Philip Hinchcliffe is 79 years old. I would bet everything I own that he could scribble random ideas on a pub napkin after 14 pints of the black stuff and come up with better ideas, characters and dialog than anything you've seen on NuWho in God knows how many years. Thank God we'll always have Tom Baker to watch anyway.
Finally a comment that is valid. People going on like this is the first time writing is a mess 😂 I personally have fun with all of who but Bakers story's are a league of their own!!!
@@stonecoldprose I'm so happy to read your comments - Tom was my FIRST Doctor when I was a kid in the 70's and re-watching them now CONFIRMS what you all are saying here, the writing WAS superior, and wasn't based on sexual identification political nonsense!
@@Tenshihan-QuinnAs someone that did not grew up watching the Tom Baker Years and I am begin watching it recently, it is such an improvement over the crap now. Who knew a low budget tv show from the 70s would have better writting and likeable characters than a show made now...
I don't know why it bothers me so much that he never buttons up his shirt or wears tank tops,but it does. You would think they'd give him a few mannerisms of a previous Doctor to show it's the same person. The Doctor can be stern,even cruel. I think this guy will only seem bitchy when it his time to be tough.
@@alphatester5283I see it but he's sort of too different imo, maybe there was a transitional period I missed but compared to 14 he seems kind of not right, but it's only been one episode. Idk if I fuck with him being so sexual tho, 10-12 were romantic but I didn't think they wanted to bone anyone
@@jacobmatthews7524 If only. The Valeyard had a back bone and didn't tear up at stuff. Even this explanation ruins something despite the fact it's the most logical one.
So Ruby leaving Ruby at the church is basically the storyline for the Red Dwarf episode Ouroboros S7E3. Granted, it would have been done before but I don't know where.
My husband checked out of Dr Who when Matt Smith left. I showed him the new screwdriver without context. His reaction "I looks like a butt plug' I couldn't help but laugh. How right he is.
I continued watching 12, but not his last special. I didn't want to see him becoming (to quote Nerdrotic) "The first female Doctor played by Jodie Whittacker whom we will lovingly call Doctor Karen." After that, tbh, I followed several channels who told me about what was happening
At least the doctor can save himself since he's no more longer a straight man (I purposely said straight man because they won't even care if he was a straight black man, look at nick fury)...
@@bjornskivids I'm more interested in finding out who Mrs. Flood is because Doctor Who hasn't broke the 4th wall since William Hartnell did in the Classic Who era and I wouldn't dare call that era woke like the modern NuWho is, we'll have to wait in May 2024 if RTD 2.0 is a success like Death In Paradise is with it's spinoff Beyond Paradise and new Australian spinoff Return to Paradise sometime in 2024. When it comes to Death in Paradise, the main theme tropical music is quite catchy and the characters including the Caribbean Island of Guadeloupe are amazing and the breathtaking views from the Detective Inspector's tropical island bungalow 😍...
I'm getting so sick how the only acceptable gay male character to appear in these modern day entertainment media is to be very flamboyant and a "hookup-culture" aficionado. Or being the opposite of all that is considered "toxic masculinity" to everyone these days?
There is only one type of Gay character - the Raging Queen. Usually because thats as far as the characterisation goes in the check box Olympics. It is disrespectful and utterly lazy writing.
Gay myself and totally agree with you.. i was hoping myself we might get a kind of homophobic doctor character which would be interesting, perhaps I'm in a gay minority of one (I tend to get some kicks out of the low gear homophobia myself - sad but true)... and the stereotyping of gay people as dancing idiots was unintentionally laughable.
@@dookdomini6535 When your chief characterisation is "Is Gay" I guess its the only way you can go. By defining the character by their race,sexuality etc you are just producing a stereotype. There is no depth to the character if thats all you base it around. He's an alien from an advanced race who has seen every shape and colour there is. He shouldn't be an ist or phobe.
Good observation. I'm sure most gay people just want to be regarded as normal people, and not have any crazy characterisation in media. Tolerance doesn't mean making a spectacle of people.
@@jamesgatz4490both the short story and movie are amazing in my opinion. The film makers also did a movie about he Winchester House which is equally as good.
@@RetroPrognot me I had a great time on a first watch for once most doctors bugged me in their first standalone and some I had to rewatch a whole season to warm to them.
@@alphatester5283 I have higher standards it seems. I don't fall into the "Consume Product and then get excited for next product" mentality. The standard of genre TV and movies is at an all time low. Look at the absolute dross we've been served up in the last 5+ years, mostly from the House of Mouse Droppings.
RTD said he'd always wanted to do a musical episode, like the one they did in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" but I just looked it up and the characters singing in that show was integral to the plot, it wasn't just stuck on for a laugh.
I generally cant stand musicals but Buffy was the only TV show where not only was the premise believable - caused by a demon - but also they pulled it off perfectly. No other show that has had musical episodes has ever replicated it. Case in point, the recent Star Trek Strange New Worlds musical episode was an hour of ear bleeding cringe; horrible, horrible stuff.
@@dtz1000 Ruby not acting like a human is spot on, Rose had the same problem in the previous specials. Now rewind time when RTD first introduced a companion the original rose who burst into tears when she walked into the tardis
I was starting to think I was the only one who did this. I was super embarrassed cos I was playing it thru the soundsystem. WTF was with a musical no in Doctor Who, huh?
For me, the final nail in the coffin of the new companion was when she was watching her baby being kidnapped, and instead of stopping it, she stands there and gets offended that a tiny alien KIDNAPPING HER BABY hissed at her.
The writers wanted to portray her as a spunky type who isn't intimidated. But there should have been 3 seconds of her thinking "WHAT AM I SEEING?" Skipping that was just bad direction.
I praise your restraint with this. I stopped watching doctor who after capaldi left. I will always love the old stuff and try to remember the good old days before the show butchered my childhood.
Unfortunately you aren’t a fan of the show and it’s clear as day that you aren’t, “the first time he watched over ruby was in the nightclub” which is incorrect actually as he had seen her ay the place where she was on the piano
There's too many people here trusting biased RUclipsrs. It was actually a lot better than this RUclipsr is telling you. I would go see it for yourself before forming an opinion. You might be surprised at how fun it was to watch. Definitely much better than the unwatchable Jodie Whittaker.
I just don’t understand why they are deliberately ruining shows just to copy and paste gay/trans/black on anything and call it a great show. Then the non stop talk of diversity but then they only usually talk about blacks people like there is no one else.
It's a truly cathartic thing to find out that you are no longer angry or upset about the destruction of something you once loved. It's even better when you realise that that is because it just simply ISN'T what you once loved any more. The parasite has devoured the host which is now just a skin suit that's being worn so badly it is actually comical.
I have not watched since early Matt Smith but get lots of laughs from your honest reviews. Sounds like calling this excrement a flaming dumpster fire is too kind!
Yeah I gave up about 3 episodes into the Matt Smith run. He was blah, his companions were irritating and the whole River Song thing annoyed the ever loving crap out of me. *edit* In my opinion, Christopher Eccelston's run was by far the best one.
This RUclipsr is very biased, so I wouldn't take his word for it. Go see it yourself. You might be surprised because it actually wasn't that bad and was a fun watch. Definitely a lot better than Jodie Whittaker who was unwatchable.
It wasn't that bad. Did you actually see it? Too many people here form opinions by listening to biased RUclipsrs like this guy and without even seeing it for themselves. That included me before today. But I was wrong as it was actually a fun watch.
@@dtz1000exactly! And a lot of ppl are going on about wokeness which I really don't get in this episode. Like sure the plot was a bit meh but it was still well acted with fun moments I think people have kinda learned to hate anyrhing new after 5 years of chibnall destroying the show with his changes
@@dustin360 you’re just an NPC bro. People can disagree with you. He’s never changed his position on any of the woke retarded shows that keep coming out.
I have Asperger’s syndrome but yet still act like a normal human being unlike the characters of this ‘Doctor Who’ episode. Every franchise has to be Batman & Robin cringe now! 😑
The rest of this run will be this fake doctor making references to all of the historical SWM he's ramrodded over the centuries. I guarantee this doesn't stop at Houdini.
I’m so glad someone else pointed out that the famously pacifist Doctor straight out murdered the goblin king without a second thought. Also, why are all the goblins celebrating that they’re going to eat a single baby when it’s heading along a conveyor directly to the mouth of the goblin king? The baby will disappear straight into that gaping maw, he’ll barely notice he’s eaten anything and there’d be nothing left for all the others. The entire ‘story’ (not that there’s much of one) makes no sense.
Yeah, because The Doctor has never killed before, definitely. Also, he wasn't worried about the Goblin King. He was worried about Ruby. We don't even know what happened to the Goblin King and the rest of the Goblins, but that's not extremely important. We don't know how the whole process works about eating the baby, for all wr know the Goblin King secreets something for all the Goblins. And if you're going to bring up how The Doctor perfectly caught Ruby, remember what the whole episode is about. Coincidence, chance. Y'all forgot how to have fun watching Doctor Who anyway, turn your brains off for a Christmas Special.
@@thelazygamer1639 You do know that there is many types of pacifism right? he maybe not a Absolute pacifism who will never hurt a fly but he a Conditional pacifism who try to avoid needless violence if he can and only resort to killing only if his enemy can't be reason with or when he got consumed by anger and even that he will many time give them a chance to run away.
