In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop

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  • Опубликовано: 12 май 2015
  • The suction fan on the Space Station potty is so loud that, well, everyone knows when you ‘go.’ Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti explains how to turn on that fan and how-to use the International Space Station toilet. -- How to Wash Your Hair In Space: www.space.com/21946-how-to-wa...
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Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @re_i_gn
    @re_i_gn 3 года назад +7362

    Imagine if you just took the biggest fattest crap you could ever think of and realize that you forgot to turn on the valve.

  • @superfurball89onyoutube52
    @superfurball89onyoutube52 3 года назад +26891

    They should've at least make a window to look at the endless void of space when your taking a shit

    • @user-sn5cx1yt6v
      @user-sn5cx1yt6v 3 года назад +2108

      Window is a structural weakness))

    • @zacharywilliams9708
      @zacharywilliams9708 3 года назад +4010

      @@user-sn5cx1yt6v Its worth it

    • @user-sn5cx1yt6v
      @user-sn5cx1yt6v 3 года назад +2521

      @@zacharywilliams9708 well, can’t argue with that

    • @intensom5785
      @intensom5785 3 года назад +3867

      Imagine an alien passes by and just sees you in the toilet staring right at them

    • @black__ship
      @black__ship 3 года назад +1844

      How about a camera on outside and a screen of the size and shape of window inside, to avoid structural weakness

  • @TheMICMusicInspirationChannel
    @TheMICMusicInspirationChannel Год назад +2996

    She didn't mention it, but sometimes they take those bags they've used, light them on fire, and throw them on the doorstep of the neighbors' space station.

    • @Vaurg
      @Vaurg Год назад +95

      On the alien's military bases on the moon

    • @Crabfather
      @Crabfather Год назад +22

      I don't think that's true

    • @DarkTheFailure
      @DarkTheFailure Год назад +45

      The Chinese neighbors

    • @LazyUggugg
      @LazyUggugg Год назад

      @@Crabfather you uneducated fool, you probably think the earth is round. shake my smh head bro

    • @payperboy9096
      @payperboy9096 Год назад +7

      She didn't mention it but it's all a hoax

  • @ukar69
    @ukar69 Год назад +1639

    I wouldn't be embarrassed at the sound of the fan, I'd be embarrassed by ripping a loud echoing fart and the residual smell. "Don't go in there for 10 of your earth minutes!"

    • @XXveny
      @XXveny Год назад +106

      You know, when someone farts, just open the window...

    • @Eclipse-mk3hm
      @Eclipse-mk3hm Год назад +10

      @@XXveny nah cu das crazy

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM Год назад +51

      True story: People used to be selected to be astronauts that didn't fart much or didn't have smelly farts. It still might be the case actually. They also try to make sure they eat food that keeps them from producing gas AND all those fans are suction fans that suck away any smells anyway.

    • @mikeytodd7
      @mikeytodd7 Год назад

      ​@@OgdenM So John, you are our top candidate in terms of academic and physical qualifications. You are a decorated top gun pilot who finished in the top one percent. You speak 12 languages and have a wonderful history of charitable donations. BUT! unfortunately your farts stink so you weren't selected.

    • @SephBane
      @SephBane Год назад +8

      The space station smells like farts all the time anyway.

  • @n0ctvrnl
    @n0ctvrnl 3 года назад +4895

    Easy difficulty: Pooping in a school bathroom
    Veteran difficulty: Pooping in a space station

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 3 года назад +146

      i would prefer the space station holy shit

    • @grac1cle341
      @grac1cle341 3 года назад +196

      @@lemonandgaming6013 same pooping in a school bathroom is beyond uncomfortable

    • @notazula
      @notazula 3 года назад +96

      I assume everyone shits so doing it in space on a clean, small toilet while everyone hears it is so much better than shitting on a broken, filthy toilet that has been stepped, shat, and peed on by millions that has no proper water source

    • @hannahmoore3406
      @hannahmoore3406 3 года назад +21

      @@notazula nah I’d rather have the school toilet option but then again I don’t do that number 2 in public it’s much better in the comfort of your own home.

    • @squishybol533
      @squishybol533 3 года назад +11

      My high school toilet actually won the cleanest toilet in the city so I’m 100% preferring the first option.

  • @BoarhideGaming
    @BoarhideGaming 8 лет назад +3279

    So if "in space, nobody can hear me scream" but "in space, everybody can hear you poop", does that mean that if I ever got into problems in space, I should poop for help?

    • @mpcmatheusmp
      @mpcmatheusmp 8 лет назад +136

      Houston needs to help you with your problem.

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl 8 лет назад +12

      +BoarhideGaming Nah, you'll just make everyone put on their earmuffs. :P

    • @kparm23
      @kparm23 8 лет назад +3

      +Ezy Teri Reddy Um that was so dumb. Just stop talking

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl 8 лет назад +17

      promprom Can you explain why that was dumb? If not, I see no reason why you cannot be a troll.

    • @Krondelo
      @Krondelo 8 лет назад +9

      +BoarhideGaming Ha good one!

  • @SHx589
    @SHx589 Год назад +906

    I can’t believe this is what I wanted to be if I grew up. Good thing my dad told me I had no chance! Thanks dad!!

    • @holzbergerpeter4480
      @holzbergerpeter4480 Год назад +15

      And now you work at mc donalds drive Inn, so no need to worry anymore

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 Год назад +106

      @@holzbergerpeter4480 excuse me. I worked my way up to GM of a Wendy’s. I drive a fully loaded 2011 Ford Taurus, with a company fuel card. I rent a corner unit deluxe apartment and I paid for my waterbed in cash!

    • @chuck5667
      @chuck5667 Год назад

      @@SHx589 L because waterbed

    • @mangodelmal9753
      @mangodelmal9753 Год назад +1

      Same

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart Год назад

      @@SHx589 you got it good bro

  • @rv706
    @rv706 Год назад +524

    I can't even imagine the Hell that would break loose in a space station if the toilet got clogged or if the shιt tube broke.

    • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
      @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur Год назад +68

      i believe that's happened, and the protocol was something like, lock down the room and the person who made the mess cleans it.

    • @bangchanily
      @bangchanily Год назад +39

      @@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur my bad luck: "allow me to introduce myself"

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Год назад +3

      it only takes one Yugoslavian to cancel a fleet of starships

    • @rv706
      @rv706 Год назад +4

      @@jacobpeters5458 What?

    • @heronic550
      @heronic550 Год назад +9

      what if someone has diarrhea

  • @tarsofelix4414
    @tarsofelix4414 3 года назад +19591

    This toilet literally sucks

    • @sarvajeeth.y6936
      @sarvajeeth.y6936 3 года назад +117

      0:27 that's a gun to wash our was literally [S U C K S)

    • @tarsofelix4414
      @tarsofelix4414 3 года назад +123

      @@6x886 The joke went figuratively over your head 😁

    • @tarsofelix4414
      @tarsofelix4414 3 года назад +44

      @@6x886 It's ok, my friend. Have a nice day!

    • @textpg5254
      @textpg5254 3 года назад +14

      quite literally

    • @muridtahmatgnas2184
      @muridtahmatgnas2184 3 года назад +16

      Indeed it literally does

  • @kreig5376
    @kreig5376 3 года назад +6471

    Imagine if someone forgot to turn the fan on and the shit nugget was just left to float around the station

    • @janantoni3
      @janantoni3 3 года назад +757

      "shit nugget" im dead hahahahahha

    • @TevinP
      @TevinP 3 года назад +704

      The next astronaut makes a big yawn, eyes closed....

    • @adityabagale
      @adityabagale 3 года назад +320

      @@TevinP watch yo jet bro ...

    • @aaminapatel2384
      @aaminapatel2384 3 года назад +27

      Haha lol😂

    • @Shastra_858
      @Shastra_858 3 года назад +35

      @@adityabagale ooo my god

  • @samuelmcandrew2125
    @samuelmcandrew2125 Год назад +229

    Imaging doing all the work, all the training, all the countless hours of whatever kind of incessantly intense preparation required to be an astronaut aboard the ISS,
    and the day comes,
    when in an attempt to help educate people about the cold, infinite expanse of which our minds can barely comprehend that is the cosmos you, in earnest, say the sentence "welcome to the toilet of the ISS"
    what a life.

    • @swisschalet1658
      @swisschalet1658 Год назад

      you mean all the acting classes?

    • @UniversalNPC
      @UniversalNPC Год назад

      this is the funniest one i've read all day 😂

    • @nisselarson3227
      @nisselarson3227 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, that was in a Star Trek: Enterprise episode actually. Schoolkids sent questions to the crew and chief engineer Tucker gets a question about "where the poop goes" and he's embarrassed as he thinks the kids will believe he's the officer in charge of poop. =)

  • @drafeirha
    @drafeirha Год назад +63

    2:40 "which is the first step of turning urine into potable water"
    Bear Grylls has entered the chat

  • @brochacho1001
    @brochacho1001 3 года назад +10951

    POV: You’re at your friends house and they show you how to use their toilet

  • @ethanthomas5393
    @ethanthomas5393 3 года назад +6259

    Dislikes are from people who thought she’d demonstrate lol

  • @k.r.99
    @k.r.99 Год назад +22

    Imagine going through the whole process and finishing your nr. 2, just to feel that there's still something coming only a few moments later and having to go through the whole process again, just for it to turn out as a simple after-poop-fart.

    • @roostersbays95
      @roostersbays95 Год назад +1

      mmmmm yum.....

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 Год назад +3

      @@roostersbays95 astronauts' life's a tough life. The struggle is real 😝

  • @essemmetv
    @essemmetv Год назад +90

    Samantha Cristoforetti is a real gem of a woman. Also, the absence of gravity gives her the most badass hairstyle ever.

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM Год назад +2

      Yah, the hair is SO amazing. I'm like, "HRm, how on earth would you fake that hair style AND the way it moves?".... for those people that think space isn't real or whatever.
      The answer is: A LOT of CGI because gel won't cut it.. and the amount of CGI needed to fake EVERYONE on the ISS would be INSANE and so utterly not worth it to lie about the earth being a globe.

    • @robertnichols78
      @robertnichols78 Год назад

      @@OgdenM haha yeah it would be so much CGI NASA would need a semi to deliver ot all.

    • @Romamb
      @Romamb 6 месяцев назад

      There is no absence of gravity. How do you think the ISS stays in orbit?
      Spoiler: gravity.

  • @nat6021
    @nat6021 3 года назад +2803

    i was gonna go to sleep but seeing someone poop in space is way more important

    • @howdarethe4018
      @howdarethe4018 3 года назад +28

      Same, I was just bout to go to bed😂

    • @DJSidhu24
      @DJSidhu24 3 года назад +6

      😂🤣👌

    • @moshethemouse
      @moshethemouse 3 года назад +3

      Wait-hol up i think ik you-Didnt you comment on Uni-is-trying's vid?-If not imma just delete this comment- :)

    • @nat6021
      @nat6021 3 года назад +2

      @PennyXOX Gacha!
      yes i’m friends with uni lmao

    • @moshethemouse
      @moshethemouse 3 года назад +1

      @@nat6021 i thought so!Im a big fan of hers and saw your comment on one of her videos lol

  • @helgageraldine513
    @helgageraldine513 3 года назад +2372

    "In space, no one can hear you scream."
    Yeah, but they can hear you poop.

  • @bichitenshi6696
    @bichitenshi6696 Год назад +68

    Almost as complicated as learning which direction to turn someone else’s shower knob

  • @MikaelChoi
    @MikaelChoi Год назад +16

    This just makes you love and appreciate gravity a lot more.

