People Who Drink Diet Coke
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- Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025
- Lets be honest, Diet Coke is made by the government... probably not. But it could be. Who knows what tf is in that stuff.
Besides veggies...
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“People say Diet Coke is addictive”
“I’ll tell you what’s addictive...
*black tar heroin* ”
Holden Hathcock ....my brother would most probably agree 😂😳🤦🏻♀️
i can attest to that lmao
@@takashimizutani1808 Haha bro, actually you're not funny. Shut the fuck up
Is he wrong doe
Remember me
This is probably not what Diet Coke had in mind when they suggested a sponsorship 😂
Holy shit this is genuinely funny instead of just lamely quoting the video. Good job, dude!
Makes me want one tho
@@cunt5413 pretty sure content makers appreciate the feedback on things viewers found funny and liked about the video... rather than everyone trying to be a smart ass or get their own show in the comment section. Sooo holy shit you're missing the point!
Boy & King Nah, pretty sure they're doing it just to get likes. The feedback part is a side effect that didn't occur to me, I admit.
Oh they sponsor him? This video now makes sense.
"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin"
Lol well... He's not wrong
hol’ up
😳hol’ up
I like to call black tar heroin: Suicide
@@Kodakbug nah its good, dw
@@OneRichMofo u good
No joke. My father drank diet coke like it was the water of life and bragged he never had a cup of coffee in his life. So...this video is basically his autobiography.
I honor your father
W father
is that why you said past tense? because he had kidney failure and died?
Did he have side effects?
@@evil1st I'm guessing their father isn't with us so yeah
Ah yes, aspartame.
The healthiest vegetable.
What u doin here?
exactly
Diet Coke is another vegetable
Did I do black tar heroine or is this the comment (it’s a good comment!)
Karen’s be like: yes
“Tastes like the floor of a movie theatre”
Probably the most perfect description I’ve ever heard.
The Daytona reference was pretty classic too haha
How do you know what the floor of a movie theatre tastes like?
Jamal Garland no I have never imagined of licking a floor!
😂
@@_RobBanks I know for a fact everyone has licked the floor of a theater at least once
Legoman11 my first job was working the theatre-
We were cleaning up after showing one night, I picked up a half full medium cup of soda and flew it up just under the rafters and it landed perfectly inside a cup holder half way across the theatre-
Totally a glitch in the matrix-
“Jack Daniels? That’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke. I don’t need it”
Copy.
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I was reading comments while watching the video and I read this right as he said it
Heard
What's funny is my uncle was a really bad alcoholic and sobered up and replaced it with diet coke. He's now a diabetic and has an insulin pump. Don't know where I was going with that.
How do you become diabetic from Diet Coke?
@@leovnambo Not sure. That was just the order of events that led to that outcome. More than likely it was the alcohol.
Dc probably saved him from liver failure and cancer
DC contains artificial sweeteners.
@@leovnambo You don't.
"tastes like a floor in a movie theater" - truer words could not be spoken.
Wow eggsactly omg it’s the worst
It still tastes way better than normal coke tho
@@rachels6403 That is objectively incorrect.
@@rachels6403 only reason you say that is cause you're likely addicted to diet coke 😂. That shit's addictive af
Elias Montoya oh I 100% am. I think the main reason I like it tho is because I don’t like the taste of having too much sugar, and normal coke is way too sweet for me
"Tastes like the floor of a movie theater" is the most accurate description of DC I've ever heard.
RetroJ3000 there are 2 types of DC: Diet Coke and the DC universe
So is that good?
Now I'll never get myself to drink it again.
Damn DC got roasted
Yeah O recommend marvel
"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin." Perfect deadpan delivery. Almost makes me believe he's joking.
LeoNerz “makes me believe he’s joking”
That's... not what deadpan means.
Not how deadpan works...
@@michaelscott3174 Deadpan means "marked by an impassive matter-of-fact manner, style, or expression." His delivery is deadpan.
@@wwiihistory7627 And I'm clearly being sarcastic. Of course I know he's joking, Trevor Wallace is a comedian. That's literally his thing.
Which is harder? A junkie trying to quit heroin or a teacher trying to quit Diet Coke 💀💀
Fun fact: There is more potassium in a potato than in a banana. Trevor pretending to be stupid was accidentally smart.
Neat.
Specifically sweet potatoes
Yup was gone say the same thing
👍
I was like number 666.
