Well, she has been through a lot of rads lately. You never know what mutations might arise... "I had a vagina, but I'm not sure if I still do. But I do have this shiny new penis now. It glows in the dark and everything!"
Memes aside thats actually a pretty nice shot of the two sitting on the bench. Besides, The sole survivor isn’t wearing some extremely modded galaxy-slute armour and Preston is not dressed as Woody.
@@floofyfoxxo744 Fallout New Vegas has new DLC called "The Frontier" look it up. Better than anything Bethsoft has done since NV. And that was Obsidian, really lol. Fuck Todd Howard
@@sotngaming8282 For context... This started out as me making fun of RUclipsrs who make videos with titles that either have a completely different subject compared to the video, or it is actually what they believe that's in the title, and it's just extremely outlandish... And then it became a challenge to see what random cringey bullshit I could come up with off the top of my head. TALKING ASS IN FALLOUT 5 AT 3 AM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL) 🤣🤣🤣😕😕☹️☹️☹️😢😢😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪😝 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS LOL SO QUIRKY AND RANDOM XD X3 UWU Sorry.
i know "haha preston say settlement need help" is the hottest meme of 2287 but to be honest, he's really one of the most sweet and good-hearted people in the commonwealth
He would be sweet and good hearted in a normal world. In fallout he is kinda nutz. He recruits the first person he meets to solo a small army of drugged up banditos and then points them to literally where they came from, then continues to never be helpful again by patrolling one settlement and never recruiting anyone else. Preston is a lunatic. ALSO THE TWAT MOVES INTO YOUR HOME AND THEN ACTS LIKE HIS GROUP FOUNDED THE PLACE.
i like to think this was Bethesda making fun of themselves about screwing up some lines in Fallout 3 that mistake your female character for a male (Dad, Colonel Autumn, etc.)
@@somethingsomewhere2062 X6-88 alters between calling my female SS sir and ma'am, it's just that one sentence, that he alters from time to time: "A successful mission on all accounts, sir" "A successful mission on all accounts, ma'am" He's kinda "Undecided" (see what I did there?).
General, I love you. almost as much as I love Tenpines Bluff or Oberland Station. Summerville Place and Warick Homestead. the Abernathys and the Finch Family. The Slog, and County Crossing.
i like preston he is dopey but he understands situations like a normal person and says what we would say like when he saw the treasure at Jamaica plains or for evey moment he is like NOPE! he is also a lazy shit doe i mean he always asks me to do the main shit for the minute men, why me? im the general and they keep giving me tasks like none stop! we have an army and the only thing i see them do is take back the castle
+Aaron Hapgood You don't have an army. The Minutemen were down to a handful of scattered lucky groups of maybe five or six boys and girls across the Commonwealth and a scant few individuals that survived. Rebuilding from that, and especially after the shitfest the Minutemen had been turning into... You're doing all this manual labor because you're the only one who can. Nobody else in the Commonwealth can do the shack building, crop setting, mechanical work and all that other crap you can do, and at the beginning you were the only killer Preston had to send out to settlements. Then it turns out you're really fucking good at it and seemingly have no complaints, so he relies on you as a boon of chance while he spends most of his time being paranoid and, more importantly, building the Minutemen itself back up from the ground.
Furious Finch yes but we have capable people inside the minutemen and in case you havent moticed there seems to be no shortage of farmer, as for the mechanical side of it i am sure that there are like 50 good mechanics or doctors and i am almost certain that almost everyone in the commonwealth knows how to use a gun. the minutemens problem can be seen somewhat similar to the ncr. The ncr has lost a lot of territory similar to how the minutemen are just starting to rebuild . alot of them are spread out as experienced soldiers but that problem can be solved easier if they start training 3 settlement that are close to the castle. then after that another 3 and just repeat the process and you have a well made organisation that doesnt depend on the general doing all of the manual labour especially when he was frozen for 200 years and has a lot of mental trauma to get over
I like to imagine that the Sole Survivor is actually just the muscle of the Minutemen, while Preston does the PR. I mean, if you have him with you when visiting settlements everyone gives him free, pretty cool stuff like stimpacks, ammo, and sometimes even fusion cores (which you can then take).