9 tormented a Dalek while it was restrained. Also the War Doctor pretty much proves the doctor CHOOSES pacifism but can do some awful things when provoked
@@piegineer9130 did they ever deny that he was a pacifist??? No just that he has killed this reply seems pointless same as the OP yess the king died woopdy doo shit happens in who
Well deserved if your not expecting this grand work of story telling but a wibbly wobbly timey wimey mess which is what who has allways been the audience score on RT is likely just bandwagoners eating this Who is WOKE now bull when Jack puts guns up his bum in the first season and is openly into anything. Maybe some are genuine and just dont like the show anymore but I'm seeing a lot of people who didn't even bother making out they know best in comment sections so I don't doubt that they'd go to RT and give bad rating after mot actually seeing it lol😂
@@alphatester5283 the difference was Jack was masculine and funny. whereas this is just "everyone is a BIPOC LGBTQIA++ now, men bad women good" and absolutely terrible writing and ideas like the davros disability retcon, the sonic screwdriver becoming a force field and hologram projector shaped not even vaguely like a screwdriver, and "bigeneration" ugh
I'm guessing, but I suspect RTD knows this will not last. Since the Whitaker run destroyed the Doctor, he's got no reason to try and fix it. He may just be saying to himself, "Bugger all. I'm going to push my message as hard, fast, and long as I can and hope--"...uh...that came out all wrong...
That may not be certain, (although according to quantum mechanics just about anything is possible.) It was canceled in 1989. It wasn't formally revived until 2005. This time, Doctor Who was cancelled by the BBC until Disney was able to finance further episodes. If the viewing numbers are not significant, Disney continues to suffer losses, and the BBC cannot be guaranteed tax dollars to generate what they want in defiance of public viewing interests, it will be very hard to justify continuing. I'm not saying it is impossible, but a clear stopping point has to be considered by the studio, the show runners, and the remaining viewers.@@sharktenko267
So the goblins went back in time because Ruby stopped then eating a baby. Wouldn't that make a time paradox? Also wouldn't the Dr going back in time to stop the goblins and also make another time paradox? Wants this already elaborated that in the episode there rose tried to save her dad. And another episode with Danny Pink!
Also why don't these goblins just go to detroit or Africa or may e start a business ad porting female babies in China they could have solved their problem so much easier cuz there are plenty of people out there that don't care at all about their children
I can't remember what episode it was but there was an episode that covered this where a paradox is made and another paradox is made to undo the first one it just poofs both of them out of existence Like a counter-paradox kinda thing
@@slutty_raccoon69 it's explained in the last episode with amy and rory to break a paradox you need a bigger paradox but in making a paradox you can "tear new york apart" and that he can't go back there to save rory cuz there is to much paradoxal energy
As a straight guy, I'm not seeing any more gay than was there before Ncuti dances like my friends do in a club who are all straight just not in a vest and kilt but honestly Ncuti was killing it, the club atmosphere itself is like the clubs i frequent and was very mixed so outside of that's there's a Houdini joke which plays off of a previously established meeting which I found funny. The teaser has me hype for more
If you compare this to the way Rose reacted to meeting the doctor, it just feels so much more believable and human - she first dismisses the Autons as kids dressed up, and then is completely terrified when she first reacts to seeing the Tardis - she immediately runs out and tries to escape. Ruby just reacts as if everything she's seeing is completely normal.
In that sittuation, a person's reaction would be different. Ruby did go into the Tardis and then come out and walk around it - the usual thing about how can it be that big on the inside, but small on the outside.
Of course not as far back as Bill Potts women can never have anything explained to them by a man, black, white what have you. Bill was always able to just figure everything out on her own. Sees the reTARDIS for the first time. "oh it's bigger on the inside, he is an alien so makes sense to me" but the absolute worst for me was with the lost Roman legion, when she just figured out that the reTARDIS must have a low level telepathic field getting inside their heads and translating everything for them.
Can’t get over why Ruby is besotted by the Dr from the very start, she doesn’t know him. And other companions didn’t act this way in the beginning. Also how did a wooden ship time travel? Not shown, wonder why.
I don't think so. He is very biased. Has to find fault in everything to satisfy his subscribers. Yes, there were things I didn't like, but overall It was a fun watch. This new doctor is a lot better than the unwatchable Jodie Whittaker.
yea i guess, however, i didnt like ruby. she seems very bland and acts .. like, i cant describe it? robotic? like the way she reacted was very odd. but i do like the new doctor, he is very fun.@@dtz1000
6:50 Jesus fucking Christ. This physically hurts me. This show used to be my very favorite, biggest of all time. They utterly, completely, thoroughly destroyed it along with every aspect that once made it good. They feel nothing but spite and likewise, I can muster up no different emotion for them.
About once a year I check out what used to be one of the highlights of entertainment. Thanks for the heads up to keep my own head buried in old Doctor Who Classic dvds.
Not really. It wasn't as bad as some of these biased RUclipsrs are leading us to believe. Go see it for yourself and then form an opinion. He's a lot better than Jodie Whittaker.
@@ariescustom He has to be a certain way and hold certain opinions if he wants his channel to grow. And almost none of his audience is going to call him out on it, certainly not you.
@@ariescustombiased in the sense that if you only ever are exposed to one negative opinion, to you it's 100% negative but then if you go on to see a positive opinion its 50/50 and so forth Like a lot of people won't watch the episode for themselves and will watch this and decide they also hate it and leave it at that
@@slutty_raccoon69 If people are so easily put off something by one negative opinion then they clearly have trouble thinking for themselves, which is sad.
@@RetroProg The old sonic screwdrivers were already prone to getting jokes about that kind of stuff... the new one is just... on a whole other level lmao. I don't even know what to say at this point lmao, but it feels like all of this is completely intentional, and I can't help but ask... why??? like, was there really a need to do the things that they did with this special? what did they achieve with any of this? All we've got is a fruity Ali G wannabe with a space vibrating toy running around in a skirt. Like... need I say more??
@@tiranito2834 I gave it a chance, I watched all four and quite enjoyed the second one. But, as I've said, this is a hard Pivot into Harry Potter Land. Science replaced by magic. RTD is looking for that HP crowd, younger, with a higher percentage of women and girls. He is abandoning the current fans and has not made a secret of the fact that this show will not be for OG fans. I think for the rest of us, we just have to take Capaldi's last series as where the Doctor refused to Regenerate and ended his journey through time and space. Not sure where this goes if the two stars want out as has been reported. They certainly need that 'Modern Audience' sooner rather than later thats for sure.
@@RetroProg Completely agreed with everything that you said tbh. Couldn't have put it any better. This show is simply not for the people who enjoyed the way Doctor Who used to be. They are going for a new target audience, and I guess it makes sense to go for what's going to sell, but this is a big spit in the face to the old target audience this show used to have. It's like they are trying to cater to people who simply have had nothing to do with Doctor Who in their entire lives for some reason. As for the shift from scifi to magic... DW was already pretty absurd in many aspects, and lots of things were already magical in a sense, but they still had an in universe explanation that made it clear that the universe was still following a set of rules, even if they were made up pseudoscience bs, it at least tried to have some kind of logical explanation that made sense within the context of the show's plot. Seeing all of that legacy being thrown out and entering full on magic land is just plain wrong imo tbh. If they really wanted a show about a magic man who travels through time and interacts with mystical creatures, they should have simply made a new show that targets the HP-type audience. But they knew it wouldn't perform well, so they simply went for Doctor Who and used it as some kind of skin or hood to cover their weird mess of a show in an attempt to make it more appealing to people who already knew what they were in for from prior experiences with DW. It simply leads to such a bizarre end product that I can't even take it seriously anymore.
This character isn't The Doctor and RTD's show isn't Doctor Who. Where is the mysterious man in a police box who had adventures across the universe, it seems that isn't allowed in 2023.
This comment is stupid and RTD wrote the first four seasons so they aren't doctor who? He was in the Christmas special you clearly didn't watch you can universe travel in 2023 its in the season teaser 🫡
The companion is supposed to be an audience surrogate, reacting with shock and wonder, like we would. But Ruby just accepts the wackiness way too quickly and isn’t remotely awestruck or horrified or confused. She’s just along for the ride with no personality beyond a vaguely Rey-esque “who are my parents?” storyline.
Jodie’s truncated final series finished airing on 5 December 2021. We won’t get N’cuti’s first full series airing until May 2024. All we’ve had in that time is ‘Specials’. To have all of 2022 and 2023 to plan a big relaunch with a new Doctor and more money and this is the best that they could come up with. It’s shocking really. And yet, just like in 2005, we have to listen to anyone connected with the production or who wants to keep working in the industry saying what a genius Russell is. There’s no real threat or logical plots in this Christmas special because ultimately it’s all played for laughs. No one making it really takes it seriously. So how can the audience be experienced to invest in it? The fact that some people genuinely still do, absolutely boggles my mind.
agreed, it ok when you have fun writing something, but you got to know the audience need to enjoy it, I gave doctor who my second chance during the specials but even that they fail, it clear they dont care anymore... so nether shall we
@@jonathanwatson4484 I think Russell is in an echo chamber of people telling him how brilliant he is. Being showrunner he has the final say on everything. He has godlike powers over the Who universe and can mess with canon, turn classic enemies into a comical joke and make any silly retcon he likes to the classic stories too. It’s a bit like an out of touch celebrity surrounded by paid flatterers. No one is going to tell Russell when his ideas aren’t up to scratch. It’s not worth risking your job by speaking up and questioning things.
