So, DC Is Trying to Tell Us Batman Doesn't Eat Out?

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Комментарии • 908

  • @raphaelbell2791
    @raphaelbell2791 3 года назад +2681

    The idea that catwoman would even look at a man who wouldn't go down on her is character assassination.

  • @neosaneo2
    @neosaneo2 3 года назад +2210

    imagine if they said catwoman doesn't give bjs, the outrage those nerds wouldve had

    • @thatmessy132
      @thatmessy132 3 года назад +283

      we'd never hear the end of it.

    • @emd4390
      @emd4390 3 года назад +77

      i wouldnt even put it past her Harley Quinn character. She’s very self centered

    • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
      @Alucard-A-La-Carte 3 года назад +151

      Ugh, I hadn't even CONSIDERED that, but you're SO RIGHT.

    • @noneofyourbusiness4616
      @noneofyourbusiness4616 3 года назад +146

      All they need to do in order to create outrage with Catwoman would be for her to mention or encounter any issue which affects women.

    • @trentBowie
      @trentBowie 3 года назад +183

      #NoBlowjobsForBatman

  • @adamgreene187
    @adamgreene187 3 года назад +1693

    I mean, ever since I was a child, I've only ever bought toys with the distinct label "this character does not perform oral sex."

    • @originalblob
      @originalblob 3 года назад +95

      We gotta have some standards, right guys?!

    • @digitaljanus
      @digitaljanus 3 года назад +93

      Well, what did you think "guns do not shoot" on the GI Joe box meant?

    • @itsboyaknow
      @itsboyaknow 3 года назад +23

      Haha also as if they're going to be selling toys for the Animated Harley Quinn Show Rated TV-MA to children.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +23

      @@itsboyaknow ikr? It's a flimsy excuse that they absolutely should be mocked for.

  • @gene7836
    @gene7836 3 года назад +1406

    If "heroes" don't eat out and "villains" do, are we sure we have right and wrong the correct way around?

    • @elplebeuchiha1996
      @elplebeuchiha1996 3 года назад +96

      The thing that doesn’t make sense about DC saying this is that DC has a panel of Green Arrow going down on Black Canary. [+]

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 года назад +51

      This is why SO MANY people end up with wierd kinks and crushes on cartoon villains XD they get to do ALL the fun stuff??!

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +22

      @@elplebeuchiha1996 Oh yeah, and it never affected toy sales of HIM, it's obvious they are fishing and coming up blank.

  • @emilypeterson2266
    @emilypeterson2266 3 года назад +1126

    My fiancé upon overhearing me watch this video got incredibly angry. He burst in the room shaking his finger at the heavens shouting, “Batman is trained and prepared to perform ANY skill if needed, and he’d be good at it. If Batman needed to breakdance to save the world he’d pop out a flattened cardboard box from his utility belt and get busy!” And by the by, if Batman at any point in history did sleep with Selena Kyle, he definitely performed oral. Selena is not the kind of girl who would go without.

    • @trentBowie
      @trentBowie 3 года назад +183

      Your fiancé is a KEEPER!!!

    • @tired5880
      @tired5880 3 года назад +111

      WHAT AN ICON

    • @lordoftheducks332
      @lordoftheducks332 3 года назад +83

      Marry them faster

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 3 года назад +99

      Your fiancé is the only man allowed to give his opinion on Batman now lol

    • @amandak.5967
      @amandak.5967 3 года назад +35

      Aww, he's a good one :)

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker 3 года назад +1200

    "Hereos don't do that" makes it sound like they're 12 year olds who don't want their sister to play dress up with their batman figure.

    • @afirewasinmyhead
      @afirewasinmyhead 3 года назад +79

      I misread this as “heteros don’t do that” 😂 Relevant to their stance, even if it’s also incorrect.

    • @sophiawilson8696
      @sophiawilson8696 3 года назад +2

      LoL

    • @batty_babette
      @batty_babette 3 года назад +2

      @@afirewasinmyhead lol I misread it too 😅

    • @wildersystem
      @wildersystem 2 года назад +3

      Incidentally, the Harley Quinn series kind of paints Batman as…well kind of a virgin. There’s also implications that Catwoman knows “he shaves everything”. If there was to be a scene between them, I’d expect the dynamic to be very much experienced woman who’s comfortable with sex vs. stunted child but solid dude learning to do it right. Which with how this show is written would probably be fun to watch play out.
      It’s disappointing that the creators weren’t able to express that in the way they wanted. Despite how satirical the show is, it also really characterizes the heroes/villains as people. Your insight to their personalities is part of what makes it so engaging.

  • @khalilgiovanni
    @khalilgiovanni 3 года назад +955

    Harley Quinn is a TV-MA show and is marketed to adults. If children are still watching it, which I'm sure they are, Batman going down on Catwoman would be one of the more tame things they'd see lmao.

    • @asanitheafrofuturist
      @asanitheafrofuturist 3 года назад +31

      Exactly

    • @digitaljanus
      @digitaljanus 3 года назад +155

      Like the first three minutes of the pilot episode is brutal mass slaughter played for laughs, and they're clutching their pearls over a bit of cunnilingus in Season 3.

    • @abadira
      @abadira 3 года назад +45

      RIGHT. I'm grown but even I be looking at some of the fight scenes on HQ through my hands sometimes 😅

    • @autisticautomaton
      @autisticautomaton 3 года назад +19

      Aside for the fact that the scene probably wouldn't explicitly show the act.

    • @khalilgiovanni
      @khalilgiovanni 3 года назад +19

      @@autisticautomaton right, because they didn't even show Harley and Ivy. But I guess insinuating it is too much for them.

