Genshin Impact Slander

This video is just a joke, don't take it seriously :)))

[@zuvithonyuthe6139]

For the love of God, at least reduce the stamina cost for Keqing charge attack, it's totally outrageous.

[@kujousara101]

Also remaster C1-C2 keqing aaaaaaaa

[@Zetsubou-69420]

i wish they could make keqings kit like honkai impacts keqing even if i have to get c6 for it I'll gladly do it

[@arigatameiwaku]

@@Zetsubou-69420 the thing is you cant get c6 keqing.
I have played from 1.3 got keqing from her event banner. My keqing is c0 with jade cutter :)
Her stats are a flex though, 81 crit 229 crit dmg 2406 atk.
Since I can't get keqing cons i focus on kokomi ones at least c2 +donut already.
Thats pretty sad we don't have honkai like system with constellation. You can get a c6 5 star if she is available in the shop in just 8 months of grinding.
You might say its a lot,but 1.5 half year in genshin my keqing is c0 so with honkai system I would already have her c6 months ago.

[@arigatameiwaku]

Keqing doesn't need buffs.
If you overinvest in a unit even amber and razor can clear abyss.
What we need is for all standard 5 stars being in a shop so we can actually farm their constellation or get them from there.
Its ridiculous there are dilucless and qiqiless people out there. I want a cute and funny qiqi but she doesn't come home 😭😭😭😭😭 mesagaki 💢💢💢💢

[@Zetsubou-69420]

@@arigatameiwaku I have C2... I have lost all of my 50-50s to her and I am not even mad about it. I am honestly fine losing more 50-50s to her. Gonna pull on zhongli banner next and I'll gladly lose to jean or keqing on it

[@itsame7491]

As a c6 bennet main, I love seeing Ayaka in coop. I really wish there were more characters like her in game. So beautiful, and strong, and over rideable atks

[@goodbro2046]

People who build a fire Ayaka for this moment:🧠

[@gelan5289]

as an ayaka main, there isn't much difference since her damage is centered on her burst
I'd rather get that attack buff even if my sword turns fire

[@faded3671]

@@gelan5289 melt time hehe

[@clementmeril751]

Benny boy best boy

[@HmmYesInteresting...]

Hello fellow c6 bennet enjoyers

[@t1Pz]

Finally, Genshin memes that aren't just blind hatred for the sake of clout

[@kanko3477]

But what if we want genshin hate?
Listen you have to understand that not everyone is gonna like your botw clone ok?

[@t1Pz]

​@@kanko3477 Of course. Mostly, that hate is misguided and comes off as cringe though, because the people who spread it obviously have nothing better to do 🤷‍♂
Well anyways if you like that stuff, then don't find it here I guess. I wrote this comment 1 year ago when I thought baseless Genshin hate was more rampant than actual sensible criticism or appreciation

[@kujousara101]

for real as in

[@toast6197]

not the venti slander 💀😭

[@kel7517]

THAT JOKE ON VENTI WAS BRUTAL BUT TRUE 💀

[@heeilyuh]

keqing deserves a buff tho :(

[@kujousara101]

Yeah... I want a keqing buff :(
she was my main back in the days I dont have an electro dps. but here Raiden Shogun...
Keqing will never be forgotten.

[@heeilyuh]

@@kujousara101 ye i main shogun but i love my fav cat girl

[@akshyun8920]

If you don't want very mild spoilers for dendro then don't read more.
Keqing's getting a massive buff.

[@potatostar18]

@@heeilyuh I'm no hater but.
That'shairnotcatears-

[@Raudent]

uuuh sir... you're talking to a brick wall, are you okay sir?

[@Not_obligated2care]

The signora one had me literally dead I honestly don’t even understand how I commented…

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

Dancing skeletons r just so funny to me for some reason 😭

[@Not_obligated2care]

@@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 for real 🤣😂

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

@@Not_obligated2care msmsmsmsns 😭

[@zeiko_oo]

never have i ever been so offended by something i 100% agree with
- C6 Bennett user who got Kazuha during his 1st banner and used welkin to buy Diluc skin

[@kujousara101]

mine the same but, Keqing skin

[@infakiller]

same but C6 kazoo first banner and no skin cause I didn’t like em

[@merlin3037]

@@kujousara101 same keqing skin is beautiful and i did buy it by top up but i had to uninstall GI Bcuz of obvious reasons.

[@iizzdrizz5848]

As a childe main I am deeply offended

[@kujousara101]

Don't worry it's just a joke lmao, I am also a Proud childe main since he was my highest damage till today.