Oh let's take a newborn from here mother to film this tv episode... Sometimes people do cast baby's that haven't been born yet to do that but sometimes you just gotta go with what you can get in the window you need it so in the episode it is a newborn
It's been bothering me for a bit now but... what did undoing the master knot actually do? You'd think it was holding the whole ship together the way it was played out but after the doctor and Ruby descend from the ship it apparently doesn't fall apart. The goblins are still fine and the next time we see the ship it's still intact. Unless the goblins are somehow travelling together back in time without taking their wrecked ship so they arrive on the previous intact one??? Also, after them ripping off so many things from much better shows and movies for this episode, I was disappointed when the Goblin King didn't turn out to be a David Bowie expy :P
"Just makes her come across like a narcissistic arsehole..." Well yeah. These writers are obsessed with self inserts and reflections of themselves in the characters....so...
Every TV and Movie franchise I loved as a child, has now been sickly perverted, corrupted, and destroyed. My ten years olds response to this 'Special' was "It's total and ridiculous guff".
Bro the teleportation thing makes sense. David’s Doctor intercepted the transport which he has been able to do in the past. Boom town S1 E11. So how can he intercept a teleport of the baby when the baby isn’t being teleported. Listen bro 👂
It is kind of wild that *this* is the ultimate, perfect formula for the BBC. They want this to be the future of all TV. And to fall so hard from prior Doctors...
The one thing I’m genuinely afraid of is that they’re going to make Rose Tyler Ruby’s mom. Because if Rose would’ve had a baby six months before she met the doctor, she would be Ruby‘s age. And because Rose ended up with a human version of the doctor, I’m afraid that it’s going to be that those two had a kid, and for some reason that kid… Ruby… because of some timeline or dimension bullshit…. Needed to be placed in Rose’s original world *before* Rose ever met the ninth doctor in the timeline. If this was true, the rose we saw running around with the Dr on the show wouldn’t yet know about it happening so it’s not like she would be just carrying on with her life while knowing her baby is living with a foster mom somewhere a few blocks away lol. The actress kind of even looks like she would be the child of Rose and David’s doctor. In the same vein, I’m worried that Mrs. flood is going to have something to do with the ponds or river. That would make me even more angry than Rose (which could be possible to make a cool story from- unlikely- but possible) because everything involving the Pond’s has been done and redone to death, imo. So hopefully, “Flood”, is a red herring, cause there’s no way they wouldn’t know we’d think of that if they came up with the name randomly. They know that because of the “Melody Pond is River Song” thing, we would notice that right away. Someone on twitter said, “Watch her name be Carol.” 😂 Anyway, as for the review… and episode… Idk if this is what you were going for but as a writer, I gotta say, how much you WANTED to dislike this was palpable from almost the first word of your script. Fair enough. I’ve been annoyed enough with shows/books/films I once loved to pick apart every aspect of it and be angry at it hahaha… HOWEVER, I gotta say, I think it’s a little bizarre to focus on the fact that he’s black. Even if you had focused on the fact that he was LGBT, and you got annoyed at that because historically the doctor was not overly sexual (until the later doctors) so to have him go from having his first, childlike, crushes a handful of seasons ago, to having sex with the Queen of England, others implied, and his wife, to now being totally gay and having love affairs with Harry Houdini seems a bit odd lol… him being a bit flamboyant would make sense since his last incarnation was a woman… I just found it out of character for him to be so flippant in talking about having a love affair with a man when a couple of seasons ago he was still at “giggling shyly if someone kissed him” level. But… What does him being black matter? Like, I’m not even trying to be woke or that kind of thing lol. I genuinely don’t get why you would care about that unless you legit hated black people because they’re black (aka racist). He’s honestly a fantastic actor. Now will he get fantastic scripts to work with? That’s to be seen lol. Whether or not you you think he’s right for Doctor Who is a different story, but to talk about him like he’s some talentless bum who got the part solely because he’s black is crazy. In fact, him being flamboyant and part of the LGBT community is what proves they hired him because he was the best. Now maybe they were specifically looking for a black actor… which obviously narrows the pool down… and wouldn’t surprise me… But they definitely weren’t *looking for* a both black and gay actor lol. The thing that annoys me most was that the villains were strictly fantasy based. They weren’t aliens. And that’s what I always loved about Doctor Who… That even vampires were aliens. It kind of made this weird “hey, you never know - it could be out there!” kind of whimsy factor to it, no matter how crazy the villain of the week was… Whereas I know that time traveling goblins who live between dimensions and thrive on luck and coincidence are never going to be real lol. That was one change I definitely don’t like. Usually with Doctor Who I can imagine a universe where most of it would be possible… If that makes sense. But that universe never included straight up magic until this episode lol. But as far as the silliness… I’ll have to see if that continues… Because right now you have to consider that this is meant to be “everybody sit around with with the whole family on Christmas” episode so it not only Hass to be beyond family friendly… But it also has to be without lore so that Great Aunt Jane, who’s never seen an episode, can still enjoy it. Obviously, this is up to taste, but I liked Ruby more than I expected to if I’m honest. I actually found her to seem pretty real compared to what I thought she was going to be when I saw the previews. And you have to remember we don’t know that she’s human. Lol. I’m just saying we don’t know that she’s not an alien or… apparently… magical. I liked her family… They seemed real to me. I liked the last 15 minutes… That kind of gave me hope because it seemed like Doctor Who and it was entertaining. I just don’t understand why they neither used aliens nor time travel (aside from the last ten mins) in ***Doctor Who***. So if the Christmas episode was more childish and fantasy based because it was the Christmas episode, and if they take the story of Ruby in a good direction while not bringing it up so much that she doesn’t seem like a person anymore… I think there’s a chance this season could be good. I still have hope. We shall see.
You are providing a rational and coherent point of view. I think it is wasted on channels like this that can’t handle the existence of black and gay people.
Ruby reminds me of Moffats Companions this whole episode has a flair of fairytale which I love, I don't understand this bloke's fixation on race so what if Ruby's foster mum is Black that happens in the real world. Also Rube reminds me more of Clara than she does Rose. Can see her & 15 bickering back & forth like Twelve & Clara did it's my favourite dynamic for the show. This whole channel just can't stand realism when it comes to diversity. A show about all of time & space won't be all white or straight XD Have you been to england I live here & it sure as fuck isn't as white as they guy makes it out to be.
@@anitasassassine you must’ve hated series 6 episode episode 8 when they put your Hero in a cupboard lol you have no genuine arguments y’all just hateful
Not one piece of Christmas music, no characters relevant to the holiday or even a merry Christmas or snow. But we did get to listen to the doctor tell us he bummed Houdini. Pure cringe.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr 7 of the 14 nuwho Xmas episodes are Xmas themed. This is the first Xmas episode in 6 years as all Dr Karens were on New Years Day.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr Well it is shorter than "talentless hack who did no research on the character and instead gave us a hyper autistic moron who is never the smartest person in the room and dishes out sermons at the end of episodes like some insane supply teacher". isn't it.
The goblins singing, and the Doctor and Ruby singing to distract them, was like the musical world in The Marvels, added to pad the runtime but not adding anything of substance and not being even mildly entertaining.
I am so utterly sick of the Sonic bloody Screwdriver - and now we've got gravity gloves as well? Why don't we just get rid of the Doctor completely and have a show revolving around all his gadgets saving the day?
Remember everyone Russell T Davis is moving away from science fiction to Fantasy so the doctor talking about rope has language and can act as Wi-Fi and wiring is dumb as heck not anyone in a fantasy setting would use rope as an idea
@@slutty_raccoon69 because rope is stupid and would was a good idea because it was made a good foil to the Sonic Screwdriver and Doctor Who actually had to use his brain to figure out a way out of the situation using his screwdriver. His wits and his Basic Talk No Jutsu trying to negotiate and slide his way out and manipulate people to doing what he wants. So they'll slip up and make a mistake I mean the Sonic screwdriver limitation is literally wood
@@wolfbane7497 I mean my literal flesh point still stands Zygons have organic mechanisms and there's no reason that limits the doctor in any way, so why you so upset about ropes when they fit the goblins just like the gorey flesh fits the zygons
@@slutty_raccoon69 because biotechnology was a fascinating subject within the science fiction Community I mean growing an entire ship. And usually this technology is sometimes explained on how. It's constructed and maintained biologically by itself. Since technically it is a living thing and can be genetically engineered and programmed to not really have a set expiration date is truly fascinating. And I can go on and on about the technical and biological aspects of it. But I digress what makes flesh best technology interesting is because in our bodies. We are a machine an organic one but still a machine. And that really connects with us and is truly fascinating that you can grow. A machine and not have to worry about assembling or putting it together. True you could cut it open and dissect it and rewire it by its nervous system or blood vessels which is incredible. That makes the technology interesting unique separate now after explaining that ropes are just stupid it is. It is lazy is no scientific jargon about it it's stupid it's lazy and it's just just just just boring it's really really boring. With biotechnology you can go throughout many many many many many routes with it. Ropes are just boring they're mundane they're dumb they're stupid it is just it's just mundane and boring there's no interest in it. Especially in a science fiction show but excuse, My language because Russell T Davis wants to do Fantasyland. For no reason when Doctor Who has always been a science fiction story.
