TWT #55 - Ancient Bear DNA, Animal Meat Lab VR Experience, Bros vs. Biggest Animal

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  • Опубликовано: 25 апр 2021
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  • @austinbaccus
    @austinbaccus 3 года назад +103

    Might be the first Patreon I actually pay for

  • @holdenmb2263
    @holdenmb2263 3 года назад +58

    The 2 dislikes are Neil Waters and the feral cat

  • @swaggasaurst23beep96
    @swaggasaurst23beep96 3 года назад +23

    25:26 Forrest spouting nonsense about Tyrannosaurs Rex and brontosaurus living in the same geological era.*pushes up nerd glasses*

    • @DazHotep6EQUJ5
      @DazHotep6EQUJ5 Год назад +2

      I don't think he's a dinosaur period expert XD.

    • @kickinwinghotboi883
      @kickinwinghotboi883 Год назад

      When people talk about how Tyrannosaurus Rex had epic battles with Stegosaurus.... Riiiiiigght **Kronk voice**

  • @NeuKrofta
    @NeuKrofta 2 года назад +6

    "He's basically serving barnacle and person...two things you can find down on the pier" Pat was on fire in this. This was the greatest show ever

  • @John-tn5ho
    @John-tn5ho 3 года назад +18

    This is such a sleeper pod surprised more people don't listen

    • @WildTimesPod
      @WildTimesPod  3 года назад +4

      Tell your friends! (But only the cool ones 😎)

  • @anthovidal
    @anthovidal 2 года назад +4

    Pats Math is just like what that one Extreme Animal show on Animal Planet did when they showed what humans would look like with the features.

  • @mobyhunr
    @mobyhunr Год назад +1

    Tiger sharks are very deadly and persistent once it decides to attack. But young Bull sharks are bite happy and quick. While in Florida fly fishing for Bonita we saw 4 foot bulls chasing down Bonita and catching them. Bonita can swim 40-45 mph. When the Bulls fly under the boat they look like a car on the freeway, fast. Scary!

  • @luke15olsen
    @luke15olsen 3 года назад +5

    Forrest edges out Pat because of the main course, an Eland steak sounds way better than a squid risotto. I got the best one yet tho
    Appetizer: giant squid calamari w/ deep sea vr
    Main: Wild boar roasted luau style w/ vr hunt and luau
    Dessert: honeycomb cheesecake w/ honey badger led vr hunt for honey

  • @samseeger2251
    @samseeger2251 3 года назад +11

    I wish the premieres weren’t at 2 am my time. Especially when I have to wake up at 6

    • @ashleyrobinson4575
      @ashleyrobinson4575 3 года назад +1

      3 hours sleep is light work my man ;) quick coffee you'll be goood

  • @AngusMurray
    @AngusMurray 3 года назад +36

    I'm happy this podcast is surviving, many don't including mine

    • @FreeDom-jk9on
      @FreeDom-jk9on 2 года назад +2

      Doesnt mean much but here are my condolences for the past experience but here a random persons thoughts, don't give up mate if you are really passionate about it I'm sure you'll make it somehow. Broaden your spectrum and look for any possibility to gain more experience in the field or just see what your deeper interests are etc. possible look into short radio stunts, short interview/media or such internships you can just to get more of an idea (if you havent already). Whatever might get you further or show and give you an actual idea what you are after. When you have a strong idea about it and can form discipline when its needed, catch your dreams dude. Laters

    • @ticket2space621
      @ticket2space621 Год назад +3

      @@FreeDom-jk9on eh... Guys more interested in making crazy clickbaity fake stuff with no real substance. Let it die we need more actual education and awareness and what not. Not another tiktok guy claiming he found a shark in his backyard pool

    • @kickinwinghotboi883
      @kickinwinghotboi883 Год назад

      That probably means you didn't put out interesting content or you guys just plain sucked and just bullshit around too much. Here in my town, a group of my childhood skateboarding friends decided to try and start a podcast. I actually followed but they were shit and didn't keep the listener engaged and they couldn't get the growth they were longing for

    • @robertdale8758
      @robertdale8758 Год назад

      Cool dudet

  • @braidenmortland3127
    @braidenmortland3127 Год назад +1

    You guys are my new favorite podcast I'm just going back through the list of the last past 2 years

  • @gv2817
    @gv2817 3 года назад +6

    Did you know that Pygmy shrews also have a heartbeat of 1,200 beats per minute, only rivalled by some of the humming birds.

