Same times 10! The tics tend to reflect what the person is thinking; that fellow "Chopper" felt that John may have been gay for him so. . . there you have it!
@@ckblackwoodmusic Chopper is, or at least was, an Australian gangster whose crime stories brought him international fame as an author of 'true crime' books. The tics are influenced by environmental factors, and some tics might connect directly to reality, but I think a lot of them are just the opposite. Like when at a point during the full documentary he shouts "I've got gay porn in my house!", like when he's at the edge of the road and tells his dog to cross at inappropriate times, and like when he's hitting people. They're all tics of statements or behaviour that hurt him or others in some way or another, and rather than it being that he secretly wants to kill his dog and beat his carer up so he can go watch gay porn, I think his mind deliberately picks content for tics in a way that'll embarrass or endanger him. The guy you are talking about has been the subject of several documentaries over the course of his life since childhood. Go find and watch the earliest ones, and have a look at how he was treated when people believed his tics.
2:33 "If he could meet somebody who could look beyond the tourettes symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could, kinda get on with and settle down....ANOTHER GAY MAN" XD
"If he could meet somebody who could look past the tourettes syn..symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could kinda get on wi an' settle doon wi...... ANOTHER GAY MAN!" Genius comic timing.
There’s one thing I don’t think anyone talks about enough, but that advisor is doing a very good job reacting to what they’re saying, and doing it in a manner that makes her seem relatable *and* a bit entertaining.
The last part is actually wholesome; despite having tourettes feeling down about it he reminds himself of how lucky he is in life. It's admirable how he appreciates all he has.
@@xxxiiixxx1404 From what i saw in the comments under John's post about it, he was very troubled. I think he hadn't seen his kids for years, and found it hard to live with his condition
funny as fuck but on a serious note,people with tourettes could do stand up comedy. it's a release for them and they can earn money in the process.they could also help people come out of depression. that's another way they could have a job. tourettes doesn't have to be all negative. I have mental illness and I laugh at myself. my younger daughters got asked at school to say something about me.they said"daddy always makes me laugh" bollocks to the piss takers. good on the guy in this video.
Got to be one the funniest things ever that’s not intentionally funny. Got to watch this at least once a year to keep myself sharp with the funny ones 😂 YOUR DUGS GOT TETS!
I watched the first documentary on john over 25 years ago when he was a 15 year old lad at school. Me and my mate often quote lines from johnny. So funny and seems a genuine guy. Really hope a new documentary on him comes out soon
This video is pretty light hearted and you can have a good chuckle but watching the whole documentary almost broke my heart. I can't begin to think how awful his upbringing was. He didn't have a childhood, he was just a teenager trying to have friends.
Every few years I come back and re-watch this. I love these guys.
Me too
Me too!!!
Literally about to comment this
Same 😂
Same
"Picture in your mind a beautiful green field"
"IM UP TEE MA KNEES IN FOCKIN COW PAT"
That's what he imagined I guess. xD
@@GROENAASMusic 1
@@richardstiles3551 yes
Eez theerrr a wheeeend?
Why can't he imagine something nice like shout out "lovely picnic in the park" or summat Lol
"You're very helpful." Lost it
Kyle Robinson he said helpful
@@Gideon_the_Seraph nah its definitely 'healthy'
@@itsrobotime believe me, its helpful. youre not taking in account the scottish accent
autismoose I have to disagree, I hear healthy and always have since I was young watching this. AH, AH, AH, fuck off nosey
I hear ‘helpful’ now, lmao
I love how they can laugh at themselves when they say something funny
so true
It makes me feel less bad when I laugh
They're so random it's impossible not to laugh
i lost it when he yelled 'johnny davidson'
What's so funny about that? I don't get it.
aha just thought it was funny
+Meena Reilly Pakistanis and Iraqis had me laughing
+Meena Reilly it was lmao
I started dying when he said Arthur Daily 😂
"Another gay man!"
Simon Kellar 2:45
Simon Kellar LMAO! 0:24
Simon Kellar *"I'm not a gay man!"
No its 'another gay man'
"Pakistani's and Iraqi's!"
'I get stabby with knives...'
In the kitchen
lol stop 😏
When i catch him
I felt like that was him, not the tourettes speaking lol.. scary shit regardless
Standard Scottish convocation tbh or even more accurately, a west coast of Scotland convocation lmao
I lost it at "another gay man"
Same times 10! The tics tend to reflect what the person is thinking; that fellow "Chopper" felt that John may have been gay for him so. . . there you have it!