The screwdriver was always screwdriver-shaped. And no, the Doctor has always had the same fundamental personality traits; I know this because the sixth Doctor literally spelled it out--regeneration just changes superficial elements and shakes him up, but he's still always himself.
How did Dr Who, which started off as a wise, old man who traversed the universe, solving puzzles, meeting strange life forms in a blue telephone box descend into a diversity, quota tocking tutu, tiara wearing Gaylord from Nigeria Well done BBC, you out done yourself.
I’m pretty sure the reason the old woman didn’t recognise the Tardis at the start will be explained as part of her mystery reveal. Other than that; I agree with you.
It’s the only reason I watch as well. They have ruined the show for me so I now get my doctor laughs from watching this, Azz, nerdrotic and some others, much more entertainment in those than actually watching the show.
Ncuti just plays himself, how marvelous and exciting. I am gay and Mexican and cannot stand actors like him just using sexuality and race as a constant victim card. No thanks! bye enough of the blackwashing and constant diversity pandering. No thanks K bye. Just gives us good shows! Stop focusing on pandering and tell us a good story please!
Fuck it, Doctor Who was never good. First RTD era was just Scooby Doo running through corridors screaming like idiots crap with an occassional Moffat episode that felt like the work of a genius after pushing through seasons worth crap about Rose. The Moffat era is just mystery box bullshit mixed with Doctor is the best meat-riding with bombastic music with an overly loud mix. Didn't even bother with Chimball or whatever he's called. For some reason we as a species kept pretending that this shit is up there with the best TV had to offer in the last 20 years. We lived through the age of Sopranos, Wire, Breaking Bad, Leftovers, Arrested Developpment, Archer, Sunny in Philadelphia and for some reason kept acting like this special needs nonsense about farting aliens and shrieking trash cans is somehow watchable or worthy of our time as anything but a relic of a bygone era . I'm tired of pretending this crap was ever good let alone great. Maybe in the 70s when they had like 3 TV shows.
"Does noone at the bbc double check their scripts anymore?"
Bold of you to assume anyone at the bbc can write a script to begin with or can even read.
that thought was in my head when seeing this
Too scared to criticise
I can hear them crickets singing ...
They're all diversity hires. I've seen them, and none looked to be over 25 or 30.
Boomer level of dialogue writing to subvert the viewer, 🥱, it's just too bad the doomers eat it up, no?
My favourite part was when the 'Doctor' rectally inserted the TARDIS, then looked directly at the audience, and said; 'It's bigger on the inside.' 🙃
It's in the name
Then he doctored all over the place?
@@jonbaxter2254The audience doctored all over the place
@@jonbaxter2254 Absolutely!
Bruh😂
Mans sonic screwdriver looks like a bastardised Remote from Adam Sandlers Click
More like a sky remote
Philip Hinchcliffe is 79 years old. I would bet everything I own that he could scribble random ideas on a pub napkin after 14 pints of the black stuff and come up with better ideas, characters and dialog than anything you've seen on NuWho in God knows how many years. Thank God we'll always have Tom Baker to watch anyway.
the only time doctor who had great writing
Finally a comment that is valid. People going on like this is the first time writing is a mess 😂 I personally have fun with all of who but Bakers story's are a league of their own!!!
@alphatester5283 agreed, it's no contest honestly
@@stonecoldprose I'm so happy to read your comments - Tom was my FIRST Doctor when I was a kid in the 70's and re-watching them now CONFIRMS what you all are saying here, the writing WAS superior, and wasn't based on sexual identification political nonsense!
@@Tenshihan-QuinnAs someone that did not grew up watching the Tom Baker Years and I am begin watching it recently, it is such an improvement over the crap now.
Who knew a low budget tv show from the 70s would have better writting and likeable characters than a show made now...
Reaper: Why is Dr Who dancing in a gay club?
Credits Roll: Russell T Davis.
Reaper: Oh
Assuming it's a gay club cause Ncuti and RTD like men is hilarious, I'm not saying it isn't or that it is just funny think to point out
He's not, it's a regular club. You know, like all kinds of people go to.
It's a gay club@@friendlyotaku9525
It's not even a gay club, there are just as many women surrounding the Doctor in that shot as there are men.
Love it tbh
I don't know why it bothers me so much that he never buttons up his shirt or wears tank tops,but it does. You would think they'd give him a few mannerisms of a previous Doctor to show it's the same person. The Doctor can be stern,even cruel. I think this guy will only seem bitchy when it his time to be tough.
I see a lot of Matt and bit off Tennant personally
@@alphatester5283I see it but he's sort of too different imo, maybe there was a transitional period I missed but compared to 14 he seems kind of not right, but it's only been one episode. Idk if I fuck with him being so sexual tho, 10-12 were romantic but I didn't think they wanted to bone anyone
@@Jiub_SN I've seen it a few more times and now see more Eccleston and Smith 😂 also love the username!
this is the valeyard, said to have split off (bigenerated) between the "12th and final incarnation".
@@jacobmatthews7524
If only. The Valeyard had a back bone and didn't tear up at stuff. Even this explanation ruins something despite the fact it's the most logical one.
So Ruby leaving Ruby at the church is basically the storyline for the Red Dwarf episode Ouroboros S7E3. Granted, it would have been done before but I don't know where.
RD is 1-6 lol
Smegging hell!? 😮
i was thinking that
RTD Plagiarising a FAR better show.
Isn't that just a fan theory and not actually Canon?
How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises emerge from the Ashes as an unspeakable horror from hell?
Feels great....
@@embargovenom9948 tahahaha
Pretty bad. But you either become zen and make your own fictional things to replace the wokeists or you become enraged and arm up for the revolution.
I think it's just one sign amongst many that we are done. i hope i am wrong.
@@mirceazaharia2094I'm an open Both
FOSTER MOTHER, not the same thing as adopting.
My husband checked out of Dr Who when Matt Smith left.
I showed him the new screwdriver without context. His reaction
"I looks like a butt plug'
I couldn't help but laugh. How right he is.
make him watch the capaldi era
I continued watching 12, but not his last special. I didn't want to see him becoming (to quote Nerdrotic) "The first female Doctor played by Jodie Whittacker whom we will lovingly call Doctor Karen." After that, tbh, I followed several channels who told me about what was happening
@@upschutt4842 fair enough
At least the doctor can save himself since he's no more longer a straight man (I purposely said straight man because they won't even care if he was a straight black man, look at nick fury)...
Her attitude@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr
They get tied up on a blimp, they escape being tied up, they take the baby and just leave.
How was that an adventure?
They had the cg done for another movie that never happened and just threw it in there.
Beyond the woke bs it was a very lame story.
Because one of the people involved was a gay minority!
That makes EVERYTHING interesting!
I'd believe that@@Raximus3000
@@bjornskivids I'm more interested in finding out who Mrs. Flood is because Doctor Who hasn't broke the 4th wall since William Hartnell did in the Classic Who era and I wouldn't dare call that era woke like the modern NuWho is, we'll have to wait in May 2024 if RTD 2.0 is a success like Death In Paradise is with it's spinoff Beyond Paradise and new Australian spinoff Return to Paradise sometime in 2024. When it comes to Death in Paradise, the main theme tropical music is quite catchy and the characters including the Caribbean Island of Guadeloupe are amazing and the breathtaking views from the Detective Inspector's tropical island bungalow 😍...
@@bjornskividsMore like majority,according to doctor who everyone's trans or gay.
I'm getting so sick how the only acceptable gay male character to appear in these modern day entertainment media is to be very flamboyant and a "hookup-culture" aficionado. Or being the opposite of all that is considered "toxic masculinity" to everyone these days?
There is only one type of Gay character - the Raging Queen. Usually because thats as far as the characterisation goes in the check box Olympics. It is disrespectful and utterly lazy writing.
Gay myself and totally agree with you.. i was hoping myself we might get a kind of homophobic doctor character which would be interesting, perhaps I'm in a gay minority of one (I tend to get some kicks out of the low gear homophobia myself - sad but true)... and the stereotyping of gay people as dancing idiots was unintentionally laughable.
@@dookdomini6535 When your chief characterisation is "Is Gay" I guess its the only way you can go. By defining the character by their race,sexuality etc you are just producing a stereotype. There is no depth to the character if thats all you base it around. He's an alien from an advanced race who has seen every shape and colour there is. He shouldn't be an ist or phobe.
@@dookdomini6535 Bi woman, and yeah, you're absolutely right. This garbage actually backfires on them and hurts gay people. :(
Good observation. I'm sure most gay people just want to be regarded as normal people, and not have any crazy characterisation in media. Tolerance doesn't mean making a spectacle of people.
Not forgetting the RTD ReTarD completely erased the entire episode by killing the goblins/king and destroying the ship in the past.
🤬in Muppets
ReTarD, wow man, so when are you graduating middle school?
Jealous much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@djfizzy5674 it was a good one
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a black queer guy dancing around without his shirt on in a gay bar.
His character isn't gay, and we don't know it was a gay bar.
Probably live on a council estate on 400£ a month wondering why black people are more valued than yourself
1: its a kilt
2: what about that doesnt say marry christmas
Fuck yeah I love that
@@sharktenko267 Jesus is not a fan
Ruby leaving her baby self at the church is lifted directly from the movie "Predestination".
or Red Dwarf was very similar
Predestination was based on a famous story called "...all you zombies"
And that movie was based on a short story
@@jamesgatz4490both the short story and movie are amazing in my opinion. The film makers also did a movie about he Winchester House which is equally as good.