I drive a Subaru
Zachariah Diet Coke is worse than regular coke
@@shinobu5948 well if you use US standards
My mom be like 😂 I like Diet Coke better than reg tho
Ive had success getting my mom to cut way back on her diet 'coke abuse' (yes it can be done theres hope) It takes a few years of encouragement but low sugar sparking juice, or ice green tea has worked as a morning "wake up" replacement. That amazing burn feeling is the only reason I crave a soda.....stay strong my friends!
I don’t appreciate you exposing my mother like this.
“Yeah Pepsi’s good, if you drive a Prius”
I died...
That was the highlight 🤣
I literally read this comment at the same time he said it
That’s why I don’t drink Pepsi.
That line came up in the video at the same time I saw the comment
I love pepsi.
As a type 1 diabetic who gets themselves a diet coke on special occasions or parties - this is so accurate. I'm living for the moment I can enjoy my coke rush without a hyperglycaemic episode lmao
Just a heads up idk if you’re aware of this but súcralose can cause fluctuations in blood sugar levels. Best to drink diet sodas with food for stable blood sugars
You can cure your diabetes with keto diet.
"Camouflage, Jeff Gordon, waffle house" lmfao
Comedy genius
*UHH*
wish i made that comment lol
“This got veggies in it, aspartame”
That’s literally the best line ever 😂
The grunting is so accurate I swear every person that drinks Diet Coke just grunts randomly
No we don't
No we dont!! Aggghhhh
Sounds like his account on comparing it to sex is right
I don't
I grunt randomly and I don’t drink Diet Coke 👌
"There's two flavors I like in this world. Diet Coke and sex"
That is straight up gold right there
It's true.
Fax tho
It might be just me but it says read more but it doesn’t work just saying
Diet Coke was taste like someone tried to sweeten a candle
Read this as soon as I heard that lol
As someone from the South, your "southern gibberish" is 100% gold. Also 100% correct.
Nah that’s bullshit
Diet Coke: *Exist*
Americans: Is this a health drink
Helth
@@mads6103 helth
@@mads6103 helth
It’s just because it has the word “diet” in it makes people think it’s healthy and actually diet drinks are worse for you than the original ones
Mads oh yeah... sorry. I didn’t see the chain. Hold on
“I’ll tell ya what’s addicting...black tar heroin”
Coolguy Zion shit killed me to dawg🤣🤣🤣
I started to read this and I'm sk glad you didnt say black 🍆
Whiskers is tweakin
Oh my god it's not like we watched the video or anything thanks for pointing this out
@@gsm6808 son calm down drink a dc😂
I don’t need Jack Daniels.
*Jack Daniels needs m e*
Jack Daniels?
More like Jacked Daniel's
Lets go boys!
*h e c c y e a h b r o t h e r*
Trevor, your commitment to comedy is amazing. I would have to be paid quite a chunk of change to drink a diet anything.
Justin Bieber basically looks like this nowadays😂😂
Who?
Andrew Guadarrama ur nan
Wait this isnt Justin Beiber?
Matteo Jr
Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my goodness 😂😂
I found him Mr. President. Here’s a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
bruh im thin and drink diet coke... I genuinely like the taste better
@@leshinarr oh me too, I'm addicted
@@floorbored the only thing I hate is the ads for Coke Zero and Diet Coke “same great taste less sugar” literally tastes like a different drink
@@COhlen zero tastes like a car tire that drove through mud
@@leshinarr regular coke hurts my stomach
this man takes better care of diet coke than my dad took care of me
That’s just kinda sad
Oyyy that’s a bit mad
that’s an OOF if I’ve ever seen one
Ill always love you pizzaboi 🥺
How long were you sting in your lonely ass bedroom and thinking of that
“i’ll fight a tree frog” is such an underrated line in this video
"Pepsi is cool... If you drive a Prius"
No reason to be uncivil.
It's the truth tho lol
^age drives a prius
U drive Prius
I'd rather have somethin that tastes like a Prius than movie theater floor tbh
@@nolanhowe6002 that's cause you're acoustic
The metaphor "tastes like the floor of a movie theatre" somehow makes total sense
Simile
@@thegirthquake8574 good shit🤝
@@thegirthquake8574 came here to say the same thing
I'm solid someone agrees
Fax💯💯💯💯💯
Diet Coke: exists
Americans: helth
Lmao😂😂
True lmao
Add in a giant whooper and big mac with large fries
You mean Merica
Meanwhile Latin Americans drink 4 liters a day...
WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO FREAKING ACCURATE?! HOW CAN ONE MAN DO IT ALL?! This is legit so accurate, and looks and sounds like actual video footage of every family reunion on my dad’s side. Holy crap.