  • @yaseenshuja9990
    @yaseenshuja9990 3 года назад +5133

    People: What type of water do you drink?
    Astronauts: 99% pee

    • @pak3ton
      @pak3ton 3 года назад +59

      No 1% pee.

    • @adri1572
      @adri1572 3 года назад +56

      @@pak3ton its closer to 99% than 1%

    • @oofman8860
      @oofman8860 3 года назад +62

      Recycle pee = W A T E R

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 3 года назад +153

      @@oofman8860 No one wants to think about it, but all water has had pee in it, technically. Worm pee, human pee, fish pee... Filters are an amazing invention. Even the water that's rained down was evaporated/ultimately filtered from some animal or humans pee.

    • @TexasLegionaryGuard
      @TexasLegionaryGuard 3 года назад +12

      I’m not sure why they think it’s healthy to recycle pee but a lot of survivalist are not only against drinking your own urine but also recommend not drinking even recycled pee as it can still contain human waste inside but it is better then having no water

  • @ImNotADeeJay
    @ImNotADeeJay 6 лет назад +23450

    That's too complicated... I would just hold my poop until I went back home

    • @tentifr
      @tentifr 6 лет назад +2856

      Good luck holding it for 6 months

    • @BlightBreedOfficial
      @BlightBreedOfficial 6 лет назад +759

      I’m crying 😭😭😭😭

    • @Addy187a1
      @Addy187a1 6 лет назад +1224

      But holding things in space isn't necessary? ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

    • @itsjuank
      @itsjuank 6 лет назад +538

      Nice, holding poop for 8 to 10 month

    • @paulbagg5869
      @paulbagg5869 6 лет назад +91

      Omfg same

  • @Schatten2712
    @Schatten2712 Год назад +10

    I can't believe we can watch an actually astronaut teaching us how to poop in space from space. The space race was totally worth it

  • @AnupomAG
    @AnupomAG Год назад +6

    I've seen this for 5 years in recommendation.
    I realized is that we should appreciate what little time we spend on toilet.

  • @Kenazzle
    @Kenazzle 8 лет назад +5404

    What if you poop so hard you launch propel yourself into the ceiling?

    • @gherkayhd
      @gherkayhd 8 лет назад +447

      There are bars to hold onto

    • @realbarry
      @realbarry 8 лет назад +113

      LOL

    • @Nipmunk
      @Nipmunk 8 лет назад +324

      Lmao fucking had me crying with this, brilliant XD

    • @Brinah
      @Brinah 8 лет назад +49

      thats a good one! lol

    • @FutureAIDev2015
      @FutureAIDev2015 8 лет назад +150

      I guess if you poop that hard you have other problems...like making your own... solid rocket fuel... ba dum tss...

  • @Catastrophic-hk3mh
    @Catastrophic-hk3mh 5 лет назад +7442

    That bag couldnt hold my monsters

    • @hassaanrauf4349
      @hassaanrauf4349 5 лет назад +240

      lmao

    • @milktea.9019
      @milktea.9019 5 лет назад +34

      [GD] Delrasshial what

    • @TXIOFY
      @TXIOFY 5 лет назад +85

      I thought the same 🤣 I wonder if they can do both when they do number 2 I suposse they'll do.. 🤔

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 5 лет назад +1

      @@milktea.9019 yes

    • @nicte4721
      @nicte4721 5 лет назад +42

      I didint wanted to know that but
      ... Interesting i Guess?

  • @Herbie11
    @Herbie11 3 месяца назад +2

    I was honored and privileged enough to be part of the ISS crew on May 18th 2011.
    I was fired May 20th 2011.
    I filled up the solid waste bucket by the second day and I brought my own lunch. Nobody said asparagus was banned on my mission.

  • @OgdenM
    @OgdenM Год назад +7

    I love all the videos from ISS! The way humans move up there is so cool.. and that hair! The way it stands up and moves is so cool!
    Anyone that says ya'll aren't actually in space are utterly insane. It would be SO hard to fake those body movements and that hair.

  • @mizzysparrots4874
    @mizzysparrots4874 3 года назад +20957

    I'm really not sure why this was in my recommendations, but now I'm left with more questions than I had before I watched

    • @ScottishAnnie
      @ScottishAnnie 3 года назад +76

      same lol

    • @abicortez6031
      @abicortez6031 3 года назад +39

      Exactly

    • @banana_milk5522
      @banana_milk5522 3 года назад +27

      Same

    • @user-sk9np9jg9p
      @user-sk9np9jg9p 3 года назад +333

      1.) Why is she touching everything
      2.) Urine gets turned into whatt?!?
      3.) What happens after the 71 days or some like that
      those are my top 3 haha.

    • @lady0shady
      @lady0shady 3 года назад +254

      What if a woman astronaut has a period...? - that's mine.

  • @kiara.516
    @kiara.516 3 года назад +30780

    This video has been recommended to me nonstop for about 3 years and I'm finally giving in💀

    • @taestybear8647
      @taestybear8647 3 года назад +278

      Same 🐸

    • @ashvaty7991
      @ashvaty7991 3 года назад +103

      Yepp!

    • @Kevin-jc1fx
      @Kevin-jc1fx 3 года назад +207

      Turns out you are one of the few elected ones. Prepare yourself 😎

    • @goldelinesommer734
      @goldelinesommer734 3 года назад +78

      Gosh I have so many videos still recommending me after years and years

    • @lindzieeee
      @lindzieeee 3 года назад +48

      Lmao "giving in"

  • @justinswanton287
    @justinswanton287 Год назад +1

    I love the happy happy ambiance which astronauts always put on when talking to a camera. In reality that way of relieving oneself is something nobody gets used to and for sure there have been tragic accidents...

  • @DrBlood-cq2cm
    @DrBlood-cq2cm Год назад +7

    I guess thats why astronauts are usually highly trained military people. Because to hit that little target with your dookie in zero G, one must have great aim.

  • @Igor-ug1uo
    @Igor-ug1uo 8 лет назад +22047

    I don't want to be an astronaut anymore

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 8 лет назад +469

      Lol..
      Wasn't going to be easy.