One time I was doing The Old guns quest and Ronnie Shaw just kept walking into a fence. All of a sudden Preston says 'and Then they knew. The Minutemen were back'.
of course, I was just giving an expression, n-not to be offensive... m-maybe another settlement could use your help? I've already marked it on your map...
"I mean, not that I'm specifically paying attention or anything... What I AM paying attention to is this settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map"
you know preston is the one who is invincible and has infinite ammo he should really be the one to go and kill the raiders that are attacking a settlement
It’s actually fascinating and sad at the same time how much better Fallout 4 made gender choiced conversations than both Assassin‘s Creed Odyssey and Valhalla. There, you are always adressed in a gender neutral way which takes a but away from being unique.
I believe in Odyssey the legendary armours can change with the genders. Like on Alexios you can get Achilies' armour but on Kassandra you can get Amazonian's armour which does empower her Amazonian features
Preston meant hero/protagonist when he said "good guy". And before we get into "is Nate or Nora the canon choice?" here is a slight newsflash: The game allows the player to change almost everything about them that isn't crucial to the plot of the game, which technically means they both are and aren't the canon choice since 1: you don't even need to be a protagonist, you can be chaotic evil if you want. 2: their name is normally changed by most players, same with their looks and stats. 3: the wiki acknowledges the character creation features. 4: both according to their backstory have ways to survive. Nate can fight most enemies with ease since he was a military veteran, unlike Nora, but Nora can still survive relatively easy given her degree, she could figure out how to make the right connections with each faction with little to no problem.
But just........hear me out for a second there's raiders attacking a settlement let me mark it on your map
+ciaran geoghegan ...Babe
at least it's not raining
+Issack Marquez well, at least it's not ra-...fuck I was gonna type that!
*is sitting in the glowing sea*Preston:were taking in rads
me:no sht..
😂😂
i love how she checked herself to make sure
Well, she has been through a lot of rads lately. You never know what mutations might arise...
"I had a vagina, but I'm not sure if I still do. But I do have this shiny new penis now. It glows in the dark and everything!"
Yea, her hands...
Ikr
I feel as though that was to emphasise the sarcasm.
@@LSPig It's to see if they're small
Female survivor: here's a map of where you are in the friend zone.
You just caused the death of me by laughter 😆😂🤣☠️💀
OUCH LOL
Bro he just wanted to mark a settlement on your map. You didn’t have to kill him.
Ill mark it on your map
No, a confident man could have picked her up after that, or ambiguously laughed it off. He put himself in the friend zone all on his own.
*preston feels uncomfortable now*
*little preston's feeling a little stiff, though*
Lol gigity
_Strong disliked that_
+Dawn Of The Revolution (DTR) Unlike at this settlement that needs your help, here let me mark it on your map.
Eogos
...babe.
"Dear diary, today I nearly admitted to checking out the General. I must now commit ritual suicide.
Regards,
Preston Garvey."
"P.S. At least it's not raining."
P.s.s it literally started to rain after I said that, this can't get worse
+smnoy23 "P.s.s.s. I've made sure to leave at least 50 settlements that need help on a note for the General before I commit."
"p.s.s.s.s. babe"
"P.s.s.s.s.s I have a settlement for you to check out."
I love the little animation the Sole Survivor does as she says "I'm not a guy." Looking at her own hands as if to confirm with herself first.
Gotta check to make sure you don’t have a penis fingers
@@piggyblitz4404 ...Is that...Was that an Old World Blues (A Fallout: New Vegas DLC) reference..? Or am I just tired because it's 3 AM?
Viktoria Magrey only the intelligent mind of DR MOBUIS may ever know
@@ViktoriaMagrey i dont know what OWB is cause my IQ is only 99
@@playtime_foxy It's a Fallout: NV DLC. Also @Viktoria Magrey in OWB it was "Penis tipped feet" and Dr. Klein is the one who says the line. :P
Rain.