  • @T0myTune
    @T0myTune Год назад +1

    OMG this was so much fun! i LOVE this. Please do one of these once in a while.

  • @FreshKozy
    @FreshKozy 2 года назад +1

    You did not need to hit Retep with that two paintings roast c'mon 😂💀 love you guys

  • @durtyweeman1
    @durtyweeman1 3 года назад +4

    Pats math was hilarious 👍🏻🤌🏻

  • @stephenfisher7868
    @stephenfisher7868 3 года назад +1

    In reference to the Bighorn sheep football helmet comment, Liberty University recently placed second in an NFL contest where they engineered a helmet based on the skull of a bighorn sheep and a mask based on the woodpecker.
    Also. Best drink is Kentucky Colada. Basically a pina colda with bourbon as the alcohol. Mellows out the sweetness intensity and provides more balance.

  • @quinnswildlife8229
    @quinnswildlife8229 3 года назад +3

    Can we just never stop calling pat pats

  • @she_love_oso2180
    @she_love_oso2180 2 года назад +2

    Short faced bear is my favorite extinct creature ever

  • @blueeyedemon8
    @blueeyedemon8 Год назад

    Appetizer: Buffalo Flamingo Wings.
    Main Dish: Krabby Patty's
    Dessert: Moose Mousse
    VR: You're Eliza Thornberry on safari with her family. So the animals around you are able to communicate with you. And the experience starts with Donny going wild and making a flock of Flamingo fly around your family while picnicking.

  • @arjitjere1559
    @arjitjere1559 3 года назад

    As a fellow wildlife biologist this is just perfect! Didnt know of the coprolite dna thats stunning

  • @cadence4527
    @cadence4527 Год назад

    2 years later, it looks like a Secretary Bird running or a big Roadrunner. So very dinosauresk.

  • @burkhardiagaming5675
    @burkhardiagaming5675 2 года назад +2

    This is by far my favorite podcast

  • @homer3716
    @homer3716 Год назад

    "It's a favorite past time of me" Reteps AI side is bleeding thru...

  • @robertroberts4764
    @robertroberts4764 3 года назад +5

    Pat was tailor made for this fancy fantasy restaurant game, he blew everyone out of the water. But thank god for Retep otherwise the pod would just be Forrest and Pat drinking wine 🍷 in Adirondack chairs talking about food items no one can pronounce #teamwhiterussian
    No one picked my favorite booze of all time, the drink of the Viking gods, Mead! If you get a good carbonated one it’s pretty much just alcoholic honey soda that makes you feel invincible 💪
    Looking forward to being able to support the pod through the new Patreon. The Wild Times is solid entertainment. I laugh, I learn, but why am I always hungover on Tuesdays 🤔 that would be a good Battle Royale, your top 3 hangover meals and then the one that would absolutely make you even more sick 🤢

    • @WildTimesPod
      @WildTimesPod  3 года назад +4

      Hahaha damn right. Pat and Forrest are the only 2 I know who probably watched all 3 grueling hours of the Oscars while sipping chilled cabernet. Appalling! Love that battle royale idea!
      ~Retep

    • @robertroberts4764
      @robertroberts4764 3 года назад +2

      @@WildTimesPod It’s all in jest. You guys give each other so much crap and I love it haha. In all honesty you each bring something unique to the table which keeps the pod super interesting and fun 🤙

  • @AreUmygrandson
    @AreUmygrandson Год назад

    This is the funniest of all the videos I’ve watched

  • @paulgraber9222
    @paulgraber9222 3 года назад +3

    In my opinion the mysterious animal in the security camera footage is a fox. The dark on the back of the back legs disguises the front legs making it look like it’s walking on two legs. The way it holds its tail and runs to me appears to be a fox

  • @GabrielAlvarez-pz7nn
    @GabrielAlvarez-pz7nn Год назад

    I saw a “pack” of wild turkeys run past me in the woods of okeechobee Florida and they looked exactly like a pack of raptors. Same movement you’d expect out of a movie. Pretty sure that was an osceola turkey

  • @thomastravis7106
    @thomastravis7106 2 года назад

    One of the best podcasts out there 👍👍👍

  • @Redtooth__
    @Redtooth__ 3 года назад +6

    Keep the game around. Its pretty sweet!