  • @tinymxnticore
    @tinymxnticore 3 года назад +599

    "So dry. That's why she a terrorist now." - Princess Weekes, 2021

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 3 года назад +785

    I am reminded of an incident with Neil Gaiman’s Sandman when he tried to include a reference to masturbation in the comic, but wasn’t allowed to because that apparently ”doesn’t happen” in the DC universe; he joked that his reaction was basically ”it all makes sense now”

    • @belagrolaub8746
      @belagrolaub8746 3 года назад +29

      awww, yes, i remember that as well

    • @stellabee2026
      @stellabee2026 3 года назад +81

      DC: masturbation no. serial killer convention yes

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 года назад +81

      I am reminded of anything involving Neil Gaiman. He works on the screen adaptations of his books, and always opens the casting of the androgynous characters to people of any gender. And every time he let an AFAB actor or actress play a character he created, salty nerds complained "the wokists" forced his hand. If angry so-called nerds read any of his famous, genre-defining works they'd realise he's just chill.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 года назад +10

      Oof DC heroes are all backed tf up.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 года назад +20

      @@fruitygarlic3601 Neil Gaiman is far beyond any of the cretins who claim to be 'anti woke'.

  • @troyareyes
    @troyareyes 3 года назад +935

    To be fair Batman is known to prefer gadgets.

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 3 года назад +67

      It took me like five minutes to get the joke. 😸

    • @Stephanie-qy9sm
      @Stephanie-qy9sm 3 года назад +20

      I’m dying 😂

    • @Dmngzjen
      @Dmngzjen 3 года назад +22

      Slow clap

    • @itsjustalf7747
      @itsjustalf7747 3 года назад +55

      “🎶I’ve got gadgets and gizmos of plenty🎵” -Batman I bet

    • @diyagore1784
      @diyagore1784 3 года назад +8

      This made me spit out my drink

  • @beequeen2556
    @beequeen2556 3 года назад +432

    so wait, the R rated, adult comedy show for ADULTS is allowed to show a shit ton of gore, have the whole cast swearing up and down, but a man eatin out a woman is where the line is drawn? That’s what’s gonna get y’all to lose you sales? Bestie WHAT-

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 3 года назад +25

      Yeah the US rating system is a goddamn mess.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +7

      @@eoincampbell1584 it really is

    • @WebofHope
      @WebofHope 3 года назад +19

      I hate it. All of it. The US' Violence vs sexuality rating degree is so heinously off.

  • @Radhaun
    @Radhaun 3 года назад +346

    I appreciated Philip DeFranco's opinion: ""man put f*king handles on his head, I don't know how it could be more obvious"

    • @insanepoet9
      @insanepoet9 3 года назад +82

      There's a reason the mask doesn't cover his mouth!

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +7

      haha, I hadn't heard that, but it's a great line, lol

  • @ezm1173
    @ezm1173 3 года назад +350

    I fantasize about the day America comes to terms with their over comfort with depicting horrifying violence but timidity with the mildest mention of sex.

    • @user-po3nr7ez3n
      @user-po3nr7ez3n 3 года назад +70

      Me too. More specifically seeing healthy female sexuality and pleasure as not vulgar

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 года назад +36

      I frequently think of a group of American advertising professionals and their reaction to a banned TV ad which showed soccer players turning into monsters and stomping on each other's faces. When they heard it was banned in Denmark, they chorused "what? why? there's no sexual content at all!" After they heard that it was for the gore, they muttered "oh yeah, Europeans".

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard 3 года назад +18

      @Tom Ffrench American media is still very much known for it's violence compared to other countries. It doesn't have to be fake blood or gore, but there's a lot of casual gun use and murder in American media that's not seen as much elsewhere in the world. I'm from the UK and when I was growing up I remember there always being plenty of nakedness and swearing on British made TV, but not much actual violence, where as American shows were very much the opposite. Even a modern day example can be seen in the TV show Hannibal, where extremely graphic depictions of bodies cut open and their insides arranged is shown in full detail, while a painting in the background has the bums blurred out, lmaaaao. It's mad.

  • @LagrimaArdiente
    @LagrimaArdiente 3 года назад +765

    DC: Batman can have sex with women.
    DC: But not like that.
    [My favorite social media burn was when a DC twitter acct (I think it was a fan acct, not an official one, but still) tweeted a clip from Under the Red Hood where Batman says, "If I allow myself to go down that path, I will never come back." Everyone in the replies was losing it. 🤣]

    • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
      @Alucard-A-La-Carte 3 года назад +67

      That's incredible and stands up there with Gail Simone's comment: ("Huh, I always heard the elevator in the Batcave only goes up.")

    • @AgentofChaos315
      @AgentofChaos315 3 года назад +31

      Whoever runs the DC Twitter account deserves a raise just for that.

    • @TeroTheShortOne
      @TeroTheShortOne 3 года назад +6

      I saw that tweet, and I LOVED it.

    • @munkyphunkable
      @munkyphunkable 3 года назад +32

      In the Dark Knight where Batman says "I only have one rule" and the Joker says "That's the rule you'll have to break to stop me"....

  • @charischannah
    @charischannah 3 года назад +515

    "I'm saying, fanfiction will provide me..."

    • @FadzaiSimango
      @FadzaiSimango 3 года назад +13

      I LITERALLY read this as she said that 😂

    • @lata1231
      @lata1231 3 года назад +11

      i felt that...