Preston Garvey Babe.
I'm calling the police.
So its raining now,huh?
Chocolate Rain.
Somebody Know
Some stay dry while others feel the pain
Memes aside thats actually a pretty nice shot of the two sitting on the bench. Besides, The sole survivor isn’t wearing some extremely modded galaxy-slute armour and Preston is not dressed as Woody.
i swear if someone dresses me up as woody one more fucking time...
@@prestongarvey2599 Your goddam lucky that you wont talk to me.
@@prestongarvey2599 How about NCR Ranger Armor? Is that cool?
@@floofyfoxxo744 Fallout New Vegas has new DLC called "The Frontier" look it up. Better than anything Bethsoft has done since NV. And that was Obsidian, really lol. Fuck Todd Howard
@@voLumez Isn't that a mod, not DLC?
He can't tell the difference, like a Sontaran or something; He only believes in one gender, no wonder he calls everyone 'Babe'
+Not my name This made me laugh way more than it should have xD
+-=GINGERBANTER-= thank you.
And that one gender.... is settlements.
Could be a Pokemon professor :P
@@overlorddante Ring a ding ding Bingo!
I think Preston tried to be the smoothest mother.... in the whole Commonwealth.
Tried.
and its working
@@officersbell what are you talking about everyone loves dumpster diving batman
@@jimbomclimbo7467 I am since a changed man. I have seen the error in my ways.
@@officersbell Dude, You're wrong
"Here me out for a second."
"I'm listening"
"I got another settlemen-"
yeah you lost your chance preston.
That settlement is stored in his balls ye know
@Bla Blaahb hey, no stealing my line!
@@MasterHall117
no its stored in the pen*s
@@AmeenAlnaimi
No, it comes out that area
"I got another settlemen-"
*Lock VATS on his crotch multiple times*
I'm not your guy, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!
I'm not your pal, guy!
I'm not your guy, amigo!
+Lachlan McLeod Im not your puto, ese!
I'm not your partner, chum!
XD I like how your character looks at her hands like, "At least I think I'm not..."
Who doesn't love a good smartarse? :P
VentedHalo Sentient asses confirmed for Fallout 5.
I love a good arse... Guess intelligence only enriches it, really.
VentedHalo
My entire family is a monarchy of smartasses
Wait it’s cait!
@@sotngaming8282
For context... This started out as me making fun of RUclipsrs who make videos with titles that either have a completely different subject compared to the video, or it is actually what they believe that's in the title, and it's just extremely outlandish... And then it became a challenge to see what random cringey bullshit I could come up with off the top of my head.
TALKING ASS IN FALLOUT 5 AT 3 AM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL) 🤣🤣🤣😕😕☹️☹️☹️😢😢😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪😝 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS LOL SO QUIRKY AND RANDOM XD X3 UWU
Sorry.
i know "haha preston say settlement need help" is the hottest meme of 2287 but to be honest, he's really one of the most sweet and good-hearted people in the commonwealth
He would be sweet and good hearted in a normal world. In fallout he is kinda nutz. He recruits the first person he meets to solo a small army of drugged up banditos and then points them to literally where they came from, then continues to never be helpful again by patrolling one settlement and never recruiting anyone else. Preston is a lunatic. ALSO THE TWAT MOVES INTO YOUR HOME AND THEN ACTS LIKE HIS GROUP FOUNDED THE PLACE.
@@DumAzzFairythat’s kind of entirely your fault if he’s “useless”. Dumbass
i like to think this was Bethesda making fun of themselves about screwing up some lines in Fallout 3 that mistake your female character for a male (Dad, Colonel Autumn, etc.)
+frosty bite I still get a lot of glitches when I walk into Vault 81. Everyone calls me brave woman for giving Austin the cure.
𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘮.
Something Somewhere oh boy
@@somethingsomewhere2062 X6-88 alters between calling my female SS sir and ma'am, it's just that one sentence, that he alters from time to time:
"A successful mission on all accounts, sir"
"A successful mission on all accounts, ma'am"
He's kinda "Undecided" (see what I did there?).
