The fact that Raphael is trying to stay so close to prison with his tools and is cutting them open with the hugest scissors I've ever seen and a massive knife is so hysterical to me 😄
@@charlottesfunandfreechannel They do get school like food but can buy things on commissary their "store" but buying things there can get pricey. There's a few good youtubers that have prison channels, they are so interesting! I love watching Jessica Kent!
I love at the end when he was talking about subscribing and way he said ‘u don’t have to, it’s just a thing’ he is so down to earth , funny and good vibes
@@gorbonrumsay9714 He's a great person like he does donations and stuff so idk why people bully him he's so funny and down to earth. They need to get a life fr
My brother just finished a 10 year bid last year. He earned his red seal for cooking while he was there. The man can take anything and make it into something spectacular. It's incredible how resourceful some people in prison become. For 8 years he would never eat in the cafeteria. He'd get other people to use their canteen money to buy ingredients and he would cook for them in return. The only thing that was a struggle was the lack of sugar and some fruits because inmates would make brew with them.
This was hilarious! This Man is bringing us the real struggle food recipes we never asked for but honestly, this content made my Saturday night. I'm here for this "authentic" content.🙃
Me just discovering Raphael's videos from a yt recommended. Now I've been binge watching all day! I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Then how he just goes right to the point not just waste our time. Love it all.
I was crying up until now...but you're RUclips notification put a tiny smile on my face, thankyou love, and I hope atleast you're having a great day. And I wish you happiness
The fact that he uses the same tools and most of the same ingredients just shows how much he cares about his content! Keep it up Rapha 😃 ohh and as always his reactions when the food is falling of his plate are sooo adorable and funny omg
Rapha, dear boy, please use a cutting board. That's so bad for your knife, table, counters, fingers, etc. I worry about you every time you pick up a knife.
I just want to say, you're an amazing soul. I hope whoever is in your life knows what a treasure you are. Oh, and hot water should take the "candy" off your card.
Ok but that's Emergen-C?? That has so much Vit. C in it! And he's like "I really should have made more" and that's already 2000 mg! Hope he doesn't eat all of that.. smh
I literally laughed so hard at you're jokes and personality is just all around real and unapologetic! I love it 😂 this is why I love watching your videos, never stop making people feel good ♡
I applaud that you tried with an open mind! I’ve seen these videos with prison “spreads” and I’m not sure I’d want to try any of them, but they definitely get points for creativity when they have very little to work with!
The bit about the shared cooking show with a Well-Known American cooking and home design personality (not naming) and that they might go way back. I expected to see many more chuckles over that. I love oblique humor
Actually Prison is like being a child except that you´re locked in a tiny Room for most of it. But the emotions behind it resemble it pretty much, someone else decides what you eat, when you eat and what you can get from the outside World. And you always have someone walking with you through the prison.
I mean, the base of that cheesecake with the crushed biscuits and butter it's an actual recipe 😂. I used to do it in the past as well. The mixing is a struggle but the results are amazing.
you don't need to worry about the boiled water melting the plastic because plastic melts at around 200c, while water boils at 100c. if it's hard plastic, it might get softened and reshaped, but it should be fine
Context for anyone who wants it, food in US prisons (idk how it is in other countries) is split into two categories: 1. The food they give you by default, it's the bare minimum to keep you alive and a lot of prisons get the food in a box that's labelled "not for human consumption", especially the meat. There's a whole bunch of shit. 2. Food you pay for, which is junk food, chips, ramen, cheese sauce, all that shit. But yeah, from someone who is subpoverty, when you're working with a limited resources, you do get very creative with food. You just throw shit together because if it doesn't work, it's still better than the alternative.
honestly raphael you are so creative! i know demographically your content is probably not my target group but i enjoy every minute of it intensely! did you like the vegan mayo? its my favorite!!!
I was like :"noooooooooooo don't eat from the knife!! you'll get hurt sweetness!!!" I LOVE YOUR CONTENT.. I'm shook that i'm here for four years... Oh My Goodness.. ALSO...I love how your table gets messier and messier wth each round.. And we all new you were gonna drop someting...so don't feel bad about it my love, this was perfection!!!
In America we donnot have digestive cookies. My EX was British & he said the closest thing in the states is Graham crackers.Not sure why they are called "digestive cookies." 💯 I love Graham crackers.
Next video idea Gourmet Prison meals! Or like a 5 course Prison meal!! I love that you’re doing longer videos, your content is why I pay for the premium 💜
Ayy! Yo! So there’s a different prison cheesecake recipe that is much closer to a real cheesecake and is absolutely spectacular! It uses powdered creamer, sugar, sprite, biscuits. It’s extremely superior! You should try that one!
I'd definitely watch the prison birthday cake from a 5 stars bakery. I really wonder what they would do lol. I love the "keeping the jail vibe" thing and the eating off of that huge knife lol this is amazing. I really need to see more of these recipes.