    • @hailsateen9219
      @hailsateen9219 3 года назад +10

      Tumblr used to provide for me but now....😢

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 3 года назад +10

      Thank goodness for fanfiction!!!! 💖

  • @antonellamR2D2
    @antonellamR2D2 3 года назад +377

    So heroes can kill, but not satisfied their partners?

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 3 года назад +93

      Yep! DC will literally allow a director to make a photo of wonder woman holding decapitated heads like a serial killer and let all of their female characters experience brutal assaults....but consensual oral sex? Woah! That's way too far! We at DC comics have VALUES! That's why we're the company that made the "the killing joke" the most tasteful and child friendly comic book of all time! /s

  • @ktb4963
    @ktb4963 3 года назад +316

    DC over here acting like people aren't already making all their toys have sex with each other

    • @minaverry
      @minaverry 3 года назад +33

      I guess they think action figures only do missionary...

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 3 года назад +5

      @@minaverry 👀

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 3 года назад +373

    So wait a minute, Wonder Woman started because of BDSM, Batman has like seven children one biological and like six or seven that are not, he’s had sex with Talia, Selina, Barbara, and more. He’s allowed to have multiple explicit looking scenes, and they can literally canonically have John Constantine bottom for King Shark (They confirmed it in tweets and stuff) and they can have even multiple types of rape throughout the comics including the rape of Dick Grayson.....yet Batman can’t go down on a woman...that’s not even that extreme....there are so many more extreme things he could do, I mean he’s allowed to violently tear people apart and kill people but he’s not allowed a small scene showing he’ll go down on Catwoman.

    • @radiationshepherd
      @radiationshepherd 3 года назад +3

      Seriously

    • @cabbage-soup
      @cabbage-soup 3 года назад +2

      wait what happened to robin?

    • @lucasgray1492
      @lucasgray1492 3 года назад +22

      @@cabbage-soup Dick Grayson specifically as Nightwing was raped by Tarantula it was in Nightwing #93. It was tragic, and even the writer says that it was a mistake.
      Tarantula also prior to the rape used her skills and manipulated an encounter with Dick so to cause Barbara Gordon to break up with him.
      Then she was arrested and locked up but then got out and after Nightwing was worn out from a battle with Blockbuster she killed the foe and then raped Nightwing in the rain on a roof while he begged her not too
      It was event, it was awful, and I wish it never happened

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 3 года назад

      Batman isn’t allowed to kill people.

    • @evan_sunprince
      @evan_sunprince 3 года назад +8

      @@lucasgray1492 that is... vile. To me SA shouldn't be depicted in most media. Mentioned I can understand if it's handled well. But fully depicting it is... disgusting.

  • @fpedrosa2076
    @fpedrosa2076 3 года назад +578

    How many fanfictions do you think are being written *this very moment* for the sole purpose of depicting batman and his oral skills?

    • @trentBowie
      @trentBowie 3 года назад +81

      *after checking AO3*
      ...ummmm, lots?
      Here's a GOOD one!
      archiveofourown.org/works/32081878
      You're welcome...

    • @fpedrosa2076
      @fpedrosa2076 3 года назад +43

      @@trentBowie Thank you for your service.

    • @trentBowie
      @trentBowie 3 года назад +24

      @@fpedrosa2076 My pleasure! ;)

    • @confoundedcoconut7500
      @confoundedcoconut7500 3 года назад +13

      @@trentBowie Wow...thanks for that.
      I had no idea tracing letters was a thing. Caught me off guard. >///

    • @damien678
      @damien678 3 года назад +20

      spitefics are so plentiful already, i'd say an absolute Fuckton

  • @elephantbrandmcmahan
    @elephantbrandmcmahan 3 года назад +365

    Now we know they’re casting DJ Khaled as Batman in the next reboot

    • @Asummersdaydreamer14
      @Asummersdaydreamer14 3 года назад +76

      Lol that’s literally one of the few personal facts I know about him since I do not follow his music

    • @ぼじん-o5r
      @ぼじん-o5r 3 года назад +9

      💀💀

    • @belias360
      @belias360 3 года назад +7

      Nooooooooooooooo! XD

    • @kiatorrette5631
      @kiatorrette5631 3 года назад +7

      @@Asummersdaydreamer14 "his" music lol

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭

  • @alphabettical1
    @alphabettical1 3 года назад +440

    They really think the child toy-buyers would care? They really think the ADULT toy-buyers would care???

    • @mirroredhour
      @mirroredhour 3 года назад +59

      Lmao the thought of some preschooler not wanting a batman toy because he eats pussy is so ludicrous like what world are these DC people living in

    • @RectPropagation
      @RectPropagation 3 года назад +43

      "But the toy sales!" has, bizarrely, become the go to excuse for every clearly wrongheaded decision in animation. At this point it's an admission that the real reason is personal bias on the part of the decision makers.

    • @maduinargentus5878
      @maduinargentus5878 3 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure they don't want backlash from what they consider are "adult toy-buyers"

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 3 года назад +9

      @@maduinargentus5878 idk, I think the average adult toy buyer wouldn't care in the least lol. it'd probably be a selling point. heroism isn't refusing to go down on someone. remember how DJ Khaled was generally likeable but then everyone clowned him when he said HE didn't do it?
      only argument I can see to the contrary is a fake Christian values group or something getting mad & refusing to buy the toys for their kid.... but it begs the question, the rampant violence/bad language in DC is acceptable but female pleasure is not???

