I Have a PHD - NEW SHIRT! - GrumpOut
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2016
- Have a PhD? Wanna pretend you have a PhD? Then this is the shirt for you!! ► 1shirt.com/collections/gamegru...
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Mmmm, yes. Tell me I'm stupid, Brian. I'm a stupid, stupid boy. YEEEES!
Newest fetish discovered (Oh, yes Brian)
+maugos Who's your daddy?
+Milan9Zlatan I DON'T KNOW!
+Milan9Zlatan Who's yo brian. Who was a PHD
I'd like to kink-shame you...but I think being degraded by Brian is a nigh universal thing.
It's funny how Arin dropped out of high school and Brian has his PHD in super confusing stuff that you need to be super smart for and they both ended up in the same place 😂
Imooogi
its truly inspiring.
Imooogi what's even funnier is that Arin is technically Brian's boss.
Brian's Wikipedia page is so interesting to read!
Not only is he a theoretical physicist, but he quickly made real, legitimate contributions to the field... and then he decided he'd rather be dressed up as a ninja and writing songs about debauchery and no reason boners :D
I kind of suspect he actually figured out the true origin and purpose of the universe, discovered that it wasn't all that it's cracked up to be, and said to himself "Fuck it, I'll play shitty steam games with Ross and sing about unicorns" lol
Arin got here from being poor and barely affording food, and Brian got here from teaching theoretical physics in London. I’m glad Arin was able to get into a better place in his life, and uhhh, Brian really should have rethought his decisions.
@@quantumjoss I assume Brian is a lot happy doing game grumps than his previous job, even if he makes less money.
Guys, I think Brian might have a Ph.D
+Chibi Hyena Me too
Nah, it's just a cop out
I'm not so sure about a PHD... but I hear he has an STD
SubNaturalZ
You're right, Brian I'm sor---
+Granuke GamingProductions Thats because Brian's gay... probably has aids or something
My best friend gets her PhD in 3 months and I'm gonna have this T at the ready. She can wear it proudly in full knowledge that while she's working her 200k job and saving the sick and injured, I'm going to be here, probably with one hand in a bag of doritos and the other typing pointless youtube comments like this.
+Tipsylou Congratulations to her, we need more worthy people around.
Sick and injured? Wouldn't that be an M.D.?
Evan Collins Technically a Doctorate in Nursing.
+Axe, theaxemaster It's not a joke. the medical field gets a different docorate.
+Kain Highwind Saving the "sick and injured" is overrated.
I love the subtle humor. A nice, stoic, stereotypical professor....but he has torn jeans.
Me: Hey what was the homework?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy behind us: I'm a vegan.
Girl across room: I do crossfit.
Brian: I have a Ph.D.
Brian is a professor, Ninja, Gamer and succesful musician. Dude's basically living the boyhood dream. Now all he needs to do is become astronaut.
Well, he does have a space mansion
After watching both the 6969 and Starlight Brigade music videos, mission accomplished.
Does he know ninja Brian?
This video makes me feel humbled.
It's just humbling how humbled I am
+Bullet Bill I'm WAY more humbled than you.
You see, I am more humbled than anyone can be be humbled. You can say that my humble score is well over 9000. So in conclusion, I am the most humble person ever (and I have a Ph.D).
I'm humbled your humbled
+I Tripped over a Thunder Stone I would tell you how much more humbled I am, but I'm too humbled to do such a boastful thing.
Y'know, it just occurred to me that as of this shirt, there will be a sharp influx of conversations that go something like this:
"Oh, wow. Nice shirt. What's your Ph.D. in?"
"Oh... no, I don't actually have a Ph.D. It's a joke shirt."
"What's the joke?"
"... that I don't have a Ph.D.?"
I suspect that this is Brian's goal, to punish the masses for succumbing to the temptation of falsified acclaim. A temptation that, of course, he set up for the masses to fail at. A tad grandiose and convoluted, you say? Well, let's all remember who we're talking about, here -- Brian has a Ph.D.
Makutakanuva if i had the shirt I would just say it stands for pretty huge dick obviously..
@@lilllwizzzle so when they ask simply respond that "well currently my pants, but it could be in many things, such as you."