Preston: "You really are one of the good guys you know?"
Sole Survivor: "Did you just assume my gender?!?!"
+thesenceoofmorality Does that mean The Brotherhood of Steel will become a bunch of politically correct teens who identify as non-binary?
+thesenceofmorality Those are the ones you hoped got burned in a nukes fire
nerdsweeper no the opposite that would be the railroad they would the "normal" cis white mail who needs to check there privalage
Mr. Black Already done.
JackSpackProductions im dying
“Not that I’m looking, or anything!”
He is such a sweet boy! He’s so good!
When a settlement isn't in danger.
Preston: "Hear me out for a second" *leans over and begins to whisper in her ear* "There is another settlement....
Did he just admit that he checks SS out?
Who wouldn't check the SS out?
@@iceoriental123 Especially Jennifer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@The Unusual Private Same
Yeah those black uniforms look awesome
@@kapitan19969838 Did you notice that we have skulls on our caps? Hanz, are we the baddies?
The sarcastic dialogues are so funny
Female lone survivor: On the map is a location called the friend zone. I set a way point for you.
It's a settlement that needs help
Don't have fallout, but I'd always pick the sarcastic replies. I just love them xDDD
+THtive 55 Some of them are really nasty actually, like nearly every sarcastic line with Nick Valentine.
+Shoes My favorite is when you talk to Billy (the ghoul in the refrigerator) sarcastically. It's awfully cruel, but his response is hilarious.
+Shoes I loved some of them because most are morally neutral, but the ones with Valentine are mostly cruel jokes and dick moves.
+Shoes Valentine can dish it back, though.
Just watch the circumstance. If it's a serious situation, it's not going to be funny when you joke.
Sure, but not with Valentine. Usually all sarcastic Valentine responses are REALLY dickish.
"Just hear me out for a second... I got word of another settlement that needs our help."
You got a settlement in your pants! Let me plant a flag there to mark it on your map!
General, I love you. almost as much as I love Tenpines Bluff or Oberland Station. Summerville Place and Warick Homestead. the Abernathys and the Finch Family. The Slog, and County Crossing.
He's such a romantic
Player: "There is a place in the friend-zone that needs your attention, I'll mark it on your map."
i like preston he is dopey but he understands situations like a normal person and says what we would say like when he saw the treasure at Jamaica plains or for evey moment he is like NOPE! he is also a lazy shit doe i mean he always asks me to do the main shit for the minute men, why me? im the general and they keep giving me tasks like none stop! we have an army and the only thing i see them do is take back the castle
Yeah I think he is a really coo-
Wait a settlement needs our help,here,I'll mark it on your map
+Aaron Hapgood You don't have an army. The Minutemen were down to a handful of scattered lucky groups of maybe five or six boys and girls across the Commonwealth and a scant few individuals that survived. Rebuilding from that, and especially after the shitfest the Minutemen had been turning into...
You're doing all this manual labor because you're the only one who can. Nobody else in the Commonwealth can do the shack building, crop setting, mechanical work and all that other crap you can do, and at the beginning you were the only killer Preston had to send out to settlements. Then it turns out you're really fucking good at it and seemingly have no complaints, so he relies on you as a boon of chance while he spends most of his time being paranoid and, more importantly, building the Minutemen itself back up from the ground.
Furious Finch yes but we have capable people inside the minutemen and in case you havent moticed there seems to be no shortage of farmer, as for the mechanical side of it i am sure that there are like 50 good mechanics or doctors and i am almost certain that almost everyone in the commonwealth knows how to use a gun. the minutemens problem can be seen somewhat similar to the ncr. The ncr has lost a lot of territory similar to how the minutemen are just starting to rebuild . alot of them are spread out as experienced soldiers but that problem can be solved easier if they start training 3 settlement that are close to the castle. then after that another 3 and just repeat the process and you have a well made organisation that doesnt depend on the general doing all of the manual labour especially when he was frozen for 200 years and has a lot of mental trauma to get over
I like to imagine that the Sole Survivor is actually just the muscle of the Minutemen, while Preston does the PR. I mean, if you have him with you when visiting settlements everyone gives him free, pretty cool stuff like stimpacks,
ammo, and sometimes even fusion cores (which you can then take).