[@iizzdrizz5848]

Ye Ik it’s just jokes lol it was a good video haha

[@LuniIsHere]

same /j

[@lorezioezio6917]

This is sooooo accurate😂😂😂😂😂
But i expected a gigachad for the ones who plays traveler because of the story (like me, for exemple😉😉😉😂)
(He's actually useful in fights)
(No, he isn't)

[@ember_falls]

genshin would be better with traveler as the only playable character so they could make the combat system much deeper

[@_Sin_]

@@ember_falls Gameplay can be complex even with many characters. Look at Honkai for example

[@muffinman_4]

hello fellow traveler user

[@fromunderthecorkdre]

anemo lumine goes hard ngl

[@lorezioezio6917]

@@fromunderthecorkdre she has a different moveset than Aether? Because i chosed him

[@vi3nnaz]

1:13 nah bro Childe needs a rerun, I'll happily main him if he gets one

[@ThatOneGingerFromSP]

CHILDE RERUN NOW

[@ihrmoos_]

You can get mine, I don't use him since his second banner 💀

[@moncherfremi]

apparently in 3.2

[@ThatOneGingerFromSP]

@@moncherfremi source?

[@moncherfremi]

@@ThatOneGingerFromSP i said apprently, not surely. means that some random maidenless fans post stuff like that on youtube and all :/

[@EliteClyderX]

Can't believe how accurate this is

[@THEVLOGABORATORY]

Only a cultured person will appreciate this masterpiece! You my dear, have earned yourself a subscriber!

[@Lilys0609]

FR

[@DankBench]

weebs when you tell them that having a crippling porn addiction doesnt make them a man of culture but a freak.

[@sepuku7854]

When someone tells me to touch grass I cry
I live in an desert

[@kyleplays5723]

1:36 This one is so damn accurate LMAOO

[@NerfMiner_]

Yea🙃

[@raemonn15]

But of course, there’s nothing for Traveler, Amber, or Chongyun so…
Aether and Lumine Mains just enjoying the game and not caring about team comps or meta in general:
Amber Mains building her purely because she’s best girl despite what all the haters say:
Gigachad DPS Chongyun Mains literally just chilling, eating ice cream or popsicles and living the best life because he’s best boi:

[@Indivinity]

traveler mains crowning normal attacks every time a new element comes out:

[@Indivinity]

amber mains trying to pull constellations:

[@Indivinity]

chongyun overriding physical dps in co-op:

[@sianette1807]

Just 3 more crowns for Dendro crowned Lumine...(I am a Lumine main btw)

[@sianette1807]

Also I don't give shoot about meta comps.My main team has both geo and anemo in it...

[@reinhardvanastrea7793]

1:12 I am a Childe main and I am here to tell u
#1 Childe story is not complete and he will come back
#2 He can crit u didn't build enough crit rate ( dont care about crit dmg with Childe get 70 crit rate even if u have low crit dmg -even if u have like 10 crit dmg)

[@kujousara101]

Im a Childe main too kek, but I used to be Childe-Fischl for maximum DPS. Dont worry it's just a joke. :)))
But sadly. this is what im seeing. from past Meta. but remember fk meta.

[@Olivia-xn9ut]

least enthusiastic childe main

[@reinhardvanastrea7793]

@@Olivia-xn9ut thats what happens when u watch youtube at 2 am

[@momoiropinku414]

@@Olivia-xn9ut LMAO

[@dorianpompa8409]

@@reinhardvanastrea7793 bro stop playing genshin and help your friend Subaru, Todd is fucking him up rlly bad in Gladiator Island rn😔

[@mackingcheeseinthemichaelwave]

I am one of the 1% of people who play genshin that are (mostly) straight teenage gymbros, I swear I can't bring up that I play the game around my friends

[@Asm0sday]

I would tell my friend about it if most of them have computer

[@ErinShellyMason]

I honestly don’t understand the disappointment of pulling qiqi. She’s a good healer in a pinch.

[@kamizakip3820]

Same, people are so hot and bothered about getting more damage which is why they tend to dislike getting Qiqi
Meanwhile I am over here hoping for the day I get my Qiqi

[@anidiot7594]

there is no demand for healing, everyone just uses shields now.
She is slightly better now tho with ocean-hued clam set tho, dont make her a good option tho.
Also, Diona (a 4 star) is better then her, bc qiqi can: Heal. But Diona can: Shield AND heal, also she has much better particle regeneration then Qiqi.
Although Qiqi is servicable, why would you use her if there is someone that can do more at equal or less investment?

[@readyyes9451]

@@anidiot7594
Me: agrees
Also Me: still builds Qiqi

[@anidiot7594]

@@readyyes9451 There is nothing wrong with building a non meta unit, im a razor main so i dont judge

[@renrenren507]

Another reason why people are dissapointed on getting qiqi is that u already have her but she still keeps coming even tho u don't want any of her cons,and im one of those peeps.. I dont hate her infact i love her as a character and a great healer but she needs to stop coming cuz i seriously want jean or mona cons more but she still keeps coming and holy sht she is now C3💀💀💀

[@Emshii_]

My first ever five star (if you don’t count traveller) was Qiqi, and my reaction to getting her was just “WOOHOO, oh wait a god damn-“ I still love her though, depressed and hates hot weather just like me

[@kamizakip3820]

Same, and I still do not remove her from my team, sometimes bringing her to spiral for emotional support.