    • @tessverres4898
      @tessverres4898 8 лет назад +220

      +Ethorbit Just like going isn't easy.

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 8 лет назад +42

      Tess Verres English.

    • @tessverres4898
      @tessverres4898 8 лет назад +198

      Ethorbit Just like going (the act of using the facilities) isn't easy. Get the pun.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 8 лет назад +52

      +Igor “Ahoy” Did you think that being an astronaut meant that you would never need to use a toilet again? LOL

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 5 лет назад +4898

    "Urine is turned into potable water."
    Bear Grilles: **heavy breathing**

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 Год назад +9

    Just watching this and imagining how people would clean themselves of poop smudge in zero gravity already makes me anxious 😬

  • @Diamondranchfarmstead
    @Diamondranchfarmstead Год назад +4

    Space has got to be pretty important to a person. I could not do that. I am very thankful for my toilet and gravity lol

  • @PorkotylerClips
    @PorkotylerClips 3 года назад +4142

    The guy who invented the vacuum cleaner didn’t have this in mind but here we are.

    • @conradkai9705
      @conradkai9705 3 года назад +44

      I bet the guy who designed this was like, “I guess there’s no other way...”

    • @TheDUDERulez1
      @TheDUDERulez1 3 года назад +4

      How do you know? Were you there when he invented it?🤣

    • @jayden2000
      @jayden2000 3 года назад +10

      @@TheDUDERulez1 oh shut it

    • @surferbri5346
      @surferbri5346 3 года назад +9

      Too bad cars dont have this option

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 3 года назад +2

      LOL

  • @igxniisan6996
    @igxniisan6996 3 года назад +2855

    It's so uncomfortable when you try so hard not to make explosive sounds while pooping but fail...

    • @prakharsahu1384
      @prakharsahu1384 3 года назад +16

      😂

    • @aaroncain403
      @aaroncain403 3 года назад +13

      💀

    • @brainloading5543
      @brainloading5543 3 года назад +20

      Explosif 🧨

    • @igxniisan6996
      @igxniisan6996 3 года назад +60

      @Bharat Dhurua imagine all your friends are in yo home and you can't control your sounds.. wouldn't u feel embarrassed and uncomfortable?
      I suffered through the same situation :'/
      Pls don't ask what happened next...

    • @wushitushi3968
      @wushitushi3968 3 года назад +40

      @Bharat Dhurua don't waste water what the fuck is wrong with you

  • @abc-ey4ld
    @abc-ey4ld Год назад +10

    now let's imagine a professional archer in an arching competition ... would he/she get 100% accuracy every time? Unlikely ... that's exactly what this is.

  • @findingalife4044
    @findingalife4044 Год назад +2

    You can't hear in space
    Pooping: Ha jokes on you I'm louder here than Earth!

  • @t_tylor9320
    @t_tylor9320 3 года назад +2819

    Some person on an other planet 200 years later: "aw, what just hit me on my head"
    His friend: "that looks like frozen shit"

    • @claire1936
      @claire1936 3 года назад +35

      Oh my god ! Ur comment killed me 😭😂😂

    • @fentanull
      @fentanull 3 года назад +26

      Or 200 years before... think about it

    • @calmv_
      @calmv_ 3 года назад +24

      @@fentanull dang man, that poop is going pretty fast

    • @togahimiko2215
      @togahimiko2215 3 года назад +31

      Then they put it to a museum

    • @MarnanPlus
      @MarnanPlus 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pipeosaurs
    @pipeosaurs 5 лет назад +5932

    I'm a nervous pooper guess I can't be an astronaut

    • @absolutecorrupt9983
      @absolutecorrupt9983 5 лет назад +27

      Freddygotfingered sameee

    • @malemnganbiayekpam6789
      @malemnganbiayekpam6789 5 лет назад +30

      Same here

    • @scmt1301
      @scmt1301 5 лет назад +55

      Nervous Pooper 😂😂
      Man! Damn...

    • @bruhhbrahh
      @bruhhbrahh 5 лет назад +46

      I want to know, but I'm scared to hear the answer 😂 what is a nervous pooper anyway?

    • @deniseharvey5038
      @deniseharvey5038 5 лет назад +89

      Phil Mccrevasse Turn music on, on your phone. When at others home do the same & run a little water or shower if it’s ok with them. I have a whole damn stadium in the bathroom.

  • @luvinlife2887
    @luvinlife2887 Год назад +2

    Fascinating... Probably seems luxurious to the Apollo Astronauts.. 🤔😂👍

  • @clarkvelasco4697
    @clarkvelasco4697 3 месяца назад +2

    "Oh no I have to sneeze while dumping a huge one....!!!"
    intercom: This is not a drill. We have a code brown in unit 2. I repeat. This is not a drill. We have a code brown in unit 2.
    "Damn, everyone put on your space hazmat suits. Looks like Doug had another episode... don't forget to grab the special doodie vacuums."

  • @jonathanmccomas9483
    @jonathanmccomas9483 3 года назад +6957

    The way she was running her fingers over the seat was a little uncomfortable

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 3 года назад +168

      You think they clean that with wipes or something?

    • @devanshvajpeyee8440
      @devanshvajpeyee8440 3 года назад +1083

      Actually they disinfect it every single time after they use.... because they can't afford to get sick in space

    • @meggie.17
      @meggie.17 3 года назад +74

      I was thinking about that too... 😂

    • @leahnoeldickerson
      @leahnoeldickerson 3 года назад +733

      i’ve never seen anyone be so intimate with a toilet

    • @devanshvajpeyee8440
      @devanshvajpeyee8440 3 года назад +29

      @@leahnoeldickerson lol 😂😂

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +62779

    All of a sudden being an astronaut isn't that interesting for me anymore

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 3 года назад +335

      Garotas no espaço: vamos flutuar e tirar selfies
      Garotos no espaço:

    • @itzfrostyo
      @itzfrostyo 3 года назад +894

      @@G__Brtz I can’t read ur comment

    • @rey_2860
      @rey_2860 3 года назад +147

      same here

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 3 года назад +857

      @@itzfrostyo cuz is in portuguese.
      This is how it is:
      Girls in space: Le'ts float and take selfies
      boys in space:

    • @zrjz340
      @zrjz340 3 года назад +137

      @@G__Brtz so you have c o c a i n a
      Edit: Hold on I read colombia instead portugiese

  • @ajunlimited
    @ajunlimited Год назад +14

    Those bags are uncomfortably small. I feel like I wouldn’t be able to fully let it rip in fear of over flowing it. What happens if you poop in that thing without a bag being inside of it??