@@jonnaughton I liked Daybreakers but a lot of people just roasted it.
I forgot this show was still on the air
Those of us that watched it wish we'd forgotten about it too!
Not for long
@@absurdrhino It's a government funded show, ratings aren't important only the narrative is.
They'll never run out of fee-payer money to throw at it.
@@RetroPrognot me I had a great time on a first watch for once most doctors bugged me in their first standalone and some I had to rewatch a whole season to warm to them.
@@alphatester5283 I have higher standards it seems. I don't fall into the "Consume Product and then get excited for next product" mentality. The standard of genre TV and movies is at an all time low. Look at the absolute dross we've been served up in the last 5+ years, mostly from the House of Mouse Droppings.
"The Doctor is a Time Lord."
Correction: he's a Gaylord.
From Gaylifree.
Well played, sir.
He isn’t a time lord. He is the timeless child and the time lords are his genetical manufactured children.
That is a very homophobic comment to make.
@@michaelrose1839 why? Pointing out someone is gay is homophobic?
RTD said he'd always wanted to do a musical episode, like the one they did in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" but I just looked it up and the characters singing in that show was integral to the plot, it wasn't just stuck on for a laugh.
Strangely enough that episode of buffy was quite good. Unlike this trash.
I generally cant stand musicals but Buffy was the only TV show where not only was the premise believable - caused by a demon - but also they pulled it off perfectly. No other show that has had musical episodes has ever replicated it. Case in point, the recent Star Trek Strange New Worlds musical episode was an hour of ear bleeding cringe; horrible, horrible stuff.
I really commend the Reaper: he watches hours of excruciating stupidity so that we don’t have to.
And then he gets it wrong because of his bias. It wasn't actually that bad. Reminds me of the Eccleston era. He's a lot better than jodie Whittaker.
@@dtz1000 Whatever you say, Mr. Swallows...😅
@dtz1000 dumb take..he's just speaking facts here..
@@dtz1000edits the comment to still make an awful assessment of it. The ratings don’t lie, it was crap.
@@dtz1000 Ruby not acting like a human is spot on, Rose had the same problem in the previous specials. Now rewind time when RTD first introduced a companion the original rose who burst into tears when she walked into the tardis
The moment that the goblins started to sing and the ‘ doctor ‘ too I’ve immediately said it’s over 😂😭
I was starting to think I was the only one who did this. I was super embarrassed cos I was playing it thru the soundsystem. WTF was with a musical no in Doctor Who, huh?
@@Soliy87 God no, switched it straight off at that point.
@@Soliy87 I would have to see how absurd it was. While listening to it in the background
Ditto!!!
it was so cringy. Almost as bad as him dancing in a skirt oh man down the toilet.
So, is Doctor Who now officially a proctologist? 😉
With a sonic butt plug? I think so.
Uphill gardener...
With the cocopuff dusted dr T Davis clone giving gary lineker a full backend checkup with his TARDIS.
He's obviously a catcher not a pitcher
For me, the final nail in the coffin of the new companion was when she was watching her baby being kidnapped, and instead of stopping it, she stands there and gets offended that a tiny alien KIDNAPPING HER BABY hissed at her.
Yeah, I thought that was weird. But overall it wasn't too bad and was a lot better than any of the Jodie Whittaker episodes.
@dtz1000 I havent watched any of the Jodi Whitaker episodes, but I dont think they are the standard that Doctor Who should be held to
The writers wanted to portray her as a spunky type who isn't intimidated.
But there should have been 3 seconds of her thinking "WHAT AM I SEEING?" Skipping that was just bad direction.
You clearly didn't watch the episode properly - the baby was not hers.
@@michaelrose1839 Most of these comments seem to be from angry little men who didn't actually watch the episode.
I praise your restraint with this. I stopped watching doctor who after capaldi left. I will always love the old stuff and try to remember the good old days before the show butchered my childhood.
Unfortunately you aren’t a fan of the show and it’s clear as day that you aren’t, “the first time he watched over ruby was in the nightclub” which is incorrect actually as he had seen her ay the place where she was on the piano
🤓
There's too many people here trusting biased RUclipsrs. It was actually a lot better than this RUclipsr is telling you. I would go see it for yourself before forming an opinion. You might be surprised at how fun it was to watch. Definitely much better than the unwatchable Jodie Whittaker.
@@DoctorWhoManiaProductions23 The way the Doctor said, "Here comes Santa" sounded super fruity...😂
I just don’t understand why they are deliberately ruining shows just to copy and paste gay/trans/black on anything and call it a great show. Then the non stop talk of diversity but then they only usually talk about blacks people like there is no one else.
So Ruby's origin story is Lester's from Red Dwarf?
Smeg off eh? 😂
Lister
@@vonpredator 🤣
@@UnChannelDuVulpineX I do that every time. My only excuse is I went to public school in America.
You worship the false idol of Lester. You are not true to your Cat Faith you Heretic. Cloister will take us to Fushal....
I'm so glad I've never had a TV licence!
It's a truly cathartic thing to find out that you are no longer angry or upset about the destruction of something you once loved.
It's even better when you realise that that is because it just simply ISN'T what you once loved any more.
The parasite has devoured the host which is now just a skin suit that's being worn so badly it is actually comical.
I have not watched since early Matt Smith but get lots of laughs from your honest reviews. Sounds like calling this excrement a flaming dumpster fire is too kind!
I call it the ash of burn sludge that not even the most starved and hungry vermin would eat
Yeah I gave up about 3 episodes into the Matt Smith run. He was blah, his companions were irritating and the whole River Song thing annoyed the ever loving crap out of me.
*edit*
In my opinion, Christopher Eccelston's run was by far the best one.
This RUclipsr is very biased, so I wouldn't take his word for it. Go see it yourself. You might be surprised because it actually wasn't that bad and was a fun watch. Definitely a lot better than Jodie Whittaker who was unwatchable.
Same. Capaldi is a great actor but the writing was shit from his first episode
@jonslade17 and it only got worse in s10
Wow. I mean, I had low expectations, but... *_wow._*
It wasn't that bad. Did you actually see it? Too many people here form opinions by listening to biased RUclipsrs like this guy and without even seeing it for themselves. That included me before today. But I was wrong as it was actually a fun watch.
@@dtz1000exactly! And a lot of ppl are going on about wokeness which I really don't get in this episode.
Like sure the plot was a bit meh but it was still well acted with fun moments I think people have kinda learned to hate anyrhing new after 5 years of chibnall destroying the show with his changes
Yeah wow you wish you had walked into it thinking better as it was actually good I get that
Lmao the shills in this thread
@PeterDivine Wow, I wasn’t expecting this amount of backlash for a story that’s actually great but, wow.
That was the cleanest and quietest I’ve ever seen London. Same for the 60th, it’s like that Monkeydust ‘Love Actually’ parody hahaa!
Ahh, Monkeydust, when the Beeb still knocked out the odd great show.
The screw driver REMOTE CONTROLLER looks like it controls a vibrating toy
The sonic screwdriver looks like a round makeup compact. 😮
Like mommy's special massager.
It would have been absolutely hilarious and ballsy as hell if they just had the doctor regenerate after being hit by the snowman head there and then.
Like that sketch from 99’ with mr bean
considering he once regenerated from hitting his head on the tardis console, wouldnt be a first lol
@@jacobmatthews7524
Wait when did that happen? I remember his most anti-climatic end was falling from a high place.
@@Wendeta-hq2cp the sixth doctor fell and whacked his head on the tardis console, causing him to regenerate into the seventh doctor
@@jacobmatthews7524
I never knew this! That is hilarious and fitting for that horrible Doctor!
People stop watching something... Execs: "We must continue making stuff they won't watch."
It's baffling
He's not the doctor... He's the Nurse
Only when Martha's around he is the Nurse 🫡
Even TARDIS isn't blue anymore!
It be pink soon
@@garychurch2585It already was Painted Pink in a 7th Doctor episode of Classic Doctor Who.
You have no idea how fostering or adoption work.
Sounds like he doesn't know anything at all, typical grifter mentality.
@@dustin360 how tf is he grifting??
@@BasedIfTrue use your ears
@@dustin360 you’re just an NPC bro. People can disagree with you. He’s never changed his position on any of the woke retarded shows that keep coming out.
In this episode of: Cultural Appropriation Who.
Nothing wrong with a black doctor. If he turned up green u wouldn't have a problem would u
I have Asperger’s syndrome but yet still act like a normal human being unlike the characters of this ‘Doctor Who’ episode. Every franchise has to be Batman & Robin cringe now! 😑
Makes me wish ghosts were real so that Isaac Newton and Houdini could haunt RTD till the day he dies.
Look into RTDavies eyes. Dead eyes...like a doll's eyes....He''s already haunted.
The rest of this run will be this fake doctor making references to all of the historical SWM he's ramrodded over the centuries.
I guarantee this doesn't stop at Houdini.
Quint!!!
Davies sold his soul to gay Satan decades ago@knightsofrreee7961
wow you are a moron
RTD: I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas.
EVERYONE: We're not.
I’m so glad someone else pointed out that the famously pacifist Doctor straight out murdered the goblin king without a second thought.