[@Mquthl3ssonlyonyt]

Naur cause mihoyo just sued a leaker 💀

[@m4ximili0us9]

I actually got Kazuha as my first 5-star, on my 18th event pull. I was really happy

[@Kreypossukr]

Average Kazuha 1st banner haver comment

[@leh8477]

0:22 is so damn accurate 😂

[@kkirby00]

idk bout yall but i despise people who write “kazuha main since first banner” or “ayaka main since first banner” because NOBODY CARES and no it doesnt make you superior to those who have gotten the character in later banners

[@goodbro2046]

Maybe the Kazuha mains from the first banner are happy that they no meta slaves, who pick the character because he is op.

[@Indivinity]

@@goodbro2046 but kazuha was known to be very strong within 2 weeks of his banner launching, the people skipping him were just ignorant or didn't want him in the first place

[@k.n.fauthor2773]

1:31 we'll touch grass in Sumeru anyway, comrades

[@steveluvscows2490]

Though I don't play this game, nor would I play it in a thousand years, I must admit I would gladly headpat the lovable cocogoat that is Ganyu.

[@xWatexx]

As someone who has played for a total of 5 minutes, I can confirm that this is true

[@NoblePhantasmable]

Finally a slander that focused on in-game things, not the fandom

[@therandomguy6200]

Yelan Mains when they don't see yelan's armpits every 0.01 seconds: 0:05

[@Eddie-tn1yw]

1:18 this is so incredibly accurate.

[@mitziixoxo]

As someone who is a Kaeya, Zhongli, Diluc, and Ayato main, this is very true. Especially the lore theorists part. And the zhongli main in coop lmao

[@Mikhailstrubler]

100% concentrated whole truth, pure and unfiltered, no pulp

[@Khuhyshyshk]

Furina mains explaining why she's not annoying:
Freminet mains when they have to meet with other people:
Cyno mains explaining why his jokes are funny:
Arlecchino mains trying to not trash talk about Hu Tao:
Barbara mains explaining why she's a good healer:
Navia/Chevreuse mains trying to not make jokes about America:
Neuvilette mains explaining why holding LMB to kill enemies is fun:
Chiori mains: (Don't exist)
Kirara/Lynette/Keqinq/Dehya/Lyney mains when someone says that dogs are better:

[@tashaelias3968]

You're probably the most cultured genshin player😂

[@JokerFromPersona5Royal]

I can confirm that the FBI breaks into my house for playing Klee on a daily basis

[@lusinn]

the 2.7 livestream loop should definitely have been here lmfao

[@the_famous_gangsta5935]

Fishle domain was so much fact :skull:

[@gil1934]

As a Eula main and C3 Zhongli haver I agree with all the points

[@cacca_rosaaa1443]

1:49 true and the raiden main als true

[@corrin-1976]

0:13 dendro: you sure about that?

[@bbcallie9586]

As a genshin lore enthusiast I have spent so many hours reading the in game books and other texts🙏🏼so I can confirm the slander

[@makiiichi]

nilou simps trying not to be thirsty for her for 0.0001 seconds (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@kujousara101]

that sounds illegal, considering Nilou's . uh oh, (Until you do her story quest and find that she got lots of simps lamof)

[@wafiqcjr]

0:57 my math teacher 🤣😂

[@lilacdahlias]

As a player who got Kazuha on his first banner, 0:38 is very true

[@Comedy-kp5dl]

1:28 fr tho

[@Black-zr6is]

Kujou sara breaking the 4th wall roasting genshin after not getting her statue of the almighty narukami ogosho god of thunder

[@nightmare_just_cant]

The song makes it so much funnier because it’s so out of place

[@macshenhe5905]

We, genshin players, love bugs that we never knew existed.
Getting compensation primos , 60-120 , is so much better than doing our dailies.

[@Shogun507]

Why is the Venti thing so accurate😭😭. As a Venti sub DPS, that is true

[@liggumaballs]

As a Klee main i can confirm that i was arrested for a day once then another one day for being Diona main, and another one week for saving a lewd picture of Kusanali which means, iam in jail rn

[@airoka_avocado]

when i thought i was going to touch grass
i touched sand and rocks then went back home

[@_xxmidnight5351]

POV: you still don’t have qiqi at ar57 and now you really want her

[@user-hl6no1wv8u]

As a Lisa main,I can confirm I turn into Will Smith, whenever someone dares to insult her 💀
➡️ these➡️ ✋ hands✋ are rated E for EVERYONE 🙋🤜✊👊🤛

[@moon.s3o]

Me being a genshin player who touches grass every day, gets a shower touches woman and sees sun light everyday

[@JustaFeesh]

Well I'm more sad Rosaria lost the polearm kick than booba tbh

[@Purp1e_]

bro the zhongli one is so true they really think we gaf

[@gabby89270]

this is way too funny 😭😭😭

[@AquaticNebula]

Diluc mains when everyone starts comparing him to Hu Tao

[@iTalickChicken]

this fischl domain is so accurate..