"Oh, you have a PHD?"
"No, Brian has a PHD."
"....Brian....?"
"Brian Wecht, has a PHD."
This video raised my IQ.
So that's how you pronounce Wecht....
Ikr
+Zoe Love Get wecht son
+DNAlchemist119 you just earned your PHD
well he has a Ph.D
Part of his Ph.D studies included an elaborate case study in how to properly pronounce his last name. He got an A+, and killed the presiding professor, and ate his heart to gain his powers. He later went on to get his Ph.D, and he then invented time travel, went back in time, and gloated to that teacher about getting his Ph.D, and high-fived himself, then killed the version of himself that didn't have a Ph.D for not having a Ph.D. You might think that such events would cause severe problems with spatial causality, but that's only because you don't have a Ph.D. Brian does, however, and space-time respects his Ph.D, and so should you.
Can we also get a shirt that says "I quit my job as a professor to work for RUclips"
I want to have GrumpOut Episodes where Brian actually teaches Theoretical Physics and it be just him at a chalk board that has been fully drawn in for him to slowly erase every corner of it over the span of an hour.
Sean: RUclips comments with Ja-
Brian: I have a PHD
That's exactly what I thought!!!😂😁😀
I was so ready for it too
I was just waiting for it. It was like waiting for an ice cream only to get in front of the line and they are sold out.
I think those videos have had an effect on me similar to the Pavlov's Dog experiment. I heard him say it in my head and everything
oH mY gOd yes I was thinking the exact same thing XD
Does anyone else kinda get the vibe that Brian has a PhD? Maybe it's just me.
He has never explicitly said if he does so idk
Devyn i think he said std
Seems a little far fetched.
I wasn't buying it until he pulled out the shirt. Shirts don't lie.
I don't care for a PHD (or even a Ph.D.)... I just want Brian's uncanny ability to stare for long periods of time.
It's a freakin' gift! I bet he can outstare a cat!
+Tardisntimbits. He can outstare a portrait.
He has good chakra.
Kain Highwind Brian's chakra level is "OVAH NINE THOUSAND!!!"
+DJGE619724mex it actually comes with the test. He had to recite his entire Doctoral Thesis to John Cleese whilst fighting off Nepalese Ninjas and couldn't blink ... this is cake for him
Well I know what I'm buying in a few months
I didn't quite catch that. What does Brian have?
Pretty sure he said he had an A.A.
+abby lacey You're right. I'm pretty sure he said STD.
+abby lacey I heard H.I.V.
He has a penis... another man's penis, which makes him gay... Brian's ga
+Kyle Nielson I'm dying XD
If he was a professor I wish that he would go to his class dressed in his ninja Brian outfit and just flip everyone off
I really want to see that!
They would've put up all the outtakes from these videos, but Brian has a Ph.D and therefore never makes any mistakes
1:18 oh my gosh it's my favorite song ever canon in (Ph)D
I'm kinda surprised this shirt is a thing. Most people who'll buy it probably don't actually have a PhD, and will just come off as pretentious to those who don't get the reference :P
Exactly lol
+GamerBlue53
The Joke
_________
Your head.
I don't think anyone would find it pretentious; I'm sure no one would wear it to actually convince people that they have a PHD. Probably people would find it funny (even if they didn't get the reference).
It may result pretentious to some, but most people will feel too inferior that they won't ask if you really have a PhD.
fredricklindberg
The Joke
________
Everyone elses' heads
I didn't know they slipped in a Jack Reading Your Comments video in here
+Le_Skittle_Ninja
Jack looks a bit different though, it's almost as if he's someone completely different, someone... with a PhD...
Nah, it's probably just the lighting
+Misterlegodude wait, why does he look old? Oh wait, that's just makeup to convince you he is a guy with a PhD.
And now HATE COMMENTS with Jacksepticeye.
I still can't get over the fact that when Ninja Brian, of all people, says he's got a PhD in theoretical physics, he's dead serious.
does is Brian have PHD?
Brain makes me want to have a PHD of my own. I'm filled with the determination.
Though it will take a while...
And money... It will take a lot of money... -cries in a corner of crappy apartment- I could have been a vet!