Also, why are all the goblins celebrating that they’re going to eat a single baby when it’s heading along a conveyor directly to the mouth of the goblin king? The baby will disappear straight into that gaping maw, he’ll barely notice he’s eaten anything and there’d be nothing left for all the others. The entire ‘story’ (not that there’s much of one) makes no sense.
Maybe it's like a mother bird scenario where they feed on it after he's done idk 😭
Yeah, because The Doctor has never killed before, definitely.
Also, he wasn't worried about the Goblin King. He was worried about Ruby. We don't even know what happened to the Goblin King and the rest of the Goblins, but that's not extremely important.
We don't know how the whole process works about eating the baby, for all wr know the Goblin King secreets something for all the Goblins. And if you're going to bring up how The Doctor perfectly caught Ruby, remember what the whole episode is about.
Coincidence, chance.
Y'all forgot how to have fun watching Doctor Who anyway, turn your brains off for a Christmas Special.
@@thelazygamer1639 You do know that there is many types of pacifism right? he maybe not a Absolute pacifism who will never hurt a fly but he a Conditional pacifism who try to avoid needless violence if he can and only resort to killing only if his enemy can't be reason with or when he got consumed by anger and even that he will many time give them a chance to run away.
9 tormented a Dalek while it was restrained. Also the War Doctor pretty much proves the doctor CHOOSES pacifism but can do some awful things when provoked
@@piegineer9130 did they ever deny that he was a pacifist??? No just that he has killed this reply seems pointless same as the OP yess the king died woopdy doo shit happens in who
I thought that sonic screwdriver was a bottle opener from Poundland!
Never forget The Independent newspaper gave this episode 5 stars
Rotted tomatoes critics give this crap a nice round groupthink 100%. Audiences are more restrained at 36%.
Well deserved if your not expecting this grand work of story telling but a wibbly wobbly timey wimey mess which is what who has allways been the audience score on RT is likely just bandwagoners eating this Who is WOKE now bull when Jack puts guns up his bum in the first season and is openly into anything. Maybe some are genuine and just dont like the show anymore but I'm seeing a lot of people who didn't even bother making out they know best in comment sections so I don't doubt that they'd go to RT and give bad rating after mot actually seeing it lol😂
@@alphatester5283 the difference was Jack was masculine and funny. whereas this is just "everyone is a BIPOC LGBTQIA++ now, men bad women good" and absolutely terrible writing and ideas like the davros disability retcon, the sonic screwdriver becoming a force field and hologram projector shaped not even vaguely like a screwdriver, and "bigeneration" ugh
I'm guessing, but I suspect RTD knows this will not last. Since the Whitaker run destroyed the Doctor, he's got no reason to try and fix it. He may just be saying to himself, "Bugger all. I'm going to push my message as hard, fast, and long as I can and hope--"...uh...that came out all wrong...
😂 he hopes to bugger all with his message long, hard and fast.
@@zoebaggins90 he’s been thinking about shooty in the booty. It’s why gatwa was hired 😂.
mate doctor who is gonna survive
That may not be certain, (although according to quantum mechanics just about anything is possible.) It was canceled in 1989. It wasn't formally revived until 2005. This time, Doctor Who was cancelled by the BBC until Disney was able to finance further episodes. If the viewing numbers are not significant, Disney continues to suffer losses, and the BBC cannot be guaranteed tax dollars to generate what they want in defiance of public viewing interests, it will be very hard to justify continuing. I'm not saying it is impossible, but a clear stopping point has to be considered by the studio, the show runners, and the remaining viewers.@@sharktenko267
So the goblins went back in time because Ruby stopped then eating a baby. Wouldn't that make a time paradox? Also wouldn't the Dr going back in time to stop the goblins and also make another time paradox? Wants this already elaborated that in the episode there rose tried to save her dad. And another episode with Danny Pink!
So much for the established back story and the rules when you mess with your own time stream.
Also why don't these goblins just go to detroit or Africa or may e start a business ad porting female babies in China they could have solved their problem so much easier cuz there are plenty of people out there that don't care at all about their children
I can't remember what episode it was but there was an episode that covered this where a paradox is made and another paradox is made to undo the first one it just poofs both of them out of existence
Like a counter-paradox kinda thing
@@slutty_raccoon69 it's explained in the last episode with amy and rory to break a paradox you need a bigger paradox but in making a paradox you can "tear new york apart" and that he can't go back there to save rory cuz there is to much paradoxal energy
Also, how can they go back in time?
As a gay guy I need the entertainment industry to know that just because you “make it gay” doesn’t mean it’s “fabulous”. 😂
As a straight guy, I'm not seeing any more gay than was there before Ncuti dances like my friends do in a club who are all straight just not in a vest and kilt but honestly Ncuti was killing it, the club atmosphere itself is like the clubs i frequent and was very mixed so outside of that's there's a Houdini joke which plays off of a previously established meeting which I found funny. The teaser has me hype for more
If you compare this to the way Rose reacted to meeting the doctor, it just feels so much more believable and human - she first dismisses the Autons as kids dressed up, and then is completely terrified when she first reacts to seeing the Tardis - she immediately runs out and tries to escape. Ruby just reacts as if everything she's seeing is completely normal.
In that sittuation, a person's reaction would be different. Ruby did go into the Tardis and then come out and walk around it - the usual thing about how can it be that big on the inside, but small on the outside.
This planer was moved to another part of the galaxy with a bunch of planets around it. At some point you'll be less surprised
Of course not as far back as Bill Potts women can never have anything explained to them by a man, black, white what have you. Bill was always able to just figure everything out on her own. Sees the reTARDIS for the first time. "oh it's bigger on the inside, he is an alien so makes sense to me" but the absolute worst for me was with the lost Roman legion, when she just figured out that the reTARDIS must have a low level telepathic field getting inside their heads and translating everything for them.
Can’t get over why Ruby is besotted by the Dr from the very start, she doesn’t know him. And other companions didn’t act this way in the beginning.
Also how did a wooden ship time travel? Not shown, wonder why.
love ur reviews. just brutally honest.
I don't think so. He is very biased. Has to find fault in everything to satisfy his subscribers. Yes, there were things I didn't like, but overall It was a fun watch. This new doctor is a lot better than the unwatchable Jodie Whittaker.
yea i guess, however, i didnt like ruby. she seems very bland and acts .. like, i cant describe it? robotic? like the way she reacted was very odd. but i do like the new doctor, he is very fun.@@dtz1000
On today's episode of "TV programmes that I'll never see"...
6:50 Jesus fucking Christ. This physically hurts me. This show used to be my very favorite, biggest of all time. They utterly, completely, thoroughly destroyed it along with every aspect that once made it good. They feel nothing but spite and likewise, I can muster up no different emotion for them.
Stupid stfu it isnt your favorite show when j never watched it
About once a year I check out what used to be one of the highlights of entertainment. Thanks for the heads up to keep my own head buried in old Doctor Who Classic dvds.
Doctor Who was officially dead again
Not really. It wasn't as bad as some of these biased RUclipsrs are leading us to believe. Go see it for yourself and then form an opinion. He's a lot better than Jodie Whittaker.
@@dtz1000 Why are they "biased"? Because they don't agree with you? Fragile much?
@@ariescustom He has to be a certain way and hold certain opinions if he wants his channel to grow. And almost none of his audience is going to call him out on it, certainly not you.
@@ariescustombiased in the sense that if you only ever are exposed to one negative opinion, to you it's 100% negative but then if you go on to see a positive opinion its 50/50 and so forth
Like a lot of people won't watch the episode for themselves and will watch this and decide they also hate it and leave it at that
@@slutty_raccoon69 If people are so easily put off something by one negative opinion then they clearly have trouble thinking for themselves, which is sad.
Why does the new Dr Who talk like Ali G? "Me and de Gallifrey massive, booyashaka!" And why does Dr Who have a sonic butt plug?
Guess what other settings it has.Sonic = Vibrations. yeah I'd want it washed before I picked it up.....
@@RetroProg The old sonic screwdrivers were already prone to getting jokes about that kind of stuff... the new one is just... on a whole other level lmao. I don't even know what to say at this point lmao, but it feels like all of this is completely intentional, and I can't help but ask... why??? like, was there really a need to do the things that they did with this special? what did they achieve with any of this? All we've got is a fruity Ali G wannabe with a space vibrating toy running around in a skirt. Like... need I say more??
@@tiranito2834 I gave it a chance, I watched all four and quite enjoyed the second one. But, as I've said, this is a hard Pivot into Harry Potter Land. Science replaced by magic. RTD is looking for that HP crowd, younger, with a higher percentage of women and girls. He is abandoning the current fans and has not made a secret of the fact that this show will not be for OG fans.
I think for the rest of us, we just have to take Capaldi's last series as where the Doctor refused to Regenerate and ended his journey through time and space. Not sure where this goes if the two stars want out as has been reported. They certainly need that 'Modern Audience' sooner rather than later thats for sure.
@@RetroProg Completely agreed with everything that you said tbh. Couldn't have put it any better. This show is simply not for the people who enjoyed the way Doctor Who used to be. They are going for a new target audience, and I guess it makes sense to go for what's going to sell, but this is a big spit in the face to the old target audience this show used to have. It's like they are trying to cater to people who simply have had nothing to do with Doctor Who in their entire lives for some reason.