    • @maduinargentus5878
      @maduinargentus5878 3 года назад +6

      @@ambriaashley3383 Oh, I don't mean ACTUAL adult toy-buyers but what DC's management CONSIDERS the "adult toy-buyer". The entitled, loud, grumpy dude, probably complaining about "canon" and "women invading geek spaces", the kind of person the intro of that one episode laughed at, the kind of person who would complain they're making Batman "unmanly" if they did have him eat pussy on screen

  • @cathunsworth7915
    @cathunsworth7915 3 года назад +360

    In a world where men feel able to say “heroes don’t do that”, I’d say performing cunnilingus makes you a hero. It’s a low bar but, hey, they caused it.

  • @alyvsraptor
    @alyvsraptor 3 года назад +276

    DC really doing a "think of the children" take right here.

    • @vigilantsycamore8750
      @vigilantsycamore8750 3 года назад +20

      DC: "You know, maybe the Comics Code wasn't that bad"

    • @juliocesar899
      @juliocesar899 3 года назад +13

      Snyder Batman on the corner beating someone to death: "THINK
      ...OF...THE CHILDREN!!!

  • @SloanePaoPow
    @SloanePaoPow 3 года назад +1316

    Movie executives: Heroes don't do that.
    Also movie executives: Why are the female fans so thirsty for villians?
    Women: They do what the heroes cannot 😏😏😏

    • @TheMorganVEVO
      @TheMorganVEVO 3 года назад +38

      Lmao!

    • @Rebecca-oh5yh
      @Rebecca-oh5yh 3 года назад +96

      I never want to hear anyone ask why women prefer villains ever again.

    • @sillysimic79
      @sillysimic79 3 года назад +269

      Of course billionaire Bruce Wayne doesn't perform the only ethical consumption under capitalism

    • @Desthemess413
      @Desthemess413 3 года назад +76

      @@sillysimic79 your comment wins

    • @TheMorganVEVO
      @TheMorganVEVO 3 года назад +13

      @@sillysimic79 😂

  • @theoian
    @theoian 3 года назад +345

    DC: "Heroes don't do that"
    The Porn Industry: "haha.. are you sure?"

  • @felineintuition7722
    @felineintuition7722 3 года назад +219

    Also, there’s no way in hell that Catwoman isn’t a face-rider. She also wouldn’t accept any bs from Batman

  • @tormuse2916
    @tormuse2916 3 года назад +280

    I think you hit the nail on the head when you said that DC's position isn't just about puritanical ideas of sex; it's about the idea that women having pleasure is somehow "immoral." And I think that's just sad. :(
    Honestly, in any situation of sexy times, if everyone involved isn't enjoying it, then something has gone wrong.

    • @nondescriptcat5620
      @nondescriptcat5620 3 года назад +54

      It's the same as the reaction to WAP. Exploring women's desires and pleasure is a threat to the idea that sex is something that men want and women provide in exchange for resources, which is like the Ur-form of Patriarchy.
      What's especially gross is that they're *fine* depicting sexual violence, but a healthy, loving relationship is taboo, *especially* if it centers female pleasure.

    • @agravery223
      @agravery223 3 года назад +15

      Yeah this is upsetting and explains why so many cis heterosexual females never experience orgasms. Truly tragic.

  • @lucindaegonzales
    @lucindaegonzales 3 года назад +200

    "I have AO3 for that and she, provides" 7:26
    PREACH SISTER!

  • @chris-the-human
    @chris-the-human 3 года назад +203

    Batman having his legs shattered by Bane, and then acting like a child during recovery was far more jarring of my view of him than seeing him go down on Catwoman would have been

    • @astroboystan
      @astroboystan 3 года назад +44

      I think it would honestly improve my view on him.

  • @katherinealvarez9216
    @katherinealvarez9216 3 года назад +800

    This really is a dumb controversy. Bruce has like seven kids and one on the way with Selina. And he's with Selina and had many other partners. and Harley Quinn is a rated R series. And they're being prudes on this?

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb 3 года назад +110

      Misogynist prudes.

    • @Nassit-Gnuoy
      @Nassit-Gnuoy 3 года назад +23

      Maybe the Killing Joke backlash got them shook. 😂

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 3 года назад +1

      @@Nassit-Gnuoy so? I'm shocked by poor storytelling but Im fine.

    • @Stonewren
      @Stonewren 3 года назад +17

      @@katherinealvarez9216 The "they" in their comment was referring to the DC execs, not you ❤️

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 3 года назад

      @@Stonewren true, very true.

  • @silversamantha
    @silversamantha 3 года назад +188

    I agree about Kal El. He's been with Lois *and* Diana. Nobody's gonna convince me those women didn't tell him what's what.

  • @for.tax.reasons
    @for.tax.reasons 3 года назад +101

    The asmr whispering of "Tony stark had I N T E R C O U R S E" killed me lol

  • @coRynnstar
    @coRynnstar 3 года назад +98

    "Lois would NOT ACCEPT anything less" *STANDING OVATION* THAT'S MY CLARK RIGHT THERE.

    • @omechron
      @omechron 3 года назад +16

      Plus there's a very real chance that standard intercourse would blow Lois' entire skeleton out the top of her head.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 года назад +9

      Kal-El can keep up the full range of useful speeds, too.

  • @DuckGoesQuack
    @DuckGoesQuack 3 года назад +178

    God, I hope that this stupid controversy makes DC cave in and put this scene back in. Also, let's be fair, batman would go down on catwoman.

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 3 года назад +37

      or they continue the story and the reason they broke up is Catwoman met someone who goes downtown. XD

  • @felineintuition7722
    @felineintuition7722 3 года назад +134

    Double also; The HQ show has a running gag of Harley thinking Batman fucks bats. That’s acceptable, but going down on a character it’s already referenced he’s having some kind of sexual relationship isnt?