@@ckblackwoodmusic doesn't matter it's still funny
That one destraoyed me
@@ckblackwoodmusic Chopper is, or at least was, an Australian gangster whose crime stories brought him international fame as an author of 'true crime' books.
The tics are influenced by environmental factors, and some tics might connect directly to reality, but I think a lot of them are just the opposite. Like when at a point during the full documentary he shouts "I've got gay porn in my house!", like when he's at the edge of the road and tells his dog to cross at inappropriate times, and like when he's hitting people. They're all tics of statements or behaviour that hurt him or others in some way or another, and rather than it being that he secretly wants to kill his dog and beat his carer up so he can go watch gay porn, I think his mind deliberately picks content for tics in a way that'll embarrass or endanger him.
The guy you are talking about has been the subject of several documentaries over the course of his life since childhood. Go find and watch the earliest ones, and have a look at how he was treated when people believed his tics.
Comedicly fucking perfect timing
This entire programme lives rent free in my head. So many of the quotes in this have become catchphrases in our family
This man is a blessing onto the earth. He has brought laughter to myself and so many others. He was be a blast to have a beer with.
I watched the whole hour long programme years ago and I'm still laughing now. You couldn't write something as funny as this.
me too was funny heartwarming n made you laugh & cry laughing
Scotts have the best banter ever
No, we do
Cheers bro!!
aron majid what country are you referring to
Bradley Craig oh a ken
JOHNNY DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!!
"ANOTHER GAY MAN" HOLY FUCK I'M DYING
Percy Hitsugaya same XD
when?
EMS 2:43
And it fit the context 😅 or ruined it rather
@@cringecult2392 what's he says?
... In your mind a beautiful green field- "I'm up to me knees in fuckin' cow pat!" LOL
We're all going to hell xDD
FUCK that actually made me laugh
Plebby McPlebface xD nice profile pick bro
Plebby McPlebface hey that’s pretty good............
"imagine a green field"
"im up to ma knees in fucking cow pat"
thank you for translating, its quite hard to understand parts as such for a non native speaker
2:33
"If he could meet somebody who could look beyond the tourettes symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could, kinda get on with and settle down....ANOTHER GAY MAN" XD
Omg🤦♂️😂😂😂
He said another gay man with mexican accent
@@myleirabelardo3019 no he didn't, it's just higher pitched than his normal speaking tone
2:44
they haven't got tourettes,,,they're just being scottish
Are you Scottish ya wee fruit cake XD
***** Your comment was fookin, magic.
As a Scottish girl I can proudly say that this statement is very true 😂😂
FUCK...bollocks...
aww fuck off mate
Many years later; I still cry laughing when he says .. OOoooOO OOOooOOoo Oil on the road
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS!!!!!!
Hahahaha I'm pakistani and I found that very funny that he decided to shout that out randomly
MrGaragenation ?
Adam Borseti I can’t breathe
johnnycage Like paul Stevenson that shout FRENCH! FUCK OFF!
@@JohnnyCage4Real That exactly it. Totally random words but, it's the way they say it that makes it funny.
.. Does it make me a bad person that I'm laughing.. Really hard?
I have Tourette's and I laugh my head off at these videos. Don't feel bad.
No I literally pissed my self laughing
Nope
Fuck off nosey!
I absolutely burst at YABABABLABLABLA!
cX
'Im a chicken fucker' hahah
"I'm a chicken fucker"
"If he could meet somebody who could look past the tourettes syn..symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could kinda get on wi an' settle doon wi...... ANOTHER GAY MAN!" Genius comic timing.
Best bit IMO
Lol the bbc could easily have cut it there, it would have been a nice little compliment, but they obviously left it in cos it's so damn funny 😂
+rorybone100 i lost it at "Pakistanis and Iraqis"
rorybone100 I swear I read that just as he said it lol
PsychoBoyJack so did I
BORDER! BEtween England and Ireland...
That would be the Irish sea then 😂
Hhahaha I lost it..
They are in the Scottish borders
Legit predicted Brexit
😂😂😂
When I'm feeling down and I'm feeling a bit shite, and a bit sorry for myself.. I watch this video. Kills me every time!!
I love this guy. The bit, "you've got tourettes by proxy" has me in stitches every time!