As for the shift from scifi to magic... DW was already pretty absurd in many aspects, and lots of things were already magical in a sense, but they still had an in universe explanation that made it clear that the universe was still following a set of rules, even if they were made up pseudoscience bs, it at least tried to have some kind of logical explanation that made sense within the context of the show's plot. Seeing all of that legacy being thrown out and entering full on magic land is just plain wrong imo tbh.
If they really wanted a show about a magic man who travels through time and interacts with mystical creatures, they should have simply made a new show that targets the HP-type audience. But they knew it wouldn't perform well, so they simply went for Doctor Who and used it as some kind of skin or hood to cover their weird mess of a show in an attempt to make it more appealing to people who already knew what they were in for from prior experiences with DW. It simply leads to such a bizarre end product that I can't even take it seriously anymore.
So racist. Doesn't talk like Ali at all. Can't wait for people like you to leave the Who scene. That's the idea I hope. Its great. Suck a lemon
This character isn't The Doctor and RTD's show isn't Doctor Who. Where is the mysterious man in a police box who had adventures across the universe, it seems that isn't allowed in 2023.
This comment is stupid and RTD wrote the first four seasons so they aren't doctor who? He was in the Christmas special you clearly didn't watch you can universe travel in 2023 its in the season teaser 🫡
The companion is supposed to be an audience surrogate, reacting with shock and wonder, like we would. But Ruby just accepts the wackiness way too quickly and isn’t remotely awestruck or horrified or confused. She’s just along for the ride with no personality beyond a vaguely Rey-esque “who are my parents?” storyline.
Jodie’s truncated final series finished airing on 5 December 2021. We won’t get N’cuti’s first full series airing until May 2024.
All we’ve had in that time is ‘Specials’. To have all of 2022 and 2023 to plan a big relaunch with a new Doctor and more money and this is the best that they could come up with. It’s shocking really. And yet, just like in 2005, we have to listen to anyone connected with the production or who wants to keep working in the industry saying what a genius Russell is.
There’s no real threat or logical plots in this Christmas special because ultimately it’s all played for laughs. No one making it really takes it seriously. So how can the audience be experienced to invest in it? The fact that some people genuinely still do, absolutely boggles my mind.
agreed, it ok when you have fun writing something, but you got to know the audience need to enjoy it, I gave doctor who my second chance during the specials but even that they fail, it clear they dont care anymore... so nether shall we
@@jonathanwatson4484 I think Russell is in an echo chamber of people telling him how brilliant he is. Being showrunner he has the final say on everything. He has godlike powers over the Who universe and can mess with canon, turn classic enemies into a comical joke and make any silly retcon he likes to the classic stories too. It’s a bit like an out of touch celebrity surrounded by paid flatterers. No one is going to tell Russell when his ideas aren’t up to scratch. It’s not worth risking your job by speaking up and questioning things.
*Ncuti
WTF - I could have even imagined that this is gonna be that bad... holy Master.
I miss Matt Smith
Im not well versed on baby sizes. But that infant is
A not a day old new born
B not a one year old.
So, how do they share a birthday?
Mental age.
Oh let's take a newborn from here mother to film this tv episode...
Sometimes people do cast baby's that haven't been born yet to do that but sometimes you just gotta go with what you can get in the window you need it so in the episode it is a newborn
It's been bothering me for a bit now but... what did undoing the master knot actually do? You'd think it was holding the whole ship together the way it was played out but after the doctor and Ruby descend from the ship it apparently doesn't fall apart. The goblins are still fine and the next time we see the ship it's still intact.
Unless the goblins are somehow travelling together back in time without taking their wrecked ship so they arrive on the previous intact one???
Also, after them ripping off so many things from much better shows and movies for this episode, I was disappointed when the Goblin King didn't turn out to be a David Bowie expy :P
Yeah, you're thinking about it far more than the writer did. Engagement of Brain is not required. Consume product...
Someone needs to hold the BBC accountable for protecting Jimmy Savel. And for this too, of course.
Wow making light of Jimmy Savel by comparing the sick shit he did to a TV show YOU didn't enjoy 👏
😂
"Just makes her come across like a narcissistic arsehole..."
Well yeah. These writers are obsessed with self inserts and reflections of themselves in the characters....so...
Every TV and Movie franchise I loved as a child, has now been sickly perverted, corrupted, and destroyed. My ten years olds response to this 'Special' was "It's total and ridiculous guff".
One of Enid Blyton's famous five is a black transperson now. The stunning bravery of the BBC knows no bounds.
Captain Jack puts guns up his Butt. And we all know he enjoys it
poor baby
Trapdoor Bradley. @@bradleyschooley2767
So you're basically just a racist. What's wrong with a black doctor. He's awesome
The quality of writing is atrocious, especially when compared with the imagination of the past. What a time to be alive.
Bro the teleportation thing makes sense. David’s Doctor intercepted the transport which he has been able to do in the past. Boom town S1 E11. So how can he intercept a teleport of the baby when the baby isn’t being teleported. Listen bro 👂
What amazingly perfect timing then. And I don't recall him doing that with just his sonic.
Watching a proper Christmas special
"The Next Doctor" Is a bit of a stab in the heart!
#RIPDrWho
thats the worst pre-chibnall christmas special
I’m surprised the baby was left at a church, after all the baby is taken in and cared for and we all know how much these people hate Christianity
It's like they did bi-generation so that way people can say "not my doctor" but it's canon to do so.
I feel like he didn't need to say long hot summer. I didn't need to hear that.
It is kind of wild that *this* is the ultimate, perfect formula for the BBC. They want this to be the future of all TV. And to fall so hard from prior Doctors...
Says after watching 1 episode. Pretending every doctor was was incredible in there first episode in all fans eyes...
Everything after Capaldi isn't canon.
Patrick Star has more brain cells than current Doctor Who
ParkerCS2 has less braincells than a paper Weight, for thinking such idiotic things
Good one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I couldn't even finish the 60th anniversary special.
The one thing I’m genuinely afraid of is that they’re going to make Rose Tyler Ruby’s mom.
Because if Rose would’ve had a baby six months before she met the doctor, she would be Ruby‘s age. And because Rose ended up with a human version of the doctor, I’m afraid that it’s going to be that those two had a kid, and for some reason that kid… Ruby… because of some timeline or dimension bullshit…. Needed to be placed in Rose’s original world *before* Rose ever met the ninth doctor in the timeline. If this was true, the rose we saw running around with the Dr on the show wouldn’t yet know about it happening so it’s not like she would be just carrying on with her life while knowing her baby is living with a foster mom somewhere a few blocks away lol.
The actress kind of even looks like she would be the child of Rose and David’s doctor.
In the same vein, I’m worried that Mrs. flood is going to have something to do with the ponds or river. That would make me even more angry than Rose (which could be possible to make a cool story from- unlikely- but possible) because everything involving the Pond’s has been done and redone to death, imo. So hopefully, “Flood”, is a red herring, cause there’s no way they wouldn’t know we’d think of that if they came up with the name randomly. They know that because of the “Melody Pond is River Song” thing, we would notice that right away.
Someone on twitter said, “Watch her name be Carol.” 😂
Anyway, as for the review… and episode…
Idk if this is what you were going for but as a writer, I gotta say, how much you WANTED to dislike this was palpable from almost the first word of your script. Fair enough. I’ve been annoyed enough with shows/books/films I once loved to pick apart every aspect of it and be angry at it hahaha…
HOWEVER, I gotta say, I think it’s a little bizarre to focus on the fact that he’s black.
Even if you had focused on the fact that he was LGBT, and you got annoyed at that because historically the doctor was not overly sexual (until the later doctors) so to have him go from having his first, childlike, crushes a handful of seasons ago, to having sex with the Queen of England, others implied, and his wife, to now being totally gay and having love affairs with Harry Houdini seems a bit odd lol… him being a bit flamboyant would make sense since his last incarnation was a woman… I just found it out of character for him to be so flippant in talking about having a love affair with a man when a couple of seasons ago he was still at “giggling shyly if someone kissed him” level.
But…
What does him being black matter? Like, I’m not even trying to be woke or that kind of thing lol. I genuinely don’t get why you would care about that unless you legit hated black people because they’re black (aka racist). He’s honestly a fantastic actor. Now will he get fantastic scripts to work with? That’s to be seen lol.
Whether or not you you think he’s right for Doctor Who is a different story, but to talk about him like he’s some talentless bum who got the part solely because he’s black is crazy.
In fact, him being flamboyant and part of the LGBT community is what proves they hired him because he was the best. Now maybe they were specifically looking for a black actor… which obviously narrows the pool down… and wouldn’t surprise me… But they definitely weren’t *looking for* a both black and gay actor lol.
The thing that annoys me most was that the villains were strictly fantasy based. They weren’t aliens. And that’s what I always loved about Doctor Who… That even vampires were aliens. It kind of made this weird “hey, you never know - it could be out there!” kind of whimsy factor to it, no matter how crazy the villain of the week was… Whereas I know that time traveling goblins who live between dimensions and thrive on luck and coincidence are never going to be real lol. That was one change I definitely don’t like. Usually with Doctor Who I can imagine a universe where most of it would be possible… If that makes sense. But that universe never included straight up magic until this episode lol.
But as far as the silliness… I’ll have to see if that continues… Because right now you have to consider that this is meant to be “everybody sit around with with the whole family on Christmas” episode so it not only Hass to be beyond family friendly… But it also has to be without lore so that Great Aunt Jane, who’s never seen an episode, can still enjoy it.