    • @turner15
      @turner15 3 года назад +10

      It has what? Gotta watch this!

  • @chrisa432
    @chrisa432 3 года назад +174

    This whole thing reminds me of the brief Soprano's arc where Junior is almost ruined because it gets out that he goes down on his goomah. I remember thinking it was such a ridiculous position for people to have and that it was obviously overplayed for effect as yet another example of toxic masculinity and yet here we are in the real world with these execs having basically the same take as a fictional New Jersey mob crew...

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 3 года назад +14

      I thought the same thing at the time. Figured it was Italian machismo.
      Anyway, would like, but you’re at 69 and that too perfect

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 3 года назад +18

      mhm... it's definitely cultural. I've heard this stigma with Jamaican men as well, years ago. but it's 2021 now & people were being so open about literally eating ass like 2 years ago lol. Lord let us move past these ridiculous double standards pls 🙏🏿

    • @maurinet2291
      @maurinet2291 3 года назад +19

      I was totally thrown back to Sopranos too. But the one where Tony's asked in session why he has a mistress and he says something like, "I do things with her I'd never do with my wife. She kisses my children with that mouth!" This edict seems to come from the same kind of place.

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Год назад +1

      "We're here because of psychology and cunnilingus"
      -Tony Soprano.

    • @remytherat2929
      @remytherat2929 Год назад

      @@maurinet2291Madonna/ wh*re complex, Freud strikes again!

  • @AmethystMarie
    @AmethystMarie 3 года назад +74

    Gamora's "I love you more than anything" in Infinity War worked for me because it happened around three years after GotG2. I don't love the fact that that's three years of character development that we didn't get to see onscreen, but it makes sense to me that it would've happened.

  • @taliaalghul9224
    @taliaalghul9224 3 года назад +75

    "You know they smashin'" Someone banging on the wall emphasising the point! lol

  • @youtubeuserremainsanonymou9022
    @youtubeuserremainsanonymou9022 3 года назад +36

    I believe that Batman would have protection and props for all activities at all times in his utility belt. He could be a great way to promote responsible, safe sex

  • @octosalias5785
    @octosalias5785 3 года назад +105

    Batman is a master of combat and espionage, of course he eats out. You think he could roll with Talia Al Ghul if he didn't?
    Literally the only reason is because he is their most popular character. There is tons of sex in DC comics.

  • @joanmoriarity8738
    @joanmoriarity8738 3 года назад +100

    Please keep saying these things, because I so seldom hear it and I end up feeling like I'm the only one.
    Side note - depictions of curiously bloodless violence: not a threat to the commonly-accepted worldview. Depictions of real intimacy: serious threat to the commonly-accepted worldview. We can kill each other and hurt each other all day and things can go on much as they have (until the ecology collapses), but if we learn to love each other, that's a threat.

  • @lewa3910
    @lewa3910 3 года назад +78

    Isn't harley quinn an R rated show? What have brave and the bold or young justice batman toys got to do with that? These executives make No Sense!

  • @Inscriptions37
    @Inscriptions37 3 года назад +49

    I'm guessing this has less to do with explicit content in general and more to do with toxic masculinity and the problems people like the MPAA have always had with "strong" male protagonists being submissive in any way during sex. I'm sure DC would allow a woman to go down on Batman, but Batman going down on someone else means he's "feminine" and "weak." Same reason we can't seem to get a canonically gay or male bisexual hero in a major comic book movie franchise. Good thing Disney can't control what Bucky does in my imagination...

  • @nicmoo588
    @nicmoo588 3 года назад +53

    DC needs to take some advice from The Witcher's Geralt, who canonically routinely goes down on his partners.

  • @Tubemansi
    @Tubemansi 3 года назад +22

    I had never before thought about Batman performing cunnilingus, but once I saw it mentioned I went "...Well of course he would. He's Batman! He's studied and practiced EVERYTHING! He probably knows 1000 ways to destroy OR PLEASURE any given person he meets, just in case the situation calls for it."

  • @avadarkness666
    @avadarkness666 3 года назад +24

    Do these executives NOT know who Batman is?!? Anybody with that much latex and leather in their wardrobe will not only eat the cat, he probably licks her boots, too. Trust me, I know the type 😉

  • @alyssasteed8227
    @alyssasteed8227 3 года назад +40

    "The bar is... high. It's in Hell, but it's high in Hell." LOVE THAT LINE!

  • @TheCasualTaurus
    @TheCasualTaurus 3 года назад +4

    NOT FANFICTION WILL PROVIDE ME *cuts to new scene* 🤣🤣🤣 I LIVE

  • @fortunatesoul12
    @fortunatesoul12 3 года назад +101

    I think you hit the nail with the comparison to the MCU. Although I have patience with a bunch of their bullshit, more and more its going like the Fast and Furious franchise: a bunch of non sexual beautiful people, who just banter and have big action scenes, who we presumed they are hetero yet dont express any sexual-affection to anyone

    • @allisonf3508
      @allisonf3508 3 года назад +12

      I mean, Fast and the furious always had a lot of homoerotic eye contact to me… but Im pretty sure you’re correct that that’s what the film makers are going for

    • @angelofthe2000s
      @angelofthe2000s 2 года назад +2

      @@tomffrench3111no there always is a terribly written romantic subplot that’s part of the problem, the relationship just always lacks anything resembling chemistry (it’s sexless!!)