Think of your self in a Green Field "I'm up to ma knees in fueling Cow Pat" lmfao
Fucking
It's FOCKING get it right :D
3:31 "im a chicken fucker "
@@myleirabelardo3019 god knows
were gonnnae craaaaash
The dogs face at 0:28. "Fucks sakes, this again."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😭😭😭💀💀
+Blackpeople "Fuck this shit"
-Dog (Probably)
+Connor Husker ayy 2d
duke hazard Ayy
The thing is that we are not laughing at them, we are laughing with them.
Olafinsky I’m laughing st them
@@caglesharpe6668 Then you're just a prick
@@Eli_16_07 fuck off
@@caglesharpe6668 No you're just fucking rude, laughing at a disability is fucking awful
@@Eli_16_07 dont worry his names fucking cagle even his parents are still laughing about that joke
Is it tourettes or are they just Scottish?
Crichjo32 shut up
Basically ur mum is a nasty little skank
He doesny live in Glasgow ya bam its Galashiels
That kid in School I know. No one even speaks like that!
Im_A_Smol_Phan :3 it’s cringe af man, Tryna be cool
There’s one thing I don’t think anyone talks about enough, but that advisor is doing a very good job reacting to what they’re saying, and doing it in a manner that makes her seem relatable *and* a bit entertaining.
The last part is actually wholesome; despite having tourettes feeling down about it he reminds himself of how lucky he is in life. It's admirable how he appreciates all he has.
2:08 "I get stabby wi knives" actually sounds pretty normal in the Glaswegian accent.
he's from Galashiels
"Eh, eh, eh- Fuck off, nosey!"
VineZone5000 LOL
I'm up tae my knees in fucking cow pat lmao that had me in stitches.
Don Lamonte same omg
I've just read that Stuart Colquhoun (aka. Chopper) passed away suddenly at home in April last year.
R.I.P 😢
That's very sad to hear. Rest in peace 🙏🏻
Sad. RIP
2:16 I CANT BREATHE
"it's arguable that you should be getting the maximum-"
*Head slap*
The fuck you just bout my mum pal
"Arthur Daley!"
"T'sa Jap's Eye!"
This aged well
"Picture a green field..."
"I"m up to my knees in fucking cow pat"
Seriousely, that's gold.
"ahh, picture yourselves in a fine green field - I'M UP TO MA FUCKIN' KNEES IN COWPAT"
"You might need a minder" "Arthur Daley" CLASSIC
"BORDER BETWeen England and Ireland."
Why is that the sentence that makes me lose it? xD
The fact that their Scottish just tipped me over the edge with laughter lol
Damn, their meetings seems so fucking epic.
Right? Im gonna start having these types of meetings with my friends, should be fun :D
Pakistanis and Iraqis!
cumulo25 the best lol
2:16 ... I died hahaha
"Were Going To Crash" imagine him driving your car saying that you would shit yourself
01:08 " Choper dyed his pube ginger" 😂😂😂
Tarim Chowdhury
dies his pubes ginger
Lol called chopper out
Tourettes. On a plane, the first thing that comes to your mind is "allahu ackbar".
tight that
BioHazardous Brony god is the greatest? Why would that be bad
Swedish Viking imagine an Arab on a plane who just says allahu akbar
Tourettes on a plane. now thats a film.. Samuel L Jackson get your hat you got a film to do "JOHNNY DAVIDSON"
There is a guy with it that shouts BOMB
2:06 Every time I drive through Bradford....
2:17 MAN GOT SHOOK😂
Bateson The Fairy I'm cryin
ARTHUR DALEY
Flinched so hard the dude behind him felt it.
0:14 his neighbours must love him 😂😂😂
These men are a national treasure that should be protected at all costs
03:30 " I'm a chicken fucker " lol
xD
0:14 How I start my day
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS!
Okay, I know these guys have had a rough life because of the Tourette's, but their ticks are fucking hilarious.
the blooper reel must be extensive.
JOOOHNY DAVIDSUNNNN
I would love to be in a work place with these guys. I don't think I'd ever call in sick.
"you might need a minder"
"ARTHUR DAILEY!"
jonny davidson ,i couldnt type for laffin
I love how they laugh at eachothers outbursts.
“I’d love to find someone to settle with” followed up by “Im not a gay man”.
0:14 how i start my day in the morning...every day
"Pakistanis and Iraqis" hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 I'm dead
4:04 video not found
Y̥ͦo̥ͦu̥ͦ g̥ͦo̥ͦt̥ͦ m̥ͦe̥ͦ l̥ͦo̥ͦl̥ͦ
true...