Yea they cant even make their own beds even with the YUGE pile of resources I bring back. Spolt
when the screen cuts out: "I have something a bit different for you..."
@Bla Blaahb make it three or I'll leave
You know I can understand why father dislikes The Minutemen, I wouldn't want Preston to be my stepfather
One time I was doing The Old guns quest and Ronnie Shaw just kept walking into a fence. All of a sudden Preston says 'and Then they knew. The Minutemen were back'.
he can't even look at you; he's staring at nothing
no wonder he didn't know
I always wanted Preston to throw me around like a ragdoll and decimate my body against a tree.
Preston: hear me out for a second
Vid runtime:….. no
I love it how she has to re-assure that she's not a guy by looking at herself
Lone survivor: I’m not a guy
Preston: I don’t care what’s in your pants I love you
For real though, +FluffyNinjaLlama, are you a guy?
+Lord Maniac Nope, I'm not a guy either, so Preston was 100% wrong :D
He's not your guy, pal
+lcmiracle You are not my pal bro
+lcmiracle He's not your pal, buddy.
+King Cranium Here we go..
Playing as nate when shaun calls father:
I’m here son!
Playing as nora: yo he dead
But you know what's more awkward than this, the settlement that needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.
“Hear me out for a second”
Danse liked that.
Preston: Well um...um...uhhhhhh...HERE IS A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP I'LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!
"Hey guys"
"Excuse me I'm a GRILLLLLLL"
Excuse me, I identify as a bipedal weapons platform. And you should check your privilege.
Well then, I'll get the burgers *seinfeld laugh track plays*
Guy is in that context gender neutral
@@doorstuck706 METAL GEAR???
"Hey guys... and grill."
“Hear me out for a second.” And then the video ends less than a second later.
My 3 year old cousin can write a character deeper and more meaningful than Preston Garvey.
+Ando Comando
Pissing off all the other factions is the least boring experience, though.
emotions are for softiey
+Preston Garvey softies*
+Preston Garvey another seltement needs your help here I'll mark it on your map
Ando Comando they're the Yes Men of F4 xD
I always assumed FNL was a ninja llama, who also happens to be fluffy.
of course, I was just giving an expression, n-not to be offensive...
m-maybe another settlement could use your help? I've already marked it on your map...
"I mean, not that I'm specifically paying attention or anything... What I AM paying attention to is this settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map"
Why was this recommended to me a little over 5 years later???
I love how they are sitting in a bench likes it's a sitcom while the Sole Survivor looks at her hands to make sure
Me... when i finally tell my friends i want HRT ()Hormonal Replacement Therapy()
Me coming out to my extended family after a few years on hrt
@@MadelineSawyer I hope they respect and love you still after ❤
@@keixsy dawh thankies, and yeah they're pretty supportive so that's nice
I love him. He's adorkable
you know preston is the one who is invincible and has infinite ammo he should really be the one to go and kill the raiders that are attacking a settlement
He can't tell if you're a girl or a guy but knows a settlement needs help from 30 miles away
fluffy you have the best comment sections
At least it's not raining.
So is the Minuteman's mascot Babe the pig? Ohohoho...
I'm sorry. I'll go away now.
The bench makes it much more cinematographic
I'd like that option regardless of your character :)
+TheSpaceTiger I just imagined something so random i spilled my coffee, thanks
thaboozz That's what I'm here for, happy to have helped your imagination and worn stain looks for tables, chairs and *insert other furniture*
+TheSpaceTiger Oh that'd be excellent.
Preston: "You really are one of the good guys, you know?"
Male protagonist: "I'm not a guy."
Preston: "...wat..."