  • @BlockWorks
    @BlockWorks Год назад +18

    i'm gonna become an astronaut, shit as hard as possible, not close the fans, make all the oxygens scarse, everyone dies.

    • @NOTHlNG
      @NOTHlNG Год назад

      Sounds like a new Sandler-McCarthy movie...

  • @mikemotteberg3527
    @mikemotteberg3527 3 года назад +5505

    "I was born on this planet, I will die on this planet ".

    • @cemoguz2786
      @cemoguz2786 3 года назад +71

      Same and as happy as it gets

    • @robertoxlnubillux8964
      @robertoxlnubillux8964 3 года назад +21

      Yea dude 👏👍

    • @jjvcmm
      @jjvcmm 3 года назад +40

      Is there even a chance that you’ll be born at outer space?

    • @mikemotteberg3527
      @mikemotteberg3527 3 года назад +8

      @@jjvcmm Your absolutely right, I won't .

    • @dominationgaming952
      @dominationgaming952 3 года назад +25

      @@mikemotteberg3527 its not possible theres no gravity in space when you do $*x rhe sperm will not be fertilized and when you pregnant in space the baby will not survive so its not possible when there is no gravity and oxygen and i love earth

  • @livegwendolyne6783
    @livegwendolyne6783 4 года назад +5452

    WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE DAMN TOILET HOLE

    • @Wueen779
      @Wueen779 4 года назад +367

      I guess it is clean?..... Maybe😂.

    • @SanjanaRanasingha
      @SanjanaRanasingha 4 года назад +171

      I'm thinking the same thing

    • @thedarkestsunn
      @thedarkestsunn 4 года назад +249

      Greedy Gamer Europeans fear nothing

    • @nickapimu
      @nickapimu 4 года назад +363

      I guess that everything is always 100% clean and sanitized bc of course there should not be any kind of bacteria/virus or dirt flying around. Therefore i could say that the "hole" is not disgusting to touch

    • @SanjanaRanasingha
      @SanjanaRanasingha 4 года назад +68

      @@nickapimu and also there's no gravity so you wont be touching it with your buttocks so

  • @hadroncollider17
    @hadroncollider17 Год назад +21

    Imagine being the engineers that had to actually work on this system.

    • @archivushka
      @archivushka Год назад

      Imagine having a DFMEA meeting on that one

    • @ah.3487
      @ah.3487 Год назад +2

      I imagine the engineers arguing and ripping their already bald heads out as they decide whether they should make the rim bigger for comfortability or smaller for accuracy

    • @antarcticorb9197
      @antarcticorb9197 Год назад +3

      Yeah, they must have had guys that are literal shit machines to supply them!

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Год назад +4

      @@antarcticorb9197 Purportedly they recruited test subjects from the drive-thru at the local Taco Bell.

    • @anchorpoint3631
      @anchorpoint3631 Год назад

      ok...

  • @jeffreyraia5804
    @jeffreyraia5804 Год назад +2

    Puts in to perspective things that we take for granted.

  • @Kabz8
    @Kabz8 3 года назад +4940

    I would get shit everywhere and they would have to call off the mission because my shit compromised the entire operation.

    • @kyriegotswag1961
      @kyriegotswag1961 3 года назад +96

      🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @c4gob00m
      @c4gob00m 3 года назад +297

      “Hey guys, do we have a plunger?”
      “Ahh… no?”
      “Well ahhh I guess we’re going home then…”

    • @byever1
      @byever1 3 года назад +91

      Well shit.

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 3 года назад +11

      😅🤣😂!!!

    • @kylesimpson6729
      @kylesimpson6729 3 года назад +170

      Nasa getting real tired of your shit

  • @izzynarwhal
    @izzynarwhal 3 года назад +7834

    Imagine needing to use the bathroom so bad but you have to do all this before u can

    • @TheSeanpatrickobrien
      @TheSeanpatrickobrien 3 года назад +166

      Just switch on the fan

    • @sangasa6721
      @sangasa6721 3 года назад +416

      they developed a sense that they can feel the shit 5 minutes before shitting

    • @Elfenlied1
      @Elfenlied1 3 года назад +128

      They switch the bags already for the next person!

    • @izzynarwhal
      @izzynarwhal 3 года назад +51

      This gave more questions than answers.

    • @baptisteferrier9304
      @baptisteferrier9304 3 года назад +64

      @@TheSeanpatrickobrien actually it would be better to open a window

  • @RonnieStanley-tc6vi
    @RonnieStanley-tc6vi Месяц назад +1

    And if you find that you forgot to open the vent valve, just light a match. If you dont have matches, crack a window for courtesy.

  • @animelub5387
    @animelub5387 Год назад +3

    Got more questions than answers 💀

  • @ericorrin5748
    @ericorrin5748 5 лет назад +2011

    How to kill every hope for space tourism in a single video.

    • @henrikjrgensen5958
      @henrikjrgensen5958 5 лет назад +21

      I'd still go if given the chance!

    • @playerone1746
      @playerone1746 5 лет назад +7

      Eric Orrin NASA is a fraud
      ISS doesn't exist. Satellites don't exist in outer space. It's all a hoax to fool masses.
      Humans can't survive moving 10 times faster than bullet.
      Speed of sound: 760mph
      Speed of bullet: 1,700mph
      Speed of ISS (fake): 27,000mph
      Speed of hubble satellite (fake): ??
      Speed of superman (fake): ??

