NO SEAL NO DEAL

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @bhutaturr1636
    @bhutaturr1636 17 дней назад +604

    how many letters are there in akash pal : AATEEEEEE

    • @Akashpal____
      @Akashpal____  17 дней назад +105

      First We Cook Then We 8

    • @Darkrai9
      @Darkrai9 12 дней назад +6

      Damn shwaty you got that dawg in you

    • @axenplayz2214
      @axenplayz2214 12 дней назад +1

      Nah that's a good mindset he is just being funny ​@@bhutaturr1636

    • @Darkrai9
      @Darkrai9 12 дней назад +6

      @@bhutaturr1636 no i don't think so, he's the typa guy who is roasting the dank community for their so called dark humour so it would be obvious he will not support this restarted statement

    • @bhutaturr1636
      @bhutaturr1636 12 дней назад

      @@Darkrai9 oh that's good then coz reading few comments below got me confused for a sec🥲 js to realize they belong to dank community

  • @qadirkhan47322
    @qadirkhan47322 18 дней назад +824

    Bro wasn't pregnant but still delivered the best after 9 months

  • @ClinicalRAF
    @ClinicalRAF 17 дней назад +500

    "They dont know that there's a skibidi sigma male monster rising inside me" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

    • @shr3yness
      @shr3yness 10 дней назад

      *riding inside me🗣️💥

    • @GRANDPA_EM
      @GRANDPA_EM 9 дней назад +2

      😂😂

  • @azraelwai
    @azraelwai 18 дней назад +228

    Bruv pulled the ace character to revive his career. ❤

  • @Ishvar-v6m
    @Ishvar-v6m 17 дней назад +553

    Quote of the year :-
    Dushman mile hazaar par biwi naa mile chinaar

  • @Da.lit_Raja
    @Da.lit_Raja 13 дней назад +83

    NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND 😅

  • @SpookerNoa
    @SpookerNoa 14 дней назад +40

    Bro is roasting Indian insta scrollers with DANK HUMOR

  • @5hanu
    @5hanu 18 дней назад +158

    No way bro wrote "No Seal No Deal" just a sec ago and took a screenshot for his thumbnail😭

  • @DeepakNarukal
    @DeepakNarukal 18 дней назад +253

    damn bhai that's so Good Bhai tumhari script kon likhta hai ?

  • @haidaeyMage
    @haidaeyMage 14 дней назад +79

    3:44 eye opening dialogue..🤣🤣

  • @vaibhavsingh9052
    @vaibhavsingh9052 11 дней назад +15

    Quality over quantity...

  • @Ryanwordsofsoul
    @Ryanwordsofsoul 12 дней назад +12

    You are not man , You are a legend bro🗿

  • @Tempest.Mephis
    @Tempest.Mephis 11 дней назад +9

    Bro broked all the seal’s and then delivered 🔥

  • @sheriff332
    @sheriff332 12 дней назад +16

    average r/indianmemer user interview

  • @medicos5589
    @medicos5589 14 дней назад +12

    You get attention! When you have the right attitude,
    I wish I could build an attitude like yours!
    Great work!
    I didn't expect...

  • @sensiesama2713
    @sensiesama2713 18 дней назад +184

    ek to kaala, choti height plus ye hairline.
    Bhai reverse dahej dena padega.....

    • @Akashpal____
      @Akashpal____  18 дней назад +81

      I'm cooked 🤧

    • @AshuToast
      @AshuToast 16 дней назад +44

      Upr se bihari

    • @Heron-Adhyatma
      @Heron-Adhyatma 16 дней назад +6

      @@Akashpal____no bro your Chetna 📈

    • @adarshmishra21
      @adarshmishra21 14 дней назад

      I FOUND A ADVAIT VEDANTA FOLLOWER ​ON THIS VIDEO? DAMNN@@Heron-Adhyatma

    • @N12534-f
      @N12534-f 14 дней назад +4

      Bhai uski bohot sundar gori gf hai😂 ya thi🙄

  • @shreyanshsingh1814
    @shreyanshsingh1814 14 дней назад +19

    Damn ,banger video And that cp2077 bg looks fire

  • @mridulthakur2212
    @mridulthakur2212 17 дней назад +26

    1:22 GTA 6 Lucia's Reference 💀

  • @rabbi.rahman
    @rabbi.rahman 13 дней назад +11

    oh man.. great script.. Amazing brother.. Keep on making these unique humor contents and expose the fake society

  • @Kartikgandhi-21
    @Kartikgandhi-21 17 часов назад +1

    No cap bro your on fire fr 💀🔥💯

  • @zenox_val
    @zenox_val 18 дней назад +46

    Mere kallu niggesh 😥

  • @krj1257
    @krj1257 11 дней назад +3

    Bruh killed it 😂😂😂😅

  • @BenedictCumberbatch-wo1tt
    @BenedictCumberbatch-wo1tt 14 дней назад +9

    4:21 MINUTES OF ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @aadityak9043
    @aadityak9043 18 дней назад +21

    Broooo thiss is soo damnn funnyyy keep going man!!!!!!!