  • @trgdr777
    @trgdr777 3 года назад +58

    This video is great (also hilarious). I'm glad you touched on the MCU being sexless with lots of bloodless violence too. I've thought a lot about the lack of PG films nowadays, and it feels like those were replaced by the "PG-13 but still for kids" commercial sweet spot. More violence than PG family films keeps adults entertained, and since it's bloodless they won't feel bad about bringing the kids, but the sex had to go. And since even excellent PG films like Spider-verse don't make nearly as much money, it's easy to see why they do it. This Harley Quinn situation is just ridiculous though.

  • @klisterklister2367
    @klisterklister2367 3 года назад +48

    bruce timm have drawn softcore porn of pretty much all the dc female villains and he was in charge of batman the animated the series in the 90s. what the actual double standard

  • @kiarrasayshi
    @kiarrasayshi 3 года назад +84

    As a fellow DC fan, I love how this turned into a criticism of the MCU 😂 But yes, yes, YES to all the above. Sex doesn't need to be R rated (or even NC-27)! Fade to black, have some good cuddles, or, in this case, have Batman pop out from under the covers. Done. Also would love to see your thoughts on Harley Quinn. I hated it at first, but watched it because it was the new thing on DCUniverse. Feelings now are just meh, but you are much better at articulating yours.

  • @Namlessnomad
    @Namlessnomad 3 года назад +119

    Honestly until you pointed it out I hadn't even noticed how sexless the MCU is. And I think that's pretty indicative of a lot of those films' pacing. Often we're lucky to see the plot slow down enough for any real intimacy. Beyond the Buffy-esch banter of some of the Avengers movies, most of the big tent-pole installments are way more focused on cramming action into every scene. TBF Dr. Strange had some alright pacing, but enlightenment-of-a-white-doctor-journeys aside, very little romance and very little sex. Great video!

    • @tlozmeowcatz7991
      @tlozmeowcatz7991 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, it's something I was surprised with and only realized after watching Agents of Shield. The show used to be part of the MCU, but it was funny how thrown off I was by characters just casually having sex in an MCU show. I think the last time there was anything sex-related in the MCU outside of the shows was the first Iron-man with Tony and that one reporter, at least that I can remember.

    • @stephaniewilliams6756
      @stephaniewilliams6756 3 года назад +1

      No dude it's because the MCU is sexless bland drivel slopped together by Disney Fox Marvel Incorporated

    • @paulinedunne3481
      @paulinedunne3481 3 года назад +19

      i think that's part of the reason there's so litle investment in any of the canon relationships by fans. i cant think of anyone in the mcu having sex in a 'fade to black' since iron man. sure there's evidence of sex, but only BARELY. they mention it, peter is gamora's 'long term booty call' but would it have KILLED them to have her throw him up against a wall and rapidly get dressed in the morning while ignoring the fact he would like more than sex. like not be all 'writing advice 101 show dont tell'. but there was an AWFUL lot of telling in that relationship. pining while friends with benefits because neither of htem are able to be emotionally vulnerable is a god tier romance trope and they just wasted it on a throwaway joke. and i never really thought about it, but there's NOTHING for anyone. wanda and vision have kids together through MAGIC. like i'm ace so im not surprised i didn't notice, but now that i see it, i see it. you rarely even see characters in a bedroom together.

    • @maurinet2291
      @maurinet2291 3 года назад +4

      Loved that insight. It may be why I can take or leave the MCU, except for a handful of films. I mean it's fun while it lasts, except for a couple clunkers I don't mind them. But there's nothing that draws me in and makes me care.

    • @TheFlash-rh2el
      @TheFlash-rh2el Год назад

      Sex is worse for Disney than violence

  • @thatmessy132
    @thatmessy132 3 года назад +71

    I think the fact that they put... anything into the friendships they present that we have no choice but to see more in them than their romantic movies. Steve meets Sharon and Sam in the same movie and without meaning to Sam/Steve gives us more than Steve/Sharon.

    • @thatmessy132
      @thatmessy132 3 года назад +4

      @Natalie Rochen I'm not anti-shipping or anything, I'm saying that they make it easier by putting chemistry into the friendships they write.

  • @worldofcardboard3203
    @worldofcardboard3203 3 года назад +24

    "It was like a dry fart"
    I lost it and also just no lie

  • @damien678
    @damien678 3 года назад +73

    as if catwoman wouldnt be pegging the ptsd outta him 💀💀💀

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi Год назад +3

      ROFL

    • @Freshpickedrainbows
      @Freshpickedrainbows 4 месяца назад +1

      FR. Bruce is definitely the kind of rich guy who wants to have someone take control.

  • @Encysted
    @Encysted 3 года назад +28

    3:08 "fan fiction will provide me" 😂 this is the true response. We're not asking for porn. That's what fan fiction and artists are for. We just want some acknowledgement of reality.

  • @errorsinconduct
    @errorsinconduct 3 года назад +10

    11:00 "That's why she a terrorist now" I'm dying

  • @Encysted
    @Encysted 3 года назад +25

    I want the producers to relent, and then the show to have a scene where Batman is complaining to Superman about being asked to perform cunnilingus, and Superman just tears into him for thinking he shouldn't: "of course I do that for Lois."

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 3 года назад +35

    9:00: I mean, if there had to be a line in this script that was interrupted by loud fireworks, that's a pretty good one.

  • @charleythemush
    @charleythemush 3 года назад +10

    I'm obsessed with the energy of this video. Absolutely down for more rants like this.

  • @dreadlordvellan733
    @dreadlordvellan733 3 года назад +26

    I can't believe you missed the pinnacle of comics couple goals: Morticia and Gomez.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 3 года назад +7

      They are the pinnacle of ALL couples ever.