    • @switchblade1314
      @switchblade1314 5 лет назад +60

      @@playerone1746 Based on what research?

    • @switchblade1314
      @switchblade1314 5 лет назад +80

      @@playerone1746 I can't believe there still are people who believe the earth is flat.

    • @playerone1746
      @playerone1746 5 лет назад +6

      Switchblade 13 I always didn't know the earth was flat. I used to believe in spinning ball earth before NASA proved NASA is a fraud.
      I understand if u believe NASA without research but after research you will know 100% of the things NASA and all outer space agencies claim is a lie.

  • @Sublime.888
    @Sublime.888 3 года назад +891

    THE WAY THEY WAS GENTLY RUNNING THERE FINGERS AGAINST THE HOLE THEY SHIT IN HAS ME CONCERNED 😭💀

    • @cherryontop2141
      @cherryontop2141 3 года назад +46

      Because they clean it :))

    • @juno1765
      @juno1765 3 года назад +25

      They clean and desinfect it

    • @the1shrubbery
      @the1shrubbery 3 года назад +23

      They shit in the bag and then put the bag into the toilet. They don't actually sit there because there is no gravity so u literally can not sit in space.

    • @playnox8567
      @playnox8567 3 года назад +9

      @@the1shrubbery but then the shit would float off wouldn't it? Jk
      But I guess they just use the walls to push their bum to touch the seat. So it ain't impossible

    • @the1shrubbery
      @the1shrubbery 3 года назад +6

      @@playnox8567 i dont see any particular reason why their bum would have to touch the seat. it seems to me that they shit into the plastic bags and then place the bags into the container from what I understand.

  • @syntaxed2
    @syntaxed2 3 месяца назад +2

    Diarrea in space does not sound like a nice enterprise.

  • @whatmakesyourday
    @whatmakesyourday Год назад

    Reading the comments during the ad, I’m looking forward to this.

  • @tahliajolly5962
    @tahliajolly5962 5 лет назад +4194

    Why was I expecting her to do a demonstration 😂

  • @tiramisu6799
    @tiramisu6799 3 года назад +3951

    "Whats that sound"
    "Its mike again,he's releasing a big shit"
    Bursting noises*

    • @dnegrete3736
      @dnegrete3736 3 года назад +38

      Bruh 😂🤣😂😂

    • @hushni
      @hushni 3 года назад +47

      Not again mike.. Oh god..

    • @amajuice3170
      @amajuice3170 3 года назад +6

      LMFAOO

    • @lmaoded1550
      @lmaoded1550 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious

    • @pratiktikare
      @pratiktikare 3 года назад +4

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT. BRUH😂😂😂

  • @awesomecaerwyn224
    @awesomecaerwyn224 Год назад +1

    Thanks, I really needed to know this. Looking forward to more "space pooping"!

  • @crapadopalese
    @crapadopalese 3 месяца назад +1

    1:23 pause in voice plus the rapid squinting afterwards is a sign of smelling something realllll bad. Some moon rocks.

  • @tonywarlow4164
    @tonywarlow4164 3 года назад +1456

    ‘In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop’
    7.2 million people: interesting

  • @_4rch13
    @_4rch13 3 года назад +4597

    WHEN SHE SAID,"I'M GOING TO SHOW HOW IT LOOKS", I WAS LIKE 😳☠️

  • @dkoxperiakoziukov3808
    @dkoxperiakoziukov3808 Год назад +1

    Lovely topic to discuss

  • @068LAICEPS
    @068LAICEPS Год назад

    Well done Howard, well done 👍🏻

  • @MegaSuperAwesomeBros
    @MegaSuperAwesomeBros 3 года назад +3791

    "As a courtesy for the next person"
    She's been stung before and still salty about it

    • @iSpozy
      @iSpozy 3 года назад +45

      hahahahahha

    • @jessyca86100
      @jessyca86100 3 года назад +45

      Lmaooo nailed it

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 3 года назад +135

      Can you imagine? You've got an urgent need to go, and you get to the toilet, and... ugh, now you have to do something else before you can even use it!

    • @IWantToBelieve1
      @IWantToBelieve1 3 года назад +150

      Her eyebrows lowered, eyelids squinting she intently looks through the corner of her eye she states, “I’m not naming any names, but we do this AS A COURTESY!”

    • @5thaccount496
      @5thaccount496 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Jd0VAIPtfW4/видео.html space station

  • @TuckMW
    @TuckMW 3 года назад +3392

    Imagine being an alien like “bro wtf just got on our windshield”

    • @DL101ca
      @DL101ca 3 года назад +206

      There's no air in space , therefore there's no wind. Hence they're called Turdshields when in space.

    • @kyildiz6911
      @kyildiz6911 3 года назад +8

      O

    • @FishyDaGamer
      @FishyDaGamer 3 года назад +56

      Y’all hating on a guy who made another joke

    • @Haercat
      @Haercat 3 года назад +1

      @@itsharry5998 💩

    • @MohammedZadjali
      @MohammedZadjali 3 года назад +5

      @@itsharry5998 Touche. Furthermore, regardless of the fact, the man could still be joking. Hence, the comments above.

  • @zoyadulzura7490
    @zoyadulzura7490 Год назад

    I have to say, the title of this video is just so perfect. Great reference.

  • @ZaqZiemba
    @ZaqZiemba Год назад +2

    Good to know, I've been holding it in space for several weeks now and let's say that today is the first Big Rip our universe had

  • @RodrigoVargas72
    @RodrigoVargas72 3 года назад +2243

    Suddenly restrooms at airplanes, airports, bus and train stations doesn’t look so bad after all.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад +63

      At the very least, this one is kept super clean.