Obviously, this is up to taste, but I liked Ruby more than I expected to if I’m honest. I actually found her to seem pretty real compared to what I thought she was going to be when I saw the previews. And you have to remember we don’t know that she’s human. Lol. I’m just saying we don’t know that she’s not an alien or… apparently… magical.
I liked her family… They seemed real to me.
I liked the last 15 minutes… That kind of gave me hope because it seemed like Doctor Who and it was entertaining. I just don’t understand why they neither used aliens nor time travel (aside from the last ten mins) in ***Doctor Who***.
So if the Christmas episode was more childish and fantasy based because it was the Christmas episode, and if they take the story of Ruby in a good direction while not bringing it up so much that she doesn’t seem like a person anymore… I think there’s a chance this season could be good. I still have hope.
We shall see.
You are providing a rational and coherent point of view. I think it is wasted on channels like this that can’t handle the existence of black and gay people.
Ruby reminds me of Moffats Companions this whole episode has a flair of fairytale which I love, I don't understand this bloke's fixation on race so what if Ruby's foster mum is Black that happens in the real world. Also Rube reminds me more of Clara than she does Rose. Can see her & 15 bickering back & forth like Twelve & Clara did it's my favourite dynamic for the show.
This whole channel just can't stand realism when it comes to diversity. A show about all of time & space won't be all white or straight XD Have you been to england I live here & it sure as fuck isn't as white as they guy makes it out to be.
@@djfizzy5674 know right kinda shocked how far I had to scroll for some sane people in this comment section
@@bradugar🤡
@@anitasassassine you must’ve hated series 6 episode episode 8 when they put your Hero in a cupboard lol you have no genuine arguments y’all just hateful
"left the baby in the same room alone" 💀
You forgot to mention that Jabba the Hutt made a guest appearance as the Goblin King.
Not one piece of Christmas music, no characters relevant to the holiday or even a merry Christmas or snow. But we did get to listen to the doctor tell us he bummed Houdini. Pure cringe.
So you haven't seen the episode... That's what you're telling us. There was snow, several Christmas carols and holiday greetings.
I took it as episode one of the new series which just happened to be on Xmas Day.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr 7 of the 14 nuwho Xmas episodes are Xmas themed. This is the first Xmas episode in 6 years as all Dr Karens were on New Years Day.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr The ship is a Christmas star.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr Well it is shorter than "talentless hack who did no research on the character and instead gave us a hyper autistic moron who is never the smartest person in the room and dishes out sermons at the end of episodes like some insane supply teacher". isn't it.
The goblins singing, and the Doctor and Ruby singing to distract them, was like the musical world in The Marvels, added to pad the runtime but not adding anything of substance and not being even mildly entertaining.
After 50 years of watching Dr Who, 8 minutes into the Xmas special and I'M FINISHED FOREVER...RIP !!!!
And nothing of value was lost
@@notafanboy355 Just the reply I'd expect from a rainbow flag waving, alphabet soup, them/their/ver/vem....and/or Russell T Davies puppet...
@@ianmorrison6798 bye hateful bigot
@@notafanboy355fanboy behavior. Some people stand up for themselves after they've been kicked in the ribs this many times
@@Jiub_SN and everyone is also free to just not watch it
I am so utterly sick of the Sonic bloody Screwdriver - and now we've got gravity gloves as well? Why don't we just get rid of the Doctor completely and have a show revolving around all his gadgets saving the day?
Half the universe is destroyed and needs saving
New doctor: dancing in a gay bar in a skirt
Remember everyone Russell T Davis is moving away from science fiction to Fantasy so the doctor talking about rope has language and can act as Wi-Fi and wiring is dumb as heck not anyone in a fantasy setting would use rope as an idea
I mean they've done species that rely solely on wood before, flesh based tech too, why not rope?
@@slutty_raccoon69 because rope is stupid and would was a good idea because it was made a good foil to the Sonic Screwdriver and Doctor Who actually had to use his brain to figure out a way out of the situation using his screwdriver. His wits and his Basic Talk No Jutsu trying to negotiate and slide his way out and manipulate people to doing what he wants. So they'll slip up and make a mistake I mean the Sonic screwdriver limitation is literally wood
@@wolfbane7497 I mean my literal flesh point still stands
Zygons have organic mechanisms and there's no reason that limits the doctor in any way, so why you so upset about ropes when they fit the goblins just like the gorey flesh fits the zygons
@@slutty_raccoon69 because biotechnology was a fascinating subject within the science fiction Community I mean growing an entire ship. And usually this technology is sometimes explained on how. It's constructed and maintained biologically by itself. Since technically it is a living thing and can be genetically engineered and programmed to not really have a set expiration date is truly fascinating.
And I can go on and on about the technical and biological aspects of it. But I digress what makes flesh best technology interesting is because in our bodies.
We are a machine an organic one but still a machine. And that really connects with us and is truly fascinating that you can grow.
A machine and not have to worry about assembling or putting it together. True you could cut it open and dissect it and rewire it by its nervous system or blood vessels which is incredible. That makes the technology interesting unique separate now after explaining that ropes are just stupid it is. It is lazy is no scientific jargon about it it's stupid it's lazy and it's just just just just boring it's really really boring. With biotechnology you can go throughout many many many many many routes with it.
Ropes are just boring they're mundane they're dumb they're stupid it is just it's just mundane and boring there's no interest in it. Especially in a science fiction show but excuse, My language because Russell T Davis wants to do Fantasyland. For no reason when Doctor Who has always been a science fiction story.
Look forward to seeing you on FNT Reaper my man, big love from Crewe
The sonic screwdriver never looked like a screwdriver all tge doctors sounds and looks different thats literally the point
And also the doctor ALLWAYS hade bullshit gadgets
And the 14tg doctor and the 15th dong have the same gadgets there 2 separate versions of tge same person
The screwdriver was always screwdriver-shaped. And no, the Doctor has always had the same fundamental personality traits; I know this because the sixth Doctor literally spelled it out--regeneration just changes superficial elements and shakes him up, but he's still always himself.
“The Doctor doesn’t act like the doctor” which one?
How did Dr Who, which started off as a wise, old man who traversed the universe, solving puzzles, meeting strange life forms in a blue telephone box descend into a diversity, quota tocking tutu, tiara wearing Gaylord from Nigeria
Well done BBC, you out done yourself.
I thought Russell Davis was going to save Doctor Who but he fucked it all up and made it worse than it really was
Just like he did in 2005. I cannot watch any NuWho episode.
The dialogue is beyond cringe.
Let's not forget that "Buffy" had a musical episode AND IT WASN'T CRINGY.
this is literally the only way I could watch the episode!
Same way I watched Kenobi. I watched Auralnauts' "Larry" series instead. Very rewatchable for something based off something I never watched.
For a second and I had to Google it, I thought that Ruby was clara oswald (jenna coleman and millie gibson do look alike wtf)
HARRY HOUDINI...NOW HARRY BLEWDINI
I’m pretty sure the reason the old woman didn’t recognise the Tardis at the start will be explained as part of her mystery reveal.
Other than that; I agree with you.
That old woman is the Doctor's Dad....he had the surgery you know...
Shot in the dark but maybe she knows of timelords but not the doctor so after seeing the Tardis do it's thing she's like ohhh I know that that is
I love that you cover these because I am interested in how much of a train wreck it is but cannot bring myself to watch it.
It’s the only reason I watch as well. They have ruined the show for me so I now get my doctor laughs from watching this, Azz, nerdrotic and some others, much more entertainment in those than actually watching the show.
@@douglashyslop2209azz and nerdrhotic great regressive grifters. Just like current who
Thank fuck, I don't pay TV license anymore
Physical media is the way to go! #💿💽📀
They will never stop with the guetto obsession in everything thats white
I dont know, i thought it was goofy a bit cheesy but i enjoyed it personally. I really like the new Doctor ngl
Ncuti just plays himself, how marvelous and exciting. I am gay and Mexican and cannot stand actors like him just using sexuality and race as a constant victim card. No thanks! bye enough of the blackwashing and constant diversity pandering. No thanks K bye. Just gives us good shows! Stop focusing on pandering and tell us a good story please!
One of my best friends was telling me how good the new Who's are. Doubting our whole relationship
How is it good?
He or she is for the streets
Fuck it, Doctor Who was never good.
First RTD era was just Scooby Doo running through corridors screaming like idiots crap with an occassional Moffat episode that felt like the work of a genius after pushing through seasons worth crap about Rose. The Moffat era is just mystery box bullshit mixed with Doctor is the best meat-riding with bombastic music with an overly loud mix. Didn't even bother with Chimball or whatever he's called.
For some reason we as a species kept pretending that this shit is up there with the best TV had to offer in the last 20 years. We lived through the age of Sopranos, Wire, Breaking Bad, Leftovers, Arrested Developpment, Archer, Sunny in Philadelphia and for some reason kept acting like this special needs nonsense about farting aliens and shrieking trash cans is somehow watchable or worthy of our time as anything but a relic of a bygone era . I'm tired of pretending this crap was ever good let alone great. Maybe in the 70s when they had like 3 TV shows.
70's Doctor Who was usually quite good.
I agree the 2005 reboot is irredeemable.
I lost it when she had a black foster family 😂
Why tho? 🤷♂️
@hqmagnus just the way the show and media portrays all black people as saints now, just seems like an agenda