As a Diet Coke addict, thank you for perfectly depicting my daily thoughts.
@ yeah
Cman yea and went on to murder millions of people throughout history👌🏿
BrandanChaos it is what it is
Y'all need to drink some Goddamn W A T E R .
Mathew C. F U C K ya chicken strips
“You don’t like the taste of America?” 😂😂😂
That was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
*laughs in Canadian* 🤣
Apparently America tastes like the floor of a movie theater
'MURICA!
*southern gibberish*
"camouflage"
"waffle house"
”James Gordon”
*"Jeff Gordon". He should've also thrown a "Geterdone" in there.
@@monke980 that got me dyin😂😂😂😂😂
Hes not wrong.
lmaoo
As a Coke Zero drinker, I don't think this applies to me..
are you bisexual?
Same
Yeah it does not. Coke Zero is a whole other realm.
@@Raysgarage90 It tastes even more like chemicals than regular American Coke!
Nah cuz you gay bru
"Camouflagejeffgordonwafflehouse" Can confirm, this is the real name of the south.
Same
get doewnrer, getrde
Yep, just needed to add a getterdone
He was spraking the language of the alabamians
I can back you.
imagine if this guy ate a mento he would blow up
^ best comment
So would I
What a thought! Wow!
😂👌
That's great 😂
“Ya Pepsi’s good... if you drive a Prius”😂😂😂
Josh Kraus when was that? missed that out
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@@andrewtabatadze9384 1:01
@@sgause9507 nah
Josh Kraus hmm I do drive a Prius and Pepsi does tastes pretty good so 👀
“I’ll tell you what’s addicting: black tar heroin” just the deadpan delivery made me cackle 💀
*holds up asparagus*
“HONEY YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE HAD ASPERTAIN”
no one wss suppose to tell him the secret ingredient was ASPERTAIN 😂😂😂
@Jj Dubreuil aspartame
Jj Dubreuil aspartame not aspertame.
*Aspergers
Jj Dubreuil Yikes
My dad is like this guy before diet coke, but he was a magician he could turn a six pack into domestic violence
🤣🤣
are you okay man?
Need a hug?
Oof
Christ dude.
“Regular coke is bad for you, this got veggies in it”
Proceeds to name a cancer causing ingredient
We watched the same video thats so awesome
@@trevorvolcom7 Everything is a cancer causing ingredient. Breathing is a cancer causing ingredient.
@@pasteldreams5413 You are definitely cancerous
I don't like bananas I don't like the shape of em
So this is what matpat is like when it's not filming theorys
*''Whiskers is tweakin, I remember my first Diet Coke'''* - I'm gone..😂😂
"Folgers, I don't drink that devils juice" lmfao
I have been crying the last 5mins because of the one line!
i would give this a like but its 666 and i think everything is already balanced
@@gisellevu3635 I RESPECT YOU
I love how he says “since my wife left me”
Which implies all of the times he shouted honey, he wasn’t shouting to anyone😂😂
He was shooting to the dc
nah he said he was going on his 3rd marriage lol
Any time he said honey
or that she left during filming
Side Effects of Diet Coke include: Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Southern Accents
0:46 he did that "ahh" voice without even drinking. Damn DC seems like soome good sht.
“This has vegetables in it.. Aspartame, Potassium, potatoes”😂😂
Uh cletus I think they said “additives”
Moonease he said veggies
@@supamarioxx thats
"whiskers is tweakin'!"
took me tf out 😂😂😂
Ssme
Isaiah Lewis lmao same
*speaks southern gibberish
“camouflage Jeff Gordon ... Waffle House ... cmon get down”
😂😂😂😂😂
That killed me. I was going to type the same thing but figured someone already beat me to it.
Ooo
I read this right as he said it
laughed even more reading it again.
He doesn't say get down at the end. How do you get that wrong when the video is right here?
as a southerner, the southern gibberish is the most accurate thing I've ever heard💀
MY MOM IS A RECOVERING ADDICT AND SHE DRINKS DIET COKE LITERALLY CONSTANTLY HOW IN THE SHIT DO YOU KNOW ALL THE STEREOTYPES, NO MATER HOW HYPER-SPECIFIC???
@Towely Smokes What? Soda is better for you than cigarettes or drugs any day.
@@sanjuyon_ honestly no it isn’t Diet Coke has the potential to cause cancer but you have to drink 14 a day
@@kellerblair2952 yeah
@@sanjuyon_ i think they were making a joke, although diet coke can give you cancer if you drink hella diet coke
How many sodies does she drink a day?
