliens.
6:45
Dude's playing his 10th FromSoftware game and still dares to ask, "When do I get to heal?"
There's plenty of healing space, but for some reason (probably the adrenaline giving him tunnel vision and him not seeing opportunities because of it) he forgets that he doesn't have to stay in Radahn's face when he's doing his string of attacks. I ran away from Radahn and he was still doing his combos far from me and I was healing and looking at him: "Yeah buddy, keep doing all those attacks against the air in front of you while I'm far away, healing, taking a break."
What the fuck is he smoking. The dlc isn't a dream, if he'd actually paid attention and explored the game and learned the lore he'd know most of this. There's a reason why Radahn was required, was so he could finally die and be resurrected in the shadow realm to keep his promise to michela. If anything Mogh was the one who got royally screwed, that poor ugly bastard was just a sacrifice to be absorbed by radahn and take mohgs power.
Yeah, literally used Mohg as a vessel to resurrect Radahn, Miquella already shed his form in the Lands Between to become a God through the realm of shadow, he needed Radahn to be his consort to finalize that. Same as Marika did with Radagon in the realm of shadow.
I love that Phil acts so smug about the story and yet knows literally nothing.
You dont even need to explore, the cutscene before Radahn pretty much explains it
And then destroy the elder ring in the fires of Mordor?
Does he know?
@@FreyistakenYou know how vague and nonsensical it all sounds though? The story is bs imo. Shedding form to be reborn elsewhere, finalize it with Radahn as a consort... as if that makes any sense.
The "EAT MY AYUSS" thumbnail makes him look like that spitting lizard from Jurassic Pork
I can never unsee that....thanks
literally the first person I've seen lose by the grab attack lmao
Same haha
I died to it like once, but that was across 50+ attempts. It's uncharacteristically merciful of FromSoft to only have it kill you if you're grabbed twice by it, lol.
I’ve died to it once so far. My own fault, instead of getting rid of it I went in to try and get damage in as I was getting fed up with the patience game and got grabbed as I didn’t dodge in time on second grab. I still can’t beat this bs yet though.
@@amyford2971 i feel your pain bro is NOT easy
dude is such a liar, He says he knows nothing about the boss but instantlly runs out of the light at the beggining of the 2nd phase.......Right bro
hes clearly watched guide videos and chat told him everything to do
To be fair though, that would be my instinct too. If things start happening all around you during a boss fight, get out of the way of all the things happening lol
Thought the same shit lmaooo
@@GhostyGhost7007 I agree with you but he was to on the ball with it
@@datdude15and he's not on the ball with literally anything in this entire game
Reminder that dsp recently made fun of a streamers clothes. The streamer was wearing a cowboy hat and vest. The irony didn’t reach phil
Gameplay put aside, the moment where he tried to change his build only to screw up multiple times shows that even aftef 300 hours playing this game Phil has zero knowledge of the game and can't do things without chat lmao
So why does he think the dlc is just a dream? It literally never states this at all and even tell the player that Miquella is reviving Radahn with Mohg’s body.
Because DSP learned his Elden Ring lore from a headcanon that he cobbled together between twitter posts, his paypigs, and a half assed idea that he wanted to be right in order to prove to everyone that he KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
Because what DSP values the most in this world over everything is being correct. And he loves the idea of being smarter than the story teller, so he'll often "predict" stories to show how smart he is, and since he can't be wrong, he'll just make up some headcanon in order to show he's right.
And assorted pig parts were left scattered over the holy battlefield as the boss defended its territory against the deplorable pig roach
65 and 70 year old streamer hype
How does he read all the lore through out the gamoleay and still think it’s a dream? Its in a different realm Radahn was Reincarnated
He's not a very smart man.. you have to go a little slower with our little man Phillip
DSP is an actual serial gr@pist sociopathic narcissist he probably read one theory on twitter years ago about Miquella being related to st trina and sleep and now he's trying to FORCE some insane conspiracy theory and narrative onto the DLC even though it's been disproved.
This is the same man that said Lies of P was a story about aliens...
@@KenseiRaptor He said what? How did he get that idea?
@@bentarbbronze6048 he made some bold claims that ergo was gifted to mankind by aliens and that they were all alien experiments "just like bloodborne, see?!"