Yup. I can confirm most prison commissary entrees have ramen and hot cheetos. I still eat spreads. My mom gets mad. AND some people get SO creative in jail. People would make eachother birthday cakes and shit.
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The fact that Raphael is trying to stay so close to prison with his tools and is cutting them open with the hugest scissors I've ever seen and a massive knife is so hysterical to me 😄
I agree. He needed to use what prisoners use. I have seen razor blades used, floss for cheese, and ids used. We didn't have scissors or big knives lol
Lol I remember ijustine and her knives!!😆
I'm just surprised that prisoners food is that interesting
I thought they got basic food like you get bad school lunches.
They have to deal with it
@@charlottesfunandfreechannel They do get school like food but can buy things on commissary their "store" but buying things there can get pricey. There's a few good youtubers that have prison channels, they are so interesting! I love watching Jessica Kent!
in the "sushi" recipe, he had boiling water...pretty sure you can't get that in prison 🤷
I love how your videos go straight to the point without boring ass intros..
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@@Viralclips_._ Sorry no
@@Viralclips_._ ок🤟🏻
everyone comments this
My favorite thing about his videos! Just wish I knew more about him
No one literally no one.
Raphael after puting literally anything in his mouth.: this is the best thing I have ever eaten..
Ikr
yo fax
“This is incredible”
I love at the end when he was talking about subscribing and way he said ‘u don’t have to, it’s just a thing’ he is so down to earth , funny and good vibes
Bcoz he is already rich .. youtube is just a side hustle
@@xprex its his only job
@@xprex This guy is either too humble or have low self esteem because he's bullied a lot by hate comments.
I read this comment literally the moment he said it!😱😱😱
@@gorbonrumsay9714 He's a great person like he does donations and stuff so idk why people bully him he's so funny and down to earth. They need to get a life fr
I really appreciate the fact that he not only replicated the recipe but also the process to make it more real!👏👏
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@@Viralclips_._ No begger.
He shouldn't have used scissors or knife but other than that he did good
@@HarveyTalksPrison hey i watched your video. Your really honest i respect you
@@AKtEMER Thank you so much
My brother just finished a 10 year bid last year. He earned his red seal for cooking while he was there. The man can take anything and make it into something spectacular. It's incredible how resourceful some people in prison become. For 8 years he would never eat in the cafeteria. He'd get other people to use their canteen money to buy ingredients and he would cook for them in return. The only thing that was a struggle was the lack of sugar and some fruits because inmates would make brew with them.
What did he do to end up in prison for so long
@@sosososososo123 whys ur name that lol
"i wanted this to be authentic prison food..." brand new sentence
Oxymoron.
@@stephanieeverett2238 how?
@@klarabarunovic9841 bc prison food isn’t authentic
@@stephanieeverett2238 stop ruining the joke
Sometimes I feel like not everyone gets your jokes... I feel like one of the lucky few..... because I'm always laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
me too like the line about the this is how I get killed in prison when I present this cake had me doubled over in laughter
I was just saying that he’s pretty funny
Ikrrrr he's freaking hilarioussss
He is HILARIOUS!!! One of the few ppl that makes me LOL LITERALLY. And he’s so adorable, too. 😩
well, people have different senses of humor so- hehe-
This wouldn’t be a Raphael video without him dropping stuff 🤣
This was hilarious! This Man is bringing us the real struggle food recipes we never asked for but honestly, this content made my Saturday night. I'm here for this "authentic" content.🙃
I’ve never wanted to be someone’s friend so bad. 🤣
saaaame
his reaction to getting burnt was like a little kid kinda and its the most adorable thing ive ever seen
Wait when does he get burnt?!
@@berlinrichardson2708 9:45
Me just discovering Raphael's videos from a yt recommended. Now I've been binge watching all day! I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Then how he just goes right to the point not just waste our time. Love it all.
I was crying up until now...but you're RUclips notification put a tiny smile on my face, thankyou love, and I hope atleast you're having a great day. And I wish you happiness
Feel better 💜💙
Cause of sid
Be okay dear. Much love to you. ❤️❤️❤️
I hope you feel better soon! Sending you much love!
You’ve got this
The fact that he uses the same tools and most of the same ingredients just shows how much he cares about his content! Keep it up Rapha 😃 ohh and as always his reactions when the food is falling of his plate are sooo adorable and funny omg
Rapha, dear boy, please use a cutting board. That's so bad for your knife, table, counters, fingers, etc. I worry about you every time you pick up a knife.
I have always wondered why he never used a cutting board.