  • @somnathbiswas4604
    @somnathbiswas4604 13 дней назад +5

    Bhai Bhai kya set tha😘❤️❤️❤️loved it

  • @relaxximhere
    @relaxximhere 14 дней назад +11

    bro casually created art

  • @दिव्यांशः
    @दिव्यांशः 17 дней назад +7

    Bro this was too good, maza aa gaya dekh ke keep making more of these, full support!

  • @SurajKumar-ln8ij
    @SurajKumar-ln8ij 18 дней назад +31

    Bro i wasn't expecting himself to be roasted on live teliv.🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @PrashantKumar-cn1fj
    @PrashantKumar-cn1fj 13 дней назад +7

    03:10 Unexpected waise baat to sahi bola hai.

  • @808chetxn
    @808chetxn 18 дней назад +12

    good shot bhaiyaa

  • @akgamingyt3249
    @akgamingyt3249 12 дней назад +11

    Kallu ki prem kahani nhi hoti😂😂

  • @igfdybv
    @igfdybv 4 дня назад

    The amounts of confidence you have is unmatched 🔥🔥

  • @shortshub-vq6mv
    @shortshub-vq6mv 15 дней назад +33

    Bro I know it's a roast video but it's about a person choice women want a high earning and 6 ft guy and they call it standard but when a guy want a Virgin girl then Every one criticises him and female are against it women nowadays are double standard 🤓

    • @hrishhrishhrish
      @hrishhrishhrish 13 дней назад

      Bro go touch some grass…

    • @jxhxhkzhjz8032
      @jxhxhkzhjz8032 12 дней назад +5

      Yeah and we all girls must tolerate men's high body count and only question women who have high body count well I am against hookup culture and body count in general, like really some woman also want a virgin man and not always want a guy 6 feet tall this is a popular opinion just as guys who want virgin girls and this has been going for a long time but they themselves will never be virgins but they will demand a virgin girl.

    • @eazyetodre573
      @eazyetodre573 12 дней назад +3

      And what about men who have high body count? You all talk about women's high body count as if women are getting physical with other women only and no male counterpart is involved. A virgin guy who's virgin by choice can choose to have a virgin girl but virgin guy who never had a choice due to being rejected by women has no right to judge.

    • @shortshub-vq6mv
      @shortshub-vq6mv 12 дней назад

      @@eazyetodre573 it goes both ways ma'am if I am a virgin boy I want a virgin girl and if a girl is virgin she deserves a virgin boy I never said i support boy with high body count wait a min why are you making me look like a bad guy here with ur victim card

    • @tanishqsagar8441
      @tanishqsagar8441 6 дней назад

      Both are misandrist and misogynistic respectively.
      Having a preference is a personal choice, but shaming others for having a body count or asking for a rich guy is just incel/femcel behaviour. And Indian men are infamous for shaming women for their body count or for wearing the clothes they want.
      And I've seen dozens of cases where Indian men have assaulted their wife just because they didn't bleed on their first night, even though they were a virgin.
      The lack of sex education indeed shows the impact on this country.
      More than half of women break their hymen before sex , via cycling, exercises etc. So the "nO sEaL nO dEaL" argument is just plain dumb, because you can get a virgin wife and still she will not bleed.
      And what about the men who aren't virgin themselves and ask for virgin woman? If a man is virgin, then only he should ask for a virgin.
      And same goes for women. If you're earning a good amount yourself, then only you should ask high salary guy.

  • @notRanveerSingh
    @notRanveerSingh 14 дней назад +3

    Really good lines in this video man keep up the good work🔥🔥❤

  • @YubrajPanday-l5o
    @YubrajPanday-l5o 10 дней назад +4

    Thanks for standing for all women.
    Plz make such video on muder of scientific temperament

  • @999plays
    @999plays 12 дней назад +2

    Bro's COOKINGGGGGG LMFAO

  • @ashutoshsrivastava3618
    @ashutoshsrivastava3618 12 дней назад +3

    EK VIDEO KI TAKAT TUM NAHI JANTE AKASH BHAI I AM 40 AND YOU MADE ME REMIND OF COLLEGE DAYS. I LOVED THIS VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBED THIS CHANNEL. LOVE WOKE BASHING CHANNEL LIKE THIS.