    • @sebasgames3479
      @sebasgames3479 3 года назад +15

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 clean, but not comfortable

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад +58

      @@sebasgames3479 I would argue that I'd rather have cleanliness over comfort in a bathroom.

    • @Magma09
      @Magma09 3 года назад +12

      restrooms at airports are damn nice lol wdym?

    • @RodrigoVargas72
      @RodrigoVargas72 3 года назад +3

      @@Magma09 crowded $hlth0Les are never nice.

  • @oliviachan0828
    @oliviachan0828 3 года назад +1451

    I clicked on this thinking she was gonna explain how somehow our pooping sounds were amplified in space ⚰️

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 3 года назад +19

      Haha ditto.

    • @GrimzyShake
      @GrimzyShake 3 года назад +22

      Lmao imagine it was inexplicably only the pooping sounds amplified

    • @GrimzyShake
      @GrimzyShake 3 года назад +1

      @@harveergill8088 thank for supporting this

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 3 года назад +1

      There is no sound waves in the vacuum of space.

    • @WoSarvatraHain
      @WoSarvatraHain 3 года назад +1

      @@harveergill8088 Earth like conditions are simulated inside the space station. I don't know how, but yes, simulation allows sounds to propagate

  • @Herbertti3
    @Herbertti3 3 месяца назад +2

    What about number 3? Thats when you have explosive diarrhea after taco bell.

  • @CaptPicard81
    @CaptPicard81 Год назад +1

    The way she casually caressed the poop seat was unsettling to see

  • @jessperson9750
    @jessperson9750 3 года назад +8938

    I'll never be able to become an astronaut until they can make those bags at least twice the size :(

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 3 года назад +1692

      oh my god same, i wonder if you can request larger bags or do they have a shit limit

    • @mokshitha6629
      @mokshitha6629 3 года назад +91

      🤣🤣🤣🤭

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 3 года назад +811

      @@m4tta shit limit XDDDD

    • @NairAthul
      @NairAthul 3 года назад +744

      @@m4tta I think their diet limits their poop naturally, and they won't get diarrhea bc everything is mild and super sanitary.. it's not Taco Bell or Panda Express.

    • @dreamthedream8929
      @dreamthedream8929 3 года назад +147

      @@NairAthul thats not true, people with irritable bowel syndrom get dierehha no matter what

  • @Nikolai508
    @Nikolai508 3 года назад +7034

    The people talking about how she's touching it obviously have no idea how clean that stuff actually is. Also I've got some bad news about your keyboard and mobile phone.

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny 3 года назад +579

      THIS. I would be willing to bet that toilet is cleaner than:
      Our freshly cleaned plates.
      Our toilet seats.
      Our cutlery
      Our phones
      Our keyboards
      Our fingers
      People are forgetting that the Astronauts DO NOT SIT on the surface. Nothing touches that surface.

    • @permanahadiwijaya5757
      @permanahadiwijaya5757 3 года назад +18

      @@Zantonny yea thx

    • @TestTest-co5iw
      @TestTest-co5iw 3 года назад +13

      @@threebees7785 the dead part is exaggerated.

    • @knightcupvirushi3765
      @knightcupvirushi3765 3 года назад +139

      @@Zantonny yeah, they don't touch it...they just do a 3 pointer shot xD

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny 3 года назад +27

      @@knightcupvirushi3765 I mean... yes? I heavily simplified one, where they literally float directly above it and it sucks so you really can't miss. But yes.

  • @ThatGirlYouForgot
    @ThatGirlYouForgot Год назад +1

    I got a febreez ad before this.

  • @brendanhall3738
    @brendanhall3738 Год назад +1

    If drinking pee makes me an astronaut, call me Neil Armstrong

    • @3G2J
      @3G2J Год назад

      wait

  • @GPMachado01
    @GPMachado01 8 лет назад +282

    In space, nobody can hear you scream, but everybody can hear you poop.

    • @oatmeal9937
      @oatmeal9937 8 лет назад +1

      Mud butt

    • @enargins
      @enargins 8 лет назад

      +GPMachado Well, sound requires air to travel through. And the space station has air inside of it. Hence, there is sound inside the space station. So, yes, they can hear you scream inside the space station, just not outside of it.

    • @GPMachado01
      @GPMachado01 8 лет назад

      +nrgins never heard of alien isolation?

    • @enargins
      @enargins 8 лет назад

      +GPMachado Nope, never.

    • @cesteres
      @cesteres 8 лет назад +4

      +GPMachado What happens if you do both at the same time?

  • @1bireylem
    @1bireylem 3 года назад +5841

    the gravity is one of the most necessary gift from the god.

    • @samojitde2419
      @samojitde2419 3 года назад +80

      Yeah now after watching a couple of videos...i realize that it is indeed important....but on the contrary..once you are comfortable in space...that floatation is a different fun😄😄😄

    • @anushnandanrao2483
      @anushnandanrao2483 3 года назад +225

      God doesn't exist

    • @Zara-os7gk
      @Zara-os7gk 3 года назад +5

      Agreed ;D

    • @no-hi2mr
      @no-hi2mr 3 года назад +308

      @@anushnandanrao2483 I respect atheist but BRO STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT

    • @Real_Xavier
      @Real_Xavier 3 года назад +34

      what is god??

  • @Huntermyth
    @Huntermyth Год назад

    why oh why youtube ? i mean, you are recommending this to me for years ??? why ? ok, i'm watching it now. happy ? geez.

  • @Rafa1589
    @Rafa1589 Год назад +2

    I couldn't imagine going n° 2 on the ISS without leaving a collossal mess of cosmic proportions.

  • @RedbullRocker99
    @RedbullRocker99 7 лет назад +1812

    it bothers me the way she touches the toilet seat.

  • @blackcat-mp7kh
    @blackcat-mp7kh 2 года назад +4404

    she touching all the tools comfortably is killing me

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 2 года назад +14

      What?