  • @mmwilliams79
    @mmwilliams79 10 месяцев назад

    Fav Pod just for the 1 fk is not given during the panda video😂😂

  • @reklezzz9038
    @reklezzz9038 Год назад

    If a human could jump like a flea, we could jump a football field, oh shit y’all confirmed that as I was typing 😂😂😂

  • @brodycoleman1882
    @brodycoleman1882 3 года назад +1

    give me some of that lemon ant jelly. sounds delicious

  • @jocelynnv.6421
    @jocelynnv.6421 3 года назад +2

    While I would love to know what human and AIDS taste like, I will have to pick Pat's restaurant on this one. Close call for sure.
    Keep 'Pat's math!' I loved it. Can't wait for the patreon!

  • @RedNeck_Zeus
    @RedNeck_Zeus 3 года назад +1

    Im pretty sure even if you could bring back an extinct species whether that be through selective breeding or DNA resequencing it will never be the same animal. It will either be an entirely new animal or a currently extant animal with a few different traits.

  • @pigmilkmusicfarm
    @pigmilkmusicfarm Год назад

    Love these guys yo

  • @TheGayling2
    @TheGayling2 Год назад

    For anyone wondering. If you take Will’s actual height of 6’6 it would only take 22.3 jumps to reach the top of Mt Everest.

  • @travelreview5962
    @travelreview5962 Год назад

    Pat won the appetizers, main course, dessert with absolutely no contest.

  • @bioemiliano
    @bioemiliano Год назад

    >says vodka is disgusting
    >likes gin

  • @MsAllstar909
    @MsAllstar909 3 года назад +1

    15:35 you tell em sir retep 💪😤

  • @reklezzz9038
    @reklezzz9038 Год назад

    When I think how weak humans are, I just say
    We wear shoes… and socks to protect us from the shoes…🤣🤣

  • @rileybooth1272
    @rileybooth1272 Год назад

    Pats math got the instant like lmfao

  • @dr.edracing771
    @dr.edracing771 3 года назад +4

    So pumped for the Patreon

  • @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926
    @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926 3 года назад

    Did anyone else get the thing that Forrest said “bear beats battle ship galatica” ITS FROM THE OFFICE

  • @travelreview5962
    @travelreview5962 Год назад

    Forrest :"That's not bad math"
    Patrick: "That's great math"
    Me :...That math is fuckin horrible...6ft times 10 is 6000???? Lol... WHAT?

  • @jaredweinberger2305
    @jaredweinberger2305 Год назад

    Yeah this segment was great 👍

  • @MattFromHawaii
    @MattFromHawaii Год назад

    I really liked red cab wine too! It's so good and smoky

  • @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926
    @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926 3 года назад +3

    When you can’t watch because you have school in the morning😢😢😢

    • @jacobmeier19
      @jacobmeier19 3 года назад +2

      Maybe this summer students like us will actually be able to watch premieres 🤞🤞🤞

    • @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926
      @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926 3 года назад +1

      @@jacobmeier19 YES BRO HOPEFULLY and I still don’t understand why they do this at 3-6 my time and ik that’s not exactly the time frame

  • @RS-vg5nz
    @RS-vg5nz Год назад

    “Sliced Forrest Galante rump”

  • @DarthSpider2099
    @DarthSpider2099 3 года назад

    I got a taco bell add before this video... there is a god.

  • @36-aniruddhmanagoli63
    @36-aniruddhmanagoli63 2 года назад +1

    21:24 Could it be a Tegu??? Are they found in Florida I Don't know???