My dad came by for the weekend so we bought him a 24pk of Diet Coke. He said it looks like we’re running low and went to the store for another case.
Lol
Damn that's depressing.
@@k-leb4671 maybe, but it's better than when he used to drink a 24 pk of beer by himself
@Rus Cecil Not when he's an addict with an anger problem.
i pickup trash at these apartments in the evenings and this one guy throws a full trash bag full of empty diet coke cans out every single day...he must drink 30 DCs a day.
my mom says "if he were a real diet coke addict, he wouldnt be switching over from cans to bottles."
Ben Bellantone; Oh my god this is the funniest and truest thing I’ve ever seen lmao
And be addicted to fountain drinks
@@DesolationNathan FOUNTAIN IS BEST.
This is so true tho 😂😂😂 there’s nothing like opening up a fresh can
Cooked 😂
4:10 “That’s funny I don’t remember checkin’ my calendar and it being April First, you’re gonna Pepsi this foot up your @$$ if you keep bringing it this goddamn devil’s nectar in here” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I don't need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniel's needs me."
“Jack Daniels, that’s a funny way of spelling Diet Coke”
*southern gibberish* “camouflaged jeff gordon” spot on right there
lol. don't forget "waffle house"
Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 never too late to convert, it’s the best life
As a former atleast 6 cans of pepsi max a day drinker, i can say that this is 100% accurate! I LITTERALLY WOKE UP AT 6 am EVERY MORNING AND DRINK A PEPSI MAX! Not kidding...
But this is in fact about Diet Coke
“Mr. whiskers is tweakin”
I’m dead💀
How did you type this if you dead?
I can tell he was really passionate about this project. The sheer amount of heart and soul in this performance was intoxicating. 10/10
Almost as intoxicating as died coke
Is tons of fun indeed......😂👍
He's amazing
*southern gibberish* “camouflage Jeff Gordon hermmdmdnnd”
HERMEEMED waffle house
Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣
Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣
Breanna Fowler Jeff Gordon is a national treasure
"I dont need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniels needs me" The realest line ever.
"One time a waiter offered me pepsi. He said is that okay. "
"I said that is it okay that I slashed all 4 of your tires. "
I did do that
That stare though 😐😐 🤣
I read this as he said it
"I don't need Jack Daniels; Jack Daniels needs me"
-Trevor Wallace
666th comment
“Yeah, Pepsi’s good. If you drive a Prius” Legendary
As a dude who lives in Kentucky, I can confirm that “going over to Bruce’s to watch the fight” is pretty common
As a Diet Coke addict for 20+ years, this hits home.
I'm am too. NOT SORRY
Same here lol
Me too man Water of life right there😂
Bruh that shit is just chemicals no taste at all nasty af
As a diet coke drinker, I can confirm.
Hearing that little bit of air escape as you open a diet coke, is like an angel just let out a one big yeehaw
😂😂
I still get turned on everytime
I don't let it escape, i snort that shit...
"whiskers is tweaking I remember my first diet coke
"
reminds me of my pcp days
13
I need a 10 hour loop of just him opening Diet cokes.
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“Jack Daniels” that’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke
ion' need it!
*"I'll tell you what's addicting, black tar heroine"*
“There’s two flavors I like in this world, Diet Coke and sex.” I died 😂
as a diet coke drinker, that was about 70% accurate, but 100% funny
”I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke"
-Donald Trump, 2012
@Ella> t. butthurt
It's a free country, I'll quote whoever I want. FYI, Trump tweeted this in October of 2012.
@Ella why cant be quote trump? He is arguably our best president
@@randyshephard8257 He's probably the best since Reagan, but he definitely is not the best president in history.
@@bboybolt8193 i know i mean this generation he is the best. He has done very good for our country and i hope he wins again
Randy Shephard not even close. we’ve never had a good president especially in recent years. and before you say anything i’m not a biden supporter
1:55 "cmon get, get on down, you know im saying camouflage jeff Gordon, UHhh... Waffle house cmon, get the, get the help"
i actually think he said get the hell down. but they cut out the down part so it kinda sounds like get the help. but hes really saying get the HELL!