RockLegend2 THAT WOULD BE THE BEST
[ Preston is uncomfortable ]
[ preston disliked that ]
another guys need your help...here ill mark it in your map
"...hear me out for a second"
"Another settlement needs our help, I'll mark it on your map"
Would've been funnier if Preston replied:
"Yeah well these days you just never know for sure..."
For some reason, my idiot brain read the title like "Newsflash: I'm not gay"
I'm going to assume that this is your way of telling us your a woman who doesn't need a man in her strong independent gaming life
Except that jazzy ghoul Hancock, of course
I love how awkward he gets here. It's so adorable ;^
what does the male character say if you do the same dialogue?
It's not there...
"You think I'm a guy?"
Thirty seconds later
Settlement: "There's a Preston in danger! Here, let me mark it on your map."
preston's identifies as pansettlement
R/one joke. I
sarcasm is the answer to all stupid remarks and questions.
It’s actually fascinating and sad at the same time how much better Fallout 4 made gender choiced conversations than both Assassin‘s Creed Odyssey and Valhalla. There, you are always adressed in a gender neutral way which takes a but away from being unique.
I believe in Odyssey the legendary armours can change with the genders.
Like on Alexios you can get Achilies' armour but on Kassandra you can get Amazonian's armour which does empower her Amazonian features
Imagine if he said "You really are one of the good girls, you know."
WAIT! SO NORA HAS BEEN A GIRL THE WHOLE TIME!?!?
Pawgers
Not Nora, Jennifer. Technically the same person, but actually very very different.
We all miss u
Cait Jenner disliked this video
+KingDavidPlayz haha ur so funny :))))) haha
I'm not a guy.
I'm an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter.
"I'm not a guy, I'm a non-binary asexual, transexual settlement"
There is no time for you to talk garvey, there is another settlement needs your help
I KNEW IT
Preston: Yes but, there’s a settlement that needs our help. Let me mark it on your map.
Preston is gonna get Cancelled
"I didn't notice that, but I'll tell you what I did notice.
Some more settlements that need your help, I'll mark it on your map."
Whoda thought, Jennifer isn't a guy??
Honestly I thought she was a settlement.
Alannah TheSuccubusQueen i thought she was dogmeat
If this is a coming out video, I'd like to congratulate :)
Hey, I thought so myself. The title is so inviting, don't you think? Now it's finally confirmed, that Fluffy ISN'T a GUY! XD
Preston wouldve been cancelled if he tweeted that today.
He really wouldn't.
@@johnmartinez7440 on Twitter? Something this small would.
Preston meant hero/protagonist when he said "good guy". And before we get into "is Nate or Nora the canon choice?" here is a slight newsflash: The game allows the player to change almost everything about them that isn't crucial to the plot of the game, which technically means they both are and aren't the canon choice since 1: you don't even need to be a protagonist, you can be chaotic evil if you want. 2: their name is normally changed by most players, same with their looks and stats. 3: the wiki acknowledges the character creation features. 4: both according to their backstory have ways to survive. Nate can fight most enemies with ease since he was a military veteran, unlike Nora, but Nora can still survive relatively easy given her degree, she could figure out how to make the right connections with each faction with little to no problem.
Preston Bout to bring a settlement into this conversation if it gets anymore awkward
their chemistry is just pure fire isn't it.
And this dialogue right here is why when I made my female character she romanced everyone companion but Preston LOL
Reminds me of how when you finish all quests in. Vault 81 the guards will call the male survivor a brave woman
Preston: haha you checked... wait...
Professor oak in the fallout universe
I love Preston’s awkward response, and of course,
There’s another settlement that needs our help, here, let me mark it on our map.
preston : just..hear me out for a second, another settlement needs your help! ill mark it on your map!
Fallout 4 was bad for playing your own character but the character bethesda gives you still has some great lines
Me: in not a guy, anymore
Rather than helping, he's about to build a settlement
The dead stare of Preston Garvey
It’s funny watching Preston get flustered with the female sole survivor
"Up close you're a girl."
"Far away, too!"
- paraphrasing MASH