@@HarveyTalksPrison i don't 👁️👄👁️
I never use a cutting board loll and anywho hr usually does use one
"it should've been more of a rectangle than a square"
"also god making my body shape"
HEOMABSOSLNAHSKSJKL SAME
I would definitely like to see a five star chefs take on the prison recipes. Cool idea. 💡
The timing of your fails = comedic genius 😆
“nope, it’s prison” 😂😂 you never fail to crack me up
I just want to say, you're an amazing soul. I hope whoever is in your life knows what a treasure you are. Oh, and hot water should take the "candy" off your card.
27:41 You're the only person I know who opens à snicker bar with a knife 😂🤣
I live for it it is hilarious ❤
Prison doesn’t sound too bad.. Just thought people was in there eating oatmeal and cereal 😂
I thought they only had bologna sandwiches ! 😂
I love Raphael, but was anyone else cringing when he ate off the end of the knife?
No we made some good meals. Lol but what's wrong with oatmeal? Put some peanut butter in it and you are ready to go workout .
Watch the show 90 days in. Normal people pass as inmate to see what its like inside.
People in our army eat much worse than prisoners in usa
i remember when you followed me on twitter like years ago and im proud to call myself an og bc youre seriously so awesome
Ok but that's Emergen-C?? That has so much Vit. C in it! And he's like "I really should have made more" and that's already 2000 mg! Hope he doesn't eat all of that.. smh
hahaha i was like 😖😳 when i saw that.
at home we just have one packet a day when we aren’t feeling well
the emergen c was the best part. I worry for this man sometimes
@@FriendlyAC130Online 🤣
Ok but like , being completely honest , I would watch “ 24 hours in prison “ if he cooked for the most part of the video
I literally laughed so hard at you're jokes and personality is just all around real and unapologetic! I love it 😂 this is why I love watching your videos, never stop making people feel good ♡
I hate the wait for your next video, but I'm always thrilled when you post!
I like how you're content is very unique and super creative ❣ great work , really enjoyed this video 😄💖
Emergen-c is an effervescent/fizzy drink. So thats why it bubbled up.
These videos are my oxygen. I live for his accent 😍🥺
Honestly, same.
Raphael: Pronounces the word "today."
Me: My day is made!
yeah, where is he from!?
@@micky_knuckles He's from Portugal.
@@C.L.Hinton ohhhhh okay.
Lmfaoooo "shots fired ,but we were all thinking it "😆🤣🤣😂😂🤗💀dead
I applaud that you tried with an open mind! I’ve seen these videos with prison “spreads” and I’m not sure I’d want to try any of them, but they definitely get points for creativity when they have very little to work with!
The bit about the shared cooking show with a Well-Known American cooking and home design personality (not naming) and that they might go way back. I expected to see many more chuckles over that. I love oblique humor
TIL prisoners are creative, and Tesco's own brand "Ms Molly" products are basically prison quality.
Ms molly chocolate bars are amazing though
@@tinkerbellaella6464 I actually like them lmao
@@tinkerbellaella6464 I've never tried them 👁️👄👁️
The whole creativity is more important than what you have was quite good
It's sooo weird to hear him saying "Basmati" 😆😂 Yeah it is Basmati rice and btw basmati in Arabic means "My smile" 🥰
Dude your sense of humor isn’t s so dark…..and I love it🤣
Actually Prison is like being a child except that you´re locked in a tiny Room for most of it. But the emotions behind it resemble it pretty much, someone else decides what you eat, when you eat and what you can get from the outside World. And you always have someone walking with you through the prison.
i honestly love your content so much, you're such a joy
I love that you leave in when you drop stuff. Always gives me a giggle
I'm having a physically bad day, but watching your video made me laugh and forget my pain for awhile! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
The Martha shade 😂😂💀
I’m having a bad day so this is my getaway, thanks for making it easier♥️
Hope things got better for you hun
@@reemelkelani2332 thank you💞💞
I love it when I see your videos come up! This one was fun, I'd like a part 2!
I absolutely love how you're replicating prison meals with the biggest knife 🔪 😂😂
Raphael you are honestly hilarious, your comments have me howling 😂 loved this video 👏🏼
The koolaid packet has no sugar in it btw, it's the creamer that's making the candy, the drink mix is just for flavor & bulk...
I mean, the base of that cheesecake with the crushed biscuits and butter it's an actual recipe 😂. I used to do it in the past as well. The mixing is a struggle but the results are amazing.
you don't need to worry about the boiled water melting the plastic because plastic melts at around 200c, while water boils at 100c. if it's hard plastic, it might get softened and reshaped, but it should be fine
I really appreciate you putting time into your videos and not making it seem so rushed like others 😁😁
Context for anyone who wants it, food in US prisons (idk how it is in other countries) is split into two categories:
1. The food they give you by default, it's the bare minimum to keep you alive and a lot of prisons get the food in a box that's labelled "not for human consumption", especially the meat. There's a whole bunch of shit.