I understand this as a southerner myself
“There’s two flavours I like in this world: Diet Coke and sex” LMAO
he somehow completely overlooked diet coke with lime and instead thought of sex
When I think of Diet Coke I think of those women in the 80s that were trying their best to not gain weight. My grandma sure did love her Diet Coke.
why watch the video when I can just see everyone quote the entire video in the comments
Gabe Celaj it's pretty sad isn't it
Well then don’t come to the comment sections first. Easy fix
Kayla Coots he never said he was going to the comment section first lol? Just pointing out how everyone quotes the video
One of the biggest things I hate about RUclips. Glad I'm not alone
Pretty sure the people who made Diet Coke just put flat coke in a can that says “Diet Coke”
Lol
Lol
OH MY GOD LITERALLY
Not really Diet Coke is known for being the most carbonated
@@Createdbynathan its a joke r/woooosh
Never ever EVER heard someone call it “DC”
I call Vanilla Coke VC
I think it means Diet Coke (DC)
im sure you havent heard of a lot of things "MARTINEZ"
@@yousif9196 no i dont think thats it
People in the south make acronyms wherever they can make it fit.
He is like a light beer drinker
conspiracy theory: he didn’t drink a single sip of Diet Coke throughout this entire video
4:32
Most likely because Diet Coke is disgusting
Grant Tomko coke in general is disgusting
focus it definitely isn’t my go-to soda. I think people like this enjoy the taste of it because they frequently combine it with alcohol to dull it down, and eventually start to like it on it’s own because of that.
Like Uncle Rico with the steak in Napoleon Dynamite
Diet Coke people: Diet Coke is better for you
Also them: drinks 100 cokes a hour
Do you think they'd drink less if it was more flavoured or something?
whatsmyageagain well my ant had peeing problems with Coke Zero and there practically the same thing
@@MrJimShorts no it made her pee weird color
It's not even remotely better for you. There's all kinds of sketchy shit in it
I dont like this as it is way too true
“Honey, Top Gun is on”...underrated insanely accurate line
Best line 😂
There's only one mistake in this video: instead of saying Jeff Gordon, he should have said Dale Earnhardt...
"How many diet cokes did you have to drink to get up there? I had to drink three just to get on my son's bunkbed" underrated comedian
Potatoes have more potassium than bananas. Diet coke guy knows what he's talkin about.
Avocados are about the best potassium foods around. People tell you to intake *k* for cramps, eat some guac, don't grab a banana.
@@wickedwitt04 shiit you serious? I like to eat bananas after eating wings to combat the stupid amount of sodium. So i eat like 2 or 3. But if avocados have more maybe i just have to eat 1...i dont like avocados though : (
You’re going to pee it out anyways
I have a teacher that drinks diet Coke like it's air and she is like this
My first grade teacher would non stop drink Diet Pepsi. I swear she’d drink at least five throughout the school day. One time she even gave me one Diet Pepsi Jazz. She gave everyone jolly ranchers kn Friday also. Love her
My fourth grade teacher
My 7th grade teacher was like this
Kindergarten teacher
5th grade teach
4:36 "Is she still in there?" LMAO
Are we gonna ignore the fact he said “It takes me 3 to get on my sons bunk bed”
That was the funniest line lol
it takes me 5 he is lucky
As a Diet Coke addict I can relate. It all started when my nutritionist told me “if you’re going to drink Coke you could at least make it a Diet one”. After the first week of making the switch that shit almost replaced water for me. Thank God I still have all my teeth left.
Same diet coke diet dr.pepper and diet Pepsi it's my nirvana
But isn't the conspiracy about Diet not actually being any better for you? Lol
It's like being a smoker but only smoking 3/4 of your cigarette.
Dino Kovačević
If you’re somebody with susceptibility to diabetes or carb binge, then honestly the sugar aint for you. Sugar is liter a known killer even if it doesn’t catch up with a lot of people because they actually only eat it in moderation.
Um u do know they replace the sugar with toxic chemicals right?
Guardian Of The Duat
That’s illegal my dude. Sugar is already a toxic chemical in soda, so what’s your point? The sugar in the form as in soda can gradually destroy your organ functions.
"I don't like bananas, I don't like the shape of them."
Ha ha, banana shape.
Fr man, I can’t eat them anymore bc of public school.
@@hoppie1486 and corn dogs
@@ramonsanchez4751 yeah those especially
@@hoppie1486 sometimes i eat the whole breadstick whole just to mess w my homies
@@aoi89387 LEGEND AHAHHAHAH
I tried to get off Coke. Damn near drowned snorting my first line of Diet Coke.
“Diet coke?! More like diet ketamine!”. “Im so fired up i’ll fight a tree frog”
"Nothing better, tastes like the floor of a movie theater" 😂
this is how i imagined Matpat when he said he had a diet coke problem
“is it okay that I slashed all four of your tires?”
*looks intensely into camera*
“I did do that.”