  • @pastlesandfish
    @pastlesandfish 3 года назад +11

    "You know they smashin'" Cue perfectly timed fireworks. :D

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 3 года назад +54

    See, DC should've taken this with stride and made _new_ batman toys geared towards a more adult audience.
    C'mon DC, make 👏 Justice League 👏 sex toys 👏

  • @mynameisuju
    @mynameisuju 3 года назад +21

    I'm sorry after you said it I can stop thinking about it.
    Are they saying all powerful badass Cat woman just stayed with a dude who refuse to eat her box??? That is highly insulting because if lil ol me with no super powers and inability to pull off full body latex has NEVER been with someone who wont go down, then how are they selling that all the women Batman has been with just never asked, and never moved on to greener pastures after he said no????? Sis it COULD NEVER be me

  • @caridadchang7895
    @caridadchang7895 3 года назад +24

    Someone made a joke about this back when the first trailer of BvS came out, but they pointed out how the MCU won't have their characters share a bed unless fully clothed while in BvS Lois and Clark are having sex in a bathtub

    • @TheFlash-rh2el
      @TheFlash-rh2el Год назад

      It's why the Snyderverse will probably be seen as the more valuable commodity later down the line.
      Marvel has only ever flipped their tone once and it was The Eternals; a film that basically bombed both commercially and critically for that tone flip.

  • @womanofdemise1661
    @womanofdemise1661 3 года назад +45

    Heroes don't do that in response to eating out? Guess I'm a villain

  • @shoesncheese
    @shoesncheese 3 года назад +7

    Shipping best friends and siblings makes so much more sense now. Those are the characters allowed to develop legit intimacy. Thank you for that revelation.

    • @shoesncheese
      @shoesncheese 3 года назад

      @@charlotte2845 thinking about those Winchester boys. It was always weird and gross to me but now I get why I appeals to some.

    • @pinkcupcake4717
      @pinkcupcake4717 3 года назад

      @@shoesncheese The Winchester brothers were the *only* character dynamic until Castiel was introduced.

  • @mattnastasi1382
    @mattnastasi1382 3 года назад +37

    I wonder what evidence they have that people won't buy an action figure if the subject goes downtown.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 года назад +21

      It's probably a shaky syllogism. "People buy more action figures of heroic characters than unheroic ones" + "Perverse sex is unheroic" + "The only non-perverse sex is sex that fits in this narrow male-focused role" or something.

    • @mattnastasi1382
      @mattnastasi1382 3 года назад +25

      @@timothymclean Toxic masculinity + fear of feminine sexuality = some boring ass portrayals :)

  • @rjones6127
    @rjones6127 3 года назад +70

    I love how this whole controversy will likely get more people to watch the Harley Quinn show. Which they def should, because it’s awesome.

  • @wombatschaefer5408
    @wombatschaefer5408 3 года назад +33

    Oh dear, lol, thanks for the unexpected topic, very entertaining

  • @melkapitan8531
    @melkapitan8531 3 года назад +11

    My sympathies for the fireworks at this time of year. We have them here too. My cats just woke up hearing them in your video at the 9min mark.

  • @miguelcruz2941
    @miguelcruz2941 3 года назад +21

    What a way of telling us that Harley Quinn really knows how to toss Ivy's salad.

    • @ceilazel6061
      @ceilazel6061 3 года назад +2

      This is the best thing I've read all day🪴🥗

  • @brendanparker3253
    @brendanparker3253 3 года назад +9

    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to satisfy your partner

  • @kimberlyroth148
    @kimberlyroth148 3 года назад +5

    I love how you brought up "This film is not yet rated"!!! I fell in love with that when I was 18, and have hated the MPAA ever since. Fuck the MPAA, love your videos!

  • @wolfmantheimpaler
    @wolfmantheimpaler 3 года назад +51

    I'm reminded of the clip from Batman the Brave and the Bold.
    *BATMAN DOES NOT EAT PIE!*

  • @troyareyes
    @troyareyes 3 года назад +103

    I feel like this rampant lack of intimacy in these action movies is just a hard overcorrection from the critiques of last era. Because I remember growing up it was a VERY common complaint that every action movie had a "tacked on romance" and any one of them that dared to not have that got tons of praise.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 года назад +41

      So they left in the romance subplots but gut them of anything that could make them meaningful, guaranteeing they'd feel tacked on? Sounds like a boardroom interpretation of criticism.

    • @lindsaythegreat
      @lindsaythegreat 3 года назад +25

      The problem is the "tacked on", not the "romance". Give me a developed love interest chatters with a subplot other than hooking up with the lead, and I'm there for it!

    • @digitaljanus
      @digitaljanus 3 года назад +20

      That's because most of them were tacked on only to demonstrate that the protagonist is 100% straight no homo.

    • @choisancutenessaggression
      @choisancutenessaggression 3 года назад +9

      its like the problem wasnt the romance the problem was that it was a tacked on afterthought lol

  • @JulianVJacobs
    @JulianVJacobs 3 года назад +6

    "that's why she's a terrorist now" waaaaaahhhh

  • @Team_Orchid
    @Team_Orchid 3 года назад +57

    To be fair in the BTA/JLU universe Batman being celibate is an outright plot point, but the excuse they gave for this show is bs. Having sex is not a villain thing and not having sex is not a hero thing. I wouldn't be surprised if the JLU version of The Flash was DTF.
    Personally I'm fine with Batman having sex, so long as he's doing it with people he trusts *a lot* and not just sleeping with anyone. He doesn't seem like the type for casual sex.