I'm already on the way. Economics.
+BoundbyCronus Most PhD programs actually pay YOU to earn them. It's college and Master's programs that are expensive. :-P
tessunrise well damn... I need to get back into school.
How has it gone so far?
How come a Brian catchphrase isn't "GET WECHT, SON"
Get it?! Like REKT?
I'll see myself out
"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you !!"
is this a reference to something?
+TheCasualCommenter they say it in some episode I'm pretty sure
+Tanner Murphy Yep, in the Bloodborne playthrough. Arin had never heard it before and thought it was brilliant.
FUNNNNY JOKE
he has a PhD and has made a song called 6969 and a song about Dinosaurs shooting lasers
I will work hard and get a real PhD, just so that Brian and I can maybe be friends.
Ah, who am I kidding? I'm too lazy to even order one of these shirts.
I finally have a PhD... buying this shirt back then sure was worth it.
Honestly, not kidding - This was one of the best commercials they have done. It just feels so on point, the script, the soundtrack, Brian's acting is just so on point with the whole thing and the running joke of having a PhD. Really very well done!
Does anyone else think that Brian looks a lot like Link from Good Mythical Morning when he puts his glasses on?
Except that neither Link or Rhett have any PhD's.
What a shame.
you're right.
HE FUCKING DOES
ALL HAIL BRIAN AND HIS AMAZING PHD THAT I AM QUITE SURPRISED TO FIND OUT JUST NOW THAT HE DOES INDEED HAVE A PHD.
yea... a pretty huge dick, thought everyone knew
I'm going to get a phd just to spite you, Mr. Wecht
shortstacks Dr*
Normally, I wouldn't find myself wavering at the sight of a commercial.
But this one was so goddamn perfect, I couldn't refuse!
Wait a minute...
Does Brian have a Bachelor's Degree?
+PAK215 Yes, but more importantly he also has a Master's Degree. Both of those, however, pale in comparison to his Ph.D, which he has.
+Meta Nexus lmao
+PAK215 No, I think he has his Associate's.
No, he has bladder problems
+PAK215 The Death of a Bachelor ('s Degree)
New name for Brian.
Brian "Get" Wecht
I almost didn't notice the rip in Brian's pants because of his PHD.
I love Brian's style of humor.
He's not too subtle to the point of thinking he's serious, but subtle enough to play it completely straight.
I wish they still had this t-shirt. My sister is getting her doctorate soon, and this would have been the best present.
Well now I need to get a PHD just to spite you.
imagine all the lucky people that had him as their professor
Brian's a pretty good actor, his normal sarcasm really bodes well
The grumps make an ad video: Tons of outtakes, one gold clip
Brian makes an ad video: several gold clips
And now he uses that PHD playing video games and being the one who runs the Game Grump Twitter
*O, HOW I WAS WAITING FOR THIS*
Fun fact, if you don't have a PhD whilst wearing this shirt it releases a potent acid that kills you instantly. But if you do have a PhD it also works as a jetpack.
I'm wearing that shirt to class 😂
Make one for Arin that says I have ADHD.
Brian, you don't know my life. I have a PHD in not having or ever getting a PHD.
I love the way Brian says "I have a Phd"
i would pay so much money for a physics lesson from brian. seriously, im learning physics in uni and the things id do to have brian to teach me cubic integrals and divergences are far limitless than anything possible of imagining.
i was expecting a 5 minute video of brian soothing my soul with a theoretical physics lecture while wearing the shirt
not only can he kill with his ninja skills but he can kill with his PHD
Brian: a smart, sophisticated man who hates chakras.
Ninja brian: the opposite who also hates chakras.
I love how he's dressed sophisticated but there's a tear on his pants
This video just gave me the motivation I need to continue on and get my Ph.D in Psychology.
Been watching game grumps for 5 months now, first time I’ve heard Brian’s voice in HD
This video makes me feel like getting gently slapped in the face with a huge dripping PhD.
So Brian is a comedian, physicist, musician AND a ninja. If he becomes a race car driver he will pretty much be Buckaroo Banzai.