  • @nayanchafle9629
    @nayanchafle9629 11 дней назад +2

    Mind blowing 😂

  • @Aninriddle
    @Aninriddle 8 дней назад

    Finally a fresh comedy. Great job, keep making awesome funny videos

  • @RonakSharma2525
    @RonakSharma2525 12 дней назад +3

    the man the myth the gutka.

  • @TheTuddu
    @TheTuddu 13 дней назад +4

    Bro is back.....😈

  • @SamratDuttabdn
    @SamratDuttabdn 17 дней назад +11

    make your light a bit softer and use a warmer light. use a fade color real background instead of green screen. i think it will look better

  • @redrhinonose
    @redrhinonose 14 дней назад +11

    Is it Saiman reference? 0:56

  • @aadiiexe
    @aadiiexe 13 дней назад +2

    Saiman says 1080p

  • @B1n0d101
    @B1n0d101 21 час назад +1

    No Hymen No Diamond

  • @Deepak_2315
    @Deepak_2315 14 дней назад +11

    0:50 SaimanSays intro

  • @Sam86366
    @Sam86366 14 дней назад +6

    1:04 ye mast tha 😂

  • @Renkai9810
    @Renkai9810 9 дней назад

    That's actually fuvking good 😂🔥

  • @amazinggaming8506
    @amazinggaming8506 6 дней назад

    3:30 ohh Bhai ❤👍😊😂😂

  • @_PurepixelGamer
    @_PurepixelGamer 6 дней назад +1

    bohot jyada potential bhai tujhme, gajab video hai👏

  • @koushal8798
    @koushal8798 13 дней назад +2

    Bro should've added his "Bihar boy" song at the last scene! Nice content ❤

  • @somakun1806
    @somakun1806 8 дней назад +2

    Gold Content

  • @axenplayz2214
    @axenplayz2214 12 дней назад +4

    0:48 🗿 yes obviously

  • @legecy_x6659
    @legecy_x6659 18 дней назад +4

    Really Good content🤗

  • @rounak_rajput_47
    @rounak_rajput_47 14 дней назад +61

    "No seal no deal"
    ~ mf bihar boy

  • @Voltyboyy
    @Voltyboyy 13 дней назад +2

    Epic🤣♥️♥️♥️

  • @ankit_s
    @ankit_s 12 дней назад

    Refreshing and thoughtfully written, keep it up brother , watched something good on yt after a long time 👌

  • @hollywoodbazaar5278
    @hollywoodbazaar5278 12 дней назад +10

    Bro this line 🔥. Dushman mila hazaar par biwi naa mile chinaar... 🔥🔥

  • @ninjaturtle205
    @ninjaturtle205 18 дней назад +24

    saiman cinematic universe

  • @pgxma
    @pgxma 13 дней назад

    The characters He’s Playing Damm Keep It Up You Gonna Cook ❤

  • @Nikhil-ib7ii
    @Nikhil-ib7ii 11 дней назад +3

    Accha bano to suno: bhai nahi degi vo😢
    Dank bano to suno: bhai ye sab asal duniya m nhi hota respect women.😢
    kare to kare kya bole to bole kya🤡😭

  • @Sunelex
    @Sunelex 13 дней назад +2

    Best bhai bahut subject tu cover kar sakta h. I want more videos. Go on bhai. Gender equality tu hi layega.

  • @cambodianginger
    @cambodianginger 9 дней назад

    he's back! he's back!

  • @Nothing45306
    @Nothing45306 4 дня назад +1

    Akash pal will be the new sensation on RUclips 🥵🥵

  • @theguy2940
    @theguy2940 14 дней назад +18

    1:34 bhai ye itni sahi baat kehdi mere skibidi juices khade hogaye
    majority of the indian insta humour is exactly this

  • @YashRaorane-m2u
    @YashRaorane-m2u 4 дня назад +1

    I edge on your content because your such a skibidi sigma monster🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶

  • @barunjena4287
    @barunjena4287 7 дней назад

    Love the satirical comedy! Keep it up!

  • @userAdityasingh
    @userAdityasingh 4 дня назад

    You are the future bro ❤

  • @prakharmadhavsharma
    @prakharmadhavsharma 17 дней назад +8

    Bro comes in 2 years and drops a banger and then again get lost

  • @uniquelr5609
    @uniquelr5609 11 дней назад +7

    Ye hui na baat
    No seal No deal🤝

  • @kidbooo
    @kidbooo 14 дней назад +4

    Bahot badhiya mera bhai 💟

  • @Rancho123
    @Rancho123 18 дней назад +14

    underrated artist

  • @50_cent33
    @50_cent33 4 дня назад

    Part2 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @e-gurukulncertstuff
    @e-gurukulncertstuff 12 дней назад

    😂 one of the amazing videos😮

  • @anirajdas5811
    @anirajdas5811 18 часов назад

    1 video ,4 min ....enough for me to press the subscribe button.