    • @wisdommanari6701
      @wisdommanari6701 3 года назад

      Uh idk are you referring to the justice league universe after he slept with Andrea in masks of the phantasm? Because in batman beyond they say that Barbra stayed with batman and not just as a team mate.

  • @julinofooly
    @julinofooly 3 года назад +2

    Oh wow i hadn't realized you do have extra vids on nebula til you mentioned it here! More videos for tonight!!

  • @QuintessentialQs
    @QuintessentialQs 3 года назад +16

    "I unfortunately still watch Big Mouth." LOL, I know the feeling. There's just something about Nick Kroll's comedy I can't look away from.

  • @elliotlofton9970
    @elliotlofton9970 3 года назад +17

    "Feminists, why aren't you happy? We had Batgirl on top!"
    😭😭😭

  • @logan5818
    @logan5818 3 года назад +8

    They are lying, batman's jawline is pure muscle, built from eating someone out at least 4-5 times per week. If not catwoman, then who?

  • @DaveTh3Ninja
    @DaveTh3Ninja 2 года назад +3

    Khalil is the best africanization of a superhero since Vishawn and headcanon accepted.

  • @shelbymachado8712
    @shelbymachado8712 3 года назад +7

    This video was hilarious.
    Very curious to hear your thoughts on Harley Quinn as someone who's seen a couple episodes but didn't get into it into it.
    I feel like as an ace I have to declare I still agree with this video in totality lol.

  • @funmisoroye4510
    @funmisoroye4510 3 года назад +2

    "the humanity of pain and love and tenderness is just missing" yes!!!!! Great vid!!!!!

  • @Ironattheend
    @Ironattheend 3 года назад +14

    It is still absolutely wild to me that the MPAA system equates sex and violence so completely. One is this beautiful thing and the other literally harms everyone involved but nope, they're both bad shut it down.

  • @AriannaMcquillen
    @AriannaMcquillen 3 года назад +2

    your analysis is so apt and i love the way you predict so much more of new disney series. i also like the honesty about what makes tension over a movie or multiple movies. give us more romance, i beg ya

  • @issiahharris6134
    @issiahharris6134 3 года назад +7

    “He had shiara so sprung in ancient Egypt and present day” Lmfaoooo

  • @Furore2323
    @Furore2323 3 года назад +1

    This is all good
    but I want to particularly thank you
    for the ace/aro recognition.

  • @darkservantofheaven
    @darkservantofheaven 3 года назад +10

    Your hair is life in this video!

  • @helenmorris1360
    @helenmorris1360 3 года назад +6

    Literally all of this video, it feels like an unwritten Hayes Code ruling the MCU and other big players rn. Let intimacy live!!

  • @hyenaedits3460
    @hyenaedits3460 3 года назад +6

    I was expecting a funny rant about the Batman thing and got an awesome take on the lack of intimacy in film. You really put into words why I've been disinterested in modern films lately. They feel sterilized and rely on shorthand to show that people have a bond, without actually understanding how relationships work.

  • @spookydonkey42
    @spookydonkey42 3 года назад +1

    Please keep posting these on RUclips they are cathartic af 🙏

  • @galactic85
    @galactic85 3 года назад +54

    I just think it's hilarious that this is where they drew the line. An r-rated harley quinn show based on a character from a show that was intended for children? Totally fine! Zack Snyder wants to make a photo of wonder woman where she carries around decapitated heads like a serial killer? Totally fine! Sue Dibney getting assaulted by Dr light for cheap shock value because Dan Didio thought the story "needed" it? Totally find! Two dudes want to make a batgirl story where an underage barbara gordon has to go into a nudist cult? Totally fine! Batman giving consensual oral sex to a woman he loves? WOAH! Way too far! Think of the children!
    Seriously...DC hasn't had any desire to make "all ages" material in decades. They don't care about making kid friendly stuff and it's ridiculous that this was 'over the line' and not say...the killing joke, which Alan Moore himself says is one of the worst things he has ever written.

    • @jjj7790
      @jjj7790 3 года назад +7

      They already OK'd Batman dick silhouette in an official comic, which is pretty wild for the USA.
      Actually, this response might be because of the Batdick situation, now that I think about it...

    • @valeriarossini543
      @valeriarossini543 3 года назад +5

      @@jjj7790 the batwang lives rent-free in my head tbh it was so wild, so sad that they ended up censoring it

    • @jjj7790
      @jjj7790 3 года назад +3

      @@valeriarossini543 My favorite part about them censoring it was that the original printing suddenly became a collector's item.
      People were paying a thousand dollars for the batwang.

  • @Readera
    @Readera 3 года назад +15

    The reason im liking the Disney+ is that Im loving the character driving parts of the story. Ao3 for ever

  • @kessler5902
    @kessler5902 3 года назад +12

    Everyone knows that heroes have good, clean, family-friendly, procreative sex. Anything other than that is perverse and villainous.
    That's why women prefer the villains.

  • @chelmrtz
    @chelmrtz 3 года назад +2

    “She provides” ✨

  • @natmorse-noland9133
    @natmorse-noland9133 3 года назад +5

    "It was so dry. That's why she's a terrorist now."
    Girl I just about choked on my iced coffee! 💀💀

  • @spuriusbrocoli4701
    @spuriusbrocoli4701 3 года назад +1

    I loved this video; I especially loved its mention of "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" bc it's one of my fave documentaries. Also, good on you to release a video w/ an Edelgard poster in the background on her birthday, lol.