  • @andrewsirois8156
    @andrewsirois8156 3 года назад +7

    55 weeks, and retep still looks like a potato

    • @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926
      @reasreptilereacueandrehabi926 3 года назад +1

      Stop lying
      He looks like 2 hahah

    • @jacobmeier19
      @jacobmeier19 3 года назад +7

      Honestly at this point do we change his official title from Brofessor to Brotato?

    • @WildTimesPod
      @WildTimesPod  3 года назад +4

      @@jacobmeier19 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

    • @WildTimesPod
      @WildTimesPod  3 года назад +5

      @@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926 🥔🥔

    • @the_gaming_hyena
      @the_gaming_hyena 3 года назад

      🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 BROTATO

  • @GregoryMcBride-qf7hx
    @GregoryMcBride-qf7hx Год назад

    It’s a large iguana running on 2 feet I’ve seen them do it before

  • @lusantiago5833
    @lusantiago5833 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get him his coffee at once

  • @_mattmercy_
    @_mattmercy_ Год назад

    It's a dog with a leash running through the yard.

  • @rocketpwr4ev
    @rocketpwr4ev Год назад

    I love animals, but if a monkey comes at me like that. It's gonna catch these hands. Although he may literally eat them

  • @danile948
    @danile948 3 года назад +2

    Year two already starting off strong

  • @harrygreb3457
    @harrygreb3457 3 года назад

    Scotch on the rocks, Tom Collins and boilermaker

  • @justinzavaglia6119
    @justinzavaglia6119 Год назад

    The Florida video is just a ginormous lizard

  • @TheKAWYG
    @TheKAWYG 8 месяцев назад

    Minus 10 friend points for dressing your dog up forest . Yik

  • @jakeparker3052
    @jakeparker3052 11 месяцев назад

    Whiskey soda water
    Scotch neat
    Tequila soda water lime (ranch water)

  • @soozdundee
    @soozdundee 8 месяцев назад

    That video of the " Dinosaur" is just a red fox .

  • @diggindoug94
    @diggindoug94 Год назад

    Yo I thought the cicada was louder than that cricket thingy

  • @FranciscoCastelluccio
    @FranciscoCastelluccio Год назад

    Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

  • @HaldirKiler
    @HaldirKiler 3 года назад

    No margarita?? No mythai? No mojito? No beer?? I'm glad pat at least picked wine but cmon guys 😁

  • @benstreadwick994
    @benstreadwick994 3 года назад +1

    Patrick wins no competition

  • @AngusMurray
    @AngusMurray 3 года назад +2

    Poor retep

  • @chuckyoung4706
    @chuckyoung4706 3 года назад

    The African helmeted turtle when in groups will attack large birds.

  • @thomastravis7106
    @thomastravis7106 2 года назад

    It’s a quarter mile bro 😎

  • @mmatthews61687
    @mmatthews61687 Год назад

    19:00 I think it's a Tegu

  • @elj1678
    @elj1678 Год назад

    Guy in the blue shirt don’t need to be there 😂 is a kid FR..

  • @GREYFLWRMUSIC
    @GREYFLWRMUSIC 2 года назад +2

    Please don't stop when the pandemic is over :(

  • @bnastybear8772
    @bnastybear8772 2 года назад

    Should be more subscribers

  • @RideSlide13
    @RideSlide13 Год назад

    27:15 the answer is "chicken"🤣

  • @tejutejtj2575
    @tejutejtj2575 3 года назад

    Tasmanians are the Alabamians of Australia. They into family

    • @sendit1924
      @sendit1924 2 года назад

      Dude most of Australia is into family fondling, Tasmanians were just the first to get the ball rolling

  • @fgialcgorge7392
    @fgialcgorge7392 2 года назад

    I accidentally ate some sugar ants and they tasted like Fruity Pebbles brought up to 12.

  • @Dan-wo4bx
    @Dan-wo4bx Год назад

    No one put beer on their lists !

  • @ashleyrobinson4575
    @ashleyrobinson4575 3 года назад +1

    Pat you clicked the pen enough yet mate? 55 mins in atleast 10,000 clicks so far😂🤣🤣

    • @ashleyrobinson4575
      @ashleyrobinson4575 3 года назад +1

      🤣 Just got to 1:01:32 "fuuuuuuck ive probably been clicking it" 😂😂😂😂

    • @WildTimesPod
      @WildTimesPod  3 года назад +1

      How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a mother clicking clickening?