  • @BackbiteOfficial
    @BackbiteOfficial 11 дней назад

    Bhai main boring hoga soch raha tha kya chiz he tu bhai
    Great work bro lga re
    Subscribe kr diya 🪔😊😊😊

  • @SilentAmv12
    @SilentAmv12 8 дней назад

    W agian shesh 🥶🥳

  • @Motordriver-c8w
    @Motordriver-c8w 13 дней назад +3

    Skibidi sigma 🥵

  • @ShubhamKumarSingh-eb3fb
    @ShubhamKumarSingh-eb3fb 11 дней назад

    I know it's not your reality but the way you portray this, That's really Awesome.
    The combination you use of a Boor Villager with this much literacy is a brilliant art. This Art creates a contradiction and this Contradiction causes a Mystery and this Mystery Creates "curiosity" and This curiosity is The reason for your views.
    Congratulations 🎉 you are a rising RUclipsr

  • @shubh7-11
    @shubh7-11 10 дней назад

    Damn
    He nailed it 😂

  • @xn1k8t
    @xn1k8t 13 дней назад +1

    Deserves bhaii❤❤

  • @venomgamingyt344
    @venomgamingyt344 13 дней назад

    Just to show some support , first time watching ur doing good keep growing man ❤

  • @tnaripsA
    @tnaripsA 18 дней назад +13

    Saiman wali feel kyu aarahi hai bhai video me

  • @kaushikdev.0
    @kaushikdev.0 13 дней назад +1

    Mza aagya bhai 😂😂

  • @Randomly.assembled.molecules
    @Randomly.assembled.molecules 15 дней назад +2

    Sigma boi is back after 9 months

  • @4doorsmorehores
    @4doorsmorehores 16 часов назад

    Great work. good to see some unique creators from our bihar.
    I couldn't find your your subreddit:(

  • @subhodip2396
    @subhodip2396 15 дней назад +2

    Bihar boy back in the town,babe 🛐

  • @its_not_the_Ishu
    @its_not_the_Ishu 6 дней назад

    Looks like bro really lovee cyberpunk 2077.... ❤❤

  • @padhle2137
    @padhle2137 13 дней назад

    Reach badhaooooo 🗣️🔥

  • @Pinky.lipstick.120goli
    @Pinky.lipstick.120goli 7 дней назад

    Bro content 📈📈📈📈

  • @thechosenone2004B
    @thechosenone2004B 12 дней назад

    No way bro dropped one of the videos of all time again

  • @amanprasad6823
    @amanprasad6823 14 дней назад +5

    Ye vid pehele bana dia hota to yuvi bhai ajj sukhi hote 😅

  • @09.dixitarnavshriram40
    @09.dixitarnavshriram40 17 дней назад +5

    bro cooked in bihar *littichokha* 💀 *let him cook now i said let him cook!!!*

  • @PrashantKumar-cn1fj
    @PrashantKumar-cn1fj 13 дней назад +8

    Pahli baar RUclips ke recommendation se kush hoon 😂😂

  • @viditchauhan3976
    @viditchauhan3976 14 дней назад

    Brooo, subbed 😂😂😂😂

  • @pakauinsaan2622
    @pakauinsaan2622 18 дней назад +114

    Logon ki soch se jaida choti to ye video thi

    • @ShaniKumar-x4r9c
      @ShaniKumar-x4r9c 18 дней назад +5

      Ha ha😂😂

    • @SigmaFreud-c8i
      @SigmaFreud-c8i 14 дней назад +1

      you think promiscuity epitomizes women empowerment?

    • @nibeditavlogs4132
      @nibeditavlogs4132 14 дней назад +18

      Kya soch choti? If no money no honey then no seal no deal .

    • @Darkrai9
      @Darkrai9 12 дней назад +6

      ​@@nibeditavlogs4132 your pfp says it all mr. Sigma singh

    • @nibeditavlogs4132
      @nibeditavlogs4132 12 дней назад +7

      @@Darkrai9 having standard is not just duty of a guy

  • @jitmondal_2933
    @jitmondal_2933 18 дней назад +3

    Pls make more ep of this series

  • @VimalHembrom-tp7dd
    @VimalHembrom-tp7dd 13 дней назад +1

    Saiman 2.0 I m not saying that copied or .....but good humour, voh to consistent nhi h tu bas consistent rehna bhai sari saiman ki audiance yahan milegi.... Keep growing bro❤ love your content...

  • @alphayash111
    @alphayash111 3 дня назад

    Hard 🔥😂

  • @itzprtk1736
    @itzprtk1736 13 дней назад +1

    Goat