Radahn is gonna be the new Ludwig hopefully lol
chad
lmao it already is the ludwig cut was 3 hrs to NOT beat the boss
just like with ludwig he just goes in and spams the same moves, gets rekt, complains about damage, then gives up and rage quits
Radahn is easily the hardest FS boss to ever be made, so he will 100% pass up every infamous boss DSP has ever struggled with.
@@Keep701 I don’t usually give up, but Radahn was the first one that made me give up he is just way too hard.
@PseudoNym13 yeah, but Ludwig completely destroyed Phail's soul and made him rage quit
"something going on with my wife to piss me off"
I wish he'd stop pretending he welcomes challenge
Someone should ask Phil if he wants "I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct" or "Life dropped my inputs!" engraved on his tombstone.
Bugged life mechanics
“I was bloACKing”
How does someone struggle this hard to press and hold L1?
Imagine someone who has never one contributed to the world calling the designers at fromsoft “idiots”.
Chat gave him some broken colossal weapon/cheese bleed build with lions claw at the end of stream. Literal step by step handholding. Amazing
He keeps guard countering in the middle of the combo 😂. This man is beyond stupid lmao.
50+ tries deep
"I'm actually trying to learn his moves now"
It’s funny when he speaks so confidently about lore like his theories are correct and he’s just wrong asf😂
If DSP had even one boss he would have been fired decades ago for gross incompetence and a toxic attitude.
Looks like he’s finally getting completely humbled…he thought he was finally proud for beating malenia. Consort radahn is a way different story. He’s gonna be here until he pulls A Date Masamune “I’ll try again tomorrow” or he might summon or get lucky. I don’t believe he can drop this though, it’s one of his biggest games.
“Use the sword? But then I have to dodge”
Imagine giving this potato 100 bucks. That's the Super Saiyan of Dents. 🤣
It's been a month and he's still playing this DLC.
The fact that dsp hates souls games but plays them so he can say "I'm not a bad gamer! Look, I beat dark souls 2!" Is actually hilarious and sad at the same time
16:15 lmao he thinks the shove that happens when you use a great shield to block a huge attack was him rolling.
So nice to see young people helping out an elderly person beating a video game. Faith in humanity restored
Phat Kat is a detractor! Getting her wheels stolen all over again!
He really is trying to just cheese the game with two massive hammers spamming jump attacks. Zero percent talent, 100% excuses and complaining
35:13 "what happen? i got froted" 😂
Never have i seen a man try and blame every single mistake on everything under the sun, except himself.
It's actually impressive to be this skilled in shifting the blame.
21:24 Poor phil seems to be haunted by ghosts 💔💔 It truly is never his fault
Radaahn, ConSNORT of MY INPUTS
Trying to guard counter/trade hits with Radahn of all people. Trying to face tank the meteor without a shield. Of course it wasn't gonna work out
After killing the player, what do you reckon this boss does for the rest of the day? Take his armour off and have a bubble bath? Read a novel? A bit of cooking?
one hour edit?! i love this goddamn channel
I thought he was about to do an actual good complaint with the boss with the visual affects. I thought he was going to say the affects makes it hard to see what the boss is doing (along with the long hair being in the way) therefore you get hit sometimes.
But nope. The affects is causing his to not dodge somehow.
Man was basically doing the cheese build and still couldn't deal with the fight.... absolutely sad.
Radahn is so easy to cheese with greatshield and heavy armour but he still got smoked, wow.
The reason he sucks at ER is the same reason he sucks at SF6. He doesn't understand the concept of patience and waiting for your turn. Also no understanding of spacing and terrible reaction speed.
“I seriously dont think you can dodge the meteors, I think its impossible. The devs fucked this up”, chat tells him how to dodge them and he immediately changes his tune to “you just have to learn the patterns”
What a over grown baby 😂
Normal Person After 2 minutes using Devonias Hammer: "hmm the skill is really good and the reach of this weapon is significant for its class, this is simultaneously a drawback however as its hit box is quite different to other great hammers so I need to adjust my distancing accordingly"
DSP after 8 hours with Devonias Hammer: "OMG HOW DID I MISS. I PRESSED THE BUTTON BUT IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH WTF ITS THE FRAMES THE GAMES CHEATING AGAIN WOW GREAT JOB FROMSOFT HAHA"
Chat tells him the boss is resistant to holly damage
*dsp changes his weapon to another holy weapon