2. Food you pay for, which is junk food, chips, ramen, cheese sauce, all that shit.
But yeah, from someone who is subpoverty, when you're working with a limited resources, you do get very creative with food. You just throw shit together because if it doesn't work, it's still better than the alternative.
So much shade in this vid im LIVING for it!!! Literally my favorite RUclipsr
This is how I start my day watching Raphael make prison spreads ❤️😂
honestly raphael you are so creative! i know demographically your content is probably not my target group but i enjoy every minute of it intensely! did you like the vegan mayo? its my favorite!!!
He's just getting prepared when the copyright claims roll in
Raphael : Are they eating better than me?
Me : (thinking the same thing) instantly dies of laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally just discovered this RUclipsr and I am already in love with him and his content lol.
So funny always dropping something so real love this guy thanks
You should look up Jessica Kent she was in prison and makes videos of recipes she made in prison.
I was literally just watching your last video and wishing you'd update again- WHAT SORCERY IS THIS??? Do I have powers? 🧍🏽♀️
Well obviously
I love the considerable thought he put into weather or not to lick his card. Risk is real :)
Was waiting for a video, so glad it popped up now 😭🎉💕
You would be surprised on how many people eat rice with their hands like my whole family and all my relatives eat rice with thair hands
Always coming to us with the most innovative video ideas
I was like :"noooooooooooo don't eat from the knife!! you'll get hurt sweetness!!!"
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT..
I'm shook that i'm here for four years... Oh My Goodness..
ALSO...I love how your table gets messier and messier wth each round..
And we all new you were gonna drop someting...so don't feel bad about it my love, this was perfection!!!
I'd love a part 2. This was one of my favorite videos.
In America we donnot have digestive cookies. My EX was British & he said the closest thing in the states is Graham crackers.Not sure why they are called "digestive cookies."
💯 I love Graham crackers.
Cool kettle. It reminds me of either C-3PO or Tik-Tok from Return to Oz.
24:13 The guy sounds like having lots of ingredients not mentionend... ;-)
someone get this guy some cutting boards 😩
He needs a sponsor asap
Your videos are so good i don't even notice 30 minutes has passed by
We are just here for you and all your awesome amazing content. You're so talented. All my love from Michigan ❤️
Watching your videos always makes my mood better.. Your energy is everything!! 🖤
Yeah… EmergenC is effervescent & KoolAid isn’t 😂
I was kind of having a bad day but you made it better by posting your video
Rapha: "you know that lady on tiktok who eats rice with her hand"
Me: * in the middle of eating rice with my hand while watching this video* 👁👄👁
2:50
Next video idea Gourmet Prison meals! Or like a 5 course Prison meal!! I love that you’re doing longer videos, your content is why I pay for the premium 💜
Would love a part 2 and I love your shirt, my son wants it so badly ;)
I love how he is using prison techniques with smeg appliances 😂😂😂😂
The way the sushi guy says Cheetos is hilarious
Cheeters
Ayy! Yo! So there’s a different prison cheesecake recipe that is much closer to a real cheesecake and is absolutely spectacular! It uses powdered creamer, sugar, sprite, biscuits. It’s extremely superior! You should try that one!
Our boy is back with another long video! Thanks Raphael❤️
Always find it great spending time watching your videos 😊👍 this edition was super interesting 😁
Omg these reactions are going to be TOO positive I just know it 🥲
I have been obsessed with you since you started. Just about. And I’ll never stop. 🤣💙
LOVE YOU RAPHAEL ❤
STAY BLESSED!!
I LOVE YOUR FOOD VIDEOS 🌸
Strange idea, perfect execution. Just another video from Raphael. I don’t often comment but just thought I’d say this was a really cool video!
I hope you washed that Oyster Card first!🤣🤣🤣 This vídeo is hilarious!❤️
I'd definitely watch the prison birthday cake from a 5 stars bakery. I really wonder what they would do lol.
I love the "keeping the jail vibe" thing and the eating off of that huge knife lol this is amazing. I really need to see more of these recipes.
This has nothing to do wiyh the video but I'm addicted to your channel
You make great videos
Anyone else just sit there laughing the whole video? Also I can’t believe he used emergenc like bruh 😂
🤣🤣 shots fired! 🔥🔥🔥 And connected! Lol love it view Raph! So real... ♥️
Love this video!! It was really entertainting and fun and i love that he did that with full respect to the recipies and real excitment
Prisoners are creative as hell
imagine back from school and raph upload a new video LIFE IS SO FUN
I feel like the stale Cheetos rly added to the authenticity
Lmao 🤣 I can't "im in my own prison"
“I ordered beef but they sent me kimchi.”
Sounds like what my life is like.
Yup. I can confirm most prison commissary entrees have ramen and hot cheetos. I still eat spreads. My mom gets mad. AND some people get SO creative in jail. People would make eachother birthday cakes and shit.