  • @Dwendele
    @Dwendele 2 года назад

    Mmmm... Gonaherpesyphilaids cake!

  • @sendit1924
    @sendit1924 2 года назад

    Could that dinosaur have been an armordillo?

  • @FreshKozy
    @FreshKozy Год назад

    Iguana running on two legs?

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 2 года назад +1

    I believe "penis colossus" is the correct pronunciation

  • @erikrodriguez1609
    @erikrodriguez1609 Год назад

    T rex's we're hunters they have found injuries to triceratops from t Rex teeth and havefound t Rex skeletons with damage from herbivores , also the way the t Rex brain, sense of smell their vision and jaw strwntgh were they were built for hunting not simply scavenging

  • @xfodude8511
    @xfodude8511 3 года назад +1

    i’m a little late to this one but th please continue Pat’s Maths. Easily in my top segments so far (aside from the Animal Group Names one and BATTLE ROYALE ofc)

  • @jjsands9906
    @jjsands9906 Год назад

    The dinosaur is a Tegu

  • @danielkuhl3066
    @danielkuhl3066 3 года назад

    Getting to this late, however for the drinks I'm surprised no one suggested Smirnoff Ice... gotta think of everything chief

  • @tristanburke456
    @tristanburke456 Год назад

    Forrest rump sounds decent tbh

  • @faampie
    @faampie Год назад

    53:00 Incredible Hulk

  • @Clive-lv5hf
    @Clive-lv5hf Месяц назад

    How many people does it take to beat a sloth to death from people who I would expect more of biologists who bow hunt and spearfish I don't trust looking after wildlife if you choose to kill them in cruel ways

  • @stevecreighton5809
    @stevecreighton5809 2 года назад

    Hey Forest I don't know if you're going to see this or not I just saw that big Bear I guess it's in the museum and it's standing up like that give me a thought that maybe Sasquatch could evolve from that kind of stats maybe their ex-bears it makes you wonder cuz some of them look like Bears they can make themselves identical they can go down on all fours there was one clip I saw that look like just like a bear and he stood up yeah it could be some kind of related who knows right but they're not related to us that would be a stupid thing to do we never jumped out of trees Jesus wasn't hey monkey but I'm wondering if these bears and Sasquatch are kind of in one of the same

  • @curtyct5389
    @curtyct5389 2 года назад

    You know what... would I eat it absolutely f****** not would I get anywhere near it without full surgical gear? maybe but probably not, that all said I would definitely have to take Peter's experience if for no other reason than the gruesome and horrific story that would never be eclipsed by any other human being to walk the face of the Earth and I mean f*** the story alone makes ig wort it and theres probablly evan a book deal in it for me

  • @charlesjennings93
    @charlesjennings93 Год назад

    I'd eat at pat's vr restaurant and Forrest restaurant
    Retep's restaurant sounds like a weird zombie/ post apocalyptic theme and I think I'll pass

  • @h.r.hufnstuf4171
    @h.r.hufnstuf4171 2 года назад

    wedges are not fries, and they are amazing

  • @zeeshanpervaz7357
    @zeeshanpervaz7357 2 года назад

    The blonde guy is looking like forest clone.

  • @austinbaccus
    @austinbaccus 3 года назад +2

    Pat's Math was amazing. More please

  • @Gloria-ro4vn
    @Gloria-ro4vn 2 года назад

    Not a dinosaur, fox in a dinosaur suite.

  • @RedNeck_Zeus
    @RedNeck_Zeus 3 года назад

    Peacock?

  • @RedNeck_Zeus
    @RedNeck_Zeus 3 года назад

    It sucks that I refuse to use patreon.

  • @fgialcgorge7392
    @fgialcgorge7392 2 года назад

    I'm actually with Retep. One or two Russians to sip on keeps you right in the sweet spot.

  • @highboijt
    @highboijt Год назад

    is it just me or do you hear someone slamming their fingers on the keyboard?

  • @mytzyxptlyx
    @mytzyxptlyx Год назад

    Which ants taste like lemon?