[@Sam-je2xj]

0:12 This aged well

[@Purpl_Odyy]

Bro literally did Venti dirty 💀

[@dott8348]

Signora needs to return

[@LivingTrash_]

Funniest video of this kind that I've seen so far, keep it up !!!

[@racooncravesfood]

I'm scared of how accurate this is.

[@matierialgworl8255]

nah cuz i had an allergic reaction when i touched grass bro

[@Yuki_Ika7]

For Noelle have a gif of a female body builder flexing with the caption "Noelle in-lore strength"

[@BlissedYui]

1:18 *laughs in qiqi main*

[@goku-loser2805]

I’m sad because the person that made the dance for Venti in this video took down their tiktok account. I was going to go follow them :(

[@Gappy-2011]

💀💀💀

[@notcaspy]

Playing Genshin is already slanderous as is

[@mrdevil848]

Best genshin slander I've seen so far

[@TheSerperior]

As an original Kazuha haver, I can confirm this is true.

[@faithful2b1]

They 100% did Yanfei atrocious with her outfit. She deserves better lmao

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

Having C2 Zhongli makes me feel like I'm playing on autopilot

[@maija_]

I wanted to see you tear into the community, but this is equally as good.

[@owolorie]

i love how 0:55 is so accurate

[@outrider8569]

Never knew kujo Sara was such a savage. Guess Itto made her snap

[@tata8495]

Sara was always awesome

[@moriohkujo6433]

as a zhongli main 1:52 is incredibly accurate lmao

[@sinhvu7169]

I love seeing orange numbers in coop

[@henta.i.3838]

That Qiqi one really hit hard.

[@I_Inoj2122]

Omg not the 2.1 livestream 💀 I-

[@scum.sniffer]

see how there was no yoimiya slander? exactly.

[@thecheatah174]

Longest 2:33 in my life and i love it

[@NeoShot]

There was zero reason to reduce Rosaria's booba

[@amateurfifo9706]

Bro I laughed so hard. Everything on here is so accurate 😭

[@user-wq3uw5zc7n]

players who got kazuha on his first banner on their way to absolute humiliate everyone who got him on his rerun

[@metainstincts85]

Kazuha rerun
More like I lose him to Jean again

[@ucleam4108]

Aggravate will give Electro Buff 🗿

[@mollieephobia]

don't forget when you don't have enough storage

[@paperbaggy2622]

me and my friends all play genshin but one of them plays TEN HOURS a day. so at lunch we throw grass at him telling him to touch some mf grass.

[@ThatKenBoi]

forgot what the 2.1 livestream was about

[@OpexRL]

As someone who has no friends in Genshin left because they all quit, this hit hard

[@Asm0sday]

Average genshin agurment "you're a whiteknight" "stop lick -"
Genshin twitter realise twitter and RUclips is banned in China so their 1000 word essay is pointless
Average genshin joke "where pyro archon?"
Genshin hater when someone disagree with them "you bootlicker"
Anti Genshin saying "tof > genshin" because they're coping so hard

[@KingOfBubbleButt]

That's probably the most accurate vid about genshin I have have seen in a while
*Chef's kiss*

[@crackedizzy]

Best genshin video I've ever watched.

[@koshiko2815]

As a C6 Noelle main, I found this accurate, funny. But I don't simp for any character, marry them, love them, rail them, simp for them. I'm just an average enjoyer of rverything

[@sagemiracle2674]

Ok ok I'm new to genshin and i wanna know why childe mains disintegrate from existence lol

[@kujousara101]

They did not disintegrate, I am a Childe main kek. but sadly, that's what is happening nowadays on Spiral Abyss

[@idkhithere6860]

wait really? I see a lot of childe mains in coop

[@garybello7829]

@@idkhithere6860 yeah thats the only place they can use him 💀

[@goodbro2046]

@@garybello7829 I use Diluc in the abyss, so who cares. Use what you want.

[@user-hv1tr9ok1i]

@@idkhithere6860 ironically his worst place

[@Tired_Coffee]

Kazuha was my first 5* I got him on his original banner and I went for him again on his rerun so now he's c1 :))

[@mercurique]

Signora has me dying ☠

[@AmaxNation]

POV: You want Genshin add more End Game Contents.

[@staticbvnds]

you forgot about when genshin impact fan find out about the age of consent