I swear, the first time Dan made an impression of Brian, I always thought "what a ridiculous voice, no one sounds like that. He must be altering his voice dramatically to protect his identity"
But NOPE... It's spot-on
You guys should make two more t-shirts. One that says "Do you have a PhD?" And another that says "Cause I have a PhD". Start the week proud, go through the week asking other if they are as smart as you, and end the week throwin it back at them
Lol. The last one is my absolute favorite!!!
Sometimes I think this channel might actually be better than the game grumps main channel. Is it weird that my favorite thing is to hit a grumps episode only to be graced with an unexpected promotional advertisement? It's weird isn't it? Ya. It's weird.
But I love it so!
In the next commercial I'm just waiting for Arin to just yell "KEVIN!" and fall on the ground.
Can I just say that is the sickest chair I've ever seen? Only a chair of that caliber is worthy for Dr. Ninja Brian "Brian" Ryan-Byron Wonderboy Supersymmetry Spyyder Wilhelm Brian Wecht Brian-Wecht (Ph. D) to sit upon. He has a Ph. D.
I could've been a genius, instead I played video games. I love you Brian.
I like the empty shelf, it says "we thought to put a shelf in the shot, but we only had video games and no books to put in it"
I love that PhD-flaunting Brian works for a high school dropout.
2:40 Brian is so intelligent that he didn't even have to read the right page. His brain had already absorbed the information just by looking at the left side.
This is actually probably one of my favorite shirts I have seen by the Grumps. And I have 7 PhD's.
What an interesting duality we have in this character. We are lead to believe that this man is of high class and intelligence, embodying fanciness in a sense.
But he is wearing torn jeans.
I feel like Brian is depriving the world of advancements in science by being a Grump and a Ninja, maybe it's an elaborate ruse to study the Grumps from within..... with his PH.D
Imagine all the looks you'd get from college professors when you're wearing this shirt and tell them you DON'T actually have a PhD.
His voice is like butter.... Sweet Jesus I could listen to him talk forever
If you stare at Brian's face for long enough, he starts to look like Barry's father.
I like how brian went through all that hard work in college to get his PHD just to play video games for a living
If Brian had a show where he explained theoretical physics, I would absolutely 100% watch that
Please make it happen.
*songs used*
Is Kevin Macleod seriously used by every production ever to exist? The guy is like the Godfather of royalty free soundtracks
Out of curiosity I was trying to find your dissertation online. If it has to do with Topics in String Theory (among other things), then I've found the correct abstract :) I kind of wanna read it though I know that I would understand essentially nothing, as I do not have a Ph.D, but it's still cool to read the abstract (possibly) for your work and be able to see what you turned in and defended to acquire your well-known Ph.D
The book Brian's reading has to be "The encyclopedia of Doge"
I have to wonder how Brian's old students feel about these videos... I would think it's the coolest thing ever.
If I'm correct in saying that Brian used to be a professor, than wouldn't it be weird to see your professor on Game Grumps like this?
I was wondering how Brian could have designed such a brilliant shirt. Then I remembered; he as a PhD.
I literally feel like this was made for me exclusively.
This is how Brian greets people
Fun game for the family: take a shot everytime you hear the word PhD.
I say i could go for a spot of tea and crumpets while i play a fine game of chess
I'm totally getting this as a graduation gift for my friend who's getting a PH.D.
I bought this shirt and subsequently was arrested for impersonating a doctor, practicing without a license, and malpractice
I will work hard on my PHD in underwater canoeing so I can wear this with pride!
I burst out li laughing at "I left it for game grumps"
As a kid growing up in the 2012's, I can totally tell that those are just 3D glasses with the lenses pushed out.
that microphone is like.....riiiiiiiight up there, like pickin' up allllll those mouth noises
I was at an astronomy lecture the other day and the guy who was teaching us had this shirt on
simply marvelous and that coming from an Britishman
I almost didn't get the reference XD
Player Hating Degree was the funniest thing to me XD
The jeans with holes go perfectly with your top.
This joke right here is why I love Brian being on the Game Grumps.
I could totally picture Brian cosplaying as Stanford Pines
bowtie, jacket + the hole in the pants makes such a perfect mix ^^