69:59
E
Well played
"CHOPPER DYES HIS PUBES GINGER" then just plays along and goes "yeah he really does dye his pubes ginger"
He's not got Tourettes; he's just a normal Scottish geezer.
Hahahahahahahah!
How do you know???!!!
Im of Scottish blood and this is completely normal
Pakistanis and iraqis
2:45 had me dying.
"I'm tryin' ma best to hold it in, hold it in"
"SHAGGIN!" "F**K OFF!"
Hahahahaha feel bad laughin tho
Still incredible years later. RIP Chopper 🙏
Is chopper dead omg
@@gazzaoco yes
I saw on John's facebook earlier that Chopper was found dead at home the other day. Horrible. RIP
How did he die
@@xxxiiixxx1404 Suicide i think
@@Appnin89 why though?
@@xxxiiixxx1404 From what i saw in the comments under John's post about it, he was very troubled. I think he hadn't seen his kids for years, and found it hard to live with his condition
@@Appnin89 thats awful is there a link to his Facebook?
That's not tourettes, that's just being Scottish.
Trust me... This is 100% true
Spot on !
true
I'm Scottish and have tourettes. Hello
@@fullmetalballsack9601 lol oh No
0:57 2:06 2:44 I just couldn't hold it
Okiedokie hahahahahh I pissed myself
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS
2:44 Another gay man!
OIL OOIOIOIOOI OIL ON THE ROAD GONNA CRASH!!!!
LMFAO
me n my friend shout this every time we see it hahahahah
YOU'RE VERY HELPFUL!
Hands down one of the best videos on this website
"You're very helpful"
" another gay man" lmao
RIP Chopper, sleep easy you wonderful human
How did he die?
Johnny Davidson - my name is Jay davidson and everyone has been saying Johnny davidson around my school
iOliverFTW I know how he feels 😂
So. Many. Quotes have come from this documentary. I love these guys. Years later and they still make me laugh so hard I cry.
"Picture in your mind, a beautiful green field.. Reply. I'm up to my knees in fucking cow pat lol.. Legend!!!
John starts with a relaxation session: IM UP TO ME KNEES IN FUCKING COWPAT
funny as fuck but on a serious note,people with tourettes could do stand up comedy. it's a release for them and they can earn money in the process.they could also help people come out of depression. that's another way they could have a job.
tourettes doesn't have to be all negative.
I have mental illness and I laugh at myself. my younger daughters got asked at school to say something about me.they said"daddy always makes me laugh"
bollocks to the piss takers.
good on the guy in this video.
You sound like a wise bloke, good luck to you. Great comment
+bigjohno242 thank you.
Got to be one the funniest things ever that’s not intentionally funny. Got to watch this at least once a year to keep myself sharp with the funny ones 😂 YOUR DUGS GOT TETS!
RIP Chopper 😢
"You're very helpful"
Fuckin kills me everytime 😂😂😂
“Did you mean it or not?” 😂
@ridetheblinds8425 sensational innit, cracks me up without fail, your comment made me go back and watch it again 😂
@ 😂😂 Just seen that I quoted the exact same bit too, I’d forgotten about that 🤣 Just gets me everytime too lol
1:56 has me dying 😂
This is basically just a regular British man
the english way of life
Noah they aren't even English you dumb fuck
Matthew Ingram I'm pretty sure they are.... Where do you think they're from?
noahnolsen British but not English. Big difference
Scotish
Being a scotsman, what these guy's blurt out is what goes through every scottish persons mind. We are just able to contain it, they can't.
I watched the first documentary on john over 25 years ago when he was a 15 year old lad at school. Me and my mate often quote lines from johnny. So funny and seems a genuine guy. Really hope a new documentary on him comes out soon
2:43 I love how the the cameraman knew there was going to be a hilarious tic after he said that
would only be funnier if the cameraman had it too ,brilliant documentary
@0:14 is how I was walk out my front door and start my day every day before work.
0:39 lol that's the funniest tic I've ever seen
This video is pretty light hearted and you can have a good chuckle but watching the whole documentary almost broke my heart. I can't begin to think how awful his upbringing was. He didn't have a childhood, he was just a teenager trying to have friends.
I love that they're also having a laugh at their tics
One of the best video on RUclips!! :))
“Pakistanis and Iraqis” dying
These 2 guys are absolute legends. Everybody loves them. I know its no funny but some of the ticks are hilarious