    • @RajaHRaja
      @RajaHRaja 2 года назад +56

      Same here

    • @iveseenjc03
      @iveseenjc03 2 года назад +64

      @@aaronjames3228 They meant the way she is so comfortable at touching those even tho it is used for piss and shit

    • @sephryn6112
      @sephryn6112 2 года назад +574

      It's probably very, very sanitized. You can't have shit and piss all over your expensive space gear so it probably gets cleaned regularly

    • @Lsdreams3001
      @Lsdreams3001 2 года назад +127

      @@ultrasonic953 proof?

  • @greatwhitehunter420
    @greatwhitehunter420 Год назад +1

    Howard on the big bang theory is so proud of her....

  • @Megistius
    @Megistius 7 месяцев назад

    "Let's say you are here up on ISS"
    -Thanks for the advice, definitely gonna remember this one next time im up there

  • @YenCrew
    @YenCrew 3 года назад +9131

    She must be confident in everyone's sanitary standards to be touching all around that seat 😂

    • @spear5723
      @spear5723 3 года назад +720

      @RL CL wtf did they teach you at school ?

    • @Random_Banshee
      @Random_Banshee 3 года назад +982

      yeah imagine working together with civilized people that don't do the chicken dance on the shitter, much unlike the npcs you encounter in public places

    • @Born2fly5
      @Born2fly5 3 года назад +42

      I would imagine it’s not like an airplane lav lol

    • @ihaveasmallpenisbut5129
      @ihaveasmallpenisbut5129 3 года назад +72

      @RL CL no way you actually believe that

    • @robloxsadstories9115
      @robloxsadstories9115 3 года назад +24

      @RL CL ahaha funny

  • @charlieinfinite9434
    @charlieinfinite9434 7 лет назад +453

    If you ever thought you wanted to be an astronaut, this is the video to make you change your mind...

    • @mattyg1687
      @mattyg1687 7 лет назад +5

      Wil Mees yh, that's what i thought 😂😂

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 7 лет назад +3

      Same here. I was having second thoughts

    • @Nanda_ares
      @Nanda_ares 7 лет назад +2

      Wil Mees Reality...

    • @bortsampson6301
      @bortsampson6301 7 лет назад +31

      If you're willing to go through years of difficult education and training, face the insane competition to even get in the field, and then live in near isolation for months on end then I doubt you'd let shitting in a bag be the thing to stop you

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 7 лет назад +5

      Sarah M lol true

  • @flatman
    @flatman 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how they always put their hands all over the place where everyone's asshole goes

    • @7EEVEE
      @7EEVEE 3 месяца назад +1

      almost like its never been used

  • @marlinshanklin-ww7em
    @marlinshanklin-ww7em 3 месяца назад +1

    I'll never complain about a dirty restroom on earth.

  • @borz.1722
    @borz.1722 3 года назад +9338

    Her: Touches all the gross areas
    Me: Whatthehellareyoudoingpleasestopitsdisgusting

    • @hiflyer358
      @hiflyer358 3 года назад +384

      1:24 I thought the same thing! 😂

    • @Kavya0704
      @Kavya0704 3 года назад +20

      Yess

    • @shooketh8513
      @shooketh8513 3 года назад +17

      @@hiflyer358 same 😭😭😭

    • @shubhrad1645
      @shubhrad1645 3 года назад +162

      eeeuuu.. yes exactly..washed my hands after watching😂😂

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад +5

      😂

  • @ninadtendolkar6135
    @ninadtendolkar6135 3 года назад +2731

    I will forever appreciate my home toilet after watching this

    • @benaarsify
      @benaarsify 3 года назад +113

      appreciate gravity my friend.

    • @durga1031
      @durga1031 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @TheBestCat1290
      @TheBestCat1290 3 года назад +5

      Ik this looks uncomfortable

    • @scottyjbd
      @scottyjbd 3 года назад +2

      I think I’ll buy it a fresh, new seat, even.

    • @haidenhill6358
      @haidenhill6358 Год назад +1

      mine has led lights and water fountain .

  • @ftswarbill
    @ftswarbill Год назад +1

    *Astranauats are so friggin kewl. Even going to the bathroom is badass.* 😃👍

  • @user-ve8xq1cf5o
    @user-ve8xq1cf5o Год назад +1

    Of course. If there's an air, sound travels.

  • @TheOutsider69
    @TheOutsider69 5 лет назад +2253

    This is giving me anxiety.

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 лет назад +18

      More anxiety than when your throat was cut 4000 years ago?

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 лет назад +10

      @You Tube His username (The Outsider) is a character from a video game, I was just dropping a reference to said character :)

    • @simplledivinehealing7291
      @simplledivinehealing7291 4 года назад

      😂 feel u bro

    • @mooboo6966
      @mooboo6966 4 года назад

      Ahahahaha

    • @roacheniya700
      @roacheniya700 4 года назад

      Oi Dishonored Fan Like ne:)

  • @musyrifo
    @musyrifo 3 года назад +1461

    People with diarrhea: *UNLEASH THE BEAST*

    • @Bunnybugs08
      @Bunnybugs08 3 года назад +85

      @@Abcdefghujklmao, but if they get sick...
      *all hell will come down on them*

    • @nataliaaa7939
      @nataliaaa7939 3 года назад +16

      @@Bunnybugs08 lol bro what if they barf...

    • @Bunnybugs08
      @Bunnybugs08 3 года назад +5

      @@nataliaaa7939, there will be more hell. See? Simple. XD

    • @spork1935
      @spork1935 3 года назад +33

      @@Bunnybugs08 well, they can’t get sick, lol. what would get them sick? it’s an enclosed area in space. diseases and sicknesses are on earth. motion sickness/gravity is really the only way they could get sick, but they have barf bags for that.

    • @quad8199
      @quad8199 3 года назад

      oh gosh

  • @meto378
    @meto378 Год назад

    She's explain so well i was wondering how they do number and number 2 and here i got the answer

  • @powervids2u
    @powervids2u Год назад

    After a good sleep, this was recommended to me!